Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Marriage, The HOA, Bad Neighbors

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

0:00 - Marriage, divorce, kids22:00 - HOA Pizzas27:00 - Shannon’s story about new neighborhood29:00 - Male Karen = Chad?!39:00 - Q and Ayyyy1:00:00 - Much more Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. you get your podcasts. Chad, look, I'm not, look, I mean, two wrongs don't make a right. They don't make a left either. But why would that, look, you send that to that man's wife? Man. Bro, you got to be careful, bro. I don't know.

You put yourself in a precarious situation. Hey, what you put your hair in there, Lord? What you flying, fish? Damn. Hey. Oh, Ocho. What's up? I guess he had, Ocho, it said it was footage from a front door cam, not inside.

Oh, the ring, the ring, what you call that thing? I guess that's what it is. I don't know. I would be speculating, but they said it was footage from a front door cam. But even still, you can't take your ring camera

and use it as, as an invasion of privacy. That too, and to use it to extort the dude because he didn't want to pay the $960. Oh, yeah. You can't do that. Oh, he gonna get that. Oh, I hope he has more than one property. I hope he has like three or four properties.

And I gotta get them all. You gonna get all of them? All of them. Damn, aren't you greedy? You can just take one. You don't need all of them. Man, I forget the state it was but uh a woman had won the lottery she didn't tell her husband

and she divorced him because she didn't want to give him half you could do that? no the husband found out they went the judge made her give it all to him what? No, the husband found out. They went, the judge made her give it all to it. What? That's what, hey, man, look,

you and I done been through a situation with that child support and they asked for discovery. There you go. Hey, this is what I make. This is how much I got saved. This is what I got stocks and bonds. This is what I have such as, no, sir. You're never, hey, you're never, hey, your honor, this is what we discovered, Mr. this is what I have such and such for no sir you're never hey you're never hey

your honor this is what we discovered Mr. Sharp held back three million dollars oh no oh no man they light your butt up hey listen that's that's that's one of the reasons I'm thankful I'm thankful for those that I have kids from

I ain't really have to deal with that what I did is I was able to do child support on my own terms because obviously I was one that took care of my kids. But none of them, there was no ill intent. And I think one of the things that I've always did, and I think they made life so easy, not easy, but they made life so much more smoother. And I think it's very important, very imperative that you have kids from those, or you're choosing wisely because they can make your life a living hell. They can make your life a living hell. And just throughout the entirety of my adolescent, even here, even now as an adult, man, those that I have kids from have been a huge blessing, a huge blessing, you know,

through my ups, through my downs. Now back at my ups, everybody's been very supportive. And I probably wouldn't have been able to get back to where I am now without their help. So it's, just hearing that story and what you said about the discover and like all that stuff, you know, fellas have to go through. That sucks. Yeah.

I think, Ocho, but for me, you say that, but you never know when people get angry. Yeah. Man, it there been a situation man he's like man you know me and my wife me and my old lady gonna split right

when she cool I said bro I called a light fire right he said man why you calling that I said you gonna light fire to your ass yeah people get angry

because they feel like well he's not gonna be with me that means he's gonna be with somebody else and that means that somebody else might be getting more than I'm gonna get and so now all of a sudden... See, but again, look at the type of person you're having a child with.

Ocho, you never... What does that tell you it's about? What does that tell you it's about? When people get married. So you think people get married, so you don't think... Listen to what you just said. The woman is worried about, oh, this person is going to get more than what I'm getting. That's what you just said. Yes. The woman is worried about, oh, this person going to get more

than what I'm getting. That's what you're already dealing with. You're already dealing with the wrong kind from the beginning, from the jump. So let me ask you a question. So there's a reason why you get a prenup. Why would you get a prenup if you married this woman?

Because you believe that woman's going to be with you for the rest of your life, right? So if it doesn't, I buy insurance not to go run my car into somebody, to T-bone somebody, just in case. But yo, you don't know, when people get upset,

when you get upset, hey, you would like to think what you would or wouldn't do, but you don't know until you're in that situation. Right, right, right, right, right. Well, I'm only speaking from what I just said based on experience. You got to remember, all my kids grown. so we've had the arguments we had the we've had the the issues the disagreements the get mad and and me not being with you and i'm with somebody

else and then me not being with that when i'm with somebody else but there was never but you said never get mad about that huh you said they didn't get mad about that you just said no no no i'm so when you left one to be with the other, nobody got mad. Everybody was like, okay, Chad, go ahead. I'm happy for you. Well, obviously, you know, there are disagreements and that, but not to the point where, well, hell, I got to go. I got to make sure I'm getting more. No, it wasn't that.

No. I mean, your example was I got to make sure she ain't getting more than me. No, no, no, no. we ain't had to deal with that we ain't had to deal with that bullshit no sir my thing was I was gonna keep the kids equal anyway because I didn't love any kid more than I loved the other all of my kids

regardless of the circumstance in which they were conceived they're mine right and I'm gonna do you know one get a birthday party all three all of them gonna all the others gonna get a birthday party it's been the same it might be a different theme the same everybody go to one go to private school everybody go to private school now if you choose not to send them to the private school that's on you right but no i i didn't i i mean i know i

felt some type of way i mean think about it 21 savages was telling us told a story of how he felt his dad treated one of his brothers better than he treated him that he would take his brother to buy stuff he later grew up to resent the dad and the brother and that's what happens if and that's natural that is natural you do for a child more a child more for one child and that child see it that child will regret will resent the child that's getting everything and it's not the child's fault that's just human nature i i i do fall the best i can I do fall matter of fact to the point where

it's almost spoiling oh yeah for sure overdue spoiling I don't I'm trying to think of the last time and I'm glad we on this topic and I know we have a lot of parents in the chat everybody's situation is different

I'm trying to think of the last time I even said no. It would have to be something outrageous for me to actually say no. Like I told you, come Christmas time, I don't know if you remember the Christmas list my kids had. It was crazy.

Crazy. They got every last motherfucking thing on them because they don't ask me for anything throughout the remainder anything throughout the remainder throughout the year that is that like that's the outlandish or like crazy purchases where it's like um extremely expensive so come christmas time i don't care what you're gonna put a goddamn giraffe on your goddamn christmas list i'm gonna find a way to get your ass a giraffe yeah but you better make sure you can feed him. Yeah.

