Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Viral Haircuts, Cookout do's and don'ts

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss a new viral haircut sensation, whether pizza bites are acceptable cookout food, and much more! 0:00 New Haircut going Viral5:10 Pizza bites to a cookout8:45 Spell-o-Cinco12:20 Dunk On Unc22:40 Q and Ayyyyy #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, check this out, Ocho. New haircut for bald men is going viral. Ocho, what do you think about this one? Let me see. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, this is some good clippers right there. Oh, I'm like... Oh, that's dope. I like that. It almost look like a shag. It's like a body with a shag at the back.

Oh, he got a fake combo. Bro, let that go. He got the faded shag. Yeah, you don't like that? Hell no. I mean, they do that in Dallas. I like it on him. They do it in Dallas.

Well, obviously, it's a little bit more than that. Hell no. That's cool. I like that. Man, I had to look at that. I like it. Oh, man. That man got a...

How you have the faded shag? That's dope. I like it. I'm going to do mine like that. Now, if I can get the beard, if I can get the beard effect like that, if I can get my beard to grow in like full... Man, your beard gonna be splotchy as well.

That's the whole point. I was thinking about getting the lace front. You know they got the lace front beards. Yeah, I see that. Man, your beard gonna be looking like you got the mange. No, not really. I mean, I get a good one. Yes, he will. Nah, I give get a good one. Yes, it will. Nah, I get me a good lace front. You know I do hair, man.

That's all right. I tell you what, you let me kick you with a beard. I bet it's like it's a burnt motorhole. You know that's what they do to dogs. They put burnt motorhole on dogs when they got the mange. You go out there with a beard, that shit gonna look splotchy as fuck. Hey, I'm telling you, I'm gonna be clean one day

when I come on the show and I have a full set of hair with waves and a nice little paw and a beard. Oh, you gonna get that man unit? Yeah, I'm gonna get that man unit. I'm telling you. Yeah.

Hey, I'm telling you. That's like when I want to reinvent myself, you know, and I just want to just look different. I'm coming you, that's like when I'm, when I, when I want to reinvent myself, you know, and I just want to just look different. I'm coming. Yeah. No ball. Waves.

No. Well, you can't tell Rhea. You can't tell Rhea. They go to bed and then let Rhea rub your hair. She run. She would jump up out of it. Why you get in on that? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You one thing about him.

I have him a wave cap. I'm having a wave cap. I'm having my wave cap I'm having my wave cap I'm having my wave cap I'm gonna think about that if anybody in the chat anybody in the chat know where I can get a lace front beard that looks similar

to the guy that we just on that we just on here in that diagram or just I just want my beard full even if it's lace front I don't care where I can

it look like I'm from Philly y'all know what I'm talking about. If you send me the information in the chat, I will definitely get one. You laughing? I'm serious, huh? I know you're serious. That's the part that I'm laughing about. Your ass gonna get one. Oh, yeah. I get it. I already know if you grow

that thing, man, that thing gonna be full right here, missing a couple plugs right there, right here be full over there. That's the thing I don't like about my beard. It don't grow in full. I blame that on my mom and my daddy. But I ain't really tripping because they gave me athleticism.

You know the old joke? It's funny how men can have a big old beard, big bushy beard, and be balled like a cue ball. Man, you don't want to plug some of that and put it up here? Wait, you could do that? Nah, they normally take it

from the back. Right. But if you think about it, it looks different. Especially on black men when you get them things because the hair is different. There's a different texture of hair back here compared to what's up here. Okay. Yeah. But, hey,

I guess if you want some hair, it is what it is. I'm telling you, I'm going to look sharp. You know what I want? I want one of them Paul Georges. Man, you see Paul George hair come all the way down here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You got to look

for it. Yeah, man. Paul George got a cap. You remember they used to put the cap on the cars and the trucks? They called them a cap. They had little stench and vibes over the top. Man, Paul George got the best lineup ever in the history. Nah, Jalen Rose got the best lineup, man. Man, they be saying, Jalen, I don't know.

When I saw J. Rose, I saw him at DJ Khaled's golf tournament, I looked close. I think that's his real hair. People talk about, man, he got a man, you know what I'm talking about? I said, nah. Well, J. Jalen always had hair, though. I was looking. I was like, hmm, let me see.

