Club Shay Shay - Nightcap Hour 2: Dak about to pass Romo, Fake CJ Stroud gets in Houston Rodeo, and the Cost of Living in 1985!
Episode Date: March 24, 2025Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to Dak about to pass Romo in starts as a Cowboy, a fake CJ Stroud gets into the Houston Rodeo, & the cost of living in 1985 was way ch...eaper! Also another edition of Spell-O, and Dunk on Unc & much more!07:41 - Dak Prescott on the way to most starts as a Cowboy10:41 - Ja’Marr Chase buys Lamborghini17:22 - Keon Coleman push-up bet24:39 - Fake CJ Stroud at Houston Rodeo29:33 - High school fired for pulling player’s ponytail34:00 - Cost of Living in 198541:18 - Spello50:00 - Dunk on Unc55:47 - Q&Ayyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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DAC is on the cusp of passing Romo. Dak needs six games this season to jump Tony Romo to
have the second most career starts in the franchise history trailing only Troy Aikman.
That's a lot of mileage. He'll be 32 and has missed 30% of the last five years. It is this
year the Cowboys invest in a potential heir. Now remember, Cooper Rush is gone. He's in
Baltimore. Yes, sir.
I don't know.
I don't know, but the way Jerry Jones operates, I have no idea what they're going to do.
I can't even tell you.
Now I know DACA's missed 30% of playing time due to injury, unfortunate injuries, but this
is football.
It's a contact sport.
It's a violent sport.
Injuries are going to happen. Injuries happen at every position.
Sometimes you, even though you try to prevent it, it's almost impossible. The
NFL has done all they can do to make the game safer. Injuries still happen.
And they're gonna continue to happen? Yeah, always, always. And as far as them
finding an air, it ain't nothing out there to look for or find right now anyway.
True?
It's not!
It's not.
And that is only 32.
I'm not sure how long he would wanna play,
but he got a long way to go,
especially at the quarterback position.
Finding the air, if you're gonna do it,
it ain't right now.
So, what are they gonna do?
I mean, look, Ocho, that make a 60 mil.
60 mil, Ocho, I need championship.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need a championship game.
I need to get to the Super Bowl.
Playoff, yeah, yeah.
More than playoff, huh?
I can't be one and done.
Right.
I can't get just to the division around, Ocho.
Right, you right.
What am I getting for that 60 million?
That $249.5 million that's's guaranteed what do I get for that mm-hmm
well listen that's 60 million obviously you wouldn't have to pay that you paid
him ahead of time you made him play out his whole contract and listen this is
you get this what you get Dallas did that Jerry did that
Stephen Jones did that you know man't pay him early. You were listening. They doing it with Micah. No, oh, man listen.
One thing about a cat,
wait a minute, I forgot to quote that fast.
What about a cat?
You gonna lay on his feet?
Nah, but I'm trying to use the analogy
a leopard never changes stripes.
If they done it, if they done one thing one way all the time
Regardless of who the players they will continue to do it the same way
That's why you keep getting the same results
I'm gonna go I'm gonna do everything at the last minute. Yeah. Well, you can't do well
Here's the thing you do that and the guy you got to pay extra
They you got again, but you just you just do it million you doing that with Micah. Yeah.
You see the market exploded?
Yeah. And listen,
while the market exploding, they're going to have to make him the highest paid anyway.
At his position.
I don't know what you're waiting on. You might as well get it done now.
Jamar Chase brought his dream Lamborghini this week after his historic deal.
Check out this ride, Ocho. Yeah. He says he's dreamt of buying this
car for over 10 years. He raced T Higgins around Miami. Ocho, how come they
call you? You got a whip Ocho? Is that a McLaren that T got?
Yeah, T got a green McLaren. I was with Chase before I left to go to New Orleans
to watch Alvin Ailey.
So Chase was with me.
I saw it.
Very nice Lambo.
Remember, I had a Rosentube during my playing days.
I have a Ferrari now, but that's too much car
and it's too loud for me anyway.
You know, you get to a certain age,
you don't want to hear that kind of noise.
But it's a beautiful thing in person. You know, Chase was at my grandma's house.
Okay.
We sat there for two hours, man.
We talked about the deal, talked about the contracts.
We talked about everything.
So it was a good time.
I'm a Ferrari guy.
I mean, no disrespect to Lam.
I'm a Ferrari guy.
They got that new Ferrari.
What's that new Ferrari?
They got a super car out now, Ocho.
I think they say they make it $7 and their four million dollars right wait that would
wait wait come again four million man go ahead man
go ahead okay bye bye bye car no time soon yeah I mean we in the same boat. I have enough toys. I got a 2013 Range Rover.
Got less than 37,000 miles on it.
Hey, do you even drive that?
The F80. They got an F80 super, it's a super car right?
About 1200 horsepower.
You don't even need all that.
I'm just saying a person in general.
I'm saying a person, unless you're a car collector, you don't even need all that. I'm just saying a person in general. I'm saying a person unless you're a car collector
You don't need that unless you are a sheik or you over there in Dubai or Qatar
And I can see that they that's a different kind of money
Oh, I can see something like that. Let me tell you why I can't see it because I can't see four million dollars
That's why I can't see it
You know got it
All you need is a F8 car
Are you crazy? Listen, I got a simple F8 in a cigar.
Are you crazy?
Listen, I got a simple F8 Spyder, that's enough.
One day, a Sunday, a Saturday, I want to go out, hear the noise, enjoy it, pull up to
a brunch spot, eat, enjoy, smoke my cigar, go home.
Outside of that, I can't do it every day.
It's too much noise, huh?
Well, I just saw the guy.
