Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: LeBron defends Bronny, Beyonce tops country charts. dangers of dating & AI

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson discuss LeBron James defending his son on Twitter, Beyonce's new single going #1 on the country chart, & the pitfalls of dating an AI hologram. 0:00 LeBron tweets about Bronny James criticism10:30 Beyonce reaches top of charts with new country songs21:00 Wendy’s preparing to test surge pricing model24:30 Woman planning to marry AI hologram based off previous romantic partners - Unc and Ocho think she’s out of her mind30:00 Ocho is a fan of stretch marks aka “tiger stripes” and fupa35:15 Q and Ayeee1:00:00 Much more Nightcap #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Voila! You got straightway. They try to save everybody. Listen to Spiraled on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. wherever you get your podcasts. LeBron defends Bronny after he's dropped from 2024 NBA mock draft. Bronny was removed from ESPN's 2024 mock draft and has been projected to be picked in 2025. He tweeted and later deleted, can y'all please just let the kid be a kid and enjoy college basketball?

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Let's talk real basketball, people. What's your take? I mean, listen, I like what LeBron is saying. Obviously, at times, it's not fair. A lot of us, Marvin Harrison, myself, Jerry Rice, you have kids, LeBron, the pressures that come behind with having to live up to the expectations and doing what the fathers did. Yes. All you have to do is work. That's it. Forget the naysayers. Forget all the people. Forget all the noise on the outside. Just continue to grind at your own pace. And when it's your time to shine, you will shine.

I tell my son all the time, you don't need to look like me. You don't need to go out there and be like me. You need to create your own identity and create your own lane in the way you like to do. Whether it be football, whether even if you don't want to play football, whatever it is you want to do in life, I support you 100%. But you got to do your best at it. Again, LeBron's case with Bronny, it's even different. Everybody's watching. Everybody expecting, well, you're LeBron's son. So Bronny, it's even different. Everybody's watching. Everybody expecting, well, you're LeBron's son, so you got to play to the standard.

You got to have these kind of stats. You got to do this. You got to do that. But again, don't rush him. Allow him to enjoy. Allow him to grow and groom and enjoy the game of basketball. I think, look, God wasn't going to double bless you. He was not going to give you that talent and turn around and give it to your son.

Right. I mean, one of two things happened. I mean, look, we've seen a lot of players play to have a father-son. Ken Griffey Sr., Ken Griffey Jr. Bobby Barnes, Barry Barnes. Felipe Alou, Moises Alou. I mean, Vlad Guerrero and his son, Vlad Jr. So we've seen a lot of that.

We've seen Archie Manning. He had Peyton and Eli. But Archie, as good as he was, he wasn't Peyton. And my son didn't want that because he didn't want, because every time your dad would have caught that, man, your dad made that play. He just got your uncle, man. You know how good, man. didn't want because every time your dad would have caught that man your dad made that play he he just got your uncle man you know how good man you're whoo and so he just did like no dad i don't i'm

cool with it i i never forced my kids in any direction whatever you choose because i didn't want them to get 25 30 and says i only did this because of you right right no no you did that because of you that's what you wanted to do. Right. But I think the thing is, look, the comparison was going to be there, but LeBron has to be careful is that when LeBron,

when Junior, Bronny plays well, and then you say, well, he's better than some players in the NBA because people are going to, people are going to remember you said that.

Right. And so that's what you have to be careful. And I understand that's his son. What's he supposed to say? He's supposed to believe that his son is as good as some current NBA players. But you have to be careful of that.

Because they're like, hold on, wait a minute. A high school kid is as good a player than the NBA? It's not very... LeBron. You could have said that about LeBron that LeBron as a high school senior was as good as some players in the NBA and you would have been absolutely right

right yeah I don't believe you could maybe but if you look at Kobe's rookie year could you have said that in high school maybe but there was no there was a definitive definitive that lebron james was better than some current nba players when he was a senior in high school no question he was six nine probably 200 pounds could jump out to could

jump out could play all five positions he was a guard but he could play the two, the three, the four, the five. He could do it all. But because Bronny doesn't possess his dad's athleticism or size, it's different. And so, LeBron has to understand, bro, he gonna get strays because of you.

Yeah. You know the funny thing? Even if LeBron didn't say anything, he going to he gonna get strays because of you. Yeah. That's what you have to understand. You know the funny thing? Even if LeBron didn't say anything, he going to catch the stray just in general, just because of who your father is in general. Yes! Just because. But I think Bronny knows that and Bronny has the type of temperament where he doesn't really care.

He doesn't really care. You can't. It's like water off a duck's back. You can't. Unless, there have only been a handful of, I think the holes, uh, uh, uh,

Brett Bobby hole played hockey and the father and the son is in the, in the hall of fame, but it doesn't happen. Maybe there's, maybe there's like a situation in baseball. Uh, I don't know. It's,

it's not, it's Felipe. I know Felipe know. Nah, is Felipe? I know Felipe, he had a brother named Matty and his son, Moises. They all play, but I don't know if Felipe, I don't think Moises is in the Hall of Fame. I don't think Felipe is in the Hall of Fame or Matty. But

it's a rarity that you look at Kareem, you look at Magic, you look at Jordan, you look at Jordan. I mean, come on, bro. You actually think God will give you all of that and give your sons that ability too did his son hoop too I think he ended up

playing at UCF wait hold on it's cold let me turn this air down man she may have got me in the freezing here hold on baby baby cold. Let me turn this air down, man. She trying to she may got me in the freezing. Hold on. Baby. Baby. But he's in high school. Let him play.

He'll develop. He's going to be what he's going to be. He's going to be what he's going to be. But let him be that. Because, like I said, it's tough. I don't envy either one because I don't know what they expected LeBron I mean my son I mean if I had a son that was playing sports and and wanted to go to the

next level hell yeah I'm gonna hype him up I give you an example my brother said the same thing my brother used to say used to tell his college teammates like my brother is good enough my brother could start here in South Carolina. He said he could. He would always say, oh, yeah, he's going to play. I mean, it's going to take him a while because he's not advanced because he didn't get the coaching that I got. Right. But give him a couple of years.

So I don't begrudge LeBron from hyping his son. Hell, my brother hyped me. But obviously, our relationship is very similar. Even though he's not my dad, he was my role model. So everything that he did, I wanted to do. But I get it.

But people are looking to pounce. I mean, I don't get a reason why you want to beat a kid up. Because at the end of the day, he's still a kid. Regardless of who his dad is, he's a 19-year-old kid. I think he's 19.

I think he's a 19-year-old kid. Yeah. Some of the people that want to beat him up, some of the people that want to pounce are the ones that really can't find, they're not happy with themselves for one. Yeah. You're not in a position to be able to do what he's doing. Then you have, you have personal gripes with LeBron itself and now you have another week

because LeBron is doing so well, there's really nothing you can say about him. So what's the first thing you do? What's the first angle you take? Take a shot at the kid. Take a shot at the kid. Yeah. because LeBron is doing so well, there's really nothing you can say about him. So what's the first thing you do? What's the first angle you take? Take a shot at the kids. Take a shot at the kids. Yeah. So,

and I never understood that, why, you know, it's hard for me, Ocho, to like, dislike someone that I didn't, I've never met. Right. I mean,

it's a lot of people, a lot of people Right. And it's a lot of people like that. Yes! There's a lot of people like, I ask people all the time, just somebody just tweeted me that the other day. It was a tweet, talk about us. It was a nightcap clip. And somebody said, you know what?

