Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Nightcap Tales & brushing your teeth 7 times a day

Episode Date: June 15, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss "what gives them the ick", discuss their odd oral hygiene habit, and much more!02:49 - Nightcap Tales41:32 - Q and Ayyyyyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Now it's time for Nightcap Tales. What we got? What we got? What we got? Excuse me. This week's question, what gives you the... Bell.mif, when someone eats a Big Mac, then orders diet soda. Make it make sense. Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm trying to do? I'm trying to cut down the calves. I'm trying to cut down the calves. No, that's... Come on, man. Bro, I just ate a thousand calories on the show. I I'm trying to cut down the calves. I'm trying to cut down the calves. Nah, that's it. Come on, man. Bro, I just ate a thousand calories, Ocho. I ain't trying to eat 1,500. If you going to get a Big Mac,

get the Fanta orange soda or get your coconut ice or get your root beer, man. Don't get no Diet Coke. That don't even make no sense. That don't make no damn sense. I mean, that's not an ick, but I understand exactly

where that individual is coming from. But you know who it is, Ocho? It's the older women trying to shame older men into picking them. but I understand exactly where that individual is coming from. But you know who it is, Ocho? Huh? It's the older women trying to shame older men into picking them. Oh. Because see, not the competition.

I see. See, older women ain't the competition with older women. It's them young ones. It's them young ones that's coming. Yes, sir.

That'll do what you want. Ain't nobody going to tell me I've been dependent. I pay my bills I pay the cost to be the boss you the boss by yourself them old young ones

coming with it yeah they coming with it Ocho and I think also you don't have to deal with as much stress

as much bull bull crap not as much baggage if you know for the you know what i'm trying to say i ain't trying to you know i mean that's i mean i'm listen i like i like mine a little a little older so i'm just throwing it out there i like mine to like me that's it that's it look i ain I ain't just, hey, you like me, I like you. Okay, what it do?

That's it. And listen, you know what? If at any point you stop liking me, let me know. Yeah. You got to give me that option too. Yeah. I'm okay. You know, I'm okay. Look, we're grown here.

You don't want to be with me. That's fine. Okay. Everything. Look, everything is not bit for permanence. Everything is not going to stand the test of time. And that's okay. Long as we have a good time.

Long as we have a good time while we have, while we do. Let's enjoy that. We get two years, three years. Okay. That was all the, that was all it was meant to be. And I got to be okay everybody's gotta be okay with that and if it doesn't work i told you what gonna work well okay you had somebody your age and y'all wasn't together but six months so now what was your excuse

oh if age was the reason i my situation didn't work what was yours y'all the same age y'all y'all y'all 20 months y' 20 months. Y'all three years from each other. My situation didn't work because I was dating someone 10, 15, 20 years younger than myself. You dating someone three years or under. So why your situation didn't work? Because you know everything. You in everybody's house. You in everybody's chat, leaving and everybody, you and everybody chat, leaving a comment.

So what about yours? Everybody wants to talk about how junky somebody else's house is. And if you went to their house, it's just as dirty. Man, look here. Rats rotting around in dune buggy at the house so dirty.

So, man, get out, get out of my face with this foolishness. Ocho, Manny Don Hustle said, picky eaters that can't cook shaking my head. You're picky.

I'm a picky eater, Ocho. Well, you know, yeah, yeah, you picky about, you know, I eat anything, boy. Yeah. I eat anything.

And if, when Rell takes me to a place, an eatery or an establishment that she knows I don't frequent, I let her order for me.

Hey, get off my iPad. I'm eating. Ash talk about, Ash talk about I'm the pickiest eater. We go somewhere and we order and I tell him, no, he don't want pickles. No, he don't want lettuce.

No, he don't want cheese. No, he don't want ketchup. No, he don't want this. No, can you take that off? I want a burger, medium, plain. That's it don't want this. No, can you take that off? I want a burger, medium, plain. That's it. Fries. I don't want truffle fries. I don't

want chili cheese fries. I want regular fries. That's it. Plain. That's it. When I order a steak, I want a dry plate. I don't want none of the juices on the plate. I want a dry plate. Right. Yeah. I don't really eat no sides. They come with mashed potatoes and all this and all that.

I just get the fries and I'm going about my business. Business, yeah. I understand. You picky. I'm not picky. I try anything once and outside of me trying things that are different, my routine never changes. I'm

going to try. I guess I got to, I got to open up my palate. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know what would help in that area too? Opening up your palate

and trying different things. Pig ears, pig feet. Yeah. Pig tails. But also, listen, also having a partner. Oh, you going to help me eat some of these exotic foods? No, not me. I'm talking about a partner. Oh, you going to help me eat some of these exotic foods?

No, not me. I'm talking about a partner, a woman, what I've been trying to find for you the past two years. I'm just saying, yeah, I do. I'll be ordering chicken tenders

with sweet and sour. That's what I want, sweet and sour sauce. Most, like, a lot of picky eaters. Because if you cook, you got to sample your own food. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of hard to be a picky eater if you cook.