That noise is aggravating the air to the red bull fortune just bought the former
F1 Eggo stone he bought his collection
650 million
My goodness, I mean he got Michael Schumacher's he got those the Michael Schumacher's that he won his seventh title
Nikki louder. Yeah, I mean he got, whew.
Yeah.
Whew.
Yeah, I can imagine.
But I, even if I had four million, which I don't.
Even if I had four million,
and let me reemphasize that again, I don't.
Yes you do.
Anybody that put the buy no car for that.
Hold on, but wait, if you were an extensive car collector like the JLNOs or the Red Crosses, then you do. You ain't buying no car for that. Yes you do. Hold on, but wait, if you were an extensive car collector
like the JLNOs or the Red Crosses, then you would.
Let me tell you what, I'm an extensive money collector
and I ain't got four million.
Hey.
That's what I'm trying to collect.
I'm trying to collect money
and I ain't collected enough of it yet.
But look, I ain't got no problem with that, don't you?
Look, you and I both, when we grew up
and we saw people purchasing thing man
20,000 ain't no way I'll pay 20,000 for that right right right when you get it
It's easy to say what you won't do when you ain't got when you when you can't do it right, but when you can
You do things that you never thought you would cuz you didn't think you'd be in this position. Position, right.
So, but no, congratulations, enjoy it. That's the whole purpose of it. You know,
you might buy yourself something. What's the whole, what's the purpose of working hard? You can't get at least one or two things that you enjoy. Be it a car, be it a watch,
be whatever the case may be. Enjoy it.
Listen, enjoy the fruits of your labor, Unc. But don't get lost in the lifestyle.
Don't get lost and become handicapped to the lifestyle in general. It's okay to
enjoy the fruits of your labor because you work hard to get where you at. Yeah.
Now you know I had to give Chase that talk. I told the T-Higgins
the following day, you know. don't get lost in it.
You can enjoy it.
There is nothing,
and I know all the NFL players gonna see this,
Chase, I know you're gonna see this,
T Higgins and anybody else that's gonna get paid,
Micah, you next.
There is nothing you can buy.
I don't care how much money your owners pay you.
Nothing you can buy that is more valuable than your name.
Nothing.
When you get out that car and you take all them clothes
and you take all them, that jewelry,
and you look in the mirror,
boy, that's the true value, boy, you hear me?
You ain't got to do nothing to impress nobody.
When you go to the club, you ain't got to pop no bottles.
You ain't got to buy no sections.
Nah.
Huh?
Cause all the chicks, they done Googled
how much you making already. You ain't got to do Nathaniel. Nah. Huh? Cause all the chicks, they done Google how much you making already.
You ain't got to do Nathaniel.
Listen to me, I'm telling you,
I've been in the game 40 years
and still got all my chicken.
All right?
Mm-hmm.
No.
Hey, you gotta talk for me, I got the PP.
Go.
But hey, Chase, you weren't that one, bro.
You say you've been thinking about this car for 10 years.
Here you are. You got your rookie car track.
Put that up. Hey, I'm going to get me some nice.
Got him a Lambo. It is nice.
Spangler calling us. So you got to wait for it.
Well, we got to wait for chill for this one. So hopefully uh
May I be to get off them sites
Yeah, the lake what y'all want to talk about the Lakers. You had to go with the Southwicks. Yeah, the Lakers. What y'all want us to talk about the Lakers?
What y'all want us to say? They got blown out?
They did? They got blown out?
And that's what happens. You give up 70 points in the paint,
you let a team shoot 15, 16 threes,
you're gonna get blown out.
I don't know what y'all want us to say. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Last night, what, 146 to 105, 115, something like that, yeah.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I just want to make sure.
I just want you to stay with me now.
So is it still Lakers in five even though they lost?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I'm just checking.
They weren't done.
You gotta win four games in the playoff.
Okay, my bad, my bad.
I'm just checking.
I'm just fine.
How about this here, Ocho?
Speaking of calling, a soldier best, Keon Coleman,
50 pushups, his quarterback wouldn't answer his FaceTime.
Watch this, Ocho.
Yeah.
What's the over under?
You think he gonna, if he answer, I need 50 pushups.
Whoa, my Lord.
Hold on, if he answer, you give?
Come on, I can't lose in it.
I only can lose if he don't answer, but I don't have to do nothing.
Oh, so it's not really a deal.
It's a one-sided deal.
It's unilateral.
I like those deals.
That's FaceTime.
Look, he's going to do this.
Nah, he ain't going to do that.
I ain't taking my number.
I ain't taking my number.
Look, he answered.
Oh!
I appreciate you so much, my guy.
I'm doing a Q&A at an army base right now and somebody asked me if you would answer.
I was like, I think he would.
I need my 50 push-ups.
You lost.
And she said thank you for your service.
That's dope.
That's dope.
Hey, hey.
My quarterback loved me, bro.
If you thought you were a real man, you're a real man.
I'm a real man.
I'm a real man.
I'm a real man.
I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. Thank you for your service. Thank you very much. That's dope.
That's dope.
Hey, hey.
My quarterback loved me, bro.
You thought you had me, man.
He thought he had him.
That's got that new contract.
He answered the phone for everybody.
He good?
Hey, that's a good one.
Hey, who can you call on your phone, no matter what, Helen, if your life depended on it,
you could pick up the phone and FaceTime
and you know they guaranteed the answer.
Your life on the line.
Is he there?
Huh?
Is he there?
Oh, I don't call nobody but Kayla.
Okay, I'm just saying.
My sister not answering FaceTime
because I've never talked to my sister on FaceTime. My brother's not gonna answer because I've never talked to my sister on FaceTime.
