Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: TSA Horror stories, Lakers playoff push, the 3-second rule

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Shannon nightmare travel weekend, debate the merits of the 3-second rule, and much more! 1:00 Lakers lose to Wolves, currently 9th seed17:10 Zach Edey missing out on profits due to NIL law since he’s Canadian23:50 Do you still use the 3 sec rule?26:20 Nightcap After Dark36:30 Spell-O-Cinco43:47 Dunk on Unc1:00:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Lakers improved to 45-33 and moved into eighth in the Western Conference, a half a game ahead of the number nine Sacramento Kings. For the first time since December 29, 2023, the Lakers are among the top eight seeds. They won four straight, nine out of ten overall, and it's their offense which ranks

third in the NBA in points scored per hundred possessions since January 7th. That's what turned their season around. We're in a really good spot, Austin Reeves said. It's all about peaking at the right time. Since February the 1st, the date that's what turned their season around. We're in a really good spot, Austin Reeves said. This is all about peaking at the right time. Since February the 1st, the date that's expiry to win over Boston without LeBron James and Anthony Davis,

the Lakers are 21-8, tied for the best record in the West with the Dallas Mavericks and the second best record overall in the league behind the Boston Celtics, which are 24-5. They're in a dogfight right now. What's the score? They lost.

They lost to... They played without LeBron tonight. Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis only played 12 minutes. He must have got hurt. Damn. He got hurt. They played Minnesota? They played Minnesota. They lose

117-127. Roy had an outstanding game. He was 11-17 from the field. 4-5 from the three. He had 30 points. D-Lo was 5-19. He didn't have the three-ball goal tonight. He had 15 points.

Austin Reeves had 14. Jackson Hayes had 19. Reed, Nazir Reed, was 6 of 8 from the three-point line, 12 of 16 from the floor. He had 31 points. Ant-Man had 26 points. And they win 127-117. The second quarter is what did the Lakers in.

Minnesota outscored them 46-27. So they outscored them by 19 in the second quarter to basically blow the game open. How many more games left before the... They were 45-33, so now they're 45-34. 34. So 77-5. Five. So with the five games that's left, what do they need to do? Do they need to win out? Well, they're in the play-5. Five. So with the five games that's left,

what do they need to do? Do they need to win out? Well, they're in the play-in. They're trying to... In the play-in, you want to be seven. That way you get the home game. You lose, you get another chance.

Ah, okay. Listen, goddamn LeBron, LeBron go ahead and rest. AD, get yourself healthy. Well, goddamn LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, go ahead and rest. AD, get yourself healthy.

Well, he rested tonight. He didn't play tonight. That's perfect timing. Perfect timing. Be very, very, very,

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Well, right now, there'll be the seven, eight, there'll be eight, nine, they'll play Golden State. What Golden State is going to show up? It don't matter we whipping that we beating them it don't matter which goal the state's

we whipping them we whipping them oh man hey that's funny god damn Lakers man I thought you were supposed to be taking me to a game

man I'm trying to man I gotta go to a game when I'm over here with you every night oh you ain't me to a game, man. I'm trying to. Man, I got to go to a game when I'm up here with you every night. Oh, you ain't been to a game yet? I went to two. Remember, I went open at night. Right.

And I went to a Saturday game. Actually, they lost to Golden State. Steph and Clay went haywire shooting the three. LeBron had 40, but they ended up losing. Matter of fact, this is perfect time. They got five games left. Today is Sunday, right? I'll be in L.A. Tuesday all the way to the 14th.

So if they got a game between Tuesday and the 14th, just let me know. We'll go to the game. That might not be my game. What are the last five games? I think they're home a couple of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm going to be in L.A. for two weeks. Two weeks. I'm coming to get my goddamn phone code. That's what I'm coming to do.

The Lakers only have three games? That's right. They got three games left, Ocho. They got 79 games. I don't know what I'm thinking about, they got three games left, Ocho. They got that 79 game. I don't know what I'm thinking about. Five, 79. Well, ask, ask. When they play Golden State.

Which game they got at home? I said, what? Oh, that might be my game. Oh, that's our game. No, it's tomorrow. I'm talking about the day after tomorrow. Tuesday night. I got to see if that's my game.

I'll be there. Tuesday night. Be there. This week or next week? But I'm flying in this Tuesday. I get to L.A. at 8 o'clock Tuesday morning. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think that might be my game.

Yeah, that's our game. I'll be there. Yeah. I hope it's our game. I'll be there. Yeah. I hope it's our game because I know Cleveland was my game but I was flying. Man, don't you know?

First of all, I'm glad we brought that up. Man, I had to fly. I had to fly. I normally fly. Obviously, everybody knows I normally fly Delta but I wasn't able to fly

Delta this time. And yeah, it was an experience, Ash. Very bad experience. Wait, who'd you was an experience, Ash. Very bad experience. Wait, who'd you fly? Wait, tell me who you flew first.

Well, who I flew didn't have anything to do with what transpired to me at the TSA. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hold on.

Let me get it covered. Man, Jordan. We're having a TSA, huh? Man, you know, I can't go through the regular. I got to go get the scan because I got my hips. Right, right, right. So I don't even waste people's time, huh? Man, you know, I can't go through the regular. I got to go get the scan because I got my hips. Right, right, right. And so I don't even waste people's time. I was like, you know,

it's like, okay, go ahead, Mr. Chairman. I said, I need to go through here. Yes, sir. So, you know, bang, look, got lights off my hips, down around my ankle, and my groin area. Lights up. I said, okay. He's explaining to me, okay, Mr. Sharp, we got to pat you down. Right.

Anytime we go, yeah, we're going to go to the inner gonna go to inner thigh you know legs we're gonna use the front of our hand but we go to the groin we go as you already know as we go to the groin area in your back side we're gonna use the back of our hand right okay cool no problem the guy go i i whirl around you know hey arms out you know yes sir pat the back of my hands inside of my leg boom boom boom I spin around so he start

okay you know Ocho we gonna go up and down we gonna go side to side go ahead and do your thing bro hey I'm cool up and down side to side

up and down side to side right yeah what down, side to side. Right. Yeah, what do you say, Ocho? What? I feel something. Yeah, I say, I bet you do. I'm a man.

It's called a... It's called a... Ocho. So now I'm agitated. Ocho, I'm agitated. I'm highly agitated now. Because I think... I say, man, don't play with me.

So by this time, I start to raise my voice they said what's going on what's going on i said this mofo done hit my groin area three times right right three times uh-huh i said don't play no guy said don't play with me i said as a matter of fact let me hey because at this time i had somebody that uh uh had a personal service that got my bag and go i said, he say, I feel something. I said, oh, man, you're supposed to feel something. Right, right. Come on. I said, I'll tell you what, I'm going to go

to a private screening because I'm agitated. I'm on one now. Right, right, right. I'm about to risk it all because he's playing with me. So, man, Ocho, so I get back, I get back, they take me in the bag. Yeah. And the dude, I said, bro, how many times, Ocho, so I get back, I get back, they take me in the back. Yeah.

And the dude, I said, bro, how many times, I said, you tell me what you think I'm hiding. I said, you tell me what you think I got down here. It was the same person again? No, I said, he ain't touching me. Because I'm going to have to whip him. Man, Ocho, I said, bro, I said, so, hey. So the lady came to me and said, she said, come down. I said, ma'am, I can't.

I said, this man done gone over my groin. Side to side, front to back, three times. I said, I can't calm down. I said, I don't play no games. I said, I don't play like that. But they said it went off. I said, I told you I had artificial hip from the jump. I said, I'm a man. What the hell you think I'm supposed to have there?

