Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Tiger Woods abstains from sex, Athlete Mt. Rushmores

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Tiger Woods abstaining from sex before The Masters and answer your fan questions 2:45 - Nadal withdraws from tournament  7:00 - Tiger Woods eliminating sex until tournament is over  13:15 - Spell-O-Cinco: Ocho attempts to spell bilingual, erroneous, zucchini… 26:15 - Dunk on Unc 34:45 - This or That scenarios  39:15 - Which city has the best BBQ? 46:15 - Which Michael is bigger, Jordan or Jackson? 52:15 - Mt. Rushmore of athletes  (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)      #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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issuance. See DKNG.com slash promos for deposit, wagering and eligibility restrictions, terms and responsible gaming resources. Ocho Rafael Nadal pulled out of the upcoming Monte Carlo Masters. That's the prep for the French Open. 37-year-old opted out of the Australian Open after suffering a muscle injury before pulling out of Indian Wells, and now he's withdrawing from Monte Carlo.

The latest setback comes just six weeks ahead of the French Open. The French Open, Nadal is known as the King of Clay. He's won that title, a record, 14 times. Nadal wrote on social media, unfortunately, I'm not going to be playing in Monte Carlo. My body simply won't allow me. When did you have this moment, and how hard was it for you to accept that, you know what?

That curtain is lowering that you know what that curtain is lowering you know what that's a great question because that's it that's a great question because i don't think i was able oh i don't think i was able to hit that wall because i was going before i was able to hit it you with me i'm trying not to go there i'm. You with me? I'm trying not to go there. I'm trying, I'm trying not, I'm trying not to go there without going there. Cause I don't want to,

I don't want to give a table legs, but I think I wasn't able to experience that, that wall because I wasn't there for me to hit it. You understand what I'm saying? So I left, I left, I left a little early, I left early,

but I haven't experienced it yet. That's why I think mentally, I always think I can still do it because I left a little early. I left early, but I haven't experienced it yet. That's why I think mentally, I always think I can still do it because I left in such a healthy manner. And now understanding as the years go by, listen, that thing ain't done in a while. It ain't happening. Nah, it just ain't there no more.

You know what? I did the same thing. Ocho, I left a year early. I know I could have played another year. I was gearing up to do everything to come back and play. My last year, I had 67 catches, 770 yards, eight touchdowns. I missed the last game of the season because we couldn't improve our playoffs seating. And so I felt good.

I think I finished with the second most catches most catchy yards and touchdowns behind Tony Gonzalez. And I was in year 14. Right. But when CBS called, I was like, the likelihood of my agent when I was talking, and he said, Shannon, the likelihood of that job being available next year. No, they're going to fill the position. So I ended up leaving. But I started seeing signs that I wasn't that same player. Ocho, I remember watching.

I was watching practice one day. I was watching. We had a thing. And I was like, damn, that dude's slow. I said, oh, that's me. I said, oh, God. I'm looking at you. I was like, damn, did anybody realize that?

Because, Ocho, you know your boy. I used to be. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, listen, you can get up and go now. You can get up and go. Man, I was like a cat on a marble table. I was sliding all over the place.

I was sliding back and forth, Ocho. Hey. But I did. Now, all of a sudden, Ocho, I found myself. You know how we talk about having to do all that. I found myself having to do all that er, er, er, er. I found myself having to do all that stuff to try to get over. Right. Okay. I see what you mean. I see what you mean.

It wasn't the same, huh? It wasn't the same, Ocho. It wasn't the same. Yeah. And that's the... You're the first person to know but you're the last person to accept it. And that's the hard part, Ocho. I like that.

You see it. You see it, right? Everybody else see it first, huh? You see it. You don't know. You saw it first, but you're the last to accept it. They see it too,

but you saw it first. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, listen, you know who gonna let you know first though, huh? but you're the last to accept it they see it too but you saw it first yeah yeah oh listen you know who gonna let you know first though huh Manny for sure because

guess what Ocho it's just like when you put on something you know that thing ain't right you know it ain't right you wear that to house anyway yeah and then when your hallboys get on, you love

a bad whatever. Y'all just hate. Y'all know this Versace. Y'all know this Balenciaga. Y'all just jealous. Nah, that thing ain't hitting like you thought. Nah, it ain't hitting like it ain't giving. Like the kids say, it ain't giving what it should be giving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't getting out of that

what you thought you would. Ocho, check this out. Tiger Woods is gearing up for the Masters Tournament, and he reportedly means no sex. A friend of the golf legend told the New York Post this week, he's working really hard in the gym, the source told the outlet. He's eating right. He's even eliminated sex. He does that now when he's preparing.

No sex until a tournament is over. He doesn't want anything to take away from his focus. Does Tiger realize when he was at his best, he was laying them down. He was laying them. He was knocking them down. Like dominoes. Like dominoes.

And I think, listen, this is the problem. This is the problem where Tiger needs to go back and understand. When you were at your best, when you were the greatest of all time had all the little kids wanting and dreaming not to be like mike but wanting to be like tiger golf courses all over the world were filled because of what tiger was able to do on the golf course on the green green. He was knocking them down. He was playing golf in the daytime. And he was a porn star at nighttime. Yeah.