I ain't going to feed that. I ain't going to feed that greedy mofo. Yeah. But throughout the year, you guys live a normal life. You live a normal and you don't ask nothing out the blue

that you know, like, come on now. Why even ask me that? For me to even question it and you know I'm going to say no. Yeah, I think that's how it is. Ocho, for the most part, I know if they come to me and ask me that for me to even question it you know i'm gonna say no yeah i think that's how it is ocho for the most part i know if they come to me and ask me for something um i'm like okay because they already know i'm i'm i'm last option not first choice yeah so i i pretty i said so now

i'm gonna find out okay so so what what happened well dad blah blah blah blah blah blah i said okay so what did we learn from this so this is not going to be a reoccurring theme right right no dad okay let's let's make sure are we we clear i mean okay are we crystal clear yeah dad no are we abundantly clear you know i'm saying don't you i'm going through all the clear i'm going through all the scenarios. I want to be crystal, and I want to be abundantly clear that this is not going to happen again now. Right. And I can honestly say they haven't put themselves

in the same situation twice. Right. But like I said, hey, I sent you to school. Your mom did a great job of teaching you right from wrong when you came. I know damn well I taught you right from wrong because I ain't play. Right. And job of teaching right from wrong when you came you i know damn well i taught you right from wrong because i ain't play right and so you know right from wrong that's that's all that's all you can do ocho you try to instill whatever you can in your

children and then when they get out on their own hopefully you've done enough and it triggers like okay this is this is wrong and so i always go back to my grandfather. When he told me and my brother, he said, I don't care what you become in life. You just never have to look at me and your grandma and say, I'm sorry. That's it. So every time I think about doing something that might cause harm, you know,

granted with life, I couldn't look at my granny and say, I'm sorry. Right. So, and you know, they work. My kids work. My son works Right. And, you know, they work. My kids work. My son works hard. He has a wife and a kid. I told him.

That's what comes along with the territory. A lot of times, like, I call, he's already in the bed asleep. But that's the responsibility of having a man, of being a man and having a family. My daughter, she's in med school. I mean, you know, hey, I call. A lot of times I call, hey, Daddy, I'm sorry. I'm studying. I'm doing this. You know, I was in rotation. I'm on call for the next, you know, 48 hours, blah, blah, blah. Okay.

My oldest, it is what it is. But you got responsibility. I don't like lazy. I don't like, I despise, I detest lazy. And I told my kids the exact same thing what my grandfather told my brother and I. He says, I don't care what you

do, you just can't do it here. Right. You ain't got to do nothing. He said, you ain't got to do nothing, but you can't do it here. I have a question. If your kids, if you were to say that and you tell your kids that you don't have to do nothing, you despise being lazy,

but do you, what if they come to you and... They can't don't have to do nothing. You despise being lazy. But do you, what if they come to you and- They can't get SHIT out of Shannon. They know that. They can't get SHIT out of Shannon. Not if you lazy. Oh, no. I despise.

I detest it. You serious? As hard as I work. Right. Ocho, I told you. I only got room for one lazy sharp. I'm in. Kayla, Kaylee, and Kiari ain't no way in hell you can be lazy.

You got to be doing something. Don't play that Ocho, man. Boy, you a tough dad boy shit I worked my ass off private school college they didn't have to pay a dime

and I gave them tuition and I bought them cars there ain't no excuse no excuse for you to be lazy zero zilk none

and they know it. They know what I expect from them. I demand it. I like that. I like that. That's dope. Hey, you can change jobs.

I don't care. Hey, you're not happy? Find another one. Right. But you don't quit that one until you find another one right I ain't finna take care of you you grown

when you say grown what age is grown like when do you when do you stop being when they told me they can go and come as they please ain't nobody ever told you that yeah no no they don't I mean once my kids went to

college my daughter stayed with me her freshman year and then you know I just told her I say you know look you coming in this ain't gonna work I know you grown coming in late I know you grown I know you grown

you can't come in here like that I couldn't come in I know you grown. You can't come in here like that. I couldn't come in my grandma house like that. You can't come in mine. Damn. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. You ain't come to my house like that, old chump. Right.

But she respect. It was late. But look, for the most part. Yeah. My kids really never like that, like that hang out, hang out tight. Not that I know of.

Right now, what they did in college, they in college, they suppose they had to let their hair down. Right, right, right. You got,

you got to enjoy yourself. Yeah. And I made sure my kids like my, my older two went to the same college but i made sure they had their own place they're like well nah dad i can listen no you can't i say you're a male you're a female you don't need to see who he bringing in and he don't need to see who you bringing in because that's your brother he ain't gonna be going for that you you're a college kid you're a college kid. You're a college female. You're going to have guys. Keep your business private.

But I'm also telling them, watch out for your sister now. He's very protective of his sisters. Right. Whistling and stuff. Hey, bro, that whistling stuff. Hey, bro, that's my sister. Don't disrespect my sister like that. Like, okay, damn. Okay.

That's how you feel about your sister? Yeah. Oh, he feels some type of way by the sisters. But no, I just think, like I said, I just, you know, I expect my kids to be,

you know, be respectful. And that's all I ask is they just, hey, talk to your mom like you would talk to me. If you wouldn't say that,

then you wouldn't, you know, you're not going to talk to me any kind of way. Don't talk to your mom like that. Right. Yeah.

So, their mom never had to say he had that. Right. Yeah. So, they mom never had to say, had to really call me once they got, once they got sides, you know, they grown. Like I said,

they got 18, they got 21, even 25 to this day. Yeah. No issue. They already know. They mom called me and said, well,

such a, oh no, they got hell to pay. Right. I'm on a plane. I'm coming. I'm going to be, I'm going to be wherever, wherever on a plane i'm coming i'm gonna be hey i'm gonna be wherever wherever they are i'm coming quick now i don't rent a private jet often but if their mom say something happened they talk this or that i'm on a private jet i'm coming right i'll be there in

five hours yeah see my my my older my older kids, they mama? Nathaniel. Don't play that. Nathaniel, listen. You know how we grew up now. For sure. You know how we grew up. Yeah.

So you already know what they mama's hitting on now. We ain't playing. We straight out the city. Ain't none of that. Talk back to who? In who house? Even though you,

even, listen, even though you grown now, talk back to who? Shit. Nah. And I think they've done such a good job.

Yeah. I don't think they would. I don't think they would. I think they, I think the girls are at a point now. They got their own place. Yeah.

