Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Firing Family members, BBLs at airports & why sex isn't a team sport

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss if they would be able to fire a family member, if getting a BBL is a good idea & the potential pros and cons of having a threesome. 0:00 Giannis Spurns Addidas10:40 Wemby Says No to going on stage31:00 NiteCap After Dark42:00 Spell-O-Cinco48:00 Dunk on Unc1:00:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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News cap. Okay, let me stretch. Let me stretch. I'm getting old, boy. We've heard Charles Barkley say Banassas Atachukumpo, which is Giannis' brother, has better job security than Supreme Court justice because Supreme Court

justice, they're elected for life. Well, Giannis just threw more fuel on the fire when he revealed that Banassas, that he rejected a deal from Adidas for Nike because of his brother. The Nassus said we were waiting for 45 minutes and then they brought the contract in and put it in front of me. I was like, OK, great. Where's my brothers? And he was like, no, we're going to sign your brother. We're not going to sign your brother today.

We're going to sign yours first and then we'll bring your brother during the weekend to sign. No, thank you. I like it. That's what I'm talking about. Because you know what? Most of the time, this is what we, more of us,

very few of us are in positions to bring each other on. Very few of us get the opportunity to bring family on. Very. It happens very seldom.

I like what he's doing. I love it. And not very many people can do this. Now, when we talk about NBA, we talk about NBA-type money. If you can turn down an eight-figure deal for a shoe deal from Adidas, you already have fuck you money. Only then, when you already have fuck you money. Only then when you already have fuck you money can you say,

you know what, if you can't sign my brother, don't worry about it. I'm not signing with you. I love it. When you make the kind of money Giannis is making, you can do that.

Now, everybody is not as fortunate to be in that type of position to do so. But if you are. Anytime you can bring your family on and put them on in any way, this is awesome.

I like it. Early on. If I had the leverage, you know, based on me not playing football and if I happen to be an NBA player, and I would take advantage of these opportunities as well.

Because you have to. You see Giannis in the commercials most of the time, his brother's in there with him. Yeah. Yeah. Earlier in my career, Ocho, my brother was who he was, and he would do a car signing.

He wouldn't do a car signing unless they brought me. For real? Hey, that's dope. That's dope. You know, hey, throw him something. $2,500, $3,000. Hey, give him something. Yeah.

Yeah. So I don't have a problem. And my thing is that you're right. A lot of us, when we get in position and we can help, like this. But, oh, you have absolutely. Yeah.

I mean, I wish my kid would want to be in this field. Family. This is family, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's a little different. you all you got an entourage and listen everybody can't go now oh no oh no isn't everybody can't go now oh joe come on you but you know listen you know who you can vouch for right i got home boys hey this is what they could. I'm not going to make you president of my company. You might be because you might be can be security. Right. You know, hey, that's what you can do.

I'm not going to give you no role that you're not qualified for. Right. In a role just because you're my homeboy. It's not going to work like that. Yes. I'm going to put you on in a role that i know that you can handle right but you best believe oh yeah for sure i wish i wish my kids wanted to do media they guess what they'd be right they'd be working with daddy side by side but that ain't what they want to do and i'm fine with that but oh no no no absolutely not on your everybody everybody can't go where you go. Yeah.

Hey, you remember when you was growing up and you asked your granddad or your grandma, hey, can I go? No, you can't go, boy. You can't go everywhere. Everybody go. And you have to be okay with that. And you can't feel guilty about leaving some people behind.

Behind, yeah. You can't, you can't. But hey, listen it's that is such a dope thing and it's very few yeah very few that can pull that off and you're honestly one of the few oh i was just gonna say it lebron can do it yes um i think i think a katie could do it if he had someone close, a brother that played a game of basketball as well. Some of these,

I'm trying to think of other names in the NBA that have the cojones. Well, Steph. Oh, yeah, Steph. Yeah. Well, wait, Steph. Wait, wasn't, didn't they play together or no?

Am I tripping? I think they might have played. They might have played a year. A year or two? His brother-in-law played they might have played. They might have played a year. A year or two? His brother-in-law played with it. Lee, his brother-in-law, he married Steph's sister. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay. Yeah, very few can do that. Can you imagine? Steph's brother married Doc's daughter. That's what it was. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I wanted the chat

to understand the kind of money you got to be making to turn down an eight-figure shoe deal. But he honest. They want it. They want it. And now it used to be you had a shoe deal. Once you retired, the shoe deal

went away. But it's no longer like that since Jordan. It lives on. You see Kobe. Kobe live on. Kobe, it seems to me, Kobe is the new Jordan. I see more players wearing Jordans, wearing Kobe's than Jordan. But Jordan determines.

Somebody was telling me Jordan doesn't let you wear You have to wear the brand Jordan You don't get to wear his exclusive His shoe, yeah, yeah, yeah Right, right, right You know what's funny? When I think about it I don't think his shoes

Are that comfortable To play in-game anyway If I'm not mistaken Who, Jordan? Yeah Oh, they look good I don't think they look good They're more for fashion now

Jordan's are more about fashion right than than than than performance yeah you know

the funny thing is people always make fun of me the few times that I have going to play basketball with some friends of mine down here in Miami and they always make fun of me I wear my Jordan 1's

you know I wear you know the old school Jordan 1's yeah I wear my Jordan 1's to go hoop and people looking at me crazy like, boy, what is you doing?

You don't have no ankle support, no nothing. I say, bro, I need to, I need to feel the ground. It's really weird. I need to feel the ground. So when I played football, obviously I was a Reebok during that time because, you know, Reebok had the NFL licenses. Yes. Yes, yes. I had Reebok take all the lining, all the support out of my shoe.

So all it was was a shell, a cleat and shoelaces. So basically like a track spike. You know what I mean? Yes. I need to feel the floor and I don't like ankle support. I don't like ankle support.

It's weird. And I'm one of the few. Every time I say something or I talk to players, they ask me why your shoes look like that. They do. I just have to feel the floor. I don't know why. It's just weird. Yeah, I totally agree with you, Ojo. I mean,

like I said, I mean, if you can possess that it happens all the time. Yeah. They do it all the time. Yeah. They do it all the time. Oh, yes, they do. Yes, they do. Because they're afforded more opportunities to do it. They do it all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coach Andy Reid had his son working with him. Coach Belichick had his son working with him. But we feel, no, we can't do that. People are going to think it's nepotism. I don't give a damn what y'all think. My company,

I'm going to do it. Right. Because that's how a lot of coaches, that's how a lot of these younger coaches get started. How you think Kyle

got started? Oh, yeah. Kubiak, who might gave the opportunity to be the offensive coordinator. Right. Kubiak who might gave the opportunity to be the offensive coordinator when Kubiak got the job at the Houston Texans

guess who became his offensive coordinator? Kyle. Kyle. Yep. But also when you when you're afforded these opportunities

you know when it come to us now you know we be bulljabbing now. Yeah. You know we be bulljabbing you put somebody on and they don't be wanting now, you know, we be bull driving now. Yeah. You know, we be bull driving. You put somebody on and they don't be wanting to do right. Oh, they...

You already know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. All right, homeboy. Yeah, yeah.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. So, listen, if you do or you are in that situation and have the opportunity or you're afforded the opportunity to put someone close,

close, close family member, be sure they understand the situation at hand and take it serious. Yes. Got to take it serious. Yeah. And with any,

I don't care, that's with anything. Man, how many times you think people, hey, hey, homeboy, let your boy, hey, see your boy a couple of bottles, how many times you think people, hey, homeboy, let your boy, see your boy a couple of bottles of that liquor. I'm like, bro. Oh, you done got that call before? You done got that call?

