Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Tyson vs. Paul debate + Should men pay the bill?

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson are joined by Shay Shay Media's Bubba Dub Morgan, and they react to Mike Tyson snapping at a reporter for referring to him as a "gimmick" ahead of his fight... with Jake Paul, Drake losing major money on his Fury vs. Usyk bet, Manchester City winning its 4th-straight EPL title, a video about whether men should be expected to pick up the check on their dates, and much more!02:10 - Mike Tyson Freaks out11:32 - Drake Looses 500k13:05 - SoccerCap31:53 - Spell-O-Cinco36:53 - Dunk on Unc46:03 - Q and Ayyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:31 Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. See dkng.co slash bball for eligibility and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. Check this out, guys. Yeah. Mike Tyson freaks out on the reporter for calling him a gimmick. Let's take a listen to the sound from Mike. My question's for Jake.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Jake, you say you want to be a serious boxer and you want to be a contender and be a title holder. So then when in your career are you going to actually fight a contender in your weight class and not do gimmick fights? I think he just called Mike Tyson a gimmick. Mike Tyson's 58 years old or will be at the time of the fight, yes. As much as I respect Mike Tyson and his... Why did you just call me a gimmick? I didn't call you anything. Why did you call me? I didn't call you anything.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Uh-oh. It's been four years in this sport, and I've done more to it than any boxer in the history of the sport. So in due time, sir, I will be fighting for a world championship and I will be shutting you the fuck up and making you eat your own words. Just like the rest of these fucking punks. Yeah. Talk your shit, boy. Fuck you. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Nigga, I hit you. You going for Jake Paul? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going for nobody. I'm just watching. I'm just watching. I know one thing. I know one thing.
Starting point is 00:04:11 If goddamn Jake make a mistake and hit Mike Tyson and piss Mike off, they doing eight round, two minute round. Now you fuck around and hit Mike the wrong way and Mike snap on your ass
Starting point is 00:04:19 and decide to add pressure and open up. Man, listen. I don't know if Jesus got that will, but somebody better be driving. Yeah. Somebody better be driving. See, Jake Paul tried to put,
Starting point is 00:04:34 so you call Mike a gimmick. No, when are you going to fight a real fighter that fights routinely, that's not 58 years of age, who's not well-placed. He fought Tommy Fury. He fought Tommy Fury. He fought Tommy Fury. And lost.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah. Fighting Nate Robinson. Fighting the guy that he... Come on now, Ocho. Yeah, he... We got to pray for him, too. He got kidney problems, Nate Robinson, man.
Starting point is 00:04:57 He ain't been the same since Jake Paul had his booty in there when he knocked him out. Yeah. But we praying for Nate Robinson, man. He got kidney. He need a kidney. I think it's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Listen, there's... I think what Jake is doing is strategic, as most boxers do, to build their resume until they can get to the big fights, the good fights, and build themselves up as far as the resume goes
Starting point is 00:05:19 till you get to the big money fights. I mean, this is the way all boxers have always done it. I think people because... No, they fought real boxers. They fought guys that actually boxed. They're not fighting retired football players or retired basketball players.
Starting point is 00:05:34 That's not... Stop saying that, Ocho. That's not what boxers do. Boxers might fight guys that they're better than that actually box. I was going to say, yes, they start very small with the competition that they are much better than until they hone their skill
Starting point is 00:05:49 to get to the better fighters. But I understand what you're saying. I think because Jake doesn't have a boxing background, he doesn't have a boxing background, he's starting this route until he gets a little better. Then he can go and face those that fight for a living.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Do you realize what weight class he in? What weight class would he be in? He weighs 199, so he's going to have to be a cruiserweight. A cruiserweight. Yeah, that's dangerous. Or drop down to 175. He knows it. Did you just hear what I said? That's dangerous.c, that's dangerous. Or drop down to 175. You know who's it. Did you just hear what I said?
Starting point is 00:06:25 Unc, that's dangerous. Exactly. That's dangerous. With a real fighter with real ring experience that's been doing it all his life, Unc, that's dangerous. Thank you. I respect Jake Paul for what he's done, but it's dangerous. There's levels. We talk about it all the time, but there's levels.
Starting point is 00:06:41 And he talking about he want Canelo at 168? all the time on their levels. And he talking about he want Canelo. At 168? That's dangerous. Even at 168. Even with him being 190 or whatever he is. That's dangerous. Yeah, I mean, he dropped down
Starting point is 00:06:57 and hopefully he doesn't have a rehydration clause and he can balloon back up to 180, 185. But he ain't seeing nobody in the 175. He's not better than Benavidez, or Plant, or better than BF. Stay away from him. Stay away from him. That's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:07:13 No! That's the only thing I can say. Because you don't have the ring experience, you don't have the experience in general. What you've done in the past four years has been fucking phenomenal. I salute Jake. Remember Bovo beat the brakes off of Canelo
Starting point is 00:07:25 at 175. Yeah. But Bovo, that's a different animal. Yes! That's a different animal. So that's what I'm saying. You look at where he is weight-wise. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:37 He's 199. So that means he can drop down to 175. I think 175, I don't see him going all the way down to 168. Yeah. Because that's going to take a lot. Because he's a big man. He walks around as a big man.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Yeah. And I think that's one of the things that really helped Floyd. Because Floyd is not a naturally big man. So, Floyd, he had to drop about five to eight pounds. And he's ready to go fight. Yeah. I mean, I know a lot of people talk shit about Jake. They don't like about, you know, what he's doing, the way he's doing it.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Somebody say Jake at 230 right now. I like it. I like it. He found a niche. He found a niche. He submerged himself in the game of boxing. He put a team around him, and he's been taking it very serious the past four years. I mean, I know a lot of people will talk trash about him, but what he's done for the game of boxing
Starting point is 00:08:22 and the entertainment value and aspect that he's brought to the game has been dope. Well, I'll tell you this. July 20th, when he fight Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson knocking the head and shoulder shampoo out of the head that night. I'm telling you right now. Could be the end of it for him. It could be the end of it for him, man, getting hit by Mike.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I wasn't getting in the ring with Mike. He better than me. Yeah. Hold on. You remember when Tommy, what was the guy that fought? What was Tommy? The white guy. You remember the white guy, Ocho? Who? The heavyweight.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Butterbean? No. Butterbean was a niche that, you know, until he got his ass knocked out, it wasn't cool no more. What was the white guy? Tommy, he fought Stallone. He fought Rocky. What was his real name? Ivan Drago?
