Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Larsa Pippen & Marcus Jordan breakout, Sex in Olympic Villages, Ocho's trivia revenge

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Marcus Jordan & Larsa Pippen calling it quits, debate how important sex will be for OIympic athletes in Paris this summer, & much much more! 03:00 - Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan end their relationship  18:45 - Mother doesn’t want 16-year-old daughter going to Megan thee Stallion concert  29:00 - Are you choosing good health, teeth or 600M? 30:45 - Gambling platform takes winner’s money over child support 40:30 - Olympic organizers to provide 300,000 condoms before Paris games 52:00 - Should women be okay with their man going to the strip club?  01:12:00 - Dunk on Unc 01:21:00 - Q and Ayyyyy (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)      #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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relationship with Jordan, her boyfriend of nearly two years. After a brief reconciliation earlier this year, Pippen has decided to move on. Reports say Larsa realized the relationship is just not one for her after spending some more time apart filming a new show. She wants to move on, focus on improving her life.

They simply want different things in life. You don't say. Oh, man, that's what I mean. First of all, oh, young boy. I mean, if you're a boy, they built like we used to be. Oh, so you don't say we need to be right. Right. They say she like it to, three times a day,

365. He probably got one and done. You know what I'm saying? Women, this is what we know about women. They can look up longer than you can look down. That's what we know for sure. That's a good one. I like that.

They can look up as long as you can look down. He ain't built like that. He on them diamonds. I like that. I like that. They can look up. That's a good one. As long as you can look down. He ain't built like that. He on them diamonds. I like that. He on the right. He on them power pellets. See, I'll be on them. We got to get them Flintstone vitamins over there to him now.

Go ahead and pop one. Pop one. See, if you go on them power pellets, you know what I'm saying hey hey listen i mean i mean this was i thought it was going to be something obviously most of the time you have a couple like that where the world is actually against you being together you you kind of you kind of want to make things work that's what i would think you kind of want to make things work. That's what I would think. You kind of want to make things work, like to not shove it in everybody's face, but just to show you we can make it work despite what you guys may think. You know, it's unfortunate that it is ending.

Listen, Marcus Jordan is not going to have a problem finding someone new. Larissa Pippen is going to have a line out the door, you know, with people that's going to want to date her i'm not sure if it's going to be um one of the one percenters because if you if you you go with any of the older veterans or those that are seasoned you know they they they know the game already so you're gonna have to go young you're gonna have to go young you're gonna have to go young because the older the older folk that you'd like to be with and you'd like to date they already know what time it is and i'm not saying that's a bad thing i'm just saying the game is the game and it always has been the game but see oh joe them young boys will see all

them tricks you know your boy i had the tricks you know what i'm saying right right right you know the brush right you don't know nothing about that brush though see all right all right i don't know about the brush i ain't even got no hair i yeah i ain't even got no head i nothing about that brush, though, see? Oh, I know about the brush. I ain't even got no hair. I ain't even got no hair, and I know about the brush now. Come on now. Talk to me. I'm with you when you're right. The brush is all about, see, the brush is all about it's cruel and unusual punishment.

When you like, oh, you talking like this? Oh, you. Yeah. Boy, you don't know what you get yourself into. Really? Uh-huh. You talking reckless. You did the power pellet and you put it with the brush.

I don't know if y'all boys in the chat know about that brush. Oh, they don't know about that brush. They're too young. The whole chat, the entirety of the chat is too young to know about the brush. I'm going to leave it at that then. I'm going to leave it at that. They don't know. They don't need to find out.

But I'm saying. Hey. Crime scene photo. They're too young. Oh, yeah. No, they ain't. Chalk it up, Hojo. Got crime tape. Got crime tape around the bed.

But that's a good one. That is a good one. Ojo, check this out. Azealia Banks, Blast Beyonce, Cowboy Carter era. I don't get why you have to be in white woman cosplay. Hey, wait. Let's stop there. Let's stop there.

Listen, I love Azealia Banks. I have nothing wrong with her. hey well wait let's let's stop there let's stop let's stop there listen i love azalea banks i have nothing wrong with her but i think she needs to understand she's a brilliant mind she's very well spoken she has immaculate penmanship when it comes to telling someone off i know that much about her but she needs to understand a white woman cosplay it's about beyonce being dressed as a cowboy does she not understand the first cowboy was bill pickett in 1890 this ain't nothing new black yeah the first cowboys were black so i'm not sure what she means by that as far as white person cosplay because beyonce is dressed as a cowboy. If I'm not mistaken, Beyonce is from Houston, right? Cowboy attire is a part of their culture.

What? What? Okay. How is that? If I'm not mistaken, right? How did that hurt Azealia Banks? I mean, that dissertation that she wrote, all she had to do was put that pen to paper and write a song write several

i don't i don't yeah oh joe nothing nobody else does like i say i need to worry about stuff that's feeding me financing right or effing me other than that right i got no it doesn't bother me right right but azalea banks is one that when she reads she reads for filth and she's good at what she does when she does read i think she just missed the assignment on this one without doing the homework because the cosplay she's talking about i don't think she understands or knows the history of the cowboy attire with the first black cowboy being back in damn near 1800s. And Bill and brother Bill Pickett, you know, so it's really not depicting cosplay as a white woman because we damn near started that. Same thing as jockeys on racehorses. The first jockeys were black.

Yes. Because it was dangerous. So who life mattered the least? There you go. There you go. That was a dangerous job. Who did it? But I don't get.

Look, she. Oh, Jay-Z. This is not. Look, it's a special type of person that can pivot because we know what Beyonce is and what she represents. But for her to pivot and do this, we saw this with Darius Rucker. Who didn't the blowfish. Yeah.

Boom. We saw it. Who did? He pivoted, go straight to country. Found a home solo, boom. Yeah.

Look, Beyonce is immensely talented. First of all, it takes an immensely talented person to be able to, excuse me, to cross over and to do what she's doing I give her

the one thing I can say about this I don't know Beyonce I mean I've met her before is that she's comfortable being uncomfortable because this is not what her obviously she started out probably singing in the choir in the church and

so forth and so on and the group that they had but to get out of her comfort zone what she knows she knows she can do what she's done for the last decade and a half two decades she knows she can do that she probably got bored man let me

yeah let me let me try something else I commend her yeah listen and it to me when it when you're as great as she is when you are an icon like beyonce is it's all about striving and wanting more and challenging yourself and i think going into country and having and trying something different in a in a completely different genre that you're not known for is a challenge for sure and it's it and it's a successful one and i just think azalea banks kind of missed the mark on this one but if you don't know anything about azalea banks um if you don't know nothing about her it's one thing she could do boy she could read a

motherfucker for filth and most of the time she's right most of the time she's right and she makes her points but on this one i think she missed the mark but what's that that's mine whoa whoa how can you have how can you call and claim something is yours when you don't have possession of it or you don't have ownership does it have possession of it or you don't have ownership of it. Well, technically, I'm sure my name is on it. Is my name on there?

It's presented to Nightcap for passing 1 million subscribers. YouTube don't got no name on it. They ain't put no name? I think they're both on for me. No, because if it said for Nightcap, I'm a part of Nightcap.

I'm the night and you the cap. Well, I'm going to have to reach out to YouTube and ask, can they send you another one? Which probably is not likely. So for a nominal fee, I'll be willing to send you your your plaque and your fund. I need that. Matter of fact, I know I know I know the CEO at YouTube. So I just call. I call him. I call him after I know the CEO at YouTube, so I just call him. I call him after this

and tell him to make me another one. I don't think they're going to do that. Yeah, I know people. You know, I got resources. My reach. I know you ain't got that plaque. I know you ain't got that plaque since you know so much.

