Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Deion Sanders claps back, How to handle ungrateful women

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Shedeur and Deion Sanders making waves online by clapping back at Colorado haters, dealing with ungrateful partners and much more! 3:00 - Deion and Shedeur Sanders clap back online 13:00 - Woman goes viral for wanting 5-7 thousand dollar allowance 45:00 - Spell-O-Cinco 51:45 - Dunk on Unc 01:05:45 - Q and Ayyyy (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)      #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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See dkng.com slash promos for deposit, wagering, and eligibility restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. The homie Deion Sanders and Shadur clapped back at Colorado critics. First, Colorado safety Xavier Smith said that Sanders never tried to get to know him and that Coach Prime was destroying guys' confidence and belief in themselves. Shadur went on the offensive post that Smith had to be mid at best. That prompted predictable social media back and forth culminating in Colorado receiver Caleb Mathis posting a video of himself beating Smith in practice.

Smith's new teammate at Austin Peay, Jaheim Warren, posted Mathis had only 38 receiving yards in 2023. Deion Sanders reposting Warren's career stat with the observation lord jesus hey you know what to me again all in good fun again the topic we just had not long ago where it comes to trash talk you can say whatever you want As long as you talk the talk, you got to be able to walk the walk. Nobody should be able to destroy your confidence.

This is a game of football. Nobody should be able to destroy your confidence because that's the first thing you got to have in order to play it in the get-go. Right. The first thing you got to have.

You got to be confident in what you do. You got to be confident what you do you got to be confident in your abilities no matter what nobody say how words gonna destroy your confidence i don't i don't care who it comes from whether it be coaches whether it be partners would it be fans nobody should be able to get to you as long as you believe in your craft and your game and you work on it. That's it. The back and forth. Prime defending his son. That's his son. And Shador going to defend his dad.

And he going to defend his daddy. That's life. That's in general. And it had nothing to do with the coaches and the players. That's in life in general. If someone says something to your daughters or your sons, you defend them. If somebody says something to my daughters or my sons or people say something about me, you know, they defend i'm one i don't care they ain't got to say anything about me because i don't even care but in general just for my kid you you protect your kids the kids normally nine times out of ten protect the

parents that's that's all that was that's it you know Time said something very interesting he was on All The Smoke podcast and he said that he thought the people that

that he loved the most and the people that he spoke the highest of would protect him those are the people that's been most outspoken against him but that's that's us yeah that's yeah always it's always been that way you you've never heard pat mcafee say anything

negative about joe rogan you never heard joe rogan so it's anything negative about pat mcafee and so forth and so on but it's us it's us they don't don't say when have you ever heard somebody say something negative about Joe Rogan Joe Rogan has been at the top of the food chain for a decade

look how many guys left Alabama in the transfer portal guys leave all the time guys have left Coach Saban while Coach Saban was there now if you want to say shannon this is an outlier coach saving is leaving they feel things going to be

different they want to go somewhere right i will grant you that right but a lot of guys have left coach saving and gone into the portal but it just seems look and i and the thing that i told and i talked with time today and i talked to him from time to time. And I won't get too specific of what we talked about. I say, Ty, this ain't about your kids. This is about you. It's about you. If Shador played like he played and his dad was Joe Lampshade. He wouldn't receive this vitriol.

Oh, no. Oh, no. At all. Not at all. You know what? But I would have loved to have seen. I want to see Peyton Manning and see how they would have responded to Peyton or Eli, knowing that his dad was Archie. I just want, I just, because that's what i like to see because

i like to have it's hard to say what it's like without having a compare a a comparison oh you know what i'm saying yes sir but i don't well i don't think peyton has uh social media i don't think what you call him has uh eli has social media so it's it's really it's really hard to say but i know we are the hardest on people that look like us yeah always and so it's always been that way it probably will always be that way until we're all in one accord and the most difficult part is trying to get us all in one accord because we all march to the beat of our own drum. We all think we're always right. We always, always have an opinion on how we should have done things

or how we would have done things if the opportunity presented itself or if we were in that individual shoes. Always. I mean, listen, it's unfortunate, but it's always been the nature of our people in general. You know, it is what it is.

You just get to a point. For me, I listen to people's opinions, some good, some bad. Some I remember, some I don't. Most of the time, it's people that have never been in a position, it's people that have never been in a position that always have the wildest ideas and thoughts on what they would have done if they were in said position everybody got great ideas with your money man don't don't don't get me started on that i got a great idea man this is what you should do okay let me ask you a question what you're doing with your money? Nah, man, I'm just saying if I had your money. No, tell me what you because here's the thing. If you blow your money, you'd have blown mine.

If you can't handle, what makes you think if you can't handle 20,000, 50,000 that you can handle 5 million? Because see, bad habits, see, small small habits turning large habits that's why you correct mistakes small things so they don't become big things so this notion man if i had that i'm looking at you right now i already know how to be but i but i've i've never been when I look and I see guys around I'm motivated by their success

I'm not envious of it I'm motivated I'm like man I can do that I can do that and like for the first time in a very long time I had somebody that looked like me to help me that's steven yeah he had them to build graphics to show club shake he talks about club shake he

talks about nightcap they build graphic let that sink in they have nothing they don't distribute anything club show or nightcap. But he had them do that for me. When I was on the network that was distributing it, they did nothing. They didn't even mention it. They didn't advertise it.

He did that. It's a ball game. He did that. I'm not envious of his success. He's not envious of my success. The first thing he told me, he said, bro, be you. Be you.

You know more football than I possibly know. That's dope. That's live. You don't get too many people like that now. Hell no. You don't get too many people

like that. Hell to the no nope nope but you know got when guys like okay what do i i have i mean if i can help okay this is what you do you know cam cam like hey i need i want to talk to you about something okay fine what's up i said well this this is kind of how we do it we do it like this kind of do it like that because I want all of us to be successful I'm not I'm not I don't worry about anybody else well what about look we do what we do y'all do what y'all do Ocho and I gonna do what we do on nightcap I'm gonna do what I do on club shea shea and we're gonna keep it moving yeah but I don't I don't get envious of anybody that you you know, Stephen A. And I look at, think about it, Stephen A., HBCU.

Myself, HBCU. Strahan, HBCU. Three of the most prominent voices on television, HBCU. Myself, Barkley. Rural South Georgia, rural Alabama. Well, ain't nothing but rural. Ain't no city in Alabama. Everything is rural as Alabama. Think about it. If, ain't nothing but rural. Ain't no city in Alabama. Everything is rural.

That's Alabama. Think about it. If somebody from, what they call you, they call you a Bama. They don't call anybody else that. They ain't a Bama. What's a Bama? So all y'all go by the jump of the chat, man, you know, what about Birmingham? Country, rural.

Anyway, look at Barkley. Heavy colloquial dialect. Myself. Talk with a list. Bro, you can do it. Like I said, I'm happy. I'm excited for anybody that looks like me that can have success.

