Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Mike Epps situation, Valentine's Day & Nitecap After Dark

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen splitting up, the pros and cons of shower sex, the perfect Valentine's Day gift for men, Devin Hester making the Hall... of Fame, and Unc addresses the elephant in the room with the public back-and-forth he's had with comedian Mike Epps. 1:30 - Marcus Jordan & Larsa Pippen 8:00 - Ocho's not a fan of shower sex 31:30 - Best Valentine's gift for men? 39:00 - Mike Epps situation 1:01:00 - Q and Ayyyy (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:43 Nightcap After Dark. Marcus Jordan and Larson. Oh, okay. Here we go. Check this out. Hey! Let's go. We going to get the hang of this thing, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:00:59 We got good traffic. Check this out, Ocho. Marcus Jordan and Larson Pippen called it quits. Larson Pippen. Whoa,its. Larsa Pippen shared a secret. They were so in love. They were so in love. Six to eight times a day. Wear it out.
Starting point is 00:01:12 But anyway, Larsa Pippen shared a thinly veiled post about choosing a man wisely. This comes after she and Marcus unfollowed each other and removed all photos of each other from their Instagram accounts over the weekend. Damn. What happened to the wedding? CuffCake Mama asked, please help me understand. Okay, my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad ass. I'm moving too fast. So what you think? You know, I mean, how you
Starting point is 00:01:37 go, how you break up and y'all was doing that thing, say six, eight times a day. Yeah, man. Somebody. What you think happened? I thought they were a beautiful couple. I thought they were a beautiful couple and they were going down a beautiful, beautiful road.
Starting point is 00:01:54 You know, Marcus not listening to what people were saying and falling in love with who he felt he should be with during that time. I'm not sure what happened. The wedding was coming. The wedding was coming up. The wedding was coming up. I thought for certain. And, I mean... You thought what wedding? I mean, they were finna get married. What you mean? They were finna get married.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Love is love. You didn't like them together? I liked them together. They look good. No, I don't know if I mean... My home, I mean, my homeboy. Yeah. Nah, I can't do that. I can't, I couldn't date my homeboy. You gonna date your homeboy ex-wife?
Starting point is 00:02:35 I mean, you can let your, your son, your son date your homeboy. She used to babysit him. For real? Oh, so she was familiar with the territory man up he would i mean how much i mean she's probably what 20 years older than he is that's it i i don't think maybe the age might catch some people off so our people off guard right but i think now as we start to look now it's come out that michael and scotty wasn't as close as we originally thought. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:07 And sometimes, you know, you can be a team. You can be friends. I mean, you can be friendly, but not friends because your teammates, that doesn't mean everybody is close. Right. Oh, she's on 60. Oh, that ain't nothing. 16, 16 years, 16 years older. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 That ain't that ain't bad. I mean, they look good together I'm curious as to what point caused them to separate was it the pressure of the public was it everybody having something to say you got to ignore that because if it's someone that you love
Starting point is 00:03:39 you have to stand on business about that love that you profess for them and those intimate moments that you share. But how about this, Ocho? Yes, sir. I mean, if you're having sex, like they talk about six to eight times a day. But you know, that's not realistic.
Starting point is 00:03:54 When they say stuff like that, it's more for content purposes and media stuff. There's no way you're operating in that manner as a human. I mean, both of y'all are going to be sore. Yeah, that's not real but uh that's unfortunate that's unfortunate but now you know lars lars lars is on the market man stop i'm i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm still i'm trying i'm still trying to find you know i'm good you good you know you know back and back you know before yesterday before some of the past events you know i had something smart to say oh joe but I'm good. You good? You know, back, you know, before yesterday, before some of the past events,
Starting point is 00:04:26 you know I had something smart to say, Ocho, but I'm going to let it slide. You see what I mean? See, now you can't do that. You can't change what's made us special. It's the smart remarks.
Starting point is 00:04:35 We're going to be special. It's the smart remarks and you having something to say about certain stuff that makes us special. You know I keep, hey, Ocho, I tell you all the time,
Starting point is 00:04:44 I got a thousand jokes. I'm on number 11. But I'm going to let it slide, Ocho. Ocho, we, I keep, hey, Ocho, I tell you all the time. I got a thousand jokes. I'm on number 11. But I'm going to let it slide, Ocho. Ocho, we got to let it slide, Ocho. We got to let it slide. Because you know, Ocho, we try to do big things, Ocho. Okay, I feel you. I feel you.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I feel you. I mean, we could do big things, but we still got to remain true and authentic to ourselves, man. Okay. Okay. Next time I'm going to give. Okay. Next time.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I'll be like a a reggie another professor should i get him get him get him should i get him i like it i like it mama please help me understand there's a conversation on social media about people that wash their face with a rag and their ass but they put but hold on i see what you're saying people that won't wash their face with the rag they wash their butt with but will put their face in someone else's you know what cupcake mama that's what i'm talking about that's what i'm talking about wait what please she said please help her understand. Right. There's a conversation on social media about people saying
Starting point is 00:05:48 they won't use the same rag to wash their face they use to wash their butt. So if I wash my butt with the rag, I won't put it on my face, but you'll put your face in somebody else's boogie. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I mean, listen, for one, for me, for me personally, I use one washcloth. Yeah, I do too. Face, hit all the important parts, you know, everywhere, head to toe. Yeah, I do too. One washcloth. But it's my face and my ass.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Right, right, right. That's the difference. Right. But it shouldn't be any issue as well. Now, we're going to get you. We're going to work on you throughout the year. We're not going to do nothing. We're going to work on you throughout the year. We're not going to do nothing. We're going to work on you throughout the year
Starting point is 00:06:26 and get you to opening what I like to call Pandora's box and exploring other options that you can do in private. Now, I'm going to get you there. I have some YouTube tutorials that can guide you on YouTube. Guide me where?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Guide you to where you need to get to because something about you, you haven't evolved yet. I haven't evolved. on youtube i'm uh yeah i'm guide me where guide you to where you need to get to because some something about you on you haven't evolved yet i'm involved no you haven't evolved yet you haven't you know back in the day i was on all fours now i'm walking up right yeah but you can't be walking right now you should be flying no i'm zooming you didn't see me fly up like ojo no come on here you go no more private no more man. No more private gifs, man. Ocho, let me tell you something. No more private gifs. Ocho, man, there have been a couple of times, like, if you're in the shower and, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:11 your old lady come in and say, hey, you know, you mind if I get in? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? No, no, no, no. You never let a woman in the shower with you. What? You never, ever let a woman in the shower with you.
