Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Ocho loves whales, Child support do's and don't, & worst first dates

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss how child support can add up, their viewers worst first dates, & much more! 0:00 Tony Snell doesn’t get lifetime NBA insurance12:00 Ocho talks about his love for Orcas22:30 Spell-O-Cinco31:00 Dunk on Unc39:00 Nightcap Tales49:00 Q and Ayyyyy02:00:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Glad we added it. It's time for our daily Dum Dum Award. Who messed up now? Ocho, this happened a couple of weeks ago, but Ash must have been asleep. I know she's working extremely hard. So, Ash, I'm going to forgive you on this one, but we're talking about it now. Tony Snell is an NBA veteran of nine seasons.

He needs one more season to become eligible for NBA's premium lifetime healthcare benefit that covers his family. Now, here's the kicker. He has two kids. Both are autistic. Tony Snell is also on the spectrum for being autistic. February Snell is also on the spectrum for being autistic.

February 2nd was the deadline for Snell to sign with a team. However, no team signed him to sign the veteran, and it became ineligible for retirement and health care benefits. The story garnered a lot of media attention and sympathy from the NBA community. But in the midst of all of that, his wife did something on Instagram that drew heavy criticism. Check this out, Ocho. Now, he wants the team to sign him.

This is what his wife posted. Right. She wrote Lifetime Health Benefit. That's what she posted. Oh, was she on the PJ what? A.M. Hermes? Yes. Oh, she in a comforter, boy.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's his money or her money? You see what she doing? What she do? How many times you seen her done? I don't think Mrs. Snell really let her. Wait, I'm confused. You're not confused? Okay, that's like you said.

Hey, you know what? You setting up a GoFundMe account and you and Rel flying private jets. You and Rel showing off her burqas and Chanel. People was having sympathy for him. flying private jets. You and Rel, Rel showing off her burkas and chanels. People not going to have, people was having sympathy for him. They're like, man, somebody signed the man.

But you would have, now mind you, he's made a hundred, how much he's made, 50 million? I think he's made about 54 million in his playing career.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But if you're living like that, it won't be long. I mean, if she's, if she's living like that, ain't whoa, whoa. But if you're living like that... It won't be long. If she's living like that, ain't no 54 left. If you're living like that, you know the kind of money you got to be making

to be living like that? Consistently? Yeah, I do know. I know what them bags cost. Consistently? And she got more... It ain't like she got one. She got like 10, 12.

Some of them at least 50 grand. When you start getting that crop... And she got more. It ain't like she got one. She got like 10, 12. Some of them at least 50 grand. When you start getting that crop. That shit go fast. That shit go fast. You know what percentage of NBA players go broke too now? You know what the percentage is up there now? We talking about 83, 84, 85, 87 goddamn percent now.

Because they had this feeling and this notion, people tool in general, well, the more money you give me, the better I'll be able to do with it and the better I'll be able to maintain it. If you don't already have that structure and discipline before you get that motherfucking money, you definitely ain't going to have it

when they give you more. And then when you have people that's on your side like that, that want to live and portray a certain lifestyle and they ain't contributing to making the money hop on OnlyFans

hey hey that's the time that you go hey baby hey we gotta do get on OnlyFans get on OnlyFans Ocho and listen and to really make a profit and really turn a profit on OnlyFans you got to be you got to be goddamn high you got to be a OnlyFans, you got to be, you got to be goddamn high.

You got to be, you got to be a hot Cheeto now. You got to be a hot Cheeto. And also the thing that I would tell Jalen Green, go ahead right now. Yeah. I know you probably don't have it, is to go ahead and set $20 million aside. Yeah. $20 million aside for child support, private schools. Because let's just say for the sake of

argument they hit him over the head for 20 000 a month oh they coming that's 240 000 a year now you got 18 years that's 2.4 million that's 2.4 uh two so the 240 in 10 years that's 2.4 million but you got another eight years to go yeah so that's about four million times three, that's $2.4 million. But you got another eight years to go. Yeah. So that's about $4 million times three. Yeah. That's $12 million. Yeah. Okay. Now we got to talk about private school.

Because they got the flaws. They're not sending their kids to public school. You know that. I know that. Yeah. Now, I don't know what the private school situation is like in Houston, Texas. But I know out here in California, they probably start at about $30,000 and they probably go to about $45,000, $50,000.

Shit. Times three. Per year, 18 years. Mm-hmm. And then, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Also remember now, outside of private school,

outside of child support, those that you have kids from also want to maintain an image. Yeah. Well, they can't maintain no image with $20,000 a month. Right. Because you know and I both know

it don't take nobody no $20,000 a month to raise no kid. But that's neither here nor there. Hey, whatever the judge say. Yeah. Whatever the judge say. Whatever the judge say. Whatever the judge say.

Are you right? It is what it is. I ain't finna go back and forth. Now, hold on. How much you think them lawyers gonna get? And guess what you gotta do, Ocho? You ain't gotta pay for yours. You gotta pay for hers, too.

Yeah. You gotta pay for hers. I ain't telling you what somebody told you, champ. I'm telling you what Sheriff Sharp knows. You pay for your lawyer and her lawyer. Yeah. And they ain't got no problem working. They work overtime

because you paying for all that. Yeah. And every day I say it all the time. Have a baby by me and become a millionaire. Have a baby by me. I can't say it, but you know the fidget song. Yeah. Have a baby by me and become a millionaire. Have a baby by me. I can't say it, but you know the fidget song. Yeah. Have a baby by me and become a millionaire.

Yeah. It's crazy, boy. The game is the game, and the game hasn't changed. Jalen, he about to get a big contract. That contract, you go ahead and put $20 million aside. Because that's what it's going to cost. I just did a conservative number. I said 20,000 a month times three.

They might hit him 25. They might hit him for 30. Yeah. You're going to see them true colors come out. That's what you're going to see. They might hit him for 50. You're going to see them true colors. So now you're exponentially.

So you know what 50, 50,000 a month, that's 600,000 a year times 10, that's 600,000 a year, times 10, that's $6 million. But you got another, so that's another 4.8 million. So you're looking at

10.8 million times three. And you got to pay for your attorney and hers now. You remember that. And they're going to private schools. Well, you're making my stomach hurt, bro. Just think about that. Oh, Lord.