So I'm saying, don't choke. I say, so let me get this straight. So now I'm a partner with five other guys. So just think about it. All my other four partners, every time somebody said, we done gave away the profit. We ain't making no money. We just giving it away. I'm like, bro, I don't want

a non-profit. Hey, man, you know the hoodies, man. I saw that hoodie, boy. Let your boy get wrong. I say, you didn't call Gucci or Louis and tell them to hook you up? That's a good one. That's a good one. We got to stop that.

Hey, I just want an opportunity to pay for it. Right. I don't ask for nothing. I ain't never asked for anybody. Hey, I'll pay for it. I just want an opportunity to be able to purchase it. But you're absolutely right, Ocho. It's sometimes that we put people in position,

and then they take advantage of our kindness. Yeah. Man, come on, man. I really got to work. Yes, you really of our kindness. Yeah. Man, come on, man. I really got to work. Yes, you really got to work. Yeah. It's a job. That's why I really, honestly, Ocho, I try to stay away from that.

I really do. I really do, Ocho. Because I don't want that situation to ruin a 5 or 10 or 15 or 20 year friendship or relationship. And that's what will happen because I'll fire your ass. I'm running a business, Ocho. Yeah. I'm a business. That's why I can't do that.

I don't want to put myself in position where I have to make that kind of decision, where I have to fire or chastise someone that's close to me, especially family. That's bad. I just, I can't do it. Can you imagine? Do you think you could fire somebody close to you? Stop playing with me Ocho oh you took a long time no

you had to think about it everybody everybody has a responsibility everybody has an obligation oh so you you don't you if they messing up

you ain't got no problem finding family none none well you better than me none we got because everybody got everybody has a responsibility None. What? None. Well, you better than me. None. Because everybody has a responsibility.

We are a team. Yeah. And we're only as strong as the weakest link. Because if the link is weak, it's going to break. Hold on. Stay right there. Stay right there. I'm not letting that one get away.

I'm going to use this in my next argument. I'm going to use that. We are a team. We are a team. We are a team. We are. Yes. And we only as strong as our weakest link? We're only as strong as the weakest link. Alright. Because, Ocho, when you play football football what they always try

to get you matched up on the weakest corner if you could look hey I'll take the challenge but if I could avoid Revis and get me 250 yards why would I go bang my head tussling and grabbing with him with the slot guy the slot I know I can go beat him for three touchdowns today right so that's what you try to do. You try to put yourself in a situation that everything is united. It's a united front. Everybody has to walk the same thing. Ooh, that's a good one.

Oh, I'm finna kill it with that one. Hey, Ash asked my brother. She's like, would you want to work with your brother he said nah he said he take it too serious and he work too hard he fired me but you wouldn't have to do no he said I don't want to do no lifting

because I know him y'all don't know him I know him y'all just see the good side of it he told him he told Ash that when we went to Y'all don't know him. I know him. Right. So y'all just see the good side of it. He told him. He told Ash that. When we went to Savannah State, he showed up. Ask him, would he want to do something with me?

He said, no. He too serious. He works too hard. I ain't trying to work that hard no more, Ash. That's what he told her. Man, I can't see you firing. I can't see you firing Sterling there. Ash, what did he tell you? I can't see you firing Sterling now. What did he tell you? I can't see that.

I'm still not giving up. He knows. He knows. Tell Sterling to get on one night with his man. Man, please. He's going to have to be at the golf course. He'll stop by the golf course. He'll stop by the golf course. He'll stop by the golf course,

but you understand that. Oh, that'd be live, man. Goddamn. No, but that's how you have to have it, Ocho. Everybody has to have a common interest. Everybody has to be with, everybody needs to be obsessed because if you look at,

look at how Google started. Look at how Amazon started look at how amazon started look how microsoft started three friends that were obsessed they were equally invested not one guy man well you know i can't come tonight because i gotta go such and such i can't right no we all got to be involved in this thing so no, you know, it's fascinating with those things you just said when it comes to Google, when it comes to Amazon, how friends came about and thought of something that the masses needed. Yeah. Thought of something that the masses needed. And if you can think of a plan that the world needs.

You can become a billionaire. Yeah, for sure. That's that's crazy how that works. Yeah. Yeah. world needs, you can become a billionaire. Yeah, for sure. That's crazy how that works. Yeah. Who would have thought of Amazon being able to deliver packages next day worldwide, globally? Like, how do you even start something like that? Ocho, do you realize Google tried to sell itself to Yahoo for a billion dollars?

And Yahoo said, no, it's overpriced. Now, Google is probably worth a trillion and Yahoo's out of business. Business, yeah. See how they work? See how God work? Hey! See how God work? Well, we're not going to have

a trillion dollar company, but I need people that want to work. And that's what I tell them. It's like, look, when people like, man, I want a podcast. I say, you do realize there's more than a microphone and a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Much more than that. Yeah.

Much more than that. People want full-time pay for part-time work. Part-time job. Ooh. You see? You see, Ocho? How can I make? How can I work? How can I work? Because see, they done got jumped on YouTube and they done saw IG.

I make $17 trillion a year and I only work two, I only work two days a year. Really? Hmm. That's, only in the dictionary does success come before work.

Yeah. Oh, I like that. That's it. Wait a minute. Hold on, man. That's a good one right there. That's a good one right there, man. Only in the dictionary does success come before work.

Yeah. Like, come on, man. No, but like I said, I try to keep it separate. Right. But my brother know we're try to keep it separate. Right. But my brother know we're all wired the same way. I give my sister jobs that she can handle. And that way, you know, because at the end of the day, I understand. We're going to be brothers. We're going to be brothers.

We're going to be family. But you get them. You get the firing people. But it's going to get shaky. Where they going to go? I still pay the bill. Where the hell they going to go? Right, right, right.

That's why I can't do it. I would always keep my family, my brothers. Obviously, my kids are much older now. If at any point they want to, you can't work for me. It ain't going to work. It ain't going to work. Yeah, well. I don't want no conflict.

I don't want to be combative. I don't want to argue about it. I don't want to argue about nothing. I just can't. Let's just keep it as is. I can't do it. Can you imagine me having to fire one of my kids? They playing around on the job.

And, you know, no, I can't do it. No, I can't do it. No, look, I think the thing is, Ojo, is that, yeah, you try to keep it. Now, if one of my kids was in media or wanted to do journalism or wanted to do something, they wanted to be a producer or director or something. And they wanted to start here. Boom, okay. But they went and, you know, daughters graduate med school, sons in medical sales, my daughters in HR.

That wasn't what they wanted to do. And so to try to get them to come over here, what are they going to do? Take Shelly's job, be my assistant? They don't do what Ash does, do it. No. That's not what they want to do. Wimby reportedly declined Drake's offer

to come on stage since his teammates couldn't join. Apparently there was a Drake concert in Austin and Wimby got asked to come on stage. Wimby asked if his teammates could come up on stage. Drake camped like, no. Wimby said then, I don't want to do it. Nah.

Team player. If one go, we all go. When women go out at night, when one leave, we all leave. You're not leaving with that dude. Team leave. You're not leaving with that dude. Team player. You always bring you one homeboy that's going to take it for the team.