Because you're cooking a lot of different things. Right. And you're sampling it. If you don't sample your own food, why the hell?. Right. And you sampling it. If you don't sample your own food, why the hell I ain't finna eat it? Yeah. And if you're a cook, chances are you're probably a foodie as well.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, the chance of being a cook And I need you to have some size on you. I don't want no skinny shell. Right. Because you skinning your food ain't good because you ain't eating it. You know what I'm saying?

I want somebody. Y'all know how, hey. I don't know nobody that had no skinny grandma. When I grow up, who had a skinny grandma? Hey, and grandma ain't listening. You know grandma know how to cook. I need a grandma with the, they got the little skin hanging over the elbow. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The other thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I need grandma with the skin hanging over the elbow. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so, what we got? B Bonilla says, when you're lying in bed with your lady

and her legs done razor cut, done razor cut yours because she ain't keeping up with herself. Cuddle session over. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Yeah. I ain't had that problem. Your toenails need to be done. Yeah, you can't be cutting up my sheets with them claws. Yeah, I don't

play that. I don't play that. You know, half the time, you know, 90% of why I'm even with you is because Hygienist the epic thing. Hey, why? Why? I don't play now. I don't play that.

Hygiene is all I care about. Toes, nails, manicure, pedicures. You know? Hardwood floors. I like hardwood floors or a little landing strip. I mean, either one is fine with me. Right, right, right. I'm not... Listen, I'm not tripping. I'm hardwood floors or a little landing strip. Either one is fine with me. Right, right, right.

Listen, I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping. We at public airport, private airport. Long as I can land. Man, you can't land no plane in the bushes, though, Joe. Come on, now. Shit. I got a parachute. Is this Lanny Ray? Anyone that

says, anyone that says it's just a dog? I ain't even worried about that. I ain't even worried about that. You already know what I feel. What, what, what? My dogs. Oh, that's just a dog. Oh, no.

I don't have dogs. I have pets. Oh, okay, okay? My dogs. Oh, that's just a dog. Oh, no, I don't have dogs. I have pets. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Those are my kids. So, go in there and talk in recklessness if you want to. That's your first

and your last time. First and last. Right. I mean, I think the thing is, look, it goes without saying. Everybody knows how I feel about pets,

how I feel about mine. That's a non-negotiable thing. Non-negotiable. Non-negotiable. You got a better chance of being able to burp in front of me. You got a better chance of being able to go to the bathroom in front of me or passing gas in front of me than have me to get rid of my dogs and say, oh, the dogs can't get

up on here. The dogs can't get up on there. Oh, yeah, they can. They absolutely can and will. Right. And then when they tell me they can't do something on that. Oh, yeah, they can. They absolutely can and will. Right. And then when they tell me they can't do something, I pick them up. Yeah.

No. Dog lives here. You visit it. Now, good chance you won't be back. He's going to be right here. He's going to be right here. Come on, Dad. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, for sure sure I don't play by deal I like it uh people who have conversations on speaker phones in a public city oh man that's ridiculous I don't like that and some people you know what and they ain't even gotta be on speaker phone

they ain't got what my my my my zoes my zoes, my zoes, my older zoes. Yeah. Like grandparents. Hello? Loud. My Cubans on the phone. You hear the whole conversation.

Yes. They right here on the phone. Bro, and if you somewhere, Ocho. I'm talking about loud. Don't answer the phone. Don't answer the phone. Man, who you talking to, Ocho, don't answer the phone. Man, who are you talking to, man? I'm talking to Sean.

Hey, let me holler at Sean. Nah, man. We must have got disconnected. Yeah, bro. Stop that. Ocho, I hate that. I mean, bro bro come on now

yeah and man I was man I was talking I was talking to this one man I was talking to this one girl Ocho I called her FaceTime I didn't know she was out she was out in public dude on her shoulder

man that look like, oh, that's, let me say what's up. Oh, here we go. She said, if you don't get your nose ass out of my conversation. Man, I'm like,

man, people come on, man. Yeah. I mean, and plus, like, if you're like, if you're around somebody, if I'm around somebody, I was like, hey, I'm just going to call you back. You know what I'm saying? I'll just call you back because, and plus, like, if you're like, if you're around somebody, if I'm around somebody, I was like, hey, I'm just going to call you back.

You know what I'm saying? I'll just call you back because, you know, I'm around people and so forth and so on. So I'm just I'm not, you know, hey, I call you back in five, get you back in 10, something like that. I'm not I'm not going to answer. I'm not going to answer the phone, you know, especially if it's FaceTime or something like that. If it's something, you know, hey, I can wait. Right. Oh, your phone? Okay, I see the phone ringing.