If they feel some type of... Yeah. They're just like, you know what, I'm just going to go into my place, let this thing die down for a week or two. I don't think it's like,

you know, because, you know, they kind of alike. They got a lot of similarities in them. And I can see, you know, they butt heads a little bit. Uh-huh.

Because they got a lot like, you know, my mom, I was like, you just like her. Right. That's why y'all ramming it. That's why y'all butting heads. Right. They can't be in

the same household now that the kids are older for too long. No, no. No, no. Grown people ain't supposed to be like that. And I get it. Like a large percent of the kids live with their parents. I think, I forgot the stat, but people ain't supposed to be like that and i get it like a large percent of the of the of the kids live with their parents i think i forgot the stat but it's like a huge number like 50 60 percent

of the kids 28 and older live at home with their parents and i get it um but but if you live with your parents you got to be respectful you got to like you up under their roof you're like oh i'm grown well grown people get their own place. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, times are tough now, you know, especially in this economy. So I think the percentage is so high because it's so difficult for people to actually get on their feet and maintain a healthy lifestyle because of the goddamn economy. Well, guess what? The economy don't call you to be disrespectful. You live in somebody else's house.

Keep your damn mind closed and do what they ask you to do. They say, clean up your room, clean up your room. They ask you to take out the trash, take out the trash. They ask you to pick up, pick up. I mean, there ain't nothing in the economy. Yeah. I know what you mean. But it's just difficult when you're

of a certain age and, you know, things aren't going right in your life and you need mom or you need daddy and you want to be under their roof until you can get yourself right financially. I'm going to pay for them to get their own roof. They can't be under my roof. Nah. They can't be under my roof. Yeah. You know what's funny?

Sometimes parents will actually antagonize a child just because they're older and they still stand with them they antagonize them on purpose try to get them out yeah exactly yes they antagonize them on purpose and make things even worse and cause confusion which is why they always they always like this yeah but they can make a look i think the thing is and i just tell them i tell them say look your mom just want what's best for you. Right. That's it. I say, at the end of the day, I understand that you think she nagging and she getting on your nerves and I know you wrong. But at the end of the day, you're still your mother's daughter.

You the oldest. Right. And they're going to be like this, even when you 40. It's going to be the same way. So. Hey, bite your lip. Just like, say, okay, mom, I understand. But just, hey, mom, I understand.

But keep it moving. You all right? You okay? Guess what? You got your own place. You got your own car. Everything. Get back in your head.

Just like, man. And just, I mean, when you cool down, just have the conversation with your mom. Say, mom, I don't like what you said. Just say, blah, blah, blah. Right. It's not that difficult. I mean, you still should be.

That's your mom. I get it. You still got to talk to her a certain way with a certain level of respect because the dynamic in your relationship won't ever change. She's always going to be your mom. You're always going to be her child.

I'm big on respect, Ocho. Yeah. I'm big. I'm huge on that. Huge. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Five days a week, you'll get all the latest news, previews,

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because the guy had a pizza party and had 50 pieces delivered on super bowl sunday wait a minute what's wrong with hoa got upset yes He said because he put the boxes in the recycle bin. Look. Wait. On top of the box, Ocho. Is that the president of the homeowners association on his front porch

counting his damn pizza boxes? Yeah. Ocho, and what does it say on top of the boxes? Recycle. So where the F do they go? On top of the box, it says recycle

What are you doing On my front porch In the first place Why are you worried About the recycle bin That each resident gets On their own Why are you even worried

About what I put in there And then he gonna talk about Oh 50 pieces That's a lot of money Why you care You didn't pay for one of them Hey listen He mad cause he didn't pay for one of them. Hey, listen.

He mad because he didn't get invited, Ocho. This is the problem. When you put people in a position of power, they tend to do one thing, abuse it. I know we've had issues in the past. Okay, what does that have to do with the pizza boxes, all 50 of them, and how much I spun on them, and the fact that on top of the pizza box,

all 50 of them, it says recycle. He better than me. He better than me. He better than me because I would have put them in the recycle bin, all 50 of them,

and wait on the truck to come by to come pick them up. Bro, you come on my porch, Ocho, he come on my porch, get in my camera, and talk about...

If you don't get your monkey ass off my porch, look at it by camera. Talk about, hey, dumb dumb, do you see on top, do you see on top of those boxes

it says recycle. Where the hell do you think they go? What is he supposed to do? Where is he supposed to put them? Hey, but that's funny, man. Man, I'm like, bro. See, you can already

tell he got some kind of problem because he says I know we've had our issues in the past yes they stay going through it they stay going through it you'll get your ass off my front porch laughing

laughing laughing man I didn't mean to be playing too much Ocho so Ocho Man, I didn't think we'd play at you, but JoJo. So, JoJo, we call, so what do we call male,

what do we call male Karens? What's their name? Kenny's? Ken's? Christopher's? Wait, male carrier? You smell like the male man? Male Karens.

You know them do right, like while you're here. Can I see? Oh, Karen. Oh, Karen. A male? Yeah. A Christopher or a Ken.

Probably Ken. Probably Ken. Yeah, Ken. Ken and Karen. Yeah, that goes right. They always, listen, they always in somebody's business. Everybody business. Always in somebody's business.

Always. Always. That hurts me. It doesn't happen to me often, but sometimes when I'm doing something that's really not bothering anybody, someone just coming along and being like, hey, you know you're not supposed to be doing that.

Hey, you know you can't skateboard here. Hey, you know you can't roller skate here. Like, hey, you know you can't smoke your cigar here. I mean, I know that. Thank you. I see the sign that says no smoking, but I want to smoke. Thug life. That's what it I want to smoke. Thug life.

That's what it's like, man. Thug life. I noticed I hadn't seen your car in a while. Okay, what you looking for my car for? What? Nosy. So I guess you were out of town. What do I got to do with anything?

Why would I tell you where I've been? Uh-huh. Sometimes it's good to have a neighbor that's nosy like that though sometimes it's good to have a nosy neighbor like that until something happened and then they ain't see ish yeah no i didn't see a thing yeah man i'm like man get out my business yeah but i i i'm glad i i don't you know what when i first moved when i first moved in moved in my home, I was the youngest guy here by probably 20 plus years. Right. And I was only here six months out of the year, Ocho. So Miss Pat was to my right.

Mr. Charles and his wife, Mary. And then we had Leanne and her husband. Those were really the only ones that I had a car that I would because when I'm off season, I'll show everybody going to work. I'm walking the dogs and they like, well, who is this 25, 26 year old guy? We go into work and he walking the dog. Right. They didn't know who I was at first. And then all of a sudden, you know, people like they started figuring out, obviously Mr. Charles, he was the first one. He brought a cake, brought a pound cake over, said, welcome to the neighborhood.