I understand. See, if you understand the rules, you can be good at any game. I already know what I'm working. I like that. I don't make excuses. I go get it done. See,

I'm going to make it. So we're going to have so many views. We're going to have so many downloads. The sponsor is going to have no choice, but to come see you. Advertisers are going to have no choice, but to come see you. How can they not?

That's what we do. That's our job. That's on me and you. If you build, they will come. There it is. There it is. Oh, Joe. Yes, sir. This woman has a

very interesting request for her man. Let's take a listen to what she had to say. How much money does he have to make per year? At least $100,000. Going to 50-50 or someone who fully provides? Fully provides. What does that

mean to you? That I would have an allowance. How much would that look like for you? I would say like $7,000, $5,000. A month? Or a year? She needs $5,000 to $7,000 a month. A month? Per month. Or a year? She needs 5,000 to 7,000 a month. A month? A month?

Yes. Wait a minute. But she said the guy has to make at least 100,000 a year. So if you're only making 100,000 a year and he has to give you 7,000 to 5,000 a month, now I ain't no goddamn math major, but he ain't going to have shit left over to do.

Now see, I love, I love, I love, I love her ideas. I love her, her enthusiasm. But at some point,

delusion and reality is going to set in. Delusion and reality is going to set in at some point. There are certain, there are certain women that can command and warrant that type of...

What's the word I'm looking for? That can warrant that type of... That kind of stipend monthly. Yeah, yeah. They're out there. They're out there. But at some point in life... Not her.

Yeah. Not her. I? Not her. Yeah. Not her. I didn't know how to say it in a nice way. I was trying to... You got to guide me here. I'm trying not to... I don't want to piss nobody off. I know what you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's be all the way 100. Think about it. A guy that makes that... Okay. Let's just say for the sake of argument, 100,000.

Right. That's going to put him somewhere in the 20 to 24% tax. So in other words, he's going to, so he's making a hundred thousand. If I put him into 22% tax bracket, that's $20,000 that he's already lost. So now he's down to 80,000.

If I put him into 24% tax bracket, that's 84,000. He's done. That's a 24,000. So he's down to 76,000. Let's just say for the sake of argument i give her 5 000 a month 5 000 times 12 that's 60 so now he's down to 16 000 now he's supposed to pay his bills his mortgage or his rent a car payment make his make ends meet for him

on 16 000 now how big of a damn food does she sell? Yeah. They don't break it down the way you just broke it down. It's just the thought of it. It's the thought of he has to make this much and this is how much I want. I don't think women in general actually break down the figures. They just see a set amount and won't say a set amount

and just you got to figure out everything else on your own. But the chances of these hypotheticals actually happening, because for one, you got to be able to get a guy that's in that bracket or that 1% to deal with you. That's the hard part. And if you do get them, how do you keep them to get them to be able to do some of the things that you want to do? That shit is difficult. Ocho, what's the likelihood of her spending five to seven thousand a month?

You're asking for something you don't even do for your damn self. You see what I'm talking about, Ocho? Everybody has an idea. Oh, I want this. You buy your own self a Birkin? You buy your own self a Big Body Benz? Bentley? All right. A Lambo truck? Oh, well. want this you buy your own self a berkin you buy your own self a big body band bentley all right

lambo lambo truck oh well you live in a you live in a a million dollar condo yeah but you but that's the expectation based on what now i need hello tell me what you're bringing to the table now i need if you're coming to the picnic i need you to bring something more to your appetite what does she bring the napkins bring something but you but what's the but see here's the thing the expectations let's be all the way real with this now let's have a real honest candid conversation now i don't have a problem okay well shally look look this is what i you know blah blah blah i need this i need this okay fine let's be reasonable right about this i got you know i i do good shannon do good for himself yeah i've taken care of my right right but bro i'm like hold on wait a minute now the way i operate, I like to give. I'm a giver.

Same, same. That's why I'm a provider. Same. I'm a giver. Same. But I need to know it's appreciated. Because the one thing that I hate from a person more than anything is ungratefulness. Yeah. Now, if you want to see Shannon's School, let me think for one second.

Right. You being ungrateful for what I'm doing. I'm going to give her to an extent. Because what you can't do is you can't come in my world and then outspend the way I spend. Yes. That make sense? Yes. That make sense? Yes. What I'm going to do is,

what I do every month is I have a monthly budget. I have a monthly budget. I did this even when I was in the league. I had a monthly budget, as crazy as it may sound. I'm not going over that budget come hell or high water.

I don't care who it is. Ever. Now, if I don't go over that budget come hella high water i don't care no it is ever now if if i don't go over that budget let's say in september and that married and that that money carry over like some minutes like you you know you have um yeah yeah yeah they roll over the next month. Okay, now, boom. Baby, look here. I got a little extra. I ain't really go over budget last month. So here go whoop-de-whoop or whatever it may be. Now, I can't deal with you. You got some women.

Again, I say it all the time. And fellas, you understand who you're dealing with. Know what you're dealing with. There are some women that are salary cap casualties. And you'll try to force yourself dealing with certain women. And you think spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning just to garner their attention is the way to go. But all you're doing is you're running yourself ragged in the ground. And you fucking up the cap space.

You fuck you up the cap space, you know, chasing after a liability. It happens. It happens, Ochoa B. This all,

you make X amount. What that got to do with you? You notice what you said? Ochoa, I told, I told what, I said,

you don't, think about what you, what did you just say? I said, you make X amount. Say that again. I want you to say it about what you, what did you just say? I said, you may X amount. Say that again. I want you to say it slowly. You, who is you?

Me, not you. Yeah. I mean, it's, listen, the game is, the game has always been the game. The game has always been a game. And no matter who you are, no matter how you try to say it or splice it or make it, you got to pay to play the game. You got to pay to play, no matter what. Whether it be relationship, I don't care what title you put, relationship, or my boyfriend, girlfriend, you have to pay to play. It's just the way it is.

But see, here's the thing. Oh, man, first of all, you paying directly or indirectly. Indirectly. You take it out to eat. You paying for something. Always. Because if she laying with you and you're not doing with her, she a bigger damn food than I thought she was. Yeah.

Because ain't no way. Hey, I tell my daughters all the time. He got to do something. I'm not saying he got to be able to do for you like i am because clearly the likelihood of him being in the same position but he got to do something right right right and i know it's well listen i i like what she said is i i don't want to call it delusion but it's not realistic now what she can do which most do on twitter is they obviously say

some of these same things they're not they're not going 50 50 with no man well you're not going 50 50 50 with no man but then that means you're paying 100 everything so i mean that that makes no sense oh joe keep talking i gotta go back i gotta come back i'll come back down okay uh chat what y'all, what y'all think about the 50-50 situation? Women, ladies in the chat, yes, no. How you feel about it?