And that is why. Yeah. That is why he was one of the greatest of all time. Because he functioned better that way. The minute Tiger lets go of all the bullshit and worried about what people say and what they write and all this bullshit and you go back to fucking? Soon as Tiger go back to fucking? Watch what happens.

Watch you in another mask. His body done broke down. But, hey, because see what happened to Ocho, he was doing this under the veil of anonymity. Nobody knew.

But when, yeah, but when the covers were lifted and everybody saw for what he was, now when he's on that tee, everybody's looking at him. Tiger's a freak! You know what I'm saying, Ocho? Now there was no more

anonymity. Everybody knew what he was doing. He was never the same. That night was in 2009 when the ex-wife took that golf tug to that Escalade. He was never the same golfer. He was never the same. Now, we didn't know at the time that when

Y.E. Yang tracked him down at the PGA, we didn't know. We didn't know that was the beginning or the end of time. But it was. That aura of invincibility,

it was. That aura of invincibility. It was no longer. You know why it was? I mean, I'm telling you why it was invincible. I'm telling you why. And after that, going to therapy, going to counseling, changing all this stuff. Not being the freak or the Christian gray that you're used to. Just being free to do as you please. Even if nobody...

The fact that people know now, fuck all that. Go back to doing what you were doing as long as it's consensual with those that you're doing it with. And I guarantee you, maybe you won't win the Masters again, but your game is going to change.

Your game is going to change. Sometimes you got to go back to the old things that worked for you. Go back to what you know. Trying to do it this model citizen way. Nah, nah, you a freak. The right way.

It's just not you. It ain't you. It's not for you. Yo, you a freak. I know you're going to see this too. I know you're going to see this, Eldrick. That's my guy, Eldrick. Yeah.

No, he was the, what you call it? Nah, bro. He should have gotten him. And the thing was, think about it. that's my guy Eldridge yeah no he was what you call nah bro he should have got and the thing was think about it he was married and knocking him down

oh shit he was married at the time yeah that's what got him into trouble oh my bad my bad my bad

I forgot I forgot he was married yeah but guess what I got that divorce come on ain't nothing holding me back now

ain't nothing holding me back now hey I ain't got I ain't got a creep dog on you come on ain't nothing holding me back now it doesn't hold me back now hey i ain't got hey i ain't got a creep doll though you come on with it hey well you shut up yeah man hey but i don't get i don't get why abstaining when you had when you had your most normally people will revert back what did i do superstition onition, Ocho. Man, I wore these underwear. I wore these socks. I ate this. And that's what most, a lot of, I'm not going to say all, but a lot of sports, a lot of athletes are superstitious.

Yes, sir. Because what did I do? How could I recreate that moment, Ocho, in which I had my best game, be it at the plate, be it on the mound, be it on the court, be it on the football field. What what did I do? Tiger.

You and you put that meat on him. Man, man. man man man you know put that beat on the grill no season or nothing man I don't know what man go back and do what you was doing man I don't go back to do what you was doing.

Man. It's the way you say it. Man. I done keep it real with it, Mojo, man. I wish you had have done that much sooner. Man, I could put that raw meat on the grill and have them going I'm just saying though Joe yeah I'm just saying

man my stomach hurt my stomach hurt hold on I gotta get some tissue, boy. You got me crying. Man, I don't know what this Tiger was. Man, hey, Tiger should go back to being who he was. Hey.

Hey, boy, you got me in tears. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Hey, Tiger. Ocho, check tears. Hey, I'm the father. Bad tiger. Ocho, check this out. Now it's time for one of our favorite segments.

It's our chatty favorite segment. It's time for Spello Seeker. That's some shit. Hey, hold on, man. Hold on, man. I ain't recovered yet. Man, Ty, we're doing that thing. Hey, by the way, you said that shit was so goddamn funny. Man, it don't even be.

I mean, what's inside there? What you hiding from everybody to know who you are and what you are? Oh, man. Hey, boy, I needed that laugh, boy. God damn, that was funny. Ocho, we got some easy words for you tonight. Oh, shit. All right, man, don't start that now. I mean, these are little, but I think you can get at least two, maybe three of these.

You ready? Hold on, hold on. I'm saying my prayer. Hold on. Chat, this is for y'all, chat. One thing that I've always done and I always promise I never let you down

because I love you so i'm gonna do this for y'all okay amen okay a person that speaks at least two languages is considered bilingual the word bilingual Can you Bilingual Ocho went abroad To learn Spanish Now he's bilingual Bilingual Bilingual

Bilingual Bilingual Oh shit Bi I know it's bi L Bilingue bylingue bi Li in wool Bilingual Fuck this shit bi Li Bi Li in GU a bilingual L Fuck this shit. B-I-L-I B-I-L-I-N G-U-A

bilingual. L. Bilingual. Got it. You for real can stop playing, for real? Baby! Baby! Baby! Man, this she

never support me, man. Damn. What time is it? 11.35. How'd she sleep? The reports that came out. Oh, you up? You up?

Oh, I woke you up? No, you got to come. I'm doing Spelocho. See, I got my first one right. Hey, um... Ray, are you asleep? I was knocked out. Okay.

Look, I was at the game yesterday. What game? The Lakers and the... Oh, DC. The Wizards. Yes. Everybody came up to me. I like what you're doing on the show. Oh, D.C. The Wizards. Yes. Everybody came up to me. I like what you're doing on the show.

