Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: DJ Burns NFL potential, Dating Red Flags, Ocho's spelling struggles continue

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss if DJ Burns could have a shot transitioning to the NFL, what red flags are deal breakers in dating, and Ocho tries to spell some more words. 1:40 DJ Burns receiving NFL interest9:10 Shadeur Sanders show off new Cyberbeast truck22:00 Which red flags are tough to ignore?35:00 Spell-O-Cinco42:00 Dunk on Unc53:00 Q and Ayyyyy1:00:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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NC State DJ Burns is receiving NFL interest. Despite the fact he's been awesome for the Wolfpack, he may not be drafted in the NBA. But despite measuring 6'9", many believe he's a little closer to 6'7", but given his size and his athleticism,

I call Big Willie. Willie can teach him to kick slide. Oh, yeah. Big Willie get him right. Yeah. And he can make some money. Yeah, most definitely. He can make some money.

This is one of the things that is confusing to me. Why is it that you don't think he's going to make the NBA? Is he... Help me out here to get a better understanding, because you can help me understand a little better than anybody else. In today's game, his game really doesn't translate, because he's undersized,

and he doesn't shoot the three. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Draymond Green. Is Draymond Green not undersized as a defensive player? He is undersized. As a great defensive player? Draymond, but see, he's going to have to go to the ideal situation. Draymond does. Draymond, basically Draymond runs their offense.

They run their offense through Draymond. Although Steph Curry is the point guard. Right. All their split actions, all those flares, all those pin downs that they be running, Draymond's initiated point guard. Right. All their split actions, all those flares, all those pin downs that they be running, Draymond's initiated. Okay. And so I just think the thing,

it's kind of like Antonio Gates. Look at Antonio Gates. Right. Did he do okay in the NFL? Oh, yeah. What about Tony Gonzalez? Oh, yeah. Jimmy Graham?

Oh, shit, yeah. Rayfield Wright was a basketball player in Port Valley. Moved to tackle tackle he's in the hall of fame for the cowboys so this would be a smart decision but it would be what do you think it'd be a good decision if oh yeah yeah at his size yeah oh you got with his athleticism and his his long as long arm that he is on show because you want your tackle to have long arm because you want to be able to keep them guys up because they coming.

Hey, go down there and see Big Willie for about three or four weeks. He'll be good, huh? Hey, Willie teaching me how to get up high. So you think even though it doesn't translate, there's really no chance that he can play at the highest level, you think? Did you...

They don't believe like Zach Eady. Zach Eady is 7'4". He's averaging 30 and 16. He might be from Purdue. Yes. He ain't gonna make the league? They say he might be a second round draft pick on a free agent. What? So what's the difference?

Wait, hold on. What's the difference with him and Wimby? Wimby's 7'4", too. But you see Wimby handle the ball? You see Wimby shoot threes? You see Wimby put the ball on the floor? Okay, okay, okay. See, Wimby, see, that's the difference between an American big and a European big. Right. You see Nikola Jokic? Yeah.

You see Wimby? Yeah. Now, look at Zach Eady, played with his back to the basket. Now, if he came in the 90s, if he came in the 80s and 90s, he would have been a top 10 pick. Okay. Okay.

I got it. So then nobody has no use for just having that big frame, that big body in the post at all. Well, I mean, look, Rudy Gobert is found a way. But see, the thing is that the bigs and European bigs, they're used to moving because they play so much in space. The American bigs are not used to playing like that. That's why our bigs, we ain't got no bigs. If you look at all the bigs, look at Joel Embiid. Joel Embiid is from Cameroon.

He plays soccer. That's his footwork. Right. He has great footwork at that. Yes. In the post-mid-range game. Look at Jokic, shooting threes. Anthony Davis, shooting threes.

Brooke Lopez has turned himself. He was a back-to-the-back player, a back-to-the-basket player. He's turned himself into a stretch. Now he's launching threes. Threes, right. Okay. You have to evolve.

The game of basketball, the evolution of the game is no longer all you do is play with your back-to-the-basket. And ain't that no more. It's not that anymore. Right. See, I think, I mean, and with them knowing that, especially in college, all you do is play with your back to the basket and ain't that no it's not that anymore right see i think i mean and with them knowing that especially in college they should have been

working on that from your freshman year to evolve to make sure what you need translates to the nba oh i'm trying to win games i'm gonna kick i'm gonna kick the i said i said this about Tebow. I said, everybody said, everybody kicked the can down the road. His junior high says, when they get into high school, they'll teach him. And the high school says, I just want to win.

And so when he gets to college, they got more people to teach him than I do. And Urban Meyer says, hey, I'm trying to win. Let him get to the NFL. And so by the time he got there, what? Ah, you get exposed. Everybody just kept Let him get to the NFL. And so by the time he got there, what? Ah, you get exposed.

Everybody just kept kicking the can down the road. Nobody took, picked the can up and says, okay, son, this is what we need to do. Okay, I got it. So now here you are 23, 24 years of age, and all you've done is done things this way. That's why it's easy to teach a child that it, it's easy to teach a child that it is easy to teach a child

that it is an older person. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I got it. The saying is that it's easier to teach a child to repair a broken man. You know why, kids? Look at the hackers. Who you say the FBI, the CIA,

the FBI, and all these Goog FBI and all these the Googles and all these hackers kids give me an iPad give you a three year old your phone and watch he be watching he done ordered about a thousand ice cream sandwiches and during that short like who ordered this

yes they be knowing all this stuff old Joe first time I get something I'm like yes they be knowing all this stuff Ocho first time I get something I'm locked up forget it I mean Shelly be trying to get me to go over stuff I just say man forget this don't even worry about it right

I'm quick to say forget it man I ain't got no patience Ocho kids yeah I mean we're in a tech-driven era right now. Yeah. Especially with the kids. This is what Peter,

because I said this morning, I said this morning on the show about DJ Burns. I said, I sent him to Willie Anderson right now. Willie had him kicking and he'll be, and in about an hour after I said this,

Peter Schrager said, spoke to and takes multiple GMs and about NC State big man DJ Burns as an NFL OT prospect over the last 24 hours. He's listed at 6'9", but probably 6'7", with A-plus footwork. Would get a big turnout and potentially dollars

if he participated in Pro Day, which is a week after the Final Four. I say he should do it. Yeah, yeah. He should do it yeah yeah he should do it and he would probably make more money going to the football side as opposed to the

basketball side huh yeah cause basketball ain't got no guaranteed contracts somebody probably give him a guaranteed contract cause even if

I just put him on the practice squad even if I just put him on my practice squad Ocho and give him a year yeah ain't no telling

what you... That's exactly what they did to Antonio Gates. Look at it. That's dope. That's dope. Hell yeah. I mean, it's dope, but I just don't like the fact that his dream, I'm assuming, probably is, obviously, I would love

an opportunity to play in the NBA, but obviously, the game has changed and it's evolved, as you said, and his game... You go to AAU? You go to AAU? UFC AAU tournament? Yeah, yeah.

What them kids doing, Ocho? Man, they pulling up. Two threes. They pulling up. Two threes. Pulling up. You don't see nobody playing when they back to the basketball, Ocho.

Everybody. I don't care if you seven foot tall or if you five two. You let them threes go. Go, yeah. Because everybody, ain't nobody trying to be Jordan no more. Everybody trying to be Steph Curry.

So it's Steph. We got to blame Steph. It's Steph's fault. It's the Steph Curry effect. Steph. Chef Steph. Mm-hmm. Shadur Sanders shows off

the new Cybertruck in Colorado. He's the first guy to, he's the first person to the new Cybertruck in Colorado. He's the first guy to, he's the first person to have a Cybertruck in Colorado. Shadur Sanders is the most valuable player in college football in terms of NIL valuation. He's not shy about flaunting his wealth. He showed off the new Tesla Cybertruck saying it was the first Cyber Beast model delivered in Colorado.

Cyber Beast is the most expensive version of cyber beast model delivered in Colorado cyber beast most expensive version of the Tesla model coming in at a base price of a little under $105 yeah I like that I like that thing I like that thing I wouldn't know how to turn it crank it up let alone drive it

it look like he pushing buttons from the start I was thinking about getting one and somebody had to talk me out of it. You don't need it. Yeah. Somebody had to talk me out of it. I mean, not that I was going to really do it anyway. You know, I have spurts of seeing things that I want, the key word, that I want, but do I really need it?