Because if you're not willing to go 50-50 and understanding that I think both of you working in unison as one to find a common goal to be able to live comfortable instead of putting all the onus and

pressure on a guy depending on on his status and what he's bringing in as far as revenue is concerned month to month or every two weeks or however you get paid i i would i would hope you you would want to you know hold your end of the bargain. But some can do that and some don't. There are some women that probably don't have to pay anything. They don't have to pay any bills. And if you're fortunate to be in that situation, kudos to you. Kudos to you.

I think it's dope. But I don't see anything wrong with going 50-50, but just having the guy do everything, it puts the women in a position to me as having no leverage. As a woman, you have no leverage if a guy is doing everything. If he's doing everything and you don't really contribute to anything, he has all the power, he has all the leverage. And I think for women, the leverage and power for you is in your ability to be independent, to be independent if need be and really not need him. And if he does have, and he's able to do for you, I think it's a plus. Allowing him to lead, allowing him to be the man that he is and do the things that are necessary or what a man is supposed to do with a woman.

I think that's cool. When you have a man that just to do with a woman, I think that's cool. When you have a man that just does everything, to me, I think it just takes away all the woman's leverage. Don't look at that with you. You act shady with me, I keep it. What? Hey. Yeah, that's the first Pharrell Williams collection. They actually...

Hold on, hold on, hold on. You brought that with somebody and they messed up? Sure. Who handed it in? Hey, boy. Hey, that little speedy bag, that's about 9,000. You know that, right? Hey, look at the old show. This here, it was criminal.

It was criminal for somebody. Let me see what they messed up on. They were crippled for somebody. Let me see what they messed up on. That was YSL? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice.

Sure. I don't think I won't keep it. Hey. Hey. Hey, see, man, they got, man. Oh, Joe. Oh, see, they ain't... Man, they got... Man. Oh, Joe. Oh, what size...

I can tell you... I can look at that and tell you. I can tell you what size that is right there. That's a seven, huh? Hey. Hey, show out on Shea if you want to. Hey, that's a size... Hey, that's a size seven, I bet, huh?

Yeah, right there. No, yeah. Just take it out. Take it. Just take it out. Take it out. Well, Uncle, you got a whole lot of gifts. But they've been messing up for real. Did I tell you I have real hair?

Man, y'all, hey. Show off. I keep it. Yeah, but Uncle, who that was for? Man, don't worry about it. I don't know who it was for. What else was that? Did I get anything else? it. I don't know who it was for. What else was that? Did I get anything else?

Nah. Hey, boy, you going to be bullshitting, huh? I left the other two upstairs. I'll show you all of them next week. Hey, you going to be bullshitting? I'll eat it. You going to be playing on it? You ain't going to talk.

No, no, no, no. I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Before I give it to somebody that's ungrateful, you ask a damn fool, think I won't? I'll eat it. I like that. Hey, you be standing on business. I like that.

I'm too good to a mofo to let them talk crazy and reckless to me. Oh. No. No. Hell to the no. They got slick at the mouth? You see that's what you said out there? I got some other Louis Vuitton bags upstairs

too. Hey, boy, hey. Hey, I'm proud of you, boy. I'm proud of you. Matter of fact, remember, hell, I was beefing. I don't know. Hey. What? Look at that. Hey, you know. Sell me that.

Sell me that. Sell me that. Nope. that. Sell me that. Nope. Why not? What you want? What you want? Okay. We can talk business online.

I seen you 7,000 for it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Huh? No. They ain't got no more. I can get one now. I know. I know.

I'm in Miami. I bet you won't get it for that. I bet you won't get it for that. Hey, I'm in Miami. I bet you won't get it for that. I bet you won't get it for that. Hey, I'm in Miami. I bet you won't get it for that. We boost the capital. Don't do that. You ain't going to get it for that.

Hey, well, I don't stand no business, but I like that. Yeah. With you? For sure. Yours is different. You see how you can just cut them off and okay, that's how you feel.

Now, when I'm beefing with this one in here, because of you, we created a monster. So sometimes she get beside herself. Hey, we ain't been following each other for about three weeks. We just got back good today. That's why I wasn't tripping.

Yeah. Man, shoot. Matter of fact, when she messed up... Hold on up I had I had I had it rounded and everything I had it chugged like criminal prep Listen now with it now

Like her punishment I can't get mad I can't leave So I just No sex No sex Oh yeah It's another one Yeah chat No sex. Huh? No sex. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Hold on. It's another one? Oh, yeah. Yeah, chat. Yeah. So, me and Rhea, we've been beefing like the past two, three weeks. I unfollowed on Instagram, unfollowed on Twitter, you know, walking through the house. I ain't even saying nothing.

I was sleeping in here. I slept in here. Like, I slept in here because I wasn't going to sleep in the room with her because you know how women like, they like to, they like to school forward. You know what I mean? When they school forward on you or they put a leg on you. Like I wanted to like stand on business and let you know I'm not here for the drama. I'm not here for the organ. I'm not here for that.

Like I got to deal with you the rest of my life. I got to, I got to set some boundaries. So boom, I had to stand on business. So I slept in my game room. Yeah. So we just got, after three weeks, we just got cool today, you know? And if you follow me on Twitter, you saw what I made, you saw what I made her pay me just for me to follow her back. And she think she in there staying up the night because she really think, okay, because we back cool again.

She really think she finna get some. No, sir. No, sir. I'm standing on business. You won't get none of this. Hell nah. Talking slick to me

about the toilet seat being up. What? Toilet seat? All I do? You can't put the seat down? Not I. Three weeks. We just got back cool today. But she won't get none of this.

No, sir. And got the nerve to talk. Oh, I don't want you. I don't want your little dick ass anyway. Well, bye. Three minute ass, Nick. Okay, well, bye. I don't play.

I don't play that. I'm Ocho. I'm always be Ocho. I don't care. I ain't trying to hear all that. I don't care. I ain't trying to hear all that. I don't care how good you look. Shit, I look good enough for two. Baby!

Are you still up? Yeah, I was just talking about you. I just told everybody your business too. Tell Real to come to the thing Hey, ump said come here yo

Put your bonnet on or something Yeah, hey fellas Y'all gotta stand on business like I did Three weeks, nothing Endgame gave up nothing boy Hold on, she coming. Hey, chat. Fellas, y'all staying strong out there, man.

Yeah. Hold on. Where you at? Yo. He waiting on you Now if you gonna be part of the show When we call you got to come now Come on Come on man

You got me all night Looking at hot mess Look at the rail Who you got that for? I reported. They be talking reckless, Rae. They can't get no gift. They talk reckless. Okay. Look at it.

All y'all trying to buy this. Okay. I gotta connect who already. Okay, okay. Hey, we gotta connect already. You gonna try to put your upcharge on it. Oh, you know what the price is? I know what the price is.

Yeah. I know upcharge. What up? My little son got it. I'm about to put this on eBay. Look at the rail. Okay.