Keep it up. I told you. Taking a shot, baby. Listen, I... No, you see? Listen, you have to stop allowing her. You got to stop allowing her airtime now. Nah, real, real good.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. She's not good. I told you, because I go in public and people are addressing me, hey, aren't you the dude that talked the real? I say, man, don't try me. You don't know what you're on.

My knees, what you call them, bait? Nah. Nah. The report that came out yesterday was erroneous. Erroneous. Erroneous? Wait, I should get this right, because I think I know erroneous

I'm not even playing because I've had to use that in a sentence before erroneous O-R erroneous oh you told me you already blurted it out

er E-R O er blurted out. E-R O E Two R's. E-R Damn. Come on, man. Don't be back there, man,

talking about these two R's like you ain't no spelling bee champ. Go ahead, now. Now she better trying to correct me, man. Okay, how about this one, Ocho? I don't know if you like this vegetable, but it's called zucchini. Zoo- Oh, zucchini.

It's two C's, right? You're the spelling bee champ, Ocho. I'm just here. Listen, my grandma loves some goddamn zucchini. I'm probably going to get this wrong. Z-U-C-C-I-N-I. I know I got it wrong. Z-U-C-C-H-I-N-I.

Why do... Okay, okay. Now, I only was almost close because I remember grandma loves some goddamn zucchini. Nasty as hell. Zucchini, okra, and squash. How you know?

Because it's a boogey. Horrible. Horrible. And that's her thing. That's why I knew how to spell it a little bit. I just forgot about that side of the letter. But okay. Okay.

So I'm one for three, right? Okay. Ventriloquist. Now, you know... Come on, man. That's not fair. Don't do me like that. How about this one?

We got an easy one. Ventriloquist. Come on, man. Come on. You know I'm not going to get that. V-E-N-T-R-I-L-O-Q-U-I-S-T. Ventriloquist. Hell no.

I wasn't finna get that. And nobody in the chat was going to get it either. So y'all better stop. I know you're laughing. A person that is sick

in their own mind is a hypochondriac. A person that pretends to be sick when there's nothing wrong with them is considered a hypochondriac. A person that pretends to be sick when there's nothing wrong with them is considered a hypochondriac. Okay, well, the beginning is easy.

H-Y-P-O Chondra, C-H-O-N-D-R A-C or I-A-C? D-A-C. Oh, it got to be. Was it D-E-A-C or D-I-A-C? Or can I pick one? It's either I or E before-A-C. Oh, it got to be. Was it D-E-A-C or D-I-A-C? Or can I pick one? It's either I or E

before the A-C. So it's pretty easy. Hypo, obviously hypo. And then con, C-H-O. Wait, you didn't even finish. I said D-R-I-A-C or D-R-E-A-C.

Can I pick one? Let's go con-dree. I used to date a girl named Dree. Her name was D-R-I. I'm going to go with I. Hypochondriac. H-Y-P-O-C-H-N-C-O-N-D-R-I-A-C. Hypochondriac.

Ah, so I did do it right. Yeah, we did. Baby, I got another one, baby. Baby, I got another one. And. Baby, I got another one. And the last and the bonus. I'm in a groove. The bonus one is Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope.

You talk about like, um, what's dude? What's dude? Uh, had an album. Frank. Was it Frank Ocean? I don't remember. I'm not. I'm not familiar with it.

I know who he is, but I are kaleidoscope baby. Who had the album kaleidoscope? kaleidoscope kaleidoscope it started with a K two I think if I'm not mistaken. kaleidoscope kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. Am I wrong or is it a C? Damn, what artist was that? The name of his album was Kaleidoscope. Khalees had the album called Kaleidoscope.

Khalees? Yes. You talking about Nas? Nas White? Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. K-idoscope. Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope. Kaleidoscope.

K-L. K-L. K. I know it's a K because I remember the cover. Collider. Collider. Collider. Collider.

Pay attention, man. Are we listening? Fuck it. I'm ready. You ready? K-L-A. K-A-L. pay attention man fuck it I'm ready you ready K-L-A K-A-L K-L-A

my bad my bad I be talking so goddamn fast alright kaleidoscope kaleidoscope K-A-L-E duh duh duh D-O-C-O-P-E Kaleidoscope

K-A-L-E-I-D-O-S-C-O-P-E Kaleidoscope Where the fucking I come from? Kaleida Okay, where did E come from? Kale I spelled it right What did I leave out?

I left out the I or the E You left out a lot of vowels No, I didn't That's what I said I said K-A-L How did I I spelled it right What did I leave out I left out the I You left out a lot of vowels No I didn't That's what I said I said K-L And Miguel Miguel had one too That's what it was

That was Miguel I knew I wasn't tripping Alright Ocho Damn Now it's time for you To exact some revenge Hold on What was that

One for five Two for five Okay okay Two for five That ain't bad Cause all y'all talking shit In the goddamn chat Would have? One for five? Two for five. Okay, okay. Two for five. That ain't bad because all y'all talking shit in the goddamn chat would have been 0 for 5. Don't act like y'all know how to spell ventriloquist either.

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Catch the podcast, the NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal every day. Subscribe today and you'll immediately be smarter and funnier than your friends. And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now it's time, Ocho, for your favorite segment, Dunk on Unk. Oh, yeah. You ain't finna get this. You ain't finna get this you ain't finna get this you ain't finna get this chat y'all ready you ready you ready on so first of all you finna where you going, baby? Oh, hey, first question.