Because you know they're going to be, they might be two or three nines or tens, but they're going to be about three or four twos and fues. You know that. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. So you got to have a homeboy.

That's it. That's willing to take one for the team, huh? Yeah. You got to have that. Yeah. Drake got to understand that. Drake got to understand that. You know, if Wimby's there, you know he got his partners with him.

Yes. You know he got his teammates with him. Everybody got to get love. Everybody got to get love. In order to catch a lion, sometimes you got to sacrifice a goat. Yeah. Boy, hell no.

Boy, I can't wait. Oh, boy. Boy, you on fire tonight. My homeboy is that sacrificial goat. Yeah. In order to catch a lion, you got to sacrifice a goat.

Yeah, so that's what my homeboy for. I got this one, homeboy. Hey, ain't no problem. But you know, hey, he done been drinking. He looking at bad looking. Right. She looking like Halle Berry to him.

He don't know the difference. Please. And you know, hey, you know, alcohol was the original filter I don't know who dared to develop the filter on IG

and social media but alcohol was the original filter you be drinking that stuff you like I ain't I ain't have a drink

she stacked up right man look here wait alcohol messing with the senses like that to where it makes someone appear a little bit more appealing than they actually are

it makes you think you can fly so what if when you look at this woman at 2 o'clock at midnight and you done had about 5 or 6 are you serious you playing yes absolutely wait a minute I'm time out

chat y'all excuse me for being and sounding lame. I don't drink alcohol, so I'm trying to... Give me a better understanding on how someone consuming alcohol... It breaks down your inhibitions. That can make someone appear

more physically appealing from the eye because of what you drink. That makes absolutely no sense. Yes. That's why they call them beer goggles. That's why they call them beer goggles. That's why they call them beer goggles. Yeah. Yeah.

She looked good when you were drunk. But now you sober. Yes. That happened. Hey. How come I'm on the original field? Ask anybody in the chat. They'll tell you.

Now, that's a new one for me. I ain't never heard. I ain't never heard that. Yes. I was drunk. So this individual looks a little bit better than they do when I was when I was sober. She might be a two. You get enough drinks.

You'll be a 10. Give me an hour. She started out as a two and an hour. She was a 10. Oh, man, that's funny. Now, that's funny. But see, my homeboy, they ain't need no alcohol. Gotcha.

I'd never left home without it. He's like an American Express car when I was in high school, because I already know he's going to take it. He got you every time. Sharp, I got you. Now, you know, my friend, I ain't got nobody i already got i brought somebody for your friend i couldn't leave your friend out your friend is my friend right she a high three two high three two and few look you know how women travel hey look here on the Serengeti

all the wildebeest and the kudu and the antelope they not all the same speed all the women that's in together all of them ain't nines and tens now stop that just like everybody in the group everybody that

we travel with ain't professional athletes ain't got deep pockets. We understand that. Home girl probably got one that go take one for the team, too. Team, too. Y'all up there talking about shit, I can't believe you got some

home girl that'll take one for the team so you can go be with a Drake or whomever else that's interested in you. Every time. Every time. Every time. The game is a game. It ain't never changed.

It is what it is. You just got to learn how to play it. Hey. Take them off the team. That's crazy. Hey, that brings back memories, man. Damn! That's neither here nor there, but it does bring back memories.

Yeah, hey. Hmm? Hey. True story. I had a homeboy, told a chick. He said, look here. He said, you ugly, I'm ugly. Whoa, whoa.

Let's go fuck our ugly self to death. Real thoughts, what a guy I put it right now right down what he told me he said you ugly he was talking about you a bummer you a bummer a lot I'm ugly too that's why we work together

now come on oh man that's look here I promise you I know people think you know you know I might add a little yeast to the story every once in a while but

that is 1000% everything I said Ocho I make it funny but everything I said is true he's all of that. Straight out. I'm ugly. You ugly.

I'm ugly. You ugly. Might as well. We might as well make it do what it do. Make it real. Let go of my ugly self today. I ain't ugly. I ain't going to work today.

You can't tell. You can't tell nobody. They are not appealing to the eye. Everybody believes they are a 9 or a 10. I got a beer, and you better run a car guy. Yeah. Yeah, don't tell him. Man, please, Ojo.

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Ocho, have you seen the viral video of a text message screenshot between a client and a last tech? A last tech in Chicago had her Mercedes being set on fire by an angry customer. The client drove an hour to the last tech, refused to squeeze her in on the date's promise. And the client set the last tech's car on fire. And the car was on surveillance. There was a surveillance video of showing it happening.

Look at this, Ojo. Ooh. Hey, boy, listen. it's one thing about women there are two things they don't play with they don't play about they upkeep women do not play about they upkeep um now listen i'm sure maybe the chat knows for those that do know me throughout the years, I do lashes. So I understand what this woman is going through. I understand what she's going through. I don't condone that.

You don't touch nobody else's belongings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you got to pay for that. Yeah. You don't do nothing like that. No. But when it comes to lashes, I understand the importance of it. Because a set of lashes Can change everything about your appearance

Yeah Everything Yeah Everything And people in the chat Ladies, if y'all need some lashes You can go check my work On my YouTube tutorial

I can do whatever you want I can do If you're in a rush I can do strips If you want minks I can do minks I can do individuals Hybrid, mega volume Classic If you want minks, I can do minks. I can do individuals.

Hybrid, mega volume, classic. Let me know what you need. Volume, I do it all. I'll do that. I'll do that. Not you, not you. I'm just trying to... I'm just plugging my business. I'm just plugging my business.

I get it, Ocho. But I mean, I ain't really... Look, I was out the game, so I didn't really know anything. I ain't know nothing about no BBLs, about no fake lashes. I ain't know nothing about no fake nothing, because I was in a relationship. So I ain't know nothing about that. Wait, if you was in a relationship, she,

I mean, that's a part of her upkeep. No, no, no. She didn't have no BBLs. Lashes. Her lashes were naturally long. Long? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We all ain't able. We all ain't able. And so I was like, until I came to California.

Now, I knew about, you know, getting your eyebrows and stuff like that because I let my daughter coax me into going to get my eyebrows threaded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and my son. She told me, come on come on daddy it don't hurt i'm like he i told my son said key you gonna do it he's like yeah i'll do it if you do it i said

okay but see he got thick brows he got right right yeah he got it yeah yeah yeah man we both up in Man, that threading. Yeah. I said, oh, Lord. After my kid coming down my bed, I say, oh, no. Never, ever would I do this again. That's it. One time, you out, huh? Mm-mm. Yeah. I remember.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Let her talk me and kid to that bull jive. Oh, no. Yeah. I'll never forget. I took classes when I was in college. When I was at Santa Monica Junior College, I took cosmetology classes. And obviously, I was taking it because I needed the credit just to be able to play, to get on the field.

But then I started. This is the funny thing about it. I started to take the classes serious. And I got a better understanding about, you know what? I thought about how much money I could save. Look about the money I could save if I'm dealing with a woman. I don't have to pay for her upkeep. I'll pay for it. I ain't paying for it when I can do it myself. So I'm like a one-stop shop. Listen, I can do your hair. I can do your nails. I can do your makeup. I can do makeup and all. I do all that. I do makeup. I can do wigs, lace front.

I can braid. Matter of fact, it's so funny. Three of the best, three of the best hairstylists right now in the world. Black folk. Yeah.