That made my stomach hurt. Made my stomach turn. Mm-hmm. We been there. Hey, hey, look here. I can't beat the guy up because you couldn't tell me nothing, Ocho. You couldn't.

You couldn't tell us nothing. Man, me and you, Ocho, the only thing we pulling out are the parking spots. That's the only thing we pulled up out of. And I parked there. I backed it. Hey, listen. Mine were planned. I told you. I told you I parked there. I backed it. Hey, I... Listen, mine were planned. I told you.

I told you I did mine. All mine were planned. Those I have kids from are from people... Yeah, you planned it. You went in there wrong. That I knew... Hold on.

Listen to me now. That I knew before I even made it. So there was no ill intent. Now, what I did do was is I purposely, not purposely, give me child support so I can have structure so you don't have to be calling

and be bothering me about nothing. Yeah. But it wasn't trying to hit me across no head. It was just enough to be able to take care of... You knew him. Let me ask you a question.

Were you playing football when you knew him? Nah. No. You weren't playing no football. No, he was playing you playing football when you knew him? Nah. No. You weren't playing no football. No, he's a great high school football when you knew him. No, he's a back, like a... Did you play, were you playing high school football

when you met them? Yes or no? Nah. So you just, you weren't playing no sport when you met these girls, these young ladies that you had kids with? Nah, this is when I was, nah, this is when I was,

when I was a baby. Like, where I'm from, out the hood. What you talking about? No, from out here in Miami, yes. I know, but you were playing football. Ocho, stop it. Ocho? How you going to tell me about my people and what I was doing?

So every woman that you had a child with, you known since how old? You were like nine, ten? Nah, about five, four. Okay. We grew up together. We grew up together. That's what I'm telling you. That's why they had these issues.

And you started playing football. You did not have no kid before you started playing football is my point. You confusing me. No. Where you trying to go with it? I don't understand. I'm going with it. I'm saying, you keep saying they got to know who you have.

But they saw, just like you, how many, like you told me, not a very many people come out of Liberty City and play sports. You playing sports, you real good. Hold on, hold on, hold on. But I didn't have any of the issues that you talk about. So you still, you still, I'm missing the point. Ocho, I'm saying, Ocho, I'm saying, people keep saying, sometimes you have to forecast. A lot of times, Ocho, when you go into into an investment you can't go get Google stock like

you could at the bottom floor because you got to take a chance all I got to do is hey you playing high school football I'm taking a chance let's just say for the sake of argument Ocho do make it that's Google if you get it on the seed money. But that wasn't about whether I was making it or not. That was done purposely because of the DNA and it was athletic. So I'm doing the chances, not them. Hold on, I'm trying to think, but I thought you

said you saved money. I do. That's very reckless. How do you think I still have it because I dealt with people that wasn't on that bullshit? How much more could you have had if you hadn't have done that? No. I ain't want to do it that way

because I wanted a lot of kids. Shit. I want a lot of kids. And I ain't finished. Well, because I think she ovulating too. Hold on. Ashley is on the latest season

of Basketball Wives Orlando and has a clothing who has a who has a clothing oh oh she's on the last season of basketball wives orlando and she has a clothing company so she might be good who that tony snail's wife oh oh she'd be oh okay there we go yeah she's great uh i don't know look i don't look at her i we go. Yeah, she straight. I don't know, look, I don't look at her. I ain't trying to get nobody's pockets. I don't know what they're making. I mean, I'm not familiar with the Housewives of Orlando.

I'm kind of familiar with the ones of Atlanta. They make a lot of money, huh? It all depends. I mean, they probably can make 25, what, 50,000 episodes? Oh, I thought you were going to say millions. Huh? They don't... I don't be knowing.

Ocho, if you do 23 episodes and you get 50,000 an episode, that's a million. I mean... Well, I mean, if you look at one picture that you just showed in that clip, that million gone right there. But I'm just...

Ocho, I'm saying that's... If that look at that clip that million gone right there but i'm just oh joe i'm saying that's if you look at say uh what i want to say lost my train of thought no i'm saying like a million like you like what what they get on i don't know i mean obviously let's just say for the sake of arguments you're candy burris or nini or porsche or view some of those housewives of beverly hills those shows are more popular than orlando okay the name faces i don't know what they get i don't want and i don't even want to speculate but i think they make a good living or why would they be on there i like it so i think we need it we need to have a goddamn we need to have a show too hey listen find an unk love

nah I'm good yeah I like that nah unk will find his own love when unk want to find some love I'm good come on man our second one is none other than Chad Ochocinco Johnson why does

we got to put you on here too we're going to show it to the chat The second one is none other than Chad Ochocinco Johnson. Oh, man. Why does... Yeah, we got to put you on here, too. What I did... Check this out today. We're going to show it to the chat. Go ahead. I don't see it. Oh, did we put it up?

We're working on it. Wait, what I did? I said something? Here's what this was. There was a moment of Zen. Two orcas were swimming peacefully beneath a paddle border. Why does this never happen to me?

He wastes this damn moment recording instead of getting in the water with them. Great moment. Great moment. I don't know. What are we doing? What are we doing? I don't know. The people in the chat, they might know my love for killer whales and orcas. They might not. If you follow me follow me long enough listen I bombarded your twitters for years and years and

years with orca content with orca pictures orca facts and obviously I've never had the opportunity you know what they call orcas yeah killer whales no what do they actually call them sea pandas wolves of the seaas. Wolves of the sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wolves of the sea. They don't attack us in the wild. They never have and never will. There's most places that if you

swim, there's only a few places. I think the only place is in Norway. Norway, New Zealand. There's another in Mexico. I forgot what part of Mexico. They take you out. You can snorkel with them there as well. Never, never.