Only four running backs in NFL history have at least 5,000 yards rushing and 5,000 yards receiving. Can you name at least three of them? Only four running backs in NFL history have at least. Okay. Marcus Allen. Two. Lenny Moore. Motherfucker.

Three. Okay. Okay. Y'all better recognize who I am. Y'all recognize who I am. Okay. Listen, we started off with an easy question. Don't get beside yourself.

Hold on, little fella. Hold on. You're going to see. You ready for question number two? Yeah. Let's see if you get this one. Who was the oldest head coach in NFL history to win a Super Bowl? Yeah.

How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. That excitement. That excitement done? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, that excitement, that excitement done went away quick. Andy Reid. Wrong. Listen, you was loud and proud too with your answer too. You're wrong. The oldest coach to win a Super Bowl ain't Andy Reid. It's goddamn Bruce Arians at 68 years old.

How is that? Yeah. Reed is goddamn Bruce Arians at 68 years old. How old is Andy? Yeah. Yeah, Bruce Arians, 68 years old when the Bucks beat the Chiefs in Super Bowl 55. How old is Andy? Andy Reed is

maybe 62. I don't know. He older than 62. You think so? He just't know. He older than 62. You think so? He just turned 66. Okay, okay, okay. Go ahead. One for one.

Here we go, Chad. We got him on the ropes, baby. Three players have won AP Defensive Player of the Year three times. Who are they? Three players have won AP Defensive Player of the Year. Lawrence Taylor, J.J. Watt, and Aaron Donald.

All right, you know what? I gave you that layup. I gave you that layup. I know you're hyped. I know you're hyped. Listen. Come on with it. But you don't understand it.

I gave you that layup just to give you confidence to bring you back down and humble you on the next question. Guess the following player. I have thrown a touchdown pass to Shannon Sharp. I was the first round pick. I won AP Comeback Player of the Year in 2002.

Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. I want that same energy. Yes. I want that same energy. Yes, I want the same energy. Let me get you again. Again, you're loud and you're proud. No, no, no, no.

I know, I know. Hold on. You gave your answer, Jack. It's too late. You gave your answer. You said Randall Cunningham. Brian who? Brian who?

You wronged two times. You wronged two times. You wanted your third time the charm? You wrong two times. You wrong two times. Your third time's the charm. You want to drag it? Okay. Okay. The answer is Tommy Maddox, who was drafted 25th overall by the Broncos in the 1992 draft. He threw me a touchdown.

When did he throw me a touchdown? 92? Yeah. He threw you a touchdown. Yes, he did. I watched it on film myself on VHS. Yeah, see? See how I told you? See how I humbled you real quick? I'm going to get it right once I get this one.

Oh. Let's bet something. Bet $100 you don't get this right. You got to say bet. Okay, bet. $100. You had the NFL record. Hold on. Let me bet hundred dollars you had the nfl record hold on let me get right you had the you hold the nfl record for receiving yards by then hold on hold on i got the goddamn tear still in my damn all right you ready you You hold the NFL record for receiving yards by a tight end in one game with

214. 214 back in 2002 against the Chiefs. But which tight end has the most catches in one game? Oh, that's a good question.

Ooh. Which tight end has the most catches in the game? That's a good one. It is. God damn. Ah.

I'm going to go Jason Whitten. You know what? I ain't even mad at you getting that right. Hold on. I ain't even mad at you getting that right. Hold on, Ocho. Don't say I'm right. You better not say I'm right, Ocho.

You already knew that. Because especially something like that. Look. I knew Kellen Winslow had 15. But I think I remember Jason Witten getting 16 I think the record is 16 actually it was 18 he had 18 against the Giants in 2012

I'm trying to figure out what the hell was that during that game 18 touches in a game see what okay so 3 for 5 I was 2 of 5 you only had one more what okay so what you you was only

I was two of five you only had one more but see I've done five for five I've gone five for five so I'm good I've gone five for five too five for five okay Ojo here it is it's our last segment of the night and it's called Q and A

Q and A let Q and A. Let's go. Chet, ask me anything. I don't care. I'm answering everything. Cupcake Mama asks, would you rather spend the rest of your life

with a woman you absolutely loved and adored or alone with the money you currently have in your bank account? Like right now? Would I like to spend... Damn, that's a good one, boy.

That's a really good one. And I don't want to say the wrong thing because go ahead go ahead spend the rest of your life with the woman you love and adore yeah I do that I do that Paulo

what would you do you nervous I'm thinking I think take your time now because you don't want to say the wrong thing you nervous? I'm thinking, I think. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Take, take your time now. Cause you don't want to say the wrong thing because you have to deal with that, that pressure. I know. Take my, take my black ass upstairs and go to bed. No pressure.

Uh, you know, Joe, probably one of my greatest regrets. If there is, if I do have a regret was probably not having someone consistently in my life

have I traveled on this journey so at some point in time this journey is going to come to an end come on now and all the money now all the money in the world ain't gonna mean anything if i ain't got somebody there hmm come on now so now we're talking this This is the Shannon Sharp I've been looking for. Right here. Now you see the light. Now you see the light.

Now you see why we're trying to guide you. Sometimes all we need is a little push. So. That's all you need. Now you're talking. For me, yeah.