My brother's not gonna answer
because I've never talked to my brother on FaceTime.
I've only talked to my son once on FaceTime.
I've only talked to my daughter,
my younger daughter once on FaceTime.
So the only person, I don't talk to Bucket on FaceTime,
I don't talk to Burns on FaceTime.
See, but that's a good thing though.
That's a good thing,
because the fact that they don't normally talk to you
on FaceTime, they would understand
it would probably be an extreme emergency if I got calling me on FaceTime. No, they're gonna hit the client.
Do you mean to call me on FaceTime? That's what they're gonna text me back and say.
I know about people who are joking. Oh, because that ain't me. So the only person I would probably,
if I had to bear something, I would probably say Kayla.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
If I had to choose somebody in my life,
in my immediate life, and it was a life or death situation.
Girl, I tried to ask you what type of face
did you mean to call me?
My god.
I'm trying to think.
I did.
I mean, what would I call probably probably my kids
Any any one of my kids? Yeah
Yeah, that's the only that's the only one that's the only one I would be willing to put anything on
To say that she would answer she ain't answer not cuz you gotta get up and go to work in the morning
You got a new job. So she'd answer asking right now. But nah, my sister, no.
Brother, mom, Bucket Burns, mm-mm.
No.
I'm trying to, I hope.
First of all, I ain't never called any my you know Snoo
Cube anybody that's in my phone Mayweather or Ross P I ain't never called
nobody FaceTime I don't like talking FaceTime
Hey, I know who you would call if you were going to answer. You talking about me?
Oh hell.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
I'm trying to think.
Let me ask you this.
What ex could you call if they would answer?
All of them? What ex could you call and they would answer?
All of them?
Man, they're probably gonna change their number on me. Listen to me. You hear me?
Huh?
All of them.
All of them?
I mean, respect.
They tell me they say Ocho pay well.
Pay what well?
They say Ocho pay well.
Listen, respectfully all of them.
And I say it respectfully.
I mean, you know,
I like that.
I can answer that, I can say that confidently too.
Maybe we go live. Maybe we have to put that to the test. Maybe we have to call somebody
when we go live.
Oh, from the past? Okay, we can do that. I like that.
Hell no. I ain't calling nobody from the past. Hell no. I'm talking about somebody famous
on my phone.
I thought you said me. Hell no.
Well, you're kidding me.
Oh, you're talking about. Okay, okay, okay. We can do that. I like that, I like that, I like that.
And that would be a good one though too huh? Huh? Where they sit there and call the X out of the blue
just to see if they answer? Yeah, I call one of my kids mom. Oh come on, here you go man.
You know they gonna answer. No hell they don't, hell they won't.
Oh man, you know they gonna answer. No, hell they won't.
They gonna see me,
tell me about where the hell you want.
No, no, I ain't fooling that.
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Ocho, look at this.
Hey, hey, hey, that's funny.
Hey.
Hey, guys, hey, that's funny. They're quiet. Hey.
Hey, guys, how are you?
Nah, they had to put a suit through the other door.
The security is letting us in with my camera.
Because I couldn't even go through the front door.
You all good?
Yeah, you take me.
I was expecting a selfie, but I'm taking a selfie.
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All right, you're taking a seat, bro. Sit.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Hold on.
Come on.
Yeah.
It's OK.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
OK.
So, my kids, I just got into the rodeo for free for looking like CJ Stroud.
Why in the hell would CJ Stroud be wearing his jersey in public?
Or his shirt in general.
I mean, you would have to be a true, a true football fan.
A true football fan to actually know, man, stop playing.
That ain't no CJ Stroud.
Now you do look like it,
and you can fool a whole lot of people, huh?
That don't know exactly who he is,
but just know, all right, I know he looks like the quarterback,
but I don't know if it's really him or not.
So that's why he was able to get away with that.
But listen, a true football fan,
you ain't fooling nobody.
You ain't fooling nobody.
ball fan you ain't fooling nobody. You ain't fooling nobody. I was like bro I mean have you ever worn your jersey out in public? Me? Yeah absolutely not. Hell no.
Absolutely not. I mean the only time, Pep Rally. When you were in high school you got the Pep Rally?
High school, Pep Rally., I remember them days. Yeah
Right, I should wear that thing all day all day in school. Yeah, you know that don't don't
Ain't game day boy. Don't tell me that they had that number two of walking through the hallway skipping class
That would be Yeah, you don't have it. What's what's how you know? Hey the girl with your little man jacket, you know, say it on choke
But what's how you know a girl where you let him in jacket, you know, say it on choke. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, bitch. I like I don't know where that matter fact my ex my ex from high school She still got my letterman jacket
That would be a nice gift to get back if I could get it if I was she had I don't know where she at
And then you know, we got all them patches down that you put this like region champs, you know, yeah so for the soul state champs, you know we got all them patches down that you put this like region champs. You know yeah so for the soul
state champs, you know
Man, you got a whole joke got a whole a
Whole Jersey, oh Joe
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See? That wasn't that long, was it?
That wasn't that long at all.
Hey, Chapney, we got to pay the bills now.
You know, the first one rolling around.
We don't say nothing to y'all.
Got to pay your bills, car insurance,
you know, life insurance, health insurance.
You know, rent be due, your phone bill due.
I mean, come on now.
Yeah, y'all talking about, oh, hi, hi.
Every time I'm out, hey, you hired?
Can I intern?
How you think we pay the bills?
How you think we pay people to do all this?
Editors, graphics, producers, associate producers.
Y'all, it ain't, I want y'all to know,
it ain't cheap to do this.
