Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Travis Hunter's insane Shohei Ohtani comments + 49ers trade Deebo

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to Heisman winner Travis Hunter saying playing both ways in the NFL is more difficult that Shohei Ohtani pitching and hitting in MLB, the ...49ers trading Deebo Samuel to the Commanders, and much more!04:00 - Travis Hunter on playing two positions12:11 - Deebo Samuel to Commanders18:53 - Will Howard off at NFL Combine23:25 - Spark it or Skip it39:30 - Q&Ayyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:44 is more difficult than Shohei Otani hitting and pitching in baseball. Let's take a listen to what Trav had to say, Otcho. Hey, you want to, what? What's more difficult, you doing football or what? Probably me, when I do a football because it's a lot on your body. You know, Tony, he's a great player, but you got to do a lot in football. Ain't him close.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Hey listen, completely different size of the spectrum. Boy, hey Trav, I know you're going to see this, but until you can get in that cage, you hear me? Just the batting can. Y'all don't even want no real pitcher. Just the machine. Tell them to turn it up to 90 to 95 miles per hour. Let me see you hit it.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Just a fastball. I ain't talking about no slider. I ain't talking about no curve. I ain't talking about no sinker I ain't talking about no curve. I ain't talking about no sinker. Ain't talking about no change up, ain't talking about no curve fastball. Just straight heat. The most difficult thing to do in this world is hit a baseball coming at you. Just a fastball. That's it. Just a fastball. And it's difficult as the game of football is. And I love you, you're an exceptional talent.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Yes. But it's not even comparable. But if you think about it, we can only- It's not even comparable. Ocho. Man. We can only track two players in Major League history- Dion and Bush.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Do you have actually- no. To play baseball, pitch, and hit. We're talking about Babe Ruth, and we're talk about Shohei Otani. Yes, sir Troy Brent we saw Troy we saw Troy Brown do that with the Patriots play office the defense. Yeah Brian Jordan did it time did it? Do you see the level Shohei Otani is the best player in baseball. That's different. He could be a number one starter for your pitching staff and he's the best hitter in baseball. He can hit for average, hit for power.
Starting point is 00:06:36 He can run the base. Trav, I love you bro. But the hardest thing to do, and I've talked to a lot of guys that did, I talked to Bo. Bo said the hardest thing to do is hit the baseball. I talked to Time. Now we're talking about two of the greatest athletes to have ever played, you name a sport, Bo and Time are two of the top five.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Okay, if you want Jim Thorpe or whomever else you want to put into this equation, but I tell you this, Bo Jackson and time are two of the top five athletes that we've ever seen. Yeah. And both of those guys told me, say hitting the baseball is the hardest thing to do. Very difficult. Very difficult. Very, very difficult.
Starting point is 00:07:19 And to do it at that level. Now we're going to have, we're going to see you, Trav, come in. Now, Ocho, we've seen Sheldon Ohtani at the highest level do it. Yeah. And be on All-Star and be an MVP. Now, Trav, you gonna have to get one of them All-Stars, you gonna have to get to the promo now.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, I listen to this. To match this. There's a chance he could do it. There's a chance he could do it as rookie year. Especially, especially. For sure. Listen, the last rookie, the chance he could do it is rookie year. Especially, especially, the last, listen, the last rookie, the last. As a DB or a wide receiver? Last wide receiver I came, I heard him come out with this kind of confidence and say some
Starting point is 00:07:55 of the things he's saying and live up to everything he's saying with Jamar Chase. You know, it wasn't outlandish or something like this, but I'm just saying, confidence, the confidence that Travis Hunter has with, hell, Jamar Chay said, I'm coming into the league, and I got drafted by the Bengals, and I'm coming out and I'm bringing every record. Every record. He ain't lying. And he ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:08:16 He stood on business about everything he said and meant it. And Travis Hunter had that same type of cash aid and same type of confidence. That's why I believe there's a chance he can do it. He can do it. Cuz now- I'm not saying he can't do both. He's not gonna put the number of plays in it that he did in college. That's difficult.
Starting point is 00:08:40 He'd have to have the condition of a 15,000, I'm trying to think what's the longest distance race at the Olympics. And the kind of- Marathon. Yeah, the kind of wind and lung capacity you need to do something like that at that extreme level. That's too much.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I'm just thinking about exerting that kind of energy, messing around with Ike Taylor and then being tired. I'm thinking about a 12, 13 play drive. And now we kick a field goal, now we come back, now I'm on defense. Man, man, stop. It's different. And he's going to find out there are guys that are closer to his skillset than he previously thought.