I saw Miss Pat in the yard. She had kids, but, you know, I always looked out for her and Mr. Charles that was across the street. But I really didn't have, you know, I looked out for them to make sure. Ain't nothing happening to their property because I was home probably more than they, just as much, if not more than they were. Hell, I was in my 20s. But I've never really had neighbors, even when I was in Denver and lived in an apartment. I ain't have nobody in my business like that. Because I never went out the front.

They never saw me because I would, you know, I had a garage attached. So I just pulled in the garage, let the garage down, go in the house. Oh, okay. I see what you mean. I see what you mean, yeah. Hey, hey, you know, hey, hey, hey, how you, how you?

All right, close. Right on down. I'll say, stick your head on there if you want to. Man, I'm gone, Ocho. Oh, uh-oh, Ocho. Ocho, you ain't gonna like this, Ocho. Uh-oh.

The internet says the male counterpart to a Karen is a Chad. Why? That don't make no sense. Why would it be a Chad? Oh, Chad. Uh-huh. I do it. I do, I'll tell it. All in everybody's business.

Pretend like we don't know nothing. It's everybody's business. Nah, I don't like that. It ain't even Chad. It's just a kid. I'm just going by what they're saying. So they're Chads now. Who is they? The Chad. The Chad is spoken. The Chad don't know what they're talking about. For one, if a Karen,

if someone is a Karen, the opposite of Karen would be a Ken. That's the only thing that makes sense. You can't go from a K and then have a letter C. It don't make no sense. You got to have some continuity. Ken and Karen. Talk about a Chad.

You a hater. No, I'm not hating, but I'm not a nosy person. You know, I don't be in nobody's business. You know, I told you the only kind of people that be in other people's business are people that don't have nothing going on. I ain't got no time. See, I see the food on my plate. I'm not trying to see what you're eating because I'm too busy eating mine. I've always done that.

Too busy. That, my man, Ocho, you know, people ask like, Shannon, what do you? No, I'm too busy eating mine. I've always... Too busy. That, my man, Ocho, you know, people ask like, Shannon, what do you... No, I'm glad. I'm glad I was born when I... I'm glad I was born to Mary Alice Porter

and Wynton P. Sharp. Yeah. And I'm glad I had Barney and Mary Porter. I'm glad. Because, you know, when you were a kid, you know, you you kind of your parents and your grandparents will establish the foundation for which you're probably going to govern you for the rest of your life. And I just remember when I was a little boy, my grandma used to always say, boy, what'd I tell you about talking behind somebody? And for the longest time, I didn't know what that meant. She said, what she

was saying, what I told you about repeating what somebody said. So when you talk behind somebody, you repeat what they said. My grandfather said, boy, hey, don't make me chew this food twice. I'm like, what the hell you mean? You're supposed to chew your food probably about 10, 15 times. Actually,

he didn't mean it. Don't make him repeat himself. Right. So, I'm very big on that. I take, hey, that's it.

I already told him. But I don't, I don't repeat what I, okay, we good? Bro, it's from between me, you,

and God. Yeah, that's it. And I, hold on, I was talking, I was telling somebody, oh, and God. Yeah, that's it. And hold on. I was talking, I was telling somebody, oh,

Monique. In the first part, she was saying that she would tell everything. She said one of her friends told her that she was pregnant and it wasn't from her boyfriend. It was from another dude.

Monique said she went and told a dude that it wasn't his baby. I said, Monique, that wasn't your place. Or me. And look, they're with him right now. Somebody say, hey. Hey, can I tell you something?

My first, after you tell me, can I tell you? Oh, so you come to me. Hey, hey, can I tell you something? Have you told anybody else? Because I don't want to get out. You talk about, man,

have you told anybody else? Right, right. Did you kill anybody? Hmm. Did you rape anybody? You molest a child. Those three things, I'm going straight.

As soon as you tell me, I'm going straight to the, I'm going straight to the police station. Right, right. As soon as you tell me, as a matter of fact, I said, you know what, let me run to the store, finish the store.

I'm going to call you on the phone and tell me. I'm going to the police station and you're telling me the story. Right. Now, I got a homeboy, he married. Homeboy, man, I done messed up. What? Damn. Homeboy, let me ask you, let me, man, I done messed up.

I said, who else you told this story to now? Man, homeboy, you know I don't trust nobody but you. Okay. Man, homeboy, I done messed up. Okay. End word. You keep saying you done messed up. What the hell did you do?

You ain't kill nobody, did you? Nah. Come on, homeboy. You ain't rape nobody, did you? Nah. You ain't molest no kid, right? Okay. What'd you do?

Man, I got this... Oh, I got this chick pregnant and she said she's keeping it. Okay. No, I'm just saying. Ocho, I'm using a hypothetical. I'm not telling you. I like the story.

I like where you're going because you, hey, listen, you built up to it. You in character. Go ahead, now. Keep going. You in character. I ain't telling you.

Oh, why'd you let her? Because. You in character. Go ahead, now. Keep going. You in character. I ain't telling. Oh, why you like him? Because I'm friends with him, not his wife. I met the wife through him. Right. Because if I tell her and they mess around and stay together, now I got two people mad at me. I'm with you when you're right. No. I'm with you when you're right. No, that's him. He's

supposed to tell that. that's not my place to tell right no now like I said I met him I met her through him right you best believe if I see something out there oh I'm gonna tell it right I'm telling. Right. Where I seen so-and-so out there with... I'm telling. Yeah. You best believe if I got a partner... Right.

But if I don't know you, like, look here. You, Burns, and Bucket. Everybody else... Man, I can see your... I can see your...

I can see your girl at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas. I ain't telling nothing. Ain't my place. Right. If I don't rock with you, that ain't got nothing to do with me. I don't care. Yeah. Woo!