Shake, shake, meeting, we got 17 employees,
we got 17, 18 employees.
Yeah, make it 19.
Well, you ain't no employee, but you get paid handsomely.
You ain't no damn employee.
Hey, you right by getting paid handsomely.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate that.
You know, handsome money, handsome people, you know, it all go hand in hand.
Oh, Joe, check this out. A New York basketball coach was fired for pulling a high school
player's ponytail. Northville High School fired coach Jim Zulo. The incident unfolded
at North High School lost to New York State public high school.
God damn. We gotta wait till the finish line.
Go ahead, go ahead O don't you look at this.
Watch what you're doing.
I'm looking at it, I'm looking at it.
Oh man, listen, that's not the first time, Monk.
That's not the first time. That's something that's probably been going on for a while.
Are you putting a woman here like that?
Hey, but listen.
What poor my daughter has to slap fire from her?
Hey, man, listen, I don't know what parents was at, but you know, that couldn't have been
you know what?
Because somebody's parents would have been on jumped on the court and beat Buddy up.
But you can tell that incident or something like that to be that comfortable, especially
during the game, to be able to do that, that mean it's been going on before that.
It's been going on in practice. Maybe once upon a time way back when yes, I'll just behave in this manner
Oh, yeah, absolutely not today's time. Okay. No, you can't coach and intimidate players
Like you could when you and I was coming up, especially when I was coming up right grab your face mask
They push it and kick in your head your tail
Yeah, they did say to you. Oh Joe you can't do that now
Yeah, and you know you do that to kids somebody can't first of all you do that to somebody kid now
Somebody kids somebody go knock fire from you. Oh, yeah, you got to be careful
I always tell people be careful you treat people kid
Yeah, you got to
Come up there do something bad to you and then joy well
He have to do it what you didn't have to do that. Yeah, and I'm just just thinking about the coach of styles back
Then especially your era here my era one. It wasn't any better a chat
I chat I don't know how many of you for me with the documentary the year of the bull obviously, you know, Teddy Bridgewater
Just this past season one state he was coaching at Miami Northwestern for me with the documentary, The Year of the Bull. Obviously, you know, Teddy Bridgewater,
just this past season, one state,
he was coaching at Miami Northwestern,
prestigious black high school in Liberty City.
If you get a chance, please go back
and watch the documentary called The Year of the Bull.
Just to see how high school colleges coach during that era,
how I grew up and how I was coached,
Little League, all the way up to high school.
It is unbelievable.
And I think that coaching style, it wouldn't work in today's era, but it made all of us
better players and a little numb to some of the things that go on outside in the real
world having to deal with some of the coaches that coach, you know, in that manner and that
style. It's frowned upon today, but I kind of like it in a sense,
the way they operated back then.
See, if you check that documentary out,
it's called A Year of the Bull, Miami Northwestern.
I mean, you might like it, you know,
some of you might hate it, but I enjoy, me personally,
I enjoy that kind of coaching style.
Yeah, I, you just can't do it now.
You know, the same with Bobby Knight head-butted his players on the bench.
Yeah.
You know, he got there and he got down and he head-butted him.
Man, you can't do that no more.
You can't.
You can't do all the stuff and grab the player in his collar and grab, you know,
they were notorious to grab you by your face, man.
You hear what I'm saying to you, son?
Mm-hmm.
And sure, if you do all kind of things, man, look here.
And back then, we ain't know no better.
We took it.
We took it.
Because we felt that they were trying to get us better.
You can get somebody better without trying to do it all that.
Being disrespectful, being derogatory.
Hey.
But that was just, and just because, look,
just because of what you're, it worked, you know, in,
do I think that had anything to do with me?
Hell, I think I was gonna be pretty,
what I was gonna be regardless.
Do I like to be coach?
Yes.
Yeah.
If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong
and I'm gonna try to correct it.
But don't curse me.
Tell me what you want me to do, tell me what's the best way
I can go about doing it, I'm gonna do it.
Right.
But I just, I'm not, I ain't big and put my hands
on people kids, cause I want you to put,
I want you to put your hands on my kids,
so I ain't put my hands on nobody's kids,
and I want you to put your hands on me.
But you know, back then, but as you get older,
you're like, okay, coach, I don't mind being corrected but this is how
I'd like you to talk to me.
Right right right.
But I mean he teaches on.
Pocho.
Yeah.
Looking back at the cost of living 40 years ago in 1985 which one of these items surprises
you the most?
Hold on I can't I can't I can't see that good now.
Hold on.
Can you see it now?
A new house costs $84,300.
The average income was $23,600.
Rentment wage was $335 an hour.
Average rent, $432 a month.
College tuition, $4,560.
A spanking brand new car was less than $7,700.
Milk was $220 a gallon.
Eggs was $85.70.
A loaf of bread cost $0.68.
A movie ticket was $3.55.
And gas cost $1.12 a gallon.
Now listen, one thing I want to say about this. I remember these days huh, 1985.
I remember I was a junior in high school. Yeah, hey listen, I was a freshman in high school.
Now when I think about it, they always say history repeats itself.
No, that ain't happening. Wait, listen to me, stay with me now.
history repeats itself. No, that ain't happening. Wait, listen to me, stay with me now. If you look at some of the things going on, fashion, politics, some of the things that's going on in the world,
we're going back to the 60s and the 70s in certain areas and aspects in life if you actually pay
attention to certain things. Now, when we talk about history repeating itself. At what point would we get back to this?
Never.
You're never gonna buy a house for less than $100,000.
Less is a row house.
Less is a crack house.
You ain't getting no new car.
You ain't getting no new car for those $7700 old yo.