Starting point is 00:09:38 That's the thing about the NFL, Ocho. You find guys that, hold on. Man, I used to be able to do this, I get, but. Wait a minute. Damn. Why am I still here? Yep. And at that point, the only thing that separates you is your technique. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Only thing is going to be interesting to see because, you know, uh, even no matter who you think is not a really good receiver right they were probably better than the receiver that he went against mm-hmm that's the thing about it I'm people don't realize like how good the guy you say that's a bum oh you don't think he's good people don't realize how good they actually are with you all right yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look who they playing against. They playing against guys that make them look like that. Right. It's just like those guys that you see,
Starting point is 00:10:32 ah, that guy on the bench, you'll never get in the game. OK, go down to the wire and play one on one and watch what he do to you. Go to lifetime and watch what he do to you. Put you in a blender. What's in a blender? But you can put you in a blender. People don't really like pros, like guys that they get paid to do this. Uh huh. May I please.
Starting point is 00:10:58 You want to estimate the joke, man, you don't you can't do that just because because the level I mean, you look at a LeBron and a guy might be the 13th or 14th guy you like but that guy yeah this is what I was telling somebody the guy that you think is the 13th or the 14th guy on the bench that guy is closer to LeBron than you are to the 13th or the 14th guy on the bench think about that what I just said, Ocho. The 13th or 14th guy on the bench is closer to LeBron than what the guy said at home talking issues to the 13, 14 guy on the bench. I gotcha. Simply because the guy, the fact that he's on the bench, I mean, we'll leave it at that. He's actually on the bench.
Starting point is 00:11:44 You think, oh, he he on the bench. Okay. Okay. And that lets you know. But I'll make you see. Look, I said this, I thought DB, because I think he's more sound as a DB than he is as a wide receiver. I think, I think he out athletic, his athleticism, it gets him by a lot of stuff. Now not to say that he can't fine tune
Starting point is 00:12:11 and get some nuances of the receiver, but I think right now you can just drop him in right now, Ocho at DB, and he understands having been coached by time. I think he has a great, his timing, his ball skills are really, really good. And for him to be like long-legged Yeah, you can transition really well Mm-hmm. He can get in and out of breaks really well. Yeah, he tracks the ball exceptional
Starting point is 00:12:35 Great hands, you know, you got great hands on your cousin You do wide receiver so, you know, he got great hands and for him It's just not good enough for him to knock the ball that he's trying to take the ball away And take it and go the other way with it at that. Go to the other way. It's a dance. So, uh, the big news of the weekend, Ocho, the 49ers have dealt Devo Samuels to the commanders in exchange for a fifth round pick as a part of the
Starting point is 00:12:59 trade, Washington is taking on the remainder of Sam's contract, paying his full $17.55 million salary in 2025, due to the commanders not have the most dangerous offensive core. They have Jayden Danes at quarterback, who was offensive rookie of the year, Bryan Robinson Jr. running back, Terry, scary Terry McLaurin. They have Deebo Samuels and Zach Ertz.
Starting point is 00:13:27 They also have a, a dynamic. They don't know me. They owe me Brown. Yeah. Listen, they've, they've improved. They've improved tremendously. I mean, hell, they were, they were in NFC championship. Huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:39 They were in the NFC championship last year. And then you bring a dynamic playmaker like Devo Samuels over to your offense again, and what does it do for yourbo Samuels over to your offense again. And what does it do for your quarterback? It takes pressure off your quarterback again, even more pressure. I don't have to do more. What do you mean we got Debo Samuels? You know how many things he can do?
Starting point is 00:13:55 He's a little Swiss Army knife. He can play in the side and go outside. You can put him in motion. You can put him in the backfield. You can do so much with him. You know, so as long as the creativity is there. I'm not sure who the coordinator is. Look, Kingberry. Oh, it's Cliff.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Oh, man. Oh, man, they straight. They straight. Listen, Klingberry ain't no different than McVay. McVay, Klingberry ain't no different than Andy Reid. I'm just saying from a creative standpoint and knowing what to do and using your players to their strengths. So I think they're gonna be fine. Oh They definitely gonna be fine. I mean, but what the 49 is gonna do now. They talk about Len Braden Brandon, I you too 17.5 17 million So they traded a fifth round for him,
Starting point is 00:14:47 then the Cowboys traded the fourth round for Mingo. Mmm. Oh, my bad. What'd you think of Ocho? Jerry Jones? No, they do not have Ocho. Do the commanders have the most dangers? No.