Hey, man. That's funny. Hey, listen. I couldn't have been there, boy. I would have been on the floor laughing, boy. I would have been laughing. I can see you snapping right now. If you this passionate right now, imagine right there during the situation.

Man. Imagine right there during the situation. Man, I was, because these people, and the thing is, he's like, I feel something. Oh, Ocho's boy. Something went, Ocho, something went over me, Ocho. Boy, look here. I don't want him. I guarantee you. I ain't no way.

There was like six or seven TSAs. Ain't no way they could have contained me. I would have told Dulles up. No bull jive, Ocho, because he ain't playing. I said, bro. I looked at him like this. I said, bro, don't play with me. And you was going to whoop all six out?

Man, I would have ran through them fools, boy. Because dude was trying to play some guy. He playing. And I don't play like that. I don't play. My grandmother would say, boy boy don't play with grown people and I don't play with grown people hey man I couldn't have been there

I couldn't have been there bro and the lady's like he's fine just let him go he's fine I go through everyone they hit me one time side to side front to back boom gone about your business Mr. Sharp gone about your business Mr. Sharp Sharp. Gone about your business, Mr. Sharp. And so now I'm already agitated.

I'm already on one. I'm not feeling myself. Well, you know what I do, Ocho. You know I say, you know what, Shannon? You got five hours and 42 minutes. Calm down. It's going to be okay. Put my seatbelt on. I always put my seatbelt on because I don't want nobody waking me up once I come down. I have to sleep on a plane because I get sleep when I can. Buckle my seatbelt on always put my seatbelt on because I don't want nobody waking me up once I come down

I have to sleep on a plane because I get sleep when I can buckle my seatbelt I'm asleep 30 minutes into the flight Ocho guess what don't tell me somebody woke you up Mr. Shaw will you be doing

a vagina I don't want this bull jive I say, ma'am, what was the purpose of me putting in my order? If you're going to wake me up and I ask you, the order is already in! She said, well, Mr. Sharp, what it

is that after we warm it up, we can't serve it to you 30 minutes. I say, you... I said, ma'am, it's not your fault. I said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said, ma'am, I's not your fault. I said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said, ma'am, I'm going to go back to sleep. And if I'm not awoke by the time you serve and the 30 minutes passes, let it go.

Let somebody else have it. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Mr. Sharp. Didn't mean to wake you. So now, man, y'all be laughing at the chat, man. And so now Ocho, Shelly buys me a pass to get internet service.

She forgot to give me the password. So now I'm stuck. Five hours. Five hours and 42 minutes. So I'm about to be five hours and 42 minutes with nothing. They ain't got no TVs on the plane. They ain't got no, they ain't got no, they ain't got no, they ain't got no TVs on the plane. They ain't got nothing.

And I remember, uh, last time, uh, my sister, I said, man, you know,

I had to fly all the way from LA to Atlanta and we had no wifi. She told me, well, you know, that was God telling you needed. Well, I said, God didn't say that.

God, I said, God, it was God. I said, I said, I said I think that is what God wants. I think that is what God wants. I think I think my God, my God is kind. My God is merciful.

He ain't gonna put me on no plane with no internet and no TV. Man, man, Ocho. And so I was like, man, I said, ma'am. I showed him a little thing. I said, ma'am, I showed him a little thing. I said, ma'am, my sister bought me a pass so I could get wifi, but she forgot to give me the password. She said, don't worry about it. She said, here, take mine. She gave it to us. And so I said, oh man, thank you. I said, her name was Adele. And I told Adele, I said, Adele, I'm going to

tell the story that you let me use your Wi-Fi on the flight. So Adele, on United, on the flight from Dallas back to L.A., thank you so much. You guys were amazing. Amazing. But boy, Ocho, that dude, that dude, ooh. Hey, well, you had a bad day, man. And I was, Ocho, because I was in Virginia.

I have an autograph signing. And I don't really do signings, Ocho. I do an autograph signing about every five years. So, last one I did, Ocho, 2019 in April. So, I had just saw,

as a matter of fact, as I'm walking out, I spoke to Micah. I ain't gonna tell you what you hear and I talk about, but I spoke to Micah I ain't gonna tell you what you hear and I talked about but I spoke to Micah Barry hugged Barry talked to Barry me and Barry exchanged numbers Emmett said man I've been trying to call you

man you changed your number didn't you I said yeah how you know he said I've been trying to call you that's how I know Emmett was my road dog me and Emmett used to back in the day before he got married now but I ain't gonna say what we did, but me and him was like that. Yeah. Who else did we see?

But, you know, so I'm good. I saw all the boys, Rod, Smith. I saw my boy, John Elway, Ed Mack. So I'm good. I'm in a good mood. Yeah. Man, this dude ruined my day at TSA, Ocho. Messed everything up, huh?

This man ain't gonna tell talk about I feel something. Yeah, listen. I'm telling you now, like if you, you love flying on all these airlines and you continuously choose these airlines

that mean you no good. Now, again, I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I'm on Spirit. I'm going to LA. I'm on Spirit. I have no issues. I'm going to LA. I'm on spirit. I have no issues. Haven't had any issues.

I'm not sure if you paid attention to the news lately of all these 737s, emergency landings, engine parts falling off in the middle of the air. United, if I'm not mistaken. I saw some with American Airlines.

I saw some with Southwest. And there was a chart that came out in some of the safest airlines and some of the best. And I just want you to know who was first. Guess who was first? Y'all got the highest

customer complaint. Guess who was first? Because we worried about safety first. That's what matters. Safety first. Spirit Airlines. Y'all play to take off.

You got to pay a set. You pay $100 to land and you pay $250 to take off. You pay $200 to take off and $350 to land and you pay $250 to take off and $350 to land. No, you don't. No, you don't. What you did know,

now I'm an ambassador for Spirit Airlines. I'm an ambassador and a consultant for Spirit Airlines. So, listen, everybody in the chat, if you want to fly,

cost-efficient, you want to get from point A to point B without any issues and no problems, come on over to Spirit. But you do realize that the 737,

that's not a Delta thing. That's not a United thing. Oh, no, no. That's a Boeing thing. Yeah, that's a Boeing thing. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I know.

Do Spirits have 737s? No. No, sir, we don't. I know you don't. You have Cessnas. No, sir, we don't. No, sir, we don't. That's why we have...

That note. That's why we have... Y'all can't put before people don't. That's why we have... That note, that's why we have... Y'all can't put before people on there. That's why we have no issues. Yeah. That's why we have no issues. That's all that matters. Spirit Airlines, we're about safety first.

Man, y'all... That's it. Y'all be like Charles Lindbergh, the spirit of St. Louis. Take your... Man, it takes you 48 hours to get from the East Coast to the West Coast. Listen, if it takes 48 hours, you 48 hours to get from the East Coast to the West Coast.

Listen, if it take 48 hours, you're going to... As long as you get there, you're going to get there. It don't matter. Hold on. I'm looking at world's safest airlines. Yeah.

Qantas, Qatar Airways, Air New Zealand, Singapore, Emirates, EVA Air, Iphid Airways, Alaska, British Airways, Virgin, Australia, Atlantic, Hawaiian Airlines, Airways, Alaska, British Airways, Virgin Australia, Atlantic, Hawaiian Airlines, Southwest Airlines, Delta, American,

SAS, Finnair, Lufthansa, KLM, United. Spirit is not on here. Listen, I don't know what you're reading. I don't know what you're looking at. World's Safest Airlines. That's what I'm reading. Yeah, what's the date on that? 24.