Starting point is 00:09:15 No, no. He was an actual boxer. Talking about that Russian. What was his name? I don't know. He ended up catching AIDS. Really? You know who I'm talking about? Tommy Morrison. Tommy Morrison.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Tommy Morrison. Yes. Yes. He fought Tyson? No, he fought Ray Mercer like he killed him. For real? Yes. Go back and look at that fight. Ray Mercer like he killed him.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Damn. And I think the thing is you know he didn't have any background but I mean he fought but man like I said I think because boxing the really great boxers they start early very early
Starting point is 00:10:01 you gotta be able to see those punches Ocho. Yeah. That's the whole thing. What gets you out of there is when you get tired and you don't see that punch. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's the shit you don't see. It's the shit that you don't see that knock your ass out, man. Hell yeah. Normally it's an
Starting point is 00:10:17 uppercut because it's coming from your blind spot or overhand something. Something that's coming from a blind spot. You know, a jab. I mean, sometimes you obviously catch your flush on the 10. It can put you down, flash knockdown. But them punches that you don't see, that come from your blind
Starting point is 00:10:34 spot? Yeah. Hey. Boxing is the art, man. There are very few that do it the right way, but the ones that do, man, it's a beautiful thing when you know what you're watching. Listen, when you watch the Kirsten Stevenson fight,
Starting point is 00:10:50 when you watch Boots fight, when you watch Caleb Plant fight, I'm talking about fighters that are so technically sound, and they put it all together, it looks like a fucking dance. It looks like a dance when the movement in and out
Starting point is 00:11:06 and distance and just creating angles and just all... When they put it all together, man, that shit is phenomenal to watch. I'm talking about skillful boxers. Bam Rodriguez. I'm trying to think who else. Emilio Vargas. Some people in the chat might know who I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Why you ain't named Crawford yet? Butt is up there too. Come on. He did that number on what you call him? He did that number on Earl. On drunk Earl? Butt up there. Did you notice the skill set
Starting point is 00:11:37 of the fighters I just named? That's a lot of defense skills. As a matter of fact, defense is their offense. But, I mean, yeah. But, but, but. Which one you take, all the guys you name,
Starting point is 00:11:51 which one you taking over Bud? You taking Shakira over Bud? No, come on. They training. You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know one thing. Everybody, everybody I just named, I beat their ass, though.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Who? You? I got my money on you, homie. I got my money on you, homie. I got my money on you, homie. Hey, hey, hey. All right. Let's go. Hey, guess what?
Starting point is 00:12:11 And you're going to be just like Drake. Drake took another massive L. He bet $565,000 on Tyson Fury to beat Youssef. After Kendrick Lamar claimed Drake had a gambling addiction and saw a $565,000 bet. Drake lost Sunday's heavyweight title fight between Tyson Fury and Uthick didn't prove didn't help to prove Lamar
Starting point is 00:12:32 wrong. Yeah. I ain't no money to Drake. $565,000 ain't no money to him, man. I still don't understand. Even though Drake has the money to do it, Drake has the money to lose. I still don't understand how people gamble. I want to be responsible. If I the money to lose. I still don't understand how people gamble. I want to be responsible.
Starting point is 00:12:47 If I'm going to lose something, I want to be on the end of why it was lost. I don't want to put it in the hands of anybody else. And I don't want to have to rely on anybody else for me to keep my goddamn money. So, I mean, there are gamblers out there. Drake is one of them. I think Michael Jordan is another.
Starting point is 00:13:04 There are other NBA guys that I've heard the stories on. Yeah, that's their drilling rush. That's the closest thing you can get. Betting a million dollar, two million dollar hands. Like, what in the are we doing? Like, what are we doing? What are we doing? And I just like hearing the stories.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I don't see how they do it. You know, I don't even want to pay my damn bills on time. I mean, we got people out here gambling away millions and two million. I mean, it's how they do it. I don't even want to pay my damn bills on time. We got people out here gambling away millions and two million. It's what they do. It's a part of their lifestyle and their life. I can't say nothing. I can't say nothing because I'm
Starting point is 00:13:36 cheap. I'm the cheapest motherfucker in the world and always have been and always will be. I just like hearing the stories. All right, Ocho. It's time for your favorite segment. It's time for your favorite segment It's time for Soccer Cap Manchester Wilds fans For a fourth straight
Starting point is 00:13:50 EPL champion title After finishing above Arsenal So you now Ocho Hey listen Those that are in the chat That are fans of the beautiful game As I am Manchester City
Starting point is 00:14:03 Listen for one Congratulations to Manchester City, listen, for one, congratulations to Manchester City, but I was hoping Arsenal, I'm not going to say they bottled it because Arsenal did have a great season. Unfortunately, Man City wins for the
Starting point is 00:14:17 fourth straight time winning the EPL Championship. First 4P to English football history, unbeaten in 43 straight home matches man city this season under pep guardiola listen to me real quick six pl titles two fa cups four efl cups two community shields one champions league one super cup one club world cup one Super Cup, one Club World Cup. Unfortunately, Arsenal, the last two PL seasons, zero titles in 20 years, zero trophies in Europe in 30 years. Again, shout out to Arsenal for the last two PL seasons.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Second in wins, second in points, second in goals, second in goals conceded, five second in goal difference by 16, gave Man City a run for their money this season. Hopefully next year, Arsenal can pull it off. But again, Pep, Holland, Foden, Rodrigo, Silva. Congratulations to Man City and their fans. And we'll see you guys next season. And that is it for Soccer Cap.
Starting point is 00:15:26 That's Soccer Cap from Ocho. Ocho loves soccer, guys. So from time to time, we'll have... You know what's funny? I think people don't understand how much I love the game of soccer. I've ended relationships in the past. I broke up with women in the past over soccer.
Starting point is 00:15:46 If I had a choice, Bubba, if I had to choose between watching a soccer game or having sex with someone that was a dream of mine or a crush, I'm choosing soccer. Hey, Bubba, I'm not playing. Listen, listen, listen. Let me take my glasses off so you can see my eyes. So you understand, I'm not playing. I, listen, listen. Let me take my glass off so you can see my eyes now so you understand I'm not playing. I don't play when it comes to soccer. If it came
Starting point is 00:16:08 between a soccer game and being with Real, guess what I'm picking? I'm picking Real. You're right. I'm picking Real. Let me stop. You can tell me about somebody else. Y'all get me in trouble, man.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Oh, yeah. I ain't nothing. I want to watch more than that. I ain't watch my damn kids. No. Hey, hell nah. I want you on that one, though. Hell to the top. Boy, please.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Hey, bro, we should say you only watch your damn kids, huh? Hell no, not for that. Hey, hey, bub, give them a popsicle and say, daddy be right back. Hey, my kids got all me other day for me to come over here. I had something at the crib.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Hey, I got COVID, baby. I can't come over here. For y'all boys here, boy. Hey, hey. You know. Y'all here here, boy. Hey, hey. You know. Y'all here. Bad lead. Y'all be.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Nah, man. Ain't stopping there, Ocho. I can't do it. Hey, soccer, soccer it is, man. Soccer come before any and everything, boy. I tell you no lie. And it's been like that for years. Matter of fact, I done got fired by the NFL.