It real. Nah, it real. It real. Yeah. I'm hitting with that wave check real quick alright Ocho somebody bought a pizza bites

to a cookout look at this pic Ocho hey that ain't bad ain't nothing listen pizza bites that could be new it's like finger foods. Do a cookout?

Yeah, finger foods. You know, you put... I got a finger for you. Listen, this is a good thing because this is what you do. That could be the appetizer until the food is ready. You put the pizza bites on there first. Put them on a platter. Walk around with the pizza bites.

Walk around with the pizza bites. Let walk around with a piece of bites, let people get some of the bites, to hold them until the food is actually ready. That's a great idea, whoever did that. That's a great idea. It's like finger foods. Or when you go to a nice restaurant, or you go in the mall,

and they have the food on the stick. Nah, man, hell nah, nah. You eat that, hold on, you eat that? That sample, you eat samples? You don't eat samples? Hell nah! Wait a minute, let me tell you what I used to do when I was a little kid. I eat samples, go back one time,

and come by and look the opposite way so they don't look at my face. I don't want to make eye contact. You never want to make eye contact when you go back for a second sample. Yeah, I just look to the left, put my and reach out, then grab another one. Yeah, ain't no shame in my game. Girl, you know you go back for a second sample. Yeah, I just look to the left, put my and reach out, then grab another one. Yeah, ain't no shame in my game. Girl, you know you go to

Costco, you know Costco, they had their toy for them samples. Wait, don't you gotta have a car for Costco? Yeah. Yeah, I ain't wanna fill out all that goddamn paperwork. I ain't got time for that. I just wanna come shop. Huh?

Huh? You think I'm paying $50 for a Costco card? Like, come't got time for that. I just want to come shop. Huh? It ain't $50. You think I'm paying $50 for a Costco card? Like, come on, be for real. Man, you get bought. I mean, with all them kids you got, you need a 25-gallon mayonnaise. But, Unc,

do you realize my kids are growing right except three of them? They wasn't growing at the time. Well, back then, I wasn't going to Costco. Peanut butter and jelly, honey buns,

But I'm not saying you get those big old, you remember them little mini, them little chips? Man, you get a couple of things because they come for the summer. Man, y'all not fit to be,

eat a bag, but you get a bag, big bag of chips, they take a handful out and leave the bag open. Now that you're talking about that, these chips stay up. Yeah, I know.

Yes, because you left it open. So you're talking about, daddy, these chips stale. Yeah, so you left it open. So you're talking about they got the big barrel where you twist the top off? No, the chips, no, I got a little fun size.

The little mini packs. So you get like Cheetos and you get like, you get different types, but it's small. Because if you buy the big bag, they stick their head, everybody's sticking their head

and they don't be like they're playing, ain't nobody washing their hands. Man, I don't want them chips. And then they leave the bag open and talk about the chips tail yeah i know what you're talking about now okay okay matter of fact i'm gonna make them do that all my kids coming home from college everybody be home what next week or week after next i'm gonna send the costco get a costco car so i can i can i'm gonna have a them i'm gonna venture with them in costco and and do exactly what you're talking about. Go get special water for them.

You got to get them a little small water. They get the big water, they drink it, sit it down. And now I got six bottles of water. Water that ain't nobody drink. Who water is this? I don't know. It's the dogs drinking it. Because nobody wanted it because they don't know who water it was. So, you know, now the dog

drinking water. I said, uh-uh. So, you know, now the dog drinking water. I said, uh-uh. No, no. Y'all not going to come here and do this to me. Y'all finna get this water. Y'all finna get this water. Like 72 of them watered in a case. Right.

I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to do that. Okay, Ocho. Now it's time for Spello Cinco. Hey. Former teammate edition. Former teammate. Yes.

Yes. And the first name tonight, John Kitna. John Kitna. John Kitna. John Kitna. J-O-N-K-I-T-N-A. John Kitna. John Kitna. J-O-N-K-I-T-N-A. John Kitna. That is correct.

He was your first head coach, Dick LeBeau. Oh, that's a good one. Dick LeBeau. LeBeau. LeBeau. I think, I canBeau. I think. I can't remember. I might get this wrong.

L-E-B-E-A-U. I'm not sure if that's right, though. I mean, what about the first name? I ain't finna spell that. Man, Ocho, you're too big to be playing them games, man. Hey, man. Listen, we all know how to spell it, Paul. That's all right, I didn't get it. Nope, you don't get it.