You know, I put them on. I put them on. I don't ask for no credit. I just let them act like they do everything. They color wigs. They lay wigs.

Listen, and I hope one day they give my credit. Arrogantigs, they lay wigs. Listen, and I hope one day they give my credit. Arrogant Tay, I know you're going to see this. Anytime you want to give my credit. Lonzo, Lonzo,

Jonathan, tell them who put you on. Like, I started, I started them boys in that business of, you know, boom. Nigga,

laying it down to the T. I was one of the best in college when it came to doing wigs and coloring wigs and doing lace fronts and installing. Like, I did that. That was me.

But I had to go play football. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Doing hair wasn't in my ministry unless it had to do with my woman. You feel me? Mm-hmm. But anyway, I just wanted to share that little piece my sister used to

tweeze her eyebrows wait that that hurt yeah and then and then draw some in i said why don't you I was like, oh, shit. Why you pluck them out? You serious? Yes. I went to school with a girl. She plucked the eyelashes. She plucked the eyelashes. Wait, she plucked the eyelashes and then put strips in, obviously. No, she had no eyelashes. I don't know if she got some now, but that's what she did in high school.

Women will do two, two, but that's what she did in high school. Women will do two, two, and that's for guys. Women will go all out. Hmm. Man, Ocho, I Women said they don't do nothing for men. This is for them.

This is for their upkeep so they can feel better about themselves. Ocho, I saw a lady working in the airport, not walking through it with a BBL. Well, how do you know that? You see what you did? You see what you did? I said the same thing.

I was like, what? But what if it was natural? Because you know, our women are born... You know you a BBL. You can't have a turkey drumstick on a toothpick and talk about it's real. Oh, okay, okay. It ain't matching. It wasn't matching.

Yeah. Okay, okay. I understand. I understand. But you have to understand what it does now. You know, men, we are visual creatures. We are visual creatures. So women have a great understanding that the better, if you enhance your appearance.

Well, you wouldn't be Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. As a matter of fact, Jordan was laughing. I said, Jordan, why she? Right. Hey, Jordan, why she? Right. Hey, Jordan, you know a lot of men be passing through the airport. She tried to get one.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I was getting ready to say. Jordan was laughing. Jordan was with me. I said, Jordan, why she do that? Jordan just done me good. You know men be coming through the airport. Hey, get a number and come back. Tell me, you know, you know men be coming through the airport. They buy A's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a number and come back. I say, man, stop it. I think that's why a lot of women do it. Obviously, obviously for themselves, but the appearance, when you want to enhance your appearance, it increases the volume of men trying to get at you. A different type of man.

But hold on though, Ocho. Yeah. Now, you do realize every three years they change the body style on a car. Yes, sir. So, you know the BBL now.

It's about time to change the body style on a woman, right? Okay, now. Okay. Do you think you think curves will ever go away?

Curves will never go out of style depending on where you're from. There used to be a time that Curz wasn't in style. Everybody wanted flat boots. Except the sisters, they couldn't do nothing about it.

Oh, okay. I'm off of the same. They wanted big, they had big chest ironing boards. The sisters always had, the sisters had little chest and big butts.

They always had them donkeys. Right. I don't think that'll ever go anywhere though. I don't think it'll ever go anywhere. I don't think the evolution of the ass will never die. I see more women doing glute videos, doing sumo

squats, belt squats, Bulgarians, split lunges, lunges and all that. Trying to get rid of that. Yeah, trying to accentuate it. Okay. You're right. I mean, TNT is on. Yeah, for sure. I don't knock nobody. That's you. I just ain't going to pay for it now.

I'm just telling you now. I got limits or not. Wait, you got limits? Yeah, I ain't going to pay for that. You pay all the bills. You buy Chanel bags. You buy Birkins. I'm not. You buy Birkins. What did I tell you?

You don't want to get no BBL? What did I tell you my grandfather say? Be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat. Now, you putting all them BBLs and you putting them fillers in and you putting them boogs in and another snake going to come right along and that frog that you fattened up another snake gonna eat it that's a good one right there now you said you ate give me the stuff back that you gave her because you're not gonna let her have it out on a date with another dude now just imagine the more the more nice tender plump lips

kissing on him and doing other things. I can't even talk about it on digital. Them lips, yeah. Yeah, that hurt. Just the thought of it. But I need all mine back. I'm just saying, at any point, I'm just obviously speaking hypothetical.

If I paid for, you know, your breasts to get done, if I paid for your lips, or if I paid for, you know, your body, just whatever it might be, and we don't work out, I need them C-cups. I need them C-cups back.

Man, I need them C-cups back. I need that ass getting them back Man, I need them C-cups back I need that ass back Give me, I need all that Run me that Run me that back And you had the new dude Send you to Dr. Young Miami Dr. Jung

Jung Miami Down in Houston And Dr. Miami Let them No, I need my ass And my titties back And my lip filler Give me them lip fillers too

Matter of fact You know what Take them lashes off too Cause I put them lashes. Give me them lip fillers too. As a matter of fact, you know what? Take them lashes off too because I put them lashes on. Give me them lashes and then give me that goddamn wig. I can let my next chick

use that wig. I mean, think about it. They know nice, full, plump lips. The most succulent lips that you used to bite on. Yeah.

And somebody else getting that Gluck Gluck 3000 special. Yo, baby, you rolling over. Yeah, yeah. Listen, the game is the game, huh? The game is the game. She eating on somebody else's blizzy.

Yeah. You know, here I used to be for you, Ocho. Now she on somebody else's blizzy. Hey, I used to have a saying. I used to have a saying. You know, I've been saying it on Twitter for a very long time. I've been telling young fellas and preaching for a very long time. She's not yours. It's just your turn. You can take it to the depths and to the courthouse and make it official. And sometimes, statistically, when you look at that, it's still a case not yours. And, you know, but I mean, it's just life.

It's just the way it is, huh? It's the way it is, man. You know, you go in with dreams and aspirations of wanting to be with an individual for the rest of your life, sometimes it just doesn't work that way. It don't. It's just the way it comes. That's all I'm saying. Like I said, I ain't got no problem. Yeah, I'm going to take care of the bill

because once I leave, he can take that over. But you ain't fit to take no lips and all them fillers and that boot. Oh, no. Oh. I could never let you walk out with that.

But you taking back, I'm just curious. You taking back jewelry and purses too? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, you let him keep jewelry and purses? I let him keep the jewelry. See, when I say I take it back, I had it. Right.

But I didn't give it. Because they ticked me off before they got it got it okay so i still got them right somebody else gonna be lucky to get that i got that rail bag in a in a in in black yeah that big gold when she got yeah yeah i got the uh i got a uh lv that don't like a limited edition lv i got oh i got a bunch of stuff hey so you like drink you got you got a LV that don't like a limited edition LV. I got, oh, I got a bunch of stuff. Hey, so you like Drake,

you got, you got a bunch of stuff just waiting on the right one to come along to be able to bless him. Yep. That's dope. That's live.

That's live. Oh, my sister gonna be walking around. Oh, my sister gonna be walking around with a $25 bag. Oh, but she got a bunch of them.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's for sure that's live that's live I'm just thinking about it man just like oh hell nah uh uh honey

you finna leave me let me get that ass and them titties back I'm just in general like if you get somebody how you

how you gonna how you gonna I've invested my money to help you with your appearance and then now you... Oh, we don't work out. Now you're going to the next man and he get to play with what I paid for.