Clearly, I don't want to answer it in front of you. We're about to talk about you. I don't want you to hear what I'm saying or talk about your ass. Hell no. Hey, and plus, if I call you and you put me on speakerphone

let me know you got somebody in the car cause you already know how we start how we talk oh yeah you know how we talk we born we talking

hey let me hey my girl in the car my mom in the car my wife in the car car first thing as soon as you answer the phone,

boy, what's up, boy? Man, where the butt nigga face at? Hey, I ain't doing nothing, boy. I'm right here with my people. That's your cue. That's your cue right there. You already know. Because you know me, Ojo.

Hey, man, what's up, man? Ain't nothing going on. Man, where the butt nigga? Okay. You should have told me early on. Yeah, don't do that. My homeboys hit me. You know, not that they're going to say anything wrong,

but, you know, sometimes they want to share a story. Yeah. You know, and railing the car with me, or, you know, I'm in bed or something, and they don't know she home. Soon they FaceTime. What's up, boy? Man, I'm chilling, boy.

I'm sure it was good. I don't know it was good, but just keep the main thing the main thing, though. Yeah, okay. That's okay. That's the code. That's the code. Keep the main thing the main thing, though. Oh, okay. That's the code. Keep the main thing the main thing. They already know what time it is.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't call me FaceTime. My homeboy can't call me FaceTime. Mm-mm. Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Oh, man.

TD Johnson ate himself and said, people eating and talking with their mouths open. I got a bad habit of that. I got a bad habit. I wait till I sit down and start to eat Ocho

and call my sister. Yeah. And my sister gets so mad. Shazza, why you wait till you get ready to eat to call me? You could have went

and called me before you ate or after you ate. Why you call me? Yeah. Yeah, I don't really... Listen, I'm i'm greedy when i'm eating i need to be locked in i ain't i'm not finna be on no phone you ain't gonna be on no phone man i'm supposed to get so bad on choke i do it all but i don't even be thinking about it you know a lot of time like man you know what i hate Ocho if I call somebody hey let me

call you right back and as soon as I hang up the phone they call you right back bro what I don't even answer the phone Ocho hey I ain't got no problem listen I ain't got number 26

contacts in my phone so I don't really have I don't really got no problem. Listen, I ain't got number 26 contacts in my phone, so I don't really have no problem. Man, look, I have the same cell phone. Man, I have so many contacts over the years. Half of them, I don't even know who they are now. For real? Yeah. Because if it's somebody you don't call,

you probably call once in your life or twice in your life. Right. And I make the mistake of just putting somebody's first name in there. Man, that could be anybody. Yeah. I always put first and last name

and I put a title to remind me who the individual is. Yeah. But I mean, I cleaned house with that man and did a clean sweep. Yeah. Started over with immediate family, my kids. Yeah. But I, I mean, I, I clean, I clean house with that man and did a clean sweep. Yeah. Started over

with immediate family, my kids. Right. You, you know, the important people. Yeah. You know,

Doug, Ryan, I have 26 contacts. That's it. A lot of times, Ocho, what I try to do is like,

if it's somebody famous, I try to use code. Right. Cause I don't want, if somebody get the phone, I don't want to just really nearly just calling people. Calling people.

Yeah. So. Again, she talking about what's LeBron's ass. Ass, you stills a bull jive, man. Chirito, Chirico, OF of being around people who are rude to the waiter yeah i don't like oh yeah i hate that i don't like people that's rude to anybody period yeah and you you know what i i always have a a thing with rail we argue sometimes we go places

um i have a problem when she sends food back. Now, I don't consider it as rude, but obviously if you order something, you want it to come out how you like it. But it just, I don't know. To me, it just, it makes, it makes their job much harder when Rell does that and she complains about an order

or something small. And like, listen, just, if you didn't want onions, just take them and just put them off to the side. So, let me ask you a question. If the bingos,

if the bingos, you're supposed to make $60,000, they make a mistake and give you $40,000. You good? You're not going to complain, huh? That's a completely different scenario. No, no, no.

You pay for, you want to get paid for your service. I'm paying for the food to be the way I want it okay you alright I got you I understand what you mean it's just

it's just something that doesn't sit well with me because I understand how difficult their job is how difficult you think my job is to go make that money and then come out

and hear it eat you think my job is to make money easy you keep telling me in this god forsorsaken economy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

It just bothers me. I'd never send anything back ever. Hell, you say. Yeah. I'd go home and come back. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Five days a week, you'll get all the latest news, previews, recaps,

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I'm going to make sure you do I don't think I think the gym I go to I don't think they allow that really I haven't really seen a whole lot of people now I don't think, I think the gym I go to, I don't think they allow that really. I haven't really seen a whole lot of people. Now I don't go, you know, there might be some people in the morning. I'm assuming a lot of people go in the morning. A lot of people like to get their workouts before they go to work or after

what four o'clock after they get off work. So maybe during the, maybe, maybe during the day when it's quiet, you might see that, but I don't really see a whole lot of people setting up cameras or stuff like that. I haven't been to a gym like that.