That's a lie. That's wrong. That's wrong because it just came out just the other day. Oh, yeah, it just came out four days ago. I'm glad you mentioned it. That's what we just found. That's wrong. I don't care who tell it.

I know that. As long as it gets disseminated. Listen, I know that's wrong. I just retweeted it too, so I know that's not what I'm talking about. Just because you retweet a lie don't make it the truth. No, it ain't no lie. Because if I retweet it,

I fact check before I retweet anything. And lo and behold, I've seen that flight. Man, Singapore Airlines, they got that thing laid down. Singapore Airlines? Oh, I'm going to fly that. Oh, I got to get on that.

Wait, you ever been on Emirates or Qatar? Going over? No, I haven't. Oh, the double- to fly that. Wait, hold on. I got to get on that. Wait, you ever been on Emerson guitar going over? No, I haven't. Oh, the double decker? Yes. Man, listen, man. Oh, boy. I can shake the cover. I can become a member

of the Baja Club. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Say no more. Say no more. Listen, the sides come up and those beds roll all the way down and it's only you.

And you put that side down where you don't want to be disturbed. When I had to work the World Cup, when I had to work the World Cup in Qatar and we had to take Qatar Airlines all the way over and I had to take Emirates, I took Emirates,

I had to take Emirates to go to the Maldives, if I'm not mistaken. Maybe it's the opposite way. Either way, I've never seen nothing like that that's unbelievable

the hospitality the minutes I'll be watching it I'll watch it on on IG they be coming they be serving good old hot food

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen there's a little turbulence along the way but that's not a bump in the road that's someone in cabin three seat. That's on Shay Sharp. Shay, y'all on Shay Boogie.

Shay Boogie, get down, get down, get down. Listen, you hit that no fly list real quick now. That's all right. You know, hey, get down, get down. Pull them fangs down. All I want to do. Hey. Hey, you.

Hey. Man, they better stop laughing. They better live. Let me get on nothing like that. Hey, but that's the cream of the crop when it comes to flying. Chad, really. The Chad want to know, but nah, it ain't no Chad. the chat want to know

it ain't no chat it's Ash wants to know did anybody take a video of that TSA incident you know what probably not because ain't nobody

had their phones because you know once you get to that point oh yeah yeah you can't you don't put your phones up but if I hey

they might even put it out but boy I was man hey if I was there I was boy, I was... Man. Hey, if I was there, I would... I was ghost pepper hot. Yeah, I would have been in tears laughing. Man, don't play. I don't play.

Like I said, I don't be playing like that. I don't play no games. Ocho, check this out. Purdue's Zach Eadie missing out. He's in the National Championship game. Number one Purdue takes on number one UConn. He's missing out on profiting

due to USA NIL law. Purdue Center has been frustrated in the United States with law that prevents him from capitalizing on NIL deals on American soil. Eadie, who's Canadian, is at Purdue on a student visa. He's not

legally allowed to make any money through NIL deals. What kind of bull job is this? I thought it was, uh, what do they call it? Capitalistic. I guess only if you're in America, you can be capitalistic. But anyway, that takes place however there are loopholes. For example, he can accept NIL money if

the work that lead to the money was done elsewhere. Huh? That don't make no sense. Edie can do NIL deals when he's home in Canada or when he or Purdue travels internationally. The man about to go, he said Friday he can make money off his jersey sales, which he describes as passive income.

They got to listen. They get that man his money. Yeah, I'm sure they have loopholes around it. I'm sure he's found loopholes around it. People that want to do deals with him, they just got to keep it on the hush. They got to keep it on the hush, but that's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous. All because of Bevisa and Canada. Listen, there's a way around it, and I'm sure they found plenty of ways around it to make sure he gets his money. I tell you what, even though that is ridiculous, though, that's ridiculous.

If he win the national championship, Purdue probably going to throw him a little something. Yeah. Yeah. If he win the national championship, Purdue will throw him a little something. Because they had a national championship

game for the first time since 69. And if I'm not mistaken, that's when Kareem's team, he was known by his original name. I won't call him that. He changed his name for a reason. So, I think UCLA beat them in 1969.

They was in the title game. I think they went to the, they went to the final four one year with Joe Barry Carroll. By how you know these people from way back then? they went to the Final Four one year with Joe Barry Carroll. But how you know these people from way back then? 1969. That was Kareem's last game, wasn't it?

I was one year old. Didn't they go to the Final Four again with Joe Barry Carroll? Let's see what year Joe Barry Carroll played. I think Joe Barry Carroll played for Purdue. Actually, if I'm not mistaken, I think Boston drafted him and traded him for Robert Parrish. Anybody know this off the top of my head? Off the top of their head?

With Joe Barry Carroll, right? If I'm dreaming. Right. Okay, that was the... Yeah, people don't realize this. They used to have a consolation game, Ocho. So, the teams that lost, so you had the Final Four, so you had four the teams that lost, so you had the Final Four, so you have four teams.

The teams that didn't make the Final Four, they would play to see who finished third and who finished fourth. Right. So they used to have a consolation game. UCLA, yeah, UCLA, that was Larry Brown's team, but they had Rod Foster. As a matter of fact, Louisville won the national championship that year with Darryl Griffith, Dr. Duncan Stein.

I know who that is, though. Yeah. They had the McCrae, Scooter Rodney McCrae. I think Darryl Brown or Wiley Brown. Might have been Derrick Brown or Wiley Brown. I think Milt Wagner was on that team too. DeJuan Wagner's dad. Look up and see if you can see that roster from Louisville.

That was Denny Crum's first national championship. If I'm not mistaken, Denny Crum was on the staff with Coach Wooden. Rocket Rod Foster. I remember him from UCLA. Man, that lady got a goddamn AC on 60 degrees, man. Shit. Who?

Do we have their rosters on there? Oh, you put it up. You put it on my thing. Ash is putting the rosters up. Is it up? Oh it on my thing Ash is putting the rosters up is it up oh okay yeah Jared Evans, Scooter Rodney McCray Darryl Griffin

Captain Dr. Duncan Stein, Derrick Wright Wiley Brown yep yep uh I remember that was uh that was in 69 that was in 80 that was that was in 69? No, it was in 80. That was the 80 National Championship.

Magic won in 79. Okay, okay. Magic, the Michigan State team. I think Kentucky Kentucky won it in 78 with Kyle Macy. In 77, I think Marquette won. Marquette beat North Carolina in 77.

76, that was the last undefeated team. Indiana won it that year. Bobby Knight, I think they went 32-0 with Scott May. And Kent Benson won that year. Oh, Bobby. Hey, Ocho, I don't want to give you my nod. See, Ocho, you look at this. I'm just going on.

I'm going on. I'm moving on. I'm moving on. I'm listening. I'm hearing you. I'm hearing on. I'm moving on. I'm listening. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah.

Al McGuire. Al McGuire was the coach. Coach Al McGuire was the coach in 77. The Marquette team. That beat beat Coach Smith in 77. And I think Joby Hall. Joby Hall was the coach of Kentucky in 78

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry you good you good you good see listen

the way you rambling off about that about basketball now if we talk about soccer I can give it to you I can go I can go just like that too

we can start back from the 60s 70s 80s 90s 2000s up to now. Yeah. Norm Sloan. Wow, I didn't know Norm Sloan. Now, I would have never guessed Norm Sloan. I would have never got Norm Sloan was the coach of North Carolina State

and David Skywalker Thompson. They beat UCLA. Interrupted their streak. But anyway, we can continue. We're going to continue on, Ocho. We got something that you said. What did Ocho say? Okay. Ocho, you tweeted. Y'all ain't played three-second rule growing up. Y'all grew up like

the Royal Family. Don't eat off the ground. Do you abide by the three-second rule? Yeah. Y'all grew up like the royal family don't eat off the ground. Do you abide by the three-second rule? Yeah, when I was a kid. Yeah, kid. I ain't a kid now. Period. It don't matter.