I like Uncle, but I don't like Ocho. And I tweeted it back like, Miss, you know what, I don't even know you, but I love you. And the fact that, how I don't like Ocho. And I tweeted back, like, Miss, you know what? I don't even know you, but I love you. And the fact that, how could you not like me? Like, some people that, even if you haven't met me, I'm really likable. Right. Like, sometimes I might have a punchable face, but I'm a really likable individual.

If you've met me before, and I've greeted you with that hug and fucking bringing in here, acting like I've known you for 30 years and I never met you a day in your life, how could you not like me? I'm so cool. Yeah, and LeBron has to understand it's the same thing that he was saying about Lonzo, that Lonzo was better than Steph Curry.

And people are like, bro, are you serious? The man is an MVP. The man is a champion. And you try to say your son, that's in college is better than him he's better than Russ he's better than this come on LeVar I understand hype your kid up but you're talking about first of all there's only 400 players in the world that says I'm an NBA player 400 there's There's 8 billion people. 400 can call themselves NBA players. Now, current NBA players. Now, you might have been a retired player

or you might have played in the NBA and now you're overseas, but I'm saying current. There's only 400 men can say that. And so you saying your son that's in college is better than one of the... At the time, Steph Curry was arguably one of the two best players in all the

world. But your son in college is better. So people are like, come on, LeVar. Now, I understand that you believe your son can play in the NBA, but damn. Why you had to go to Steph? And so, that's the approach that people took with LeBron. They're like, LeBron, okay, I get

it. You love your son, and we're glad that you're in his life. But come on, bro. In the NBA, he better than NBA players in high school? That's how you got to feel about your kids sometimes. Sometimes you got to put them up on that pedestal because that's how you feel, you know? And listen, look how they turned. They did turn out pretty good, obviously.

He ain't better than Steph. Yeah, he's not better than Steph. But them boys do the ballin'. But Alonzo, hopefully he... Which one is hurt? Alonzo is the one that's hurt right now. Alonzo is the oldest. He's the one that's been dealing with knee issues

over the last couple of years. But Melo? Melo. Hey, well, young boy, young boy. Nice with it, boy. He nice with it. So, that's that.

Beyonce's Texas Hold'em has soared to the top of the Billboard Hot 100. This week prior, Texas Hold'em was the first single by a black woman, as said female earlier, was the first by a black woman to reach number one on the Hot Country Song Charts, an achievement on the hot country song charts and achievements

celebrated by notable country music artists and songwriters dolly parton praised beyonce for topping the country chart and black country songwriter alice randall said that she could retire now after seeing beyonce's triumph beyonce is also the first woman of color. Oh, she isn't the first woman. Of color and country music, other other artists like Mickey Guyton and Britney Spencer have found success in recent years, while Linda Martel blazed the trail as the first black female solo artist to find success in the genre 50 years ago. artist to find success in the genre 50 years ago. Many believe Beyonce's success could lead to more attention on other Black country artists who paved the way at this genre for years. Yep. I knew it was going to happen. I knew it was going to happen. I knew it. I knew it. Beyonce is one of those artists that can lock in and go into any genre of music and be successful because she has range. She has range. I told you, I've worked with, like I told you, I know you

don't believe me sometimes, when I was a backup dancer with Beyonce, when I went on tour with Beyonce, when I worked with Beyonce on Lemonade and we filmed and I was a choreographer for some of the moves that she did, some of the stuff you saw on her tour, on the Renaissance tour, some of that was my shit. Okay. Some of the stuff, some of the choreography was my shit. Really?

So I already know the type of work she put in and I understood what was coming once she came out with this album. I knew it was going to happen and you're seeing it right beforehand. This is greatness. You are witnessing true greatness. Once in a lifetime stuff. It takes a special type of person to leave what you're great at and to branch out and do something else. Michael Jordan.

It'd still be great. Michael, no. It'd still be great. No, yeah. But like Michael Jordan says, okay, I'm going to try baseball. He wasn't good at it. But for him to say, I'm going to try it. Do you know how I like for me?

I like to stay in my comfort zone. Like what I'm good at. I'm good at talking. I can play sports. I was good at my hand. I coordination was really good. I'm good at talking. So no matter the format, debate, conversation, interview interview whatever you want to call it

I'm good at that but you try to get me into something like nah that ain't me so for Beyonce to whatever R&B pop whatever classification you want to list her music as for her to branch out and do something totally different man

ain't very many willing to do that ain't many willing to do that. Ain't many willing to do that. So I commend her. Right. You know, they always say to stay in your lane. They always tell you to stay in your lane. They always tell you to stick to what you're good at.

Yeah. But that's the thing when it comes to Beyonce and anything that she touches, it turns to gold. Because she has the range. She has the skillset. She has the artistic impression to do any and everything that most artists can do, which is why she's going to be successful regardless of what angle she chooses to go to. Right. And this is what you're seeing.

Now, I'm not supposed to be saying this, but I'm going to say it anyway. I'm going to say it anyway. My team, Beyonce's team, at some point, we're going to say it anyway. I'm going to say it anyway. My team, Beyonce's team, at some point, we're going to have a tour. You know, we taking the show on the road now. So get your cowboy boots, get your cowboy hats ready. And I got a call with Jay-Z tomorrow.

So we're going to see how this thing play out. I'm hoping, I'm hoping I can get some work again with them and do some of the choreography. Oh, you want to do that? I mean, I was there for the Own the Renaissance tour, so why not bring me back?

Well, damn, I thought you was on the Lemonade tour. I was on all of them. Oh, okay. I do great work. What you mean? That's what I do, baby. But, Ocho, there's like,

many believe Beyonce's success could lead to more attention on other Black artists. You know, we really the only community that are asked. Everybody else has gotten a hand from someone that wasn't in their community, but only us.

We're asked to come up. Okay, come up with something that can help us how to talk to you and how to treat you. And how can you help your community? Huh? Right.

Damn. So that's Beyonce. Now, I'm happy for Beyonce. And some people do take it upon themselves, like, you know what, I'm here, I'm going to give back. But we're really the only ones that's tasked to do that. Right. I mean, it's unfortunate. And it's always been been that way it's been that way for a long time it's been that way for a very

very long time and I just I think we need to y'all still y'all feelings about that about that Taylor Swift and Beyonce they still have their feelings about that y'all be over it.

Y'all will find something else to talk about. But go ahead, Ocho. What were you saying? No, just, we need to enjoy it. We need to bask in the greatness that is Beyonce. Oh, yeah. She's a phenomenal talent. But, Ocho, who said she wasn't talented? Nobody.