And gas ain't gonna ever be a dollar 12 a gallon. Hey, um eggs was
85 since
He yeah, I was 80 eggs was 85
Per-sits per dozen. Yeah, I was a little I was a man was remember. Yes. Oh
My goodness. Yes. Remember I told you used to get three loaf of bread for a dollar
I remember three loaf of bread for a dollar. I remember you used to get three loaves of bread for $0.68 now, but I remember you can get three loaves of bread for a dollar.
Yes, I remember this like I was 17. I remember this. Now, I ain't know nobody know new house.
The house we call, probably we stayed in, probably cost $1,500.
But yeah, I remember this.
The funny thing about it is the price of everything keeps going up, right?
Everything around us keeps going up.
They're taking jobs away from people using technology, chat B, chat, chat GPT and AI
and all this other stuff, automated services.
But minimum wage isn't going up the way it should.
No, I remember.
To be able to offset the price of everything going up.
So something's gonna have to give.
Exact wages are going up.
The average consumer hourly is not,
because it's what, 7.30 a now?
Yeah.
I work for 3.35 an hour, so I know.
Yeah.
Ocho.
But even back then, Ocho, you look at that thing,
damn, bro, my grandma called hell.
Even at 85 cents, even at 68 cents for a loaf of bread, it was still hell on the border
sharp household.
And you look at it in the price of night like, damn, yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's crazy.
Gallon, gas was a dollar twelve a gallon and you weren't going nowhere unless you had two
dollars to put in my tank.
So it wasn't no free ride.
Hey, come take no you got to pay.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember that like yesterday.
That's crazy.
New car.
For seven thousand?
What do you know about seven thousand was? Oh yeah. That's crazy. New car? For 7,000?
What do you know about 7,000 was?
Oh yeah, back then I had a car.
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
How do you go buy a car?
My granny made $197 every two weeks.
So she made less than $4,000 a year.
So how the hell you gonna pay for a new car?
Yeah, you right.
And buy food.
Can you imagine if everybody rent was $430 still?
Do you know how much money that was back then?
Yeah, I already know.
Oh, you gotta tell me I was there.
What you mean, I was there?
You looking at today's money,
you making today's money,
and you looking at yesterday's prices.
Right, right, right.
Transport your ass back there.
You know how your grandma, how your mama struggled to pay $430 something.
Boy, that was a full load of money.
Yeah, I already know.
But just imagine.
Hell, Granny made $500 a month.
So how you gonna pay rent at $ 432 a month. She made 500
Mmm, it's so funny. You notice how they made it work back then
They made a way yeah, no matter what we go
You make pig feet you a cool you a squirrel you a rabbit you a possum. Yes
That's not you a trite you a mountain oysters. That's how you made it. You ain't called you ain't possum. Yes. That's hot. You ain't trite you ain't mild noiseless
That's how you made it. You ain't call them mess of fish. Yeah, and you ain't yes. That's how you made it work
You would eat no steak. No lamb chop. No lobster. No crab legs. No lops. No scallops. No or you're eating none of that, right? I
Had never I had never heard of a person eating crab like oh, Ocho, you know them Dungeness crabs,
them blue crabs, but like them king crab legs with lobster.
I ain't never heard nobody eat no lobster.
I ain't heard nobody eat no lobster.
Can we go get some, when we got in college like a senior, and guy was talking about,
man, I'm gonna take old girl to Red Lobster, she want lobster.
Right.
But you know, guys, when you got that work study money but you know guys you got that uh
that work study money you know you got that work study money oh you try to
impress somebody you think about eat something man please
yeah eating salmon croquette in the can eating
Vienna sausages right in the sauce baloney that too baloney with the red
with the you know tube of the long tube of baloney oh Joe
now you're not gonna come out with the slice you the long tube of bologna and choc, not gonna have to combine with the slicer.
You wouldn't get that.
Right.
You get that big ass tube.
Hold on, what you know about,
I bet you ain't had no beanies and weenies.
Nah, we ain't eat that.
We didn't have pork and beans though.
Okay.
Okay.
No, yeah, pork and beans, pork and beans,
and you take the hot dogs
and cut the hot dogs up into pork and beans.
Okay. And you get the, we got the hot dogs and cut the hot dogs up in the pork and beans. Okay.
And you get the, we got the hot dogs, the 50 came in the pack, but the hot dogs still
had the casing on them.
See they were pink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, Ocho.
You ain't get no good, no Hebrew national man style.
But I'm looking at these prices, I'm like, if I look back in this now, oh Joe and I think
Well, we were bad off with Joe. I mean we might have been back worse than I previously thought right?
Boy do a do some days their black, you know, you're bored him a them a them with some days
Oh
When life was simple, life was simple. All right, Ocho, we got your favorite segment back.
Chat, y'all get ready.
It's time for Ocho's favorite segment.
It's time for Spello Cinco.
Wear your hat.
Wear your hat, Ocho.
Put your hat on.
Hey, man, hey, hey, you know who?
You know who got mad at me and cut my head up a long time ago. That's why I stopped winning.
Man, don't put that...
You heard me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, Ocho. I'm gonna start y'all with the easy one.
Hold on, hold on. Let me lock in first. Let me lock in.
You know, don't rush me.
Don't rush me. Let me lock in and focus so I can chat. This is for y'all. Tonight is for y'all, Chad. I'm telling you, I was under-spelling me in 1978, 1979.
I got you tonight.
Give the Father, give Ocho the strength to lock in and dispel these words. Help him to focus, understand.
And as I enunciate these words correctly, just give Ocho the strength
and the courage to spell these words with conviction.
Yes, sir.
We ask all these things in your name.