Three-second rule. Matter of fact, I mean, y'all probably didn't do it with Chad. Y'all, Chad, I know y'all stay with me real quick. In high school, in high school,

you know, sometimes you have a honey bunny you have something in your hand and your homeboy slap it out your hand real quick. Yeah. You hit the ground, you got five sometimes you have a honey bunny, you have some in your hand, and your homeboy slapping out your hand real quick. Yeah, yeah. You hit the ground, you got five seconds. You got five seconds, you got to pick it up real quick.

And you still eat it. Same thing. No. She got the cookies wide open, wide open, and going to lift them up, knowing it's not closed, and going to blame me. It's about, oh, I'm going to throw it away. Throw what away?

Man, you got five seconds to eat that. What you talking about, oh, I'm going to throw it away. Throw what away? Man, you got five seconds to eat that. What you talking about? Nah, I'm throwing up, man. I'm bougie. You got people, people in the chat, I hope,

I hope y'all not going to act bougie and act like y'all grew up with the Royal family or with a silver spoon in your mouth. Please tell me y'all played five second rule in high school when you was growing up. Yeah.

Yeah, we did. But if something fell out your hand, we stepped on it. Aw, man, we ain't know you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Aw, nah, they ain't do that. My bad, man. My bad, I ain't know you go eat that. My bad, man. My bad. That's messed up. That's messed up. Y'all step

on it? Yeah. Yeah, I'd be hurt. I'd be hurt. It's one thing to slap it out my hand. You know I'm hungry now. Don't step on, don't step on my sandwich. I mean, it don't be, it don't be the person that slapped it out your hand. It's one thing to slap it out of my hand. You know I'm hungry now. Don't step on my sandwich. It don't be the person that slapped it out of your hand. It'd be somebody else. It'd be somebody else, man. You know we be on one, man.

My camera don't fail. You got it upside down, now. Oh, Lord Lord have mercy. I told y'all. Camera crooked. Hold on. Yeah, sure is. Can you see me?

Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, listen, I've been I've been struggling, I've been struggling with this new camera, man. I see. I see. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Five days a week, you'll get all the latest news, previews,

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Ocho. Yeah. Check this out. It's time for our next segment and it's called Nightcap After Dark. Ultra, a woman goes viral on social media after explaining why her body count is starting all over. Whoa. Starting over? Everywhere is fine.

It says, getting my vagina rejuvenated so whoever if F me before that's old hoo-ha not the new hoo-ha remember how I told you the women get that thing rejuvenated and I ain't talking about the old way you know with that that vinegar that water and vinegar right right right they don't do that no more that mask used to be

I think that's what they call it what they do now I don't know that no more. That used to be Madison Gilder. I think that's what they call it. What'd they do now? I don't know. They got a little thing they go in there. I don't know. They might even stitch it up a little bit or something. I don't know. Really? Yeah! Hey, see they have that thing looking like a baboon who hot, be fresh and pink.

I like, I ain't never heard of that, but what you can do is what you can do, you can subtract bodies that you've already been with no matter what you do. No matter if you, if you have a car, right, if you have a car and it got 20,000 miles on it, just because you painted a different color, doesn't mean you don't have 20,000 miles on it. That's, that's, that's, that's not the way that work. But, but again, but again, your body, you put that engine... You put that engine in a new body? Yeah.

That's that same engine. It's the same thing. It don't matter. Some people, sometimes women say, you know what? I got my breasts done. I got my ass done.

It's a new body. It's a new me. So anybody from the past just doesn't count. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. It's the same. Right?

And again, there's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong with that. It's okay. But again, just stop thinking because you make enhancements to you for personal reasons, whatever they may be, but those bodies still count no matter what.

They never go away. I know you know about this. Well, here, this is what they used to do in the hood. I don't know if they still do it. You got a car. Yeah. You're going to want to try to get up off it and you got a hundred something thousand miles on it.

You roll the miles back on it. Wait a minute. You can roll the miles back on the car? Sure can. How you do that? She done tried to roll the miles back on that hoo-ha that thing done been ran through. Like serving through Atlanta.

You can't do that. You can't through Atlanta. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Nah. I bet that thing was like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Listen, and depending on... Hello, hello, hello, hello.

And depending on how much running you do... Yeah. Depending on how much running you do, you really can't exclude your past. But again, I'm all for sexual freedom and sexual liberation and being... Yeah, it is what it is. What they call today a free spirit.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm all for that. I'm all for that. But you just can't say certain things from the past don't count. That's not the way it works. That's not the way it works. But there's always somebody for everybody,

no matter what you do in life. No matter what you do in life, there's always somebody for everybody. No matter what you do in life. No matter what you do in life, there's always somebody for everybody. What I tell you about hoo-ha is like the fair. Get big and better every year. I don't care. I don't care, Ocho,

if I can stick both hands in there and clap. Let your boy in there. Let your boy in there, Ocho. I don't care. I'm playing with me, Ocho. Bang! One. Count your boy in. You say you don't care if you could be in there and clap. Yeah, I put both hands in there and clap.

Soon as I take them out, I'm coming in. Soon as I take a bow, I'm coming in. Bad. Bad. Okay. I know what to do with that. I'm going to get me some of that old vinegar. Going to get me some of that old white vinegar, though, Cho.

Yeah. White vinegar. That close enough limit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That close Ocho? Yeah. White vinegar that closes up a little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That closes up a little bit? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I ain't, I ain't, yeah. Boy, I ain't never heard,

I ain't never heard that one, boy. Yeah, but see, sometimes, Ocho, you know, when they, they, they, they, they, that big, Ocho, sometimes you got to go one side at a time. Right. Yeah, you can't go right down the middle. You got to get on one side.

You know what I'm saying? Right. A big wide lane highway. See, I don't ride in the middle of the road. When they're like you got to get on one side you know what i'm saying right a big wide lane highway see right i don't drive the middle of the road when they're like that i get on one side right then i'll make the other side jealous because i ain't been driving on that side they come together i'm with you when you're right yeah oh joe what you mean i'm for the i'm for the try that yeahna try that man you get you some of that white vinegar yeah mmhmm

I'm gonna try I'm gonna try that tonight I got vinegar right there I got vinegar downstairs right now mmhmm

I like that well you giving me some ideas now yeah I can spice things up a little bit but February finest baby

I don't know what to tell you baby but uh that ain't no new hoo-ha. Nah. All you did was put a new set of tires on a 1960. Mm.

It might drive like it's new. Right. Still the same. We know you got 150,000 miles on that engine. Oh, yeah. It ain't nothing wrong with that,. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It ain't nothing wrong with that, now. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

You be proud, now. You be proud. Yeah. Because it's somebody for everybody. Yeah. Because there are men out there that like... We sure... Hey, pull up, pull up, pull up.

There are men out there that like antiques. Ain't nothing wrong with that. No. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But see them antiques, Ocho, you know, you got for a cab. They like antiques. Ain't nothing wrong with that. No! Ain't nothing wrong with that. But see them antiques, Ocho, you got them old cars, them vintage. You can't drive them every day now. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't drive them every day. Man, them things start leaking oil.