Nobody did. Nobody did. But obviously, you know, when it comes to the public and you say certain things, when you compare it to her and Taylor Swift, people are going to take what you say and twist your words. And that's unfortunate. And me being a high B, I've been a high B for a minute. You know, I support her. I support all her music.

Yeah. And I'm just excited for her. I'm excited for her and all she's done. So, man, I still can't believe. I mean, for me, one of the greatest of all time. For sure. Look, a lot of a lot of first of all, a lot of like Beyonce and Aretha and Whitney, they started out singing church in the church. And obviously you have range.

You got the voice. church and obviously you have range um you got the boys um but for her this is and i look there have been black people saying in country and maybe the roots uh uh in country and black have roots in country but it's not very many of them um because i don't know how many blacks i mean i'm sure there's some but that's not a probably a heavy black demographic that tracks in country. I'm sure there are some. Darius Rucker branched out and did what he's singing, what he's singing, and then

he did country. Charlie Pryde is the one that we all remember. My grandfather loved Charlie Pryde, but for her to be here in her genre and say, you know what? She probably lay in the bed and say, hey, babe. Like, what up, B?

You know what? You like what, baby? I think I'm going to do a country album. You know what Jay-Z said? What? Baby's going to be number one. Every time. Every time. Every time.

They say that the chat said they can't hear me. Chat, y'all can hear me now? Yeah, I hear you. No, I'm saying they were saying Ocho, turn your mic up.

Oh. You do realize it's the beehive, not hive bee. Huh? It's the beehive. That's what I said. I said beehive. You said beehive.

I did? Yeah. It's all good. Hold on. Hey, can y'all... Just put the emoji up. Just put the bee emoji. Everybody know what you're talking about.

Hello, hello, hello. Mic check, mic check. one, two, one, two Okay, they can hear me now Okay, we good, we good I saw it, I saw it multiple times Someone saying, turn your mic up, I can't hear you Yeah, they hear you Oh, they got me, they got me

Yeah, we back, we back They heard you been capping from the start What, I ain't lying about nothing Abraham Sawant Said, Ocho put the cap In nightcap from the start. What did I lie about? I didn't lie about nothing. Abraham Sawant said, Ocho put the cap in nightcap. Well, hold on, Abraham.

Abraham, tell me something. I didn't lie about nothing. Everything I've said is through experience and you can Google this shit. What y'all talking about? Look at Beyonce's album and look at the goddamn credits.

You'll see my name. Y'all don't be knowing, man. You do realize that Beyonce keeps an NDA effect and so you've been doing too much talking. So I don't know if you're going to be on a team.

Listen, the talking that I'm doing is nothing bad in reference to the work that you've done. You do know how NDA work, bro. That's a non-disclosure. Listen, not what I'm talking about. There's certain things

I can discuss or talk about and I haven't said anything. Yes, you can. How are you going to tell me and I work with Beyonce? How are you going to tell me, yo? Because I know people that have NDAs that's like her. They don't even talk about that they work for them. They don't even mention that they work.

We already know. Listen, if you went to the show You would have saw me at the renaissance tour And warm ups You would have saw me in rehearsal So how you going to tell me Because guess what I saw you dancing for Beyonce

They going to say that wasn't me Like I said I know, but I'm just telling you I know people that have worked for people I said I know but I'm just telling you with people that I know people that have worked for people I don't know what people you know but I'm not sure if they're as high up the food chain as I am

where I can say the things that I'm saying maybe that's the difference you can't say that Beyonce lawyers don't tell you they work for Beyonce they're not supposed to we all know who our lawyers are I mean you don't have to say it

you just know Wendy are preparing to test the Uber style surge pricing model where prices will fluctuate throughout the day based on demand Wendy's CEO said company will invest 20 million in high techtech menu boards

that will be available to update prices in real time. So you know like with Uber, like at times of the day that the prices go up or down or there's an event, something going on, so Wendy's said we're going to do our pricing like that. So lunchtime,

dinner time, the price is going to fluctuate. Hell nah. That double junior, that thing better be $1.50 like it normally is. The Baconator? I only know about

the Baconator because my little brother got me hooked to it one time. One time I went with him to Wendy's. Obviously, really not my thing. I did it one time. One time, I went with him to Wendy's. Obviously, really not my thing. I did it one time. But that junior, is it Son of the Baconator? Is that what you call it?

Yeah. I don't know what kind of sauce they put on the Son of the Baconator, but man, listen here. They got something with that sandwich there. You eat that double Baconator? Yeah, I did it one time.

I ain't been back since. I ain't been to Wendy's in a minute, though. For real? I can give credit where credit is due. The son of a Baconator was so goddamn good. I don't know what kind of sauce they had on that burger.

I don't know what it was, but it was phenomenal. Now, I don't really like this idea that they're doing... The price surge that, yeah. Big time, the price go up or down. I ain't with that either, Ocho. Set your prices like everybody else doing. Set your prices like everybody else doing.

Set your prices like everybody else doing so I know how much money I need. Right. Set your prices. Don't play. Don't flip-flop. Don't play. I don't want no surge.

I understand supply and demand. Set your goddamn price and leave it where it's at. I don't know what the price of a Baconator or a Frosty or whatever that is, but I'm expecting if I go in there and I order it

and it's like Frosty, fries, drink, it's $5, $6, $7, $8, $10. Let's just say $10. $10. Man, let me call between $12 and $1 and you talk about $14. I was just in there yesterday.

I see stuff like that with turning people away. It caused people not to go to your franchise anymore. One thing, don't play with people's food and don't play with people's money. Them two different things you can't play with. Now you play with both of them, one more strike you out. One more strike you out. People ain't going to show up to

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Now it's time for one of our favorite segments, Ocho. It's time for Nightcap After Dark. Let's take a look. Oh, hold on, hold on. Nightcap After Dark. Hey, let me get my shades. Man, somebody said a combo at Wendy's is $15. What the hell?

What Wendy's they go to? In Beverly Hills? That mofo must be on the moon. They for real, they just planted a series. As you're looking it up right now. How much is a Baconator combo, Ash? Yeah, that can't be real. $11?

Oh, the Doradash. Yeah, but I figured, like I said, I'm just doing the pricing because when I was in Atlanta, I stopped through Chick-fil-A and I was like, okay. So I was about to say $5. Man, $5, probably about 10, 15 years ago that you get a burger, fries, and a drink for $5.

You ain't getting that no more for that. Shows how much I go in there and get, buy food for fast food. Check this out, Ocho. A woman is planning to marry an AI hologram that's trained using data from a previous romantic partner. Oh, no, no, no.

Not partner, partners. So she got an AI hologram that she's going to marry that took trained data from some of her previous partners. So she wanted a perfect man and she created it. based on something where she can't get no penetration, no physical touch, a hologram. Yeah. This makes no sense. And you will still be left empty and lonely just like those that left you in your past. What are we doing?