Yeah. And she said one thing, and I'm like, okay, forget it. I'm good. It just went away fast. It went away fast, but it's ugly, which most people would say. And I like things that are different that not very many people will have. My black ass drive a smart car every day. I've had once in 2004, I'm on my fifth smart car. Why do I love it so much? It's good on gas. I can park anywhere. I get 55 miles to the gallon and not very many people are going to be driving a damn smart car. And then that Cybertruck, every time I see somebody, oh,

that shit ugly. Where you going with that ugly car? Not very many people are going to want it, let alone drive drive it which is why I thought you know what maybe this should be my next vehicle hey I might be ugly in this car but when I go to the bank I'm gorgeous I'm ugly in this whip I'm a beauty pageant winner when I go up in this you know what Ochoa

the way I look at things like if I really want something I won't get it immediately. I'll wait a month or two. Right. And see if you still have that same feeling a month or two. If I still have that same passion for it

after a month or two, I'll get it. Because a lot of times we're like, oh man, I got to have this. I got to have this. And then you get it. You're an impulsive buyer. Impulsive buyer is the worst at times.

Yep. It's the worst. Yeah, I'm not one of those. So I just like, okay, I want something. Sometimes I wait a whole year. A whole year. Right.

Dang. Nah, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. You got to be careful depending on what it is now. You know, if you wait a whole year,

then a new model, a new version, whatever it is you want, then came out. The price go up. Yeah, the price go up. Yeah. The price go up, one or the other. So sometimes you got to be sure. It's tough. Yeah. It's tough.

And a lot of times, you know what, Ocho? If the price goes up, it's telling me, okay, Shannon, you weren't supposed to get it. Get it, yeah. It's okay. Because at this point, at this point, Ocho, like i got a i got my range rover it's a 2012 i got it it's a 2013 but i got it in october 2012 oh sure i got 35 000 miles

on it that's it that's it and you had it that long i had it that long so basically like when my daughter comes you know she's like, can I go to the store? Can I go to the mall? That's what she drives. Right. My sister comes. That's what they drive. I was like, get a new car for what?

Right. And put what? My BMW. Four years old. I got 6,000 miles on it. Damn. That's it? That's it.

Ocho, I told you I got rid of my Bentley. Right. I had that Bentley from 1998 to 2011. I had 5,000 miles on it. You had that old boy. Dropped a 110. It was a Mulliner. 110 made.

Yeah. My Ferrari, I had that car from 93 to 2001 had 3 000 miles on long boy you should have kept that now 93 90s that sound like that magnum pi joint now it was the black one and the last dance that michael jordan got out of that 512 that's the magnum pi joint why you ain't keep that you know what ocho it was costing me more to insure it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. And to register it every year. Yeah, and let it sit.

Okay. And I just let it go. I got you, I got you. So that's what I'm saying. But I don't go nowhere. I go from point A to point B. And that's it. Because when I worked at Undisputed,

it took me a grand total. It might have taken me five days to get to work and back. It might have took me 20 minutes total, round trip. You was close. Everything. You was close.

Work, the gym, Whole Foods, Target. Everything within a four-mile radius. Yeah. Yeah, so you ain't really going nowhere. I ain't going nowhere. I ain't driving, no. Bro, I went to

San Diego twice. I flew both times. I fly from Atlanta to Savannah. Come on, now. Man, you could bet. I wish I might get sent to drive. How long? You know. And my brother.

Listen, driving is cool. It was cool. Let me tell you, let me tell you, I've never driven anywhere until I met a certain someone. I had never driven to Tampa unless I was going

to goddamn Busch Gardens. Then all of a sudden, I found myself driving three hours or two hours and 45 minutes every so often. We changing up. You coming in.

I don't know what happened now. I think about it. You put on some Sinatra. You play some gospel. But before you know it, your head clear, roll the window down a little bit, smoke your cigar.

I mean, you're good. That three hours, it just down Allegheny Alley, it turned into nothing. I ain't but a mile and a half from CVS. You know, I got to get that script. Yeah, yeah.

Put that in the bag. Put that in the bag. Put that in the bag. Hurry up. Hurry up. Don't let nobody see it. Hey, be careful. Don't let them ask for no price check. Your prescription is ready. Shannon Sharp, your prescription is ready. I don't want nothing. Shannon Sharp, your prescription is ready.

Will you stop calling my name out loud? Hell no. That's a good one. Hey, y'all need to deliver this. Yeah. You need to try that, though. You need to try that one time. Try what?

The scenic route. Oh, hell. Look, I route Oh hell Look I used to drive I used to drive I used to drive Me and my brother Went Freak Nick We drive I would drive to South Carolina

Then we'd drive to Atlanta I would drive to From my home Savannah to Atlanta Man I'm done Man my hips can't take that Man I'd be Man I'd have rigor mortis

Sitting down that long I mean that's What? That's about the same as a flight 20 minutes Man, my hips can't take that. Man, I be... Man, I have rigor mortis sitting down that long. I mean, that's about the same as a flight. Wait a minute. Man, look here. That's the same as a flight. Ocho. Where we... Hold on.

Where was we at? We was... Hold on. We were in Hoboken. And we had to go to some part of Georgia. New Jersey? Some part of New Jersey. Yeah.

Man, my hips was on... Man, I got that thing like Fred Sample. Man, my hip was on, man. I got that pain like friend's hip. Man, I can't. I'm not in pain, but I get stiff. Right, right, right, right, right, right. So, you know. Sitting in one spot too long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'm constantly, even on the plane, I'm constantly up, moving around, standing, stretching. People be looking at me, Mr. Sharper you okay? hell nah I ain't okay I was just playing with 400 yards long so I could walk

man I'd be 05 man by here that's funny my hamstring be like guitar string Ocho I'd be stretching guitar string, Ocho. Be tight. Man, I be stretching. Man, you laughing, Ocho, okay?

You keep on living. You keep on living. Listen, I think for the most part, I think I'm lucky. I'm lucky because I was able to get out the NFL with no injuries. Now, if I'm going to get hurt, it would be me doing some of these damn hobby

and crazy things that I'm doing now. I mean, God, let me knock on wood. You know, God willing, he going to keep me intact. But, like, oh, man. I can't imagine not being able to sit down for hours at a time and then have something aching and making me uncomfortable. Man, Ocho, man, when I first had the surgery because they told me like i had the surgery uh on my on my off week so we got a week off vacation i had my surgery they say what i'm mr sharp you probably should take somewhere between 10 days to 14 days off right man i took

my man i took my dumb ass back to work within seven days. Ocho. Ever heard? What? Y'all, people don't even realize the pain that I was in sitting up there for that length of time after having my hip repaired. I know they gave you medicine though that helped with the pain. I couldn't.

I had an allergic reaction to it. So you couldn't even take no medicine? The only pain medicine they gave me, they didn't give me any pain medicine. They gave me the anesthesia to put reaction to it. Oh, so you couldn't take no medicine? The only pain medicine they gave me, they didn't give me any pain medicine. They gave me the anesthesia to put me to sleep. Right. And that was it because I had a bad allergic reaction that I had to get rushed to UCF.

There's a lot of things. See, ain't nobody really know that. Right, right, right. But I ended up having to get rushed because I had an allergic reaction to some medicine. Right. And so they couldn't give me any pain medicine. Bro, I had,

I mean, I broke out. I'm talking about from here all the way down. It was like fish scales. Yeah. I said, oh, man. You just gave me, you gave me chills, man.

And so bad. And so bad, you know what I'm saying? But you know, I mean, what was I going to do? I was just like, oh yeah, I'm going, I'm going to work. But boy,

and then I had hernia surgery. I had hernia surgery on like trying to squat, trying to squat a deadlift. No, no. And then that was worse than my hips. Cause I ended up having hernia surgery and trying to sit up there. And they told me, I said, Mr. Sharp, you need to take two weeks off. You can't, you're not going to be able to sit for an extended period of time. You're not going to have to. So for an extended period of time. Man, I took my dumb ass up there.

I said, I'm done. I'm done for the rest of the week. I took time off, man. Damn. As a matter of fact, I just had a allergic reaction. Recently? Seafood?

No, I don't fool with that. I don't fool with no seafood man i stopped up man say uh because i told i was telling her i'm allergic to seafood right she was like well what happens if i order it oh there she go she playing with fire i'm allergic to seafood seafood. Well, what if I eat it and brush my teeth? I say, you know what? You're trying to tell me something.