You got to step your shoe game up. Not me. This is a woman's side. That's a seven, ain't it? I bet that's a seven. Talk reckless. You can't. How are you going to talk reckless to me?

I already told you I got you something. I got somebody for you. I got somebody for you. I got somebody for you, Unc. They ain't gonna talk reckless to you. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Rampy.

I told you I had one just like you, Ramp. That's why I knew what it called. Well, who you gonna give it to, Unc? Shelly got one of my bags. I know Shelly got one because I had one just like you, Real. That's why I knew what it called. Well, who you going to give it to, Unc? Shelly got one of my bags. I know Shelly got one because I had one in there. A limited edition LV bag. Unc, you showing out. The women really going to be in your DM tonight. They ain't going to be in no DM.

Unc, you done already said you take care of the bills and, you know. Oh, I do if my thing real I'm very simple um we get together I'm like okay

this is what I need from you understand that hey I work hard and there gonna be times that I'm not gonna I'm gonna be less than attentive but you know women are emotional creatures

a lot of women don't understand that because they want your attention. Okay. Everybody don't have that mindset because they so in love. You got to pull back some. Look, I've waited my life I never wanted to be a businessman real when I was a business owner when I was young and so it wasn't until I got

into my like late 40s 50s I was like you know what I think I can be a business owner and now it's starting to shake it's starting to take form that's what I have to tell Chad because I don't I don't compartmentalize i don't i don't multitask right what i'm good at i'm great at but i don't do a whole lot of things really

well but at least you're like shelly can do this shelly can can can be on a call and she's sending an email and she's listening what i gotta say i can't do that i got one thing i'm i'm the business woman and he always want my attention i'm like baby i gotta focus i got i just told him we've been beefing the past week yeah because he want me to show all my attention to him oh don't you know he wanted me to get up and cook breakfast at four o'clock in the morning man you lost this damn mind, my real. He lost his damn mind. All of it. Good night, y'all. All right, Ray, I have a good one. You see that? Now, that's why we've been

beefing for three weeks. Man, ain't nobody getting up and cooking your ass no breakfast at no four o'clock. I wake up at 5 a.m. every morning. The only time. That's okay. Before you got with me, you knew my routine. So why would you say, why would you want to be and live with me knowing i get up at 5 a.m every morning no yeah listen she got that was once

that's one time that's one time it's been it's been four years rail go get some uh go get to make muffins from uh mcdonald's them. That's what you think I did. I woke up early, right? I woke up at four in the morning. I was like, oh man, I'm hungry. Like I just, hey, hold on. But I did it. You know how you slick, you know how you slick yarn?

And you stress, you be like, oh man, I'm hungry. Like that was the hint. That was the hint, right? I rolled over. Baby, you up? i ain't hit nothing i i nustered you say what's up i say man yeah but you know i'm hungry i ain't getting no response so i if i realize they meet you listen I caught attitude I caught attitude by that time

it was about 445 about 5 o'clock McDonald's was open I walked outside got in the car went to McDonald's got my little break got my little hot case

got my sausage at McMuffin got my orange juice and came back ain't said nothing to her at all since three weeks ago

until today. No, yesterday. Yesterday. Matter of fact, when I was at the hotel yesterday and she popped in, that was the first time. And she thought everything was sweet

because we kind of rekindled, right? Yeah. And I'm following on all socials. So, I told her, I'm not following you back until you send me some money. So, I made her send me five grand today

boom she sent the money so tonight she thinks she slick she thinks she finna get some and I could chat we family I could talk to y'all

oh she you gonna stall her she ain't getting shit what none of this no sir no sir no sir I got like

I have to set a precedent if I don't set a precedent then she gonna think well all I gotta do is this well all I gotta do is this and then he gonna cave in or he gonna give in oh you ain't getting in these panties no sir yeah

but Ocho I did look I've been very fortunate to have some women in my life. One in particular. What two? Cook. She could be a chef. I'm talking about

French toast, pancakes, waffles, you name it. If you go to any restaurant, she could go to the restaurant and she could taste it. And know how to do it. She could taste it and say, I can make this. Really? Hey, with no recipe and nothing?

All she got to do, all she got to do is go look at it and let her taste it. Right. And you come home the next day, she made what you had last night or the weekend at that restaurant. That's crazy, boy. That's skill. I'm talking about eggs. I'm talking about eggs, Benedict. I'm talking about French toast so fluffy

it's like you're eating a clock. And you know me. F'd it up. Wait, she messed it up or you messed it up? I F'd it up. Well, listen, this is the thing about messing up. In life, we all deserve second chances. So you can still revert back and try to make things right.

That's the good thing. That's the good thing about life. Think about it now. I don't know. I know. I know. Don't let your pride and ego. Don't let your pride and ego get in the way of finding or losing someone special.

Now, if you feel a certain way about her, I mean, put your pride and ego aside and, you know. No, I'm prideful. I know. Oh, God. Ain't no, we ain't got time to be prideful. Standing on business.

Hold on. You can't stand on business if you messed up yeah but I hear the thing oh I'm I'll be honest with you Ocho I don't think I've ever been in the situation and I've spun the block you ain't never spent a block man uncle you ain't had no real idiot man that's why man you ain't had no oh my bad the terminology just i'm sure you understand you ain't had no real idiot yeah you get you you get you one of them eat one of them eaters you know your favorite eater you you're gonna spin the block man a few times yeah oh yeah you're gonna yeah hey oh you know me man i just like bad a it is what it is yeah

that's enough. I ain't talking about no, no. Y'all trying to get emotional, huh? Yeah. See, what y'all trying to do is try to make me suffer a nostalgic breakdown. And I ain't fit to do that. So that ain't happening. That ain't happening.

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And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now it's time for favorite segment of the night. Fellow Cinco. Oh, yeah. Damn, I left with my hat at, man.

There you go. Chad, I got y'all tonight, Chad, baby. You got us again? Chad, I got y'all tonight, Chad, baby. You got us again? Chad, I got y'all tonight. Well, check this out on y'all. These words are really, really, I mean. Don't do that. Don't say they easy.

Easy, P. Don't say they easy. Don't do that. The Boston Garden was known for its parquet floor. Parquet. Parquet? Yep. The Boston Garden was known for its parquet.

Parquet. I mean, listen. They've butchered the English language so bad. I'm going to go with the way it sounds. And I'm hoping it's right. Parquet. P-A-R-K-A-Y. Wrong.

Damn. P-A-R-Q-U-E-T. Parquet. So it's spelled like bouquet too. So, okay. Yep. I'm like, God damn. That was a two-way go

but I would have had no idea it was Q-U-E-T my bad okay you got me on that one that was a tricky one it was a simple one but tricky one

yes Elijah Wan Hakeem the dream Elijah Wan I understand I don't understand a thing. A lie. Olajuwon.