Starting point is 00:17:22 My dumb ass, when it came time to warm up for NFL games, I'm out there with a soccer ball, dribbling and going around the goddamn field. Man, Paul Tagliabue passed that rule down. Then Roger Goodell, when Roger Goodell came in, he passed the rule down. Please get the soccer ball off Chad's feet before a football game.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Marvin Lewis took my ball. I still ain't got that damn ball back. Yeah. Well, you rich, They ain't going to go nowhere. I'm broke, so I got to get in. I got to get in and prove my love. I ain't got time to be playing no games, man. Check this out, guys.
Starting point is 00:18:00 White friends wanted her husband to pay for their meals. Let's take a listen to the sound. I'm sorry, you're the only man at this table. Why are we doing separate tests? It's all women here. No, but I'm not responsible for paying everybody. I got the birthday girl.
Starting point is 00:18:14 But you invited everybody. You invited all of us. I didn't invite you. Ernestine invited you. Okay, I'm responsible for who I brought. Okay, you're the only man in the table. I'm sorry, hold on. We was all doing Russian roulette, paying for credit cards and all that.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Now all of a sudden you want to split check? We doing split checks now? That was 2021. Y'all wait. Things were different. Not 2021. But I didn't sign up for that. Okay, there's nobody else doing that.
Starting point is 00:18:38 But you participated. I know we got checked. Wait a minute, y'all. Hold on. This is my birthday, for real. Don't do that. I'm out of the business. I didn't have anything. No, no, no, no, y'all. Hold on. This is my birthday, for real. Okay. It's all a matter of business. I didn't have anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:48 It's Donnie's birthday. Wait a minute. We're not doing this. I didn't pay for nothing that I didn't get. But you did, though. But you said it was a thing. You don't pay for a seat. Okay, well, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:58 There's a 20 and everything on this table. I don't care how y'all do it. I didn't order. I didn't have anything. I just showed up here. Well, I'm sorry. Dave, but you always pay. Like, you're the only man at the table.
Starting point is 00:19:10 You're not going to pay the check, seriously. But I don't, I'm not, I'll be good. I got my whole family. It's $700 for this whole table, and it's my birthday. This is your podcast, Coco. How much? It's only chance. You being cheap.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Are you kidding me right now? I'm being cheap right now. Okay. No, if that was the case, I would have just, I would have just took you out for once in your life. Hey, for one,
Starting point is 00:19:33 I love when I get to see skits like this on Twitter all the time. Obviously, I've seen this before. It's somewhat of a skit, but I like it because it gives... A real life situation. It gives us something to discuss.
Starting point is 00:19:44 It gives us something to discuss, a real life situation. And part of the problem is, is a lot of women, a lot of women date guys that make fast money and they lose a sense of reality and thinking that when you date
Starting point is 00:19:57 and you go with us regular folk, us regular folk, you can have your friends and we can pay for everything at the table, but you got to understand who you're dealing with at certain times right when you're dealing with certain people you can't move and have them cover expenses for your friends when you go out now when you're dealing when you're dealing with your local dope boy who making fast money and it's okay and he invite all your friends and he paid for every goddamn thing or you're dealing with people that
Starting point is 00:20:22 are part of the one percent that play in the NBA, they play in the NFL, that move like that and can operate where they purchase... What's the word I'm looking for? Where high earners like to purchase for everybody. High value. Yeah, high value men. Yeah, you get it. You get it.
Starting point is 00:20:40 But that's a regular dad. A regular dad. Come on. $700? Dumb, you got that? You covering that, Dumb? Yeah, Dumb. All the rest of them females giving me what I want? Absolutely. That's the only way I pay for anything.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Everybody else got to be willing and down and ready. Then I cash out. I be asking, you going to do something? Uh-uh. Pay for your own. You good. I got you. That's the way I do that. Dumb asking, you going to do something? Uh-uh. Pay for your own. You good. I got you. That's the way I do that.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Dub, you on a quid pro quo? Mm-hmm. I can't do it. I'm not going to pay for everybody's tab and I leave. Ain't getting nothing. Nah, it don't work that way with me. Look, I... Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:21:22 They be... Look, I mean, I thought if it's your if it's if she your girl y'all supposed to pitch in all y'all pitch in for your for
Starting point is 00:21:32 if that's y'all girl that's your home girl all y'all pitch in and y'all cover the tab right not me cause I'm her dude but I cover all y'all
Starting point is 00:21:41 well it depends it depends on who the dude is now there are there are dudes out here that date women and when it's someone's birthday, there are dudes that cover the whole tab. So sometimes women are used to that
Starting point is 00:21:52 because they're dealing with dudes that I don't know how they get their money but they always cover everything. And a lot of dudes have been fooled to pay for everything because it makes them,
Starting point is 00:22:04 what's the woman say? Oh, he a real one. Girl, he pay for everything. it makes him, what's the woman say? Oh, he a real one. Girl, he pay for everything. You know? And to me, it gives women no leverage and they have no power when you have a guy
Starting point is 00:22:13 that does everything financially. If he does everything financially, you have no leverage and no power because all you have to offer is one thing. And once he get that, then he's free to do whatever he wants because he pays for every damn thing. And once he get that, then he's free to do whatever he wants.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Because he pays for every damn thing. $700? That's a child support payment for some people, man. Everybody give up child support for a month to feed y'all? Oh, hell no. Now, I will do this. I've been out. And I see everybody, you know, hey, here's my card. And, you know, they're trying to explain to the guy, well, take $150 off my card.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Well, take $75 off. I said, don't worry about it. God damn it. I'm excuse me. I said, God dang it. Here. Come on. I ain't got all night.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Y'all done passed that man 12 credit cards. And you say take $150 off yours. Take $75 off yours. Take $150 off yours. Take $32 up. Come on now. Yeah. I don't make no sense. And then somebody passed that. Well, take $32 up, come on now. Did somebody pass that? Well, Harry, I got $100 on it.
Starting point is 00:23:09 No good will you to have four drinks out of the seafood tower, and you going to talk about $100. And you know them drinks at a restaurant, Ocho, $25 a piece. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't go to no restaurant with nobody but Real. I don't go to anybody. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Yeah. Hey, but you know them drinks. When you take Rell, how much them drinks cost? Oh, I try to get it drunk. You know what I mean? I try to get it tipsy. I mean, I'm like, well, damn.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I should have brought my own bottle here and just told y'all to bring me a glass of ice. I know she watching. Rell, you watching? I know she in here. Send us some money real quick. Ray, send us $500. So, hey, hey, Dub.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Your girl say, hey, Dub, I'm going out, me and the girls. You show up. She got six of her girls. They ordered. They had a good time. They ordered a drink. They had to order, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:04 have about two or three drinks a order, you know, have about two or three drinks a piece, you know, whether they lemon drops or Moscow Mule, Cosmopolitan, whatever it is they drink. You don't order the steak, you know, somebody gonna get the lobster, somebody gonna get the crab, they don't order the
Starting point is 00:24:19 appetizer. The bill come out, the bill 15, two bands. So by the time... Hold on. How much? If it's a party of six or more, you know an 18% gratuity
Starting point is 00:24:33 is already attached to that. What you got on that, Doug? It just depends. Like I say, if one or two of them willing, then I'm paying for the whole thing. But, you know, like I said, if there ain't, they're going to have to come up. Somebody's going to have to
Starting point is 00:24:47 cash out them some. I just can't do it, man. Hey, you just said $15,000, $2,000 for the bill? Ocho, when you start getting drinks, and you start ordering them seafood, because you probably got to get it. But what are you eating at, though?