Starting point is 00:15:14 The dangles? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, did Saquon retire? No. They still got AJ. They still got Devante. And they still got Goddard. No. AJ they still got Devante hmm and they still got a
Starting point is 00:15:27 Goddard No And they don't have the most dang it, but I they they improved tremendously. I'll tell you that for sure. Hey, they improved tremendously a lot Now are we sure that are they are they better than Detroit? Oh That's a good one. Well,and Ra? Wait, hold on. With Jameson Williams, Armand Ra, St. Brown, and LeBron? I don't know. And Gibbs?
Starting point is 00:15:50 Oh, Montgomery? Yeah, Montgomery. Are we sure? No. No, no. Hey, that's crazy. Uh, you throw Minnesota in there. Addison, Jeddah, Jones, Hawkinson.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Minnesota. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Hawkinson, Minnesota. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Green Bay Wicks, Reid Dobbs Watson. Oh, check this out. I'm Jacobs. Devo Samuel, Terry McLaurin, Marshawn Latimore has a $61 million cap hit. Jayla Hertz, AJ Brown, Devante Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Garter has a $66 million cap hit. Jayla Hertz, AJ Brown, Devontae Smith,
Starting point is 00:16:25 Saquon Barkley, Dallas Gardner has a $66 million cap hit. Howie T. Off. Howie works with magic. Hey listen, you know who need to work some magic? Who? America's team. They ain't got none to work. the magic America's team.
Starting point is 00:16:50 They got done the work and they got the, uh, they say the reports are they about to franchise a diggizua. So that's going to be 25 million hard cap. You can't spread it. DAC is about to be what 90 million against the cap CD. It'll probably be, you haven't cap CD. You haven't even signed. You haven't even signed Micah. Right. I think, but to give them a little breathing room, you know, they'll, uh,
Starting point is 00:17:12 they'll restructure DAC. They give them a lump sum on the front end and the sign and bonus. They'll free them, free them up. You know, some of that cap and that's, they are, that's their fault. They, they want to wait till the last minute to do that. They do. They did that. That's what fault. They wanted to wait till the last minute to do that. They do. They did that. That's what they always do.
Starting point is 00:17:27 That's why you wait till the last minute, now you got a franchise with Diggy Tua. Now, if you don't sign him, guess what? He gone. Yeah. But you mess your cap up. You got to have some foresight in order to see like, you know what? This guy's a player for. I know, hey, go to him, sign him a little early.
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Starting point is 00:21:04 He's one of the quarterbacks that opted to throw the NFL scouting combine over the weekend. And his performance brought mixed reviews and was deemed inconsistent. He missed multiple passes, including a couple of deep balls down the field. Chidor came to his defense. I don't understand why y'all hating on Will Howard. He just wasn't in at it. It's hard to throw to receivers it that you don't know. Everyone runs routes differently.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And y'all want QBs to come to the combine and throw. Listen, we talk about quarterbacks that just coming off seasons, we could turn on the film. What are you judging someone in shirts and shorts? It does nothing. Everybody looks great, all American, in shirts and shorts. What do you do once you put the helmet and shoulder pads on and your cleats? How do you perform then? How did Will Howard perform then?
Starting point is 00:21:58 What do you think, Jeremiah Smith? Yep. Come on, man. What are we talking about? Oh, I want to make sure you look good. I want to make sure you pass the eye test on your shorts and you hit every receiver that you never thrown to before and complete every pass. Get out of here, please. Yeah, it's tough. I mean sometimes you get nervous, sometimes I...