They don't pay us no mind in the wild. No mind at all. The smartest species in the sea. Nothing but a larger dolphin. That's all it is. It's a mammal. It's the biggest dolphin species. It's not really a whale. It's the biggest dolphin species. It's not really a whale. It's the biggest

dolphin species. But see, here's the thing. You're the color of a sea lion. Might grab your ass. That's why. Listen, brilliant mind in the sea. They don't attack us. That opportunity with that paddleboarder, that opportunity with that paddleboarder,

I saw people on Twitter saying, oh, they're going to kill you, they're going to eat you. Man, no, they are not. No, they're not. If chat, chat right now, just Google or YouTube, when the show is over, all the people in New Zealand and Norway that just swimming along the beach

and killer whales just come up right beside them and swim right with them. All the time. All the time. The fact that I live in Florida and I'm stuck here with stupid dolphins. Okay, not stupid. Barracudas. Highly intelligent.

Barracudas. Yeah. Jellyfish. What else we got in our water? Goliath groupers. That's it. That's it. That's it. We got manatees.

Yeah, manatees. Oh, they so damn boring. Manatees. People in New Zealand. We're going out there and swim. Hold on. Hold you. Going out there to New Zealand and Norway and going to get in the water.

I'm going to go as soon as I have some time. Everybody send me clips all the time. People in Norway and New Zealand, they go to the beach. Just, oh, killer whales swimming by. They just jump in the water and start swimming with them i'm like like come on man nah well i read the one like it's got to be you got to be there there's a uh like like a scuba like a a group that you have to go out that that is that is sanctioned you just can't go jumping i'm talking about the part where it's not sanctioned where people are just at the beach on their own time like people you know you people say you know mama i'm going to today and you go and they just swim go jump in the water with them. I'm talking about the part where it's not sanctioned, where people are just at the beach on their own time. People say,

you know, Mom, I'm going to the beach today. And they just swim right up with them. Like, it's nothing. It's a bunch of clips. You got to have ads, see some of the clips. Man, it's amazing. I just want that experience. Somebody in the chat said, Ocho, eat good in Texas because

Texas limits the amount of child support you can pay. So what's the max you can get? You know what happened when they find states that limited somebody that's powerful? Right. Got stuck. Right. And they had them lawmakers to change that. For real?

Yeah. Yeah. Anytime you find a state that limits the amount of, you better believe it. Right. Somebody prominent got jammed up, and he got to have some long paper to get the lawmakers to say, hey, y'all need to do

something about this, because I ain't finna give 100,000, 200,000. A month? Man! Jalen, hey, I'm going to Texas. I'm moving to Houston. The max they can get on show is 1,800 a month. Come on, that's some bull jive there, man. Per child.

That's some bull jive. That's what they say. That's impossible. Because I thought it was based on your income and how much you make. Some states is based on your income. Some states like, I think like Arkansas or Mississippi

is limited. Now come to California and mess around if you want to. Hey, boy, hey, they based it on your income. $100,000 ain't nothing to them. $200,000, a quarter of a meal a month ain't nothing. A what? A quarter of a meal.

There's no such thing. There's no such thing of someone having to pay $250,000. A million. I read a million. He was playing, how much was he playing? He was playing $100,000. I think he was playing like 150K, and she said that wasn't enough. Oh, hell no.

Hell no. Boy, you serious? Dead. Yes. Who makes that kind of, oh, this must have been a CEO or owner of something. He was, and Herod the Kicker, it wasn't his kid.

Wait, so how's he paying? She's, hey, here's the thing, Ocho, you have to be careful because in some states, the judge, like, there have been cases where married people, they're married, have a kid.

The father find out that it's not his. Oh, no. Judges still make you pay. Even after you find out because he say the kids are presumed that you are their father and you must maintain that status. Even though the baby not his. Put you in jail if you stop. Well, what state is this? Oh, is this a real story?

Yeah, I think it was a state in Texas. The guy found out he had three kids and none of the kids were his. Oh, come on. And he tried to stop paying and the judge, he had to continue to pay. Yeah. All three of them wasn't his?

Mm-mm. Oh, hell nah. Think about it. Kanye pays $200 a month for his four kids. He does? Kevin Costner's wife wants $160 a month.

Kanye got four kids with Kim, right? And he pays $200,000 a month in child support. And she a billionaire. Boy. Hey, boy. Man, I'm glad. Hey, I thought my pocket would hurry when I got off that buddy,

when that buddy was leaving my account. Boy. I thought my pocket would hurt without when I got off that buddy with that buddy would leave my account boy I'm trying to figure who that exact was Because he was paying 1.2 million in child support and I think she said it was a year a year one point to me 1.2 million a year and it went and I think the kid was like one or two years old and she said the kid

needed a Braby grand piano and she wanted like she wanted like another like three hundred thousand like supplemental bull jive. What? Yeah. And like a five million dollar condo. I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna I'm gonna get we're gonna we're gonna discuss it on

Thursday. Boy. Well what Ocho every day I thank God every day I thank God for those I had kids from every day they grown my ain't grown

did you just hear did you just hear what you just said Ocho guess what it ain't no what you... I don't pay child support, but they still be taxing daddy.

Hey, daddy. But they work. 200,000 a month. Like, think about that. Chat, think about that logically. You know, based on the economy that we're in in the times that we're in i understand you know it's he's on a different level it's kanye 200 000 a month hey you ain't gotta tell oh joe i'm telling you them sundresses i i remember exactly sundresses

got them wedges on yeah like mydad said, them old, them thong drawers. Oh. The one that she was going to get you. Yeah, isn't that the one that owned LVMH, right? Louis? Hey, well, that's

crazy, boy. Yeah, Ocho. I wasn't the same man. I got A but I already knew it Ocho you already know sometimes Ocho you know yeah I knew

I just knew it that's crazy I knew it I knew it never forget it I knew it I knew it I knew it never forget it yeah never forget it know exactly the moment

yeah yeah yeah yeah you wonder you could do better now it was too late Ocho it was too late Ocho but you It was too late, Ocho. But you know, Ocho, you know you just right.

Yeah. I mean, it was a perfect storm. Yes, sir. Sundress, ovulation, 24. Damn. Hurricane, earthquake, natural disaster. damn hurricane earthquake natural disaster

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Tonight is for y'all chat Chat tonight is for y'all One thing I will not do One thing I will not do chat I will not fail you I will not fail you because I'm here for you Okay Ocho I will not fail you. I will not fail you because I'm here for you. Okay.

Ocho, this one, listen, you need to get this one right, Ocho. This is the easiest one. This is the easiest one. The first word is sergeant. Sergeant.