O-L-L E J-U Juan J-U-A-N I know that's wrong. I don't know how to spell Elijah Juan. O-L-A

J-U-W-O-N Damn. I know how to spell it because he's one of my favorite players growing up. He and Larry Bird. Okay, Ocho. People would describe you as miserly. Miserly. The word is miserly.

People would describe me as miserly? Yes. Thrifty. Frugal. Miserly. Miserly. My. It could be M-I or it could be M-Y.

My. My. My. I'm going to go with I. M-I-S-E-R-L-Y. Yo! I knew it was either M-Y and I just, okay. Let's go, boy. Let's go, boy.

Let's go. Boy, chat, let's go, boy. Let's go, boy. Let's go. Boy, chat, this means so much to me. Let's go. How about this? Boyer. Who? The word is boyer. Boyer?

Yes. That's easy. V-O-Y-E-R. Boyer. V-O-Y-E-R. Boyer. What are you talking about, Ann? B-O-Y-E-E-R. Go ahead. V-O-Y-E-R. Voyeur. What are you talking about, Ann? V-O-Y-E-U-R.

Voyeur. How about this one? Fly Ting. Who? Fly Ting. Fly Ting? Yes. It's a contest of poetic insults in the 15th century Scotland.

Actually, it's ancient rap battles. Fly ting. Fly ting. But that's easy, huh? Go ahead. Fly ting. F-L-Y-T-I-N-G. Correct.

Yeah! Let's go, baby! Let's go, boy! And the last but not least, your bonus. This is what we do. This is what we do. You talk about.

Euphoria. Huh? Euphoria. Euphoria. It's a feeling or a state of intense excitement, happiness. Shout out to K-Dot,

Kendrick Lamar. That's easy, man. Go ahead. Because I, man, I battled Kendrick before. Go ahead. I battled Kendrick in LA On Bloods Dude talk about

Euphoria EU PHO Oh shit Hold on There's a you in there somewhere I just forgot where to put that motherfucker There's a you in there

Oh god hold on Let me take my glasses off now euphoria let me think euphoria there's a you and there's a you in it right i mean you spell it i know tell me because i i know it's not i know the four year ain't going in p-h-o-r-a i mean r-a-r-a-a i mean you know i'm trying to say p-h-o-r-i-a there's a u in there the u is silent i just don't know where to put it what you think i'm not a spelling bee champ i couldn't even think I'm going to just do it

Euphoria E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A Yep E-P-H-E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A Oh yeah I got it Let me do one more Matter of fact If I get this

on the right, I get real something tonight. That's it. That was your bonus. I want one more because I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. Give me one more. So right now, you won one, two,

you three out of five. Let's go, boy. that's the best you've done nah I done had a five for five night now nah you ain't never had no five for five yeah chat chat that was for y'all chat now it's time for dunk

on unk hold on let me go back to my notes. Hold on, hold on. Let me go back to my notes. I feel good tonight. I feel good tonight. Let's go, point. Here we go.

I had to take my glasses off so I could read. My eye is getting bad. All right, chat. First question for Unk. Chat, please make sure you watch his eyes and watch his hands. Okay? First question. What player led the league in rushing in 1995?

What player, NFL that is, led the league in rushing in 1995. TV rookie year. Chat, he's looking at the ceiling like Marlon Brando. Oh, my goodness. 1995. Chat, just make sure you watch his eye. Watch his hands from your angle on your end. Don't look at the chat. Chat, don't write the answers, chat.

Chat, don't make it easy on him because if you write the answers, he's going to look at the chat and then he's going to know. I mean, look, I was with TD. TD didn't lead the league in rushing, plus he missed the last three games.

Curtis Martin also came in that year. He didn't lead the league in rushing, but he was rookie of the year. 95. You want me to give you a hint? He was a dirty bird. No, he wasn't. Dirty bird, nah. Jamal

Anderson never led the league in rushing. The year he came close, TD led the league in rushing with 2008, so I know that's a lie. I don't know. You're looking at that ceiling. I know you got a computer up there somewhere. You got all kind of gadgets in that house, man.

It's one of these. I want to say I don't know. Emmitt Smith. You do that every time, man man you do that every time man you do that every time you always say you sit here

wait 30 minutes then say oh I don't know and then say the right answer now you be you over there cheating man hell nah hell nah hey chat

hey chat man something is up chat I told y'all to keep an eye out man oh Joe I'm looking up at the ceiling ain't no answers

on the ceiling. You got somethings up there. Some type of projector or something. Somebody's sending you some type of signal. Look, Emmitt won the Super Bowl. A lot of times when he won the Super Bowl, he led the league in rushing. Am I correct?

I'm not buying that. I took my sunglasses off. I know the lights are really bright right here in front of me. I know a lot of people say, why the hell you always wearing glasses? Because the lights are really bright. But I took my glasses off just so I can keep an eye on you so I can see what's going on, trying to figure out how you always get these answers. There's something on that ceiling in there. You got me. Something on that ceiling. Okay. Question number two. What is

the extra third step that is permitted after basketball players halt their dribble? What is it called? A Euro step? Nope. Listen to me now. What is the extra third step that is permitted after basketball players halt their dribble? What is the extra third step that is permitted after basketball players

halt their dribble? What is the terminology for the step that is loud after you stop your dribble? A Euro step. So you're going with Euro step? I'm going with Euro. I have a question.

Is there a difference between a Gatherstep and a Eurostep? I don't know. Chat. Look at the definition. Chat, help me out here because the answer was Gatherstep. Now, I know what the euro step is you know and i'm not sure what the gather step is but i it euro is euroing and i'm sure gather step me euro is not the same thing chat what do you think i need a little help here

it's true euro step is different than a gather. Oh, well, you got that one wrong. Gather step was the correct answer you were looking for, Mr. Sharp. Question number three. What player was stabbed 11 times in 2000, but still went on to play every game of the 2000-2001 season? Paul Pierce.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a good one. And I gave you that. I gave you that one, a little lenient, a little easy one, just to give you a little confidence to bring you on back down on the next question. I'm two for three, Ocho. I'm two for three. Here we go. You ain't going to know this one.

What Arena League football team did Kurt want to play for? Yeah. Iowa Barnstormers. Motherfuckers. Damn it. How you knew that? Oh, yo. I plugged the computer in.

Once I plugged that computer in, the high-speed internet kick in. It's over with you. You're going to get this wrong, though. You're going to get this wrong. Chaps, stay with me now. Name the five NFL coaches that have been traded. Name five NFL coaches

that have been traded. They played for... Five? Five NFL coaches that actually played the game that were traded from the team that they were on somewhere else bill parcells okay bill belichick okay sean payton because they had to give up draft compensation to the Saints because he was still

under contract. Lord have mercy. John Gruden. Yeah. We got him. We got him, but he's not going to chat. He's looking around.

You still looking at that ceiling, huh? Yeah. Cause that's how you do. You have that side. A lot of people process information. They look up. Oh my goodness.