Starting point is 00:22:22 Man, I ain't used to run. Man, first of all, I used to have my ankles taped. I have no ankles tape. Man, bad, bad. I mean, I had never been on tour before in my life. Right. Like it is what it is. Somebody will give me a chance. Yeah. I was like I sure hope somebody that
Starting point is 00:22:49 that take me they don't play on turf. You know who I thought was gonna take me Ocho? The team that I had the most contact with? Who I talked to the most? Who that? Cincinnati Bengals. Hey, what? You could have been over there with your boy, huh? I figured the Cincinnati, Seattle, because they had called, asked where I was gonna be. Right. And Cincinnati, Seattle, who else? I really, I didn't hear from Denver.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Maybe the Patriots, because their guy came several times and worked me out. Yeah. Oh, Philly. Philly. I talked to Buddy Ryan rest his soul. I talked to him a lot. So I was like, I just knew I say Philly, Cincinnati or Seattle.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I was like, damn Seattle player. I say Cincinnati play on turf. Seattle play on turf and Philly play on turf. Cause you know, the vet was terrible. Right. The vet was every year was voted worst, worst field condition. Yes. Seattle was on turf cause they played back then, Ocho, they played in the
Starting point is 00:23:55 kingdom. Yeah. I don't know if you remember the kingdom. Um, and then Cincinnati like man, Cincinnati don't win ish though. Hey, that's not necessary. And then lower, but whole Bronco country. Hey, you go. Hey, you go.
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Starting point is 00:25:14 Turn on the film, man. There's a lot of film for Will Howard and what he did at Ohio State. What are we talking about? Oh, he didn't throw well. Oh, we talk about shorts and his shirt. I get it. Stop playing, man. Ocho, Roe Sparks is a game changer in the bedroom.
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Starting point is 00:25:56 what we'll be doing in this little game. Now it's time for our newest segment, Spark It or skip it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. If we talk about an item in the bedroom, and you and I both decide we talk about an item in the bedroom and you and I both decide if it's a yes spark it if it's a no skip it okay okay not this this is this is right up my alley right here I like this spark of the stupid okay okay okay you know you know talk to me I don't I don't I don't pop one. Just a K, just a K, just a K. Hey, you spark it.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Wait, you don't, no, wait, you, you pop one right now? Don't worry about that. 15 minutes, 15 minutes. 15 minutes. Alright, Ocho. First one. Wilt Cream. Spark it or skip it? Spark it.
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Starting point is 00:27:17 What did you talk about? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Nope. I don't want to... Time out, time out, time out, time out. You gonna make a mess, old joke. What the hell I'm going to do lay down plastic in my bed for? What did I tell you? You don't listen, man.
Starting point is 00:27:32 You're not a Hall of Famer. You didn't become a Hall of Famer by not listening. What did I tell you to do with the whipped cream? You put it where? Tell the chat. First of all, I don't really get down with whipped cream like that, because I don't really put it on anything. And I'm definitely not going to put it on the hoo-ha.
Starting point is 00:27:48 You... Uh, you got...we got it. Listen. There's a reason...you know, I ain't going to go there. I'm going to...okay, okay. It's too messy! Yeah! That's too messy! Oh, sure, you're going to mess up the mess! You don't mess up. You have to do it light.
Starting point is 00:28:08 You don't just spray it all over the place. You got to, you know, I have OCD. So I use the whipped cream the right way. You turn on the stomach. There's a reason there's a split there, could you suppose that? Ah, oh. Hear me?
Starting point is 00:28:22 Woo. I'm trying to keep it clean as I can and professional. There's a reason there's a split there. Huh? Listen. Let me finish. When you get steak, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:34 When they cut the fillet down the middle, don't they? Yeah. They ask you to cut into it, see if it's prepared to temperature. Why do you think it's already cut? There's a reason when you flip over there's a reason there's a cut there okay no market skill Alright, Ocho, the next one, ice. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:08 It ain't no yes, it's spark it or skip it. What you mean spark it? Okay, spark, yeah, spark. I told you, yeah, spark it. Now listen, this is what you do with your ice now. Now depending, especially, this is something you can do. Now I'm trying to help you out now. I'm trying to help you evolve now.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Now if you got somebody new, it could be Michelle, it could be whoever else you say right now. There you go. Listen, don't stay with me now, really quick. I'm telling you what to do with your ice. Blind folder, you hear me? Blind folder, get you some crushed ice, not the regular ice, not the big cube, because that's what mess everything up.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Now, boom, you take missionary, right? You hear me? Take the cup of ice, missionary, put toes in your mouth at the same time. Oh, see, there you go. You hear me? Take the cup of ice. Missionary. Put toes in your mouth at the same time. Don't, see, then you go. You hear me? Skip it! You're ruining the mood.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I was in the mood. I'm trying to get you. Nah, see, I like, see, you take the ice, Ocho. And you know what I'm saying, Ocho? You take the ice. Right. She think, she on her back. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And you go, you run down the neck, and then you go over there for it. Oh, man, this shit was bad. Ocho, let me live. Damn! That's, that's what I'm talking about. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. run down the neck and you go over there for it. Oh man, this shit was bad.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Oh come on. Let me live. Damn. That's that 1940s. This man done ruined my fantasy. This is my fantasy. And now he done jumped in my dream and ruined it. But you talk about a dream that happened in the 1800s.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm finna cut the lights on. No, I'm sorry baby, I gotta go. Cause I was having a dream about what I want to do and my partner ruined it Do you understand what you talk about what you just described they was doing at the Roman Empire? Good, and that's what they did to Helen of Troy Not a burn that estate, but anyway She probably needed some bikes.