Mm-hmm. Those are more so the public gyms, and you always see people setting up their cameras, complaining when somebody is bothering them, walk in front of them, and they always try to to they create a scene and

like oh my bad i didn't know i was stepping into a movie i'm sorry that i walked into your movie i thought i paid like 300 bucks a month to come to the gym to be able to work out and just walking but i didn't know i stepped into your movie scene excuse. Do I get paid to be an extra? Fight World 25. People with bad breath. How do you have that conversation? I mean, how do you have a conversation with somebody got body odor? You know, you make a joke like,

hey, bro, you want a mint? Nah, I'm good. You're not good, bro. You got to find a way to do it. Can you make a joke? Do you make like, hey, come on, bro. Yeah, you probably make it a joke, especially if it's somebody that's close to you. You make it a joke,

but if it's somebody really close to you, you kind of tell them, hey, boy, we need to tighten up upstairs now. We need to tighten up up there. And I'm telling you something for your good. I don't know who else should be around, but they probably ain't going to tell you what. Like, I'm going to tell you. Well, you got to get that right.

What if I do? Yeah, whatever you got going on up in there. We need to get that right. Handle that. That's it. What if I do? If I do this, you understand it? Yeah, yeah, you do that.

Yeah, they understand. Listen, I smoke cigars so often and so frequently, but I'm already conscious of it. So when I smoke, I always have two peppermints in the corners of my mouth. Yeah. Always. Yeah.

So if I'm smoking and you're talking to me, you never smell the goddamn cigar smoke outside of, except for my shirt. So when I'm talking the smell of the peppermint is always I mean, sometimes I need to get somebody a peppermint IV. A peppermint IV?

Yeah, yeah, that thing need to be in their blood. Hey, I gotta use that. I'm using that. Hold on. Let me write that down. Peppermint IV. Well, you so you so stink, that down man peppermint IV well you so you so you so stink you need a peppermint IV

I'm finna I'm finna kill him with that yeah man man I'm just I mean it ain't nothing bad ooh I mean when somebody

mouth smelling like get back get back woo and it's but it's but it's hard because you know you want to be like like if it's my homeboy oh they already know i'm gonna come on with it with them oh yeah but if it's somebody like i mean how do you tell somebody like man what's that you pass gas you know it's funny I'm not even

I'm not even in those settings like that normally club settings lounges people always people always want to have a conversation everybody you know people always in your face

always want to talk yeah so I'm not I'm not in those settings often so I ain't really had An issue like that In a very I'm talking about a long time

But it's those people That have the worst breath That want to be Right here in your face Right in your face Every time Hey man Hey

Hey Hey Hey And want to pronounce And want to pronounce Every word too Yeah Hey

Call me I mean I mean you know what I'm saying You ever been on the phone With somebody Hey, and want to pronounce every word, too. Hey, call me. I mean, you know what I'm saying? You ever been on the phone with somebody, and you can smell their breath through the phone, Ocho? I'm talking about the real Ocho. You're like, I can tell the way you talk with my phone. Hey, man, damn. I remember them days, but it's been a long time.

You know, Ocho, I think, for me, I never, and I think that's kind of like where I developed a phobia, and I brush my teeth so much. Right, right, right. It's because I don't want anybody to say that. And so, I became obsessed

with brushing my teeth. I keep mints on me always, even if I can't, Even if I can't put them, I'll have a couple of mints in my suit pocket. And I'll pop one, but I make sure. I'm going to get it. I've calmed down on you.

I ain't at 10 times a day no more. I'm at seven. I'm at six to seven. Hey, listen. Hey, 10 was excessive, boy. 10 was excessive when you first told me. I was like, but God damn. So you know how many,

I'm not sure how many squeezes it takes to empty a goddamn tube of toothpaste. I was going through about, in a year time, I was probably going through about 52 tubes a year. I was going through about a tube a week. Oh, no. Absolutely. Oh, no. probably going through about 52 tubes a year i was going through about a tube a week oh no absolutely oh no i i stick to my i stick to my normal in the morning after i eat okay lunch after i eat dinner after i eat and going to bed no that's enough no i i i brush my teeth twice

before I leave the house. And I leave the house by 6 o'clock. Twice? I brush my teeth before I take a shower. I go downstairs, eat. I brush my teeth again before I leave. I get home.

After you eat. Yeah. I get home. I eat. I brush my teeth before I go lay down. Take about an hour nap. I get up, brush my teeth before I go lay down take about an hour now I get up

brush my teeth before I go to the gym I come home I eat I brush my teeth again just lounge around eat brush my teeth

after I eat then I brush my teeth before I go to bed so I'm down I'm not I'm not you know that's about right

that's about right so That's about right. So I get by, I get by six or seven of those things, man. I ain't at 10 no more. Yeah. That's, that's,

that's too much, bro. But you know, I got to keep, you know, I got to keep the thing. Why? Your faves,

your faves, your faves, social worker. When I'm driving in my car, passengers play music or videos on their phone with no headphones. Like, what, the WTF? You trying to get out?