Yeah, this ain't gonna work. That ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work. Hey, you had that goddamn seafood, you're gonna be looking like Hitch. Remember when Hitch broke out? Yes, yes, yes. That's exactly what happened.

That's funny. That's exactly what happened. It's funny. That's exactly what happened. But I could just, I mean, I could imagine. I mean, she was very toned there for you to actually say I'm allergic to seafood and she's still insisting on.

Instantly, I start throwing up. I'm talking about instantly. Damn. I'm talking about, it ain't going to take long, Ocho. You know, you know, your mouth start watering. Anybody that's ever had

your mouth start watering. Is this's ever had your mouth start watering. Is this on cue? Wait, how did this start? This started when you were younger or didn't happen on the back end? And see, at first, when I first ate some shrimp, I was back in Glenville. Yeah. And I thought I got some bad shrimp. So I didn't eat anymore.

I say it's just bad. Ain't no sense. OK. And then we had a low country boil in Denver. Crab, shrimp, lobster. I said, man, you know what? This is it. Bro, I barely made it out of the cafeteria.

Damn. Barely. But as soon as it hit my mouth, I got up from the table. Barely made it out. Man, so you can't even have no gumbo in Louisiana. Nothing. Oh, hell no. Anything,

here's the thing, I'm like mullocks. So like shrimp, oysters, anything like that. Now calamari I can eat, that's a crustacean, I can eat that.

Okay. Damn. Oh, you uncle, you missing out, boy. I ain't missing out. You missing out. But listen, you know about them diamonds, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know it work like them diamonds, but're missing out, boy. I ain't missing out. You're missing out. But listen, you know about them diamonds, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know it work like them diamonds, but it's a little cheaper. Them goddamn oysters. Nah. Yeah. But see, if I eat that shellfish, they're going to be releasing white doves at me.

I ain't trying to get no doves released. Trying to get no doves released at the church, Ocho. Because that's exactly what's going to happen. Yeah, I got you. I got you. But nah, I'll stay away from it, Ocho. Wake up with football every morning

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cap tails prop. This week's prop, what red flags don't you mind ignoring? And here are some of the best answers. This is a good one. Andrea Michelle Brooks said,

credit, bad, but good sex. God dang. Hey, but good sex will get you past a lot of shit. A lot of shit.

Anita underscore Apple Bomb says, every past relationship was someone else's fault. Childish King Lito says, we're not ignoring nothing these days. Alicia Williams says, drinks heavily and often says there are BFF with X.

You okay with real BFF with an X? Yeah, I don't care. I don't care about that. And one thing about it, listen, Chats, stay with me real quick. One thing, I've always been this way, Unc, and I'm not sure how you feel about it. And Chat, everyone I've ever dated, it's one thing I've never done. I've never done. When you meet someone new, you remember that comment I made to you a long time ago where I said there's always somebody that will have access from someone's past because you don't know what bond they have built over the years?

One thing I never do when I meet someone, I do not make you block anybody. I don't tell you you can't talk to who you want from your past. I don't want nothing to do with that. You conduct yourself. You already know right from wrong. Now you do something, you cross a line and know the line that you're not supposed to cross. That's on you. Then I know how to move accordingly.

So based off what you're doing, how you're moving, then I'm moving accordingly. I'm not saying nothing to you because you're going to do what you want anyway. You're going to do what you want anyway. That goes for any and everybody. They're going to do what you want anyway. You're going to do what you want anyway. That goes for any and everybody. They're going to do what they want anyway. So I never, I don't want you dealing with me and feeling like you're in prison. This ain't prison. I'm not the motherfucking warden.

I don't move like that. I don't move like that. I never have. Yeah. I don't know. I ain't going to tell you what you should have. You grown. Yeah.

I don't know. I ain't going to tell you what you should have. You grown. Yeah. I don't ask. You ever date anybody there? So you date anybody famous? Yes, sir. You dated? Yes, sir. What you did before me? Right.

You did before me? Yeah. Because, yeah. I want to see what you've been doing before me. I want to get some of that. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I've never been like that.

There are a lot of people that are controlling in that certain area about dealing with people from your past. Hey, don't be talking to this. Don't be... Listen,

you're going to do what you want to do anyway. Exactly. You know right from wrong. Now, if you mess up and you caught up in some bullshit doing some shit you ain't got no business,

I'm not saying nothing to you. I'm just moving accordingly. Yeah. You're not hearing me. I'm not saying nothing to you. You ain't going to say nothing. I ain't saying nothing. Oh, you move.

That's how you moving. OK, bet. OK, bet. That's it. That's it. You got one time. One time. bet that's it that's it you got one time one time you already you already have the green light and your freedom to do as you please right so if you're moving funny well goddamn we're gonna make it a comedy show hey i'm i'm i'm just telling you go ahead just let go ahead let it go don't

he don't he i'm just saying in general no i'm just saying in. No, you go ahead and let it go. Don't eat. I'm just saying in general. I'm just saying in general. I'm speaking hypothetically. I mean, for people out there, you know, a lot of dudes like to control situations

and you can't do this, you can't do that. Don't talk to this person. Block him. Block that. Man, listen. Fellas, they're going to do

what they want to do anyway. They're going to do what they want to do anyway. But you know, I got my women tell me I got my lick back You got hit that ain't no lick back Oh yeah they love that one I'm like hey We broke up

She broke I'm up That's what I bet That's a good one That's a good one I mean oh I got my lick back I went went did this okay he got the hoo-ha now look at you yeah and the funny thing about it if this is the thing with with men is men love a woman love woman is already taken and if they know they can get you and you got to go back home oh they love that because if you're not their sole responsibility oh yeah wait you mean i can get that and i ain't got to do nothing and he doing all the work at home and i can still oh

man shit yeah it's different it's different seecho, men normally aren't as emotional tied to sex as women are. So for a woman to lay down with a man, unless she's a woman that works in that profession, because what they can do,

prostitutes can distinguish fuck from feeling. Most people cannot. Right. Especially women. So if a woman sleep with a man, Yes, sir. It's different. Yeah.

Hey, man. Hey. You cut a hole in the tree and a man will hit that. Yeah. If it's dark, it ain't nobody gonna see. Yeah.

But for a woman to be in a relationship Yeah. If it's dark, it ain't nobody gonna see. Yeah. But for a woman to be in a relationship and to step outside of that relationship, it's different. Yeah. Different. She tied to him, bro.

All right, listen. It happens. It happens. Listen, you've been living a long time. You done played the game. I'm not talking about on the field. You done played the game a long time. Oh, it happens. Listen, you've been living a long time. You done played the game. I'm not talking about on the field. You done played the game a long time.

Oh, it happens. Many of times. Yeah. Many of times. But that's a good topic. Let's go. We done got off track. We done got off track with the red flag.

Okay. If she snores. Well, how would you know know that's a good one i i've never had anyone that snore before that's a good one snoring bothers you hell yeah let me go to sleep first uh uh johnny c bomb broke at 50 years of age. Damn. Wait, I mean, you got to define broke now. I mean, in this economy, like, I mean, I mean, we in difficult times now.

You can't be using, ain't broke. What, 50,000 a year? I mean, 50,000, hold on. How much is 50,000 a year? That's like $4,000 a month. About $42,000. That's about $4,200 a month. $4,175 a month. By the time

Uncle Sam hit that Ocho, bro, that's $36,000. $34,000, $38,000. Listen, you have to understand... Ocho, how fine is she? Now you're talking. How fine is she, Ocho... Now you're talking. Now you're talking. How about you make a year?

Girl, you got to double your salary. Come on. You make 50, now you make 100. Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

Stephanie X says, when you're always on everyone else's side and never on your side, when any situation arises, it's always because of something you did. Constantly place blame.

Never take accountability. That's a good one. What? I mean... Benita Thompson said, teeth jacked up. That last one, you just said accountability.

Isn't that one of the things that women have a problem doing? I'm not saying it. I'm just asking. And just, I heard that a birdie told me that women have a problem taking accountability and they always put situation to put the onus on somebody else. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just asking.

I don't know. I'm just asking. Yeah. I heard. No, no. Don't say bad shit, man. They can't. Listen, look, I understand just asking. I don't know. I'm just asking. Yeah. I heard. Nah, don't tell me to say bad shit. Man, they can't do, listen. Look, I understand. Some women, some women

snore, you know, especially the ones I like, you know them 185, 220 snoring? What? Man. Man. God damn. God dang it You know that one You got a hunch about them

Huh? Yeah Huh? Yeah When you When you Put a little shoulder in them They stop snoring

Yeah Yeah they stop Huh? Huh? Oh you up now Come on let's go And get this one in there. She tried to get out of it, though, Cho.