Starting point is 00:30:45 You know what I'm saying, Ocho? But then, Ocho, I'm a start out. Then you turn over, come down, you know, you go down the back. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? Oh, this ain't kindergarten. That's old, man. Man, look here. I ain't trying to see.
Starting point is 00:31:00 You try to do too much, Ocho. See? I ain't trying to do on it. Then you talking about taking the ice and coloring in between the lines like come on man. No No, oh Joe really I'm on this. I don't really need none of that Then I'll about that whatever the time You cut into my 36-hour window
Starting point is 00:31:19 Right, but you got you gotta understand. I even though you had the roast, before you take the rose sparks, that's the main course. You follow me? No, you take the rose sparks way before, because you need feet, because once you put it under your tongue, it's gonna take it about 10, 15 minutes for it to dissolve. Right, okay. Because now it glows into the bloodstream,
Starting point is 00:31:40 goes straight into the bloodstream. Okay. Now, 15 minutes, you don't age. I'm gonna say you don't a You know, I turned to the side At a pop that thing up turn to the side. I'm good. So you know, I'm talking. Yeah, so where you from, you know, okay Yeah, what you do? How long you been here? Oh, okay. I'm surprised I've never seen you before.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Right. Mm-hmm. You wanna drink? You gotta ask if she wanna drink. You got some, well, I got some water. I mean, most of the time, you know, when you engage in- Oh, I got some of that.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I got some of that old shake by Le Porte Vier. There you go, there you go. I do got some wine in there somewhere. Hold on, let me see. Let me see if I got some wine on you. Hold on. Yeah, you got to offer any kind of drink, you know, to sit them down and make them feel comfortable. Now, I don't drink. I'm just, I ain't tell you I am. I just saw it in the movies. Chad, y'all hear me? I don't drink, I'm just, I ain't tell you, I am. I just saw it in the movies. Chat, y'all hear me?
Starting point is 00:32:50 Chat. Anyway, back to the road sparks. I have mine, make sure y'all need to go get yours. You have to fill out everything. It's kind of like almost prescription based, based on you and what you like. Pretty cool. It worked for me. I tried it.
Starting point is 00:33:11 My introduction to it, I started off. Right before starting and I screamed. This is Sparta. There's something you guys need to try. I'm into role play a lot. The world Sparksarks work wonders. It works wonders. FYI, Ash, if you can hear me, I'm getting married.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Now you know, hey, you know, I only braided this off. It's the good stuff. We went to the cellar. Yeah, that's the good stuff, okay, now come What is that? What is that? What is that? That's Cayman's. Hey check y'all know about this, right? Who is Cayman's now? I got that. I ain't gonna pull that big magnum out cuz we know I Got this. Oh I don't know. I don't know nobody nobody know but you know, everybody don't know none of that stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I know, but they know. But everybody don't be wearing that red, so I got a nice Rizzly. Who? You ain't got no apple cider though. You got some apple cider? Nah. You ain't got no apple cider? Nah. You ain't got no apple cider? Nope.