I'm going to bring him down tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to do a segment. I'm going to show you the stuff that I got. For real? Yeah. I got a couple of bags that I got that I got. For real? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a couple of bags. I got a couple of bags.

A little stare. Yeah. You know? Yeah, for sure. That's live. As a matter of fact, one of them might have Christmas wrappers on it. I think one of them might have Christmas wrappers on it. I might have to take it out of the Christmas wrapper.

Man, that's crazy. Ocho, change the sound. Now it's time for, ooh, this, that's crazy. Ocho, change it out. Now it's time for, whoo, this is a good one. Ocho, this is a doozy. This is a doozy, Ocho. Now it's time for Nightcap After Dark. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh, Nightcap After Dark. I got... Ocho, I'm very excited for us to talk about this story, Ocho. Take my jacket off. Yeah. I'm going to let the story speak for itself. Let's take a listen, Ocho.

This is the wildest ask uncut we have ever received. I'm at an absolute loss. My fiance and I have been together for six years. We have an amazing relationship, and shortly after we got engaged, we decided to make our secret fantasy a reality. I asked my fiance if he would be willing to have a threesome, a one-off experience for us both before we get married. We both agreed to doing this and I ended up asking a friend of mine if she would be willing. We all agreed and after a lot of great communication, we worked out what we were okay with and how it would all go down. Fast forward to the night, we all had quite a bit to drink. To be honest, the whole night felt like an exciting blur.

Last week, she called and dropped an absolute bombshell on us. She called me when I was at work and told me that she was pregnant. I don't even have words. Pregnant. Pregante. And that my fiance is a father. I called fiance straight away he said oh my god i actually think the condom did break but i was too drunk to remember or to even think about talking about it she's decided to keep the baby holy shit i know she says i feel really blindsided i have no idea what to do how do i even process this my fiance and i do want kids together one day but the idea of him having a baby with another woman makes me feel sick. How do we explain this to friends and family?

How do we know if this can even work? I feel so overwhelmed. I don't know. Oh, hell nah. Hell nah. Boy, hey. Man, listen, listen. I like the energy.

I like the enthusiasm, the spice of the relationship, you know, to do things a little different. I like that part. But I don't like the back end. What you expect? Anything could go wrong, Ocho. Wait, wait. Listen, the threesome, I have a beautiful idea.

Beautiful idea. Having fun with the role playing, doing whatever, whatever. People do different things. I have a beautiful idea. Beautiful idea. Having fun with the role playing. Whatever, whatever. People do different things. But she got pregnant and she kept it. She going to keep it, yeah. But she said the girl was her friend.

Okay. So obviously, not only is it a friend, it's somebody that you trust and confide in and understanding that, you know what, we can do this, I trust you, and nothing is going to get out. And dude just, and he don't remember. And then they was drunk with the night was a blur.

Yes. Oh, come on now. Every time alcohol is involved. Now first, now you get people pregnant when you're drunk. And obviously when you get drunk too, or you drink alcohol, excuse me,

people start to look better than they normally do. Oh, Joe, yes. See. Oh, hell nah. Alcohol changes your behavior. It doesn't change your morals. You see, alcohol, see, a drunk mind,

a drunk mouth is a sober mind thought. See, because, see, it won't allow you to do anything you didn't think about, at least sober. And then drinking gives you the ability. It breaks down the inhibitions. Things that you wouldn't normally do. That's why they call it liquid courage. Why do you think they call it liquid courage? Because all of a sudden you get this, man, I can do this.

Bro, you can't fly. We 20 stories up. You can't do it. man, I can do this. Bro, you can't fly. We 20 stories up. You can't do it. Yes, I can. He realized, but it's too late, that he can't fly. Right. Yes, Ocho. That's bad.

That's what I'm saying. Ocho, I would never do a threesome. Oh, whoa. Time out. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. You played in the NFL for a very long time You played in the NFL a very long time Ocho, you know my saying, Ocho

I like my women like basketball One on one And as little dribbling as possible I'm going to the paint, I'm going to back them down, Ocho I'm backing them down, that's all I want, Ocho That's all I want, Ocho It ain't no two on one It ain't no two on one. It ain't no two on one.

Ain't none of that. I need a one on one. Me and you, we at the park. Okay. Come on with it now. Listen, I'm just asking. Oh, no. I'm just asking.

I mean, I just, I ain't never had one. I ain't never had one. I just thought you might have. I wouldn't even think about it now. I wouldn't even think in today's, me being who I am. You won't even get on the elevator with people. So I know you ain't think about it now.

I was talking about, you know, 30 years ago at some point, maybe some time in college. No? Hey, Ocho, hey. I'm on the island by myself. I'm prim, hey, Ocho, I'm eight. Uh-huh. I'm on the island by myself.

I'm primetime. Right, right, right. Hey, what up, me and you, baby? What you got, buddy? Right. That's it. That's funny.

Obviously, Chad, y'all know my, I know my situation. I've shared it before. I'm in a position where I can't, I can't handle

threesome unk and I already got, I already got one right here in the household making fun of me now. Can you imagine? So if I, listen, I ask for a threesome, not only am I embarrassing her, I'm going to embarrass the person that's going to know,

ooh, this is what you got to sleep with every night? I can't embarrass people like that. And then, you know, people ask me, boy, why your girl, why she call you 33? Why she call you 33? And then, well, now you know.

Three inches in three minutes. That's all you get. That's all you're getting out of me. I ain't got nothing else for you. I ain't got nothing else for you. I can't do it, Ojo. I can't do it, Ojo. I can't.

I can't. Ojo, you know it's going to go wrong. Yeah, yeah. Well, not all the time. I think I do it, Ojo. Ojo, I can't. I can't. Ojo, you know it's going to go wrong. Yeah, yeah. Well, not all the time. I think I've heard, I've heard, I've heard successful threesome stories. I mean, I'm sure there are successful ones.

And normally, normally couples that have been married, have been together for a very long time, they like to spice their relationship up and bring somebody into the bedroom. I've heard the stories before. I've read it in books. Nope.

I ain't going to do no swinging. I ain't going to do no swinging. Wait, you ain't never been to the swing club? You don't got to participate. I've been to the park. I went to the park. I used to go to the park all the time and I got on the swing.

That's the only swing I'm doing. Listen, come to Miami. I used to jump out the back, land on my feet, drop out the front, do the Simone Biles. I was doing the Simone Biles because Simone Biles

gave me about, you know, 360. Right. Oh, no. You know what? I think you should come to Miami. I don't want to go there.

Stay with me now. I'm going to take you to Trapeze or I'm going to take you to Red Velvet. Now, we ain't got to participate

but we can watch we can do the show from the Swingers Club yeah man you think I'm going to let somebody I'm going to be there

while somebody blow my old lady back out oh no and beat the beat the beat the brakes on my old lady

I mean no way you gotta you gotta that's what I'm saying. Yo, that's why I go, that's why I came. That's why. Oh, man.

Hey, hey, look at man. Y'all, hey, y'all know, hey, sex is not a team sport. It's a one-on-one sport. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, it depends. It depends on, it depends on who you are.

I don't know who I am. It's been team. I don't know, no part of that, Ocho, no, no. Man,

look, Ocho, I'm in a different place now. Right, right, right, right. I'm in a different place.

I understand. But listen, I'm extremely, Ocho, this is what I'm telling you, no means no. Right. No means no. Right. Baby means no.