Get out. Wait, when they do what? They're playing music. Okay, I'm driving. Passenger, they listen to their phone and they listen to music or watching videos and they ain't got no headphones on. Oh, and they ain't got no headphones. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, shit. What in the world? I don't know, boy. Oh, shoot. But I'm glad you over there and not over here. Yeah, I'm on the back end of that cold. I'm feeling a little better now. You know, I was under the weather about two, three shows ago. You know, I got a little bit of, last little bit of mucus still up in me.

That's it? Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. I'm on the back end. I'm alive. I'm feeling good. You know? Energetic.

You know? I finally let Real come back in the bedroom. You let her come back? Because I didn't want to get it. Well, hold it down. Hold it down. Go ahead.

Yeah, I had on the couch. I had on the couch. Chat was good. Chat. Chat, it's not too many. It's not too many times to get this,

this opportunity to talk to y'all by myself. I just want to tell y'all, I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I promise myself I wouldn't curse anymore, but I can't help it. I can't'all, I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I promised myself I wouldn't curse anymore, but I can't help it. I can't help it. I fucking love every last single one of you. And that's pretty much it. I don't need your reciprocation. I just don't. I don't, because half the time, it's probably not going to be real anyway. See, the love I have for you

is unconditional. It's unconditional, because whether you like me or not, I'm going to still love you anyway. And that's pretty much it. And that's how things are going to go. Other than that, the fight tomorrow. Benavidez is fighting tomorrow. Tank and Frank is fighting tomorrow. I think that's going to be pretty good. What else is going on tomorrow?

I mean, that's pretty much all I'm waiting on. That's pretty much all I'm waiting on. So how y'all feeling? Yeah? Okay, cool. That works. It's the weekend. What are y'all doing this weekend? I'm asking questions because I can see the chat and I can see people responding What are y'all doing this weekend? I know what I'm doing this weekend I'm going to be in place to watch this fight I can't wait I'm excited

Who y'all got tomorrow? Frank? Y'all got Frank Martin or y'all got Tank? You got Benavidez? I think You got Benavidez? I think... You got Benavidez? Mexican Monster? Yeah, it's going to be dope. It's going to be a good one. It's going to be a good one.

It's going to be a good one. Let me see what else. Sunday. Sunday. I'm not going to church. I'm not going to church, but I'm going to say a prayer for y'all. I'm not going to church, but I'm going to say a prayer for y'all. I'm not going to church, but I'm going to say a prayer for y'all.

So if y'all happen to go to church, say a prayer for me. What is that, Lysol? That Listerine? Yeah. Hey, I'm talking about Lysol. Yeah. See that thing? That's what they have.

That's what they have. See, I hit that thing right there, Ocho. Wait, you stole that from your dentist? No. I ain't on Shane. Shane know how to make it work. But where you got that from? The big one like that.

That's from the dentist. You got that? See, I hit that thing right there. Breast or cheek. Man, you done stole the whole... That's about a gallon. A gallon of Listerine, boy. Boy, you tripping. Woo!

Now, see? What I did... Hey, you're supposed to swallow that. Why you spit it out? And see what I do, Ocho. Now, what happened when the pandemic, you know, gyms had stocked up on them.

And they were getting off stock and people weren't going. I bought about five or six of them. Okay, so you still got them, huh? Yep. Will you get that from Sam's or Costco? I don't think you can buy them. I don't know.

So you stole it? I bought it from the gym. They were selling them. Now, the gym don't sell no goddamn Listerine, huh? They did when wasn't nobody going in there. sell no goddamn Listerine, now. They did when wasn't nobody going in there.

What the hell I look like? So where I'm going to put it? I'm going to walk out of the gym like this here. In your gym bag. What you mean where you're going to put it? I just bought it. You just buy it. Okay. I ain't never heard of no gym selling no Listerine, but okay.

I wouldn't lie to you. Even if. Yeah, I ain't never heard of no gym selling no Listerine, but okay. Oh, I wouldn't lie to you. Man, when I look like stealing some... And even if I did, they wouldn't believe I stole it. Yeah. But you know what I'm saying?

Hold on. Man, you know that yellow one, that original Listerine, that thing is that uh that that uh yellow one that original listerine that thing to knock five from you oh yeah oh yeah hey if it knocked five from you let you know it's working yeah let you know that uh you got some stuff going on that you need to address oh they got they got Listerine toothpaste? Damn! I ain't know that.