Who else? Who else? Chat watching, watching on your end chat. Y'all might have a different angle than i do oh my goodness yeah yeah yes a hard one it's different it's very difficult i gave you two easy ones back to back and this was meant to stump you you're doing a great job. Yeah. That's what she said. Oh, man.

I'm going to take her seat. We got him on the rope, chat. Yeah, you got me with this one, Ocho. I ain't going to lie. So you want the answers? There's two left. There this one, Ocho. I ain't going to lie. So you want the answers? There's two left. There's one left. Two.

But one of the ones you said ain't even on here, but we'll fact check that. Okay. We'll fact check that. But go ahead. Who's your one? So I went Coach Belichick. You went Bill Parcells. John Gruden.

Bill Parcells. You said Sean Payton. You said Sean Payton. You said Sean Payton wasn't on there. No, he's not. I know John Gruden because they gave up two first-rounders for him.

I know Parcells because he went from the Patriots to the Jets. And I know Coach Belichick because he went from the Jets to the Patriots. Right. Now they're...

After he signed that contract for one day and then ended up resigning. There's two more. This must be old. They must be old because nothing comes to the top of my head. Matter of fact,

not that old. Not that old? No, no, no, no, no. Let me see. Yeah, I was playing. I was playing when both of them were. Yeah, no, not that old. I was playing when both of them were... Yeah, no, they're not that old. I'm going to be mad at myself

probably. Let's see. I'm trying to think. Anybody in there? NLC. Oh! Mike Holmgren! Okay. Mike Holmgren from Green Bay to Seattle! Okay. Come on, y'all!

Look at him! Look at him. Look at him now. Look at him. You hype. You hype. I mean, it took you two hours. You still, still. I got one more.

Ojo, look and think about it. Come on now. Seattle. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to be mad at myself, Arna, for not getting this. I'm going to be mad, Ocho. Yep. I don't know.

I'm going to stay with Sean Payton. But they gave up draft compensation for Sean Payton. Well, the answer that we have listed is Herm Edwards. From the Jets to the, what do you call them? To Kansas City? Yep. But didn't they give up draft compensation for Sean Payton? Herm Edwards, New York Jets to the Kansas City Chiefs.

So I, hold on. But I gave you five. It's been more. I don't know. Nobody knows Sean Payton. We have to fact check that, please. Okay. It's correct. The Broncos

gave the, what you call them, draft compensation. They did. Look it up. The Broncos gave the, what you call them, draft compensation. They did. Look it up. The Broncos gave draft compensation. They gave a first rounder to get him, didn't they? Or a second round pick. They gave a pick to get Sean. Hold on.

I have to have my people fact check that verse, please. Go ahead. I just fact checked it, but I was correct. I gave you five. So it was... Yeah, okay, okay. All right, I'm going to let you get that one. So what you was...

You was... Four for five. Four for five. That's all right. That's all right. I got it. That's all right. That's all right. I got it. That's all right. Got it.

Got it. Got it. That was a good one. Listen, I did very well tonight. I did very well tonight because I think... You ain't do better than me. I think 99% of the chat would have got some of those words wrong as well. Because I...

Elijah won. I had no idea. Par-K elijah one i had no i no idea uh parquet i would have had no idea to you know it wouldn't be k y it was q u e t so you know i'm i'm okay i'm okay it's okay you know to to lose and be vulnerable when it comes to spelling even though it's okay this is a contest this ain't no love y'all that's affordable you know listen you know you know how we are in society in society everybody wants to seem like they're perfect and they're so smart and they know every damn thing and you know i just yeah it's it it feels good to sit here and just you know what what? There's something. I don't know it all. It's okay.

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And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right. Time for our last segment of the day. And we know what it is, though, Joe. It's a Q&A.

Ask me what you want. Wave check. Okay. AJ Bradley said, my birthday is July I ordered a bottle of Chez Balaporte but notice on the website you don't ship to Michigan how would I go about getting a bottle much love Uncan Ocho

to you and Ocho I don't know what's close to Michigan I don't know Lake to Michigan I don't know Lake I don't think we shipped to Illinois either yeah I'm trying to think AJ I don't know I don't know if we

shipped to anywhere close I don't even know if we shipped is that close to Illinois we shipped Ohio I don't know that's out of my purview AJ bro I'm at a blank I'm gonna have to get back to you on that and

get some information but I don't I have no idea bro to you on that and, uh, and, and get some information, but I don't, I have no idea, bro. I honestly, I really don't. Hey, uh, boss lady said, Hey guys,

I'm a nice blend of bubbly, brainy beauty and a boss. Uh, if you could have only one type for the rest of your life, which do you prefer? Athletic, sexy, nerdy,

friendly housewife, et cetera. Only one. Shit. I mean, that's, that's a question, etc. Only what? Shit. I mean, that's a question to you. Hold on. So I'm taking athletic, sexy, nerdy, friendly, housewife.

I got all that wrapped in one, boy. Yeah, you do. She ain't nerdy, though. Rel ain't nerdy. She definitely friendly. She definitely housewife. She nerdy. She laugh like Steve She definitely has one. She laugh like Steve Urkel. No. If I could just take

one? Oh, man. I think I'm going to have to rock. I might have to rock with sexy. For real? Over housewife? I ain't going to be home sexy. For real? Over housewife? I mean, I ain't going to be home that much.

Hey, you do my athletic. You wait, what? She going to be jumping hurdles at 60? Hell no. Yeah, man. Yeah, I definitely ain't taking no nerdy nerdy i mean you know what ain't no ain't nothing wrong with nerds that women women no no it ain't nothing wrong with there's somebody out there for the nerds it just ain't me. Probably, probably be sexy, friendly, athletic. Yeah. I like it.

I mean, I can't really answer that question. I'm already... You're already out the market. Yeah, like Boston. KT, KT asks, Ojo, why your fingers so wrinkly? Dude, I don't know. You know how I get them unwrinkled?

Yeah, put some lotion on there. Yeah, I ain't got no lotion on. They look like you've been punching flour. Hey, I ain't got no lotion on, and my fingers, you know, because I'm home. I don't waste no lotion. I take fingers, you know, because I'm home. I don't waste no lotion. I take a shower

and I just come on the show because I ain't wasting no lotion just to come on here and try to impress y'all. Now, if I got to go somewhere, I'll put some lotion on. But if anybody has

any type of remedy how I can stop my hands from looking so wrinkly, let me know. But they always been like this. Maybe because I've been catching balls all my life. Pause.

Pause. Yeah. My bad. Nah, but you know, sometimes them nerds, they be, they be, you know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, you're on the bump across a couple of,

you know, they had their hair all up. They got the glasses on. You get behind closed doors, you don't know what happened. Man. Completely different person. What? Completely different person. God.