I can get one, though. Oh, so they sent that to me. They said, well, Mr. Sharp. I know. they sent it to you because they don't have my address Somebody sent you my Funco because they don't have my address So what would you like For me to do Ocho how do I make it right I would like for you

To take my Funco To take my plaque Go to Amazon And next day, please. And let me know how much it is. And just take whatever it costs to ship to me next day. Take it out of my neck. Look at you, Ocho.

Got a little beanie. Yeah, that's that's like, yeah, it is. That's like that. Just like me. I wear my beanies. I have a cheeseburger. Can you see that cheeseburger? Yeah. Yeah. That's legendary. That's that's an iconic. I have my cigar. Look at the cheeseburger in your hand. Can you see that cheeseburger? Yeah.

Yeah. That's legendary. That's an iconic piece. Yeah, I probably should keep it then. That's an iconic piece. It's iconic. I should keep iconic. Iconic.

Iconic. I should keep iconic. I mean, it's like if you call Hank Aaron 715th home run ball, yeah, you probably keep it. Well, I got Ocho's first fun coat. I should probably keep this. I don't think. Why would you? Why would you want to keep something that is me? Because it's me. Okay. It's me.

I know. Me? I know. I know. I know I mean a lot to you. I know I'm special. I'm an interesting individual. Matter of fact, you know, technically, I might be the most interesting man in the world I need to be part of that damn Dosakis commercial you might be the most interesting man

but you don't have a YouTube plaque that says a million subs and you don't have a fun co so that makes me more interesting because I got both of these in my possession you know what you don't need two plaques that would make you a hoarder you know hoarder you need to be part of that show you know they just hoard stuff for no reason okay i'm just i'm just making sure just make a show i'm gonna try to get that

let me see i will send that i'll get that out to you march i'm looking at probably March 23rd 29th why because Amazon got next date you want me to go to the river

the Amazon river right there no that's too far I want you to go to Amazon they all over the place matter of fact amazon listen they'll come to your house and pick up your package wrap it for you and they'll get it to me i have about saturday you know you got to order stuff from amazon to get amazon amazon is not like ups or or or the postal service they deliver i give you i i know they pick up they pick up see you know you don't know like i know jeff no man listen man i'm i'm a one percenter i have access to people them coming to pick up my stuff i give you real account we i i have i have them come pick it up

for me yeah see i make like one thing about jeff he makes things convenient for people he makes things convenient that's what he's done oh no there's certain people that are part of Amazon where they come pick your stuff up for you and Amazon be throwing my packages over the fence over the fence I got a big old sign at the

gate that says please do not leave packages here what do you think Amazon UPS what do you think they do tell me what you think they leave the package of that after the big sign that says please do not leave packages here right it's okay we thought over the fence well if you have a fence and you don't want the packages left there how they supposed to get in the gate it's not a gate you just walk into the front door you have a long driveway you signed up for the job now i don't saw people park i don't saw people drive amazon i don't saw people drive fedex and ups truck get out their truck walk up

to the driveway they gotta walk 20 steps at work at you Do you have a sign anywhere in the area that says beware of dog? No, I got a sign that says do not ring the doorbell. And they still do it. If I got a sign, the sign says unless package needs to be signed for, please do not ring the doorbell. So what do you think they do? Ding dong, set the package down. I you think they do ding dong set the package down i say my man you said you sat the package right up under the sign it says don't ring the doorbell

unless the package need to be signed for oh my bad bro what the uh like you just you got too many rules oh joe you got too many rules oh joe i don't want to get i don't want to go out my front door walk around to the side and get the package that's their job is that asking too much do you tip do you tip them when they leave yeah don't eat egg salad and ride the bus bro that's the only tip i got for you ocho ocho it's a package you make it seem like ocho they ain't taking like box crates and crates of water it's normally it's normally a pair of shoes or it's normally an envelope or something listen do you know what workers, Amazon, UPS, DATL, do you know what they have to go through throughout the day? UPS make up to 170,000.

Did you know that? UPS workers make up to 170K. I mean, you have to be there for a long time before you get to that type of revenue. Well, I had to be here a long time to get to where I got. Okay, so good. Okay. All right you right so anybody that worked for amazon ups or fedex please don't ring on goddamn dobel unless the package needs to be signed for needs to be signed for okay and stop throwing the package over the fence right now we just made a service announcement i guarantee you it never happened again.

I'm going to take a picture. Next time we do is go happen tomorrow. Probably. Oh, Joe, check this out. A mother says she doesn't want a 14 year old daughter to go to a Megastallion concert because she believes it's not for kids. She tweeted, my teenager is disappointed with me because I won't let her go to the Megastallion concert when it comes here. Well, but I don't think it's a place for kids, which brings me to the Megastallion concert when it comes here, LOL. But I don't think it's a place for kids, which brings me to the point. We had Bow Wow, B2K, and more. Who do teens today have for entertainment? You know what?

That is a good one. That is a great one, because who we have today for entertainment is obviously the Nicki Minaj's, the Sexy Reds, the Lottos, the Glorillas, Megastallion obviously the nicki minajas the sexy reds the lottos the glorillas megastallion the cardi b's and that is the era in the times that we're in right now music has evolved the sound of music has evolved this is what we're in right now now what i as a 14 year old i understand where as a mother i understand where she's coming from but what you can't do but what you can't do and what i i don't want mom to do don't shelter the child don't shelter the child you ain't finna go

to that i ain't sheltering you i i would not listen to what i'm gonna say though as a mom okay you want to go see meg i'm gonna take you no hell no i'm gonna take I'm gonna go I'm gonna go no no no okay okay well I listen I'm I was trying to find a happy medium and a solution as opposed to saying you know what well you ain't going to see no goddamn Meg because then not what you caused you got to understand what you cause when you blatantly say no you can't go and see Meg then it just it it brings a whole different side of curiosity having to sneak and do things not being able to go and share things with mom i'm just it opens up a whole a whole another can of worms your 14 year old daughter to hear the lyrics that meg's singing you taking them to here you take it to a concert to hear that me uh no you're not no no you're not no no you're

not i'm listening that's not my daughter though i'm talking about i'm talking about hers that's what i'm oh joe you had daughters you taking your 14 year old daughters to hear that they grown you know what man saying yeah i don't think What would you be saying? What should be saying? You know, you know, lyrics. But I know my 14 year old ain't going. That's a good question. Women, women in the chat that have kids. If you had a 14 year old, if you have someone older than a 14 year old, what would you do?

That's that's a great question. I think everybody parents differently. That's a that's a good one. What do you think? You said no. I think the majority of the parents are going to probably say no. I'm sure they're going to say no. You think so?

I think the thing is, Ocho, what has transpired is that kids are in such a rush to get grown. We've become a hyper-sexualized society. And we got seven and eight, ten-year-olds twerking. own we become a hyper sexualized society uh yeah and and we got seven and eight ten year olds twerking we've got kids that know the lyrics to a cardi b to a nicki minaj to a magna stag to all these

sexualized songs so and now we've deemed that that's okay no it's not okay yeah it's not okay but obviously you know we in, which is kind of bad. We're in a social media area. You're the 14 year old. Be allowed to go to a Megastagion concert.

Yeah. We're in the social media era where everything is overexposed. Everything is overexposed. You know, some of the things when we were 14, we didn't have access to. Now the younger generation has access to now the younger generation has access to and they're learning more and i think it's more so about what you're doing at home as a parent where you don't have to worry about your child going to a concert because the teaching the tutelage that you take care of at home isn't going to affect your child right

that's just that's just my two cents that's just my two cents. That's just my two cents. Yeah. I mean, you, like I said, you, I just, for me,

that ain't, that ain't, that ain't gonna happen. Um, I don't, I don't think her lyrics is appropriate for a 14 year old. That's just me. So my child,

now what somebody else does with their child. Right, right, right. Hey, that's you. That's your child. But yeah. Okay.