Starting point is 00:25:02 Yeah, I'm going to say the same damn thing. What the hell are you eating at? though? Yeah, I'm going to say the same damn thing. What the hell you eating at? What the hell you eating at? Mastro's, Del Frisco, Steak 48. If you go to, what's that place? Lib, I mean, Prime 112. What's that in Miami? What the hell for at Prime 112, Ochoa? Hold on. Hey, listen.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I done been to Prime 112 a few times. You know, Miles is the owner. I sit upstairs on the little balcony, overlooking everything. I go at real, when I first met her, when I first met her, I was trying to be fancy and let her know I move a little bit. I'm like the mayor around here. My bill, it wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:25:34 $1,500? Yeah. I just took my daughter. My daughter just graduated from mayor school. I took her and I think it was probably about probably about 15 15 people.
Starting point is 00:25:50 And with tax and gratuity, I paid like $3,300. Oh, heck. You're going to Golden Corral and spend $150 and be good for about 16 people at Golden Corral. But you could have went to Piccadilly's
Starting point is 00:26:06 and got the goddamn buff money. That was my baby. That was my baby graduated med school. So I told her wherever she wanted to go, wherever she wanted to go, she was good. I respect that. That was her. A couple of her best friends, a couple of her instructors that really
Starting point is 00:26:22 helped her because she was at a downtime and she was thinking about dropping out and they kept her up. I say, so whatever you want, baby, is good. OK. All right. That's that's that's that's that's understandable. And that's acceptable, obviously. But in any other scenario or circumstance, that kind of money. No, not not. The funny thing about it. I'm sitting here talking trash. That kind of money? No. Now, the funny thing about it,
Starting point is 00:26:44 I'm sitting here talking trash. You know how I tip. I tip like that, but to actually pay for a meal for the amount I tip, oh, hell no. What you tipping though, Joe? What you tip? Oh, everywhere I go.
Starting point is 00:26:57 A thousand, two thousand. Every time. Every time. No matter where I go. No. Hey, Bubba, every time. Like for the past 20 years. No matter where I go. But the Hey, Bubba, every time, like for the past 20 years, no matter where I go, but the fact that I'm paying for a meal,
Starting point is 00:27:09 $1,000 to $2,000, oh, no, that ain't happening. That ain't happening. Now, a bill, $20, the bill, $50, bill, $80, I'm tipping $1,000 every time. But you think I'm finna order $1,000 worth of food and drinks? Who finna drink that? Man, y'all messing up the game with all this shit you think I'm going to order a thousand dollars worth of food and drinks? Who's going to drink that? Man, y'all messing up the game with all this shit you and I
Starting point is 00:27:28 doing $1,500, $2,000 leaving the $1,000 tip. Y'all making it hard on me. I ain't making it hard. No, see, I eat at small... I eat at Cuban spots. I eat at Bahama Breeze. I eat at Twin Peaks.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Like, I eat at regular normal stuff. I just leave a tip because I understand when it comes to the service workers in the service industry, they don't make a livable wage and they rely on their tips. So that's why I always
Starting point is 00:27:51 go overboard in tipping. But I don't eat at the Maestro's and the Prime. I don't do that five-star shit. But you ain't going to see me there. Bahama Breeze, Red Lobster, Piccadilly's,
Starting point is 00:28:01 you'll see me at Golden Corral. I'm at Twin Peaks. Hey, my homeboy's Restaurant here Smith Hey you know Kayvon Webster From the Broncos
Starting point is 00:28:08 Remember Kayvon Webster Yeah And he got a restaurant Called Smith and Webster Man My dog My dog at the city He got eye crave
Starting point is 00:28:17 And I got a Cuban spot I go to right here in Miami In Davie called Havana Cuban Cuisine That's it I rotate the same restaurants the past 15 years. I'm shaking. I'm tearing up too.
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Starting point is 00:31:31 I'm getting ready to leave for a couple hours. Can you have my room clean? I leave, like, $60. I tell the front desk, can you have my room clean? Left $60. The money that's on the table, that's theirs. Boom. Hey, extra towels or whatever I need.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Like, just while I was leaving, I said, can you clean my room? I called down. They hadn't sent anybody. Man, that lady left that room. She was cleaning one room. She got that cart. She went on down there, cleaned that room, left me some extra towels.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah, I don't mind. People do a good service. I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't really go out. I don't mind. People do a good service. I don't mind. I don't mind, Peyton. I don't really go out. I don't really go out to the... When the kids come, when I go home to Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:32:14 I go to... Where I go to? Hey, tell me. Matter of fact, I leave for Atlanta in the morning at 7 a.m. Tell me what restaurant to go to. Toast on Lent. I go to a Chops.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Pull up on Toast on Lent, man. Oh, you're talking about Toast on Lent? That's a breakfast spot. Breakfast is the right spot. Bobby, you in Atlanta? No, I'm in H-Town. But I'm saying, you go to H-T-L, man, you good. I go to Chops.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I go to Chops because they always going to work with me. They always going to get me in. Even if I call 30 minutes before I come, they're going to accommodate me, my kids, Shelly. If I go with Jordan or somebody like that. So if I need a table for six, they're going to take care of me because I've always been going there. So I always go there. And it's expensive. I mean, you know, my kids are going to order steak.
Starting point is 00:33:01 They're going to get the lobster bisque. They're going to get this and say, have a good time. It is what it is. I ain't going to take steak. They're going to get the lobster bisque. They're going to get this. It's like, have a good time. It is what it is. I ain't going to take none of it with me. When you go to Ace Town, though, go to Oraster Hook. I got you. I don't mean. You come down to Ace Town, go to Oraster Hook.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I'm allergic to shellfish. You don't want to go there again. You don't want to go there again. That Alfred D. Jack. I keep that Alfred D. Jack in that little pocket. That little pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That little diamond. That jacket. I keep that Alphard D jacket in that little pocket. That little pocket pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That little diamond.