It's a good. Yeah. Who happened to him? Yeah. Ain't nobody flipping. He keep flipping me and doing all kind of things. I was like, who happened to him? I mean, hell. Man flipping me and doing all kinds of things. I was like, who is this? What the hell? Man had me running up out of that old door. Listen. You remember how Bernie back, you remember on Friday how Bernie back came up

out of the house with the clothes when that little man came home and called me? He had me get back up, man. Let me get up out of here. What you done done to me? Isn't that? Man, I'm telling you, Ocho. Yeah, I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm telling you I can't what I mean you look if you look out of you like man please I wouldn't give a second right glad I gave a second thought I can't I don't want to tell no stories from the past

I don't do that hey hey guys since both of you are I don't want to tell no stories from the past. No, don't do that. Hey, Laney Ray asked, hey guys, since both of you are bad people, what's the cause of movement or charity that you would love support? Child support. H-B-C-D. I'm glad I'm out there, baby.

Somebody talking about us nerds are different. Yeah, y'all different. I ain't gonna lie to you. Y'all different. Best kept secret. Yeah, it is. Anytime I see one with a hair up with glasses and a skirt. Yeah, you know what it is. I'm already

at that place. You know what it is. Wish I could have called you about five, six years ago. Hey, nerds and women that watch anime too, don't let that fool you and that that do cosplay hey don't let don't let don't let them fool you any woman with red hair i don't care if it's natural or if that right right right the red hair yeah get butter from a duck they dangerous huh what

ain't ain't nothing like them ain't nothing like them as a matter of fact I ain't seen nothing I think I've been out here eight years I don't think I've seen more than two redheads that's it

that must be a southern two redheads. That's it? That's it. That must be a Southern thing. Redheads Southern things, eh? Yeah, ass shaking her head like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about the... What'd you say, anime? Anime, yeah.

I don't watch it. I just... Just trust me. They're different. I had to tell one man, if you don't watch it. I just... Just trust me. It's different. I had to tell one man, if you don't put me down... Yeah.

I'm just giving you a little visual. If you don't put me down, what you... That's it. That's it. That's enough. I don't want to get myself in no trouble.

You know. So, hey, I ain't gonna lie with you. I thought, hey, thought somebody was helping him. Ain't no way you got me up here. Now I'm 225, 230 pounds, and you got your spinning me around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Different. Yeah, man. I'm going to leave it at that. I'm going to keep it cute because I know she watching. I know she watching it now. Hey, bro, I was like, hey,'s watching. I know she's watching it now. Hey, bro. I was like, hey, hold on. I had to tap out, Ocho.

Oh, yeah. You tapped out? Oh. Well, you got to tell that story. You got to tell that story one day. She tapped me, Ocho. I be what? Yeah.

I gave all I had. Yeah. Even with the diamonds on me. Damn. Tapped me. Damn. Tap me. Hell, I tell the referee I be ref. Don't you see me tapping her arm? Help me.

Man, God damn. Help me. Man, the only time ever, Ocho. Yeah, you ain't got it. You supposed to spin the block right there. Oh, man. Leave that alone, man.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Leave that alone. You don't want none of that? Man, Ocho, with the diamond, she made me give up. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy, that boy. I can't do that, man. Come on now.

How did that make you feel? Ocho, look. Did you have to do the walk of shame? Ocho, sometimes. Yes, sir. Sometimes. Sometimes. You just find a woman that just more,

they just better than you. You know what I'm saying? Right, right, right, right, right. Then your mom, your grandma say, boy, no matter how far you go, they're going to find always somebody better than you. Yeah. She was better than me.

Damn. That's tough. I mean, like, Ocho. Whoever that is, they might be watching too, man. That was a number error. That's all I said.

That was time to go. Ocho, let me get a little close. one up, I said, oh, that's it. That's time to go. Let me get my little stuff. Hey, Ocho, let me get my little clothes. Ocho, I forget to look. Get my stuff. Hey, Ocho, you know how to do it, Ocho. You know, I was strong the first three or four. I was strong.

Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That last one. Okay, that's it. You got me. And you just left? Oh, what you want me to do? Damn. Stomach hurt.

Oh, so you up there so much your stomach starting to crack? Right, right, right. You know, you try to do like... Oh, no. Ain't that... Yeah, that's tough.

Ain't that tough. I've never been in that... I've never been... I've never been in that situation. That's a good story. That's a good story. She won. She got me. She got you.

She got you. She got me. That's a good story. Dang. I just hope she ain't watching and never tell the story. Margo Bay said, Ogunocho, what do you do to calm down and relax? Oh, that's easy for me. Calm down and relax. Jazz that's easy for me calm down and relax jazz music benny goodman louis armstrong a little swing a little swing jazz a little contemporary jazz

um cigar any cigar long as it's mild i smoke smoke everything um and obviously i always pair my cigars with a latte and i have a nice patio i have outside nice patio with a hammock got a little speaker out there and i'd be good i can sit i can sit out there man two three hours listening to jazz and not move man oh she had me so bad, Ocho, I ain't gonna lie You still talking about that? Yeah, Ocho, Ocho, I swear Let me tell you what I thought about I thought about going to the kitchen to get some mayonnaise and throwing it back to my

She had me like that, Ocho I swear, Ocho Ocho, she had me Ocho, I swear, I thought about that, Ocho I started to come back and throw some mayonnaise on it Warm that mayonnaise up and throw it right on the back. Oh, Lord. Man, Ocho, she had you, boy.

Ocho, I swear. That's how bad she had you, boy. Hey. This is how I know you lost. We done went to the next question, and you done thought about it. So you done thought about that. Man. Man. I swear, Ocho, hey about that. Man. I was working on

your, hey, I had to read out of Steve. I was thinking. I said, man. I was going to say, hey, don't you move. Stay right there. Go to the, go to the, hey, go to the kitchen, get the mayonnaise and put it in the bowl. And come back in the main, start again and then pow. You need to find

her. She got you worked up. You need to find her. She got you worked up. You need to find her, man. You got to redeem yourself. Man, Chad, y'all stop laughing at me, man. God damn. You got to redeem yourself. Nah, it's too much. You can't go out like that.

I went out too late now? Hell, Ocho, if I couldn't do nothing with her in my 30s, what makes you think I could do something with her in my 30s, what makes you think I could do something with her in my 50s? Yeah, after 20 years, you never know. Nah, I'm good. Damn. Damn, you was in your prime and you lost?

That's tough. Yeah, Ocho. Look here, Ocho, I ain't never seen nothing like it. I ain't never seen nothing like it, Ocho. Oh, man. No, what I do to calm down and relax, Margo. hey it was he does like it oh no no what I do to calm down

and relax Margo probably I just I just come home I'm just I just

calm down and relax like ultra I come in and I don't turn anything on most day like I

said most day if they're not a sporting event on my TV never comes on. I just come in. I would have the dogs, obviously. I would just hang out with the dogs.

I'd go in the back porch. I would have Baby on my lap. Teddy Bear would be sitting and Tight Man would be walking around and he would come lay down and lay down. Man, y'all go head on, man. Y'all be on some stuff, man. I ain't sharing nothing.