Starting point is 00:34:27 So, you know. I always think, you think I'm behind the eight ball, or I'm getting left out, the fact that I've never had alcohol? I mean, I'm just saying, listen, I know at the live show, I let it touch my tongue. You know, it was out there in Vegas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I didn't, I ain't drink it. I just took it back, it touched the tip of my tongue. It burned. And I went, I, you know, went back down with it. This is good. This is a good year too. This is a- 72? Cabernet, this is a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a Okay. Okay. So we both say spark with the with the ice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Lights.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Spark or skip. Lights? Yeah. You like the lights on? Well, I like I like them off. I like them off because what you think? Wait, what you think? Hehehehe I'm a visual, I'm a visual Hey, hey Someone brought me out my shell For the longest time, you know Okay
Starting point is 00:35:34 Man, hold on, I'm trying to think Let's see, 20 Hold on, you just said something about your shell Before, uh huh It's about her? Oh, they put me, who the heck can see me? Oh, I thought you, oh, I thought you was talking about? Huh? You talking about her? Oh, they put me, who the fuck can see me? Oh, I thought you, oh, I thought you was talking about somebody, okay, my bad, my bad. Nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I thought you saw who we were talking about last week. I thought y'all, y'all like, she called you. Oh! You said somebody brought you out your shell. Now that's only- No, when I say brought me out my shell, that, you know, it used to be Lights off shades down. Okay, and then she's like, you know Yeah, so I like the lights on
Starting point is 00:36:16 Okay, okay, you want to see everything if you want to see everything going on Yeah, yeah, I like it. Yeah, it don't matter. It don't matter with me. You know, because it's- I'm big. I'm big. I'm visual. I like to see. I like to admire. Right, right, right, right. Damn.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Right, yeah. You want to keep that visual the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. I understand. I understand. You know, I'm like, damn. Feeling pretty good.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I understand. You know, I'm like, damn. Feeling pretty good, I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like where you're going.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I like where you're going. Yeah. I mean, I ain't saying it's gotta be like Broadway lit up like that, but I'm saying, you know, a little light so I can see, you know, dimly. I mean, just so I can see the silhouette you a silhouette type of guy? Yeah oh absolutely hey speaking this you know what this ain't the place of the time but I'm with you when you're right
Starting point is 00:37:20 yeah it means this ain't the place of time, but I'm with you when you're right. Yeah, man. Ain't nothing like that. I'm gonna keep the cue. Okay. Yeah. Get a little sup. Get a little sup so I'm gonna, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Woo. Ultra, you are spark on everything. Hey, that's the whole point book be a spark Wait, wait, wait, say it again. Oh a book be it spark You know why you want bunk beds because the first one the bed at the bottom, you know She have you know, she do it hit a lot on a Palmer, you know the honor Palmer is The drink? No, when she squirt, it's called on the Palmer.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Oh, Lord have mercy. It's a mixture of fluids and, and you don't think you know that? No, we, we definitely skipping that. Okay. Oh no, you ain't no, you gotta, you gotta put your face in it. Do what? You put your face in it. Nah what? You put your face in it. Nah bro, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:38:28 You, God. Wait, you gotta live, man. Nah, bro. Mm-mm. I'm out. Hey, you just ruined it. You ruined a good night. Let me take my wine and put it back up.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Hey, Chad, I'm going to take my wire and put it back up. It's okay. It's okay. It depends on, well, listen, Ms. Nasty, have you watched Ms. Nasty B videos? No, I have not. Right. Listen, this would we do whenever y'all, you know how you remember when you was a little kid, you go to the water fountain,
Starting point is 00:39:09 remember how you pressed the water fountain? Yeah. And the water shoot, that's how you do the same thing. You kiss the armor polymer like that. Nah, no. Okay. No. Listen, I'm trying to help you, Ebo. That's it.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I'm just giving you ideas that you can try. I don't want them ideas. I'm taking no ideas. Chat, don't take any suggestions. Well, everybody needs to chat. They do the same thing I do. I mean, you're the only one left behind. I know.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Well, that's okay. I got left on purpose. You ain't gonna make it. See, I was late. I saw the bus. I just chose not to get on it. Make some noise for the greatest shooter of all time, Steph Curry.
Starting point is 00:39:50 We went live for All-Star Weekend for a new podcast called Goat Greatest of Their Hair. And we ranked our top five shooters from the 2000s. Paysia five dirt four. Paysia is a lead. Okay, okay. I'm mad at him, I left him off my list, but I still like my list.