Did you hear what you just said? Her lyrics aren't appropriate for a 40 year old so who do we have today back to the question we had b2k we had bow wow who do we have to gravitate towards for the younger generation that music doesn't sell i mean i'm trying to sell records i'm trying to make money so basically we have nobody so that the only outlet for the kids to listen to is that of the female rappers 90 percent of 90 in the chat says no yeah it's not appropriate for a 14 year old yeah but but that's the society because we become a very sexualizedsexualized society. You see the way the young ladies are dressing now? To each their own.

I'm not here to criticize you for the way you dress. You dress like you dress how you want to dress, but I'm just saying. That's where we're heading, and you see the dress and some of the things that they wear to church whereas everything used to be below the knee.

And if you came with something too tight, you're like, I don't know who she coming to be trying to do. But they say, God, come as you are, but not like that. So that's just me. Like I said, Ocho, I want my kids to be, I can't shelter them for everything. But had my daughter come to me and she'd been 14, I would have said no. No. Yeah. Okay. I got you. I got you. I mean,

that's a tough one. That's a tough one. Cause I've heard so many stories. Think about all the stories you've heard of parents that shelter their kids away from reality, away from real life. That's why I said, this is where parenting comes into play. This is where parenting comes into play, where you do what you're supposed to do inside the house and inside the household and do the best of your ability, like your grandma did with you. So she did all she can do. So once you hit the real world, there's nothing else she can say. There's nothing else she can say or do because she's taught you all she can. Same thing. As a parent,

you teach your daughter, you teach your sons all you can. So when the opportunities, when you are old enough to go to a Meg or a Cardi B or a Nicki Minaj or go to a real concert, the words and the lyrics

and the lifestyle that they're living don't affect you based on what you learn. I don't know if that makes sense. And for an 18 year old chill that's one thing but a 14 year old 14 year old what's that a freshman in high school i i think that's a bit much that's just me i think that's a bit much right right right right right right right wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal.

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or your teeth. Can I go first? I'm going to be a good health, 600 million dollars. Hey, girl, come on over here. Hey. Well, I'm with you. I'm with you. Man, I wish I was.

I'm with you. Good health help 600 million or T damn I don't need I don't need no T listen my nickname

gonna be my nickname gonna be gummy that's right they gonna be laughing look at old gummy that's fine that's fine

you know what I'm saying that's fine you know what I'm saying hey daddy mark your territory that's all I got for you baby That's fine with me. Hey, daddy, mark your territory. That's all I got for you, baby. That's all I got for you.

You're going to leave with a bunch of slobber on your back. Hey, that must be sharp, old lady. You have your dress on and there's a slobber mark on the shoulder. That's us's uncle lady. Yeah. I like it.

Yeah. I'd be the hickey master. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would be the hickey master. I don't know who the hell would turn down 600 million and good health to have some teeth. Listen, there are some people. some teeth.

Listen, there are some people there are some people that will be weird and choose their teeth over good health and just just for the sake of just being different from everybody else. Yeah. They ain't me.

Hold your check this out. Now it's time for our next segment it's called a daily dumb dumb who messed up now a gambling platform took a user's winnings over child support. A man in Louisiana tweeted, Lord Jesus, they got me. With a screenshot of the email saying, you had an open child support debt. We had debited $1,578 from your winning to fulfill the open balance. Ocho, do they know? I shouldn't say this, Ocho, because I've done this for friends.

They coming to get you. They win cash three. They win cash four. They win $10,000, $15,000, $20,000, $30,000. They got outstanding debt. Hey, Sean, do your boy a solid. What I do, I go up there and do it and go to the Georgia lottery. Give my ID.

I'm clean. They get the money. You know, if you got an outstanding debt and you go to the Georgia lottery or the Louisiana lottery or whatever lottery, whatever outstanding debt you got, they're going to get their bread. They're getting that every last penny, every last penny. But in another hand, you got to take care of your angels, man. You got to take care of your angels. There's no reason, well, there are reasons because I don't know Buddy's circumstance.

I don't know Buddy's situation. But if you're in the rears and child support where they have to take and garnish your wages from the winnings uh you you got to sit down talk talk with mama man you got to make right because life ain't gonna never be knife ain't gonna never be in order you ain't finna get blessed the way you should be getting blessed unless you're taking care of them little ones and the thing was hopefully he was gonna take the winnings and probably play out that debt, but he wasn't going to do right, don't you?

He wasn't going to do it because he wouldn't be upset about them garnishing him goddamn wages if he was going to do right with the money. What garners would understand, that puts your credit. You don't want them to garnish your money because that's a credit. Now you're going to lower your

credit score. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hell, if you ain't paying, if you ain't paying your goddamn child support, then your credit score probably shot any goddamn way. That's the last thing. That's the last thing that somebody tried to dodge. Yeah.

Damn. But they'll credit. Nah. Oh, man. Damn. Hey, listen, I feel I feel for buddy in a sense. But on the other side of the spectrum, you got to do right by them kids you got to i don't i don't play about that you got you got you got to take care of them kids hold on hold on check this out as it turns out child support is mentioned in the

gambling platforms policy in louisiana a state law was passed that resulted in winnings exceeding $1,200 be susceptible to child support debt collection. Hmm. So he won $2,500, right? How much did he win, Ash? It didn't say, but it said they took $1,578 out. So clearly he made more than the $1,200

that was susceptible to the child support garnishment. Okay. Okay. But shoot, there it is. There it is. Now he back. He back even. Now he just obviously, maybe the payments might not be that much. Now he can stay on top of them.

I hope. But man, it's hard, Ocho, because if you fall behind now that if you're a barber they take your license they put you in jail so how the hell you think i'm gonna make the money if you take my license which i make my money with oh you put me in jail so how the hell i'm supposed to make money to pay child support when you put me in jail now listen when you think about it now you have to understand

how long it takes to even get to that point it takes it take it takes a while to even get to that point so for one you need to have that conversation with the missus even if y'all don't get along listen man sometimes they put your a see a lot of times you pay cash and everybody everybody don't have a situation where they you know you get direct deposit or there's a there's a paper trail because a lot of times guys hey they ain't got no bank account. They'll give you cash. Somebody get mad at you. Well, he ain't paid me child support. They go down there and put your ass on the child support office.

They put that paper on you. Now you've been paying three, four hundred dollars a month. You pay what you can. They put that paper on your ass. Now they're going to go back and knock five from you. Yeah.

Listen, but that shit ain't no joke. I told you and I've said it before. You know, when we've been on the show man you gotta take care of them kids man and you got to make the relationship with those you have kids from you gotta make it right

cause they can make life a living hell they can make life a living hell man that has to be a two way street you have to understand that I've moved on you have to one party has to accept that the other party is moving on i understand that a child was created but oh you with that and you ain't with me oh you ain't doing this for you come on now so if there's an understanding right

but how many people are understanding we would understand it we wouldn't have some of the situations that we have yeah you're right you're right you're right but listen i didn't do things the traditional way no but if But if you followed me, if you followed me throughout the years, ain't never had no issues because I take care of my business. Yeah. It's simple.

It ain't rocket science because everybody in that circle, everybody in that unit, we work as one big ass unit with one end goal at the end of the day. The child, the betterment of the child. Because here's the thing.

She's going to say, that was a gift. See, cash can be considered as a gift, not a child support. Because that's why you need that paper trail. Yeah. And so. You got people going after you for your money, man.