She tried to get out of her nightly duties. I couldn't let her do that. Even if she wasn't snoring, I'd tell her she was snoring. Hey, boy, you shut up, man. Hell no. Oh, shit, my stomach hurt. Now, we got to get it in. Hey, check this out, Ocho.

65 Tech, Fiat 65 said she's wearing an ankle monitor. An ankle... Listen, you can't do that. I don't know Ocho about that one. You can't... Listen. You can't do that. I don't know what you're talking about. You can't do that.

You can't do that. But it's some fine ones that got them ankle monitors on. Yeah, yeah. They done made a mistake and made the wrong decision in life and it happened, but they be beautiful.

And there's an account on Twitter. I don't... You probably never seen it because you're not on there as much as I am. And it's called Mugshots. And it's mugshots of females that are locked up behind bars

that are getting out. Gorgeous. I'm chatting. I know some people in the chat know exactly what I'm talking about. Gorgeous. I'm like, well, God damn, what the hell did you do?

Get in there. Hey. Gorgeous. Ocho, you know what? Man, if I fell on, well, goddamn, what the hell did you do? Get in there. Hey. Gorgeous. Ocho, you know what? Man, if I fell on hard times, I'm going to work in a female prison. No, don't do that, Uncle. You ain't going to make it. You're going to be fired.

You're going to be fired week one. You're going to be fired. Hey, the world is going to be calling you. Hey, Mr. Sharp. Mr. Sharp, please come. Mr. Sharp, bring me your gun and badge. Come on. You got to go.

You got to get the hell up out of here. Oh, man. Ocho, DB Gnarly said her kids are bad. Ooh. Okay. Oh, man, look at this. What happened? When he says he don't suck toes, but eat pig feet.

Hey, this is the good one. Especially talking about red flag. This is a really good one, especially for the women in the chat. the women that are in the chat, I want you to think about this. We talk about humans, human nature. When we think about human nature, when we think about us as humans and trying to live right and do right, whatever it may be, following the Ten Commandments, whatever it is you believe in, human error is inevitable. So when we talk about I ain't dealing with nobody with no red flags or at the first sign of a red flag, I'm out of there.

The fact that you meet somebody and you're already... I'm colorblind. Yeah, that too. And you're already meeting their representative. So you don't know who you're really meeting anyway

because they're putting on just to get you. So the fact that if you meet somebody and everything seems perfect, that in itself is a red fucking flag. That's a red flag in itself.

Be your true authentic self. Either they're going to like you or they're not. If they don't, go on to the next one. There's no such thing as nobody with no red flags.

And depending on who you are, even the red ones, they look green. And sometimes, you don't even have to lie to women. You don't even have to lie to women. We start off lying from the beginning and there's no need to lie because if she like you, she even have to lie to women You don't even have to lie to women We start off lying from the beginning And there's no need to lie because if she like you

She'll lie to herself If she like you she'll lie to herself Yeah True Ocho Now It's time for your favorite segment And it's called Spello Cinco. Oh shit.

Why I didn't know we had this tonight? What? I would have studied. I would have studied. These are real easy tonight. You say that every night. These are easy. These are easy. Okay.

The first word is lean. Lean? Lean Wait Darryl did not pay the bank The loan back So the bank put a lean

On the house Oh L-I-N-E There you go Nope L-I-E-N L-I-E-N You know I'm You missed it

I talked too fast No come on Don't doN. You know, I'm talking fast. No, come on. Don't do that, man. You know what I meant, man. That's why you got me. You got me last night the same way. L-I-E-N. I just said it fast.

You know what I meant to say. No, you said L-I-N-E. But anyway, that's one wrong. I talk fast, Unc. Okay. Here it is. Hierarchy. Hierarchy. H-I-E-r-a-c-h-y

nope h-i-e-r-a-r-c-h-y okay the r the r the r threw me off because obviously the r is fucking silent

but hey you gotta you gotta give me some grace now okay how about this? This was easy. Calamity. What? You just said it was easy.

It is. Calamity. Calamity. Can you use calamity in a sentence for me, please? The city, the earthquake led the city into calamity and ruin. Ah, calamity in a sentence for me, please? The city, the earthquake led the city into calamity and ruin. Ah, calamity.

Calamity. All right. Fuck it. C-A-L-L-A and MIDI, it gotta be M-I-T-Y. If it's not, something's wrong with the goddamn English language. If I'm wrong, there's something wrong with the goddamn English language. You're wrong. It there's something wrong with the goddamn English language.

You're wrong. It's C-A-L-A-M-I-T-Y. That's what I just said, Unc. You said double L. No, I didn't mean double L's as in two L's. I was just saying double L. Yeah, yeah. You double wrong.

Okay, how about this one? Okay, Ocho. Man, y'all cheating tonight, bro. How about this? Soliloquy. Soliloquy. Soliloquy. Can you please use soliloquy in a sentence, please? I have time, Ocho, to listen to your soliloquy.

Soliloquy. God damn, well, that's a hard one now. Soliloquy. Goddamn, well, that's a hard one now. Solilo. S-A-L-I-L-A-Q-U-O-Y. O-U-Y. Am I wrong? Wrong. Soliloquy. S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y. O-U-Y. Am I wrong? Wrong. It's a little...

S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y. That's what I just said, didn't it? No. You told me the words of the night was easy and you give me all this hard shit. Okay, how about this right here, Ojo? Ostentatious. You know what?

Show over. I'm gone. Come on, man. you know what show over I'm gone come on man Ocho ostentatious yes wear fancy clothes drive a nice car because he's ostentatious but wait wait wait wait it's showy it's pretentious

it's someone that tries to impress. Ostentatious. That ain't me, so how am I going to know how to spell it? Austin. Austin. Ostentatious. Well, I got the tatious part. So if the beginning ain't right,

O-S-T-E-N T-A-T-I-O-S O-S-T-E-N T-A T-I-O-U-S Okay You got it I ain't looking at y'all

Here's your bonus question right here Bonus question Chat this for y'all Chat this for y'all Chat if I get this wrong I won't even do the show no more Pandemonium Pandemonium

Pandemonium Please use pandemonium in a sentence for me When the 49ers lost Pandemonium broke out in the city in a sentence for me. When the 49ers lost, pandemonium broke out in the city. Pandemonium. Wild, noisy, disorder, confusion, uproar. Pandemonium.

Pandemonium. Common sense. Pandas are great in China. There's no way there can be a silent letter in this word. So panda, we're going to go with that. We're going to break it off in two sections. Panda, P-A-N-D-A. Panda.

Okay. Monium. M-O-N. I know there's a fucking silent. Monium. Monium. Medium. Monium, medium. So how medium is spelled with i okay m-o-n-i-u-m close what p-a-p-a-n-d-e m-o-n-i-u-m pandemonium.

Like, I don't know who came up. They really butchered the English language on how things should be spelled with all this trickery in between that makes no effing sense. Excuse my language. Okay, Ocho. Now it's time for you to ask me these hard-ass questions back.

Nah, it's on now. Dunk on Unk. Dunk on Unk. Dunk on Unk. Chad, I apologize. Chad, tonight just wasn't my night. How many I got right? Three? How many I got right? I went three for five. One. You got...

Let me see. Let me see what you got. Nah, I got lean right. I was just talking too fast. Nah, you got ostentatious. That's easy. I got lean right, too. I was two for five. Come on, man. I was just talking too fast nah you got you got ostentatious that's easy I got lean right too I was two for five come on now I was just talking I talk fast I get excited nah I mean the way you spell the words I thought you was on lean

and the chat better not be laughing because y'all ain't know how to spell none of the words either now don't start that they be laughing at me like they some other, like they a kid. Yeah, the word hard to hear. Yeah, they tell about me. They be killing me. Okay, here we go, chat. We finna get unk today.

Question number one, dunk on unk trivia. Don't cheat now. What you reaching for? What you reaching for? Okay. Let me make sure. Let me see that. I want to make sure the answers ain't on that.