I ain't. They still laughing? Yeah, man. They laughing at me, man. I guess. Yeah, she had your boy messed up. Man. Later for y'all.

Free Prima. Uncle Nocho, super fan here. Super fan of the show and extremely proud to witness all the success. Today, my wife's 35th birthday. She's seeing background for Jasmine Sullivan. Can you wish her a happy 35th birthday from her husband, Free? Hey, Free, what's her name? What's her name?

What's her name? Today, my... Bro, you ain't give me no name. Damn. Okay. So, Free, I don't know your wife's name but tell her happy birthday yeah congratulations singing back up for uh uh jasmine you know what i it's so crazy you mentioned jasmine sullivan name and um and free tell your wife to tell jasmine sullivan

that a young lady broke up with me. She couldn't even face, she couldn't even give me the decency to let me know she didn't want to deal with me anymore. But she played Jasmine Sullivan's song. This is when voicemail was popping. She played Jasmine Sullivan's song in love with another man when I didn't answer my phone to let me know that she didn't want to be with me no more i never i would never forget that i would never forget that and i told myself at that point you know i would never love again because i i loved that woman back then man i love that and the fact that you couldn't even give me the decency in my face to let me know you didn't want to deal with me no more. But you left in love with another man by Jasmine Sullivan on my voicemail to let me know it was over.

Like, come on, man. Come on now. You don't do nobody like that, man. Nah, nah, you did wrong. That's why when I tell you everybody left tell you everybody left me everybody left me man it was it was damaging it was

it didn't really do any damage it just at the time it was damaging but then when I when I when I realized and see what you know what everybody

had to deal with after me I'm like okay I'm still I'm still oh so you feel me I'm like

yeah that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that? I'm like, yeah, that was fucked up, man. Damn. She got you. Yeah.

Dennis Barrett, what are your top three original Nintendo games ever? Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, Super Contra. It's easy. Excitebike, 10-yard fight. Excitebike, 10-yard fight. And, you know, I have to go Contra because Contra was huge back then. Yeah.

I've never been a gamer. So, you know, most especially we have no money to get no game, no games at home or anything like that. So we go to the arcade. We play like Galaga. We play Joust. Joust was nice. no games at home or anything like that so we go to the arcade we play like galaga we play joust oh miss pac-man joss was nice yeah but we didn't have no games at home so bro that that's ocho ocho

can tell you about the nintendo game yeah man oh i forgot to say zelda zelda zelda yeah he mentioned zelda the legend of zelda super mario 3 and super contra, they told me I should have faked the Charlie horse. Bro, my stomach had... Ocho, you've had... Look, if you've been... I don't know how many people out there... You back on her again? No, but I'm saying the chat told me I should have faked the Charlie horse. Bro, my stomach

locked up. Right. I'm talking about... Man, I was in pain, bro. You ever had cramps in your stomach and you got to lay out like this To try to stretch it out I had cramps like that from laughing Laughing too hard Yeah, so what you think I'm doing

You know, your boy I mean, I'm stirring it like coal You know what I'm saying, don't you? Hey, I'm pogo still You know what I'm saying? I'm up and down, you know what I'm saying? I'm up and down. I'm Pogoing. I mean, you imagine doing Pogo

when I'm young, on them diamonds, got to have them diamonds on me. So I'm Pogoing. Hey, y'all done been on the Pogo stick. Y'all know how to do it. Man, my stomach, bro, my stomach locked up. And I said, I'm going to keep going. I'm going to fight through it. Mm-mm-mm-mm.

I said, no, I'm good, man. I'm good. You know what I'm saying? It locked up. And I said, I'm going to keep going. I'm going to fight through. Right. I said, I'm good, but I'm good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It locked up. Hey, it just got to the thing.

And it seemed like the more I go, he got tighter and tighter. It got tighter and tighter. It got tighter and tighter. I had to roll up off it. Stop dropping. Roll. You know,

if you don't find what they tell you, stop dropping. Yeah. And stop dropping. Roll. Hey, you got to run that back, man. You can't go out like that. I can't.

She beat me. Yeah. It's like Devin Haney. No matter what happened, Devin Haney know Ryan Garcia beat him. We can go to that when the beat sample come back. She got me, old chow. She got you. Okay.

Damn, she got me. I'm just saying, if it was me, I would have to redeem myself 20 years later i was wrong with no part she might beat me worse this time i might not make it better i did last time you're right you're right oh no oh just talk that one yeah just talk that with him say hey she got the best of me yeah okay i hey dr frank l bellamy said uh i'm glad you love your funko on doc i when i say i love my funko i love all my funko i would love my funko too if i had hold on whoa whoa whoa i got three funko's three of them one of them got a soccer ball let me show you let me show you a soccer ball. Let me show you. This is probably my favorite one right here. The one with the soccer ball and the basketball.

Hold on. He got a cigar too? Nah, he got a cheeseburger. Yeah. And a beanie. Yeah, it would be nice to have my Funko. Man, I'm going to get this thing out of you. Ash, go take it with her tonight and go send it to you. Appreciate that. And send me that Synopsis plaque too.

That's mine. I'm going to get you one. Nah, you send me that one and wait, tell him to send you another one. Hey, we make a rail of Funko. Huh? We make a rail of Funko. I? We make a rail of Funko. I don't know.

I don't know what you're going to put on there. We're going to put in some leggings. We're going to put on leggings. She's going to have a little purse and everything. Heels. So, rail going to get her Funko the same time you get yours so y'all they'll ride together so i'm gonna hold on to it no no no don't hold on to mine i want to i want to show my kids my funko well don't you want don't you want to uh you you can sell yours

and rail can show them uh uh rail don't need no funko now i'm telling you what we're doing is we creating a monster you We created a monster. We ain't going to be able to get her relaxed. Let Real shine. Let Real shine. She's shining enough when she put her jewelry on.

She don't need no more shining at all. Hey, guys. Thank you, man. Hey, this is one of our best one of those shows. We had fun tonight, man. This was awesome.

This was a good one tonight. Guys, thank you for watching another episode of Nightcap. I'm your favorite dog. He's your favorite number 85, rock runner extraordinaire. We'll go back to this. Thank you guys for selling out Chez Balaportier. We're only

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So anything can happen. And if it's anything like he was on club shea shea whoo it's gonna be a doozy cat williams will debut his new comedy special woke folk which streams live on netflix from youtube theater in inglewood california as a part of netflix as a joke fest on may 4th 2024 7 p.m pacific that's nine that's 10 p.m. Pacific. That's 9, that's 10 p.m. Eastern. This will be Cat Williams' third comedy special with Netflix. His previous specials included World War III and Great America. The show is part of Netflix Comedy Joke Fest, taking place in Los Angeles, May 2nd through the 12th, with comedy marathons of over 300 shows across 35-plus venues.

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