Hey, but shoot, you know, I take it back, back, back, I take a throwback to my grandma had me brushing my teeth with baking soda. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Grandma had me brushing my teeth

with baking soda, what? We would take, we would take scissors, you know, and cut the tooth and cut it out and get all that toothpaste up out of there.

Oh, yeah, you gonna get all that toothpaste out. Oh, yeah. You're going to get all that toothpaste out. Air lashing. You ain't throwing no thought, boy, don't you throw that away. If you don't cut the bottom of that shit out. Cut the bottom off that thing and cut it up and get that up out of there.

Oh, yeah. I remember them days. I move with Mo when men complain about menu prices. Oh, Lord have mercy. mercy oh she talk about me oh you talk about me cause I'm a sure complain about the menu price I'm sure gonna complain about it

hey I went somewhere tonight me and Rhea went to dinner tonight at a restaurant by the name of Casa Matilda food was phenomenal food was phenomenal but again it's outside of the name of Cassie Matilda. Food was phenomenal. Yeah. Food was phenomenal. But again,

it's outside of the realm of the type of places and eateries that I go to. I ordered what I saw on the menu that I knew and recognized. I saw shrimp pasta. $38. I was good.

She ordered something called a porterhouse, a porter something, a porter something. Yeah. And on the menu, it said $38. I was good. She ordered something called a porterhouse, a porter something, a porter something. Yeah. And on the minus it said 38. And I was like, baby, what's the 38 for?

Oh, that's the price. Because it wasn't no dollar sign. It wasn't no sign. Right. I said, why yours got 245 under yours? Oh, that's the... Okay. I write bets.

So you're going $245 for you? Okay. I write bets. So you're going... $245 for you? Okay. Okay. Okay. I didn't complain. I just made it known that mine was $30

and hers was $245. Yeah. I ain't never seen... I ain't never seen... I mean, Porter, I mean, she must have had... She must have got that Wagyu, Ocho. Who?

She must have got that Wagyu or Tomahawk. Yeah, she got... Yeah, she got that wagon. Yeah, that... She got the wagon. Who? She must have got that wagoo or tomahawk. Yeah, she got that wagon. Yeah, she got the wagon. Okay. She got the wagon or whatever, whatever. Yeah, I was going to say porterhouse don't normally cost that much

because they do porterhouse like 32, 48 ounces and normally that's served to, even the 32 is served to people and the larger they go, it's like, they serve it like family style or table style where everybody can get some of it. But yeah, oh no.

Listen, yeah. Listen, the bill, it wasn't that expensive anyway, but like I do, when I go out with Real, I don't know how everyone else does, but you know my theory. I'll bring a deck of Uno cards. Every time me and Real go to dinner, I'll bring a deck of Uno cards. For what? Every time me and Red go to dinner, we'll bring a deck of Uno cards.

Best of three. Loser pays the bill. Loser pays the bill. And that's the way we do dinner. That's the way we do date night. Every night. I let Steve and A off the hook. I had him on the hook for about $3,500.

That dry-aged Wagyu? Yeah. About $3,200. Wait, what? You let him off the hook. Yeah. About $3,200. Wait, what? You let him off the hook? Yeah. Uh, I bet,

I bet him, uh, about the Lakers, uh, and, and the, uh, nuggets.

Right. I should have. Wait, what? Huh? One game? Yeah. We had him too.

Had him. And then, uh, Jamal, Jamal Murray hit that shot at the buzz on him. Damn. Nicole

said she hates dirty fingernails and hands. I agree. That is definitely a turn off. Yeah, that's a good one. Man who used the rail to get in and out of the pool. But damn. Well, shit, damn.

Nah, we can't use the... Everybody... So how are we supposed? We supposed to Superman jump out the water? Yeah. I guess they want everybody to Tristan Wirth

to hop out the pool. Like it's nothing. Damn. Man, let me get that goddamn rail so I can? Like it's nothing. Damn. Man, let me get that goddamn reel so I can get up out of here. Exactly. Tristan underscore 5.25. My homeboy's cheating

on good women. Oh, Lord. Here he go. What he said? My homeboy's cheating on good women. You see what I'm saying, Ocho? Oh, Lord, have mercy, Ocho. I mean, it depends on what you call good. Oh, have mercy.

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So when the next show? Shit. Me personally, I was kind of hoping Boston win tonight. So I can start my vacation. Yeah. I don't know. Shoot, my back against the wall, boy.

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who is the entertainer y'all would throw draws on the stage for? Draws? Oh, honestly? Yeah. Oh, Chaka Khan in her day. Chaka Khan in her day. No hesitation.

Don't care who's around. Don't care who judging me. Don't care. Chaka Khan. You see how people was paying $1,000 to take pictures with Chris Brown? Yeah. I'm paying $1,000 to take a picture with Chaka Khan. Like right now. Right now.