What are we doing? Like, what are we doing? Continue to find the man you're looking for. We all come with problems. We all come with bad news. I ain't got no problem. I'm on a solution. I come with solutions. Okay. I understand man you're looking for. We all come with problems. We all come with bad. I ain't got no problem. I'm on a solution. I come with solutions.

Okay. I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. But like, come on, man. Marriott, hologram technology. Like that makes no sense. It makes no sense. At some point, you can get tired of him too.

You can get tired of the build-a-bear hologram of all the partners you've been with and you're going to get sick of that too. And you're still not going to be happy. And then you the partners you've been with, and you're going to get sick of that too. And you're still not going to be happy. And then you're going to look in the mirror and you're going to realize, well, maybe I'm the problem. Because you are the common denominator.

Yeah, yeah. It's about self-reflecting. Take accountability. I'm the problem. Thank you. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Man, I... Man, man, people...

What you think about that? Man, I think she out of damn mind. Man, you know what I think about that, man. I don't... All that foolishness. How you gonna marry Hollywood? You know what it is, Ocho? Everybody looking for protection. For, excuse me, perfection. So, she's gonna take traits from different partners.

Okay. Maybe he had the perfect height. Maybe he had the right personality. Maybe he had a great sense of humor. Maybe he was loving. Come on, man. God dang. It's still a hologram.

I know, but I'm saying she wants the perfect because she said, I'm never going to find perfection in one man. And you're not said, I'm never going to find perfection in one man. And you're not. And you're not going to find perfection in one woman. You're not. No. You just look. The thing is, when you're looking for a mate, a wife, other significant other.

You're never going to find someone with all the qualities that you want. you're never going to find someone with all the qualities that you want. You hopefully you find someone that has enough of the qualities that the ones that they don't have, you're willing to overlook those. So if you, if you got 10 qualities that you're looking for in a person, the likelihood of you finding all 10 are not very good. If you were getting, you might get seven, you get the seven, I guess. Now, hopefully the ones that they don't possess

are the major ones that you're looking for. Mm-hmm. But if you go down the toilet, you go by 10 or 10, you a damn lie. Please, that's not even realistic. No, exactly. I think that's one of the issues

for us growing up. We're fed, I like to call them lies. We're fed a fairy tale, movie endings, always happy and thinking life is going to be perfect in relationships and thinking the things that we watch on TV, sitcoms, that's not real life. That's not reality at times. Now, can you get those normally? Yeah, in the beginning, it's always like that. In the beginning of everything, it's beautiful. It's peaches and cream. Oh my God, I love him. We're going to be happily ever after. Do you know how long forever is? Let me take my glasses off. Do you know how long forever is? Yeah. You ever thought about that? Yeah.

Well, it takes a lot of discipline, man. It takes a lot of work, man. And it's the kind of work that many people don't want to put in, especially these days, because when something don't work out with one person you're with, oh, you know, we quick, we on to the next. And then the cycle continues to repeat itself over and over and over again. Yeah. Expectations will always steal your joy every time. Yeah. Every time.

But see, it's the way you get the comparisons. When you start comparison this one to that one or the one before that one. Comparison is the thief of joy every time especially especially with social media oh yeah you know looking at you looking at these pages this nice and she got these bags and she got this house and she got this car and he got he got this jewelry and everybody everybody everybody look at everybody oh should it be about talent to my own shallow i am yeah i'm like the kiddie pool i'm shallow like everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody

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everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody

everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody you can eat pancakes in our heart. I want to stack back this high, Ocho. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? You know what I'm talking about. That's how you want it? Yeah.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Listen, I'm with you when you're right. And I got to be careful what I say because I got ears not too far from you. I know what you're talking about.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Baby. Oh, no, I'll be good. She's asleep. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Everybody be more perfect. You know, I take a little dimpling. I You know what I'm saying? Everybody be, well, perfect. You know, I take a little dimpling. I take a little dimpling on the back of your leg. Yeah, yeah. Stretch marks. Yeah. Stretch marks. Listen, the tiger stripes.

The tiger stripes. Ocho. Ocho, you said stretch marks. I ain't say pleats. Don't give hold on. Ocho, you said stretch marks. I ain't say pleats. Don't give me no pleats now. I said stretch marks. Stretch marks. You know what I'm saying?

It lets me know you're growing a little bit. Right, right. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to take you back now. Wait, I'm making sure. I'm talking about you like the fupa. I like the fupa.

You like the fupa? Like the fupa. You don't like the fupa? Hold on, Ocho. I like the fupa because when you're spooned, I like to grab the fupa. I like to grab the fupa. I like the fupa. You like the fupa? Like the fupa. You don't like the fupa? Hold on. If I press... I like the fupa because when you spoon, I like to grab the fupa. I like to grab the fupa, man. You don't search that. Look, if I press it down, as long as it don't pop right back up,

I'm good. Right. You know what I'm saying? There you go. There you go. I like the fupa. You always... She can't hear me. You always said, 180? Damn. You ain't a lady. You always She can't hear me You always said 180 Yeah

You ain't a lady 180 210 Count your boy in I'm all Count your boy in 220 I had a plenty

You know how to say that Don't talk that between me and you Now Now between me and you In the chat Chat Don't talk Don't talk

Take it no fuck Chat Don't you take it no fuck Yep That's us right there Oh boy Yeah man I got this one here

A little project of mine Yeah Helping my baby gain a little bit of my weight So right now I got it about 160 Yeah I got it about the 160 I got it in the gym I got it on the routine Got it all meal preps, everything.

I'm going to get it about 180 before April. Yeah, man. I like what I'm saying right now, Ocho. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man. She got bad enough stretch marks. They ain't bothering me. They ain't nothing.

Hell, I rub Cocoa Butter on the floor. I like it. Come on, baby. I'm rubbing the side. I got Cocoa Butter and everything. Listen, I like all that. Tea tree oil. I got all that for you, Ocho. Everything. Yeah. Cocoa Butter. Listen, I like all that. Tea tree oil, I got all that for a mocho.

Everything. Cocoa butter. Yeah, for sure. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that. A lot of fellas are looking for perfection. When I was young, mocho.

Hey, man, you know what I'm saying? I had one mocho. Looked like a bag of oatmeal. Wet oatmeal. That's what I'm saying. We like that right there. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I like that. I like Ocho look like a bag of oatmeal, wet oatmeal. I was saying we like that right there. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

I like that. I like that. I like that. Yeah. I like ain't nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's motherhood. Talk about ball, you crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Like they want a little bowling ball. Bowling ball. But you know, you had a three-finger bowling ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I like right there, Ocho. Yeah.

That's art. See, y'all don't let them Instagram them, Instagram them, them fool y'all. Then and then, all them filters, all them filters, then y'all will think,

ooh, man, look at them. Man, please. A lot of women are ashamed of the stretch marks. A lot of women are ashamed of what happens after having a child. There are some of us men out here

that love, that love the stretch marks, that love all the little nuances of motherhood that God has blessed you with. Some of us, some of us don't care.