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S-E-R-G-E S-E I like that. Ocho said he's not going to disappoint us. Baby! Baby, I'm spelling. Okay, check this out, Ocho. Check this out. Next word. Chandelier. Oh, shit. Crystal chandelier. Now, that's you?

I'm spelling. I'm spelling. I got the first one spelling, I'm spelling. I got the first one right, honey. Sergeant. S-E-R-G-A-A-N-T. No, it ain't on G-A-A-N-T. G-E-A-N-T.

Yeah, that's what I just said. You trying to trip me up. I'm talking fast. Hold on. My next word is chandelier. You ready? Chandelandelier You ready? Chandelier You ready? Yes

Yeah C-H A-N-D E L-E-I-R I mean L-I-E-R Chandelier

Correct Ding ding ding ding ding ding The next word Chad, I got you, Chad I told you, bro I was the Spelling Bee champ In 1970 1987

Liberty City Spelling Champ The next word Is schizophrenic What? A paranoid schizophrenic Come on, uncle How you gonna go from chandelier to schizophrenic? Okay, I'm gonna ease you into schizophrenic God damn

Here it is One of the largest flying birds in the Paleolithic time Was a pterodactyl Holy shit Pterodactyl What the fuck? We go even. We go even, schizophrenia.

Okay, hold on. Ptero, ptero. Oh, I'm going to get this right. I'm going to, let me take my glass off. Let me take my glass off. Chad, I know I look good too. I just cut my hair. Pterodactyl.

Yeah. Can you use the word In a sentence please The largest flying bird During the Paleolithic time Was a pterodactyl Pterodactyl I used to date a pterodactyl

Back in 68 So I'm going to go Her name started with T-E-R-A Pterodactyl Right Yeah Dactyl So I'm going to go. Her name started with T-E-T-E-R-A. Tara, right? Yeah. Dactyl. Dactyl. D-A-C-T-Y-L-E.

P-E-R-A. How far was I off? Well, there's a P in front of the T. So you said T. Pterodactyl, yes. Why is there a P in front of the T. So you said T. Pterodactyl. Yes. Why is there a P in front of the God? Yes.

So the correct spelling of pterodactyl is P-T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L. So they put the motherfucking T there for decoration like a goddamn Christmas ornament and it has no goddamn meaning in the goddamn word. So pterodactyl. The P is silent. Pterodactyl.

Shit me. With the P it's silent. There was no need for me to say it. Okay. Here's a good one. Oh, Joe. Chad, I got you right here, Chad. I promise you, because I love y'all, and I'm just trying to show you.

We're going to ease you into schizophrenia. That's what I told her, too. Come on. The next word is xylophone. Xylophone. Xylophone. Now, I play the saxophone, and I play the piano. I played the saxophone and I played the piano.

Mm-hmm. Xylophone is not spelled exactly how it sounds, which is the problem. Neither was pterodactyl. Xylophone. Fuck. But xylophone. Z. Okay. Y. Z. Okay. Y.

Yep. L. Mm-hmm. Xyla. Xyla. Gotta be an A. It can't be anything else but an A. Xylophone.

X-Y. L-O-P. Oh, my God. H-O-N-E. This e this is is that i have a question yeah that is not the english language that is nothing how can xylophone start with an x and i said it before i even tried to spell it and it's been so long since i've been in music class huh it's been long time since you've been spelling be champ. God damn. Like never. Hey, I hope the people in the chat not laughing because don't act like y'all

know these motherfucking goddamn words now. Don't do that. I don't listen. No, they don't know them. Okay, I'm just making sure because people would be laughing at me like they goddamn Einstein. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. So I'm two for two, right? Yes. Okay, I'm two for two'm ready. I'm ready. So I'm two for two, right?

Yes. Okay, I'm two for two. The last word is schizophrenic. Schizo. Schizo. Schit. Schit. Schit. Now, I'm sounding it out. Okay. Schizo. Schizo.

Schizo. Schizo. Schizo. Schizo. Schizo. Schizo. Schizo. CH. Mm-hmm. Gotta be CH. I'm hoping. CHI. No, CH. Schizo, like the movie You saw the movie Split? Yep It's the only reason I'm going to know the beginning of it

I'm going to fuck it up I'm going to be honest with you The movie Split with James McAvoy Yes S-H S-C-H I Is in the movie Schizophrenia, multiple personalities, schizophrenic.

Z-P-R-C. No. What? Schizophrenic S-C-H-I-Z-O-P-H-R-E-N-I-C That's what I just said What letter did I leave out? A bunch of them

So you was two for three tonight, Ocho. We'll try tomorrow. Oh, I was this close. Like, like the taint. I was like right here. I was there. Nah, you was almost a contender. Hey, but you know what?

See, schizophrenic, I couldn't, I couldn't have been that far off. When I think about it, S-E-H-I-Z-O-P-H-R-N-I-C. N-E-C. Don't worry about it. We're moving on. Damn. Good job. Good job. Good job, Ocho.

Good job, Ocho. That wasn't that bad. That wasn't that bad. Two for three, eh, man? Two for three, eh, man Good job, Ocho. Two for three ain't bad. Yeah, especially the type of words you giving me. Goddamn two to three, you goddamn right it ain't bad. Hey, actually, those are your guys making up the words.

So, now it's time for you to get some revenge. It's time for Dunk on Unk. Yeah! Let's go. Baby! Baby! Baby. I know she hit me. Okay, here we go.

Here we go. Baby, where you at? You want to dunk a hunk real quick? Yeah, come on, come on, come on. Come here, come on. Come and ask the first question. Come here, come here, come here. I know you know how to read.

Why? What's wrong? Oh, that's fine. That's. Come here, come here, come here. I know you know how to read. Why? What's wrong? Oh, that's fine, that's fine. Ain't nobody going to see that. All right, we'll forget you then. Chad, here we go. We're going to make sure you ungo 0 for 5 today. Question number one.

Yesterday was Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning's 48th birthday. Yes. This is a true or false question. Peyton Manning has been named a first-team All-Pro more than any other quarterback in NFL history. Is it true or false? True.