God, I thank you.'s what's one way not all but i'm saying a lot of times women feel what's the way i could hurt you ojo them pockets your pockets yeah i dig in them pockets now i get your attention yeah i mean but i mean if somebody doesn't want to be with you going in his pocket is not going to want to make you and go make him come back yeah but most of the time honestly all it is when you see a person true colors is when they ain't for sure when you're not together no more when the situation is no longer convenient and beneficial for them then that lets you know who you was really dealing with if you got to go that route if she has to go that route you already know what it is drunk kids and angry people will generally tell you the truth you want to know how somebody feel about you? Let them get

drunk. Because the drunk mouth will speak sober minds false. And now I got something to blame it on Ocho. I was drunk. Hey, that was a bar. That was a bar right there. Angry. When somebody get angry,

they'll start telling, oh, that's why you did such and such that's why you robbed that place you remember when you shot when you shot a ray ray oh see every time every time hey the tongue the tongue is a powerful thing the tongue is a very powerful thing that's why i i try to find a way to diffuse my energy when I'm about to get angry and just think happy thoughts because I hate saying the wrong thing. I do. I hate saying I hate saying I do to Ocho. That's why I'm very, very careful that I choose the people very carefully who I be around because there are two things that you can never get back. Word spoken and deeds done. And people are quick to tell you how you should handle a situation. Don't tell somebody how long to grieve. Just because you would have grieved a day or so and moved on, you're not them.

People are quick to tell you, well, this is what you should do. But you're not the person that's been in that situation. So I've had to temper myself like it's easy for you to say. Never say unless you've been in a situation, it's hard to say what you will or won't do. Well, I wouldn't do that. Yeah. Have you ever been put in that situation? No, I wouldn't do this.

If food need to be put on the table and kids need to eat and kids need clothes, what wouldn't you do? That's your job is to protect. So what? So don't say what you wouldn't do because you don't know what you would do until you're in a situation. And then you can say, okay. you don't know what you will do until you're in a situation and then you can say okay because i'm sure there's a lot of times people have done things that they're not proud of but sometimes circumstances are beyond your control yeah check this out ocho a covid era intimacy band if oh okay and now it's time for nightcap after dark which is a fan favorite so here it is ocho

yo here we go the covid area era intimacy band instituted during the tokyo the Tokyo Olympics in 2021 is officially lifted. So now organizers will be providing 300,000 condoms for the 2024 athletes in Paris. Only 175 of them will be used. Not only is it the Summer Olympics, it's also the Raw Dogs Olympics. Yeah. Hey, but listen, when you think about the Olympics, one of the most important things that you need is fresh legs,

fresh legs. So do you think anyone is going to really be having sex, knowing what it does, what it does to the legs after you get spaghetti legs? Do you really want to go out there? Something else is going to be spaghetti too. What I'm doing, I ain't going to only think it's going to be spaghetti legs,

noodle legs or whatever you say. I got something else that's going to be spaghetti. I don't know what you're talking about. Also, I want you to picture this. You're going to have probably 200 countries, some of the most athletic, some of the most athletic, some of the most finest men and women from the war around the world. It's going to be there at your disposal.

Yeah. You may not see them again. You may or may not ever see them again in life. Think about what it was like for you in college. Right. think about what it was like for you in college right but the circumstances and what's on the line is much much more different and you know i think about this think about all the trials the individuals i'm just going to speak for the us usa team think about all they've been through all the trials they've been through and competing against each other just to be chosen to represent us. Yeah. And do you really think to me, the discipline that they have, the regimen that they have? I really don't think anyone's going to jeopardize that by going out there and having sex, knowing what it can do and nobody can do it.

I know they can do too. I know they can do too. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. I don't know. Have you seen the Jamaican women? You see how they built? Have you seen the Belgians? Yeah. Have you seen the Swiss?

I mean, the Sweden team. Listen, all of them. All of them. All of them. Gorgeous. But listen, you got to understand. Temporary satisfaction or bringing home gold.

Two minutes. I will win something. I might win something. I don't get no gold medal for, but I will win something. You best believe that. Man, I don't know. Man, you ain't see them discus throwers, them shot putters. Yeah.

Or the hammer. Because you don't. Oh, Joe. They 180. They 220. the shot putter the hammer they 180 they 220 I have a plenty hey they fine but I think track is a different type of discipline we had discipline when we were playing but their discipline

and represent us as a whole is completely different you get you get one you get one shot hold on you get one shot question though joe how close is it to my event if it's a week away i'm gonna shake the cover i see me i see you going now two nights before hey okay not now that's okay because you got time you got you got time to recover you think i'm gonna be over there for a whole two whole weeks and I got a chance to shake the covers and you think I ain't going

right okay I see you going with it I see you going with it okay that makes a little bit more that makes a little bit more sense yeah damn what you think Ocho I mean think about it Ocho some some of the women yeah i'm i'm

thinking about it now i'm thinking about it now but also you have to think about a very large percentage of these individuals are already taken they already they married boyfriends girlfriends that over there women with them. How many times you done seen women go on vacation? You saw Stella. How many times women go? How many times you see women go? Hold on. Wait a minute. So you try to tell me that sometimes when women go to Vegas and they ain't got they man or they go on vacation with their girl and they say

they see Jody out there. Yeah. You know, with that baby leg. Hold on, hold on. What they be doing? What they be doing? With all their girls. And they see that girl out there and amped up. And got that baby on full cost of shoulder. Oh, so you're saying on them girls trips, they don't really be girls trips.

That's like cold, huh? No, no, no. They might start off at that. They might not. Right, right, right. How long? They might go with intentions to be with their girls.

Uh-huh. Come on now. Okay. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you put me up on game a little bit. Baby! Oh, she's asleep. Yeah, she got a

girl trip coming up. Now, I'm glad you said that because i'm that i'm gonna cancel that guess what i got a boy trip and we're at the same place baby what you doing here you can't hit you me and the boys i didn't even know you were going to jamaica you're dying what a coincidence we gotta be a good one to pull that we're the same we're at the same place man please that'd be man come on i mean look i'm not look guys i'm not in chat i'm not saying this happens every time but you would be foolish to think yeah hey i mean all them listen I done been looking I was at Freakney hard heavy

I was at Freakney too I already know Black College Spring Break I was there I was at Orange Crush in Savannah I was there you got somebody hey not this weekend hey that's what i'm talking about

that's what i'm looking for you don't you're the person i've been looking for yeah i know about them i know about them days yeah i know i'm sitting and playing around i know about them trips i know about i know about them trips they i there there was a many a day i lived a life two times so i already know that's what i did when you said oh you gotta live i told you my sister my grandmother i'm saying good times don't owe you nothing boy oh yeah oh yeah if god called me home tonight oh he don't know me nothing he don't know me nothing right i done i done made more money than i ever thought i could i supported my family hey i got been had the nicest cars i've been to every place that i wanted to go he don't know me nothing. Nothing. Not a thing.

So, don't thank O'Shea because he ain't doing nothing now. He done missed out. Because O'Shea was here when he was well. Yeah. Well, I listen. Hey, well, I got stories, but I ain't, you know, I don't want to

I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers our next topic has been trending on the internet is it okay for your man to go to a strip club ladies jermaine dupree recently appeared on the breakfast club where he doubled down on his past statement that girls have to understand him going to the strip club some women are kate are okay with their man going to the strip club whether it be sporadic bachelor party or even they go regular but some women's clubs are a no-go ocho what's your stance on these well listen i'm uh i don't even gamble for one you you know how i am so i have i love dancers i love strippers i love exotic women that put on performances at the highest level i have no problem with it just my only problem is my black ass don't go no goddamn way now i'm from miami i'm from miami back in the day i've been the king of diamonds with one of the greatest

dancers of all time and she should be known in all 50 states i had the opportunity to watch tip drill tip drill to me have you ever seen beyonce perform tip drill is basically Beyonce on stage I've never seen nothing like that ever never seen anybody perform like that if I walked in there with $200 she got my whole $200 based on her performance and the experience that he that she created when you came in town to watch her that was it and this is back in I'm talking about way back it's been about 20 years i ain't been to the strip club nah i'd have been in miami all my life i keep hearing about motherfucking booby trap booby trap this booby trap that booby trap booby trap i can't stay up late enough just to experience what this booby trap life is all about real now you know if you want to go to the strip club it's okay well damn if you wake me up

then i go i'm asleep right the only time i'm up late is a nice sunday monday and thursday when i gotta do the show with you i cannot fight i can't i can't fight and keep myself up to experience what it's like to go to the strip club. And I've been here all my goddamn life. I mean, obviously being in Atlanta. So, you know, magic city and, and body tap and, and blue flame and strokers and all those allure oasis.