Okay. I got to watch you. Dunk on Unc Trivia. Question number one. Iowa took on LSU in the NCAA Women's Elite Eight tonight in honor of the Hawkeyes' win. Name at least two active Pro Bowl tight ends that played at Iowa. George Kittle. Okay. George Kittle. of Pro Bowl tight ends that played at Iowa? At least two.

George Kittle. Okay. George Kittle. And Hawkinson, T.J. Hawkinson. Okay, you got that right. Also Sam Laporta also. Yeah, see, that was too easy. And Dallas Clark.

Dallas Clark went to Iowa also. Yeah, that was too easy. That was too easy. All right. You get an asterisk behind that because that was too easy. Nah, absolutely not. Man, O.J., you be hating on me, man. I'm not hating, but that because that was too easy. Nah, absolutely not. Man, Ojo, you be hating on me, man.

I'm not hating, but that was a very easy question based on the stuff that I had to spell. The stuff I had to spell was some old Harvard... First of all, Ojo, you asked me a question about the common draft, and the common draft didn't happen until 1970. Hey, sir, you got it wrong. It was 12.

I ain't trying to hear all that. Question number two. Which defensive player holds the NFL record for most consecutive seasons with at least one interception? Which defensive player holds the NFL record for most consecutive seasons with at least one pass intercepted?

... consecutive seasons with at least one pass intercepted? Oh, we. I don't know. Charles Wilson. I don't know, Charles Wilson That answer is Absolutely Indubitably Fucking wrong Because it's Daryl Green

Daryl Green who had one interception For 19 consecutive seasons Yeah chat, we got him We got him on the rope chat It's all down here from here chat Oh you definitely ain't getting this right You ain't definitely getting this right. You ain't definitely get this right. Who is

the Bengals' all-time leader in passing touchdowns? You definitely ain't getting this right. Who is the Bengals' all-time leader in passing touchdowns? Who? Kenny Anderson. That answer is also absolutely wrong. Absolutely not. Wrong. That answer is also absolutely wrong.

Absolutely not. Wrong. The answer is Andy Dalton, who has 204 TDs, followed by none other than... I forgot about the red rifle. Yeah, followed by none other than the great Kenny Anderson with 197. That's Ash. That's Ash got Andy Dalton with the TCU. Oh, yeah.

Hey, Chad, we got him on the ropes, baby. We got him doing the rope. I'm going to get one. I'm going to get one. Oh, no. Not tonight.

Not tonight. Not after that first one. Here you go. Number four. Who had the most receiving yards between 2008... Hold on. Who had the most receiving yards between 2008? Hold on. Who had the most receiving yards between 2000 and 2009?

Who had the most receiving yards between 2000 and 2009? Just remember, I was playing during these years, so be mindful of your answer. And remember the kind of yards I put up in the 2000s 2000 to 2009 nine years span now you said for truth that you said from what listen to me now stay with me. Who had the most receiving yards between 2000 and 2009? So that's... Yeah, that's a nine-year span.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to say... Receiving yards. Oh my goodness. I'm going to say Steven Yards. Chad, we got him on the rope, Chad. We got him on the ropes. We got him on the rope.

He like Ali right now. He trying to dodge and dance. You know, he got his hands on the ropes. He trying to, uh. It's too late. Uh. I just told you I was playing during this time. You must have forgotten. You must have forgotten the run I had.

It ain't you. I had a seven year run. I'm going to say. Yeah, you cheating. If you say. Yeah, you cheating. If you get this right, you cheat. I want to say him, but it's probably. I'm going to go. I don't know. I'm going to go to you.

Who? Tio. That's my guy. That is my best friend. But my friend, that answer is also wrong. That is my best friend. But my friend that answer is also wrong. That answer is wrong. The answer is sorry, hope who had 12,954 yards in the 2000s,

followed by none other in arguably the greatest receiver to ever play the game. The freak of nature that is Randy Moss had 11,739 yards from 2000 to 2009. And guess who was after them? Who? Not me.

Yeah. I wanted to say Fisk, but Fisk didn't come in. Fisk didn't come in because he... Fisk didn't come in until like 04. Yeah.

05, something like that. So it couldn't have been, I knew it couldn't have been him. Yeah, nah, nah. All right, last one. Who is this? This the last one? Yep, last one right here.

You're going to get this one wrong too. Nah, see, you was making fun of me for only getting one right. Now you only got one right. So we even. And you ain't going to get

this one either. Chat, stay with me now. Coach Prime played 641 Major League Baseball games, more than anyone who's played in both the NFL and MLB. Can you name the four MLB teams Deion played for? That's not fair. The Braves. The Yankees. The Redves. The Yankees.

The Reds. Oh, my goodness. Come on, chat. We got him on the rope, chat. All we need is a knockout like Frazier. Hello, I'm Howard Cosell. Tonight we

have two of the greatest fighters ever. Ever. Ever. I don't know. Nope. You don't know. No, no, no, no. Too late. You already said, I don't know. Nope. You don't know. Giants.

No, no, no, no. Too late. You already said, I don't know. You can't do that. No, you can't do that. You can't do that. Don't do that, Ochoa. You can't say the Giants. Wait a minute.

You just said, I don't know, and threw your hands up. That excludes you from answering. No, it does not, Ochoa. Wasn't the Giants. You can't do that. Wasn't the Giants. No, it was the A's. So you're wrong.

Okay. I think it was the Giants. No, it was the A's. So you're wrong. Okay. I think it was the Giants. No, you're right. You're right. It was the Giants. No, no, it's too late. Chat. Chat.

Chat. I know y'all... Chat. Listen. He trying to cheat. Did you not hear him say, I throw my hands up, I don't know.

And after you say, I don't... You throw your hands up and say, I don't know. That's it. You can't say, oh, and then give an answer after the fact. He cheating. Chad, am I right?

So you went one. Look at that, Ojo. Look what somebody made. Look at somebody made me in Denver. What's that? LePorte lights up. Can you see it lit up? Hey, that's live.

That's all gold? Yeah, yeah. Yep. I like that. It's live. That's all gold? Yeah, yeah. Yep. I like that. It's live. Two for five. No, no, no, no. You won for five.

I got it. Ask the chat. I got it, though, Joe. Ask the chat. I got it. Ask the chat. Did I get it right? Did I get it right?

You can't say, oh, I don't know. I don't know. And I had said the answer already. No, you didn't say that. Yes, I did. Soon you said, oh, I give up. I don't know. I said Giants. You said, OK. You said't say that. Yes, I did. Soon you said, oh, I give up. I don't know. I said Giants.

You said, okay. You said, no. You said, we got it, champ. We got it. I answered the question. You said, I don't know. You threw your hands up. And I said Giants.

No, no. I said, I don't know. I'm just going to say the Giants. And you said, oh, no. No, no, no, no. Somebody gave you that answer in there. I'll go one more. I'll give one more. I'm two for five. No, you, no, no, no. Somebody gave you that answer in there. I'll go one more. I'll give one more.

I'm two for five. No, you won for five. I'm two for five. No, you won for five. Stop cheating. That was the last one. Okay. All right.

It's time for our last segment of the night. And it's a Q and A. and it's a Q and A. Hey, boy, it's almost two in the morning. We got people up with us, man. I appreciate y'all, chat. I appreciate y'all. I love y'all, man.

Can't believe y'all up this late. Stevenson Smith said, Uncle Nocho, I'm currently bringing in my 33rd birthday. Tuned in to the show with a complimentary glass of La Porte. Love you guys and the show. Stevenson, happy birthday. Thank you, bro. We appreciate the support.

Hey, enjoy 33. And I can't wait to see what you tell us about 34. Yeah, happy birthday, boy. Congratulations on the birthday, man. Happy birthday. Chief Nation, Chef Nation, excuse me. When are we getting memberships and nightcap merchandise? Ash, When are we getting memberships and nightcap merchandise? Ash, when are we getting merchandise?

Ash says we're getting merchandise and memberships this month. Well, hell, when am I getting merchandise? I'm part of the show and I ain't got no damn t-shirt, I ain't got a hoodie Next May Damn

May. You do realize it's April already, right? Oh, next, uh, May. Damn. May. You do realize it's April already, right? Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. You said next May. No, no, no, May. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Upgrade King, greetings at night. Cal, my favorite YouTube live channel.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Kemper Norwood Jr., do you have Kaitlyn Clark winning MVP if I win the national championship? That's a no-brainer. Hell, she might win it and they lose. She's been phenomenal. She's been phenomenal. Yeah, she's been phenomenal.