Right. Yes means no tomorrow. Yes means no. Hey, bro. Uh-uh. Are you sure? Are you 100% categorically for certain? Right.

Nah, we go, hey, hey, look here. We're not going to do this tonight. Right. Tomorrow. I want you to think do this tonight. Right. Tomorrow. I want you to think about this for 24 hours. Yeah. Oh, no. That's funny.

That one night, what? I ain't never, hey, I ain't going home with you. At all, huh? No, no, no. Man, punk. I'm mad. I'm mad you got to live like live like that man i'm okay i'm good i'm listening i'm i'm thinking about like what we talk about i'm thinking about the good days the good times you know as the the younger me you know the the having fun and and you know exploring and and and doing

some of the things i would probably never do, ever do now in my 50s. I would never do it now at 56. But, you know, it's, ah, man, just reliving those days and thinking about them. But don't think I didn't think. I don't think I didn't think about it now. Okay, okay, you thought, okay, okay. Oh, yeah.

Well, it's one thing to think, but then it's one thing to think, but actually putting it in action is even much better. But I just always felt somebody going to dime me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tough. That's tough. You always got to do it with somebody you trust.

Somebody, you know, long, long, 10, 15-year relationships or friendships in general are the ones you can trust when you want to do things. You know, you want somebody you just like, hey, you know, you see all these movies, you meet somebody on the plane

or you meet somebody at the grocery store. Yeah. And you know, that's what I want. I want somebody I've known 15 years. They ain't no fun in that.

Okay. Wait, but knowing them that long but never went there. Never, never, you know, no type of, you know, interest in that way, especially horizontally or vertically. Yeah.

Depending on what you're into. All right, Ocho. It's time for your favorite segment right now. What we got? What we got? Bello Cinco. Hold on. It's cold as hell in here.

I got to... Go ahead. Put your jacket back on. Nah, I don't need it. I just want to show y'all Show y'all my hat I'm ready Oh you

Aw man Ocho you remember last time You were over with that hat That hat bad look I ain't going over tonight I ain't going over tonight Okay Ocho Tonight

Is all Current NBA players name You have to spell Their last names Oh come on man I don't know them boys like that This is the easiest

This is the easiest one You ever gonna get He played in tonight's game He's the point guard For the New Orleans Pelicans And his name Is CJ.J. McCollum. McCollum. Please

use the word McCollum in a sentence. C.J. McCollum missed the last shot tonight that would have won the game for the Pelicans. McCollum. C.J. McCollum. M-C

C-O-L-L-U-M. CJ McCollum. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. The next one is Bismarck Biambo. The last name is Biambo.

What? Is that, is that, wait a minute. Is that of Nigerian descent? I think he's from Congo. Biambo. Wait, say it again. I'm going to get this. I don't care.

Chat, this is for y'all. Chat, I'm going to get this. Biambo. Biambo. Biambo. Biambo. B-O-M-B-O. B-Y-O-M-B-O. B-Y-O-M-B-O. B-Y-O-M-B-O. B-Y-O-M-B-O.

Okay, here we go. B-I-Y-A-M-B-O. Close. Damn. B-I-Y-O-M-B-O. B-Y-O-M-B-O. Close. Damn. B-I-Y-O-M-B-O. B-I-Y-O-M-B-O. Damn. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's one and one. One and one. I'm ready. His last name is Siakam.

His first name is Pascal. Pascal Siakam. Spell Siakam. His first name is Pascal. Pascal Siakam. Spell Siakam. Wait. That's the one from the Raptors. He used to play with the Raptors. He got traded to the Indiana Pacers now. He's currently on the Pacers.

He went number 43. Am I right? Yep. S-I-A-K-A-M. Pascal Siakam. Yeah, okay. And I only know that because I've seen him play multiple times, and I remember how to spell that last name.

Hey, let's go. Yeah. This guy also played. I'm not getting no more wrong. I'm not getting no more wrong. I'm telling you. I'm like that. Let's go.

This guy played tonight. He played for the Pelicans also. He's of Lithuanian descent. Valanchunas. Oh, hell no. Come on, huh? You know I don't know how to spell no valentine? V-A-L-A-N-C-I-U-N-A-S.

Valanchunas. You cheat. Ain't no way in hell I was going to get that right. You going to get this one. Okay, here we go. Where we at? He's of Nigerian descent. You cheat, ain't no way hell I was gonna get that right. You go get this one. You go get this one. Okay, here we go. Where we at? Where we at? Where we at?

He's of Nigerian descent. Okay, I'm Nigerian. I'm a Yahoo boy. He was raised in Greece and he's known as the Greek freak. His name is Yantis Antetokounmpo. Yantis Antetokounmpo. What? Anta.

Anta. A-N-T-I-K-O-U-M-P-U. A-N-T-E-T-O-K-O-U-N-M-P-O. Antetokounmpo. Gian. Antetokounmpo. Giannis Antetokounmpo. That's a hard one. I ain't... Listen, that's a hard one.

And the bonus is... McKay Luke. Who? McKay Luke. Wait, use it in a sentence. Fi. Huh? Oh, yeah. Fi. sentence. Fee. Huh? Oh, yeah, fee.

Fee. McKay Luke. McKay Luke is an accurate three-point shooter. McKay Luke. McKay. McKay. For some reason, I think it's MCK. Okay.

McKay Luke. L-C-K. Okay. McKay Luke. L-U-K-E. M-Y-K-H-A-I-L-I-U-K. C, McKay Luke. How in the hell was I going to get that? What the hell was I going to get that? What the hell? So let me guess. You wanted me to give you Curry, James, and Durant, huh?

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founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Now, it's time for your revenge. Oh, yeah. Last segment of the night. And it's time to dunk on... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I got to get to it. I got to get to it.

All right, here we go. Let me open these up a little bit. Hey. I ain't going to get none of them tonight, don't you? Oh, no. Oh, no. You ain't getting these. Trust me. Hey, it's cold? Oh, no. Oh, no. You ain't getting these. Trust me.

Hey, it's cold as hell here. Hold on. Shit. Hey, trust and believe you're not getting these. You might have a great football knowledge. Great football knowledge. But tonight, Dunk on Unk is about basketball. It's about basketball.

We're in the playoffs. We're in the playoffs. We're in the playoffs. So, let me put my hoodie back on. Look at my guns, them 30 inch pythons. Yeah, I see them. I see them. Oh yeah, it's on, it's on, chat. Chat, we got him on the ropes for the first question, chat.

We got him on the ropes. Okay, first question. You ready? Yep. Michael Jordan has the highest playoff point per game average in NBA history at 33.4 per game. Which active player is second all time? active player is second all time with the most active

point per game average right now second all time if I'm not mistaken I think he's from Slovenia I'm going to say Luka Doncic you know what you know what I'm going to do that was just a warm up question that's all

is it right you got it right You know what? You know what I'm going to do? That was just a warm-up question. That's all. Hello. Is it right? I think you tell me. Yeah, you got it right. You got it right. You got it right. Listen, it was just a warm-up question. I'm like Steve Barham on the sideline

with the Clippers do so good. Yeah. Listen, that was a lead-up question. Okay. So I can humble you on the second question. Obviously, you know Luka averages 32 a game. That was really easy. That's why I gave you that.

I gave you that one on purpose. I appreciate that. But you ain't going to get this one, though. Okay. I'm going to show you. This is how you humble them, Chad.