I mean, I mean, I, I haven't been to the strip club in 17 years, 2007 was the last time I went normally for me like young because you know coming from georgia you heard hearing about strip clubs you know tucking a buck i wanted to see it for myself and when i saw it it's addictive you see them you see the women i'm talking about some of them women hey uh hey soon as you walk in you see the

right one you just want to pull it aside and whisper in here why are you doing this you ain't got to do that at all hey no no no no i say i know everybody i said i know guys that come here and sold you a dream yeah but hey i don't't know about no knight on the white horse, but I do got a range rover out there. Come on. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got no horse, but I got a range rover. Girl, come on. I mean, what you doing

in here? I said, what do you hope to accomplish? Well, you know i'm just paying for school i think because paying for school hey don't worry about it your tuition taken care of yeah i'm gonna start a business really what kind of business yeah because i know people that maybe can help you get started in that business uh-huh yeah yeah so for me that's not my thing that's not you know strip clubs are not my thing that that that ain't that ain't not now they were once upon a time and but i'll tell you it wasn't okay i'm going every week um if the guys came to town oh we go here i'm gonna hit it

yeah i'm gonna get them money y'all do y'all thing have a good time they they had they they blue collar guys. They, they doing their thing. Hey, right. Give them some money. Hey, give them $500.

Hey, make a, don't find one that a spread yourself around. Now don't let one person get all your bread now, but so let me get this right. Jermaine Dupri. So it's saying it should be a women. You gotta be able to understand that so many

men be a bachelor partner going to strip club well you know what i think women already know you understand the type of individual that you're dealing with before you even deal with them so you already know what come with the territory if you meet someone out in the club chances are they're going to always be going going to the club if you date them. Who sung that song? If you're dating somebody in Atlanta, especially a guy, I'm assuming you already know, based on the type of individual you like, he's going to be in the club.

I mean, it's common sense. Who sung that song? Was that T-Pain, I'm in love with a stripper? I'm in love. That was T-Pain? Well, I think it was T-Pain, huh? Raise your hand if you're in love with a stripper. I'm in love. Double T-Pain? Well, I think, what's T-Pain, huh? Raise your hand

you be in love with a stripper. Hey, give me some hands in here. Anybody got hands? See, the thing is, oh, your hair is the thing. People are like, man, I ain't done. Bro,

I already know what you did. You know, there was a movie, there was a horror movie that Bro, I already know what you did. You know, there was a movie. There was a horror movie came out. I know what you did last summer. Oh, yeah. Well, Brandy was in that. Yeah, I remember. I know what you did in your past.

So all y'all talk about now, but you're a lie. You're a lie. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I'm a. Finest frog here. mm-hmm mm-hmm I'm a fine as frog hair fine as frog hair why in

the hell are you in here why what I don't understand just from the naked eye you see some of the individuals that are doing it just drop dead. Just. Perfection. If you cook, I marry you. Hey, if you cook, I marry you tonight.

Perfection. Oh, man. Listen, I mean, I'm one that supports i support the naked hustle as they call it i support it the best way i can i might not be in there but i'm goddamn baby i'm there in spirit yeah i'm there in spirit i mean i think it was like the 80s that song body talk i think with the deal i think the deal d-eio. Who sang that? I think the Dio. D-E-L-L-E. I think the Dio sung that song. Body Talk.

Talk. Dio. This is that song. Your body. Show looks good to me. the way you work that body oh let's go we gotta move on I told you too much

I told you too much the deal I gotta hear that everything I say I'm saying may or may not be true the world may never know I would deny it

Ocho the chat has been looking for this and I know you want a level of redemption now it's time for the favorite segment on nightcap Spello Cinco The chat has been looking for this, and I know you want a level of redemption. Now it's time for the favorite segment on Nightcap, Spello Cinco. Hey! Chat, let's go, chat. I'm not getting nothing wrong tonight, chat.

This is for us. Okay, Ocho. Chat, this is for us. Ocho is going to redeem himself. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean redeem? What do you mean redeem? What do you mean? Ocho, after you spell that colonel with C-U, you got to redeem what it do. Listen, I have no military background.

So the fact that I didn't know how to spell colonel is okay with me. And for the people in the chat, some people know how to a, you know, a history or background in the military. I don't. So how it's spelled and how it sounds are two completely different things. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. You know what I like about this spelling part? There's a people who fail to write.

So many people in the world are so like caught up in just being perfect and knowing every fucking thing. I like this because it's the opportunity for me to be vulnerable and show goddamn humility. You know what? I don't know every motherfucking thing. And sometime there's some words that are going to trip me up. And I like the fact that we do this. That's why I like it.

This is an easy one. Easy one. The first word, the first word of tonight is nuisance nuance all right i know i'm not tripping oh hold on hold on hold on i remember stay with me because they're new n u n u i s a n c e n u i n u i n u i s a n c e n u i new new new new and i know the i is silent because i remember that when i had to do a paper on it i had to do a paper yes you already told us that you couldn't get in you couldn't get in school you couldn't get in prison with your

grades so you're doing a paper that no that paper left up no no no no but i was a brilliant mind in school i had a 4.0 you spelled i had a 4.0 when i actually went to class that's the problem you spelled it correctly n-u-i-s-a-n-c okay these let's go now this is this is uh it could get tricky oh wait wait wait wait does it have a question before you even give me the word does it have a letter

in there that is silent that is going to trip me up nah it's not gonna trip you up millennium what millennium these millennium kids be off the chain Ocho shit M-I-L

I know that part Malia Malia Malia it gotta be E next M-I-L M-I-L L no

no one L one L one L no M-I-L M-I-L okay M-I-L-L-E. Okay.

M-I-L-L-E. Obviously. N-I-A-L-S. What the hell? M-I-L-L-E-N-I-A-L-S. Millennial. Millennium. Yes, that is right.

Millennium. Millennium. Oh, millennium. Why you that is right. Millennium. Millennium. Oh, millennium. I think. Well, why are you saying millennials? I said. You said millennials. Oh, OK. OK.

I heard you. I heard you say millennial. So it threw me off. OK. Millennium. Am I. Oh, it's still double L. Anyway.

E. N. In. N. Oh, it's still double L anyway. E-N N I-U-U-M No, one U. One U. Only one U. Only one U. We're going to move on. M-I-L-L. No, I got it right. That was right. I did.

I'm going to give you a C plus for trying. This was an easy one Ocho, this was a really easy one Rhinoceros Come on man You serious? Okay R-H-I-N-O

Cirrus Rhinoceros I-N-O. Seris. I will see you. I just said I'm in the chat. We see you looking at it. We didn't see you looking at it, but go ahead. I just said rhinoceros. R-H-I-N-O.

C-E. R. Everybody in the chat said, fuck. are everybody chance it no I want you to know that like me in the chat we can see you so see me what Rhino

for us no I'm I'm I'm looking at the chat I'm saying I'm saying we can see you looking at your screen. But don't go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I know. I'm looking at the chat. We don't need you to look at the chat. We need you to close your eyes because the chat might be putting it up there. Oh, no, no, no. They laughing. Hold on. Hold on. Rhinoceros. You ready? R-H-I-N-O-C-E-R-O-U-S. No. Rhinoceros.