Starting point is 00:07:22 For one, they shower with the water too motherfucking hot. They shower with the water too motherfucking hot, and they always in the way, because you're going to end up in the back of the shower. Yeah, cold, huh? And cold. Yeah, they never let no woman in the shower with you. Them jokers have that pee water. You know, you have the water too hot at all
Starting point is 00:07:40 to do it, make you pee in the shower. Yeah. I let a girl be happy. I say, God damn, what you cooking, lobsters in here i said god but you know oh so i like you know i was i was i just oh so you know i'm big so you know i i'm hard you know i get that hey my community hey all you gotta do is like you get that towel and go around that wrist. Yeah. Man, I go around that wrist. Yeah. Get that neck real good, the back of my ears.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Right, right. And I'll be forgetting. I'm like, damn, this a woman. But I'll be scrubbing it. They're like, man, what you trying to do? You're like, you're scrubbing tires. Oh, you be bathing. I'll be giving them a bath.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I ain't getting no bath tub now. I don't do no tub. Right. Yeah. Oh, you got that coming to America treatment. No, I ain't in the tub. We in the shower. I got a bath tub. I don't do no tub right yeah oh you oh that you got that coming to america treatment no i ain't in the tub we're in the shower i got i still consider that that coming to america treatment where you you are bathing yeah yeah i like that i like that you know i like that that's why i like that you know you're more like that you know i like i like that i like to be behind them you know i like that right right right right right right oh boy you know i like
Starting point is 00:08:43 hey i feel like i'm a police friend. Yeah. You know, I get all up in there for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get them all. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Yeah, yeah. You know how you talk about detail? I detail them real good. That thing be spit-shiny. Yeah. You know, let me dry, dry, like to dry them off
Starting point is 00:08:59 and do all that stuff. Yeah, I like that. I mean, that's, I mean, to me, for me, that's back in the day. I did stuff like that back in 83, 85. to me for me that's that's that's back in the day i did stuff like that back in 83 85 83 85 oh you make it seem like i said i did it last night now i'm just saying oh so you talk about your younger days yeah yeah yeah i'm it had to be
Starting point is 00:09:15 younger days because i'm too as i'm older now i understand the importance of being in the shower and being able to enjoy the hot water not having to stand at the back of the shower in the cold yeah today you know we're younger days i wasn't worried about that so i get i get what you're shower and being able to enjoy the hot water and not having to stand at the back of the shower in the cold. Today, you know, when younger days, I wasn't worried about that. So I get where you're coming from. Whatever you're talking about, it got to be old because today, oh, can I get in the shower with you? Hell no. Yeah, but you know, I leave
Starting point is 00:09:37 the water on for you when I get out. I leave the water on. They say, I'm like, you want to take a shower with me? She's like, uh-uh. Because I already know what you're going to do. You're going to get one, a mean one.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Hey, hey, Ocho, as soon as she put that, put that foot up on the wall, good night Irene. Oh boy. Listen,
Starting point is 00:09:58 I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I just be waiting. Ocho, I be pretending like I'm doing this right here. You know, you put that foot Up on the wall And start shaving
Starting point is 00:10:07 Yeah to shave that leg Yeah you know That's all I'm waiting for I ain't standing up Back here like I feel it to me But listen to me I think shower
Starting point is 00:10:18 Shower Shower Vertical activity Is probably one of the One of the worst I mean Yeah I think it's one of the worst. I mean, yeah, I think it's one of the worst.
Starting point is 00:10:27 But ain't nothing like wet skiing, Ocho. Yeah, to me, it's one of the worst to me because you got to be careful. You got tile, you know, and you slip. Ocho, all of a sudden, I mean, my feet, like, they got clawed. Like, they just be hugging it.
Starting point is 00:10:43 You grip? Yeah, I can't. Yeah, I be gripping, Ocho. I can't because I can't move like I want to. I can't move like I want to. Now, you know wet skin, Ocho. Yeah. That baby, hey, Ocho, that baby sounded like, you know how that silverback be hitting that plexiglass? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Bam! Bam! That's what it sounds like, Ocho. Yeah, I can't do it, though. I can't. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I know where you're coming from. I just can't pick up what you're putting down. I can't do it, though. I know what you're talking about. I know where you're coming from.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I just can't pick up what you're putting down. I can't do it. Okay, I'm sorry. Shower, shower. I don't want to use the S-E-X word. Shower, vertical activity, I think is one of the worst. Yeah, it's one of the worst. Ava, one of us vertical.
Starting point is 00:11:20 The other one is only half the size she was when she walked in. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, she had a 90 saying? She had a 90 degree. She had a 90 degree. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. She half the size she once was. That's me.
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Starting point is 00:12:32 And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Man, I had you there. That was back in the day, Ocho. That was back in the day. Hey, some good days. I told you. I'm talking the day Ocho that was back in the hey some good days I told you I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:12:46 83, 84 1983, 85 83 to 85 boy that's where it all started I wasn't Ocho see and I'm
Starting point is 00:12:56 look I got to really trust you yeah to let you get in the shower with me because I ain't a guy that I don't walk around my house naked Yeah, yeah, I bring I bring clothes. Oh, joe true story
Starting point is 00:13:09 Wait, you take your clothes in the shower Yeah, I ain't gonna be walking around naked in front of nobody god damn. Oh Well you guys for you I come at that thing like adam and eve after they done bit that apple. I come out there and blow it up. Hey, Ocho. You know how that money be cheap? Cheap as hell. You tripping, man.
Starting point is 00:13:34 You tripping. You got to open up a little bit, man. You got to open up a little bit. Man, Ocho. I'm trying to think. I think the first time that a female saw me naked I probably was about 26 God damn it had to be
Starting point is 00:13:52 but this one this one chick say nope I would she's like let me see your body I mean you feel so and I was primed
Starting point is 00:13:59 I was 26 I'm talking about whoo yeah you was you was right look like hey I got in a fight with a sword and lost cuts everywhere you know what i'm saying you know what i'm talking about and she
Starting point is 00:14:12 so so she said uh she said no i want to she's like nah she said nah i mean she was fine. Oh, she was nice. What? Yeah. What? I'll tell you a lot to you. She was thick. I'm talking about thick, thick. I'm talking about she probably was about 5'11". She probably was probably about 190.
Starting point is 00:14:38 You say when they talk about Amazon. Right, right. She probably was the queen of the tribe. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. She of the tribe. Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. She say, hey. So, you know, I'm like, who, who, you know, I'm rubbing my head.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Like the raccoons, I'm a raccoon lover. If y'all know this raccoon, how they be rubbing their paws, they got this. Always, always. They be rubbing their little paws together. Yeah. Ooh, Big Shannon gonna tear it up. Big Shannon gonna, I started bouncing on y'all, I'm saying that by hand. Big Shannon gonna tear it up. Big Shannon gonna tear it up. I started bouncing on the floor. I'm shaking that my head. Big Shannon gonna tear it up.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Big Shannon gonna tear it up. Yeah. She said, what you doing? I say, you know, I'm getting ready. You know, I done closed. You know, I done closed to make sure it's dark because the blinds was open. It was probably like 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I closed the blind.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Cut the lights off. So it's dark. She can't see. I mean, it's day's dark she can't see i mean it's day but you can't see right she's like oh no i said what she said you're gonna you're gonna let me see i said what you mean yeah yeah you're gonna be don't be shy you acting like shy guy from the five heartbeats the thing is ocho like i get nervous. I start, I get nervous. I get anxious. I get, I mean, like, to just look at, because you have to understand,
Starting point is 00:15:50 I grew up in a house full of women. Right. And that was a no-no. So not walking around in your underwear, things like that, walking around with no shirt on. Right. You know, we had to have, me and my brother, we had to have on underwear, have to have on shorts,
Starting point is 00:16:03 on top of them, and we had a shirt on. Once we got like 12, it wasn't no more walking around your house in your underwear. It wasn't no more none of that bull jive. We had to have a shirt on. So that just stuck with you? That stuck with me. So I felt like I was being disrespectful
Starting point is 00:16:19 to a woman if I walked around naked or walked around... like most of the time I got on shorts just like this when I walk around my house I sleep and I used to sleep naked but I can't sleep like that anymore yeah see you you you and I you and I different my upbringing it I didn't have a choice because I had to find a way and the way to make a living 1997 i told you when i was at santa monica junior college i worked at the right track so with me dancing and having a dance i had to be comfortable being in less i had to be secure
Starting point is 00:16:58 in myself and my body and being able being able to perform in front of women, in front of crowds of women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And being able to entertain and perform and seduce, you know, with movements and entertainment. And that's exactly what I did. So early in life, I was always comfortable in myself. You know, I wasn't big. You know, I'm not physically imposing.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I was ripped up, you know. I had a lot of veins. So that's why my stage name when i was when i was a stripper in 97 that's why they called me twigs but if you ever see it do you ever see a twigs black brown with the little veins going through it did they did they have the x on the end of the g well listen i made some good money back then man you know what it's like to make to be 20 years old 19 19 20 years old make it 2500 a weekend a night friday saturday sunday i was making a killing man making a killing i never i never forget them days man i wonder i wonder if the right track
Starting point is 00:17:59 still there in la anybody in the chat from la is the right track still there i don't know nobody don't write check the right track. We had some guys on the team in the offseason. They had like Chippendales. They come on like sharp. Sharp, man. The way you built. That's good money. That's good money. Man, y'all must
Starting point is 00:18:19 be out your mind. That's good money. I mean, I could have got away with it back then on Joe because, but here's the thing the camcorder had the camcorder was kind of out yeah so i mean i had to worry about no cell phone but that camcorder yeah yeah you know your boy still got the whole camera i still got my camera i got two of them this is got some pretty good footage wait a minute it used to be at freakney right i was at freakneynik and Black College Beach Weekend. You know, you know, you know that the Freaknik special coming out soon.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Yeah, it's coming out soon. I hope they ain't on there. I hope they ain't on there. They reached out to me and asked me to be a part of it. You ain't go? No, no. That would have been good.