Starting point is 00:33:27 That what I... It does. It do the same thing. And I won't swell up. Yeah. It'll swell up, but I won't swell up. You know what I'm saying? Family.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I don't know what y'all talking about. Baby. Oh, man. She green, man. She sleep, man. Matter of eight. Okay, Ocho. baby oh man she green man she sleep man okay Ocho here it is what it is it's time for our favorite
Starting point is 00:33:53 segment it's called Spello Cinco Dub I don't know if you watched this but Ocho Spello Beat Champ once I put that hat on once I put that hat on. Once I put that hat on, you know what it is. Hey, chat, this for y'all, chat.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Huh? And never forget, never forget. I had one semester at Harvard before I got thrown out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Academic scholar. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, Ocho, your first word is jubilant. I can tell by the interaction Rail is a very jubilant person. Jubilant. I mean, jubilant.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Jubilant, jubilant, jubilant. J-U-B--U-B-I L-E-N-T J-U-B I L-A-N-T Jubilant That's what I just said
Starting point is 00:34:54 No you said E I said A I didn't say E I said Jubilant L-A-N-T I know I know I'm not tripping I know how to spell Jubilant L-A-N-T I know I'm not tripping I know how to spell Jubilant I said J-U-V-I-L-A-N-T
Starting point is 00:35:13 not E-L-A-N-T 0 for 1 to Chad say you're 0 for 1 the next word is vivacious vivacious well how you gonna cheat me out of my word, though? Hey, Bubba, you just heard me say A, right?
Starting point is 00:35:29 I said A-L-A-N-T. Chad said you got it wrong, Ocho. That's why the next word is vivacious. Vi-vi-vivacious? Yes. Yes. word is vivacious. Vi? Vi? Vivacious?
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yes. Vi. One would assume that Ocho has a very vivacious personality. That I do. That I do. I ain't gonna lie to you about that. I do have a vivacious personality. Now, I don't know how to spell that, motherfucker, but I'm finna do the best I can. Do the best you can.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Vivacious. Vi. Vi. Don't Vi-vacious. Don't look at the chat. Just keep, just look at me. I ain't look at the chat. I ain't got no chat. Vivacious. V-I-V-A-C-I-O-U-S.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Vivacious. That is correct. Oh! Stop playing with your boy, boy! What you talking about? What? You see what that shirt say what you see what that shirt say you see what that shirt say i saw what the chat i saw what his chat said too okay industrious you talk about the chat i don't need no chat this is what i do i n d u s t r i o u s i don't need no chat
Starting point is 00:36:42 what you talk about this is what do. Don't play with me. Look at my shirt. What it say? Next word. You're two for one. Enthusiastic. I've been two for one. I'm more than two for one.
Starting point is 00:36:56 What you talking about? I'm enthusiastic. Two for three. Excuse me. You're two for three. You missed one. Two for three. Enthusiastic.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Yes. E-N. T-H-U. S-I-A. S-T-I-C. Correct. I know it's correct. What you thought was going to happen?
Starting point is 00:37:23 I went to Harvard. I worked hard for this. What you talk about? Don't play with me. You're three for four. The last word is benevolent. Don't play with me. What you talk about? The last word is benevolent.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Benevolent. Benevolent. Who is that? It's like a Christmas cow? No. We know, but don't worry about it. Benevolent. Okay. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Let me take my hat and my shades off now. This is an important one for me because this means a lot to me. Benevolent. Can you use it in a sentence, please? Benevolent Can you use it in a sentence please Uh People that give
Starting point is 00:38:10 Are considered benevolent Ah like in church Like the offering Yes Oh the benevolent The offering In church Well this is a tough one here
Starting point is 00:38:24 Unc, man. I ain't gonna lie to you. Bubba, you wanna help me out a little bit? I might be happy with a couple words. B-E-N-E-V-O-L-E-N-T. There it is. Correct. B-E-N-E-V-O-L-E-N-T.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Hey! We out here. Ah, let's go. Now it's time for Dunk on Unk Hey, what I went for? I went four for five, right? Four for five
Starting point is 00:38:53 Hey, there's one thing about it There's one thing about it That Harvard education did me well What? That Harvard education did me well They can't tell me I ain't no scholar Hold on, hold on Let me put my reading glasses on
Starting point is 00:39:07 So I can see now Take this hat off I don't need that no more Yes, sir Man, that was a good one, man I feel good about that too, boy Hey I think it's the fam new shirt
Starting point is 00:39:22 That's why I did so good tonight Dunk on on Chat, y'all pay attention now You ready? boy. Hey, I think it's the fam new shirt. That's why I did so good tonight. Dunk on on. Chat, y'all pay attention now. You ready? Onk, you ready? Yeah, we done. Yes. Alright, alright. Don't cheat now. I don't know who that is talking to you in the air to the left. Don't cheat now. That's Ashby sitting to the left where she always
Starting point is 00:39:39 sits. In the chair. Okay, okay. Tell Ash don't give you none of the answers. Like it's her chair. Alright. Question number one. Okay, tail ass don't give you none of the answers. Like it's her chair. All right. Question number one. What team is the oldest franchise in professional football history? What team is the oldest franchise
Starting point is 00:39:58 in professional football history? I would say the Packers, the Acme Packers. That is absolutely motherfucking wrong. Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals started playing professional football in 1899 in Chicago under the name the Morgan Athletic Club. You are awful wrong. But they
Starting point is 00:40:18 were not a football. They were not professional. They were not an NFL team. I didn't say, did I say NFL? I said professional What? I didn't say NFL I said professional I said professional football history
Starting point is 00:40:33 Okay Ocho You're 0-1 Don't try to move the goalposts The NFL started You are 0-1 Okay Question number two Which The NFL started. Go ahead. You are 0-1. Okay. Question number two.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Which NFL team offense was nicknamed Air Correale during the 1980 NFL season? The Chargers. Okay. I knew you was going to know that one. Now I gave you that easy one just to bring you back just to bring your confidence up to bring you back down to reality. Alright, question number three. I know you're feeling good about yourself, but you're
Starting point is 00:41:14 going to get this one wrong. What city did the Tennessee Titans plan before taking up their permanent residence in Nashville? What city did the Tennessee Titans plan before taking up their permanent residence in Nashville. What city did the Tennessee Titans plan before taking up their permanent residence in Nashville? They started in Houston
Starting point is 00:41:32 as the Houston Oilers and then they went to... I think so. Damn. Come on, you know this come on now well nah they played nah because when we played them they played
Starting point is 00:41:56 at Vanderbilt Stadium so they were in Nashville so are we saying let me read it to you again let me read it to you again because you sound like you're fishing for the answers. Don't look at the chat. Don't look at the chat. Matter of fact, close your eyes.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Close your eyes. Have mercy, yeah. Yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, look at the ceiling. Talk to God, man. Okay. What city did the Tennessee Titans play in before, the key word is before,
Starting point is 00:42:23 taking up their permanent residence in Nashville. Abel, the only other city I can think of is Memphis. Hell no. Hell no. See? You're cheating, man. Oh, Joe! The only other city you can think of is Memphis.
Starting point is 00:42:40 You would have said Memphis from the get-go. Oh, Joe, hold on. I needed clarification. I just read the question off the same way I read it the first two times. You're giving me clarification. You're saying not Houston because they were the Houston Oilers.