You are correct with the first one. Peyton Manning has been named first-team All-Pro seven times, followed by Aaron Rodgers five. Okay. Okay. We started you off easy. I mean, because we think about it, Brady's only been an All-Pro three times. Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy, huh? It is. It absolutely is. Okay. Question number two, chat. Chat, y'all stay with me. Okay question number two Chat

Y'all stay with me There are only two teams In the NFL To make the Super Bowl Once And have a record Of 1-0 Who are the two teams

There are only two teams In the NFL To make the Super Bowl Once And have a record Of 1-0 Who are the two teams Wow

Ooh Woo 1-0. Wow. Ooh. Ooh, this is a good one. This is a good one. So they've only made it once and they're 1-0. And when they did happen to make it, the one time, they won. The Ravens went twice.

They're 2-0, so not them. I said 1-0. Cleveland's never been. Pittsburgh has been multiple times. Cleveland's never made it. Green Bay, no. Green Bay, no. Oh, let's see. Let's see.

The Jets. I want to know in the Super Bowl. Joe Namath. Broadway Joe. Okay. The Jets. I want to know in the Super Bowl. Okay.

Okay. And I'll see. Okay. The New Orleans Saints. Damn it. Boom! You messing with Shane. You messing with Shane. You got it. You got it.

You got it. You got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been waiting on your fucking ass all day with Shane. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Oh, yeah. You got it. Oh, yeah. I've been waiting on your fucking ass all day. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. Here we go. Third one. You ain't going to get this one, though. I don't call it.

Is that bear? That's baby. Baby? Oh. Okay. You call it. I'm hitting the green. I got to answer.

Come on. All right, number three. Only one running back in NFL history has led the league in rushing for five straight seasons. Has led the league in rushing. For five straight seasons. Only one running back in NFL history. Has led the league in rushing. For five straight seasons.

Who is the running back? I'm going to go with Jim Brown. Damn man. Shit. Well he led the league in rushing. Eight of his nine years in the league. Fuck, man. All right, all right.

Come on, man. All right, come on. Here we go. You're going to have to guess the following player. Okay. Damn, you know basketball too. Fuck. A little bit.

I played in the NCAA tournament back in 2000. I had a 17-year NFL career. I am in the pro football. Julius Peppers. Damn, man. Can I finish the question? Okay.

Bye, man. Bye, man. It's too late. You done answered already now. Oh, bye, man. Bye, man. All right. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Last one. Last one, Chad. Chad, y'all stay with me now. We're. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Last one. Last one. Chat. Chat, y'all stay with me now. We're going to stump him on this one.

Unk has only played with two quarterbacks that have led the league in passing yards. John Elway in 1983 is one of them. Who was the other? Randall Cunningham. Wrong. The answer is Steve Berline through for the league leading 44-36 1999

season with the Carolina Panthers Carolina Panthers okay who led the league in 98 who led the league in passing in 98 might have been Steve Warren Moon Four for five. I'm trying to think. Who read the league in 98? Who led the league in passing in 98? Might have been Steve. Warren Moon.

You don't know that one. Go ahead. That was it. That was the last one. You went four for five. That was an easy one, too. I should have got that one. Okay, Ocho. We're going to try something new tonight.

Okay. This week on Instagram, we started a new thing called Nightcap Tales where we post a prompt and y'all send in your best stories the first week prompt was your worst and first date here are the best answers that I'm gonna read and

Ocho will react to. Took a lady for dinner. She started telling me how she tried to poison her ex with rat poison and cookies. Couldn't get out of there fast enough. You was next. Hold on. He took who to dinner? He said ex? He took a lady to dinner On the first date

She started telling him How she tried to poison her ex With rat poison and cookies Well that's not even a conversation For a first date When you're supposed to be getting to know each other anyway So how did she even disclose this information On the first date?

She let him know that he was getting into something real he didn't want to be in. You say be honest. You said be honest on the first date. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, be honest with me. Be honest with me. That can be, you know what? That can be a little edgy.

I wonder, did he leave her after that? You think he left? Every damn show would have been a second date. That don't excite you, though? Hell nah. A woman trying to kill you? Hell nah. Guess what?

Just don't eat her food. She didn't succeed the first one. She might be one for two. Hey, that don't excite you a little bit, though? Hell nah. Like a woman, like a little edgy, like, oh, I tried to kill my ex. That don't,ite you a little bit though? Hell nah. Like a woman,

like a little edgy, like, oh, I tried to kill my ex. That don't like put you on air and like, oh shit. Well, I done been in some situations, Ocho, and I ain't trying to go back there. Okay, I see what you're talking about.

You already said, I done used up about six of my lives. You right, you right, you right, you right, you right, you right. But check this out, Ocho. On my first date after a nine-year relationship, a woman asked me out,

demanded that I pay, and took food home whoa demanded on my first date after a relationship of nine years a woman asked me out demanded that i pay and took for and took food home the next week i found her only fans link and realized i was a pawn now i can't trust any can't trust any woman it's been three years since I mean I wouldn't say I can't trust any women you know if someone asked you about

on a date I would no she gotta pay if she ask you out she gotta pay she gotta pay I mean and then if you want if you want you know you can you know baby put your wallet up you know i got this one even though it is the first date but it's like i wouldn't say you shouldn't allow one woman to ruin it for the rest of them that not one but you also and i say it all the time understand

the people that you're dating understand where you're finding them from do your homework before you try to take them out you know what come comes with the territory. Read the fine print. Read the fine print. It's simple. It's easy. A guy took me for pizza during his lunch break. It was the place where you buy pizza by the slice.

I ordered two slices. He ordered two slices. We ate the pizza and the bill came and he pulled out an envelope with change. He pours the change all across the counter. Not one quarter. All pennies, nickels, and dimes. I was so embarrassed. We're

grown. Late 20s, if not early 30s. Last date and call, needless to say. Oh, that's not nice. Did it get paid is all that matters. Did it get paid? It doesn't matter how he paid it It got paid And that might have been a test from him

It might have been a test from him You know You know what I'm going to do I'm going to get just enough for two pieces And I'm going to make sure I have just enough to pay for it But I'm going to have it in change And I just want to see what she's going to do. Hell, depending on who it is,

shit, you know what, baby? Put that change up. I got this one. Hmm? Shit, and she done left. He could have been some goddamn CEO or some damn Fortune 5 company or something. Nah, a CEO don't carry cash.