Starting point is 00:18:56 When I told you some things I'm taking to my grave. Yeah. Black College Beach Week and Freaknik. Well, you ain't got to tell me. I was there. Daytona?
Starting point is 00:19:05 I was right down the street. I was there. I know exactly what you're talking about. You ain't got to tell me nothing. I was there. Ocho, what'd I tell you all the time? What'd I tell you O'Shea was hell when he was well? Well, yeah. Yeah. Hey, those are some good memories, boy. Good times ain't gonna O'Shea nothing.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Matter of fact, you know what else I used to do? What'd you do? For bachelorette parties. And I'm, I mean, I'm not ashamed to say this because this is my past. I'm not the same. Yeah, you're not the same. No, no, you graduated.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Yeah, I've been baptized. So I'm not, well, I was baptized. That shit wearing off. I need to get baptized again. But that neither here nor there. But I used to be the mascot for the dancing bear party for bachelorette parties. You know, you know about that? You don't know about dancing bear?
Starting point is 00:19:51 No. Yeah, man. You come out in the costume. You're in the bear costume. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and it gets a little wild.
Starting point is 00:19:59 It gets a little wild. And some of these, some of the women, especially the bride, you know, it, it gets a little wild. And some of the women, especially the bride, you know, it gets a little wild. Like, are you sure you're getting married tomorrow and you're doing all this? I don't know. Boy, it gets a little wild. I come out of that costume and, you know, they see you.
Starting point is 00:20:20 That's what Chicago used to be. That's how Vegas, you know to be that's how uh that's how uh vegas you know vegas when i when people say vegas that's right man look here now i was chill i was chill this vegas because look i got my team with me and i'm a different i'm in a different space now ocho right right stuff that i used to do yeah i used to do yeah i can't do it no more. If you'd have called me, say like, if I'd have been, if I could have been like Vegas,
Starting point is 00:20:47 like right now. Yeah. And I'm in the league. Oh, boy. Boy, stop. It would have been different,
Starting point is 00:20:56 boy. It would have been different. It would have been different. I'm older now. I'm a lot more mature now. I understand that there's nothing out there there's nothing out there ain't nothing out there oh no oh now i'm i i'm i like it i like it at home i like peace at home
Starting point is 00:21:17 i like waking up to my baby ain't nothing out there you sure about that old Joe you ain't nothing out there let me tell you now ain't nothing out there it's okay to go out there and enjoy look look
Starting point is 00:21:36 you know but ain't nothing out there ain't nothing out there you right old Joe every time every time you every time you think about all the times you pursued
Starting point is 00:21:42 something you thought you thought it was was something more than what it really was until you get a hold of it. And you're like, damn, that's what I was chasing? Same thing. Because listen, what's out there, if it was that good, it'd be taken. Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Yeah, stay with me. Lainey Ray said, the point of the rag is to clean the point of the other activity is to get dirty two different things that's how you feel about that because i use the same right look i ain't got no color i ain't got no rag i'm not going to use no two rag one for my face just exclusive for my face and one for my butt i'm washing everything that's too much i mean i don't i'm not sure who does it there are people there are people that out there that have a separate rag for different body parts that's just too damn much yeah you you create more laundry
Starting point is 00:22:35 than necessary yeah and i need i need one of them a big the big big towel i don't need that little thing that's in my hand like this right right right speaking of speaking of taking showers you want to know what's very humbling chat chat stay with me i know y'all have experienced okay stay with him now chat come on stay with it i don't care how many times you shower and lather up and rinse off i use white towels you know i steal my towels oh you dirty yeah you like scrub the floor you don't listen i could lather up three four times and hit every spot and think i'm clean and get out and dry off with a white towel and every time you'll be humble yeah but you still come out dirty yeah i don't i don't know what's that about i don't know why that is
Starting point is 00:23:15 if you dry off with a white towel every time it's still gonna come up it's still gonna be something that says you're dirty in some shape way form of fashion no matter how much you lather up and rinse off out of the white towels are very humbling yeah man it's uh yeah i don't you know i don't use no white i mean just at the hotel wait what you use colors at home use color you color towel yeah yeah i don't like and you know go and wash them because i don't want all that fuzz on the back of my head and all my body so uh they wash them like several times that's what i hate i hate the fuzz i hate the fuzz that's why i don't buy new towels i don't buy new towels from target i or buy new
Starting point is 00:23:59 towels from walmart i like stealing my towels that are already broken from hotels so i ain't got to do nothing but take them home, use them, and wash them. They already ready to go. They already ready to go. In college now, you know, we ain't have a whole lot of money. Like I said, I went to college with a two-piggly-wiggly shopping bag. I mean, you know, brown paper bag, two of them. That was my luggage.