It was a cold world. It was a cold game. Yeah. The game has always been the game It's more I ain't You know what I'm gonna keep it hush For sure But that's how I am

I look I believe there are certain things That I cannot keep I cannot in good conscience Yeah But if he tell me He did something like that I ain't tell him

Right I ain't in my place that's between him and his wife she's gonna find out sooner or later or he's gonna have to tell it but i tell you what you won't hear from shannon sharp and nobody ever and nobody will ever tell you i said it some things you just take to your grave yeah i don't want no part of that i'm not telling i don't want no part of that no don't'm not telling I don't want no part of that Don't even tell Don't even bring it to my attention Don't tell me no story

Don't tell me what you're going through I don't I can't I'm not a therapist I'm not a counselor Yeah You have to address that But you got homeboys

That have told you stuff That you like Okay I ain't going no further than this Yeah, but listen This is the funny thing about it is, homeboys or friends, athletes, associates, anyone

that tells me anything, it goes in one ear and out the other. Yeah. It goes in one ear and out the other. I don't, oh, damn, that's what happened? Damn, for real? Nah, that fucked up, boy. Shit, you're gonna get through this shit, though. Boom. I'm back to reality. I'm back to reality. I just, my mental recess, that fucked up, boy. Shit, you're going to get through this shit, though. Boom. I'm back to reality.

I'm back to reality. I just, my mental recess. That's gone. Hey, I mean, my homeboys told me when I was in college and stuff, guys told me stuff like I said. They done, you know, bro, to this day. And I never mentioned it again.

Mm-hmm. You tell, that ain't so, hey, man, hey, man, whatever happened to that situation? Bro, what? I don't know what you talking you ain't telling me that right i'm done with it but but first of all obviously everybody not gonna be comfortable enough to tell you stuff because everybody ain't that ain't close that close to you no i know my homeboys tell me something but my homeboys also know I'm a ride for them. Within reason. Now, you ain't finna do no crime

and have me accessory or party after the fact. Oh, hell nah. I ain't going to jail for you now. Nope. You ain't going to do no time for your boy? Nope. Nope.

If Uncle doing time, Uncle going to do his own damn time. I ain't doing to do no time for your boy? No. If I'm doing time, I'm going to do his own damn time. I ain't doing no time for nobody else. Hell nah. And I done got too old. I like freedom. Right. I mean, you told me I look like I'm in jail and prison anyway because I don't do nothing. But I could if I wanted to.

Yeah. Yeah. You go to those places, you can't do it if you want to. Oh, hell no. No, but I'm just like, and like I said, people are like, oh man,

you a part of the go along. And so, so you would know who would, and they write, who, what type of friend are you Ocho? Me and you boys,

I tell you something and you go back and tell. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't. I mean, you told me something

Real mind You might Hey I already know If you told Unc He ain't gonna tell Cause I know he gonna lie for you You damn right

You You absolutely right So Where Man Where Unc Where Unc Where was Unc

Where did he tell you he was He said it was you Okay Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah You know what the funny thing is And that's so funny He said it was you. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what the funny thing is? And that's so funny. Just hypothetically speaking about it. My black ass don't even go nowhere. And I don't do nothing. I'm just saying, just, I'm just thinking about it.

Yeah. I get it. Yeah. The situation is in itself. And that's funny, man. That's funny. Ocho said it was you. Yeah, man. Yeah, man funny Ocho City yeah man

me and Ocho man we down there hey call give me a hand hey hey such and such blah blah blah

okay yeah man yeah we best man we had a good old time man yeah

hey what time you leave what time you get home yeah man man I think we left probably around 12, 30, 1 o'clock

I already got that lot together dressing up and everything for sure man please hey I don't know I don't know what you want from me

cause I'm still our last segment of the day is Q and A Star and Chris said I know y'all brothers made up oh look at that we finally got the graphic A

Q and A Star and Chris said I know y'all brothers made up but it must be said Shannon getting this sensitive over comedians cracking jokes about him in the workplace work is truly sad context is everything okay Starcrest I get it

moved on I mean that's what they want to do fine have at it I'm done but like I said I gave my sister my word I'm moving on but she told me something like I said I told my sister today I sent her something and she she picked up the phone immediately yeah

she said Shannon what did Grady always tell us she said boy a liar die yeah she said Shannon at some point in time you're going to have to learn you can't She said, Shannon, what did Grady always tell us? She said, boy, a liar die. Yeah. She said, Shannon, at some point in time, you're going to have to learn you can't fight the devil every day because you'll fight a never-ending war. Pick and choose the battles you want to fight.

This ain't one you should want to fight. People going to let them say whatever. You know who you are. You know who you are. You know what you are. What they're doing now is that they found out that Shannon is the hot thing. They're using the same joke.

But at some point in time, it's going to get old and people are going to get tired of y'all saying that Shannon gay and Shannon this. And you're going to have to get back to telling jokes. Now, please tell me you're not running out of jokes. As Colonel Jessup said, please

tell me you ain't pinned these two Marines on phone calls and toothbrushes. Please tell me. Please tell me you're not going to use Shannon as your punchline for the next three, four, five years. You're going to have to start telling jokes. Please tell me you got not going to use Shannon as your punchline for the next three, four, five years. You're going to have to start telling jokes. Please tell me you

got jokes. Yeah. So, Starcrest, I appreciate that. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Before the next one. Hold on, hold on. Art, you're up next. Hey, did you and Michael Parsons have a conversation

about your criticism on his play? Much love. Oh, much love. Me and my wife love the show. No, actually, we didn't, Millennium. We did not have a conversation about his play because I didn't think that was the time or the place. I think a more appropriate time and place would have been the ideal situation to have a conversation

to discuss his play. Now, if that was something that, you know, I know his agent, David Muguleta, if he wanted to have a play. Now, if that was something that, you know, I know his agent, David Muguleta, if he wanted to have a conversation, say, man, I need you to talk to Mike, what the expectations are, yada, yada, yada. Sure, no problem. If Micah reached out and said,

hey, let me holler at you about something. No problem. But I didn't think that setting, that environment, that time, that location warned me to say anything about his play. He was there to have a good time. Hopefully he did have a good time. The NBA treat was great.

It was fun to get an opportunity to see other guys and meet new people. It was a great experience for me. I'm glad I did it, but no, I did not have any conversation to Millennium Art. I did not have any conversation about Micah to Micah about his play

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upgrade king said nightcap congratulations on a million subs entertaining engaging motivational inspiring award-winning record-breaking we appreciate your hard work and dedication to excellent at nightcap crew one love man we appreciate that i know uh ocho can chime in and but i really really appreciate you guys for for for supporting us for believing in us for coming to us um originally like i said we were gonna probably do we were scheduled to do mondays i mean sunday mondays and thursdays and then we ended up adding a day and then when the the playoff started So we started going Sunday, Monday, uh, Saturdays, Thursdays,

Wednesdays. And so guys, you've been, you've been incredible. You've been unbelievable. And, um, I want to,

I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart and appreciate every moment. Oh, Joe, you can chime in with your words. I mean, obviously, you know,

you know, I appreciate it again, but one, obviously give me the platform, the opportunity to even do this and the support from everybody has been overwhelming, overwhelming. but the people as well and the topics and the things that we talk about the authenticity um you and i being organic the chemistry in which we do have it's been dope it's been dope um i'm excited you know for for what's to come not just for us but for the people as well and it's only gonna get better yes only gonna get better from here here here on out. Yeah. I mean, we put this thing together in a little over a week, not knowing.