Starting point is 00:42:56 They left Houston, went to Tennessee. Now, when we played them, they played at Nashville Stadium. They played at Vanderbilt. That had nothing to do with the question that was asked. The question said... I can't ask for clarification. You asked me to use it in the sentence. Okay. All right. Memphis was
Starting point is 00:43:11 the correct answer, but I know you got that from the chat. So, okay. Bet. Oh, Lord have mercy. I know you got it from the chat. Okay. Come on, I'm going to keep my eyes closed on this one. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Chat, y'all stop writing the answers down, man, before I jump in the chat, man, and go headlong. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:43:26 You say you can't see the chat. You ain't got no chat. Because when I've asked you to stop looking at the chat and spell, you say you're going to see the chat. No, I can't. Because I would have to have my laptop. I have to have a second page open for me to see it. No, you got your phone open.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Go ahead. I'm listening. Go ahead. It's my questions. I don't have YouTube on my phone. Yeah, you do. No, I don't I got a cricket
Starting point is 00:43:46 I ain't got no damn YouTube on there That's right You got cricket, mint, mobile It don't matter Here we go What NBA team saw a height difference Of two feet and four inches Between two players?
Starting point is 00:44:02 What NBA team saw Manute bowl And Muggsy Bowls. And what team did they play for? I'm going to say Washington Bullets. Okay, okay. You got that one right.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You got that one right. You got that one right. After getting the last two wrong. I'm long gone. I'm AOL. I'm a long gone now. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:31 What are the most rebounds? What are the most rebounds Wilt Chamberlain ever got in one game? 55. Against who? You see what he did, Dub? Dub, you see what he did? I shot that thing up the rack.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I don't need that. Stop playing with me, Ochoa. You got to tell me the team. That's not what you said. You ain't let me finish the question. I was trying to finish the rest of the question. Dub, you see what he tried to do with me, Dub? You see what he does, son?
Starting point is 00:44:58 You asked me how many was the most rebounds Will ever got in the game. I think it was 55. Boom. Now you take the team. I mean, to finish the question, I would like in the game. I think it was 55. Boom. Now you take the team. I mean, to finish the question, I would like to know what game and who he was playing against.
Starting point is 00:45:09 You don't know? If you don't know, just say you don't know. I got it right. I ain't going to let you add on. Okay. I'm going to give you a bonus question. I'm going to give you a bonus question.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Who's the only player in NBA history to accumulate 20,000 points in his career despite averaging fewer than 15 points per game. I kind of like being tied with you. I don't feel I need to answer this question because right now I'm four for five. Right now I'm four for five. What you scared of?
Starting point is 00:45:43 What you scared of? I kind of like being. I'm an academic scholar. I went to Harvard. So I'm expected to be able to spell all kind of words. And I've studied the dictionary. Now, when it comes to sports, you say you know basketball so well. I did.
Starting point is 00:45:59 You say you AOL. You AOL. You AOL. I'm long gone. I got it. Ocho. At this point in time, I don't need the bonus. Hey, you say you AOL. You a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a You scared? You want the answer anyway to the bonus? Yeah, I'm gonna get you out of here. The answer was Robert Parrish. Motherfucker played a hundred years. He did.
Starting point is 00:46:32 He definitely did. He did. He played with the Celtics. He played with the Bulls. I don't know if he played with anybody after that, but I know he played with the Celtics and the Bulls, and he played a lot of years. Because he probably played like 13 or 14 years with the Celtics and the Bulls, and he played a lot of years. Because he probably played like 13 or 14 years with the Celtics.
Starting point is 00:46:52 That's a lot of years. Okay, we tied. You did that, Ocho? No, it wasn't no tie. It wasn't no tie. Four for five. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Four for five.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Listen, one of the answers you looked at the chat to get, that Memphis answer you looked at the chat. I don't need to get no chat. I don't need to look at no chat, Ocho. You did. Ocho, that's me. Everybody know that you have looked at the chat and gotten a fan, but they know we get it.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Get it to them. Hey, you went to Savannah State. I went to fam. I know. That's the difference. I know. I know. I'm a rattler.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Wait, what's Savannah State? What's y'all? What y'all is? Tigers. Yeah, and you know what happened when a rattler bite a tiger? It died. Not no Siberian, baby.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Siberian tiger went by 4,500. Hey, man, a rattlesnake poison to have a Siberian tiger dead in two minutes. Nah, we don't even worry about them. We don't even worry about no rattlesnakes. First of all, there ain't going to be no rattlesnake poison to have a Siberian tiger dead in two minutes. Nah, we don't even worry about them. We don't even worry about no rattlesnakes. First of all, ain't going to be no rattlesnakes over there. Maybe some cobras, but not no rattlesnakes. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:47:57 All right, guys, it's time for our last segment of the day, and it's called Q&A. and it's called Q&A. Shalit Jr. said, great comedy show tonight, Bubba Dub. Yeah, we appreciate Dub coming on, jumping on with us. We know you love basketball.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Want to give him some light, guys. Hey, Dub, tell them what day is your show come on? When are you on? What time? I'm on Monday through Friday on YouTube on the Bubba Dub show. I'm dropping Eastern time, 3pm Eastern time every day, Monday through Friday.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You can catch that show. There you have it. Mars V. Nuggets should be asserting themselves to Kembe Mutombo rolling over his grave. Actually, Mutombo is still alive. But they stole that from Bubba Dub because when a team loses, he always says their great players
Starting point is 00:48:46 are rolling over in his grave. So that's an homage to Bubba Dove. Laney Ray said, Miss Nightcap, a fam made it home from Vegas live. I have to wear my glove shirt every game now since. I wore it tonight and they won. Go Wolves. Are you guys superstitious about anything?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Dove, let me start with you. Dove, are you superstitious about anything? Dub, let me start with you. Dub, are you superstitious about anything? Yeah, I don't like nobody to cut poles. I'm from the South, man. So if I go around a pole, you got to go around it with me. You can't cut that pole. You're going to give me bad luck. Okay, we can't split it. Yeah, we can't split it. Nah, so yeah, I'm very superstitious. Oh, Joe, you superstitious? Huh?
Starting point is 00:49:20 You superstitious? Yeah. I mean, it might be weird to some people, but for me, anytime I partake in horizontal or vertical activity with the love interest, we always have to say a prayer before. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I'm saying a prayer after because I'm glad she made it. Ain't nothing happened. You know what I'm saying? The hammer, baby. Black hammer coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't no hammer on this end.
Starting point is 00:49:48 So the prayer that I always put in was the hope that she still stay after finding out. But see, that's the thing. But see, you small like that. See, when you're born, see, when you got a spiked nail, you need a sledgehammer.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Right. You driving a nail with a tack hammer. You put pictures on the wall. You know what I'm saying? I'm driving a spike nail. Listen, I wasn't blessed and I'm not ashamed of that. I'm not ashamed of that and I wasn't blessed. Well, put that baby D on him.