Starting point is 00:24:24 And so I ain't have a whole lot so man i was like man hotel all these hours of baseball yeah man look here i go in there because obviously i'm aware from the game what i got on right man i had nothing but toothpaste deodorant and a toothbrush in my bag and you know a t-shirt and a short man my suitcase was stuffed with them hotel towels and face cloth stuff but i got back you know hey we look at the shower and after the game we play elon now i'm still by five towers man coach coach davis rest his soul he's like god dang home who the hell stole all them towers man that's sharp hey home let me get one stop man why you gonna steal my time that would be down to four times
Starting point is 00:25:17 actually i'll be down to three because i use what you use what i got five right but man yeah i used i was i was i was kind of like a klepto. I used to steal everything. Shower curtain. I got the bedspread from a Holiday Inn. I got the ice bucket. Well, you were. The most I would take
Starting point is 00:25:39 and owe and still do when I was in the league and we played, obviously, you know, we have eight games on the road. Yeah. Eight games on the road. I'm leaving with two sets every time. I don't care who we playing. With towels? I'm leaving and still, and that stuck
Starting point is 00:25:52 with me to this day. Yeah. I'm in Philly right now. Yeah. When I leave here tomorrow after I do inside and in the field, I'm taking two sets of towels. I got them packed in my bag already. I got two sets already in my bag. Nah, I just, I just, I can't, I can in my bag no i just i just i can't i i can't do it i can't i can't buy new towels yeah they never you got to wash them so many times
Starting point is 00:26:11 so broken in and the fuzz don't be on you i don't like that yeah i uh man i had that uh that uh uh that uh hotel spread yeah man you know i think that thing fire retard wait Wait, you got- What size bed are these? He's queen size. I got a king size. Yeah, you probably queen or king. Yeah, I can't. You just gave me an idea. I can't-
Starting point is 00:26:33 No, they ain't gonna fit. You ain't got nothing fit. But if it- I can take the comforter though. But see, here's the thing, Ocho. I was like a pig in a blanket because it was too big for my bed too. Right, right. But I would tuck it all the way up under the mattress right so you know you had to go and get that thing at
Starting point is 00:26:48 the top so you had to start at the top because it was tucked in so right right right man I beat out of that thing if I had to get up out of there in a hurry your boy was out of gas but uh yeah the stuff that we used to do back then man Ocho? Some good days, man. Some good days. I'll never forget. Oh, high school and college? Oh, those were good days. Lord, forgive me. Nikki Grant says,
Starting point is 00:27:15 Nikki asked a question. Did the Lord forgive you? Yeah, forgive me, Lord. Forgive me. I pulled that Jimmy Swagger. Forgive me, Lord. I've sinned. You heard what I told you now
Starting point is 00:27:26 I got baptized but that shit went off I gotta go back it's went off I gotta go back yeah I'm sorry go back Ocho we need to go to Israel and get Mr. Krabs used to
Starting point is 00:27:42 invite me all the time they go to Israel and they go to this war with that joint. What if you get baptized in Israel? What? Wait, wait, wait out there. Yeah, I ain't going to listen. I get baptized right in Overtown St. John Baptist Church.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I don't want to get baptized with Jesus. Huh, don't you want to get baptized where Jesus did? Huh? Don't you want to get baptized where Jesus did? Jesus is going to be there? That's where he got baptized at. Is he going to be there? I promise you, he wasn't in Overtown. Yeah, the Jordan River.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Oh, the Jordan River? Yeah. You think I'm going to fly way to Israel to get baptized at the Jordan River because Jesus did and Jesus ain't even there? No, he ain't there now, but that water is special. Nah, it ain't special. Not after all these years. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I'm going to get baptized at St. John Baptist Church in Overtown at 1 o'clock. 1 o'clock service. Nikki Grant asked, if a woman could spoil you for Valentine's Day, what would your ideal evening be what's your go-to song to create a mood sensual uh sensuality by the isley brothers gets me every time so real gonna create the ideal mood the ideal situation yeah what you doing all right real real, real. I know you watching, baby. If you want to make
Starting point is 00:29:07 my Valentine's Day special, you feel me? You rent out the cigar lounge, right? Rent out the cigar lounge. The one in Vegas? Or the one where you are? In Miami. It could be in Miami.
Starting point is 00:29:17 It could be in Tampa. Miami or Tampa. Either one. We be in both places, right? Rent it out and have candles lit all through that motherfucker. Candles everywhere. have my favorite cigar you know right there with a with a torch with with with some with some mcdonald's already already already hot hot mcdonald's and i walk in
Starting point is 00:29:37 and the song i need to hear playing when i walk in is happily ever after. Eric Benet, man. What you Eric Benet. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Eric Benet.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Wait, is it happily ever after? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me, let me, let me make sure. So I need to set the time. I need to set the mood with chat. So chat understand what I'm talking about. Is it happily ever after Eric Benet?
Starting point is 00:30:12 No. Eric Benet spend my life with you okay when i walk in the cigar lounge i need to see the candles flickering yep and i want smoke i want like smoke i want smoke coming out as i walk through and i want to spend my life playing spend my life with you playing as i walk in and i walk to my table. I got a McDonald's. I got a cheeseburger. I got fries. I got a Coke with no ice. And I got my favorite cigar.
Starting point is 00:30:33 And then when I walk in, me and her, we slow dance. The rest of the song, spend my life with you. That's all I need for Valentine's. I'm simple. I don't require much. I don't require much. And that's something that she can pull off because renting out the cigar bar, that should be nothing. You know?
Starting point is 00:30:46 That should be nothing for you. Like I said, the greatest experience I had, I told y'all guys, she had on some lingerie. She invited me over. All right, take that lingerie off. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:30:59 But I'm saying that at the time, she didn't know I didn't like her. Right, right, right. But she told me to come over, so I didn't really know. It wasn't Valentine's Day. So that was the thing. So I didn't know I didn't like her. Right, right, right. But she told me to come over, so I didn't really know. It wasn't Valentine's Day. So that was the thing. So I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:31:08 So I went over and, you know, lay me back there, man. And we lit, and the candles were playing. And she put that song by Michelle and Dagocello called Trust. Woo! Me, I'm a beautiful guy by Michelle and Dave Gocello that's the one that sets it for me right may I kiss you
Starting point is 00:31:31 so beautiful you are no cords man that woman if I get married she gonna sing at my wedding yeah I know everybody be having you know and that's no That woman. If I get married, she's going to sing at my wedding. Yeah. I know everybody be having, you know, and that's no.
Starting point is 00:31:51 She's going to be there. Yeah. I told you. I told you. I told Real. We are not getting married. We ain't getting married. I asked for one thing. You know, I'm simple.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Kiki White and Brian McKnight. Kiki White and Brian McKnight.night kiki white and brian mcknight that's it kiki white is not there to sing at my wedding i am not walking down the aisle it's not happening if brian mcknight is not there to sing i'm not getting married that's all i I ask for. Two of my favorites. That's it. That's it? That's all you need? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That's it. That's it. Everything else you want to do, have your dream wedding, you can do all that stuff. All I care about is having my cigars, Kiki Wyatt's voice, and Brian McKnight. That's it. I don't want nothing else.
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Starting point is 00:33:36 want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Before we get to our last segment of the day, I think it's time to address the elephant in the room. Wait, elephant? Yeah. The Mike Yelp situation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike, I heard what you
Starting point is 00:33:58 said. Why? Yeah. I ain't letting you off the hook. And I think the thing for me is that, like I said, what he said, what he said. And so we had a conversation and he and I going to get together because he's from Indy and he is going to sit down and talk. Oh, y'all talked already? Yeah, we were texting.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I mean, DM. We were DMing Ocho. Okay, nah. Okay, that's on y'all. That's on y'all. We're going to have a conversation. I'm going to Indy because I'm coaching in the celebrity basketball game. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:29 And so we're going to get together. And I got upset. Right. And he told a story. Shannon Sharp did not DM me to come on the show. I DM'd him. He also said, I wish Cat had said something about me. I'm jealous.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Now, the pushback that I'm going to give, and when I, you know, I'm there, Ocho, so I really never go back and watch the interview because I was there when it actually happened. He said, I tried to get Cat to say something negative about him. I never tried to get Cat. I didn't try to get Cat to say something negative about him. I never tried to get Cat. I didn't try to get Cat to say anything negative about anybody. The reason why a lot of the interviews take so long,
Starting point is 00:35:12 Usher was only an hour, because his team that was talking said, look, he want to sit down with Unc. He loved the platform. He loves what Unc's doing for the community. He says he wants to sit down with it, but he only has an hour. No problem.