Amen.
Yes, sir.
Let's go, Ocho.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Your first word.
First word.
Ubiquitous.
Ubiquitous.
How do you come out of the game?
How do you come out of the game?
Existing everywhere simultaneously.
Ubiquitous. Oh, how do you come out of the game with something like that?
Okay, it's gonna get easy.
Err.
Okay, we start with that.
You say it again?
Ubiquitous.
Ubiquitous. Ubiquitous.
Yes.
Now I'm assuming it's UB.
Let's start there.
Ubic, ubic.
Now, bic lighter is BIC.
So I'm gonna go UBIC.
Ubic, quah, quah.
BIC, UBICQ.
T-I-S-T. UB. What what be at you be I see Q Tist
Ubi IQ UI
To us ubiquitous now, you know now you know I'm gonna get that now the
I thought there was a chance Okay, how about this one, Ocho?
This one, and you've heard of this one.
A demigod.
A who?
A demigod.
Wait, you mean a demigod?
A demigod.
Demigod is A demigod.
Demigod is a leader exploiting emotions to gain power.
A demigod.
Man, are these words even in the source?
I've never heard that before.
Demi, say it one more time.
I bet you I get it right.
Demigod.
A demigod.
A-D-E-M-I. Demigod time. I bet you I get it right. Demi-Gog. A-Demi-Gog.
A-D-E-M-I.
A-Demi-Gog.
G-O-D?
Where the hell you get an A from? I said Demi-Gog.
Oh, you said Demi. I thought you said A-Demi-Gog.
No, but you're wrong.
D-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E, demigog.
Oh my goodness, Unc.
Hey, Unc, and not only do I not know these words,
the chat don't know me either.
And I hope nobody in the chat is laughing at me
because I know y'all not finna see and pretend
that y'all know some of the words Unc talk about
because I ain't never heard of the last one
and I definitely don't know how to spell the first one we did.
How about this paradigm?
Paradigm Oh P A R A D I G N
No
What's P A R A D I G M that's what I just said
Sound like you said in chat
Do you see how fast I spelled it?
Because I knew how to spell it.
I said M.
We're running back.
We'll give you that one.
How about this one?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Stop playing with me.
What you talking about?
Huh?
Antidote.
Antidote.
A-N-T-I antidote.
A-N-T-I D-O-T-I antidote. A-N-T-I-D-O-T-E antidote.
A-N-E-C-D-O-T-E antidote.
God dog it, man! Jesus!
Elucidate.
What?
To clarify, explain clearly. Elucidate. To clarify, explain clearly. Elucidate.
Elucidate?
Elucidate. To clarify or explain clearly. Elucidate.
Elucidate. So elusive, elusive. Elusive is EL, so elucidate would probably be E-L as well.
U-S, elucidate, I-D-A-T-E, elucidate.
E-L-U-C-I-D-A-T-E, elucidate.
So that's not what I just spelled?
No.
Hey, uh, hey, hey, boy, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bet, I'm gonna... E.T.E. elucidate. So that's not what I just spelled? No.
Hey, hey, hey, boy, I'm going to, I'm going to bet. This is going to be the easy one if you don't get this one.
I'm on a bad run.
Abore.
To detest, strongly dislike.
I abore you.
Abore.
Oh, my goodness.
Abore. Oh my goodness, a boar.
I mean, it could be a boar like A-B-O-R-A. I mean, my bad, A-B-O-A-R, but it could be
A-B-O-R-E.
Well, where are you going with?
Or a boar, A-B-O-R. Which one of the three is it?
That's, I mean, I didn't go to Harvard. I went to Glendale High School. That's far as
I'm going to be.
No, but you got to understand. I went to Harvard for one semester.
Okay, that should be enough to help spell these words.
I mean, that's when they saw my application and knew it was fake. And that's when they
got thrown out.
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So what, what are you going with? Abore?
Abore, A-B-O-R, A-B-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R, Abore.
Okay, I got it right. No, you didn't. A-B-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R.
A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. A-B-H-O-R. I'd be a Hall of Famer. Because I ain't. It's a welcome step. No, actually, you wouldn't. That's below the windowsill line there.
You got to be at least 250.
I can work with you.
300, you're in the ballpark.
OK, Ocho.
This is Dunk on Up MCAA Poops.
OK, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Golly, man, that was...
Hey, I gotta go back and I gotta study my thesaurus or something, man,
because Jesus Christ.
Hey, chat, I apologize, chat.
I'm glad this wasn't a life or death situation because y'all would be planning my funeral.
My goodness, that was abysmal.
That was horrible.
Yeah, that was...
God! Hey, those were some crazy words, horrible. Yeah, that was that was God
Hey, them some crazy words though. Okay. Here we go. Don't go knock NCAA hoops
Riddle edition, okay
He played for the Kentucky Wildcats he won the 2012 NCAA national championship known for his elite defense and shot blocking.
Went number one overall in the 2012.
Well, God, can I finish?
Nah, I ain't gonna hold you.
Okay.
You got that one.
You got that one.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
He played for the Yukon Huskies.
Went 4-4-4 in the NCAA Championship 2013 to 2016,
never lost the NCAA tournament game,
one of the greatest women's college basketball players ever.
Who am I?
She went 4-4-4, oh, oh, Stewie, Breonna Stewart.
God damn it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you two for two, okay, okay. You know your stuff, huh? A little bit. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, you two, you two for two. Okay, okay.
You know, you know your stuff, huh?
A little bit.
Okay, here we go.
Coast for the Duke Blue Devils,
won five NCAA championships, 1991, 1992, 2001, 2010.
Coach K.