Spoon out of freeze. Bad transmission fluid all over the place. Man, you come out of your sidewall. Man, that thing done leak oil. Like, that thing doesn't leave oil. Like an octopus. Octopus got scared. Shoot that he got.

You drive with an old antique car like that if you want to. Hell no. But that's a good one. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, she can't do that. She can't do that. She can't do that.

Everywhere in finance. Oh, yeah. You found Ash? Let me see what you look like. I can't do that. She can't do that. She can't do that. Everywhere in finance. Oh, yeah. You found Ash? Let me see what you look like. I can't see. And finish your work. I want to see, too. What you look like, huh?

One to ten. You can tell she done have a whole bunch of work done. What kind of work? Oh, oh, I seen him. Uh-uh. You pull this one up right here. Pull this one up here. Yo, that's who that was.

Let me see. On Worldstar. On Worldstar. Let me see, let me see, let me see. That's on Worldstar. Look at the bottom. Let me see, let me see, let me see. We keep...

No, on Worldstar, the one that was blown. Go back to the picture. We keep No On Worldstar The one that was Go back to the picture And she's on Worldstar I think she's sitting on something Yeah that's her right there Yeah that's her

Can we show that No we can't show it You gotta put it up On your own phone She naked I need a visual put it up on your own phone. She's naked. I need a visual. Pull it up.

She on Worldstar, ain't it? Hold up. What? It's Nightcap. Nah. Nah, Nightcap. What you call him? YouTube.

It's on UCAP. But y'all can go look it up.'s on our world star february's finest you can tell she's had some work done but hey yeah i mean february's finest it'll get you from point a to point b you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying ain't nothing like hey anybody from the country you know we call what we call that? We call that a second-hand car. It ain't brand new. It's a second-hand, but it'll get you from point A to point B. It'll get you where you need to go.

It'll get the job done, too. Good old second. Ain't nothing like old second-hand. Yeah, it'll get the job done. That's all that matter. Yeah. I mean, second-hand, I mean, when I was growing up, I wore summer clothes year-round. Some of my brothers, some of my cousins, some of my sisters, some of my uncles. It is what it is, man.

But we all weren't fortunate. Hell no. We all weren't fortunate. I had brothers three years old, man. I had clothes. My brother was three years older than me. The only thing is, if that joker didn't roll out the knee, because you know, Unfortunate. I had brothers three years old. Man, I had clothes. My brother was three years older than me. The only thing is, if that joker didn't roll out the knee,

because, you know, hey, boy, my grandparents always say, boy, stay off your knee, because you'll wear a hole in them. But, you know, we shoot marbles and do a thing like that. And then, you know, you take some jeans that done got too small for him, done got too small for me. You cut them out, put a patch over the knee. Right. So that thing might be, you might have some dark blue jeans with a light, with a faded a patch over the knee. Right. So that thing might be about to have some dark blue jeans with a faded out

patch over it. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Don't pretend like y'all don't know. I know I ain't the only one that had a hole in the knee and your grandma and your mama patched that up with some jeans that she done cut up. It was like brand new. Who? Man, please.

Glad to have him somebody said man I remember those days yeah Ocho now it's time for your favorite segment of the night I know you back to get them tonight Ocho and it's called Spello Cinco oh hey boy I got a special

I got a special I got a special hat for this I got a special hat this how I know this how I know I got a special hat for this. I got a special hat. This how I know. This how I know I'm a killer tonight. This how I know. You a killer tonight, don't you?

What you got? What you got? What you got? Yeah. Yeah, so every time we do this segment, I'm a pull out this hat. Hold on, I'm trying to button it up. God damn.

Yeah, that's how you... What'd it say? Spello? Spelling bee champ. You see how it's spelled? Yeah, I think you spelled it wrong, but okay, I get it. Yeah, I'm for the win tonight, baby. What a joke, yeah.

Chat, we on tonight chat it's time for your first word when you've been dating a young lady for an extended period of time yeah and she said Ocho we gonna either get married or we go in our separate

ways she gives you an ultimatum ultimatum damn okay you ready separate ways, she gives you an ultimatum. Ultimatum. Damn. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Ultimatum. Oh, that's easy because I got a few of them before anyway. U-L-T-I-M A-T-U-M.

I done got a few of them. Yep. No. Hey, listen to me. I'm telling you. And I can tell you this because them. Yep. No, hey, listen to me. I'm telling you, and I can tell you this because we family chat. Listen, that one in there, well, I got one of them about a year ago.

Remember I told you the story? Yeah. Well, she would, she had packed that shit and was gone, boy. She was out at 5,000? Man, let me take my glass off so you can see my face.

Was gone, boy. She's out at 5,000? Man, let me take my glass off so you can see my face. Was gone. Gone. Either you, either, look here, this is what it is. Either that, I'm out the door.

Shit, well, I screened up so goddamn fast, boy. I know how to spell that motherfucking shit. I ain't want, I ain't want no problem.

And you ain't had no problems out of me since. Yeah, no problems out of you since, okay? Nah, I ain't got time to play. I ain't want no problems. And you ain't had no problems out of me since. You had no problems out of you since? Nah, nah. I ain't got time to play. I ain't got time to play. Fuck that. I told you.

I told you. I done been in 237 relationships since I started dating in 1969. Everybody left me. I'm sick of that shit. I ain't. I'm done with that shit. Fuck that. Oh, my bad.

My bad. My bad. I ain't cursed at all tonight. Yes. Don't do it all that. Yeah. I ain't, I'm done with that shit. Fuck that. Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. Yeah. I ain't cursed at all tonight. Yes. I don't know about all that. Yeah. I ain't cursed tonight. I promise myself not to curse.

But check this out, Ocho. An add-on to a contract is called an addendum. An addendum. Addendum. Yes. Addendum, okay. Okay, addendum.

I'm going to have to sound this one out. This is new for me. Addendum. And I have a problem. I guarantee there's something that's going to trip me up. A silent letter. Addendum. I'm going to try. A. Yep. D. Yep. N. Mm-hmm. A-D-N. Addendum. Nope. Damn. Add. A-D-N. Mm-hmm. A-D-N. A-D-N. Dumb. Nope. Damn. Add. A-D-D. Oh, it's two Ds. D-U-M.

Yep. Okay. You got me. You got me. Okay. Here's an easy one. That was a good one. That was a good one.

Okay. If you wanted to get a pastrami on rye, you would go to the delicatessen. Delicatessen. Come on, Unc, man. I mean, delicatessen. For one, D-E-L-I-C-A-T. No. D-E-L-I-C-A-T-E-S-S-E-N.

Delicatessen. You know I won't go know that. Okay. I spelled delicate first. That's the tessen part I ain't know. How about this here? This is the easiest word you'll ever get. The easiest one you'll ever get. The easiest word you give me is dog.

No. Shit. This is the easiest one you'll get. Alright. Ocho. They had, they suspected foul play, so they exhumed the body. Exhumed. Exhumed the body. Exhumed.

Exhumed? Yep. Exhumed. E-X-U-M-E. E-X-H-U-M-E. Exhumed. Okay. Do I get any kind of credit? The H is silent

No Okay Ocho Hold on, I got time out Time out, come on, time out Chat, look at the words He's giving me, man I told you exhume was an easy one

That was the easiest word you had How that's easy? Ain't nobody in the chat knew how to spell that either. And they better not lie. Yeah, they know how to spell exhumed. Huh? Yeah. How about this one, Ocho?