Like, I don't care nothing about that. I had one in college, Ocho. You put that spoon in the window to hold it up. I had to put that spoon

up on the stomach to hold it up. Yeah. Boy. Damn. Listen put that spoon up on the stomach to hold it up. Yeah. Boy. Damn. Listen, but you... That was before Skims. That was before Skims.

They had them pantyhose. They put them pantyhose way up there. And you ain't know. Man, they took them pantyhose down and everything. Man, I could love it. All right out. We here now. Listen, it ain't nothing like...

Listen, I'm talking about the past now. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, we... It ain't nothing like a listen, I'm talking about the past now. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, we in here. It ain't nothing like a BBW, boy. Damn. Lord, you know what? God forgive me. Damn.

God forgive me. Yeah, I ain't like that no more now, Ocho. You know, I done graduated, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Your world was hard. You had it hard. Here come a white flag now. I done.

But your jersey hanging in the rafters. Yeah, Ocho. Hell, let me get me. Let me wave my flag. I don't want no problems. I Don't want no problems Yeah, man, yeah ain't nothing wrong with that Maybe look at it, but they'd be looking at perfection. But hey, a little tiger stripe, you know what I'm saying? No, that is, I'm talking about, we talking about art. Lightning stripe.

You know how the lightning stripe, you look up at the stripe and that lightning like, and it just lands on all over the place. Yeah. Boy. Lord, have mercy. There's a certain appreciation

that men don't have for that because now all the technology, the enhancements, the procedures that so many are getting done. Yeah, they got you, J.D. Like, yeah, the art of the organic, authentic,

strict smarts and some of the things that I am accustomed to loving, well, used to be accustomed to loving because now it's a little different. It's gone. It's gone it's gone

huh joy over here to my ball man yeah baby over here he crack it up man but that wasn't what i thought that wasn't for the time yeah yeah long time ago a long time ago yeah man long time ago i'm trying to i'm trying to keep it cute now trying to keep it cute now. Trying to keep it cute. I don't want no problems tomorrow. Check this out, Ocho. A kilt-wearing shoplifter stuck antiques up his butt and put them back on the shelves. At an antique gallery in Spring, I don't know where that is,

it's Texas, a man was filmed concealing items in a manner described as police in his rectum before placing them back on the shelves. Reportedly, the items involved an incident of a makeup brush, an antique bottle opener,

a piece from a restoration hardware store, hardware, and tobacco tin can. Another store experienced a similar incident with the same guy. The affected merchandise was either thrown away or thoroughly cleaned following the incident. Oh, sure. That's why I don't buy nothing.

I always reach to the back. I never get the first thing down. I go way to the back and pull it out. Help me understand what's the point. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we trying to accomplish by this? For one, this is an antique store,

so I would never be in an antique store anyway buying anything that is antique because it sounds like it's expensive. If it's antique, that means the price tag completely out of my range. Completely out of my price range. Sometimes they just have stuff that's not available anymore

that doesn't make it anymore. And sometimes people just want, yeah, antique see people call them estate sales when i was growing up we call them rummage sales because you put stuff out in the yards and people just come rummage through it so that's what we call we call them rummage sales now they call them estate sales where people come steal the same thing it's something out of their house yeah you're laughing because they know exactly what they know exactly what i'm talking about but yeah that's what it was on but now obviously people like people that have really really high end valuables they'll you know

they'll put them up they'll put them take them to a consignment shop right you know and they sell them on consignment where you know the store sells it it's gonna get x and they're going to give you X. But, man, man, these people, man. People, God, I ain't realize. Ocho, you didn't realize how... Yes, you took the word right out of my mouth. Like, no end goal, just

out here just doing stuff. I guarantee you I bet it was for content purposes. I bet it was for some content. I guarantee he doing bet it was for content purposes. I bet it was for some content. I guarantee you he doing that craziness for some goddamn content. I mean, why he stick a bottle opener in his boogie?

You know, I'm sure they got a box here. You can buy a bottle opener. I mean, you can find one of those. I mean, come on, bro. I mean, he trying to be like, that's incredible. He can open a bottle cap with a booty. Bro, listen. I guarantee you whoever was doing this, I mean he tried to be like That's incredible He can open a bottle cap With a booty Right Listen

I guarantee you Whoever was doing this Trying to create some content Trying to go viral Trying to get some engagement You get paid for it From my understanding I didn't even know

You get paid for TikTok Ain't nobody told me about that Oh yeah For sure So I guarantee He was trying to get paid Why you think They be doing this

Remember I told you All these pranks And people be playing and I said everybody don't play like you play. You play like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You throwing water, you in the hardware store

and you throwing stuff over the top of each other and you look it up. Man, y'all better stop playing with people. You all at the gas station and all. Man, stop playing. Y'all play too much. You know what's funny is the fact that people are creating stories

that aren't organic, that aren't true just for engagement, just to get paid. Yeah. That's why I don't know. Half the time, I don't think nothing is ever real because it's all made up. Everybody got a story. Everybody got some type of something that's happening. Or I'm on this date.

She didn't want to pay half with me. Or I went out with eight girls and everybody wanted to spit the bill. Yeah. Everything is fabricated. Yeah. Everything is fabricated. Everything is fabricated because they're trying to get a goddamn check. But I'm saying, okay, you want to fabricate stuff,

but don't bring people into your fabrication. Now, if you got your girlfriends and the guy's like, oh, okay, say you showed up with eight girls and you're trying to get me to pay. That's one thing, but you're playing these pranks and you're pouring water on me and you trying to get me to pay that's one thing but you playing these pranks and you pouring water on me and you uh hell nah you trying to steal my car i don't play like that right right right right right right yeah i don't know don't play with what oh no you gotta throw all that away but see ocho that's why i don't buy the first thing like

they got a lot of stuff. I always reach to the back. Reach to the back? I ain't getting the first. If it's the last one, I thought you was going to the stars. Nah, they wouldn't have but one. Why did you get it? Hell nah. It was left up for a reason. Hell to the dog. When you growing up,

you go try on clothes, the last pair of jeans, man, you know how many ass and balls done been in those jeans? I ain't finna get them to wear up. Hell nah. Hell to the nah, man. I don't know. Hell nah.

Hey, that's a good one. That's a good one. Nah, hell nah. I never thought about it like that. Man, you know the last pair of jeans. Do you know how many people done been in them jeans? Yeah.

That's the same thing. When you go to Foot Locker, you go to any shoe store, and you try on shoes. Yeah, I never tried. You know how many people tried on your size? Mm-mm. You get a little footie, you don't ever get a little footie sock when you go try on shoes?

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. OK, OK, OK, OK. Same, same, same. But I have my own socks. Man, do you know how many damn feet done been in them little footie socks? Hey, this is another thing. Think about when. Okay. Okay. But I have my own socks. Man, you know how many damn feet done been in them little footy socks? Hey, this is another thing. Think about when we go to hotels.

You know how many people done had them washcloths and had them towels? Hold on. I can't remember last time I even tried on a pair of shoes. As a matter of fact, I can't remember last time I tried on something in a store. Damn. You don't go shopping? Shelly ordered it. They send it to the last time I tried on something in a store. Damn, you don't go shopping?