Oh, and oh, oh, oh. Chaka Khan and Jill Scott. Right now. Oh, baby. Oh, Jill, man. Hey, book it book it boy Jill have you want to take a park a long walk around the park

after dark but listen listen I lied for you before I lied to you but Chaka Khan nah what if you might

let's see if you probably my age or a little older, one of the finest women out there was Jane Kennedy. Jane Kennedy? She was Halle Berry before Halle Berry. Hold on, let me Google. Let me Google.

Let me Google. Let me see who this is. Who in the chat remember Jane Kennedy? Oh, she was on the cover of Ebony, wasn't she? Yeah! She was on CBS Today with Brent Musburger,

Jimmy DeGreed, Herb Cross, Jane Kennedy. Yeah, okay. I see. I see. I see. I see. She remind me of Lena Horne a little bit. She got that Lena Horne aura. Oh, I remember when I made the Black College All-American team in 1987.

She was the keynote. Ooh, she was the speaker. Yeah. Man, I got that picture on my wall and on my mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, your boy was dressed like Johnny Carson. You know, I had some khakis on and a blue blazer, you know, like I was at the Glee Club.

You were sharp. You were sharp. Boy, that was back in the day. They say Pam Brown. I'm trying to think. Oh. Boy, that's a. What?

Shocker. Hey, boy. Man, that disco era, Donna Summer the disco era was hitting they came out in costumes back in the day Ocho, they was all glammed up oh yeah oh yeah

that's just Annie are men intimidated by taller women? have you dated one? Yeah, I dated two. I ain't number six three.

I dated one by six seven. Man, by six seven. I mean, I think the closest I came, we're about the same height. But if she wore heels, yeah, she was slightly taller than me. They're talking about Ray Leonard girl. Yeah, Juanita.

Sugar Ray Leonard's ex-wife, Juanita. She was a very attractive lady. I think my height was the closest that I've dated though, Joe. Sugar Ray. Juanita Leonard.

You're talking about Thelma of good times. Thelma was fine back in the day, Ocho. She fine right now. Well, she still fine. That's what I'm saying. She was fine back in the day and Ocho. She fine right now. Well, she still fine. That's what I'm saying. She was fine back in the day and fine today.

And what's the name we're fine to? What's the neighbor that always used to come over? Oh, Walona? Walona? Oh, my goodness. Hey.

Well, Walona was like that, boy. Walona was like that. Have you dated a taller woman, Ocho? Yeah. you hear me I said I dated one that was about 6'7

yeah played volleyball played volleyball played basketball nah nah nah bodies body body yeah

volleyball yeah yeah stacked yeah yes yes sir dirty laundry in a dorm room stacked yes sir yeah I'm ball place. Yeah. Stacked. Yeah. Yes. Yes, sir. Dirty laundry in a dorm room stacked. Yes, sir.

Yeah, hot. Yeah. I'm gonna agree with you. I'm not gonna engage in the conversation or the topic. I don't feel like getting in trouble. But you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I don't want to sleep on the couch. Big I say, what's up, Uncle Nocho? My name is Emmett. I'm 25. What advice would

you give me? Because I'm trying to start my own podcast, Uncle Inspire the Country Boy, from Mobile, Alabama, to start a podcast. What advice would you give him, Ocho? Well, shoot, man. Listen. You got friends. You got an audience.

And then next is content. Content is key. Yeah. That's it. That's how you start. I mean, what's going to be your niche? I mean, what, what are you trying to do? I mean, what is it? I mean, you want to do sports, you want to do entertainment, you want to do politics. I mean, you have to have an idea of kind of like what you want to do. Um, what, who, who who what are you trying to appeal to there's a lot more going into it a lot of people just think well i get a microphone i get a camera but you need to have an idea of kind of like the genre and kind of the direction that you want to go and then you know hey then make it happen get out there and do it.

Ball's lady said, Hola amigos back from the Mexican sands feeling amazing. I'm a beach baby. I got to ride a camel, whale watch, also horse riding. What's an animal excursion you two have done or want to do? Well, animal, I don't think it would be excursion but it probably would be but you know i'm going to swim with killer whales in a while yeah nowhere nowhere in new zealand uh they have an excursion for it it's around five thousand dollars um when they do find the whales out

you're allowed to get in the water and you're allowed to swim with them or snorkel swim whatever if you if you can if you can free dive you can free dive for me i would probably free dive so i can't wait for the opportunity what happened man this man talking about free dive yeah i can i live i'm from miami i ain't got nothing to do with it so what you trying to say i can't swim i didn't say but free dive do you yes free dive you know i'm not going I'm not going down that low. The killer whales be at the surface. But there ain't no free dive. Well, I'm not

saying, I don't want no snorkel. You don't want breathing apparatus. No, no, no, no. Hell no. Especially not if I'm doing something like that. Absolutely not. I just need some goggles because the salt water burn your eyes.

That's it. No. I ride an elephant. I want to ride an elephant. No, ride a bull, man. Ride a bull like I did. Man, no. I got both of my hairs repaired.