We just know that we just felt that we had really great chemistry. We had a great feel. I needed somebody that obviously played the game, that was really good at the game, because I didn't want people. If I have a partner that wasn't good at the game, they're going to say, well, why are you chiming in? You weren't that good. You couldn't do what you're asking those guys to do so i needed someone that obviously played the game at a very very high level but i also needed someone that that didn't take himself too serious that you could joke with that you can because sometimes people me i i you

know especially with like friends but you joke with me i joke with you but we know how far to take it that's what friends do and so that's what i think that was the thing that i was looking for most somebody that could that played the game at a high level but didn't take themselves too serious that could that could that could make fun of situations can make fun of themselves and just have fun that really enjoyed do it and they didn't like man this man when the season over man I'm tired of this and hopefully it's been

fun it's been fun for you you've enjoyed it we've learned a lot we've grown a lot and I do believe that as we go on because we're going to continue this through the off season

I think by the time we get around next season I because we're going to continue this through the off season. I think by the time we get around next season, I think it's going to be a hundred times better than what it was this year. Oh yeah. Most definitely. Most definitely. Oh, Nova said, yes.

After you asked her to be my Valentine, shout out to my frugal twin. Ocho said, she's better say yes. That was the icing on the cake. Appreciate that. Bro, I'm glad. Hopefully, you know, that wasn't the only thing that she said yes to, but congratulations,

bro, and I'm glad we could be of assistance. Josh Luchero, Uncle Ocho, I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We dated for a year, but boundaries were crossed multiple times with her being fully aware of the situation should I stand

on business or move on help please it's hard for me to say without saying what boundaries were crossed but if she continuously broke if you laid out those boundaries and she keep crossing them

let it go bro man you already know what crossing them? Let it go, bro. Man, you already know what time it is. Let it go. Quick. Let it go. It's like, how much disrespect can you tolerate? Mm-hmm.

I'm afraid, I've kind of lived like this, Ocho. You don't have to respect me, but I won't let you disrespect me. So if we're in an environment and you constantly disrespect me, I need to remove myself from the environment for something to jump off that you and I are probably going to both regret. That's how it is. So, Josh, only you know the situation, but if she continuously did it, I can see if it was a one-off, but for what you're

telling me, it's a continuous. So it tells me that she has a blatant disregard for the boundaries that you've established. Or, to make a long story short, she don't give a damn. Yeah. I mean, I wish I could,

I wish I could put it in simpler terms. I mean, you know, it's not that complicated. It's really not that complicated, Ocho. Yeah, it's not. Kirby Asian Doll said, Haas,

so into shoes, but so timid with women's feet. Gotta eat my feet. And I got pretty feet too. Nightcap after dark. Look at that.

Nightcap after dark. We gonna give it a spark I ain't even gonna do it I ain't gonna rap I ain't gonna rap No, don't do that Don't do that Curb Asian Doll

I wish I could I mean I mean, I take care of my feet I go get a manicure, pedicure Once a week I have for 30 plus years. I take care of my feet. My feet don't look like I play.

I don't have all them corns and bunions. My feet, my toes aren't deformed or anything. Yes, I've lost a couple of toenails because the weather gets cold and guys stepping on you. Because guys don't really wear seven studs like they did when you and I played, Ocho. Yeah.

Guys wear those kind of like molded, kind of like those tempo bottoms or those soccer bottoms. But when I played, I played in 7 studs. Yeah. Or like the last couple years, I played in tempo bottoms. You know, those molded, had a bunch of like, yeah. I played in those. But for the most part, I played in 7 studs. Same. Herb, boy. Them 7 studs. Herb, boy. Yeah, but I did get that A for the most part I played in seven studs That ain't hurt boy

Them seven studs hurt boy Yeah but I had to get that Hey I did what I I did that thing to stop Oh you trying to get up Out of there huh Yeah man Yeah I had to get up

Out of there But Ocho He tried to work on me Kirby Asian doll About getting me in the feet But I don't know We gonna get you together man Listen

Everything is a process Everything is a process baby steps we're gonna start we're gonna start too small if you get if you can eat pig feet just working on humans it ain't that far off we're gonna get you there so you think there's a correlation between pig feet and another something would start with listen the key word is feet. Whether it's pig or human, it don't matter. The key word is feet. Well, they need to make sure they have vinegar. We're going to stop there. Chief 209

said, Ocho looked like a milk dug covered with baby powder. You kind of asked you, Ocho. I would. I would. I had just washed my hands. I forgot to put lotion on. But, you know, I'm one, listen, you know, I don't be caring. I'm the same person that wears the same outfit six days know, I'm one. Listen, you know, I don't be caring. I'm the same person that wears the same outfit six days in a row and post a picture. You know, I don't care.

Xan Masters said, Ocho, I thought you was getting a Brazilian eyebrow lift. You told the people that, Ocho? Huh? You told the people you was getting an eyebrow lift? Nah, I think he must be talking about, remember I was supposed to get the piece for Vegas? The lace front, the man piece. Oh, okay.

I was, but my hair didn't grow back enough for me again, so I just cut my hair and said, forget it. Nah, I can't read your name, but imagine if you and Sterling got into pro wrestling instead of football, what would your tag team names be?

That's a good one. That's a good one. I don't know. That's a good one. You saw The Rock came back. Yeah. I think it's going to probably be. He's going to probably fight Roman Reigns.

Yeah. Yeah, The Rock. He's really good on that mic, boy. Oh, yeah. He turned into a completely different person. He's an entertainer. He gets it. He knows that he has to give up the gab.

He's great at what he does. But he's a hard-ass worker. I'm trying to think. What was my... Damn. I mean, you had Mr. Ransom number two. You had the Super Destroyers. You had the Road Warriors.