Shelly ordered it. They sent it to the house. I like it. I keep it. If not, I send it back. I can't remember the last time. I can't remember the last time. I think it's probably been about seven, eight years I've been to the store

and tried on a pair of shoes. God damn. I'm going nowhere. I mean, shit. Listen, I'm going to hit H&M. I'm going to hit Zara. I'm going to hit Urban Outfitters. I'm going to hit Express Men.

I got to try stuff on. I can't have you send me stuff without me trying it on because if you send it to me and it don't fit, now I got to send it back. I need to make sure everything is in place

so when it's time to wear... I don't sit on that comforter on the bed. I pull that thing back. Man, people that did all kinds of things on top of that comforter. They don't wash that comforter every day. They wash them sheets every day. They wash them pillowcases every day.

That comforter... Hell nah. I ain't sitting on that comforter. I ain't never thought about that. When I was in college, you asked anybody. I ain't let nobody sit on my bed. No, you're going to sit your ass on my bed. I'm the only one who's going to sit their ass on my bed.

You come in there, you sit on the chair or you stand up. Ain't nobody sit on my bed. Hell, no. Oh, shoot. Hell, no. No. People talking about you ain't heard of the washing machine nope you can't wash when when 20 asses done been in a pair of jeans only mine no i i i don't get out like that nope nope nope that ain't that ain't for me see now ash now this explains why we can't move to houston I was thinking about going to Houston, Jordan.

Now, they're putting stuff in the rectum and putting it back on the shelf. Ah, nah. They might be doing that with soda. You was thinking of moving to Houston? Huh? Nah, he might be going up and down the coast just putting stuff in his butt and putting it back on the shelf. You thinking of move to Houston?

Yeah, I was thinking about moving. Well, shit, if you move to Houston, I'm coming too, shit. You coming to Houston? Shit, boy, if you moving, shit, I'm coming to Houston too. Uh, nah. Yeah.

I don't need to be nowhere near you. You get, you, you have... You ain't gonna be near me, but if you moving there, I'm gonna move there too. I ain't gonna move nowhere near you. I just want to get me near me, but if you're moving there, I'm going to move there too. I ain't going to move nowhere near you. I just want to get me

one of them big old houses. They got them down there. They're cheap. I want one of them big because you get a lot of bang for your buck. All I care about, I want me some horses.

I want me some horses. That's it. No. Uncle ain't got no tattoos. We're moving to Houston, boy. Yeah. Baby, we're moving to Houston. We got no tattoos. We moving to Houston, boy. Yeah. Baby, we moving to Houston. We got to go.

Man, you already in a no-stack state. I know. I know. I'm going to get a place out there too, though. Yeah. So then we can do the show. We can do the show. Like, I can come to your house and we can do the show.

Yeah. So we ain't got to. We can be right there and have a camera. And we'd be sitting next to each other. And we'd be like Sitting next to each other And we'd be like Hey Like what up You know

Yeah somebody said Houston trouble Yeah the Houston trouble The Houston damn show trouble How is Houston trouble I've been in Miami all my life Ain't had no issues Miami Houston

Ain't no goddamn business I don't want no problems Don't you I think I might Stay here I might have to Hey as a matter of fact I'm moving to Kansas Who I'm moving to Kansas.

Who? I'm moving to Kansas. Where that's at? Exactly. And he talk about, and he talk about, what? And they say it's cheap in Kansas.

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I'm trying to think. I don't know if it was in a cookie recipe or they did, they did, I think they did drinks. I think they did like drinks. So I'm not sure. But we paired it with a Brezza. We paired it with azza. We paired it with what's the what's the pasta? What was that pasta

they had at Brezza that we paired? Linguini? Nah, I don't think it was that. It was the ones about Jerk chicken pasta? Hey, raggaetoni.

Yeah, I think that's what might have been what it was. Reggaetoni. Yeah, I think that's what it was. But you know what? Chef Fred, hook it up and let me know. Nicole Ziegler said, Uncle Nocho, it's my son's 21st birthday. Please give him a special 21st birthday shout out. Cameron Ziegler.

He goes to South Carolina State University. Okay. We're both huge fans. Much love. Cameron. Happy birthday, Cam. Happy birthday, bro. Happy 21st birthday.

Happy 21st. Live it up. Live it up. You are now an official adult. You know what to do tonight, Cam. Let me know. I got something down here. Don't speak no English for you, boy.

Do something. I'll let you play. Happy birthday to you. Brady Putt. Hey, Uncle Ocho, are you guys going to sell merch with night cam logo? Because I want one. We absolutely are. We're working on that.

It's going to be up. We're probably about six weeks, two months away from that. But it's definitely speaking of merch. You know what I need to do? What you know, we don't. Well, you can have you can have your merch. Right. But the merch, let's say we have two separate lines. Right. Think about it. I always wear soccer jerseys. Right. Yeah. You can have shirts, polo shirts, T-shirts. Soccer jerseys, right? Yeah. You can have shirts, polo shirts, t-shirts,

but I can have nightcap merch, but in the form of soccer jerseys. Okay. Since like every, you know, tell me you know who this is. Ronaldo. Yeah, not just any Ronaldo. This is the greatest Brazilian forward of all time. Some people may argue and say Pele,

but this is the original, the original Kappa jersey Ronaldo when he played at Barcelona. But I think that's... Pele is still man-led to the World Cup at 17. 17 years old, yeah. Until somebody do that,

holler at your boy. But anyway, Cupcake Mama, when your dog pass gas, what do you do? Are you going to put the dog out? No. He doesn't know better. Oh, hell no. He don't know better.

He doesn't. It doesn't. I don't think that's asking him much. Okay. Babe, can I have a Birkin? Sure. Babe, can we go on a trip to Bali? Sure. First class? Sure. 5,000-a-night resort? Sure. Babe, can I have Birkin? Sure. Babe, can we go on a trip to Bali? Sure. First class? Sure. Five thousand dollar resort? Sure. Babe, can I have this car? Sure. And all I ask you to do is not pass gas in my present.

I guarantee you I can find I can find 50 women that wouldn't pass gas in my present for the lifestyle that I can provide and the way I treat them. What do you think? OK, talk your shit. What you think? Talk your shit, what? Huh? Talk your shit, man. Just like, okay, I tell you what, babe, you can pass gas in front of me, but three nights a week, I'm going to go out there and do my own thing. Woo! Come on, guy.

Huh? People are like, oh, listen, eating, chewing food is natural, but you don't want people with their mouth open, smack it in your face. I don't think it's a large ass. I really don't. Maybe it's just me, but I'm okay. And if it's just, look here, y'all make it seem like I'm desperate.

I'm fine. Let them know, huh? I'm fine. Yeah. let him know I'm fine yeah so I don't think it's a large ask I'm not asking you you make it seem like I'm asking you to

change who you are I'm just asking you to go to the bathroom just not do it in front of me I don't think it's a large ask but you know what it is what it is and now guess what I'm on. I'm on. I'll find somebody.