They carry number plastic. I know. Listen, that's why I said, you never know. It might have been a little test. Yeah, you never know. Check this out, Ocho. My first date when I was 17,

I went to a restaurant with this guy and his mother showed up, snatched him from the table and beat him because he stole money from a purse to pay for dinner. I feel horrible. And when I saw him the next day, I had to tell him it wasn't where we ate that was important. It was the conversation and the connection we would have that that would truly been important.

So when he got off punishment, he tried again. But this time it was at Burger King. I love it. I love it. Now, I think that I right there, I think they should, that is a great story to tell. When you walk down that altar and you get up to give that speech on how y'all met and telling that story. Do you remember what happened? The story of my mama coming to whoop my ass because I wanted to take you out so bad I had to take money out of her purse.

I was willing to risk my life just to take you out. Now we getting married. That's a great story. That's a few more story to me. I say mama not now. Come on mama do this at home. Not

come on mama you can't mama you can't beat me in public. I don't talk I'm running. Hey listen that might have been her last too. That might have been her last, too. That might have been her last. You don't know what that was. That could have been bill money.

That could have been the phone money. Ocho, at 17, I ain't going to get no beating in public now. You beat me when I get home, I'm going home. I ain't going to let mom know. If mom do showed up to the restaurant, you already know she about that action. Hey, when she showed up,. Hey, when she showed up, I already know when she showed up, huh?

You happy to get me? Hell, I was running. I was running when I was 10 or 11. You think I'm going to take off at 17? You can't leave your date, Unc. You can't leave. The hell I can't. Now, see, now if you leave,

now you ain't getting no second date. You ain't getting no second date. I ain't going to get no first ass with me neither. So which you want? Which? Listen, that's a feel good story though. Story number five. I dated a porn star briefly.

She didn't tell me who she was on the first date. Okay. She wanted to make sure that the first date was someplace dark and secluded. We went to a movie in the middle of the day. We left the movie theater and decided to grab some food. At the restaurant, the waiter walked up to us and said, hey, oh, snap, love your work. This created a domino effect. Suddenly, people in the restaurant started getting up, come speak to her. I said, you're pretty popular for a

new writer. That's what she said, told me her real profession. She said she didn't want me to judge. She didn't want me to judge. I didn't really care. I didn't really care. No, I didn't really, but the date took a turn for the worse when two guys walked up and pulled her out their checkbooks and offered

her $10,000 to do a scene with her together with five of their other male friends. And she literally gave them the email address. She bought that action. Yeah, she is. I mean, listen, again,

you can't lie. That's why you don't lie. You don't lie. So you didn't have to waste young fellas' time. Let them know what you do ahead of time. You don't have to lie

and say you're a writer. You know, listen, honey, if we're going on a date, I want to tell you my profession ahead of time. Let them know what you do ahead of time. You don't have to lie and say you're a writer. You know, listen, honey, if we're going on a date, I want to tell you my profession ahead of time because this is A, B, and C that might happen when we're out in public. People are going to recognize me and I want to make sure you're comfortable and it's not surprising that I do porn. It's okay. Just be honest. Be straight up. Just like John Morrow with Saquon Barkley. just be honest be straight up just like John Morrow with Saquon Barkley

just tell the truth from jump and save both of you the hassle and time because that what you just wasted you can't get that time back

you can't get it back you got people walking up offering you 10,000 for scenes and shit come on now I wonder I wonder who she is I wonder what her name is

yeah what her email put her email in there yeah 10,000 for a scene man she take man she take herself you know I wonder what her name is. Yeah, what her email? Put her email in there. Yeah, take me. $10,000 for a scene. Man, she take herself, God, you know. She doing that,

that thing probably look like roast beef down there. I'm good on you. I don't want none of that. Yeah, you never know. Boy, you ain't never dated no porn star, huh? I don't know. I mean.

Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that. Listen, ain't nothing wrong. It just, listen. It just so happens that you do they work on camera. Hey, literally, no. They't nothing wrong with that. Listen, ain't nothing wrong. It just listen. It just it just so happened. Do they know they dated one? Why you why you leave it on show? Listen, yeah, I ain't gonna say nothing. I ain't gonna say nothing.

I ain't gonna say nothing. But ain't nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with porn stars. I just think there are very, very, very, very many men in the world that don't have the... I don't want to use the word backbone because that's not the right word. To actually date one publicly because they feel ashamed of the nature of the business that they're in. Because so many other men have access or have had access. But anyone that you dated...

Well, you say you like a little season. Oh, yeah, I like it. I love it, a little season. Just a little paprika, a little parsley. That ain't real tenderized. That's fine. That's fine. That thing been sitting in Worcestershire for about three years. That's fine.

That thing falling off the bone. I like it right off the bone. That's how I like it. That's fine. That's fine. The one thing about it, I get that bitch reupholstered. That's how I like it. That's fine. That's fine. The one thing about it, I get that bitch reupholstered. Huh?

I got a needle and thread. I sew that bitch right on up now. Going to get to that rejuvenation clinic. Going to get to, hey, it's that who I, but doc.

Hey. I ain't got no time for that. Her rear end a little off. It's not a lie, dog. You know, it wobbling all over the place. Yeah. Listen, hey, porn stars, dog You know, I'm sitting Wobbling all over the place Yeah Listen

Hey, porn stars I love them, man I mean, that's what they choose to do That's their profession They make good money It's a billion dollar Ocho, we gotta stop, Ocho Because, man, people

Are going to be upset We ain't saying nothing bad Because we be making A joke out of everything, Ocho I'm going to stop I ain't doing that no more I'm sorry We ain't saying nothing bad.

We're paying respect for those in the sex work industry. Hey, I ain't going to joke no more. I ain't going to joke no less either. Hey, that was a good one, though, man. God damn. Listen, the funny thing about porn makes the world go round, man. Porn stars and those

that are in that profession make the world go round. Do you understand that as a billion dollar industry? I think they make just as much as the goddamn Dallas Cowboys.

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Nocturnal Ronan donated 100 bucks. This is what he said. He said, love the show. I'm from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Currently over here contracting and siding. I usually have y'all on in the wee hours of the morning when I'm at work. Just ordered two bottles for my pops. Shout out to my parents, Curly Jr. and Debra.