Starting point is 00:35:26 John to Brian might appreciate that. Usher team. Thank you, bro. I really appreciate it. I know you're busy, so I appreciate that. But if you think about it,
Starting point is 00:35:34 Oh, Joe, the reason why my interviews take a, take at least normally two hours is because I asked the question. I sit back very seldom. Do I ever interrupt the guests because I don't want them to lose their train of thought. Just go ahead and say, speak. I don't, I'm Switzerland.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I'm neutral. Right. I don't agree. I don't disagree with what the person is saying. That's their tune. That's, I want the person. I want the people that's watching on YouTube or listening, however you get it,
Starting point is 00:36:09 Apple or Spotify. I think is there any other way you can listen to it? Apple, Spotify? YouTube podcast. So however you consume it, you get to make your decision. And so they're like, I mean, even even dl oh and he was like he said
Starting point is 00:36:28 something when mike mike elp said what he said well this is what you get for being messy how how am i messy i ask a question they answer the question i don't like hey man did he do anything else did he say anything else i asked the question he. So we're going back and forth in the deal. He says, bro, let's just have fun with this. I said, F no. I say, tell me the fun with you lying on me, saying I'm gay, saying I cross dress and I look like Madea. Tell me where's the fun for that for me. I get it for you. You get the key, key, key. You get the laugh, but tell me the fun in it for me. What I'm starting to see, Ocho, nah. You remember Cat said it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 He said, Shannon, he said, this is going to put you in a new realm. This is going to put you in a new stratosphere. He also told me when I got outside and Jordan can attest to this, he said, they're going to come. He said, they're going to put you in a new stratosphere. He also told me when I got outside and Jordan can attest to this, he said, they're going to come. He said, they're going to come. He said, because the people
Starting point is 00:37:32 that I talked about, they have supporters and they're going to come for you. I just want you to know. He says, I want you to be prepared. And he said, it's going to, some of them are going to be people that you thought you were cool with.
Starting point is 00:37:47 But that you thought they were cool with you, but they're cooler with the people that I said what I said about. So just be careful. What I'm starting to see is that in our community, anytime a black starts to get money, he had to have sold out the community to get it. Now I want somebody in the chat and I want somebody to tell me how i sold out the community second of all another time anytime a lot of times not all a black start to become a little successful start to make a little paper the first thing we
Starting point is 00:38:18 say oh that ain't gay because they were and and like what they try to do is call in the question because you know in our community even though they say somebody might say it it's still kind of frowned upon and it's frowned upon in a lot of communities right i don't know if it's treated as harsh other than the muslim community yeah but you know black community even even today even today calling somebody gay it really holds no weight it holds no weight today it holds no weight they got rules they got they got they got places them listen they set a a standard for them to where at this point you gay okay and next but that's not even an insult it doesn't work today but here's the thing
Starting point is 00:38:58 ocho people people will say if you repeat something enough why you think when people give misinformation if I keep repeating people will start to believe it's true because a lot of people believe repetitions of a lie will make it true so he kept if he had just said it once but he kept repeating it right knowing
Starting point is 00:39:20 me and I get it my stylist Hollywood he was gay okay that's his life that's not mine hollywood and i hollywood no longer styles me why because i'm lord of shelly she was hurt that after 20 plus years of being my stylist that i had gone outside to hire someone else right and someone else was getting the credit when she was there at CBS. She was there when I started at Fox.
Starting point is 00:39:50 She was there when I was going out and doing red carpet events. And I never had a problem. And for me, in my head, I thought I needed someone outside. Right. I didn't buy one thing new when Hollywood started styling me. me everything all those lb jackets
Starting point is 00:40:08 all that stuff that i already had it right and a lot of the stuff she had already put together but i took it apart so when he put it back together it was just what she had put together. And I told him, I said, Hollywood, I said, bro, I think you did an unbelievable job. I said,
Starting point is 00:40:30 but I'm gonna go back to Shelly. Cause it's hurting her because she had been through when, and anybody that knows me, no, I'm loyal. My team is my team. I'm loyal, loyal.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And I, and she, and it hurt her and she gonna ride for me shelly is the closest shelly is close to me like my family right she handles everything all the emails if you want to get in touch with shannon quick call Shelly so and I get it well you hanging around with a gay guy and see here's the thing Ocho if I swerve if I'm driving my car and I swerve what's the first thing somebody automatically assume he drunk right what if I was on my phone what if I drop something you see how you make assumptions but that's what we do in our community not man Shannon doing good man you see he lost his job he working so hard man look at it but no no no no no he got there ain't no way
Starting point is 00:41:33 that man is saying like that without selling out his community but still nobody's told me how i sold out my community nobody like okay where's your proof so and i said mike you tell me the fun in it for me that you can lie on my name i said and guys out there if i said your wife has been flushed more than a stadium bathroom you won't be cool with that hell no you're not if i if i say things about you if you got a child that's slow and i made jokes about that you okay with that no so why should i be okay it's just joke and i told him this i said what i'm starting to see is that jealousy hate and envy is being disguised in jokes i said that's what i'm seeing oh it's just a joke. He a comedian. I ain't never hear him call nobody else that. I ain't never hear him say anything else about that.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I ain't hear him lie on nobody else's name. Why me? I met Mike in Whole Foods over a decade ago. We had a conversation in Whole Foods about 10 minutes we exchanged information the next time i heard from mike elp he had dm me dm me about coming on club shayshay that was it so and people say well shannon's just bro where i mean to get tagged with that and i ain't got no problem with gay i just i'm just not gay yeah so you and i've had all a lot of my exes reached out it's like shanna where this gay is coming from they need to talk but see that's the thing what do you get out of calling me gay you feel good that makes you feel good because you're saying things to on the radio behind your screen that you would never say
Starting point is 00:43:26 to my face what's the likelihood that mike else would have said what he said to my face or any of these comedians that said what they said they're not gonna say that to my face so joe you know that i know that now when i said i was gonna pull up i was gonna see him he and i was gonna have a conversation and i'm gonna say okay where did you get this from? Where are you hearing this from? No, that's not the kind of pulling up we were doing, man. That's not the kind of pulling we were doing. No, I ain't going to put my hands on him and mess up my money. I went and got some black Air Force Ones and some Army Fatigue.
Starting point is 00:43:57 I was ready to go to Indy. No, and that's the thing. Now, look, there's this one guy. He wants to come on my show, but I don't have any respect for him. And I don't think he's funny. Who that? And so I don't really pay any attention to him. And he keeps it going.