I mean, she's she's she's box office. She's everything is advertised. Uh, big moments, big moments. She plays well. She rises to the occasion. So she's she's unbelievable. I'm glad I got an opportunity. I've been very, very fortunate.

I'll go back a long ways and remember seeing some of the great the cheryl millers uh the shemika holdclaw uh the diana tarassi's the uh candace parker's uh the stewies all them the my mores yeah i remember all and and hey she ranks favorable she's right there with all the best of them terence g said what's up guys i think the issue with the wmba name brand recognition we know the ucla's uconn connect however you really can't name most of the wmba team secondly do you think jevon courage would be a number one today with his athleticism man look here i was very fortunate enough i played against freak in his absolute prime before he had those ankle injuries that A number one today with his athleticism. Man, look here. I was very fortunate enough. I played against Freak in his absolute prime before he had those ankle injuries that probably robbed him of his athleticism.

He was special. Real deal. He was special. I'm talking about, you're talking about 6'4", probably about 260, probably walking around about 6% body fat. First step was like that of a wide receiver or DB. I'm talking about freaky, freaky athleticism.

And I think I got a pair of his gloves. I think he wore a size 5X glove. Yeah, Curtis' hands was huge. His hand was like a catcher's mitt, like a first baseman's mitt. I just seen Javon at F1 not too long ago. You know, F1, get ready

to come back to Miami now. I saw him at F1 last year. I'm like, well, goddamn, boy, you can go suit up right now. But he's still, you know, he's still sitting. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin B. said, hey, Uncle Nocho, I'm a huge fan of 28, but I have an old soul question.

And a four-man gauntlet between the Isley brothers, Martin B said, Hey Uncle Nocho, I'm a huge fan. I'm 28, but I have an old soul question. And, and a four band gauntlet between the Isley Brothers, the OJ, the Commodores, and the Gap Band. What's your ranking? Ooh,

that's, ooh, that's a good one. Ooh, Isley Brothers are number one. Isley Brothers is one. Wait, over the,

over the Commodores? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Listen, he ain't just throw anybody at you.

He threw the top, the top of the top, the cream of the crop. Isley is the number one. Okay. I would go, ooh, God dang. That's tough, boy. That's tough. Name them off again one time. Name them off one more time.

The Isley Brothers, the OJs, the Commodores, the Gap Band. The Gap Band. Outstanding. Yep. The Isley's the number one. That's, that's, that's, that's. Listen, it's so many hits. Matter of fact,

you know what I'm going to do? You know what I'm going to do? Let me put this in my notes real quick. Because I already got the album. I just, now you, now you got me for the go back and listen to this.

What I'm going to do tomorrow, I'm going to listen to this. Isley Brothers. I'm going got me finna go back and listen to this. What I'm gonna do tomorrow? I'm gonna listen to this. Icy Brothers. I'm gonna listen to this so I can do justice. And we ain't even putting the Temptations in there. Yeah.

What? Gap band. I'm gonna go... You say OJ? Did you say OJs? Yep. Isley's, OJ's, Commodore's, and the Gap band.

OJ's. I'll go Isley's, OJ's, Commodore's, and the Gap Band. OJ's. I'll go Isley's one. God damn. OJ's. Commodore's. OJ's. Gap Band. Oh, man.

Isley Brothers, Gap Band, OJ's, oh, and Commodore's. Yeah. That's only four. That's it. That's only half. Four. Okay. All right, let me see. Wait, Izy Brothers, Gap Band, OJ's, oh, and Commodores. Yeah. That's only four. That's it. That's only half.

Four. All right, let me see. Who would I go? I'm going Izy's. Oh, that's a good one. I'm going Izy's, the OJ's, Gap Band, Commodores. Okay, I'm going... I'm going to go with you.

I'm going to go with the Izy Brothers first. The Commodores, the OJs, then the Gap Band. Now, honestly, it's a win-win no matter which way you go. Because you know, Lionel Richie was the lead singer of the Commodores. Yeah, but you know about that, man.

Well, I didn't make you see you. They got started at Tuskegee. For real? Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. That's tough.

All I know is the Isles of Warrant. The Isles of Warrant. Three times a lady. Oh, God. Hey, y'all remember When they used to have that What was that thing With Timberland And Swizz Beatz

What was that What was that Oh where they had the Where they go and get The Versus Versus Versus Versus

Y'all remember the Isles And the Earth, Wind and Fire Oh that's right They did have a versus, huh? Yes. Yes. I forgot about that. Yes.

I forgot about that. I think the Isley's won that. Cleared them out, if I'm not mistaken. I don't know, man. The Earth, Wind & Fire had the bang, boy. Oh, man. I was like, okay, who would win? Mariah or Whitney?

Oof. Hey, that's tough. Michael Jackson or Prince? Two different artists. I like that. Hell, you know who he didn't mention? Now, what happens if you throw Frankie Beverly and Maze in the mix? I think.

I like Frankie Beverly and M Mays but I wouldn't put I wouldn't put them in front of them I'm not listen I'm gonna have to take away your I'm gonna have to take away your credibility card who you putting Frankie Beverly Mays in front of for this group man Frankie Beverly Mays is right up there with everybody

else we just named first of all ain't nobody up there with the Isley brothers so just stop that so now you gonna put who you putting in second ain't nobody up there with the Isley Brothers, so just stop that. So now you go, who you putting in second? Ain't nobody up there with the Isley. Man, you better stop playing on Jake.

I'm talking about Frankie Beverly and Maze now. Hold on now. We talking about the same Frankie Beverly? I'm talking about the same Frankie Beverly that perform every year

at Essence? That Frankie Beverly? Yes, yes, yes. Frankie Beverly and Maze ain't messing with the Isley Brothers. No. Okay, you tripping now. Put it to the chat.

The chat ain't even old enough to know about this stuff. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody ain't nobody messing with that. People in the chat over 35, please talk and explain to him about Frankie Beverly

and Maze. First of all, Frankie Beverly and Maze, they performed between them and the Izy Brothers. Now, that's tough. You acting like it's like, oh, no, Izy Brothers still for... Nah, wait a minute, nah. There's an argument to be had. It'll be like

Tech beat Cumberland. 220 to nothing The most lopsided scoring football Come on now Nah, you tripping Cumberland was unable to throw a single pass Without it being picked off and ran back for a touchdown You tripping

But okay, I'm going to let you in The chat will Help you in this instance And I know the chat Frankie Brevly made the great day Messing with the Isley brothers will help you in this instance. And I know that you have... Frankie Breville made the great day messing with the Isley brothers. All right.

See, I need the 30, 35 and up crowd to give you a better understanding. Maybe I'll give you 45 and up, 50 and up. Ain't nobody messing with the Isley brothers. All right. All right. All right. Okay, Lady Ray, please forgive me for my out-of-pocket

comment last night saying George is the goat. Not forgiven. Since we all try to continuously improve ourselves, what is the one thing about yourself you're working on or want to improve upon? No joke. Me? Something that I'm continuously working on? Yep.

I think the most important thing for me is being a father, being a better father. That's the one thing. One of the one things I'm continuously working on being a better father and a better

partner. Better father, better partner. And in a few months, a better husband. I think that's the top three. But one, number one, I'm working on being a better father. That's number one. Continuously always striving to be better in certain areas. I know. Certain areas.

So who's winning? Isaac Brothers winning by 80%. See, these people don't know no goddamn music, man. The fact that y'all disrespecting Frankie Beverly and Maze. Ain't nobody disrespecting. First of all, Frankie Beverly and Maze ain't nobody disrespected first of all Frankie Beverly and Maze performed our second Super Bowl party so I know Frankie Beverly and Maze

man y'all sunshine and rain listen I'm scared to sing this song cause I don't wanna ain't nobody messing with the island because I don't want to... Ain't nobody messing with the island, brother.

I think that's for me. Me, I'm constantly working on being a better dad. Patience. I have none. And I definitely have to I have none. And I definitely have to work on that. I definitely have to work on that.