Starting point is 00:50:15 I did. I tried. I tried. Why do you think this one ain't left yet? Hey, Doug, they say that ultra be flying up underneath like a mechanic, working on the radiator.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Flying up underneath. Is that right? Is that right? Listen, I told you, I told you, and I tell you again, listen,
Starting point is 00:50:35 three inches at 90 miles an hour does damage. That's all, that's all that matter. Man, you ain't,
Starting point is 00:50:40 you ain't, they ain't doing nothing. You ready? I tell you what, I'll be so close to mine, I'll be ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what, I'll be so close to mine. I'll be so close to mine,
Starting point is 00:50:48 I'll be on her ass like back pockets. Man, y'all need to stop. Man, Ocho, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Hey, listen, man. Listen, I'm glad I can live in my truth, man. So I feel free. Being able to live in my truth
Starting point is 00:51:03 and not worry about what nobody say. Y'all can make fun of me and talk shit all you want, man. It's what it is. But I guess paper cuts, paper cuts, they sting a little bit. Oh, they hurt. Oh, they definitely hurt. And, you know, I get in there, I get to talking and, you know, before I do anything,
Starting point is 00:51:20 you saw the movie 300, right? Yeah. Anytime. Well, with that one in there in that bedroom now, when I'm coming out of the shower and I scream, this is Sparta,
Starting point is 00:51:31 oh, bitch, it's on. Oh, it's on. I'm finna kick walls in and doors down. Boy, you hear me? I don't play no games. Man, please. I'm there telling you,
Starting point is 00:51:41 anytime you really small fellas, all of you that aren't well endowed, I'm telling you, the more you're really small fellas all of you that aren't that aren't well endowed I'm telling you the more you talk the more they lose lose interest in the fact that you are not
Starting point is 00:51:52 really developed in that area you know the more you talk you just it just ah it's a mind thing it's mind games
Starting point is 00:52:00 you got to play them you know we got to do other things that's what you're there for them you try to convince yourself nah I ain't got I got to convince them. You know, we got to do other things. That's what you'd aim for them. You try to convince yourself. No, I ain't got to convince them. You try to convince yourself you got to lug your line in the harbor. She know it's a rowboat.
Starting point is 00:52:13 That's fine. That's fine. And you know, rowboat. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Rowboat get you from point A to point B, don't it? Man, please.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I ain't got that kind of time, Ocho. I ain't got that kind of time. Itcho. I ain't got that kind of time. It's okay. I found somebody to love me for me. Yeah, man. I ain't got that kind of time, man. Yeah, she love me.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Stick with her, Ocho. Stick with her, man. Stick with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find somebody to love you. Yeah, I found somebody to love me for me. And I'm part of the
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Starting point is 00:55:43 Goal standard, please tell the truth. You know Michael Jordan is the GOAT. You know LeBron is not the GOAT. Go stand up. Please tell the truth. You know Michael Jordan is the GOAT. You know LeBron is not the GOAT. He's top two or three. Tell the truth. Bro, that's my opinion. I mean, people might say Kobe.
Starting point is 00:55:57 People might say Kareem. People might say Jordan. But to me, LeBron, that's my truth. DeJuan Hines says, which quarterback in this year's draft will be the best after the first five years as a starter in the NFL? Who you taking, Ocho? You said this year's draft?
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yeah, the quarterback. The quarterback? Caleb Williams, Jaden Daniels, Drake May, J.J. McCarthy, Bo Nix, Michael Pinnock Jr. It's tough. It's between Caleb Williams and Jaden Daniels. If I had to lean towards one, I'm going to go with Jaden Daniels.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Okay. I like Caleb Williams, but I think Jaden Daniels has a little bit more freedom and a little bit more upside because of the dual threat that he can be. I'm going with Bo Nix. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I never saw him pay, man.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Yeah. Yeah. I think after five years, I think he's going to be better than all of them. Damn. Shit. So I'm paying the guru. See what we can do with Drew Brees. Well, he ain't do it.
Starting point is 00:56:59 He ain't do it with nobody else. He was going to do it with Jameis, but Jameis had cataracts. ain't do it with nobody else. He was going to do it with Jameis, but Jameis had cataracts. Man, you know what, Ocho? I really like what Chicago's done surrounding Caleb Williams with. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:15 You got some good pieces, Ronnie, man. Rome, DJ Moore, Keenan Allen, Cole Kmet. Yeah. Ain't going to do nothing in Chicago. Yeah. Ain't gonna do nothing in Chicago. Them boys scared for they live down in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I wouldn't even want to play there, I know. But listen, I like what Jaden Daniels got to work with and Jahan Dotson and McLaurin. What you call,
Starting point is 00:57:37 well, hey, J.B. McCarthy got, he got Justin Jefferson, he got Addison, he got T.J. Hawkinson. Yeah, that's a name. He got some slouches. Yeah, he got some boys over there too.
Starting point is 00:57:48 I don't really know a whole lot about the OC at Chicago. O'Connell, I'm pretty familiar with him in Kansas City. Not Kansas City, excuse me. In Minnesota. Sean Payton with Bo Nix in Denver.
Starting point is 00:58:04 I don't know who Raheem brought over in Atlanta. And he's probably a couple of years away from getting an opportunity to play. So he's probably going to start with probably a two-year lag time. Right. At least a year. At least a year. Now, they start out losing.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Michael Penix, hey, just be ready because you never know. I mean, they probably tell you next year or the year after, but prepare yourself as if you're going to go in right now. So, you know what? Instead of just taking chalk, I'm going to take J.J. McCarthy in Minnesota.
Starting point is 00:58:45 But I love what Caleb Williams, what they did for Caleb. They gave him some weapons. He got some weapons. They drafted a receiver at nine. They traded for Keenan Allen. D.J. Moore is still there. Cole Komet is a nice tight end. Hawkinson, you remember Hawkinson tore it.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I think he tore his knee. So it'll be interesting to see how quick he can get back up and will he start the season on the pup list or will he be ready to go starting week one early September my question is who's the best team, best NFL team in the NFC South coming into the 2024
Starting point is 00:59:21 season? Well I think you have to take Tampa they won the division last year, I don't I think you have to take Tampa. They won the division last year. I don't think they did anything to take a step back. No, they haven't. And yeah, they gave that goddamn money. So, you know, he's feeling good. Yeah. They gave Mike Evans
Starting point is 00:59:36 his money, too. He deserved it, though. Mike deserved it. Oh, for sure. Mike definitely deserved it. But I like, look, Baker quit, look. Cleveland, Carolina, the Rams. He's playing on a $6, $7 million contract. He earned the $30 million a year.