I'm going to take the spin with someone. There you go. I like that. That's a very mature answer I'm gonna change my mind I'm gonna change that's how I know

I'm gonna change my mind tomorrow okay Lady Ray you've been absentee okay I've got this or that preference question for you guys sunrise or sunset

which one you like sunrise or sunset? Shoot. Which, what, what? Shit. Sunrise. So I like both. Yeah.

I do. I like both. I mean, for what, I'm up, I'm up early in the morning and I'm able to, I'm able to see it because I get up at 5 a.m.

every morning. Even, even, even the nights that we film and I'm sitting on here talking my mouth away, I still get up at the a.m. every morning. Even the nights that we film and I'm sitting on here talking my mouth away, I still get up at the same time, do my same routine, and I'm able to watch the sunrise.

And obviously seeing the sunset is pretty easy, especially from here in Miami because the beaches, watching the sunrise or sunset from the beach, boy, it's a beautiful thing. Beautiful thing.

I'm a sunrise person. Sweet or salty? Sweet. Sweet. Ooh, that's tough. Man, I love me some french fries. And burgers. Well, I mean, obviously, I like french fries as well.

But if I had to choose between... Give me salty. Oh, shit. I think I want to choose salty. That's a tough one. And I eat McDonald's fries all the time, but I just said sweet, Almond Joy, Snickers. Oh, yeah. Mine is Zero Bar.

That's my favorite candy bar. What the hell? Zero Bar? What the hell is that? It's a candy bar. Old school. You don't. What the hell? Zero bar? What the hell is that? It's a candy bar. Old school. You don't know nothing about it. Zero?

Zero. Yeah. Beach or the mountains? Never heard of it. Beach or the mountains? The beach. I don't want to be no goddamn mountains. I don't even want to see no mountains.

I mean, it's a beautiful view when you're driving, but mountains can't do nothing for me. That beach? Now, that's what I'm talking about. I'm going to say beach. I ain't no mountains person. Back massage or foot massage? Oh, foot massage. I like when she rub my feet.

I like that back. I love that back when she say, turn over me, daddy. Don't get your own, y'all better. Right there. You know, oh, yo,

cause all of a sudden, you know, she start rubbing my back, you know, she get no glute. Right, right. And all of a sudden, she like,

are you Superman? Cause that was your, I be, I be elevated. You know what I'm saying? That baby don't be probably about me spinning around. Right, right.

Give me the back. Give me the back. Always late or always early. Okay, always early. Man, you late. When have I ever been late? Listen, I work in corporate America because if you come late where I work at,

your ass gets fired and they're going to replace you. So when am I ever late? I'm never late. You're always late. To what? To bed? Yeah, to bed. I'm asleep by nine o'clock every night

and you got me up three, four hours past my bedtime. That's the only time I'm late. I'm probably always early as most of the always late. You don't broke matter to have to try to start on time. So I already know we ain't gonna start till 1010 or 710.

When have we ever not started on time because of me? I'm always here and ready and available. I get my lighting together. I do my lashes. I do my brows. I be ready. I didn't want to put your business in the street.

But guess what? When? You just woke up. Remember? We were late because you just woke up. Eyes red. You didn't have no jersey on or nothing. Are you right?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. But listen, listen, do you see the energy I've had from the entire show from the beginning?

Listen, from the beginning to the end, you know why? Because I took my black ass a goddamn nap because I knew I wouldn't be able to sustain staying up the entire time.

I got me a nap too. You know, you did. You know, most of the time, remember how I say sometime we get to the end of the show, I be fighting for my life? I ain't fighting for my life tonight.

We can go two more hours if you want to. Kashawn Thomas asked, what's up, Uncle Nocho? Let's rank who has the best barbecue. Memphis, Texas, Kansas City, Carolina. Who you got? Damn, barbecue barbecue you know what I'm mad I'm mad

I don't indulge in enough enough barbecue in different cities to know the goddamn answer but I'm just gonna say Kansas City for the simple fact

when I hear people argue about on Twitter when it comes to barbecue it's always goddamn Kansas City when I hear people argue about the best barbecue, it's always goddamn Kansas City. When I hear people argue about the best gumbo, it's always

goddamn New Orleans. When I hear people argue about, I mean, you get what I'm trying to say. So it's hard for me to have an argument in this case when I don't hear about ribs outside of any other city except Kansas City. What about Texas? Texas is known for barbecue.

And Memphis. Anytime somebody, anytime somebody I hear anything about Texas, they always bring up some goddamn water birds. Yeah. Third?

Behind Memphis. If I had to, I think. Wait, behind Memphis? Memphis known for. Yes. Memphis is known for.

Barbecue, yes. Okay. I've never even, I've never even been to Memphis, so I wouldn't know. Let's start there. I ain't been to Memphis. Probably, I've had more Texas

than Memphis, but probably Texas, Memphis, Kansas City, Carolina. But dry had dry rubbed in Memphis. Them dry rubbed ribs that Memphis got? Dry rubbed.

I don't know what that means. I know in Miami and Highland Miami Lakes off 67th Avenue by Don Shula Restaurant the ribs I know about eating was Tony Roma's. Tony Roma's baby back ribs.

Them motherfuckers used to fall off the goddamn bone. Now, I'm sure the ribs I'm talking about don't compare anything to the ribs of people in the chat and the experience that you've had in some of these places in Memphis and Kansas City.