They tell me if I'm lucky, I'll get 25 years out of them. I'm not going to get 25 months out of them. But that bull throwing me off. In the middle of my hair.

F.U. No. That ain't happening. No. You over made me choke, man. Florida man said, thank you for all you guys do and enjoy the show as always. Are you guys going to continue

to feature NBA players on Nightcap each and every week like a re-k earlier this week? Yes, we'd like to. Yeah. We reach out, but you know. Guys, y'all a lot of times, Ocho, when people like,

man, Unc should have this person on the pod or this person on Club Shea Shea. Do y'all not think we reached out to people? I mean, I can't make anybody come on we reach out we ask we try to be as respectful as we possibly can sometimes the schedule

and sometimes you know we're not a fit and that's okay yeah I mean we reach out to you know I want to try to shine a light on the WNBA try to give them you know talk about them and highlight them

and their performances hell I'd love to have Asia Wilson I'd love to have Stewie Alyssa Thomas, Jean-Claude I ain't got no problem Jewel Lloyd I think Jewel would come on ain't no question she would comeel will come on. Ain't no question. She will come on.

Asia will come on? Well, we'll see. And she got to play me one-on-one, too. Kelsey Plum. DT, I love that DT come on. I know Kelsey will come on. That's my dog, now. Kelsey will come on.

Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy said, hey, Fab, what's the funniest or most memorable prank you've ever pulled or been a part of? I ain't. I don't be doing no pranks no more. I ain't no good sport.

I ain't done no pranks. I ain't done no pranks. I ain't do no pranks. You know what I was saying? Ocho, you won't find, I don't do no pillow fighting. I don't do nothing with the, with the men.

We don't, people outdated. I don't play no games like that. Right. Cause I already know it ain't gonna end well. So, let's just,

let's not even go there. You and Rel be pillow fighting? Nah, nah, nah, no. Cause she, nah man, she, nah. She don't play that. Yeah, see, that's how I am. But Rel is from Phoenix City, Alabama. Do you know how she grew up?

Yeah, they don't play. Man, I don't want no, I don't want no part of it. I know everybody look, oh, she's so cute. She's so pretty. Yeah, all right. Don't let them goddamn freckles fool you. No, sir.

I don't want no problems. Man, we used to get the rookies bad, man. I mean, in training camp, Ocho, you know, the vets, we get in there. Like I said, we would steal the key. We get, like, water. We feel like the trash cans. So the trash cans be about this big. Mm-hmm.

We add, you know, two bottles of syrup, some water, some flour, cut the pillows up, dump it, some flour, cut the pillars off, put them in the dumpster, and sneak in their room. They sleep. Got them. Hey. Yeah, I ain't really bothered. I ain't even bothered the rookies.

When the rookies came in, I took them boys under my wing, man. You ain't got to deal with no haze in here. We're going to have a good time. That's it. Yeah, we had to give them. They got me. They chased me down because I had everybody tired and felt them when they came to practice the next morning. Oh, man. Michael Barnes says, how often are you supposed

to change your bath towels and dry off a towel within a week? In the course of a week? In the course of a week, I do nine towels. No. Yeah. Nine towels in a week?

Yeah. Boy, you better than me, boy. Shoot, I ain't hitting no nine towels I ain't hitting nine towels In a year I do nine towels a week No sir boy I change the linen on my bed

Three times a week Okay now That one That one in there sleeping She do that Yeah But towel Yeah

Oh no Yeah I can't drive with the same towel On the same day Hate on that one that. Yeah. But towel? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. I can't drive with the same towel on the same day. Hell no. God damn. But yeah, nah. Yeah, I mean, look, okay.

You might say I have OCD. Look, a tad case. A tad. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad.. You might say I have OCD. A tad case. A tad. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Tad OCD. Yeah. You know, I gotta Lysol wipe my counters down. Lysol wipes

or Lysol disinfect the counters down. I gotta vacuum the kitchen before I go to bed. Yeah. What? Yeah. I can't live like that. Mm-mm. No, sir. Yeah, so.

What? What? What you put on my screen? You might have OCD. That's why I don't like to travel with you, Ash. Because all you do is watch and observe. So you. No. to travel with you, Ash, because all you do is watch and observe. So, you... No. You need to make sure you sit away from me tomorrow.

How about that? No, you... Oh, that's what you... That's what you think you're going to be doing? Oh. Oh, that's what you think you're going to be doing? Oh, no. I'm not going to be able to let you sleep Ash I'm sorry

I wish you something I could tell you but sleep is one thing you will not get on that flight tomorrow oh no Ash how long we been at this yeah Oh, no. How long we been at this? Yeah. Yeah.

No. No, not tonight. Not tonight. Not tonight. I got to get up. I got some chores I got to get done before I leave tomorrow. I got a long day because you're already there. I got to fly. Yeah, I know you are there.

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