I done got this damn hat for nothing. I'm one for three. Massachusetts. Like Boston, Massachusetts? Yes Alright, I played in Boston M-A-S-S-A-U Wait, I mean, what am I talking about?

A-U M-A-S-S A C-H-U-S-E-T-T-E-S. Yes, but you missed it. You missed the first one, so we can't give you that one. Come on. Don't do me like that.

I just spelled it right. Don't do me like that. No, but all will be forgotten. I spelled it right. Not the first time. Like you do me. Like you do me. I know, but I spelled it right. I spelled it right not the first time like you do me like you do me I know but I spelled it right you were loud and raw

I spelled it right I'm two the second time I'm two but it's spelling no you get one okay the last word your bonus word is

rhapsodize what rhapsodize Yep R-A-P S-A D-I-Z-E No

R-H A P-O-S You know how you speak with great enthusiasm hey that's your rhapsody on that one you speak of something

with great enthusiasm you know what I don't I don't tonight I I feel I feel I feel my people

I feel my people I I feel my people. I came, I came on here with a hat. The hat didn't even spell right. And the hat is a reflection of my spelling tonight. We'll get them right. We'll get it right tomorrow, Ocho. Damn. Rap, Sadash.

Rap. R-H Alright It's alright I'm gonna be ready tomorrow I'm gonna study I'm gonna study on the play I gotta fight the Houston I gotta fight the Houston At 6am

I'm gonna study I'm gonna study I'm gonna study the dictionary tonight Okay Ocho now it's time for you To get your revenge It's called Dunk

On Unk But you ain't getting none of these right. I don't care. I'm going to change some of the questions myself. Oh, yeah. All right, chat. Here we go, chat. Let me take that damn hat off.

I had bad luck. Dunk on Trivia. Dunk on trivia. Question number one. In honor of WrestleMania, guess who I am? I was a guest referee during WrestleMania II back in 1986. I am in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. I am a Super Bowl champion. I am a two-time NFL Defensive Player of the Year.

Oh. Bowl champion. I am a two-time NFL defensive player of the year. Got him on the ropes. Oh, man. I'm just gonna... Don't say you just gonna nothing and say the guy... I'm just gonna guess, Ocho, because I don't know. Because who I thought it would be, it's not gonna be. So, I'm gonna say Reggie, because I don't know. Because who I thought it would be, it's not going to be. So I'm going to say Reggie White. I don't know. Wrong.

The answer is none other than, arguably, maybe the greatest middle linebacker of all time, Dick Buckus. Buckus. Oh, yeah. We got him, chat. We got him on the ropes Question number two Which active NFL player

Has the most Pro Bowl selections Active player Chat we got him on the rope chat I'm gonna go I mean it's a quarterback it's pretty easy yeah I'm going yeah the quarterback that's played the longest the only quarterback that's played

the longest is Aaron Rodgers and that answer is also wrong who is it? Who got more than 11? Brent Williams has 11 Pro Bowl selections to Aaron Rodgers' 10th. Ah, ha, ha.

Yeah. Chat, we got him on the ropes. We got him on the ropes. Question number three. You don't want to say it was a quarterback. You lying. But anyway, go ahead. I ain't listening to you no more. Don't listen to me. You the one that said it was a quarterback, you lied. But anyway, go ahead. I ain't listening to you no more.

Don't listen to me. You can't listen to me. Hey, in 2019, Michael Thomas broke the NFL record for most receptions in a season with 149. Which receiver's record did he break? Marvin Harrison. Okay. Okay. Yep.

You got that right. Marvin Harrison, 2002, Okay. Yep. You got that right. Marvin Harrison, 2002 had 143. You got that right. Okay. Wiggy that one. You ain't going to get the next one though. Who was the last defensive back to win Super Bowl MVP? Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh. The guy from Tampa. I can't think of his name. Dwight Smith.

That is absolutely incorrect as well. Who was it? It was Dexter Jackson. Yeah, I knew it was from Tampa. But see, I get it right., I knew it was from Tampa. I couldn't. But see, I get it right. Hey, I told you it was from Tampa.

Listen, listen. I spell a few words right, but I left out the side of the letter. It's A. Close, but no cookie. I knew it was somebody from Tampa. So basically, so far, I was one for five. You finna be one for five, too, because this is your last shot. Okay.

Brett Favre has thrown more pick sixes than any other quarterback in NFL history with 32, which active quarterback is second all time with 30 pick sixes. Damn, 30. Shit. Andy, active. Yeah, it's a wrap. You might as well just chalk this one up and say you don't know. So we both win one for five tonight. I don't feel bad.

Matthew Stafford. Oh my God! Oh my God! Don't do it like that, Shay! Don't do it like that, okay? Somebody gave you the answer, man. I'm not gonna do it like that. I'm not gonna do it like that.

I'm not gonna do it like that. I'm not gonna do it like that. I'm not gonna do it like that. I'm not gonna do it like that. I'm not gonna do it like that. Somebody gave the answer, man. I told you. I'm under this computer. This computer is unblemished. Nah. Chat. Chat, man. Nah, you cheated, man.

Y'all know who it is. The computer. Nah. I beat Big Blue. I beat Big Blue. I beat Big Blue head to head. Nah. You got to realize, they got to plug information into Big Blue. This here is just all up here, this computer.

Nah, man. He cheated, man. Hell nah. Nah. I told y'all, yo. Somebody told you. Somebody in that room told you. You didn't know that.

Look here. You ain't know that. Jordan know less football than rail. He ain't no help. Well, when I asked the question, somebody gave that answer. I don't need no help. Nah, I don't need no help.

You forget Matthew Stafford spent the lion's share of his career in Detroit. Yes, and he was... No, that don't mean he threw in a sentence like that. Yes, it does. Ocho. Nah, nah, nah. Somebody gave you the answer.

Ain't nobody giving no answer, Ocho. Go ahead and take the F. I ain't buying that one. Hell nah. Somebody cheating over there, man. I got it. Hey, you got an aster it. You got an asterisk by that last question.

No. Hell no. Jalen Smith. Hello, Uncle. Time for our last segment of the night. It's called Q&A. Q&A. Q&A. You got to work tomorrow?

I do. Huh? No. Ocho. What up? And Dick Buckus did not win the Super Bowl. So that question is wrong. Hold on.

Dick Buckus never played for the Super Bowl. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me go back. Let me go back and read the question. Hold on now. Hold on. Dick Buck has never played for the Super Bowl. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me go back. Let me go back and read the question.

Hold on now. Hold on. The first question about WrestleMania. Oh, take that. I'm a two-time NFL defensive player of the year.

And you said he won a Super Bowl. I didn't mean to say that. That's too late. No, no. No. So, I'm two for four. You still got it wrong.

You still got it wrong. But you can't say he won a Super Bowl. You said Reggie White. Because Reggie won a Super Bowl. He's a two-time defensive player of the year. Had you said two-time defensive player of the year and no Super Bowls, maybe I'd have got it right.

Hold on. Was Reggie White a guest on WrestleMania? It doesn't matter. It does matter. If hegie White a guest on WrestleMania? It doesn't matter. It does matter. If he wasn't a guest on WrestleMania, then you should, you would have known it was Dick Buckets if you knew he was a guest on WrestleMania.

First of all, if you say a spell cat and then you talk about, well, I don't spell C-A-T, you say, nope, D-O-G. No, you didn't tell me to spell dog. You told me to spell cat. So you gave me false information.

Let's put it to the chat. Chat, what do you think? Nope, because you cheated on the last question. No. You cheated on the last question. You cheated on the last question. Nah. You do.