Go Navy, go Steelers. Hey, I appreciate that, man. I really appreciate the support. Your dad's going to love him. Do me a favor, jump back in the chat when they arrive and he samples them, let me know what he thinks. So Curly Jr. and deborah your boy all the way in saudi is thinking about you guys want to give you guys a shout out and let me know what you think about the alcohol so i appreciate that yes sir uh break room oh we ordered your shade and can't wait to

review it on our channel och Ocho, thanks for representing the crib. Can we get a shout out, Ocho? Break room. Ocho, put the controller down and come watch some videos with your 305 boy. So, what they do, boy? Shout out to the break room. I'm going to check y'all boys out.

I got you. Let me know what to come. I'm going to pull up. I'm going to pull up. Derrick Jr. Asks, would you rather be trapped in an NBA arena with four bears for an hour or 10 alligators for two hours? Alligator. 20 alligators for two hours.

Yeah. And you say, you say four bears for an hour in an arena. You ain't even gonna make it. A bear can outrun you. And you saying boat at his fastest. Yeah. A bear can outrun you, and Usain Bolt at his fastest, a bear can outrun him. So what your chances are,

you know they can climb too, because you can't run up them steps. They ain't got no high school bleachers. Them individual seats, man, they're going to be all over you. Nah, give me the Gators. Quick in the hurry, give me the Gators. Give me the Gators. Ace asked, yo guys, if you had one movie role that you could play in any play from any movie that would what would you be in and why

also uh last time you were in vidalia georgia ace to answer your last question first I can't remember the last time I was in Vidalia, Georgia. Probably 35, 40 years. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't really go to that side of town. Farthest I go is like Reesville, and occasionally we played Toon Central, been to Lions, but didn't really go

that far. Been through Vidalia, cutting over, going through Soperton and stuff like that, Oak City, stuff like that, Johnson County, but never to Vidalia. So that was like, yeah, high school, way back, way back, way back. Hell, I'm going on... Hell, when did I graduate? I graduated

in 86, so yeah, probably about 40 years. Oh, I got the perfect one for you, too, Uncle. Check this out, Ocho. You didn't answer the second question. Yeah, I answered the second question. Okay, the first question. One too, Uncle. Check this out, Ocho. Wait, hold on. You didn't answer the second question. Yeah, I answered the second question. Okay, the first question. If you play one role,

one movie role. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready for this. Go ahead. What you got? Movie roles, we're going to take Tyrese out of Baby Boy and we insert me.

Okay. Or we take Tyrese out of Transformers or we take Tyrese out of Fast and Furious and we insert me. Man, you're trying to get all the roles.

Damn. I'm just saying. I mean, I can... It's the same thing. Same thing. Yeah. What about you? Damn.

I want to be the Hulk. The Hulk? You can't be the Hulk, man. I want to. Hey, you said that like a little kid. I want to. Yeah, that's what I want to do. That was funny. Rock New. My brother Shannon, too old to call you

nephew. I absolutely love Nightcap. Haven't missed one episode since I started watching. Do you each realize the value each of you hold in our lives, in your viewers' lives? Thank you. Rock New. I really appreciate that. value each of you hold in our lives in your viewers lives thank you, rock new

Ocho can go bro I really appreciate that we put this together with you in mind with the listening audience the viewing audience in mind never in our wildest imagination did we think it would catch fire so soon we aim to try to be

better, get better each and every show. And as we fill each other out, we've got, I feel, and Ocho can talk and speak for himself, that I feel that each show we have gotten better and better. We're not redundant. We try to keep you educated. We try to keep you entertained.

And we try to keep you updated. So thank you from the bottom of my heart for tuning in and thank you so much, Rock New. Yeah, man, I appreciate your support. Obviously, I'm one that loves to talk. I talk a lot. Sometimes that makes sense and sometimes I don't. I've loved the opportunity,

you know, to share some of the wisdom, some of my life experiences, the good and the bad. I've loved being in a vulnerable state. I love talking sports. I love telling the stories of my past. I have so many more to share. And I like being in this space because it allows me to talk about some of the things that's going on in my life and let all of y'all in the chat know

how relatable we are, regardless to who I am or regardless to whatever way you may view me. We go through the same shit, the same problems. I like it. I like it. And I think we're doing so well as a duo because we are so relatable you know we are so accessible in a sense well me for that matter more more than none but and i'm enjoying it and we got a long way to go we got we got a long way it's gonna be a beautiful journey and this is just the beginning ronald dink is my homeboy rock on on. Today is my birthday. Happy birthday, rock. I'm on that La Portiana cigar. Ocho, I got a few of your cigars.

That's my homeboy from the crib, Rodney Dinkins. We call him rock. His dad was, like I said, his dad was my basketball coach. Hell, he might have been. No, he wasn't my football coach. John Dorsey, what you call him, was my, and LZ Bacon was my football coach. But Dink, his dad, Tony,

was my basketball coach. So Dink, I appreciate the support, bro. I really, really appreciate that. And when you get back to the crib, tell everybody I said hello. Yes, sir. Laney Ray said, the chat was talking about the things they name like cars, body parts. Do either of you have a name for anything like yours or someone else's?

Oh, yeah. You know, I call it Rollo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey. Yeah. She named she named she named that boy for me. Yeah.

Hold on. We call him'Reilly. Hold on. We call him Russell. Russell. Hey, Russell the love muscle. Hey. Hey. Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. If I was love, you, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. If I was up, you know, what time, what time, you know. Call it easy bake. Because I think with the oven. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what it was. But I think, oh, boy. I think he don't meet me. That's a good one. Easy bait. I like that. I like that. I like that. Hey, thanks Lady Ray for staying up again. Raina Jane said,

Uncle Nocho, the chat was discussing their favorite 80s band pre-show. Name your favorite 80s band or singer. Oh, Cameo. Oh, yeah. I love Cameo. Cameo. Ronald Black.

Soon as she said 80s, I went straight to Cameo. Stop playing. Damn. Man, see, I came up in the 70s, 80s when the bands were crazy, Ocho. You had Earth, Wind & Fire. You had Lakeside. You had Ohio Players. Players, Shot Lights.