Watch this. Which head coach has the most regular season victories without winning an NBA title? Yeah. Which head coach has the most regular season victories without winning an NBA title? Yeah. Which head coach has the most regular season victories without winning an NBA title?

Yeah. Uh-huh. I'm going to go. It's one or two. I'm going to say. It's one or two. I'm going to say Don Nelson. Are you sure? Are you sure you want to say Don Nelson? I want to say Don Nelson.

Motherfucker. That boy ain't good. Boy, I'm telling you. Oh, Joe, when you give me that, I'm telling you When you give me that I'm just going through It's going through the computer It's rapidly going through the computer And then I got to spit it out

Nah, man You cheating over there, man Where Ash at, man? Ash in the cut Tell him don't be helping you back there, man Listen, Don Nelson was the correct answer He has 1,335 regular season wins, most all time without a championship,

followed by the Jazz coach, Jerry Sloan. Yeah. Okay, number three, number three. Number three, here we go. Chat, we got him on this one, chat. There is only one finals MVP winner that is eligible for the Hall of Fame that has not been voted in.

Who is that player? There's only one finals MVP winner that is eligible for the Hall of Fame that has not been voted in. Who is that player? Wow. He's eligible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where that database

at? Hold on. Give me a second. Give me a second now because I got to run through this thing right quick. All right. All right. He's currently eligible or he will be eligible. He's currently eligible. Currently eligible. 69. 69 oh man

yeah I know Cornbread Maxwell I don't know who Cedric Cornbread Maxwell them. Who? Cedric Cornbread Maxwell. Come on. Come on, Joe. Y'all cheating over there, man.

Nah, hell nah, man. Somebody over there, man. Hey, you got to hold your hands up, man. You typing on something, man. You got gotta hold your hands up man You typing on something man You gotta hold your hands up Hey chat ain't no way in hell He was the finals MVP in 1981 When the Celtics beat the Rockets Larry Bird scored

Eight points in both games Five and six Cedric Cornbread Maxwell I think he's out of University of Charlotte. Hell nah. Hell nah. Nah, I ain't going for that. Hey, put your hands in the air on this next question, man. I got to make sure you ain't typing nothing. You got the first three right, man.

Something ain't right. LeBron James has played in 282 playoff games, most in NBA history. Who is behind him with 259 games played? Oh, I got this. He's right here. They were easy right here. Who this?

He was left-handed. He played with the Lakers, played with the Jazz, played with OKC, Derrick Fisher. Fuck, man. That's what I did man. I'm happy. I'm happy.

Well, that computer on you, I'm telling you. Chat, he cheating. Chat, chat, y'all got to do something, man. Something ain't right, man. I put that on my credit. If y'all can see something, look in his glasses. Just look in his glasses and let me know if you see something.

Question number five. Michael Jordan only faced one player that outscored him in a playoff series. Oh, my God. It was during the 1985 playoffs. Who was that player?

1985. If you get this, I'm walking out. Oh, my goodness. I'm assuming it was with the Bucs. The guy had to be with the Bucs because he went out in the playoffs. In the first round, his first three appearances. Who's with the Bucs because he went out in the playoffs. In the first round, his first three appearances. Who's with the Bucs? Who was good on the Bucs back then?

Jason Terry. Oh, my goodness. Giannis? Terry Cummings. Don't do me. Hey, chat. Come on, man. Hey, chat.

Something ain't right, man. Hey, chat. Nah, you cheating, man. Nah, you the hell not. Nah, you cheating, man. Nah, you the hell not. Nah, you cheating. That ain't no computer. That's AI. That ain't no computer.

That's AI. Nah, man. Y'all better stop playing with me. I told y'all, man. Let me look at the chat, man. The chat got to see something. Ain't nothing to see. Ain't nothing to see something. I ain't got to see. I ain't got to see.

He went to DePaul University. Nah, Uncle, you're cheating, man. Oh, how am I going to cheat? I'm saying the answers. They don't know the answers in the chat. No, you know what? You're looking at the chat. See the chat? The chat give you the answer, man. That's their answers. They don't know the answers in the chat. No, you know what? You're looking at the chat. See the chat?

The chat give you the answer, man. That's their fault. They listen to the question, and then they put it in the chat, and then you read it from the chat. I put it on my granny. No, you got to close your eyes. You got to close your eyes on this last one. Okay. You got to close your eyes.

Okay. Because there ain't no way in hell you're getting all these, man. Hell no. Well, these is hard questions, you getting all these, man. Hell no. Well, these is hard questions, man, because I don't even know these. I know you don't. I know you don't. I'm a student of the culture.

I study sports. I've been studying sports since 87. This was in 85, you know, T. Last question. You got to close your eyes. Don't cheat. Don't even look at the chat.

Who was the last four-year college player to go number one overall in the NBA draft? Who was the last four-year college player to go number one in the NBA draft? Kenya Martin in 1999. Yeah, okay, that's a good one. I knew you was going to know that one

because even I knew that one. Oh! Hold on. And you know why I knew that one? Where did Kenyon Martin go to college? University of Cincinnati. That's why I knew that one. Okay. Okay.

All right. You know, you did. Hey, listen. You did your big one tonight. But I think the first four, the chat helped you. The chat helped you. Because you got the chat right in front of you. I went five for five the last two nights, Ocho.

Because the chat is, I just caught on like when I asked the question, the chat be putting the answers in there. The chat didn't know, chat, that y'all know y'all ain't helping me with none of these. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It just dawned on me. It just dawned on me. So as I asked the question, the chat started putting the answers. The chat didn't know. Hold on, let me finish. Let me finish. You're wait, you're relax, you're ponder for a minute, As I ask the question, the chat start putting answers. The chat didn't know. Hold on, let me finish. Let me finish.

You'll wait, you'll relax, you'll ponder for a minute, and you'll process it because you already see it in the chat, but you'll wait a little bit, and then you'll say the answer. The chat didn't know Cornbread Maxwell. They didn't know Cornbread. I knew Cornbread. Because they... I didn't give you his first name. I gave you his nickname, what they called him. Yeah, because first name I gave you his nickname what they called him

yeah because somebody in the chat said the nickname too yeah Ojo the boy you cheated you cheated

nah man you cheated Ojo I mean you almost had me a couple times Ojo you almost had me a couple times, little Joe. You almost had me a couple times, little Joe. No, you cheated. You cheated me.

I mean, I'm like, man. I mean, I'm like, hold on. You cheated me. I'm convinced. There's no way you're able to process sports like that. I am, actually. Different genres. Genres?

Errors. Errors. I mean, like, now I can do it. I can do it. But just, no. Ocho, I'm telling you, Ocho, I'm good with this stuff. Nah. Tracking field, basketball, baseball, football, Ocho.