Starting point is 00:59:57 I don't think they paid overboard. They didn't have to give him $45, $50 million. He's making a nice salary. I think he can live with that. Plus, he's in the state of Texas no state income tax I think he played well enough to show because it was going to be tough now because you know
Starting point is 01:00:12 they got rid of people like well but the mere fact that they entertained and ended up going out and getting Deshaun Watson tells you what Cleveland thought of him he goes to Carolina it goes to Carolina. It goes to show you because
Starting point is 01:00:27 and look at what they gave up to get him as opposed to what they gave up to get Sam Darnold. Show you what they thought of him. Now, I get the Ram situation. What you call him was hurt. Matthew Stafford. He wasn't going to be the starter there. They was never going to get rid of Matthew Stafford for
Starting point is 01:00:43 Baker Mayfield. But going to Tampa, playing with Mike Evans, playing with the other ghost of the guy on the other side from Penn State. Go, Joe. Chris Godwin. Chris Godwin. I think he acquitted himself very well. I think he earned his payday. Not deserved.
Starting point is 01:01:01 He earned his payday. And I would say, for me, they would be the best team coming into the season. Boss Lady, hey Shannon, your reaction to us starting a Friends was so sweet. What do you think a woman can do, say, wear or make for a man that makes him feel
Starting point is 01:01:17 like a king? Vice versa. A man to his queen. What can she wear? What? I don't care about no clothes. I don't care about that. My favorite color is butt naked brown. Hey, put that on.
Starting point is 01:01:34 You can't go wrong with that. A t-shirt and your naked ass. Hey, I mean, it's... That lingerie, that stuff look good, you know, I mean, it's... All that lingerie, that stuff look good, you know, I guess in the magazine,
Starting point is 01:01:49 you know, back in the magazine and stuff like that. But man, Flea, I ain't got that kind of time. I like, look, put on a tank top, your bonnet, you know, that's it. I like them family reunion t-shirts.
Starting point is 01:02:04 I like when they put them family reunion t-shirts I like when they put them family reunion t-shirts their old grandma and grandpa on the picture come here yeah come here hey
Starting point is 01:02:12 and you know what you know what I'm saying hey and come to your waist I didn't need I didn't need to see the I didn't I don't need to come down
Starting point is 01:02:19 to your knees or thighs just to your waist yeah like those like yeah man like my jersey like my jersey. Like my jersey I used to wear in the NFL. Had it fitted right. That's all I need. That's all
Starting point is 01:02:30 I need. Man. Woo! Woo! Girl, you about to be in a heap of trouble. Woo! I'm coming to bed, you know. What can a guy wear
Starting point is 01:02:45 to make his woman feel like a queen? Where? What about take instead of wear? I don't talk that way. I don't talk, but I will make you feel like a queen about 45 minutes ago. You don't know nothing about it. That's what I already took it.
Starting point is 01:03:07 I'm a honey pack king down here in Texas. Hey, just a little extra. Just a little sub, just a little extra. See, all the other stuff. See, that's why I don't like my food hot.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Everybody tell me, man, your food still. I don't like to do all that blowing. I like to get right to that. Hey, as is out here. Don't. Be ready to go. You ever took something
Starting point is 01:03:34 and something don't show up? Nah. Hey, hold on. Damn. What happened to you, bro? I ain't got no baby silver Well go and sit that back on cash I'm just saying
Starting point is 01:03:51 Go tell me to refund that man I'm requesting that back immediately Hell no No That's one thing That's one thing I can say about old Rollo Rollo ain't never let me down he ain't never let me down
Starting point is 01:04:10 who's Rollo the hammer I put that baby arm on him hey I put that diamond on him he for sure he for sure he want for sure, he 100.
Starting point is 01:04:27 I ain't said that diamond God, but it's the closest thing for 100% that they got. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she told me too. Yeah, that's what my baby told me. She say, one thing about Russell. No, she called me Russell. Nah, I ain't bullshit. Baby, she called me Russell. Nah, I ain't bullshit.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Baby, hey. She sleep now, but she... Old Black Hammer? Nah, yeah, nah. She called it Russell the Love Muscle. Man. Yeah. Hey, would I hit the door?
Starting point is 01:04:57 Yeah. Right away. What? Hey, we got to get you married, man. We got to get you married, man. Stop trying to marry me off. We got to get you married, man. We got to get you married, man. Stop trying to marry me off. We got to get you married. There's too many that's willing and ready, man.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Man, these women ain't worth a damn, my old chum. I'm trying to get married, man. Thank you. Thank you, bud. I don't know what's going on, man. No, old chum. You got your queen, man. Everybody can't find their queen.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I got somebody for you, too. I don't want one. I'm just not starting to get a lot of money. I want to keep my money. I ain't got time. I got one for you. You got money. She's not a liability.
Starting point is 01:05:35 She's an asset. I got somebody for you. Hey, Dub, I done told him. Sometimes you got to slay a lot of dragons before you get to your queen. You know what I'm saying? I mean, the queen up in the tower and they got to protect them by some dragons. So you got to get a couple of them dragons out the way.
Starting point is 01:05:51 I ain't listening to no joke. I'm telling you, man. Y'all purpose in life and fulfillment and for y'all cup to runneth over like y'all wanted to, your life will never be complete until you find a wife. Oh, that cup runneth over. Oh, I know to runneth over like y'all wanted to, your life will never be complete until you find a wife. Oh, that cup runneth over. Oh, I know it runneth over. It don't runneth over as much as you think it can, though.
Starting point is 01:06:11 I ain't talking about that cup. I'm talking about the other kind of cup. That's what he said. Y'all don't know what you're talking about. I spilled my drink. That was the Holy Cup. And we ain't talking about communion juice either. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:06:23 What you're talking about about what I'm talking about we different man you watch your mind man you're trying to get a you see a bubble he always every time
Starting point is 01:06:34 man you need to go get back I got somebody hey I'm telling you I got I got somebody
Starting point is 01:06:40 perfect for you bubble you know she bring in about 300,000 300,000 a year that's perfect for you, brother. You know, she bring in about $300,000 a year. That's perfect for you. $300,000 what, for stress? No.
Starting point is 01:06:49 You know what I'm saying? Because she got a bag too. You ain't no better telling her. Yeah, but she listen. She listen. I think that's one of her best assets. I don't want a chick that got daddy problems. We different. You know what I'm saying? We different.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I don't want all that. You know what I'm saying? I want to have daddy problems and I'm daddy. I'm the dude what I'm saying we different I don't want all that you know what I'm saying I want to have daddy problems and I'm daddy I'm the dude I'm going to fix it absolutely
Starting point is 01:07:11 you and your dad got good relations yeah bye she going to confide in you it's going to take an awful lot
Starting point is 01:07:21 for her to leave you that's right oh shoot hey but y'all hell man man nobody's bad you, Dub. It's going to take an awful lot for it to leave you. That's right. Oh, shoot. Hey, but y'all here, man. Man, Dub out his mind. Y'all here. Hey, guys. Hey, this was a great show, guys.
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Starting point is 01:09:42 Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. We're off. Congratulations to the Pacers. Congratulations to the Timberwolves. They make their respective conference finals. Western Conference, Timberwolves, Eastern Conference, Pacers. We'll see you tomorrow night. Ocho and I, we're back.
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