R-H-I-N-O-C-E-R-O-S. Rhinoceros. That's what I just said. No, you said U. O-U-S. The U is silent. No, it's not. That's what I, that's what I just said. You said you, Oh, U S the U is silent. No, it's not.

It's in there. Just because something is solid. That don't mean you can leave it out. Okay. I'll just say it. Okay. Because here's the thing. The chat says we find it hard to believe that you couldn't spell a Colonel and you spell nuisance and millennium,

but we're going to go. This is an easy one. Hold on. Wait, but hold on. My kids are always a nuisance. so I know how to spell it. And millennial is pretty easy because everybody use the goddamn word. They overuse it on goddamn Twitter all the damn time.

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Oranga Tang. It's Oranga Tang. It's not Tang. Okay, but go ahead. Go ahead and spell it. Oranga Tang. Spell it like it sounds. Oranga Tang.

Oranga Tang. The first letter is the O right you the spelling orang o-r-e-g-n orang oh wait orang maybe is it o-r-e. or O.R.A.?

Oh, Joe, you spelling. You can't come to the teacher and ask how you spell this word. Hold on. A ring a tang because this girl I used to date, she used to say I look like a ring a tang when it was in high school. OK, I don't disagree with it, but OK. I bet the spelling is weird as hell. Okay. In the chat, they better not be making fun of me because I know damn well

y'all can't spell this shit either. Orangutan. O-R O-R-E-N Orang G T-A-N-G Orangutan

See that's why I told you It's not an orangutan It's an orangutan So it ain't no G? Yeah it is That's what I just said I said I put the G in it O-R-A-N-G-U-T-A-N

That's what I said. Punk, you confusing me, man. I'm spelling the words right. You telling me I'm wrong. Okay, how about this here? This is like super. Hey, I only got one wrong. I only got one wrong tonight.

Well, hopefully you get this last one right. This one. I'm going to get it right. Hold on. Let me stand up. Let me stand you get this last one right. This one. I'm going to get it right. Hold on. Let me stand up. Let me stand up. Let me stand up. Paraphernalia.

What? The cops pulled him over and he had drug paraphernalia. Paraphernalia. Okay. Paraphernalia. All right. Here we go. Chat.

Paraphernalia. Paraphernalia. Paraphernalia. Somebody, are you standing up?'t wait hold on can you use it in a sentence please derrick was pulled over and the cops arrested him for having drug paraphernalia paraphernalia p-e-r i para

para oh p-a-r-a para p-h-e n-i l-i-a nope fuck was I close was that at least close L-I-A. Nope. Fuck.

Was I close? Was I at least close? Well, LA is close to San Diego, but you ain't trying to walk there. Hey, hold on. What? Was I off by a lot? Hold on. P-A-R-P-H-E-N-N-E-L-L-Y-A-R P-H-E N

Nelia E-L-I What? E-L-I-A No Penelia Nelia No

Penelia No No Damn it P-A-R A-P-H Yeah E-R N-A L-a-r-a-p-a yeah e-r-n-a-l-i-a god damn it man give me one more give me one more this is

for all the marvels this is for all the marvels matter of fact if i don't get this one right i'm not eating mcdonald's the rest of the rest of the month the rest of the month the rest of the month no McDonald's matter of fact hold on if I get this wrong no sex for me until April I'm ready how about this how

I'm ready I'm ready Rail and Ocho had a secret rendezvous. The word is rendezvous. Rendezvous. R-E-N

D-E V-O-U-S V-O-U-S No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. V-O-U-S. V-O-U-S. Hi! No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Rendezvous. Stay with me, babe. Stay with me now.

R-E-N-D-E V-O-U-S. That's rendezvous. No! No! R-E-r-e-n d-e-z b-o-u-s the z the z is silent

that don't mean you can't put it you gotta spell it in there though well no but you gotta understand i do understand i'm i'm i'm part of the english language I'm from America I'm from America That's a Greek word So I didn't learn it like that

I learned it without the Z You can learn it however you want to But you gotta spell it Yeah but there are two different Spellings to the word If you look in the dictionary If you look in the Webster's dictionary There are two spellings of rendez the word. If you look in the dictionary, if you look in the Webster's dictionary, there are two spellings of rendezvous. And I spelled it the right way, the way we were taught here at school.

I went to Miami Beach Senior High. And they taught me rendezvous. I know y'all passed out a lot of certificates at that school there. If they spell it rendezvous without the Z. Listen, hold on. Y'all got participation award thank you for attending school for 12 years but listen

I spelled it right I just left the Z out why you spelled it right I mean because can I get some credit yes yes we looked it up you know who Merriam Webster is oh yeah I used to date her daughter

sammy i i mean i should date her daughter tammy tammy webster well that's that's the dictionary and she says spelled with the z well y'all need y'all got the outdated version we do or we did thorndyke barnhart yeah i. Listen, see that y'all got the old. You got like the dictionary. Y'all guys like the Old Testament. You got to get a new testament. Well, hey, you know what? I'll show this.

What we're going to do is your time to get revenge. It's time now. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Don't go. I got to get out. out I gotta get out the chat I gotta get out the chat Hey, tell people in the chat No sex until April Oh, she's asleep She out of there Alright, chat, here we go Here we go here we go dunk on on trivia

question number one in honor of the oregon ducks who pulled off the upset against south carolina's day in the ncaa tournament can you name the two oregon quarterbacks in the hall of fame yeah can you name the two oregon quarterbacks in the hall of fame dan fowl is one yeah i i knew that but yeah okay you won't guess a second no uh i don't know john brody i don't know wrong no the second quarterback is Norm Van Brocklin. Norm Van Brocklin. We got him.

We got him on one. We got him, chat. Here we go. Number two. Emmitt Smith is an all-time leader in playoff rushing yards with 1586, who was second all-time with 1,566 yards. In playoff rushing yards, right? Playoff all-time leader in playoff rushing yards.

Yes. He's second all-time behind Emmitt Smith. Mm-hmm. I'm trying to think. You have to think. This player or this team in general had to go to the goddamn playoffs a lot. I know. Chat, I think we got him again, chat.

Chat, he's going to be off for two. I'm going to say Franco Harris. Oh, hell no! You did it again! Somebody got a goddamn... Somebody got a goddamn shot in that motherfucker, man. Come on, man.

Think about the Steelers. They went to the playoffs damn near every year in the 70s. Franco was Super Bowl MVP. Who... Hey, Chad. He cheating, Chad. to the playoffs damn near every year in the 70s. Franco was Super Bowl MVP. Who, I mean... Yeah, nah. Hey, chat. Chat, he cheating, chat.

Hey, we got an asterisk behind that one, man. That's like the Patriots using the goddamn deflated ball. That was a little funny right there. All right, we gonna give you that one, but we got an asterisk behind that one. All right, number three. The 2004 NFL D one, but we got an asterisk behind that one. All right, number three. The 2004 NFL Draft featured four quarterbacks selected in the first round. Eli Manning, Phillip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger were three of them.

Who was the fourth? Oh, you definitely ain't getting this one. 2004 Draft featured four quarterbacks selected in the first round. Eli Manning, Phillip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger who was the fourth you definitely getting this one what school did he come from damn i don't i you know i don't know i don't know know. Matter of fact, hold on. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now.

Because his... I used to... I ain't going to say nothing. He went to... Tulane. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Tulane.