Listen, I can only do that. I'm just being honest. I can only do that with soccer, soccer, basketball, football. Nah, you ask me some soccer, I ain't got nothing. Yeah, I can only do that. I mean, go back 80s, 70s. I ain't got that. Basketball, I got to work on that.ball I gotta work on that

Alright Ocho it's time for our last segment of the day and it's called Q&A Q&A Q&A Q&A Q&A Q&A

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us for those strong work ethic but we're not afforded the same opportunity to be successful as other has that's really hard because sometimes you can work and that's that's the frustrating part about

about an Ocho is that sometimes you can work and that's the frustrating part about an Ocho is that sometimes you can work so hard and then you look and somebody else is getting ahead of you and you don't think they're working as hard as you are. And that can be very frustrating. But at the end of the day,

I just like, well, I'm just going to continue to work. And if God sees fit for me to move a step up, that's what it is. Cause I can't do, I can't do anything about that old Joe. Cause I don't know that person's situation. What's hard, what's hard work to me or not hard work to me might be extenuating to them right so it is

frustrating I mean come on we've all been there hey man I'm doing all this I'm working my tail off and I'm looking over here this dude come out the game he already got he run them little sorry routes and I'm working my butt off he got 10 catch he leave the game with 10 catches I got six

listen sometimes it's the way the cookie and I'm working my butt off and he got 10 catches. He lead the game with 10 catches and I got six. Listen, sometimes it's the way the cookie crumbles. Sometimes you put in all the work and you don't get the results. Sometimes you put in all the work and you don't get the results you want. Somebody else maybe cuts a corner, maybe doesn't put in the work

that you have. I mean, it happens. No, there's this old saying, this old adage, at times life isn't fair. It's not. And it's because of situations like that. You're doing all the right things, doing all the things people are saying you're supposed to do. If you work hard, well, the results are supposed to show themselves. All the time you put in hard work or you sacrifice, sometimes the results don't always show up.

But how about this? What if that aspect is fair? As long as you don't measure your success by what somebody else is doing that you determine is not working as hard as you. You see, a lot of times what gets us frustrated is that we're measuring our worth by their success. Okay. I like that. You see what I'm saying, Ocho? So, man, I'm doing all this. But that was the thing. And I started like, once I stopped measuring my success by what others did

right life became a lot easier Ocho it's a lot less stressful you don't have I didn't have the headaches that I had because I was worried about like well you know what? Maybe life feels fair. Yeah. Maybe this is what your life was meant to be. Mm-hmm. You know, one thing that'll always keep you down? What?

Comparing your life to somebody else's. Comparison. Comparison is the thief of joy. Joy. It absolutely is. Every time.

Mm-hmm. Every time. Yep. Well, hell, I'm putting in the work. How come I ain't got that? Well, I work this job. How come I ain't driving that? Man.

Shit, boy. I told you I had a girlfriend. They taking all these vacations. They go here. They go there. And I know you got more money than them. Uh-oh. Get it together, uncle. What you told him money than them. Uh-oh. Get it together, Uncle.

What you told them? Hold on. Wait. Before you say what you told them, let me give them a... I know you're going to give me a good one. Go ahead. I'm ready now.

I was like... I was like... But that's their life. That's not our life. Okay. You're trying to live their life over here at the end of the day at the end of the day ocho you can only be who you are right i said i'm not a vacation type of guy and i told you that and you were okay with that

until you want to live. Until your friends started saying, well, Shannon got all this money. He's doing this. He's doing that. Why don't y'all go here? Y'all can stay in a nicer place than what I stayed in. So now they're putting pressure on you. You bring that back and put pressure on me.

So you allowing them to mess up our home. Which happens all the time. Happens all the time. Robert Paul Jr. said, Hey Uncle Nocho, it's always a great time on the show. It's my birthday.

Do you think I can get a shout out? Thanks a million. If either of you ever want to create a children's book, look me up. I'm an illustrator. Stay blessed. Robert Paul. Thank you, bro. Appreciate all the support that you've given Nightcap, Unc, and Ocho.

Thank you for the support. Thank you for tuning in, catching us. And you know what? I might take you up on that offer, Robert. Might take you up on that offer. Happy birthday. Raheem Cunningham said, Hey, my older brother, Ricky,

about to get married to his fiancee states in two weeks in Jamaica. Could you give them a special shout out? Oh, Joe, if you don't mind, you can come to Jamaica, crash the wedding. We love nightcap. Oh, yeah.

Congratulations to you and your beautiful bride. Destination wedding. Oh, man, that's incredible. Congrats. Congrats. Man. Guys, I hope. Oh, man, that's incredible. Congrats. Congrats. Guys, I hope you have a long, long, happy, healthy

marriage. If you need somebody to perform, let me know. Perform what? At the wedding. What you gonna perform? What instrument you play? No, I'm gonna sing Two Occasions. You only think I do a day or night? You only think of you? Oh, Lord, have mercy.

On two occasions. Lord, have mercy. Kemper Norwood Jr. said, do y'all like lemon cake or strawberry cake better? Neither one. Yellow cake chocolate icing. Yellow cake chocolate icing. Yellow cake chocolate icing.

Betty Crocker, they sell it at Publix. Yellow cake chocolate icing. Talk to me. I like the lemon cake that Ash occasionally brings me from Starbucks. But probably strawberry. Come on, man. Strawberry. Yeah. but probably strawberry come on man strawberry yeah now i like red velvet but only from the lady that's in glenville she only makes it she's the only that's the only red velvet cake i like it's got it's got to be that i ain't never had no red velvet cake ever yeah all I eat, all I've eaten is my Betty Crocker

yellow cake chocolate icing and I eat cupcakes from Publix and birthday cakes from Publix because I don't know what kind of cake they be using at Publix, but golly. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy says, out of all things you guys own, collect, which are your most

meaning? Which has the most meaning? My kids. You didn't collect them. And you don't own them. I did collect them. I collect kids like Pokemons. Let me think.

What you got? What you got? Because I don't really collect anything. Oh, I don't collect. I don't collect. I used to collect paper money. So I had paper money, currency. Oh, currency.

OK. OK. Oh, from different places. No. U.S. So I have every denomination from a dollar bill all the way to $10,000. Okay. So I have a one, two, five, ten, twenty, hundred,

five hundred thousand, five thousand, ten thousand. They made, I think they made seven, one hundred thousand, but I think they're either private collectors or they're all in the Smithsonian now. Right. I have... I gave my grandmother for like $30 worth of silver dollars.

I gave her $2,000 because I just wanted them because I knew she had them for a long time. So that, probably those silver dollars. Probably those. Probably those. Ioud of those.

I had a watch. My brother got me a watch for graduation, but I don't know what happened to it. I don't know. Damn, I ain't got shit. I'm for real. You ain't got no soccer jersey? What's your most prized soccer jersey you collect them

oh man I got every I got so many um my most prized one you know what I'm gonna have to go with that George Campos

that George that George Campos jersey that he just signed for me man you remember the you remember when the the old throwback football and basketball jersey was out nah oh the baggy ones yeah yeah yeah yeah man i remember that i wish they'd come back in so i could start wearing them again lady ray says shout out to what are two things you're

looking forward to this summer and at least one thing has to be non-work related this summer and at least one thing has to be non-work related this summer i don't do nothing in the summer i mean i do the same thing in the summer i do in the spring fall and winter yeah smoke cigars play video games we got uh That's it. We got... Oh! I'm taking the kids to Dubai, man. I'm tripping. Where? In the summer.

I forgot about that. We always do our annual trip at the beginning of the summer. When all the kids are home, I'm taking all the kids to Dubai. I forgot about that. Yeah. We got some big stuff planned. I can't tell about it yet.

I'm ready. Let me know. Let me know. I cut my trip short. I just hope it doesn't overlap. We got scheduled. I'll make sure it won't. I'll make sure it won't.

We only stand for a schedule. Yeah, I'll make sure it won't. I'll make sure it won't. We only stand for a week. Yeah. Yeah, I got some plans coming up. I'm going to let y'all in on the plans. Lanny Ray, hold on to that. We got some plans. We got something brewing. It's been under wraps, but it's going to be unwrapped.

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