Damn.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey, well you you on a roll today, huh? I'm gonna ask you for the numbers for the lotto after this.
Okay, here we go.
Legendary culture, the Tennessee Lady Vols won eight NCAA championships.
Pat Heads Summit.
Actually, her middle name is Pat Head Summit.
She married the guy's last name was Summer.
Her actual maiden name is Pat Head.
You know the story?
She got beat in the tournament game and she was about to give birth to her son and they
said they wanted to land the plane in Virginia and she say no, I'm not having my son in Virginia
Hey, well you showing off tonight it from the company, huh?
Okay, okay here we go
Here we go. Let me put my glasses back on
He played for the blue dude. He played for the Duke Blue Devils score 41 41 points in the 1992 Elite Eight game vs. Kentucky.
He was perfect from the floor, Christian Leightner.
He didn't miss a single shot or a free throw.
He hit the buzzer beater.
Yep.
Remember like yesterday.
Caught the pass from Grand Hill at the top of the key, turned around, bam.
Ball game.
You remember that game what you oh
Hey, man, come on man. Hell nah
Okay, here we go
Last one. Are you gonna get this one?
Played for the Iowa Hawkeyes known for the triple doubles and record-breaking performances one of the top scores in NCAA history
revolutionized women's basketball.
Not Kevin Clark, go Joe.
Hey, I wanna know who briefed you before this.
I thought you were gonna give me like,
well who won the 1975 National Championship in the men?
Who did?
I thought you were gonna ask me something like that.
Who won the national championship in 1975?
For the men?
Yeah.
I think NC State.
Cause 76 was Indiana, 77 was Marquette, 78 was Kentucky,
79 was Michigan State, 80 was Louisville, 81 was Indiana again, 82
was Michael George year, 83 was NC State, 84 was Georgetown.
Goddamn!
75 would be silly.
You silly what?
So when did David Thompson win, 74?
Hey, I got a problem.
We got to hold court, especially with the chat.
We all got to hold court.
There's a small discrepancy in the level of difficulty in my questions when it's time
to spell and the questions that you get on Dunk On On.
I thought you were gonna ask me some like some NCAA stuff
like, you know, who won the 96 national championship.
Right.
Or, tell me, ask me something about Cheryl Swoops.
Right.
Lynette Woodard.
Right.
You can't ask me something about Coach K. Right. Okay.
Don't worry about it. I got you. Listen.
Next time I got you. I got you.
I'm going to take the degree
of difficulty to the
maximum the way you do with my words.
Yeah.
Ask me where Oscar Robertson played
or something like that. Right. Okay.
You know Jerry West played the Ohio State
So don't ask me that now you play the West Virginia
They played Ohio State
I was there me and Jerry me and Jerry. I don't know Jerry Lucas played Ohio State
Damn why I had a bad night at night for yeah, West Virginia with Jerry cuz that's where he's from Jerry Lucas. Oh I had a bad night chat I apologize. Oh you did Ocho. Alright Ocho now it's time for Q&A.
That was bad. Golly. Aaron Orin says what would be more awkward if Unc had a
beard or if Ocho had a head full of hair?
I mean, I can grow a head full of hair,
so it wouldn't be awkward,
because there are many pictures with me
with a head full of hair,
and I can still grow a head full of hair.
That was a long time ago.
No, what?
You want me to grow my hair just to prove it?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
How you think I look with a beard, Ocho?
Hey, I think you know that you should get one of the units. Get a unit.
No.
No? Just see how it looks, huh?
You know, get your little unit.
I can grow, excuse me, I can grow a beard.
So why don't you grow it out?
Do something different.
Why?
Do something different for the ladies.
Yeah.
Ocho. Just try it, just try it. Thank you, buddy. Try it Do something different for the ladies. Oh Joe.
Just try it.
Just try it.
Think about it.
Try it.
It ain't gonna hurt.
You know, people have only seen me with one way.
The same haircut, with the same part, no facial hair, no earrings, no tattoos, no piercings.
Right.
I'm gonna wait till I get 57 and get into a midlife crisis, huh?
And not a midlife crisis.
Why don't I just go in and buy a Porsche?
You know, they can call you the...
It'd be complete.
They can call you the silver fox
and get you a gray beard and let it grow in,
let it be gray, you know?
Yeah, that'd be nice.
No, cupcake, Ocho, I think Ocho with a head full of hair.
I ain't, I ain't.
Because it's gonna look like he won them 70 movies
when they got the wigs on
What about movie with Don Cheadle had that wig on?
I forgot forgot what movie I was
Cupcake mama good evening. What NFL rule you guys would change right now?
The shoot
I The shoot I I
Would change the world I want football to be football again. I
Understand player safety and all that but it's just not the same
It's just not the same. I
Just want I want football to be played again like it did in the early 2000s. That's all
That that's that's in as that's the only rule
I think one of the dumbest rules is that a water running back can't lower his head early 2000s. That's all. That's the only rule.
I think one of the dumbest rules is that a running back
can't lower his head.
It makes no sense.
That's how you run the ball.
That's how you protect yourself as a back.
Exactly.
I'm like, man, see, my point.
All right, Ocho, here's the question.
NFL matchup highlights.
What's up, Uncle Ocho? I know it was a tight end.
Did you ever line up against Dion?
No. Also, if you and Ocho line up against Dion five times each,
which one of you guys would catch more balls on Dion?
Listen, Dion couldn't come to me. Me.
Dion couldn't come in and elementary.
He couldn't come in junior high. He couldn't come in college and he couldn't come me. Me. Deion couldn't cover me in elementary. He couldn't cover me in junior high.