Starting point is 00:40:07 You won't believe who Steph left off his list. That's so tough. That's why we have these conversations. Yes, absolutely. Steph talked about what separates the truly elite NBA shooters. When you have a scouting report and you're on the list as not just a shooter, but we have specific rules for how we guard you. There's a fear factor that's associated with any time you're wide open, like you might as well just count that and get on back on defense.
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Starting point is 00:42:28 We all have moments like this. Something happens that's supposed to break us. But it's in these moments that we discover what we're really made of. I promise you, if anyone knows this, it's me. I'm Ashlyn Harris. Alright, it's time for our last segment of the evening. It's time for Q&A. Elijah Moses, what's up, I'm about? Oh, I have something you might say to Luca LeBron about the starter player, like their video game. PS2, PS3, PSP.
Starting point is 00:43:11 It don't matter, Lakers and Five. Clippers, Dippers, Skrippers. Lakers and Five. LT said, stay with me now, LeBron Chevron, Charlize Theron. Lakers and five. Lakers and five. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Dr. Frank L. Bellamy said, Hey y'all, y'all always say that football is moving a man against his will. Is it safe to say that a woman can have the same power? Why or why not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it safe to say that a woman can have the same power? Why or why not? Yeah, yeah Yeah, you know what a man you know what a man is willing to do to please a woman and so he has access to do Consistently that is getting the man to do
Starting point is 00:43:59 What he wants against his will as long as he can get you know, what? Yeah, I'm asked what it comes down to all at the end of the day What he wants against his will, as long as he can get you know what. Yeah? I mean that's what it comes down to all at the end of the day. Always, Unc. In order to get that, you gotta do this. It's always been that way. In order to get that, you gotta do this. That's it.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Uh, Kemper Noah Jr. said, Unc, my question is, who is the best on-screen TV dad or best actor to play a role of a dad in a movie? John Q. Denzel. Or can we go with, um, oh my goodness, I cried. Will Smith, what's the movie, Unc? As a father- The Pursuit of Happiness? Pursuit of Happiness. Man. And the only two I can think of off the top of my head that were fathers played
Starting point is 00:45:00 magnificent roles. Ward Cleaver. Leave it to Beaver Dad. Well, look, we know he kind of fell from grace, but the greatest TV dead was was the Hustable, Cliff Hustable. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Absolutely. What about him and James Evans? James Evans pretty good. I like Fred. What about him and James Evans? James Evans was pretty good. I like Fred. What about Fred Self? He and Lamar was a trip, boy. But yeah, James Evans, but probably Cliff Huxtable. The standard back then. Yes. Jeremy Short, hey Uncle Nocho,
Starting point is 00:45:44 love this show I watch every night. Can y'all wish the mother of my child and girlfriend, Alma, a happy birthday. Also, our daughter, Lilani? Lilania? It's turning seven months. Alma, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Happy birthday. Liliana? Okay. Okay. Alma, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Liliana, okay. Okay, Alma, happy birthday. Jeremy wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Thank you for bestowing the greatest gift upon him, which is his daughter, Liliana, who turned seven months today. So happy birthday to her. So happy birthday to you guys. Continue success. Hopefully you guys did something really really fun today, something special today. Happy birthday and many many more to come. Piano my Magnus. What's up Uncle Nocho? Can I get a birthday shout out my birthday is March 2nd and I turn 19 my name is pronounced Magnus
Starting point is 00:46:50 okay Magnus it is spell Magnus happy birthday Magnus happy birthday Magnus and you know the name sounds like one of the Greek gods or something. Like, you know what I mean? Huh? Magnus, that doesn't sound like a German name, huh? Nah, man, sound like he was back there with Caesar and Apollo, Magnus. No. No. No. No?
Starting point is 00:47:26 No. I like it. Mark Anthony, Julius Caesar, Cassius, Calpurnia. Magnus Aurelius Decimus. No, Marcus Aurelius. I know, but I'm just saying Magnus. It all flows the same. Magnus, Marcus.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Is it? It all flows the same. Magnus Marcus. That's it. All right. That concludes this episode of Nightcap brought to you by Boost Mobile. Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store, boostmobile.com, to join their nationwide 5G network today. Thank you guys for joining us as you watch the Lakers take down the Clippers for the second time in three days by the score of 108 to 102. The Lakers were led by Luca Dodgett. He had 29 points, nine assists, six rebounds. LeBron James had 17, nine assists, five rebounds.
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