And I need to understand that everybody doesn't see things how I see things. Everybody doesn't do things how I do things. And, you know, I'm constantly telling Shelly, like, when the lady comes over and prepare the food and put it, I was like, Shelly, like when the lady comes over and prepare the food and put it, I was like, can you have her to put it in a certain way? She's like, Shannon,

it's, it's nothing wrong with the way she put the food in there. Okay. She turned the labels. Can the labels be facing out? I mean, just, just small things like that is that I'm just, I'm just trying to work on patients. Um, um I have none I have none and I need to I need to be better at it uh and you know this is it yeah that that was a great question and the fact that that question was asked it really it really jogged my memory not my memory but but some some of the things I need to work on continuously. But that being a better father is one of them and continuing to strive to be a better partner,

a great partner. So as I continue to be a better partner, it will just transition into being that of an even better husband. Just being able to do that transition. Yeah, yeah. Better man in general, but that goddamn father just, it's something I've always, I've always wanted to continue to work on and not from a financial aspect,

you know? That part is 10 out of 10. They're just other areas that I need to navigate and be better at. Yeah, I think it's probably a little easier for you because it's hard

because my kids are grown now. Right. And I don't see... I got four or five that's grown too. Yeah. And I don't see them with the frequency

is that you see your smaller ones. So it's hard for me to get... And they're grown now. They're grown. They're grown. And, you know, my oldest daughter is like, Daddy, you did a great job.

They tell me I did a great job. Um, they tell me I did a great job, but I do think at times I could have done better. I probably, probably shouldn't have been as hard on them as I was. Right. But I wanted them to be the best they possibly could.

Right. And whatever they chose to do. And I probably was a little harder on them than I needed to be, especially they were kids. Yeah. I see you did yours a little different. It seemed like you ruled with an iron fist. I was a complete opposite. I wasn't hard on mine. You know, during their time, obviously growing up, whatever they wanted to do, they were allowed to do.

I didn't force the issue on anything because usually when you force a child to do something that you want them to do, there's always pushback once they get to an age. Once they get to an age where, okay, now I can make the decision. This really doesn't make me happy. I was only doing it because you forced me to. I never did that. But now at this, at this time, at this 10 year injunction in their life, I'm all for, okay. At some point, things are going to have to kick in some point. I need to be your last option, not your first. So I haven't, I haven't even had that talk yet right now. I'm still what you need. Okay. You won't get it first court. I'm not, I'm not even asking no questions. So I haven't got to that point yet right now. I'm still, what you need? Okay, you're going to get it first court.

I'm not even asking no questions. So I haven't got to that point to where you are with yours now where you tell them, listen, don't call me first. Just let me be the last option. I still, and I'm still in that phase of I'm the first option

until I make sure you have it figured out. Yeah. Well, I think they got it figured out oh joe it was just like it was no i didn't reason with the kids right it was what i said today take the trash out clean the house up right right do the dishes do x y and z there was no i was underlay there was no um i just remember my grandfather said boy you don't ration with a child. You're the adult. You're the parent. Right.

What you say, go. Right. And, you know, and I did as they got older. I wasn't as hard, but I felt they understood. And they understood, OK. This is really, really that it really needs us to do this or else. And there was things that like, it's not that big of a deal. And, but, uh, the kids were always, uh, would always like, and I have, I have a great relationship with my kids.

Um, but they do a great job for the most part. Now the oldest, the oldest, my oldest daughter, she'll share everything. Right. Boys, blah, blah, blah, whatever the case may be. Right. I mean, we got that type

of relationship. Key is more, he's probably more quiet. He's probably going to tell his mom first to get her feedback to let the like, okay, do I tell dad

right who the same thing she's probably gonna go to her mom first mom gonna give me the heads up who gonna call you you don't know right so but it's but it's you know like I said

at the end of the day I want them I want them like figure it out and then like dad, this is what I'm thinking. What do you think? Right. I ain't got no problem with that. But don't, don't, don't go do it. And then it might blow up. And then you come to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell nah. Right. Yeah. I don't know what you want me to do. I ain't no repairman. No, come to me first. Look, it's your idea.

It's your decision. But I'm going to give you my honest assessment of what I think it should be. Right. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy said, what would you do if you discovered that your house was haunted, but the ghost was actually a friendly ghost and just wanted to chill? Nah, you got to get up out of here, ghost. I like that. I like the idea that you know that

i remember you remember drop dead fred uh-oh you remember the movie drop dead fred i know right said fred i'm too sexy for my too sexy for my uh okay okay okay i remember that too i remember that i mean i dropped drop dead fred was It was imaginary. So I'm just thinking I'm thinking of ghosts. I think that would be cool. You know, that's probably hypothetically speaking

it's not possible. I don't even think ghosts are real. I think hell, if ghosts were real I think my mom and my grandma would have came back and showed me a sign by now.

So I don't believe in ghosts because they ain't came and told me nothing. They gave you a sign. You got real. Yeah. Okay. I like that. That was cute.

That was cute. Think about all the women that you done come across in your life. It was this one that made you decide to settle down. It was this one that said, you know what? That one ain't never leaving my side.

Yeah, she got money. That's why I ain't going nowhere. So. Nah, but no, but serious. I like that. I like that. But mama, grandma, I know y'all going to see this up in heaven.

How about one of y'all come down here and give me a sign that everything is okay. You just transitioned and then came and told me nothing. Nathaniel. And I know y'all going to get. And I know y'all gonna get this because I know y'all got Wi-Fi in heaven.

How about that? They don't... It's not gonna come back in the form that you're looking for. Well, it need to come back in some kind of form. In any kind of form. Shit.

Josh Romero says, Unc and Ocho love Flush H.A. and Nightcap. You guys are my heroes. Would you guys ever consider being in an action movie together or two Unc and Ocho taking out bad boys? As long as I ain't got to do no running. As long as I ain't got to do no running. Can I be in an action movie with no running?

It's called action. You got to run. You got to run. You got to tumble. You got to jump. Listen, if I do an action movie, I want to do my own stunts. I want to be like Tom Cruise.

I want to be like Jackie Chan. I want to be jumping off buildings, helicopters, flying off cliffs. Man, just all type of just crazy stuff. I like that. That's a good idea. I don't want to do none of that.

No. No action movies for me. Sonny Khan says, Uncle Nocho, you're my favorite duo. What's your favorite saying of all times? Change your perspective about life. My favorite quote is by Rumi. If everything seems dark, look again. You

might be the light. Wow. I don't really have no good quotes. Most of the ones you be telling me, I have them all written down in a notebook as far as that. I mean... I mean, I'm a big quote guy, Ocho.

I know over the course of my career and my specialty since I've probably been about 19 or 20, I've kind of wrote her down, a lot of them. Dr. Samuel Johnson, a British poet, once said, almost every man will waste a part of his life trying to possess qualities he does not have in an attempt to gain applause for which he cannot keep. Wait a minute, I got to stand up on that one.

Think about what he said. Almost every man will waste a part of his life in an attempt to possess qualities he does not have in an attempt to gain applause for which he cannot keep.

We all will waste a part of our life trying to be something we're not. Just to gain applause for which we cannot keep. You see, I had to stand up on that one, huh? Now, if you had an offering plate, I'd send you some money. What's your cash at?

You know what I'm saying? That was a good one. I'm going to be a pastor. You know what I'm saying? You know my motto is in the church. Uh-huh. Don't put change in the collection plate. God don't like noise.

That's what I'm saying, don't you? That's all I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. God don't like noise. That's what I'm saying. Hell no. That's a good one. Hey, that's a good one that's a good one

don't put change in the collection plate because God don't like noise that's what I heard because it's a Sunday he rested don't wake him up number of people dollars and up

dollar bills I got what you $10, $20. I got what you call an ATM machine in the back of the church. Two of them. I got two of them, baby, in the back of the church. Yeah. Hell nah. Yeah. He asked you the Bible in Malachi.

He said, will a man rob God? He answered himself, yes, and tithed and an offering. James E. Long, this will quickly become one of my favorite live streams. Love y'all. Comedy, wisdom, all in one mix. My question is, where would you invest $100,000 right now in these trying times? It's not a lot, but it ain't a little bit. It is a lot.

Yeah, it is a lot. Hey, listen, are you a gambler? Are you a gambler? Are you a gambler? Because if you're going to invest 100K, there's a chance it don't hit. There's a chance that you can lose that 100K. There's a chance. I don't like chances. I don't like putting my money in other people's hands and hopes that it's going to hit. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like it. You might have better advice for him, but I'm not investing in nothing where there's a possibility it might not go the way I want it to. I don't like gambling. Oh, Joe. I'm about to be 56.

And I've accumulated a little money over my years. I don't take the risk at 56 that I took at 35 or I took it 25. Yes, sir. Because I'm not going to have as much time to recoup that if I lose it. Yes, sir. So the risky, risky stuff that's going to pay me 25, 30, 40 percent is just not worth it to me. Just let me be a little S&P. Let me get 6 percent. Right.