Starting point is 00:44:15 The chat knows who he is. I was lost yesterday. I don't want to be lost today. That's the thing, Ocho. And so I said, Mike, we just need to have a conversation. And hopefully once we have this conversation, this thing goes to bed. I said, because at the end of the day, I'm a man, but I'm also a son. I'm a brother. I'm a dad and I'm a granddad. And when my kids starts reaching out, okay, now we got a problem. You just saying what you said my daughter hit me up dad where is this coming from now i got a problem because you got people involved if it was just me and you right i got a grand now my grand gonna have to hear this so i just need i just need i just need to know what's really going on and why you feel that way and why you feel and
Starting point is 00:45:05 why you felt the need to say what you said as far as i reached out to you now you everybody heard him say i'm jealous cat didn't mention my name but then you turn around and say well shannon tried to get cat to go in on me but he wouldn't did anybody hear me mention anything about mike other than i think i might have said i don't know like hear me mention anything about mike other than i think i might have said i don't know like i said correct me if i'm wrong i think i said mike was great in that role nobody else could have played day day i didn't try i don't try to get my guests to go anywhere right but i have a question yes what what what you have to understand for me which is what i'm what i'm what i'm really good, is obviously knowing all the comedians and understanding comedy in itself is how when when they take anything that they do say with a grain of salt, you know, because comedy is.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Oh, you're not going to take what they said about me with a grain of salt. Stop it, Ocho. Wait a minute. What a joke to you is death to someone else. And everybody don't play like they play. I know. OK, you're right. Wait a minute. What a joke to you is death to someone else. Everybody don't play like they play. I know. Okay, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:46:09 But me, as hilarious, funny, you know my personality. So if he say a rail getting smashed by 15 dudes, you cool with that? But there's no truth to that. No, no, no. How is it different? It holds no weight. Okay. You say that. Listen, stay with me now? It holds no weight. Okay. You say that.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Listen, stay with me now. It holds no weight. What you're saying, it holds no weight in this. And there's no fact in it. Comedy. Thank you. Thank you. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:46:34 There's no what? No weight. No weight in that. Ocho, I know you. You're not going to let somebody talk about rape. You're not going to let somebody talk about your kids. Constantly. Lie on you. Yeah, I understand where you're going. let somebody talk about your kids constantly lie on you yeah i i
Starting point is 00:46:46 understand where you're going i stay with me baby i understand where you're going but there's no need to get up in arms about certain things that hold no weight and hold no true faith value oh joe if that's the case you you you let's stay with me every time somebody say something you're gonna be ready to argue or ready ready to argue you don't you don't have to fight every fight some some fights are not even worth listening to or or paying attention to our community is easily misled that's why we in the situation that we're in we're not gonna ever get out because why can i ask you a question sure who cut your checks who in the community cut your checks? What can anybody in our... Wait, stay with me.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Who in our community can say anything about you that's going to affect your bottom line at the end of the day and you paying your bills? No, Ocho. It's the people in the community that support us. We have a heavy African demographic that follow us. Whites, too. We got a heavy female.
Starting point is 00:47:44 They're going to always support us. Theites, too. We got a heavy female. They're going to always support us, Unc. The support is not going to stop because of what somebody says. That's not going to stop nothing. Ocho, see, here's the thing. The joke is always funny as long as it's not about you. And you see, you and I, we joke, but you and I have a personal relationship. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:08 And we know we keep it above the board. Right. That's all I'm saying. Right. I don't think I'm asking too much for somebody not to call me out of my name. I don't think I'm asking for too much for someone not to lie on me. Is that asking too much, Chad? Okay, it's not. Is that asking too much?
Starting point is 00:48:24 But hold up. What about Mike? What hold up. What about Mike? What about what he said about me? He said I look like a milk dud and I ain't got no eyebrows. Ocho, he got that from me because what did I call you? You called me a milk dud? Milk dud hair and I called you what your hair look like shaved monkey nuts.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Oh, and he talked about I ain't got no eyebrows. My eyebrows right here. Ocho, come on, Ocho. I get it. I get you trying to make light of the situation. Nah, I'm, yeah, listen. I know I'm trying to make light up because we don't need to be, you know, going through this,
Starting point is 00:48:49 but Mike still got to see me because now what we can't do is we can't set a precedent and we have an issue with somebody and then you and him talk and then everything be good. Then everybody else will think it's okay to try us.
Starting point is 00:49:03 At some point, we got to stand on business. Nah, you know what, i think the fact look let me show you like i said my um my sister sent me this because you know and i hate that i let her down um this is what my sister sent me uh-huh let me find it uh oh here it is right here. And you really think I look like a milk dog though? Monkey nuts. This is what she sent me this morning. She said the will of God will never take you to,
Starting point is 00:49:36 the will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. She sent me that this morning. Yeah. She come in the room. She said, I know you're upset. She said, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:49:54 Just pray about it. You're going to be okay. You're still my little brother. Yeah. I still love you. Yeah. I appreciate that. But sometimes, sometimes,
Starting point is 00:50:05 sometimes you got to take medicine in your own hands when God don't show up. No, but for me, look, like I said, I just wanted to talk. I want to talk and say, bro, why you keep saying this? OK, bro, if you he got a special coming up.
Starting point is 00:50:19 OK, bro, come on. Hey, come on and promote. He got a special coming up. Yes, I'm going on a special. come on and promote it. He got a special coming up? Yes. I'm going on a special. So here's my thing, Ocho. A lot of times, my team, when we reach out, are you promoting anything?
Starting point is 00:50:34 We want to make sure we're talking about it. We ask Tabitha. Tabitha, you got anything coming out? She got blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Candy Burrows, tell us about the new thing. Brittany, tell us about what you're doing hey i want to help you we all eat but bro really so like i said i don't i said all i ask for mike is respect i would never disrespect you or your name but you want to do this i said come on bro
Starting point is 00:51:02 so i said why every time a black person starts to move, starts to ascend? Oh, he sold a community out. Oh, he, man, he gay. Really? He crossed, man, stop. Why we can't, I don't know why. We're one of the few races that we seem to be a large section of our community. Don't get, don't be happy
Starting point is 00:51:25 for one of us starts to make it why think about how many think about how many episodes you saw on youtube about how much money was generated through youtube i talked i talked to mike tonight. He said, I told you. He said, I told you this was going to happen. He said, hey, hey, I said what I said. He said, but I ain't threw nothing but jabs. He said, I ain't throw no knockout punches.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm going to throw jabs too. So that's for me. Like I said, there's another guy. He's been going back and forth but see here's the thing see what I mean you got somebody else throwing jab too see we gotta make an example
Starting point is 00:52:14 out of somebody I don't know my example is when somebody cut this big ass check somebody about to cut this big ass check that's the example right okay okay but listen we could do that too, right? But I'm saying we can't set a precedent where people can continue to take shots at us and think it's okay.
Starting point is 00:52:31 And you can send a DM and then y'all talk it out and then everything all is well. Like I said, I'm done with it because I'm so close. You done with it. I ain't done with it. I'm so close. I'm so close. I got so much positivity going on. I just want to let Mike know,
Starting point is 00:52:45 bro. I wasn't cool with what you said. Okay. And I don't think, look, you think about, think about this. And I said,
Starting point is 00:52:51 and I told him, I said, Mike, you've been doing comedy. You've been doing comedy for 30 years. Let me ask you a question. What we call, what y'all call Ray Lewis.