Oh, shit. Champion. West Virginia, but he came out earlier. Yeah, he went to Tulane and University of California. I have no idea. Yeah. JP Lossman. Yeah. Yep. JP Lossman. Oh, yeah. i have no idea yeah jp losman yeah jp losman oh yeah i used to train with him i used to train with him um back back in the day when i was at santa monica college um i think his uncle uncle worked in uh in the equipment room angelo angelo uhelo. Okay, here we go. Here we go. On to the next one.

So you've only got one right so far, right? I'm going to get another one. Yeah. Yeah. Number four. Which receiver led the league in yards per catch in 2023? Yeah. You ain't going to get this one either.

Brandon Ayuk. Who? I would. Brandon Ayuk. Who? I would say Brandon Ayuk. Wrong again. Who was it? Hey, listen. He led the league in yards per catch, and his name is George motherfucking Pickens with 18.1 yards per catch. What did Ayuk average?

70? Oh, I'm not sure. Come on, I'm going to get this last one. Listen. You doing horrible tonight, bro. Yeah, I'm one for three. I'm going to get this one, though. So, honestly, I did better in my spelling tonight than you doing on this note.

I'm going to get it. Okay, here we go. I see you looking over to the left. Don't look back there. I ain't looking nowhere. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Let me see. Make sure you ain't typing nothing. Chat, we got him. Chat, we got him on the ropes. Two teams have had the number one overall pick seven times.

That's bad. Which is the most? The Indianapolis Colts are one of them. Which NFC team is the other? Damn, seven times? Y'all had a bunch too. So I don't know why you're talking. Dan Wilkinson, Carson Palmer, Joe Burrow, Kajana Carter.

Akeely Smith. Akeely Smith. No, Akeely was third. Oh, okay, okay, okay. They've had the number one overall draft pick. Right? Yep. Two teams have had the number one overall draft pick seven times,

which is the most. The Indianapolis Colts are one of them. Who's the NFC team is the other. Damn, seven? That's a lot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So,

we've been terrible for a long period of time. Mm-hmm. Let's see. They, uh, Carolina hadn't been in the league long enough. See? See?

Steve Barkowski was one. Buddy Tommy Nobus Falcons head Andre Bruce don't be don't be

look around now don't be look around somebody there trying to help you now same friend every time you put your head down like that you always come up you always come up with the right answer for some reason. Chat, chat, make sure

y'all watch him now. Watch him close, chat. I mean, I... Seven, damn. Damn. Chat, make sure y'all... seven damn chat make sure y'all watch watch the glare chat watch the glare in glasses what's the number one um i don't know detroit wrong rams or the fal the Los Angeles Rams chat we stumped him tonight we stumped him tonight let's go like I want to because I feel like Jack Youngblood I was like well damn

yeah but they they about to go well back. Listen, I spell five. I have five words. I spell three of them right. You only got one of five left. You got one of five right. So technically, I won the game tonight. You won tonight. Finally.

I won tonight. Our last segment of the day is Q&A. Told y'all I could spell. I told y'all, man. Don't play with me. Najee Curry said, Superfan, my wife brought me a bottle of Laporte. So happy right now. Bro, thank you so much. Thank you and your wife for the

support. We greatly, greatly appreciate it. And jump back in the chat once you try to let me know what you think. Caleb Dennis, Ocho got no business putting sex and McDonald's on the line when his brain is deep fried for spelling them words. No sex for the rest of the for the rest of the month, Ocho. Wait a minute. What's the date today? Today is the 21st. And how many days in the month of March? Well, that ain't bad because it's the end of the month. I'm on my cycle anyway.

She can't get none. I'm glad because you better not get none either. Uh, Leandra Hiller said, Chad, uh, we need real to come on and tell us how to land a secure man as an independent woman. It's hard to find men that appreciate a woman that wants you,

but doesn't necessarily need you to pay her bills. I love the podcast. Thank you. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. There's a fine balance though. There's a fine balance and you being

independent but also letting the man know and allowing him to lead and him feeling like you do need him as opposed to being all you know i don't need you i don't need no help with you and that is i need you that's a good one yeah yeah that's a good one that's a good one but many many many don't do it the right way they lead with that i'm independent and i don't need you spiel instead of understanding yeah how to navigate that area my top flat well get your independent ass out there and change it i don't know that you tell me fuck you the boss remember what the hell you telling me for hey yeah they can't go

they can't come they can't come with that attitude with the hoorah hoorah I'm independent you know beating your chest I do everything myself I don't need no man there's a way to approach it there's a way to go about it to navigate that area yeah but I let her I let her yeah we're gonna have a real back

on each other just want to be love right ass if you text your significant other and ask her how she do it and she takes back, she's in a bad place mentally. How would you respond to that? Me? I'm going to say what's going on, babe. What's on your mind? Yeah. You okay? I mean, what? I mean, what happened at work? Did something happen at work? Something happened on the way to work? Because I think if it didn't anything transpire last night, so what's on your mind? What's going on? Is there something going on in your family? Your mom okay? Your dad okay? Your brother?

Your sister? Because you tell me she's in a bad place mentally i'm on i'm on i'm i need to ask questions to see why and what's going on and how can i how can i help fix it my first my first thought after getting something like to say real text me when i'm in a bad place mentally the first thing i'm asking is is there anything i can do to fix it and am i part of the problem on why you are in that space and then we go from there yeah i think i ain't got one i mean normally you start texting and you can sense i mean even if they don't sell it yeah tell you you can tell when they're like they're off a little bit because you've had conversation and all of a sudden they're not

as talkative, as jovial. They're not the same person, so I know something is going on. Uncle Nocho, look forward to... Oh, Aaron Gould. Uncle Nocho, look forward to the show all week. Nightcap has replaced all my other daytime shows.

Thank you very much. Send me a shout out to my wife, Mother Nurse, Makwila, celebrating her birthday in Buffalo, New York. Makwila, thank you.

Aaron wants to give you a shout out because you are a super woman and he's extremely, extremely proud of you. So keep up the great work, Makwila, and happy birthday. Happy birthday, Makwila. and happy birthday. Happy birthday,

Makwila. Turn up. I'm sure you're a Bills fan. Drain Master, why you give Ocho such a hard time all the time? Please give Ocho his flowers. He's come a long way. Come a long way. Yes, I have. Congrats to the gold now. We have

the platinum in sight. Ash patiently number 11 of 1.16. Oh, so they can see who was the first... Oh, that's his running joke. Okay, I was going to say damn. Trilla Munch, why do you

make 30s seem like old in the league? We can can't put a youngin on their back i'm pretty sure ocho can run a guy first of all ocho ain't 30 but anyway i'm pretty sure ocho can run guy uh run guys easy might not run the route me uh might not run around i guess but sure but i'm sure he could still run around the league. You're goddamn right. Goddamn right. These are the best feet.

On anybody. On anybody. You give me the best DB in the NFL right now, I give them that work. Sauce. Derek Stingley. Who else want work? Who else want smoke want smoke chat name some dbs right now man i man i man these little young bulls man ain't ready ain't built like this man i'm not putting feet on them boys man this ain't what they want this is what i do uh

even at 56 what are you going to get this work you hear me i take them boys to school man i'm pretty sure no shit chad billy wife alone definitely a queen but she's taking y'all y'all keep being great much love south seattle thank you thank you thank you personal is a black youtube is a black youtuber similar to mr beast possible what's holding us back i'm 26 and aspire to be the first black creator to hit a hundred million subs curious uh yeah it's possible um he had a head start you have to fight your big head i mean you guys realize he's been at this for 11 years now i don't know personally i don't know how long you've been at it um but you gotta find your niche and like yes

once you find an algorithm that gets you the most views you got to stay there you got to stay there so he found an algorithm and he's honed in on it he's cornered the market and he's been great at it.