Hold on. You do. First of all, who in the hell you think you're here going to know that? When they heard me, when they heard me ask the question and they knew you weren't going to know it, they typed it on something and held it up in the background so you could see it. Ocho, I'm sitting right here. You see I'm looking dead at you? Yeah, no, they right there behind you.

Ocho, I got it. You see how I was rattling off national championships back in the 70s? You saw how I was rattling off that stuff, Ocho? Because that's your era. Of course you know it. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal. Five days a week, you'll get all the latest news, previews, recaps and analysis delivered straight to your podcast feed. By the time you get your coffee.

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And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, Jalen Smith said, Hello, Okinoto. My sis got me a bottle of shade for my birthday in February. Said it would arrive by the end of March and I have yet to receive it.

Being patient, but it's been a while. All love. Thank you, Jalen, for getting that. I'm going to get on that because there are several people that reached out, not only through IG and on Nightcap, but there's some people on Twitter also. So I'm going to see

what's the backlog, what's holding those orders because they were supposed to fill the orders in sequential December, January, February. So we should have gotten through that by now but Jalen I appreciate your support and I appreciate you being patient but I'll have you some answers by tomorrow

Jay Andy said hey Unc is there any way you can restock your cognac at Total Wine in Cherry Hills, New Jersey they've been out for months please and thank you well Jay what we try to do is that we ask him to do a big, do a P.O.

They were afraid and they wanted to do minimum minimum cases. So when the influx and then when it sells out, they're like, well, can we get more? No, because we ask you to do a larger P.O. So so jay we're going to try to do everything we possibly can thank you for being patient total wines has been great to us um obviously we're glad that they uh took on this partnership with uh with the team um laporte So who handles that account? I'll talk to Eugene, but we suppose they get getting a four thousand case shipment in on the 14th. And I think I think Jersey has spoken for a large number of those cases. So we're going to get to you.

We're going to get to you, Jay. We're going to make sure that Jersey is taken care of. So thank you for your support. Kimmy Small says, hey, Uncle Nocho, question for both. With the success of Nightcap blowing up so fast, did you discover any new strengths or weaknesses with doing the podcast? My husband think I got a crush on you all. Thank you, Kimmy. No, I think the thing is for me, I know what I'm good at.

Which is storytelling. Ocho knows what he's good at, and we kind of play to each other's strengths. Me, I'm more of a hold a guy accountable. Ocho is like, I want to hold him accountable,

but I kind of want to give you some reasons why he did what he did or he said what he said. I'm pretty cut and dry. I think we have strengths that are in different areas. I think we have weaknesses that are different areas, but where he's strong, I'm weak. That works where I'm strong. He's weak.

That works. And so I think that's what makes it go so well is that we have a great understanding for each other we make jokes about one another he doesn't take himself too serious I don't take myself that serious especially now with he and I I don't play with a whole lot of people

I ain't that type of dude so don't be coming up to my joking and all that because I ain't that type of guy but So don't be coming up to my joking and all that because I ain't that type of guy. But with here, I understand what we're trying to do here. So yeah, for me, I think we play to each other and we play off each other very, very well. What's your take? Probably,

I think the chemistry is very good. Obviously, I think for us, what you said about the strengths, I mean, your strengths are probably, you're much more knowledgeable when it comes to certain things. And we play off each other

very, very, very, very well. The chemistry is unmatched. I think more so because of the storytelling as opposed to the sports takes. The sports takes are cool. I think people enjoy that, hearing our opinions on everything. But the stories

is where the strengths are at best. And you get to see us outside of what we're really known for, as opposed to what you see on here, you don't get on ESPN or you can't get on the Fox or when I'm on Inside NFL, you don't get that. So I think that authentic, organic nature is what makes us us, and it makes us go. And I think that's why we've grown so fast. I totally agree. I think the thing is that, Ocho, for me, people know that you didn't really take things a whole very, very serious.

I don't think people knew I had this side. They didn't know I could tell. Now, all my teammates can tell you. Special indemnities to call me the storyteller. But I've always been good at telling a story, kind of framing it in such a way that you people could understand that weren't

there, know exactly what I'm talking about. And so I've always been really, really good at that. People thought I had a sense of humor because i would let it show sometimes but i don't think people thought this because i really never showed this side especially you know i would occasionally you know i come out with the gold mask and i created the character um and people like with that i think but to see me kind of like unvarnished and like i'm able to go a little further than than than that i can on

linear television not as far as i went in the locker room not as far as i went on the buses or the plane ride right but i think it gives people a glimpse into like do silly for real really silly and so i i think it I think it works really, I think we work really, really well together. And people always ask like, man, whoever thought to put them together is a genius. I did.

Here's the first call. Oh, yeah. And you're like, man, what you think? You're like, man, what you think? You're like, man, what you thinking? I said, this is what I got an idea. You happen to be in town. I called Doug, who used to work with Jamie. He's handling your stuff now.

He said, man, Ocho in town. I said, well, can y'all get together? Let's run this thing by him and see what he thinks. He's like, ooh, man, I like this. I like this i like this i say this i say it's weird it's gonna be unique it might take some time to get the king side to get a understanding of what we're trying to do right but i think we could do something really special and i think we'll be the first at it i say now once people see us do it others are gonna go

try and replicate it right you can. But you can't replicate unless you get both of us because even if you took one of us, it's not going to be the same. Nah. And so it worked out. We put a lot of work into this.

We put a lot of work into it and I think we're only going to get better. I mean, cause think about it. We threw this thing together about two weeks before the season started. Yeah. Two weeks. We put this together two weeks before the season started. No rehearsal.

The first rehearsal was that Sunday night. Cause we went, we didn't do that Thursday. We didn't do opening. We did Thursday night. I was at a, I was at ESPN and we had like 3000, I think we were 3000 people in the chat. We didn't do opening. We did Thursday night. I was at ESPN. We had like 3,000 people in the chat. It wasn't that. Maybe like 1,000, 1,500.

And then we just kept growing and growing and growing. And I was like, you know what? And I remember telling you, I said, people might come for the sports, but they stay for the stories. Now, I had no idea. I knew we wanted to. But I was like, damn, man, we can't talk no whole hour just about sports. And it just so happened the topic came up that I said, you know what?

I can tell a story right here. I had no idea that I was going to end up telling stories. I know you didn't have any idea that You're going to end up telling stories. But I think, yeah, people want to hear our takes on what we think about a game or what somebody said or what somebody did. But it's the stories. Because a lot of times people can relate

to what we're talking about. I know a lot of guys can relate like, man, damn, man, Unc in a situation like that? Man, I was in that situation. How Unc find himself in a situation like that? Or females like, yeah, I remember such and such, blah, blah, blah. Because we have a very big woman, women, like 35, 36% of our listeners are women, which is unheard of for a sports show.

But, you know, they call us a sports show, but we're like entertainment, lifestyle. We tell them everything. Lainey Ray. Damn, Lainey Ray's past your bedtime, isn't it? Assuming you had the basics for survival, if you were stranded on a desert island, what three items would you want

to have with you? So I've got water and I've got food, right? That's the basics. Man, I want... I want to... How long am I going to be stranded? A month, two months? I got the basics.

Oh, well, I need a knife. A knife, a machete. I want a machete, not a little pocket knife. I'm going to take a machete. I'm going to take a lighter. A big one. So if I can start fire with. a lighter, a big one. So I can start fire with.

And a pan so I can cook. That's it. And I'm stranded on the island. Man, let me get... You don't need no lighter? If you're stranded, you got to learn how to...