Starting point is 00:53:02 What's Ray's nickname? Sugar. Sugar. Yeah. I gave him that name yeah they gave me the name shea shea when i went to baltimore yeah jamie sharper was sharp sharp well we couldn't have a cup you used to call me sharp most when i was in denver they called me sharp or sharpie well we can't have two sharps you say sharp i look he look i was shaped right now they didn't know that club shea shea was in denver i left it there yeah i come back i pick it up that's how the name came it's a nickname and i'm like and I say Mike I just want to have a conversation because guess what
Starting point is 00:53:51 YouTube cut a big YouTube cut big checks to Shea Shea Media or big old checks but I just want to know why in the community if a black starts to ascend some not all automatically assume that we sold out checks. But I just want to know why in the community, if a black starts to ascend, some,
Starting point is 00:54:06 not all, automatically assume that we sold out. So what? When Colin Kaepernick did what he did, who was on TV standing up trumpeting the cause? When George Floyd, who was pounding
Starting point is 00:54:22 the table, even though none of the clips of what I said about Cap was getting to YouTube? Me. When the baseball player said what he said, when they say about who? Me. Are you going to take a shot at me?
Starting point is 00:54:41 Why? Because, oh, you got a joke. You got a, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I told him he gonna be looking i said come on bro bro that ain't funny it's funny to you because it's not directed at you so that's all i said like i said and what i told him and what i'm gonna tell what i what i tell you guys the only thing is that what we're doing now and ending we should have did in
Starting point is 00:55:06 the beginning we put the cart before the horse right and I said and I hate that I've voiced my displeasure publicly because I could have waited three days no I'm gonna be in I'm gonna be in ending he and I gonna have a conversation and it's gonna be done he the jokes were made public so you just you display your displeasure for the jokes public that's the way it's supposed to go you know and he said what he said about me having a milk dud and not having no eyebrows oh so I get it oh Joe I get it you want to make light of the situation and i appreciate it but it's not the same and you know it and i think the chat knows and so i i treat everybody i said mike i've never disrespected you i say i'm trying to figure out you've been a comedian for 30 years why all of a
Starting point is 00:55:56 sudden that you need why do you feel you need me okay like i said you could have come on Club Shay Shay in January. You got the special, promoted it. You probably got five, eight million views. Now you got viewers waiting to see Mike. What's your comedy special about? What you, you know, blah, blah, blah. Cat came on. Monique.
Starting point is 00:56:20 I mean, like I said, I didn't. Oh, you didn't. I didn't do anything. All I gave Monique was a place to say a safe place that's all I did I didn't give I didn't tell Monique okay this is what I need you to say most of the time Ocho ain't nothing
Starting point is 00:56:36 edited there's nothing cut out what you see is exactly what they said that's it so after this weekend exactly what they said. That's it. So, after this weekend, me and Mike, I'm going to dab him up. Hey,
Starting point is 00:56:53 I'm done with it. Can I come? Sure, you want to come? Yeah. I'm leaving Saturday. I ain't staying for the game. I just want to meet Mike, too. Man. No. But I'm good now.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Like I said, I talked to my sister, and we good. This is good. We good. So, hey, this is Ocho. Here it is. Time for our last segment of the day where we answer some of y'all questions, some of y'all super chats. This segment is called Q and
Starting point is 00:57:31 R. Q and A. Hey, Q and A. Let's go. Q and A. Stephanie Warfield said, Nightcap team, congrats on amelia thank you stephanie excuse me shannon and ocho what's your take on devin hester finally making the hall also do you think fred taylor will eventually make it devin hester should have been a first ballot hall of famer why because he's the
Starting point is 00:58:01 greatest if you're the greatest at something what's the wait he's the greatest returner in nfl history right i think what people have to understand they have to understand the people that are doing the voting they have to understand the people that are doing the voting the people that are doing the voting that have the power and control over who they allow in they pick and choose who they want to let in and when they want to let them in. What Devin Hester has done during his career, he should have been in. He should have been the first ballot. His first time was he was first eligible last year.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Yes, he should have been in right away. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You know, the fact that he's in now is awesome. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. And it's commendable based on the resume that he put forth during those years he played. Yeah. Fred Taylor, what's your take on Freddie?
Starting point is 00:59:01 Freddie's one of the greatest backs to ever play this game. One of the greatest backs to ever play this game one of the greatest backs to ever play this game and he deserves to be in the hall of fame we all know that the film does not lie i'm not sure if they watched it they need to watch it i'm not sure how they decide on who goes in and when they're to go in but fred taylor is one that will be in the hall of fame one day what they're waiting for i don't know i have no idea i don't know. I have no idea. I don't know how they decide who's going to go in year in and year out, but Fred Taylor is one of the backs that deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. Devin Bell said, Shannon, why you and Stephen A.
Starting point is 00:59:34 do damn like that this morning? I think y'all heard his feeling. Man, Dio is great. He's passionate. He can articulate his points very, very well well um obviously most quarterbacks are kind of biased towards quarterback ocho so but i love i love having conversations and sometimes they go get into a debate i love conversating and debating dan because i think he's unbelievable at what he does right and so it's not like we go into it because I have no idea what he's going to say. I don't know what Stephen A is going to say. I just know what the hell I'm going to say.
Starting point is 01:00:10 But also why he's talking, remember, you have to understand a lot. Excuse me. A lot of times the mistake people make is that they listen to talk. I listen to understand why you're saying what you say and then i'm gonna respond right so it was great he was unbelievable i think we did a great job today he and i steven a so i'm excited angelita marie we love and support you shannon ocho you literally put a smile on my face and make my day just a little brighter that is a gift much
Starting point is 01:00:45 love from the a thank you angelita what's up what you want to say ocho nothing i was doing the a time a's up a town down or something like that how are they doing peace up peace up okay yeah i'm i'm i used to be hip i'm not too hip no more. DTX underscore 24. Hey, uncle. No, Joe, just want to thank y'all for being a great inspiration for me for a young black physical therapist. Oh, I'm getting married this year. How can I order a case of LaPorte for your wedding?
Starting point is 01:01:16 Uh, just let us know and we'll get it shipped right to you, bro. Uh, can he respond in the chat? Yeah. Just respond in the chat where it needs to go and we'll get you taken care of. Uh, can he respond in the chat? Yeah. Just respond in the chat where it needs to go and we'll get you taken care of. Uh, Hey, uh, faith to say it.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Hey, uh, Hey, Oh, showing up. Turbulence is a price you play for flying high. My sister said that to him. I like, I know you two will have more success and more haters will come. You have to take your own advice. Don't give them attention. The arms to the short to box is with Azad.
Starting point is 01:01:49 The arms to short to box with the Azad God. Hunter, keep winning. You're right, Faith. You're right. You're right. You're right. I got to take your advice. I got to
Starting point is 01:02:04 take my sister's advice and realize the prize because some people, only success, Ocho, is to take a bite out of you. Yeah. But sometimes when they want to take a bite, you got to bite back. Nah. Nah. Well, go ahead. You can take the high road and I go low.
Starting point is 01:02:24 How about that? Ocho, no. We got too much at stake right now ocho we got too much at stake yeah we gotta let it ride we gotta let it ride ocho we ain't letting everything right because we gotta let it ride ocho some people don't want us to get this paper ocho we're gonna get every dime wait we're gonna get every dime that we're going to get every dime. Wait. We're going to get every dime that we're supposed to get. We're going to get the money regardless. No, we won't, Ocho. No, we won't. Ocho, you have to understand.