Guarantee you. I've been trying to find somebody now for two years. Shit. Carlos Sills said, Ash, buy some fart rocks and leave them in the hotel room. Ash said, I got a real good job. I like my job.

Ash said, as a matter of fact, I love my job. Derrick Jr. says, what's up, y'all? I turned 25 on Friday. My parents gifted me with Shea by La Portilla. Thank you, bro. I've been wanting to try it for a while. Hopefully it comes this week. Derrick Jr., I appreciate that.

Mom and dad, I really appreciate that from you. Derrick, get back to us and let me know what you think. We got the best tasting BSOP on the market. I believe in it. I stand on that. So I want to thank you for chatting, for tuning in, watching us. And I want to thank your parents for gifting you a bottle of Chez Balaportier. So hopefully it does come this week and let me know what you think.

Jesse said, I just ordered a bottle. I'm not going to get it till my wedding. That ish better be here. Jesse, would I lie to you? It's going to hit. It's going to hit because it hit me. Man, look here, man. We went to these three or four places on Sunday. Man, I ate me two baskets of here, man. I was, uh, we went to these three or four places on Sunday.

Man, I ate me two baskets of bread, man. I bet you I had a drug to fag too quick. I said, man, could I, uh, could I get some bread? George said, your boss let your boy, uh, he didn't have to bring you a basket because I need all this to absorb this alcohol. I was mixing drinks, man. They had your boy feeling some type of way.

Anonymous Angel, if she won't let you go to Pound Town without taking a quick trip past Ankleville over to Toad City. Hold on. Tell me. Wait. Word that again? Anonymous Angel, if she won't let you go to Pound Town without taking a quick trip

past Ankleville over to Toll City, would you stay course or take a detour to Hansel and Jobs-A-Vania? I like the way they worded that. Like, rated G.

But I understand what he... No, that song, there's a song that says I touch myself when no one's around me. That ain't me. That ain't me. Wait.

So that means you would have to have someone else to partake in that activity. There it is. But I thought you were single, huh? I don't know.

I ain't dead. Oh, so you... Why you ain't tell me you had somebody? Oh, Joe. Hold on. What I got to do with it? So only people that's in a relationship can have sex.

So ain't nobody... So ain't no single people out there can have no sex, huh? Well, I thought you was like... I thought you wasn't, I thought you was waiting to find somebody first before you so you'd just be giving yourself away?

I charge for this. I ain't giving it away. I charge. I was going to say, they got to pay to play. I hope so. Yeah, don't give it away free. I told you, ain't nothing free but salvation. Y'all didn't know? Joel Elstein, Creflo Dollar, they. I told you, ain't nothing free but salvation. Y'all didn't know? Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, they charged for that.

So, ain't nothing free. What you doing? I don't know. My mic, man. Oh, there it go. It kept moving. I couldn't figure out why it kept moving. Hey, there it go.

Huh? Look at my mic now. Look like that thing I had with them diamonds. Hey, Ryan said, take your what I need list and throw them away. We're too busy with those lists. There is so much we

missed. Just wait till the right person show and you and just let you live without bro ryan i'm 55 right that's not gonna happen okay y'all cool with that y'all woman passing gas y'all having a contest who don't smell the worst. That's cool. That's not me. I don't force my beliefs on no one. You already know what the expectations are when you deal with me. I'm going, ain't no,

man, I wonder if he like this. I wonder if he like that. I'm going to tell you what I like and I don't like. And that's okay. I understand. I'm an acquired taste. I'm not for everybody, and that's okay. I understand. I'm an acquired taste. I'm not for everybody. Okay. And that's okay.

I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand. I really don't. I really don't, Ochoa. I don't understand why it's so hard for people to understand. That's not going to happen. I don't want to say never, but I don't believe that I'm going to meet somebody that I'm going to be okay with that. Now that happened in 55 years and I've been in relationship for 10 years. I've been in relationship for eight years and seven

years. That's not going to happen. I like what you said though. The fact that you just said, I'm not going to say never leads me to believe that there's a possibility even though it's a non-negotiable for you. Yeah. The fact that you said never, that means there's a special woman that can come along

that can sweep you off your feet and knock you off your socks that you know what? She might be the one that could actually possibly be the one to use the bathroom in front of you and pass gas in front of you. Let me ask you a question.

Name, what are the two women you think I've loved the most in my life? The two women you love the most? Yes. My mom and my grandma. Your mom and grandma. I mean, my sister, my grandma, and my mom. But that ain't happening, Ocho. Like I said, like I said, there are certain

things that I'm willing to negotiate. And I'm like, OK, maybe I don't want to go out every every week. But if that's something that, you know, Shannon, I really believe that in order for us to stay in a healthy relationship, we're going to need to have date night at least once a week. OK, I relent on that. Shannon, I'm going to need us to go at least at least once a year we're going to have to take a vacation of at least seven days you know what

I ain't a vacation guy I relent on that shit seven days shit I'm good like I said there are certain things that I'm willing to go shit on y'all I am I'm m to dole shed on y'all. I am. I'm malleable, bendable, flexible on certain issues.

That ain't one of them. And oh, Shannon, everybody do it. You can get your ass up and go to the bathroom. I don't know what that ain't cool to me. Oh, that shows how much you're not, bro. That shows you nasty. Uh, shows how much you're not, bro. That shows you nasty. Lady Ray said

butt cap. Hold on. Butt cap, fart cap, foot cap. Oh. Nah. These people, they be going crazy. Like I said, it just lets me know. That that y'all, y'all do y'all thing. Y'all do y'all thing.

Hey, whatever. Look, Ocho, what's normal? It only depends on who's in the relationship because their normal ain't my normal. My normal ain't their normal. Cool with that. I'm not, I'm, I'm there normal. Cool with that. I'm not normal. I just, listen,

I ain't got, me and my people, we ain't got no boundaries. We ain't got no rules. I mean, just between us, everything goes. And I'm trying to,

hey, listen, in here, boy, it's like WrestleMania. You hear me? Yeah. I'm coming off the top rope. Yeah, me too. Off the top of the cage.

Yeah. Man, we got this zip ties, handcuffs, black holes. Yeah, cuff up. Hot candles, wax, everything. A swing set. You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Pointed to you. All that, Ocho. Yeah, okay, yeah. Okay, we on the same page, then. Yeah. Come to the house. Hey, nothing but a top coat.

Yeah. And it better hit the floor by the time you reach the top of the still. Butt ball. There we go. Now we talking. Yeah. Now we talking. You know what I'm saying, O bald. There we go. Now we talking. Yeah! Now we talking. You know what I'm saying, Ocho?

Yeah. I'm like you, AJ. I'm trying to figure out who's dating all these gas-ass women my damn self. I mean, what woman just come around and just just let it rip? Where the hell y'all at? She in there. Oh, man.

Yeah. That's there. Yeah. That's her face. Oh, you know, my grandma called it break and win. There was no faster way to get sent into the tree and pick us with. Oh, yeah.