That's all I know. Where we put it up. I'm not a huge rib eater. Kansas City. That's all I know. Let me put it up. I'm not a huge rib eater, so the extent of what I know is Tony Williams. Ash, who you got? Put it to the chat. Memphis or Texas? Because I think those two

will top Kansas City and Carolina. So, Memphis or Texas? We're going to put it in the chat. We're going to let y'all guys decide. Best barbecue, Texas, 48%. Memphis, 26%. Carolina, 14. Kansas City, 12.

Wait a minute. Wait, who was first? Who was first? Texas at 48. That's not... God damn it. That's what Texas is really known for, Ocho. I need to get out a little more.

That's what Texas is known for, barbecue. I need to get out. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Naraya Serrano said, hey, we ordered a bottle of portier in February, but we're still waiting. You said pre-orders would be fulfilled,

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Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jeremy Shepard said, Uncle Nocho, my friend and I have a debate on who's more influential. He says Michael Jordan. I told him Jordan couldn't watch Jeremy Shepard said, Uncle Nocho, my friend and I have a debate on who's more influential. He says Michael Jordan. I told him Jordan couldn't watch Michael Jackson's Dirty Draws.

Please settle this debate. Wait, what did he say? Who's more influential? Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan. That's two completely different ends of the spectrum. Two completely... Entertainment-wise, we understand how important Michael Jackson was.

Sports-wise, when it comes to basketball and being influential in the game of basketball and inspiring a generation of kids, young kids, with the shoes, that's completely different.

But I mean, oh shit. Most influential MJ. Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan. I don't... Like, people... Think about if Michael had been Michael in the internet age.

That's what you don't understand. Michael sold sold a hundred million albums when you had to actually buy them I mean people no streams physical copies yeah you're right it's too different

ooh man it's too different and see Michael was a prodigy Michael was a prodigy from Michael being 7, 7, 8 years old Jackson 5 he had his first what 72 that's a good question

I'm going to steal that I'm going to steal that tomorrow I'm using that so who you going with Jordan or Jackson I'm going to say Jordan because people still wearing Jordan to this day to Jackson. I'm going to say Jordan. I'll go Jordan. Because people still wearing Jordan to this day. Not very many people that walk around

with the jackets, with the zippers on. We appreciate and love his music still to this day. They go to Halloween parties, they still dress up as MJ. With that glue. They got a show in Vegas

oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh that's a really good one because you can pull from so many different areas where both of them are very influential based on what people are still doing to this day

like I said I don't think people I think people don't really, really understand Michael at his height. How big Mike was? Yeah, I don't think they know. A lot of that, when the transgression came out about the

other stuff, but when you talk about the 80s? Yeah, it wasn't nothing like it. It wasn't nothing like it. But you it wasn't nothing like it but you know what that kind of that kind of fame scares me though no no no i mean i would i can't go nowhere you can't do anything i would never yeah i would i would never ever it'd be impossible to get that that kind of famous but the kind of famous where you're worth more dead than alive i don't like i don't like that i don't want to you know you you did you get what i'm doing that the kind of yeah where you're worth more dead than alive. I don't like, I don't like that. I don't want to, you know,

you, you, you, did you get that? The kind of, yeah, I don't want that kind of fame where I'm worth more dead than being alive. That's,

that's that, that, that, that, that, that, I couldn't, I couldn't,

I wouldn't be able to, I mean, it's hard to like go, I mean, can you, I mean, Michael couldn't do anything since he was like 10. So he grew up his whole life in isolation.

He couldn't go anywhere. I mean, Michael could go places. Michael Jordan can go places when he was in high school. He could go places even when he was in college. Now, once he got to the NBA, after 84 happened, he wasn't going nowhere alone. But Michael Jackson, he really never had a childhood. Yeah. No, he didn't going nowhere alone. But Michael Jackson, he really never had a childhood. Yeah.

No, he didn't have no childhood. Where could he go? I mean, he was singing with the Jackson 5s. He had a top 10 song, I think, in 72 when he was like 13. So he gave all that up. I mean,

he don't know what it's like to go sit... He was forced to give it up. go sit he was forced to give it up he uh I mean he don't know what it's like to go sit in a movie theater by himself he gotta rent the whole theater you know how you gonna go shopping he gotta rent the whole shopping center

yeah I think you know what is funny I think a lot some parents sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't Joe Jack he was forced Joe Jack, he was forced into being successful. He was forced into being great. Yeah. But if you look at it, you think about it, think about all the kids that were great. Serena, Tiger, Michael Jackson. Look at the influence that their father played. Mm hmm. Very played. Very early. Very early. You know what I always wonder?

I do. I don't know if I mentioned Tiger. Tiger. Yeah, you did. We always see. I always wonder if there was any pushback at any point. We never get to hear about that part. We always see.

We started early and we see the finished product. I want to know what happened in between. Was there any pushback at any point where that individual or that child said, you know what, this ain't what I really want to do and the parent actually

made them do it anyway? Probably. Back then, there was no pushback back then. Pushback what? What would your parents say? Would they say pushback, man, please? I get what you're saying,

but you know what I mean. For sure. But I think the thing is, Ocho, once you taste that success, success is addictive. Once you taste it, it's a wrap. Ocho, we want to thank the Knight Capris because guys, right now, you put us in the head of the Kelseys.