I'm cool. I'm cool. I can spend X amount of dollars, never take the principal, live off that. I'm cool. I can spend X amount of dollars, never take the principle, live off that. I'm cool. $100,000 is a lot of money. You need to put it in something really, really solid. But the question I have for you, anytime you invest money,

can you put it away and not even think about it for five years? And you know the kind of money you got to have coming in to take a hundred and put a hundred up and not even think about it.

Don't have the mindset, oh, I got a hundred K. I want to invest it because I want to make a quick turn, make a quick flip so I can have more. Don't do that. At this point, I mean,

the flip ain't, nah, ain't, you know. Like I said, I don't have, I's it's it's just not worth it to me at this stage of my career now how do i how do i make how do i make that up to lose five seven million dollars you can't make it not worth it no no listen there there there there are people in this in life that are one percenters that can take the opportunities and the chances to do that. Because they have such large lump sums coming at a time, but they can take those chances. Yeah.

And sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't. But it doesn't matter. Anthony Simmons said, please wish my fiance Shay a happy birthday. Shay, happy birthday. Anthony wants to fiance Shay a happy birthday Shay happy birthday Anthony wants to wish you a happy birthday hopefully you had a great day flowers

candy bubble bath and you know what it is you gotta shake them covers now yeah yeah don't don't forget that diamond happy birthday Shay

don't forget that diamond boy hey uh uh Anthony make sure you pop it 30 minutes 30 minutes before action Why? Hey, uh-uh, Anthony. Make sure you pop it. 30 minutes. 30 minutes before action. 30, 45.

Matter of fact, I want you to try something different tonight, boy. Right before you start. Right before you start horizontal activity, you got to scream, this is Sparta. And then go ahead and hand me your business. Yeah, I think the people in the chat they might

they probably it's a birthday huh and that yeah i mean you know that's that's that's his uh fiance so you know you gotta you know that's change some birthday you know you do candy right right rose petals right right bubble bath you know you you know you must uh massage your feet You know, you massage your feet. As far as it goes now, you know what I'm saying? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't pay. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You got to do something different.

Now, you take them feet, get you some whipped cream. I know you got some whipped cream at home. Matter of fact, if you ain't got no whipped cream, I'm going to tell you what you do. If you got kids and you still got a bottle laying around the house, get you a bottle. Put some pickle juice. Put the pickle juice in the bottle.

Huh? Take the pickle juice In the bottle Huh? Take the pickle juice Put it in the bottle And goddamn Squeeze the bottle Pickle juice Over the Over a feet Start with the

I don't like pickles Huh? I don't like pickles I mean we giving him An idea to do that I know he ain't done Oh my bad My bad

Okay my bad Yeah Okay my bad Yeah Take the pickle juice Put it on the feet Start with the pinky toe Work your way Over to the big toe

Like you're playing a flute Like this Like you're playing a flute Hey I'm taking some new shit Some new shit I got some Take the whipped cream I know you got some whipped cream at home

Matter of fact I don't even know whipped cream Nah I don't got no whipped cream I don't like whipped cream You don't? I don't like whipped cream Cool whipped whatever Nah I don't like that What you like?

Any kind of sauce? And you like ranch? Hoo-ha. You like ranch? Oh, you like hoo-ha? Yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying. No, I don't like ranch.

I don't like condiments. The only condiment I do is ketchup. Ah, that's a good one. I like where you're going with that. I like the way you're thinking. I see. I like the way you're thinking. Take some of that.

You know alligator over here, Ash. Huh? Listen. Ash. We call Ash Gator. For real? Because he'll eat anything. Yeah.

Listen, I'm telling you what to do now. In 2025, we're in 2024 right now. We're going to work on you the rest of the year to get you where you want to be. Okay.

Get you some ketchup, right? Get the highest ketchup with the squeeze bottle. Yeah. Squeeze it. Let it run down the crack, right? Down the crack from the back. From the bottle. Yeah. Squeeze it. Let it run down the crack, right? Down the crack from the back. From the back.

Nah. And when it get right there, you get where I'm going with it? Nope. I don't want to say it because this is PG because I know kids might be watching. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm saying no. Why are you saying no? My stomach hurt. What you ate earlier? I'm full. I'm full. I don't know.? My stomach hurt. What you ate earlier? I'm full. I'm full.

I'm telling you, before the year's out, we're going to get you sucking toes, we're going to get you eating ass, one or the other. Nah, I'm good, Ocho. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. It's after 2 o'clock, so after 2 o'clock, I can talk like this. Can I pay not to do those things? No. No. Yeah, you can.

Not at all. Listen, Unc, you're going to have to evolve in that area. $2,500 a month if I don't have to do those things? No. No. Yeah, you can't. Not at all. Listen, Unc, you're going to have to evolve in that area. $2,500 a month if I don't have to do that. For who? That ain't enough.

What's she going to do with $2,500 a month? You just had somebody that had $7,500 upkeep. What's $2,500 going to do? That's disrespect for the hub. Yeah, because I ain't did it. Just try it, Unc.

One time. No. Just try it. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Who don't want these $2,500? Who want these $2,500 a month? I mean, I'm sure they'll help. And I want $1099 at the end of the year.

Ooh. $2,500? Tax-free? Tax-free. Yeah. Let me see. $2,500, 12 months. Okay, that's a nice. $10,000 to $2,512 months $10,000 to $25,000

another $5,000 what boom boom that's a nice little check yeah but all you can say or you can save your money and live a little bit and see what it's like to do something you've never done before $930,000 with no taxes

listen something you've never done before. $930,000 with no taxes. Listen. You ain't even... Just two minutes. You ain't even got to do it that long. Just... You know what? Feeling generous. It's been a good year for us. Podcast doing good. Yeah, we doing good. I give you three

bands. You got to live a little bit, man. I'm telling you, man. Yeah, see? They say, okay, yeah, we take it. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying, Ocho?

I'm vegan. No. You know what I'm saying? I'm vegan. No, you ain't vegan. I don't eat no meat no more. You ain't got to eat it? You ain't got to eat it?

I can't let no meat, no meat can ain't got to eat it? You ain't got to eat it? I can't let no meat touch my mouth. It's about the taste. It's about the taste. That's right. That's all it is. It's about the taste. That's why I got you using condiments. You got to take other things to the bedroom and change it what you do because it's not going to work. You want to date

younger women, right? Think about it. You would like younger women. You're not going to date nobody 56 or 60. You're going to date younger women? Yeah, you know what? I need to get me somebody young but with an old soul. Okay. That's a good one. So if you got somebody with an old soul, you got somebody young, you still

going to have to be able to keep up with the whippersnappers that she had before you. Oh, I keep up with them. I keep up with them. Them diamonds and that brush. Listen, the diamonds is one thing, but you need to bring the condiments like whips, chains. Oh, I'm all about that. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. I got swing, cuffs. Okay. Blindfold. Whip. Yeah. What about you got, you got to have. The chair.

You got the chair. You put it on, you put it on, on, on the frame. Oh, I'm good. Your boy good. Your boy the, on the frame. Oh, I'm good. Your boy good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

You got all that. Okay. Okay. Well, you just like Christian grave. Why you swear you me? I like that. I like that. I like that.

I like that. Are you good? You good. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they said I would break my heel that what happened

broke my heel you know yeah I would be cute I would DD great great game tonight Iowa last year's defending champ LSU to advance to the Final Four. UConn takes down Juju Watkins and the USC Lady Trojans

to advance to Geno Auriemma and the UConn Huskies. 23rd Final Four. Great ballgames tonight. Great, great ballgames. Kayla Clark was sensational. Paige Beckers was unbelievable as well. They advanced. Iowa takes down LSU. UConn takes

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greatest Italian soccer player ever huh Valderrama nah nah nah the chat gonna know who this is the greatest Italian player ever. You see it? Bolotelli. Yeah. Yeah.

That's my guy. That's my guy. That's my cousin. Like, if there was a comparison to me on the way I was in football... Microphone. Microphone. If there was a comparison to me,

you know, as far as comparison, football player, soccer player, it would be Balotelli. He's the best. He's the best Liverpool player ever. He's the best Italian player ever. Yeah. Now, Chad, if y'all want to argue, meet me on Twitter. So, thank you for joining us.

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