My grandma didn't play that. And the thing was, Ocho, I grew up in a house full of women. Yeah. So, that was, oh, no. Oh, no. Mars said, Uncle Ocho, can you shout out my girlfriend of four years for a

birthday? Her name is Rayanne. Also, what is your favorite amusement park rides and why? Rayann, Mark wants to wish you a happy birthday. Y'all been together four years. Hopefully you get four more together. No, hopefully you get many more together. But hopefully these four years have been great

for both of you guys. And Mark, thank you for watching and listening. And Rayann, hopefully you have a great birthday and many, many more to come. What's your favorite amusement park ride? Man, I had, oh Lord, hold on Ocho, let me think. Well, while you're thinking, I'm going to tell you my favorite.

The Dade County Youth Fair that comes to Miami. It will be here in March, I think maybe March or April. So it's coming up. I'm not sure. I go every year, but I haven't been on rides in a long time. But my favorite ride growing up was that goddamn Double Loop. That goddamn Double Loop.

If anybody's in the chat that's from Miami, you know exactly what I'm talking about. The Double Loop. One of my favorites. Man, Ojo. The last time I went to an amusement park. Probably about. It had to be when the kids was young, huh?

Probably about 22 years ago. Yep, I figured that. I knew he was going to say that. Yeah. I've been a little bit more recent because obviously because of the kids ranges as far as age goes. So I've been consistently going all the time as far as the youth fair is concerned. Universal Studios, Epcot. I mean, I used to go to kids.

I used to take the kids all the time. We go to Six Flags. We get there early in the morning when they first open up. And yeah, hey, get on the ride the ride stop hey we stay on it we just ride ride we go in the free fall we go to the batman all the rides but you know all of a sudden like dad we don't want to go to the amusement park and we don't go to the six lane okay yeah yeah yeah they added that was i can't think of other. What was all the, wait, Epcot, Disney World, Disneyland, Kingdom. What, I forgot.

Magic Kingdom. Magic Kingdom. That's what I was trying to think of. Magic Kingdom. Magic Kingdom. I go there, man. We get that fast pass with all them kids. Man, you know, we be deep looking like a goddamn army, army brigade, brigade or some shit.

Walking through there, going through the lanes. I miss those days. Now that everybody in goddamn college, man, everybody going to school. My kid grown. I got,

I got, you know, I got a grand. Now the kids grown and the things that used to like, dad, you remember we used to play with Noppler. Like now me and my daughter, uh,

me and my daughter play Uno. She be cheating. Kayla be cheating. Yeah. Yeah. The rule said you can't put two draw twos back to back. No, you can't. You can't do that. Man, she put like six draw twos on me and a draw four and a reverse.

No, wait a minute. At one time, yes. Not throw one draw two and then you go and then another. No, no, no, no, no. She just like draw two, draw two, draw two, draw two, draw four. Nah, you can't do that. You can't do that. That's what I tried to tell her. Kayla, see, you be cheating. You were cheating there.

Yeah, she cheated. She got you. Uh, uh, fan, fan, fan, fanatic, fanatic, fanatic. Uncle Nocho's a huge fan. I just turned 30. Can I get a shout out for some advice from leaving 20s, going to your 30s?

Hey, congrats, bro, on the birthday. Leaving the 20s, going to 30s. You got to figure it out now. I mean, hey, you had your teenage years. You said, okay, you got your 20s. You got your 20s now. Yeah, 20s, 30s. A different ball game.

Tighten up. Yeah, yeah. When I was 30, man, what was I doing when I was 30? But that was a long time ago, boy. Boy, I'm 56 now. I can't even remember my 30s.

That was 20-something years ago. I remember. I remember July yesterday. I remember't remember my 30. That was 27 years ago. I remember. I remember July yesterday. I remember 30. I remember 31. Woo! 19. Where they going to find that?

They doing everything else. They cloning and they doing all this. What a drug that can make me 19. I got five million. When they say I got five, I got five million on it. What about where they freezing,

where they freezing people's bodies to bring them back later on in life? Nah, they ain't freezing nothing. I'm going to stay right here. You saw that? You see that? Yeah, I saw it. That cryo.

Cryo. I didn't want to be 19. Okay, Ocho, I give you five million, let me be 19 for six months. Well, I'm trying to figure out what it is you want to do at 19. I'll tell you what, Ocho. You know what, Ocho?

I'll give you one better. Especially at 19, especially in this time, during these times. Ocho, 19, you know, six months too long. 30 days. Like, run DMC. If you find you don't like my ways ways you can send me back in 30 days 30 days that's all I need 30

nah but you gonna need more than that I ain't there'll be no nightcap there'll be no club no appearances on ESPN for 30 days and you 19 again I'm 19

you're gonna have a good time what I can't even remember 19 earthquake every day in Cali upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade kings at nightcap okinocho live show in los angeles would be amazing what y'all think we're definitely trying to um possibly uh uh look at some some dates uh before the season start going roll. We're looking at like a four, a four city tour. We haven't decided which cities yet. That's still,

we're still trying to work through that. We've been in contact with a, a couple of, a couple of people to help us navigate that. But, I could, I could use the cities real easy right now. I give you three off,

off rip. That's going to do that, but do numbers. What? The venue is the only issue. Miami, everybody need mama coming out. Atlanta, everybody need mama coming out. Houston, everybody need mama coming out. And obviously, L.A. is one. coming out and obviously la is one um i mean those those first three i just named uh new york we have a really big following in new york yeah uh philly we have another big following

but philly is close to new york so i don't know how we do philly and New York. Obviously Atlanta, Houston. We have a big following in Houston and Dallas, Los Angeles, obviously Atlanta. Yeah, New York is our biggest base. But we're definitely trying to put the four up huh where's Carnegie Hall at Carnegie Hall you know where it is I'm just asking

New York bro it is in New York right what you mean like the right location huh no I mean is Carnegie Hall still in New York or has the name been changed or something no it's not no they're not no Andrew Carnegie put enough money up that thing will is Carnegie Hall still in New York or has the name been changed or something? No, it's not. No, they're not. No. Andrew Carnegie put enough money up that thing will be Carnegie Hall

in two, three more lifetimes. Right. Yeah. I would love to do something in a place like that. Somewhere where Frank Sinatra performed. They ain't letting us come up in there. So we got to pick a new venue. Uncarnal Hotel at Carnegie Hall.

Can you imagine that? Actually, no. Listen, I know people now. I can make that happen. Nah, Ocho. Listen, Uncle Ocho at Carnegie Hall. Yeah, that sounds like it. Think about that.

You can see, I can see that on the marquee right now on the outside. Uncle Ocho live at Carnegie Hall. Yeah, that sounds like I heard. Like, think about that. You can see, I can see that on the marquee right now on the outside. Uncle Ocho, live at Carnegie Hall. Uncle Ocho at Town Hall. That's the Hall. Hey, please make sure y'all hit that like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Where are we now, Ash?

I think we hit 1.1, Ocho. But we moving, boy. We moving. We moving on up like the Jeffersons now. Yeah, 1.103. Please make sure you subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed. Please.

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