So we want to thank y'all. We got to keep this up. I think the voting ends April 15th or the 16th. So we got to keep this thing going, guys. We got to keep this thing going. So thank you very much. Tony Turner said, Uncle Nocho, love the platform, gentlemen. Thank you for your knowledge, your personal experience with us. Who's your Mount Rushmore best athletes?

He said, pick five. Mount Rushmore only has four heads, He said, pick five. Mount Rushmore only has four heads, but we'll pick five. Voting is April 18th for the Webby Awards Best Sports Podcast. Who's your Mount Rushmore? I mean, of athletes? Pinky? Pinky Wesley Pipes

Thank you You sit here counting I already know you going to Kaboom, John Hold on, okay Mount Rushmore athletes Deion Sanders I'm going to start there LeBron James

Can I do that or no? Yeah, sure LeBron James this is tough for sure this is very tough because there's so many Deion

LeBron I'm going to go baseball I'm trying to think of someone in baseball that's just a phenom at what he did. God damn it. I'm going to go hockey.

I'm going to go only four. Four people, right? I mean, he's like an, so that means you got to pick all the groups. Ali is first for me. Ali going first. Ali first?

I probably go. I'm going to go Floyd. I'm going to go Floyd. And the fourth one, obviously because I love soccer so much, I'm going to throw Ronaldinho in there. I'm just going to go Floyd. And the fourth one, obviously because I love soccer so much, I'm going to throw Ronaldinho in there. I'm just going to throw Ronaldinho in there because to me, to me, he is special. He just didn't have the discipline and structure of a Messi and a Cristiano.

If he did, I think Ronaldinho would have been the greatest player of all time, even though I still think he is, despite his inability to focus and lock in consistently. I like... I'm going Ali. Mm-hmm.

Ooh-wee. Yeah, that's tough, man. That's tough. That's tough. Ali. I'm going to put Serena. Ooh, god damn it, man. Serena, I'm going to put... That's a good one.

I should have... Mm-hmm. The last two. Mm-hmm I'm gonna go I'm keeping it to the states because I don't you know go all over the world mm-hmm

oh man I'ma go Oh My son is watching CJ what they do CJ Fucking love you baby My son is watching He naming

The question you just asked What are you saying He texting it to me He says Serena, Tiger, Jordan Floyd or Kobe Serena, Tiger, Jordan, Floyd, or Kobe. Serena, Tiger, Jordan, Floyd, or Kobe.

See what they do? What's happening, blood? You know... You're missing your last two, right? I got Ali, Serena. Yeah, I ain't put I ain't did no Jesse Owens.

I ain't did no No. Oh, you went throwback. Oh, no. Who was that? The Brown Bomber? Joe Lewis. The Brown Bomber. Deontay. Oh, that Brown Bomber. No, he was the original. I'm thinking you're saying Joe Louis the brown bomber Deontay oh that brown bomber no he was the original

I'm thinking I'm thinking you're saying bronze my bad he's the original brown bomber uh you got Jim Thorpe who won the pentathlon

in the Olympics um fuck I'll go Tiger that's a good one now how do I choose between Jordan, LeBron Michael Phelps

and Usain Bolt yeah and what's what's the gymnast name? Which one? That's married to a young bull.

Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm forgetting the name. Uh, what's her name? Well, she the real deal. Simone Biles. Simone. Yep. Miss Biles. Miss real deal. Simone Biles. Yep, Miss Biles. Miss Biles. Miss Biles.

Ooh-wee. Take your time, Pastor. I go Jordan and LeBron. He told... Basket told me to pick five a lot of times I ask celebrities to come on and I'm like okay pick your Mount Rushmore rappers

how many did I get? bro, Mount Rushmore got four heads four heads, yeah pick your gold R&B singers. How many? Four, four. Okay, so check this out. If you and Ocho are involved into a big street fight,

you can pick three martial art fighters, dead or alive, who you got? The fight with us? Bruce Lee. Shoot. Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee,

number one. I'm picking Bruce Lee, Imp Man, and Tony Jaa. Who? Imp Man and Tony Jaa. Who is them people? You'll find out

when I show up. Hey, I want me Bruce Lee You know what Bruce Lee Conor McGregor And Kimbo Slice We gonna be the

Braves of you Man we gonna beat Y'all ass man Man we gonna beat Y'all ass man I mean but you know You can take Chuck You ain't take Chuck Norris

Nah nah nah nah I ain't take I ain't take a Chuck I ain't take Chuck Norris. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I ain't take, I ain't take a Chuck. I ain't take, I told you, I told you I got. We, I don't know. Me, Conor McGregor and Kimbo Slice. We running through whoever. Nah, my team going to beat the brakes off you. What's up guys?

WrestleMania on Sunday. Who are you? Some of your favorite pro wrestlers and And is Booker T underrated? Damn, you know what? I ain't watched wrestling in so many years. I'm talking about wrestling for me goes back to Jimmy Super Flash Snooker. That's how long. Dusty Rhodes.

That's how long. The Hulk Hogan beginning. Andre the Giant. I haven't watched wrestling since then. You know, Ocho Wrestling used to be regional. So you had Georgia Championship Wrestling, you had Mid-Atlantic, you had the Midwest, you had the stuff like that.