You want a Cub Scout? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Something to start fire with. You said a lighter. You don't need no lighter? Well, I don't need no lighter. You need a lighter.

I don't need no lighter. Man, somebody talk about the ultra-good, but they say I need... What? A couple of diamonds, some two pieces of chapstick. Listen, if I'm stranded,

that's a good one right there. I want my goddamn chapstick because I already got the basics. If I got the basics, I know I'm going to be able to survive. Give me my chapstick because when you're stranded, you know, your lips get messed up.

I can't, I don't play by my lips now. But see, if you can hunt, you're going to use the oil from the animals that you kill, the animal fat. I can't. I don't play by my lips now. But see, if you can hunt, you're going to use the oil from the animals that you kill. The animal fat. That's oil. I don't need no chapstick. Come on with your boy, Ocho.

You want, if you, you better hope or pray that you get stranded with somebody that, that has background that can kill. It's me. I was a Cub Scout.

Ocho, you ain't never killed an animal in your life. I was a Cub Scout. Have you ever killed an animal? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I used to kill squirrel. Oh, so you ain't never killed an animal in your life? I was a Cub Scout. Have you ever killed an animal? Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I used to kill squirrels with my slingshot. I used to kill raccoons with my slingshot.

Now you with David. Huh? Well, I used to be outside. What you talking about? I wasn't in the country like you, but I did the best I could in the city. But I ain't, why was I, my slingshot, 200 meters,

hit a squirrel right between the eyes. Boom. I'll never forget. I got a whooping for that. Yeah, man. Man, they keep hitting, you know, AD in his eye. AD got hit in the same eye again.

Damn, AD. You got to be like Kareem and wear goggles. Big Boy Taurus says his first and goal at the five. Waterboy is that linebacker and Forrest Gump is running the ball. Is Forrest

scoring or is Waterboy stopping? Nah, Waterboy gonna kill. Waterboy gonna kill Forrest's ass. You talking about Bobby Boucher? Yeah, Bobby Boucher, man. Bobby Boucher gonna kill Forrest, man. Man, you know, Forrest came up out of them shack, come out of them leg braces, bad shot. Forrest hit that corner.

Oh, he got to come up the middle, huh? Yeah. Man, I told you Bobby Boucher. Forrest got to run them up. Nah, Forrest going to go hit that corner. He gone. Man, Bobby Boucher ain't playing that. I'm going us going to go hit that cone on him. He gone. Man, Bobby, we sure ain't playing that. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going for us.

Trips with Tripp. Hey, I'm in love with this girl. I'm afraid to tell her. Any advice? Tell her. Nah, don't tell her. Because if she can't notice you in motherfucking love with her, you know what that means.

Don't even tell her. Nope. Nope. Nope, nope. Because women have intuition. Women can see every guy. Women can see everything. Yeah, only thing women have intuition about

is when you're doing something effed up. Anything else, they don't have no intuition about. They can see. They can see. I mean, listen, if you tell me how you feel, you got intuition. I ain't tell you I want to holler at somebody else

you figure that out but you can't figure out I like you like that just tell me how you feel she know I mean women know I mean obviously your actions show that you like her and she hasn't said anything

or even shown interest back? Nah. Don't overplay your part. Don't overplay your part, baby. Man, just tell her, Ocho. You want somebody to tell you that they like you? Man, don't overplay your part, man. I'm telling you, man. Tell her.

Don't listen, Ocho. Hey, now this the same guy that real hand Uber picking ass up because he didn't tell her I bet he told her when real got her ass

in that car yeah that's that's different circumstance exactly okay okay it don't different yeah

that's different that's different hey don't you listen to Ocho man listen to me don't you listen to Ocho man don't you listen to Ocho. Man, listen to me. Listen to Ocho. Man, don't you listen to Ocho. I'm telling you.

I need farm decent. Go ahead. Go down here from now. Shout out to myself saying birthday of Sterling. Yep, yesterday was my brother's birthday. Shout out to all the hard-working mods and not for nightcap ash needs a raised shoe and definitely type this question i think ash got a pseudonym got a got some fiesta caps uh ocho said i really want to know with ocho shoe strings really loose

on that ray lewis here yeah no yeah yeah knock them loose nah my left my left my left shoe string if i mean you got to zoom in, stop. You got to pause the tape, stop it and pause it and zoom in, and you'll see my shoestring, my shoestring loose. And that's the only reason I, that's the only reason I fell. Villain's hero, Cal is a brand, saved Wagner's life by telling him to go, go to the league and never tried to hold back a player from the bag. He moved.

How he moved was bigger than the chips. Uh, okay. He didn't get with that and the does uh, and one and done. I guess he's trying to say one and done when chemistry is the key. But here's the thing. That's not why Kentucky gave him all

that. Kentucky didn't give him no to get guys ready to go to the NFL they gave him eight and a half million dollars made him one of the highest paid coaches in his career to win titles I mean let's not get it confused because that's what he got good at

they're paying him a king's ransom to win titles. I guarantee you when he took that job, he didn't say, you know what, guys? I guarantee you we'll have 35 number one picks. Or did he say we're going to hang banners? You're at Kentucky. The house that coach Adolph Rupp built. Tubby Smith won titles there. Joby Hall won a title there.

Rick Pitino won a title there. That's not getting conscripted. So if you go coach at Duke, you go coach at North Carolina, you go coach at Kansas, you coach at Kentucky, what you telling your chancellor when you bring your ass in there, they done flew you in on a private jet, done brought your wife in?

You winning titles and graduating, guys. That's what they want to hear. More so they want them titles. Right. So let's not confuse it. He can be a great person. I like him personally. I met him personally.

Met him several times, but he underachieved. John Madesky, Ocho, with Sean Taylor, the scariest dude out there. I've seen you duck. Yeah. Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. During that era with Sean, man, you had to have your head on the swivel. Those were some fun days.

We played the Commanders back then twice. I was able to play Sean Taylor twice. Played with him in the Pro Bowl. The real deal. Yeah, my retirement year was the year he got drafted. Desmond Hunter, if y'all had the choice, would you rather be a hero hiding your

superpowers or a villain boasting your superpowers? I want to be the hero hiding mine. I want to be the villain. You'll put your power to full display up. Yeah, I want to be the villain. I like the villain. I've embraced it and will continue to embrace

the villain. No, I'm going to keep the thing. I'm going to keep, you know. You don't know what I got. You better find the hard way yeah you know you remember that quiet dude

everybody know man and somebody kept picking on him he told him man I ain't know he can fight like that oh I thought you was gonna talk about Leo again ah nah nah nah nah nah hell nah man

man you know what I need to call somebody find out what Leo doing. I was trying to get Leo, but I did talk to some of the guys. We're going to get some of the guys that I talked to. They're going to join us for night count. Yeah, that'd be dope. I will get my boy Emmitt to come on.

A couple of the guys that I talked to have a good time. Reminisce about some of the time. I went to a couple of Pro Bowls. I think, hell, Barry went every year. Barry went 10 years. So I went to seven. So seven of the Pro Bowls that Barry made, I made a couple of years I didn't go.

Because I was like that. I mean, if I made, no, seriously, if I made the Pro Bowl and first alternate, that's going to look good on his resume. All right, go ahead. Yeah, that's dope. Yeah. That's the kind of guy I was.

I pulled out. Good. It's on my resume. Hey, hopefully you're in a contract year. It'll look good. You can, hey, I made the Pro Bowl. Take off. Mm-hmm.

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