You had the British Bulldogs. Hey, what you know about the British Bulldogs? You had the Sheep Herders. I don't know. Jeez. The Andersons. Arne and Tully. I don't know Anderson Arne Tully Greg Valentine and Ric Flair I couldn't even think

I don't know I don't even know what our name would be yeah Ocho I got one this is your wheelhouse Ocho name would be. Yeah. Ocho, I got one. This is your wheelhouse, Ocho. Because I think you might have played against him. My brother and I keep debating who is greater all time, Richard Sherman or Stephon Gilmore?

Hey, that's, you know what? Completely different type of DBs. Both really good. Obviously, Steph is a little bit shorter. Richard Sherman, a little bit longer. Obviously, played with a great Legion of Boom team, but he's great in his own right. I think if he wasn't with the Legion of Boom, he still would have been sufficient and played at a high level because he was really good. And that's a good one. That's a good one. And then, you know, when it comes down to it, the first thing people are going to look at is the numbers.

I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I just know watching both of them throughout the years, they're both really good. Steph was really, really good. People might say Stefan Guillermo because he has the defensive player of the year, but

would you say Gilly is better than Rivas? Rivas doesn't have a defensive player. No, no, no, no, no. And many will argue, say Rivas was next in his era to, excuse me. Yeah. Sherm

was next to Rivas in his era. Right. Listen, we will never ever see a year like Rivas had in 2009. Ever. Ever. You couldn't replicate it. You couldn't duplicate that shit on fucking Madden.

That's how great Rivas was in 2009. We'll never see anything like that again. The players, the caliber of players he went against and was able to stop. Unheard of. Unheard of. Tremendous amount of respect to Revis and what he was able to do that year.

Could he play that style in this system with the incidental contact? Probably. Probably because he doesn't even have to be handsy because his eyes were so good and being able to get back and look at the ball. He played the ball, man, like no other. He played the ball like a goddamn receiver. Played the ball like a goddamn receiver.

And he's always in position. Yeah. He's always in position to make a play. He was never, never out of position. Never. Never out of position. So who you got, Sherm or Gilmore? Damn.

All right, I'm going to just go with Sherm. I'm going to go with Sherm. Just because he has my style of play and he likes to talk. He likes to talk and walk it. So, you know, I'm all for it. If you're going to talk and walk it, you on my team. Clips of Scene asks, which is more unfair,

Shaq that can shoot threes or Tom Brady that can scramble? Shaq! Shaq, man. Can you imagine Shaq being able to shoot threes like Embiid? What? And go down in the post and post you up and He'd average 70 a game.

Easy. That wouldn't be fair. That wouldn't be fair. Yeah. Where they say, well, we'll average 50 to 25. Shaq Dabbs will average 60. He can shoot threes and he's going to be just... Oh, hell no. That wouldn't be fair.

Because we see Brady and we see Brady and Patrick Mahomes. Right. Can throw the ball just as good as Brady, but he can scramble. Right. We ain't see nobody. You got to go back to Wilt to find somebody that was as dominant as Shaq inside. You see Shaq. Shaq inside. You see Shaq, Shaq got three guys on him

and he's still muscling through him, dunking the ball. Shaq was strong. Yeah. Shaq was strong, bro. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy said, hey, Uncle Nocho, if y'all could create your own NFL team,

what would it be called and what would your mascot be obviously mine common sense if y'all know me you follow me you know the mascot for me is going to be a killer whale man there ain't no mascot killer whale is a mascot what you talking about so where your mascot going to be at Ocho

what you mean I'm going to have a costume mascot. What you mean? Oh, so you have... Yeah, a killer whale mascot. That's what will be my mascot, a killer whale. What will my mascot be? The Miami Orcas.

It wouldn't be the Dolphins. It'd be the Miami Orcas. I kind of like... I kind of like the Broncos. I've been a bulldog. You can't pick the Broncos. I've been a bulldog. You can't pick the Broncos. I've been a bulldog. I'm trying to think.

The Lions. Damn, but they already got a Lion. Lions is my favorite. Lion is that roar. We already got a Lion. Detroit Lions. You got to have something else. They got a lot of Bulldogs in college oh yeah a lot of

Georgia Bulldogs what other Bulldogs is there who's Bulldogs Georgia Bulldogs you got I don't know Georgia Bulldogs, you got... I know they have different types of Bulldogs. The Hoyas, they call it a Bulldog,

but I don't know the Hoyas. Hold on. Who else is a Bulldog? There's a bunch of Bulldogs. What's Fresno State? What's Fresno State? They might be the Bulldogs. I don't know. Here, let's look it up. Ain't Fresno State the Bulldogs too What's Fresno State? What's Fresno State? They might be the Bulldogs. I don't know.

Here, let's look it up. Ain't Fresno State the Bulldogs too? I thought. I might be wrong. We finna find out. I know that's probably, that's the most popular mascot is a Bulldog. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Georgia probably did. I know I'm not sure, but I know Fred. How many? How many teams are there? Besides the Georgia Bulldogs. What do you call them? The Bulldogs, the Bulldogs also. The basketball team, Butler?

Okay, that's three. So Fresno State Bulldogs, Georgia Bulldogs,. The basketball team, Butler? Yeah. Okay, that's three. So, Fresno State Bulldogs, Georgia Bulldogs, Fresno State, Georgia Bulldogs, Butler. So, that's three so far. It's going to be the Jags because the Jags already got a team. Man, they got all the bears, all the fierce animals taken. See, no they're not. The number one animal is available. The Miami Orcas, I told you.

That'd be the name of my football team. Can't do the Wolverines. I'm gonna steal Tyron Matthew. We're gonna be the Honey Badgers. Okay, that's different. That's a different one. We're gonna be the Honey Badgers. Okay, that's different. That's a different one. We're going to be the Honey Badgers. That's a good one. Oh, Ash put it up there.

Oh, the Citadel. Citadel Bulldogs? That's four. Golly. Yale. Yale. I know Yale ain't no Bulldogs. Yeah, they are't no Bulldogs

Yeah they are, Yale Bulldogs, yes they are The Ivy League Yale? Yes, South Carolina State North Carolina Oh no, they're the Aggies I think Hold on Yeah, North Carolina I think hold on uh

yeah uh North Carolina what I thought North Carolina A&T was the Aggies did they change the name no they are the Aggies North Carolina A&T is the Aggies my daughter ran AAU there uh Virginia Junior Olympics

I said Georgetown Georgetown the Hoyas but their mascot is Jack the Bulldog oh it is that's right oh Gonzaga damn Gonzaga Bulldog too

yeah Mississippi State Bulldog that's right Mississippi State is the Bulldogs so a Bulldog

like to be the number one mascot it is how do you feel about pressing charges on your own people I told y'all last week my car I told y'all last week my car and baby shower gift was stolen the guy was found

and my wife wants justice but I'm having a hard time even pressing charges. Hmm. I don't know why you're having a hard time. You might as well have gone to do that, bro. Put them charges on him. Put that paper on him. Did you get the gifts back?