And so Georgia Championship Wrestling is what I watched. And my grandfather would take me and my brother, we'd go to Vidalia, we'd go to Savannah, we'd watch it. And so the old school wrestlers like Bobo Brazil and

Ox Baker, Pac Song, Mr. Wrestling No. 1, No. 2, Brute Bernard, all the, you know, Mitchell Superfly Snooker, but Andre the Giant and Abdullah the Butcher,

Dusty Rose. Remember Junkyard Dog? Yeah. Brett Hitman. Rufus R. Freightrain Jones. He had a nephew named Fisher Delivery Jones. So I go way, way, way back with the wrestling when

it wasn't like it is now. But man, I just love some wrestling, man. Ocho, man, you don't know how me and my cousins used to pile in that car and go see wrestling, see Rick Blair and Greg the Hammer Valentine, Ricky Steamboat,

Tully Blanchard, all those guys, Blackjack Mulligan. Who else? Man, we saw Tony Atlas. Obviously, we saw all the, you know, even the small one. The Haiti Kid. The Fabulous Moolah.

Man, oh, it's your band. Look here. Razzleck. That was my gig there, man. The Super Destroyers, the Road Warriors, Hulk and Animal. Oh, the Road Warriors,

Ultimate Warrior. Yeah. Yeah. The Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, man. It was a day. We saw

Ted DiBiase. Varon Von Raschke. Oh, man. That was bad. Look here. Man, we used to go see a

Those were the days those little people can't call them that derogatory term the M word the little people wrestle like I said we saw man we hey Ojo I used to wrestling was I used to go and I know I'm talking about all the old school wrestling

the Georgia championship wrestling and then it went to the NWA and then it went to WWE. I think WWF and then WWE. I never saw, I never saw Hogan wrestle, but I did see, you know, Rick,

obviously Rick Flair, who's probably the biggest name, you know, um, but all those guys, man, I used to love some man. Look here.

Stephanie big, your nightcap fam been following you for, for years. Oh, Joe, where the reason I used to love them, man. Look here. Stephanie Biggs, your Nightcap fam, been following you for years, Ocho, were the reason I became Bengals fans. My question is, what's the biggest challenge of fatherhood in your life? Let me think for me. The biggest challenge. Being hands-on but being

hands-off. That's a good one right there. Probably being hands-on but being hands-off oh that's a good one right there being probably being hands-on you being hands-on being hands-on as much as possible and not allowing the financial part to always leave not suffocating that makes sense of course it does yeah yeah so i'm i'm trying to that's that's something that's something i have to work on well not not I'm a little a little bit more hands on now because they have the time

to do so I'm not because they grown so you know I just hope that me and their moms did a great enough job all I just ask the kids

to always be respectful of your mom you don't always agree you're not going to always agree what she has to say but listen to what she has to say. Try to understand why she's like saying,

but like I tell them, I say at some point in time, you got to let them get it grown. You calling me until I have a talk with them about what? What? What I will say,

you grounded? They got their own house. They got their own car. So I think that's the hardest thing is that, you know, being a kid and you can't, Grounded. They got their own house. They got their own car. So I think that's the hardest thing is that being a kid and you can't shield your kids from everything no matter how hard you try. You can't insulate

your kids. You can't put them in a bubble wrap. You can't shelter them. You're going to make mistakes as a parent. They're going to make mistakes as a kid. It's just life. It's just... It's life.

It's called this thing called life. You try to minimize the mistakes on both of your... Yes. But... And the 90s beekeepers were very popular. Do y'all carry... Do y'all carry...

Oh, beepers. Okay. In the 90s, beepers were very popular. Did y'all carry beepers?ers okay in the 90s beepers were very popular did you did y'all carry beepers would you bring them back if you could any good or bad experience that you would like to share with only one i never had a beeper wait a minute well i dude i still got my old beeper i never had one oh i still got hey people in the chat people in the chat y'all know how to find um you know on twitter you can find pictures you can find pictures of stuff that i've tweeted somebody just just randomly find the picture i had not too long ago i had i had my beeper and posted on twitter i still i still got it like from way back then

from way back then somebody somebody in the chat send me that uh that picture to my twitter man so i can see it once i'm done. My beeper's in here somewhere. If they could bring those back, that would be dope. And those 80s... No, the block phones. Okay, yeah. I still got that. Yeah, I still got that. You still got yours?

Yeah, but that was Motorola, right? That's Motorola, wasn't it? Yeah. They had the big block, and then they came out with a little smaller, a little slimmer version. Yeah. Uh-huh. But yeah, I had... with a little smaller, a little slimmer version. Yeah. But yeah, I had, I should have, I got all my phones. I kept all my phones.

The little StarTag, all those. Yeah. You still got your flip phone and everything? The Razr? You had the Razr? Yep. Hey, you know,

you probably get a lot of money for that, man. Ain't nobody gonna get them things or something in there for it. You know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, for it. You know. You know. I'm just saying. Hey. You don't want nobody to see that? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I'm with you. I'm with you. Spike Lee ain't got nothing on my video library. You know what I'm saying, though, Joe? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay.

I like that. I like that. Man, I just can't. Because, you know, back then you couldn't film. There wasn't no cameras on the phone. You couldn't. Yeah. Boy, that camera was so goddamn bad. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit that like button.

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