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Starting point is 01:03:24 Oh, yeah. James Bland said, hey, Uncle Nocho, I love seeing y'all. I'm saving up right now for a flight school, and I want to eventually be a pilot for nightcap. Can't wait to get Ocho away from those Spirit Airlines, those Spirit flights. We ain't got no way. Now, when I get the money
Starting point is 01:03:45 and I can afford that old big old jumbo jet that we saw, we saw a guy that we saw parked on that runway. We ain't doing that. I don't want one,
Starting point is 01:03:52 but I just want the money to be able to get one. Yeah. That's what I'll be like. Okay. We ain't gonna do that. We ain't gonna do that. Man,
Starting point is 01:04:00 that's a 747. That plane made the whole over 200 passengers. Yeah. That's somebody's private jet, Ocho. Yeah. It's different money over there across that water now. For sure.
Starting point is 01:04:10 That's different. That oil money different now. It's never ending. That's never ending money. Jameson C. Montgomery asks, is this Ocho's last episode until next football season? Is this my last what? Episode.
Starting point is 01:04:28 I don't even know. Hey, you know, you ain't even tell. I don't even know how the schedule go. How the schedule go? Because I can keep going, right? As long as I can take
Starting point is 01:04:35 my laptop with me. As long as I can take my laptop with me, I'm going to take me a little break. Me and Red, we're going to take a little break.
Starting point is 01:04:41 You know, I can put my speedo on out there, vacation, water. Yeah, you know, nude beach, stuff little break. I can put my Speedo on out there. Vacation, water. Nude beach, stuff like that. I'm grossed out. By what? You and a Speedo. Don't you put your... You scared
Starting point is 01:04:54 anybody, Speedos ain't for you. They for little kids. They for little four-year-olds. Boy, I'm a specimen. When God made me, he said, here, here you go. All right. There's a reason she with me yeah stay with me now it's your own you spend that so you know they ain't got nothing to do with it oh you spit it oh you spit it out yo huh you spit it oh no i don't not like no money no not like
Starting point is 01:05:21 you think i do no i don't sir. Let me ask you a question. Yes, sir. Are you flying first class overseas or coach? Nah, coach. Business. Business. Give me a little room, but the price is good. Hold on. Y'all going to get there at the same time.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Why you not in coach? We saving money, remember? Business is basically coach, though. No, it's not coach though no it's not no it's not comfort is not coach so why they call it that why they call it that why they call it two different things than if it's the same thing they don't call milk Gatorade they're both liquid I'm I'm I do it based on the price the price point of business is is right in my range for a nine-hour flight. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's business more than coach because what you argue is that you're getting there at the same time. So I need to know why you sitting in comfort and not coach. For one, it's not me buying a ticket. So you have to talk to the person purchasing the ticket. But you trying to get me to say,
Starting point is 01:06:20 okay, you're close proximity to the rail. You're not listening. You're not listening to me. I'm trying to get you to save because you're the one purchasing. She's purchasing the tickets because this is where she wants to go. Okay, why don't you get her to save? Oh, but she don't listen, but that's her money. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Oh, see it's different. Come on now. You trying. Don't move the goalposts. You move the goalposts. So you want me to save now you trying don't don't move the goal post you move so you want me to say but you don't want rail to say what she make more than me that's what's up i mean i don't want to brag but i think i do pretty good yeah i mean that's why yeah i'm sure you do pretty good but we want to i want to make sure you stay like that but i want you to make sure rail stay like that well she got it you to make sure Rae stay like that. But she got it coming in, boy.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Ain't nothing I can do about that. Yeah, boy. She got, hey. Ocho. Hey, listen to me, huh? You get too old to play football. You don't get too old to talk. You right about that.
Starting point is 01:07:19 You right about that. Yeah, but, you know, it's hard to tell a woman that's on their shit what to do with it. Okay, I was just checking. You got to be careful. Yeah. I'm, you know, I'm just checking. I'm just making sure that, you know, you're getting railed or saved because I want to make sure she don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:41 I mean, yeah. Shit. There's a reason I ain't signing that prenup, just in case. Oh, you still ain't tell us what you bought real for criminal. They've been asking what you bought real for criminal. Oh, man. She got Chanel's. You heard that?
Starting point is 01:07:55 That's plural. Chanel's. You bought a Chanel? Chanel's. Plural. Plural. You done bought a Birkin? You need to get another birkin another one yeah
Starting point is 01:08:06 oh a valentine's day in two days huh yeah it is hey what should i get i don't know i mean real i just i'm just really gucci real and really so flat i wasn't made by real not right but what you see what you seen it this weekend? Yeah, I saw her. Boy, she was stepping, wasn't she? Guess who did her hair, makeup, and style though? You did that on show? One-stop shop, boy.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Man, real lady let you know where near her hair. Hot shit. Who you think did it? You think she had a stylist all the way out here in Vegas? Think about it. You think she had somebody all... She ain't even letting just? Think about it. You think she had somebody all the way?
Starting point is 01:08:45 She ain't even letting just know anybody in Vegas playing her hair? She ain't even letting know anybody in Vegas just do her makeup? Who you think did that beat? That's my work. I work on her from head to toe. But, I mean, why you didn't get her a Kate Spade? Who is that? Purse.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Coach. You saving money. That's what we do we save money we don't spend money on things that that's not valuable that brings nothing to the table well actually chanel you can you can trade that back in if thing if thing if it's you know for a rainy day you need a little money you can trade the chanel holds its value are you gonna are you are you gonna get are you gonna get in return what you spent for it yeah not with the wear because you're gonna carry that purse right not really yeah you know how she wear one two times and put it so in other words you wasted money because you she's not gonna carry it she's not gonna you're not gonna no no just just i'm just i'm just saying i mean i can get
Starting point is 01:09:39 the money back that i paid for it it holds value and actually the value actually increases because i get classics well i'm just saying i mean i was just i i i see i see i see i see what you're picking up no i just say i just i just happen to be looking at rail right on her twitter yeah she said she brought a stylist out to vegas so either you lying or she lying well who you think her stylist is no she said she brought her stylist. You were already out there. You were already out there. No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't.
Starting point is 01:10:10 She bought me. Who you think bought my flight? No, you didn't. You was on inside the NFL flight. I already checked, though, Cho. You do realize I've been in this business longer than you. I got more contacts
Starting point is 01:10:20 when it comes to this business. Do you? No, you don't have more contacts than me. In this business? In this business. Do you? No, you don't have more contacts than me. In this business? In this business. We've been in it at the same time. I'm telling you who our stylist was. Ocho, you was playing.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Ocho. Ocho, I started in 2004. Hey. You were still playing football in 2012. Huh? No, no, no. Listen, I was still playing football, but I was already, my foot was already integrated and implanted on this side of the track.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Yeah, don't act like that. Matter of fact, go to my Instagram real quick. Wait, wait, stay with me now. Go to my Instagram real quick and tell me what my bio reads so you understand what I actually do. Ocho, you do realize, you do, Ocho. Go to my Instagram. Let me ask you a question, Ocho.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Can I ask you a question? Yeah. In the bios on Twitter and Instagram, when them women have God first, what that mean? Nothing. Exactly. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 01:11:15 thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. I'm your favorite dog, Shatter Shark. He's your favorite number 85, route runner extraordinaire. He made of clouds, a three-time All-Pro, six-time Pro Bowler, Ring of Famer,
Starting point is 01:11:30 Bengals Hall of Famer, Chad, Ocho, Cinco, Johnson, a.k.a. Mr. Rel. Thank you for joining us tonight. I'll see you Wednesday. No, am I? I might be traveling. Okay, we'll see. We'll get back to you, Hunter. Okay, Ash told me I'm doing Wednesday, so I'm doing Wednesday, guys.
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