Yeah, but I definitely think it's possible. Absolutely. Absolutely. Lainey Ray asks, if you ever ate cereal, what's your favorite kind? And if you ate, did you pour the cereal before the milk, or did you pour the milk before the cereal like a sociopath? I put the cereal, then i put the milk on top of the cereal yeah i think isn't that the way everybody does i guess somebody put the cereal put

the milk yeah i mean that would make no that would make no sense to put the milk in first and put the goddamn cereal on top of the milk what was my that's that's ass ass backwards that's back ass backwards i don't know man oh joe i mean i think growing up i mean we mainly had cornflakes but like when i when i started you had cornflakes did you at least put sugar in your cornflakes sure okay you good you good you good you good i'm just making sure when i got a little extra money i would buy like diggum smacks i would buy. I would buy... Yeah, what you know about? Hey, I don't like Fruit Loops. Hey, your Fruit Loops used to cut the roof of your mouth?

Nah, I don't like Fruit Loops. You remember that? Big'em Smacks be banging though. What were those... There was... The Donuts. What was it called? The Donuts had like the little Donut cereals. Cheerios? Nah, hell nah. Cheerio wasn't

nothing special. I mean, my grandmother ate Cheerios. But Dunkin', I like Cookie Crisp. You remember Cookie Crisp? Oh, I remember Cookie Crisp. Donuts. I think that was the name

of the cereal. Is there a cereal named Donuts? Yeah. Donuts. Yeah. Okay. donuts I think that was the name of the cereal is there a cereal named donuts yeah donuts yeah I never forget them Fruit Loops I used to I used to eat them so fast and put so many in my mouth at once it used to cut the roof of my mouth I had them Apple Jack I used to hate that I tell you what else I had some too

them King Vitamins anybody in the chat know Now you know what you got if you ate them king vitamins King vitamins Don't act like y'all don't know about them king vitamins Y'all know y'all ate them king vitamins King? What is king vitamins?

You talking about diamonds? Nah nah nah nah nah hey Chad I know I ain't the only one that had no king vitamins y'all need to stop this I know y'all had them king vitamins they laughing king vitamins

you ain't never heard of king vitamins nah I know about them Flintstone vitamins I used to have nah they don't buy them have nah they don't buy them they don't buy them look up King Vitamins yeah for sure but they used to be an orange box

the original box look up the original box of the King Vitamins the original box the orange the orange um or the King Vitamin. The original box. The orange. Oh, wait. King Vitamin is in the cereal? Yeah, that here. That here right there. Y'all see that gotcha. Y'all see it, champ.

Y'all know good way or y'all know about that King Vitamin. I never heard of that. What year that was? in the 50s? You got to, if you got, if you got them stamps, you know, you got that $65 book. Y'all see that they got the EBD card, but they know about them books. Yeah. Hey, them books be selling down here.

$65 book over $40 cash. Yeah, them books used to sell down here, boy. Man, I had a homeboy, my homeboy, bugger to the date, man. He had some. Talked about, take me to the store. I said, where your money? He said, man, I ain't got no money, man. I got food still.

I said, get your ass out of my car. I said, get your ass out of my car. I ain't got no money man i got food so i said get your ass out my car i said get your ass out my car i ain't gonna take you nowhere man come on sean come on get out i'm glad i asked you before you got your ass there uh oh look at that right now oh what you Uh-oh, what you got? Big boy Wait, let me see, what's that, Pateek? Or that Audemars? Audemars Oh, I said it wrong

Audemars Piquet Yeah, I know about that I got, um, just something simple What you got? Not that much, Philip Philip Pline, you know Phillip Pline? Phillip Pline? No, Phillip Pline with a P.

Yeah, small. It ain't cost much. I just like the color. I like the neon color. So I grabbed it. I put on one of the greatest ever. You know who this is. I can't see because it's light.

Oh, Maradona Diego Yeah Diego Maradona One of the greatest 86 World Cup Argentina Yeah okay The handball you don't remember that Yeah

The hand of God I love this show stay cracking up may you uh may you send ocho that plaque please and ask him how to spell plaque hey plaque p-l-a-q-u-e stop playing that i do this yeah i do this i'm not gonna be able to do that currently at this point in time because i heard there was a shortage of postal workers. No, it's not. It's not. You just told me they make $170,000.

Vintre, hey, Uggit Ocho, April Fool's is coming up. What have some of the funny pranks you guys have pulled up? You know, the best part about that, Ocho, is that we weren't in the season. So the season's over with. So that's when you probably would have got pranked. Probably basketball. It would have been some good ones, too, boy, if you was in the season, boy. Yeah.

Ocho, I ain't going to lie, Ocho. I ain't really big into, like, pranking and stuff. I don't really play like that no more. Yeah, me neither. Me neither. I ain't really got no good pranks. Red Hood said, man, I was born in 2001. These kids

are lucky today. If I did half they did today, I'd have to pick a sticker from getting a beat from my FYI African parent. Yeah, man. You couldn't like all that talking back i don't want to you know what but my grandma was not fine for me like all that sucking the teeth roll the eyes stomping your feet no sir no Yeah, these kids get away a lot now.

Huge fan, fellas. I'm a comedian and be more. And I have a TV show called Two Hood for Chicken on the YouTube. I go to different hoods to see who have the best chicken. Would love to have you on the show. What city you think have the best chicken and go Ravens? Wherever church is chicken at? Publix.

Oh, that's good. The public weed be fine. Hey, something about Publix, I don't know where they get that goddamn chicken from, but it's good. It's very good. Derek 350, Uncle Nocho, my wife,

celebrating our 28th anniversary. It would mean the world to us if we could get a shout out. Wishing you both of you Derek 350 Uncle Nocho My wife Daniela Celebrating our 28th anniversary It would mean the world to us If we could get a shout out Wishing you both of you Nothing but the best And continued success Derek and Daniela

Happy 28th anniversary guys That's an amazing Damn 28 28 years together Hey I need y'all I need to talk to y'all I need to talk to y'all Y'all on 28 I'm on 4 I'm need to talk to y'all I need to talk to y'all Y'all on 28

I'm on 4 I'm trying to get there too now Yeah Shit I'm trying to get there So I need to talk to y'all At a later date I like that I'ma take notes

God damn 28 Yeah that's my time Mojo Woo Shit Anise Farm D as Ocho versus Myles Garrett Who's winning right now miles garrett what in a fight i beat my garrett ass miles garrett and wait she didn't say i'll take miles garrett i'll take jason garrett i'll take i'll take any of it. Hey, man, I beat Miles Garrett ass, man.

You can't outrun Miles Garrett. You're not going to block Miles Garrett. You can't DM up on the court, on the basketball court. Don't disrespect me like that. I've beaten elite NBA players in basketball. Miles Garrett ain't scoring on me. Man, please. That's my story. I'm sticking to it.

Alright, I'm sure you want to stick to that story, but I'm just telling you, I would beat Miles Garrett on the court, in the boxing ring, on the football field, in golf, in FIFA, in Call of Duty. Matter of fact, any NFL player,

I don't care who it is. They not beat me in nothing competitive. In today's current game, nobody is, none of them beat me in nothing competitive. At their position or any other sport. And that's how I feel. And if they want to smoke and see this, they know where I'm at. I'll come to you. Didn't I tell you facts ain't feelings?

And feelings aren't facts. Yeah, but what I'm talking about is a fact. What I'm talking about is a fact because I'm built like that. Well, I appreciate that. Please make sure you subscribe and hit that like button. Thank you for joining us again for another episode of Nightcap. I'm your favorite on Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite number 85 soccer jersey wearing.

Hey, route runner extraordinaire. Bengals ring of fame. Honorary pro bowler. All pro Liberty City's own Mr. soccer jersey wearing, route runner extraordinaire, Bengals ring of fame, honoree, pro bowler, all pro, Liberty City's own, Mr. Real Rosado, Chad,

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