He couldn't cover me in college
and he couldn't cover me in the pros.
He can't cover me now.
So that's the answer to your question.
Nah, he ain't got but three toes now.
If you listen, three toes, two toes,
Lakers and fire.
I'd say in Lancaster, what's good, Uncle Ocho?
What are your thoughts on Steven?
They said he can see Jamar Chase being in the conversation of the top three all-time
receiver at the end of his career in combos with Rice, Moss, and Teo.
Absolutely.
It's all about consistency.
It's all about consistency and being healthy and staying on the field.
With a quarterback like Joe Burrow, who's going to be able to get him the ball at will offensively.
They put chase in positions to be able to make the plays.
What he can do would run after the catch
on shorter intermediate routes and turn into a 10
or a damn drag into an 80 yard touchdown.
Absolutely that's possible.
It's all about staying healthy
and being consistent year in and year out.
Absolutely. That should be his goal. It's all about staying healthy and being consistent year in and year out. Yep. Absolutely
That should be his goal
Pat W said oh Joe you should try hooking up with up with a good pre-hation woman one thing
I know about our pre-hation women. They're great partners. Oh, yeah, my matter of fact. Yeah
I got you. I got you
No Listen, I asked you a I got you. Be right no
Listen, I asked you a woman to teach you right? You hear me?
They're gonna help me on my knees asking my arms. What's wrong with me? Oh, no. Oh
What that mean? Oh
Have you had to look at board with in broad daylight with a flashlight? Yes, sir. No you do a
You know Richard Brown talk about Miss Rudolph, you're the 80. You know Richard Pryor talking about Miss Rudolph?
Yeah. Okay.
All right.
That might be what you need though.
No, that ain't what I need.
Hey, it don't hurt to try.
Jay Cass, we ain't rocking with you no more, Chad.
I tailed you on St. John's going going
going far get it together 85. I tailed you on St. John's. What's that Ocho?
You talking about St. John loss? Oh you took oh why y'all listen to Ocho?
I mean listen I was just throwing that out there on the whim.
Small 40, I wish South Carolina would have a major league sports here. We turned out the Panthers in 94.
Hell, we turned out Walt Disney in the 60.
Do our governor's local officials do not want anything here?
Yeah.
Yeah. Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy, hey fam, have you ever heard of the Asher House?
It's an animal sanctuary in Salem, Oregon, founded by a guy named Lee Asher.
He rescues unwanted and discarded animals and gives them a full life of love.
He reminds me of you.
You love your animals.
I actually do.
I've heard of it.
I do.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to retire one day. I actually do. I've heard of it. I do. That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to retire one day, not anytime soon.
I just want, I want too many goats, too many cows, four dogs, and a raccoon.
I'll be straight.
You know what?
I want to retire one day and when I retire I want to purchase Shahid Khan's yacht.
I want to take it over.
And I want to I'm going to travel to the south of France by water.
That's what I wanna do. No.
I'm gonna manifest that.
I'm going to get Shahid Khan.
That's how you say it, Shahad Shahid.
Shahid Khan, the owner of the Jacksonville Jack one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shad, okay. That's his name, your head? Shad Khan, the owner of the Jacksonville Jack one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shad, okay.
That's his name, Shad?
Yeah.
Okay, well, I want his yacht.
I know he gonna see this.
Mr. Khan, if I could borrow your yacht
just for a weekend in Miami.
You can't afford the gas to put in it.
That's why I said borrow. Hey, well, if you want, you gas to put in it. That's why I said borrow
You gotta put gas in it when you want somebody car you can't return to go eat it's already gas It's gonna already be fueled up. That's why I said borrow. He understands my he understands the position
I'm in he wouldn't be wouldn't put that on my plate
Mr. Khan if you happen to see this one weekend, can I please borrow your yacht?
I just want to listen to jazz music, a little Sinatra, kick my feet up, smoke a cigar, private
chef. That's all I'm asking for.
Kemper Norwood Jr. Oh, can I get a birthday shout out for my dad, Kemper Sr. It was his
birthday yesterday. Kemper, you actually can. Mr. Norwood Sr. It was his birthday yesterday. Kemper, you actually can. Mr. Norwood Sr., happy birthday.
Hopefully you had a great day.
Hopefully your son did something special for you.
You went out and got a nice bite to eat,
hung out with the kids, the grandkids.
Thank you for watching, Kemper.
We appreciate you watching also, bro.
You've been here from day one. Happy birthday.
Thank you. Happy birthday, Mr. Sr.
J. Delferb Akron. I just saw the Derrick Thomas documentary the other day.
What did you say to make him get all those penalties in one game?
On one drive?
Slips my recollection.
Derrick3150, Uncle Nocho, my wife Danielle and I are celebrating our 29th anniversary.
Would love, would be special if you would give us a shout out.
I wish the best for both of you.
Derrick, man, 29 years, almost to the big three-o.
Yeah.
I know, hey, man, that's amazing.
When you see couples, you know, Ocho,
because it ain't been smooth sailing all 29 years.
No,
no one was weak. The other had to be strong.
Yeah. When one was sad, the other one had to cheer the other one up.
So, uh, Derek and Danielle,
29th wedding anniversary, and hopefully we get another 29 out of you guys.
Congratulations job well done, but it's not over yet.
And it's a beautiful thing.
Yes.
Astro Rocket Texas said,
Ocho, how are your questions gonna save next time?
He he he he he he.
Oh!
I beat Ocho, but y'all not surprised by that.
It's all good.
I've had better days.
Next time tomorrow, I guess we're gonna have to send you another hat.
Yeah, man.
I ain't, like, I ain't listening.
I ain't even think, it's all good.
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