Yes, you had the Funkadilla. You had the Barcades. You had Slave. You had Eat Wave. You had the Commodores. Commodores. Ooh. Man, so I, you know, George Clinton and the P Commodores. Commodores. You know,

George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars. Call them in. The music back then? I'll probably say one would be Earth, Wind, and Fire. Two would be the Ohio Players. What a boy look crazy, man. The Ohio Players. Mm. Oh. What a boy look crazy, man. The Ohio Players song was unique because there was normally

like one word. Mm-hmm. Firecracker. Yeah. Skin tight. Mm-hmm. Roller coaster. Skin tight. Fire. Skin tight. When Ohio Play... I've seen the Earth, Wind & Fire perform probably like three or four times.

They get it. Verdine, Phillip Bailey. Put him some Dave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm showing my A's, man. Yeah. Coach Brooks, 5702, thanks for showing love to my son today at the fair by taking a picture means a lot told you i love the show what are you both what what you both are

doing thank you coach i appreciate that you know ocho ocho is a guy man uh ocho is he's a man of the people uh he balances us out um I don't get out nearly as much. Normally, I'm from point A to point B. I'm really not out like Ocho is, but bro, I really appreciate it. It means a lot that you guys support us in the way, in the manner, in the fashion in which you show up for us

every single time that we have a show. And we're going to take this show on the road here in a couple of months. Oh, where are we going? Oh, Magic City. We're doing a show for Magic City. Stephanie Warfield said, Ocho,

you ever seen Trinity Rodman or Washington Spirit play Shannon? If you had to choose between live baseball or a soccer game, which one would you choose? Soccer. Soccer. What kind of question? Soccer. They say them soccer games be going crazy.

But, Unc, we got, man, listen, I got to get you out there, man, to Europe, man, to watch a game, man. I'm telling you. No, I'm more like talking about, like, I think Atlanta. What's Atlanta? Atlanta United. Atlanta United.

Yeah. I heard them things be going crazy. My daughter, she gone a couple times. I told my daddy, you got to go. Then she told my dad, you can't go. They be going, they be mobbed you. The atmosphere is nice. But I'm talking about, I got to get you to Europe.

I got to get you to Europe. I'm thinking for your first experience, you need to go to, I mean, one where, because you're not a soccer fan, like a Liverpool game. You understand that Liverpool, just picture this. The team walking out and the fans singing, you'll never walk alone. Like I've been in that atmosphere and that experience and it puts to shame our biggest sporting event. Just a regular game. Just a regular game. Just a regular game.

And you'll leave. You'll leave Anfield with a different perspective on the game of soccer. I guarantee you. If I can just get you to one game. It don't have to be there. But I'm just saying for the experience at Liverpoolpool or at anfield that would be a good one for you to start trust me jay mac what's up uncle ocho love the show i couldn't get my birthday shout out last month but ocho this question is for you what three things in life are always certain

one hint you said it life Well, that thing went down the wrong pipe. Well, pause. Life, death is... Life, death, and tax... Wait. Damn, I forgot my own quote. There's three things in life that's certain. Life, death... No.

Damn. Throw the ball at me on 37. Life, death... Felicia. Texas. threw the ball at me on 37 life death completion taxes hey I forgot my own quote man you remember how it go nah it's your quote how the hell I don't remember your quote

oh was it death taxes and 85 will always be open where I got life from I don't know death taxes and 85 will always be open it I don't know where I got life from. I don't know. Death taxes and the 85 will always be open. It's been so long since I had to say it, I couldn't

even remember it. Damn. My bad. Cameron Norwood Jr., my question is who's better? Prime, Kyrie, or Derrick Rose? Derrick Rose. But here's the thing. Derrick Rose and Derrick Rose but here's the thing

Derrick Rose was only Prime for like two years before he got hurt yes he won the MVP at like what 21 he was the youngest MVP ever he was an animal boy but he was bouncy boy god damn he was bouncy

he was that athletic he was that Russell Westbrook, Ja Morant before Ja and Russ. Yeah. Guy that could play above the rim. Now, he's not the passer that Russ is. Russ, but man, you talk about bounce. I'm talking about crazy bounce. Yeah, he nice with it.

He real nice with it. I remember that. I'm mad. If he didn't have his injuries Yeah But that's the thing His prime was only like two years Because I think he won the MVP

Like his second year, didn't he? His second or third year Because he's the youngest He was 21 His fourth year? Yeah But he was 21 his fourth year yeah but he was 21 right he won it in he won it in 20

he won it in 2011 he came out in 2008 so he's 23 wow great It came out in 2008. So he's 23? Wow. Okay. Who is better? Man, that's a hard because I didn't get to see D. Rose for an extended period of time.

I'll take Kyrie. Kyrie. I can't I can't even indulge in that conversation cause them boys yeah I think he wasn't his third year cause he came out in 2008 cause remember

that was LeBron he won it the first year LeBron was in in you right yeah you. Right. Hmm. Mark.

OK, after that one. Guys, thank you. Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. I am your favorite. What you got? We leaving? We leaving. You got to work tomorrow? Yep.

Okay, I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching tomorrow. Yeah, you know, I got to get that work on. I got to get my work on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all going to bring me on?

Y'all going to bring me in football season so I can come with y'all on Monday and Tuesday? Look, I just, hey, I just worked there, Ocho. Yeah. I just worked there. You got your foot and Tuesday. Look, I just worked there, Ocho. Yeah. I just worked there.

You got your foot in the door now, so just ask. Because just imagine a dynamic trio of us. We could be the big three. We could be the big three. Me, you, Steve, and they. And that's what Kendrick Lamar was talking about. The big three.

He was talking about us. Nah, Kendrick Lamar put something on him. K-Dog put something on him. He said the big three. I don't know what called that, Ocho. I know we ain't talking about that. I don't know. I was talking about us. Nah, Kendrick Martin put something on him. He said the big three. I don't know what caused that, Ocho. I know we ain't talked about that. I don't know. I thought everything was good. We could bring it back. We could bring it back on Sunday and talk about it. We'll talk about it on Thursday. Right, right. We'll talk about it on Thursday. Yeah.

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