Hold up. The guy was found. You didn't get the gifts back. What good is it to find the guy who did it if you don't get the gifts back? You think Buddy probably sold them gifts huh well he go hey he about to get some free labor then what if he do get the gifts back do you still press charges if you can get your gift back no hey you ain't getting them gifts back baby shower come on bro you got a baby shower why the hell you stealing a stroller why you stealing a

bottle warmer why you stealing a breast pump you never know boy times are hard now you know what that means that you probably got a habit and you need to go somewhere to get that thing cleaned up yeah go and put that paper on it but said your gifts

and said Ocho your story about your gift and said, Ocho, your story about your mother and her drinking issues really resonated with me. Word for word, it reminded me of my own life. Much love. Thank you.

Yes, I appreciate it. Appreciate it. Ocho, what's up? Ocho, I remember you saying you were about to join the military. What branch were you thinking about? Oh, I was going to the Air Force.

Okay. You know, it ain't never too late now. The hell you say. Man, what I look like at 55 with two repair hips, even thinking about it. Hell, if even I had two good hips. Man, I'm 55. What the hell I look like? Listen, I want to be a Marine.

I want to. Hoorah. Yeah, I want to. I want to go. I want to go through boot camp. No, I want to be a Marine I want to I want to go through boot camp I want to be a Navy SEAL At Coronado Beach You all here in Dundana? Huh? At Coronado Beach

Man, they make you ring that bell, Ocho Man, who ringing the bell? You But not me It's a different type of mentality, Ocho. Yeah, I know. And I got it, too. That's what I'm ready for.

To stay awake. I mean, that hell week where you probably get two hours a night. Boy, you know where I'm from. You know where I grew up. You know what I've been through to get to where I'm at. You think hell week going to bother me? Ocho, you like to go to bed at 930? Man, listen. I don't need at 9.30? Man, listen.

I don't need no sleep. Hell week is for me. Okay. My middle name is Hell. It ain't too late. Oh, don't think I won't go. Don't think I won't go try out. Well, you can't try out.

You can't swim well enough. I can't what? You can't swim well enough. Man, I swim like a dolphin, man. You know what they used to call me back in the day? They used to call me Flipper. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Jim Averill said, watching y'all work in fintech, I'm currently studying finance. I want to take a leap and move on to a new job, but suffer imposter syndrome. Any advice for a young 26-year-old? Much love.

Well, you working in finance. Well, you good with numbers. Yes. Well, you working at finance. Well, you good with numbers. Yes. Well, you, you, were you, are you right where you want to be? Yes. Shit, boy, finance. No, no, no, Ocho.

At the end of the day, you got to go where your heart leads you. If your heart ain't in it no more, you got to let it go. Okay, you right. Ain't nothing worse than being somewhere that you second guess yourself. And you don't want to be five,

10 years in and says, I should have. Right. Okay, you years in and say, I should have. Right. Okay, you right. But shit, if you're in finance, finance pay good now. Yeah.

If you find something else you want to do where the pay is equal or better than, okay, now we talking. But don't just go do something else that ain't paying what you should be getting

just because it's fun or because you like it. You're going to regret that. But here's the thing. You don't want to work. Because if you love what you do, you'll never have to work a day in your life. The worst thing to do

is to go to a job that you hate going to. Like, damn. I mean, Ocho, you're like, damn, I got to go to this ragged ass job again. Right. What the hell? And then you pull up at the job, you're in the parking lot like,

damn, I got to go and talk to my funky ass. Yeah. But you know, you know the difficulty of finding the job that you enjoy and actually enjoy getting up and going to, you know how hard that is. I've been blessed, Ocho. I've been blessed. Once I got, I mean, obviously those manual labor jobs. Yeah. Excuse me. I didn't enjoy, but they let me know what I didn't want to do as an adult because that was backbreaking work as a child.

And you know, you got a higher threshold, work longer, work harder. And as you start to age, it gets harder and harder. There's something that up. I just knew that's not what I wanted to do. Right. So, but once I started, you know, playing football and then I leave the NFL and I go to CBS,

I leave CBS, do my own thing for a couple of years, go to Fox, now I'm at ESPN, doing my own thing. I can honestly say ever since 1990, I've loved, thoroughly enjoyed every job I had. Right. Our curvy Asian dog followed up and said, oh, it's okay if men's feet are messed up. I asked, why are you afraid of women's feet?

Ocho, no one ever turned down a milk gun here. Pretty feet gang. I ain't afraid of no feet. I just ain't had none in my mouth. Yeah, but that's what I said. We're going to get you a little sauce to put on now. We're going to work. We're going to work you in.

I don't know who. How about I start with massaging the feet? Just hold them down here. Just hold them right here. You know what? Baby steps. We work with that. Work with that. You find you a good set of feet That's done

They got a pedicure Yeah I got some latex gloves In my drawer at home I put my latex gloves on Now you don't need no goddamn You don't need no gloves Now you don't need no gloves

I got to touch it with my hands Use your hands Yeah, use your hands My hands You don't say that with a doctor When a doctor put them gloves on You don't say Doctor, take them gloves off

And touch me with your bare hands You don't tell the doctor that This is a completely different situation. We're not going for a checkup. He give you an exam. We ain't going for no exam. We talk about a woman's feet. Yeah. Pretty feet. Nice. Subtle. Soft. Buttle. I ain't going below the ankle. I ain't going below the ankle. They call me ankle ankle.

That's as far as I'm going, Ocho. That's as far as I'm going. We're going to work on you, man. We're going to get you there. Don't worry about it. Man, Jonathan, every time I stop at a real light, I think of Uncle Ocho. I love the show. Wish y'all continued success. That's

Ocho, Jonathan. Ocho out of your damn mind. We're going to get you there. Don't take me there, Ocho Jonah Ocho out of your damn mind we gonna get you there uh uh don't take me there Ocho remember the staple singers I'll take you there you there we can't sing my bad

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