You don't spell it, you gotta spell it. I did. I just gave you the right, the last name. No, I need the first name. The next one, we gonna get, you get an asterisk by that one. Nah, come on, man, I'm 2-0, man. Stop cheating, man. Ray Maliuga. Ray Maliuga.

Ray Maliuga. Ray. Ray. Okay, Ray Ward 58. Maliuga. You mean Maliuga. I mean, obviously, Ray. R-A-Y.

Maliuga. M-A-L. M-A-L... M-A-L-A-U-G-A. R-E-Y, not R-A-Y. R-A-Y, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, Ray Samoan, man. You know, it's an obvious Samoan name. M-A-U-A-L-U-G-A.

Ray Maliuga. So I did spell the last name right. No, you spelled it wrong. This one, you played with him also. Luvernius Coles. Luvernius Coles. Luvernius. L-E-V-E.

E-R-N-E-O-U-S. Coles. C-O-L-R-N-E-O-U-S. Coles. C-O-L-E-S. Lavernius. L-A-V-E-R-N-A-N-U-E-S. Lavernius. Well, that ain't how you spell Lavernius. That's how he spell Lavernius, but that's not the way I learned to spell it.

I wonder where Lavernius at, man. That's my boy, man. Isn't he from JV? He's still in the Ville? I think so. I'm not sure. Lavernius, you see this, man. How that's your boy, man? We got to catch up, man. Smoke a cigar or something, boy. Last but not least,

TJ Ushmanzada. TJ Ushmanzada. Yeah, TJ Ushmanzada TJ Houshmandzada Yep Yeah, TJ Houshmandzada First name is really Taraj T-O-U-R-A-J Taraj Houshmandzada

H-O-U H-O-U-S-H M-A-N-D Z-A-D-E-H You got it Yeah, listen I'm not getting Houshmandzada wrong S-H-M-A-N-D-Z-A-D-E-H. You got it. Yeah. Listen, I'm not getting Hoosian ain't wrong.

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Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Alright. I know you fit to come up with these questions about 1920s. That's half of your segment. Dunk

or Unk. That's crazy. I still remember how to spell who's name after all these years. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Dunk on Unk.

Chad, y'all ready? We got a good one. We got a good one. Oh, this is a good one right here. You ready? Ready. Don't be cheating. What was the former name of the Denver Nuggets before they joined the NBA?

What was the former name of the Denver Nuggets before joining the NBA? Chad, don't tweet. Don't say anything, chat. The Kentucky Colonels. You being for real or you playing? I'm for real. The Kentucky Colonels? Yeah.

You're trying to be funny. Man, you know that's not who it is. Well, that's all I got for you. You wrong, you wrong. What is it? is. Well, that's all I got for you. You wrong. You wrong. What is it? Chicken on the bone. Denver Rockets.

No, hell no. I would never got that. Yeah, Denver Rockets. Man, I'm mad I can't talk normally here, man. Yeah, I would never got that. I would never got the Rockets. Okay, here we go. Question number two.

how the devil got the Rockets. Okay, here we go. Question number two. At what age did Bart Starr, Brett Favre, and Aaron Rodgers win their first Super Bowl? All of them won their first Super Bowl

at the exact same age. What age was that? So Brett won in 96. Am I early? So 91. I'm going to say. I know. Don't look at it, Chad. Don't cheat. No, I'm thinking it's I know I'm with it is one of these ages and I'm just trying to figure out what year

okay 28 that answer is absolutely incorrect 27 the correct answer is 27 27 is the answer you were incorrect. 27. The correct answer is 27. 27 is the answer you were looking for, Mr. Sharp. Yeah, I knew it was 27, 20.

I was like, did they, what you call them, red shirt? Did they come out early? You are now 0 for 2. I'm 0 for 2. I'm 0 for 2. Question number three. Marcus Mariota, first playoffd pass was to who himself okay okay you remember that you remember that it bounced off somebody and went straight to him okay

and for bonus points it was against the kansas city chiefs yeah yeah okay that's a bonus i get two for that one nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay, question number four. It's about time. I mean, you was doing horrible. Peyton and Eli Manning have what same career statistic in the playoff? Peyton and Eli Manning have what same career statistic in the playoffs? Is Super Bowl wins a statistic?

Is that your answer? You can't ask me, Niquel. You have to ask me. You can't ask me. Eli, he won. One, two, eight. Eli Eli 1 8 ain't got no win

same same you say playoff stat yeah what Peyton Manning Eli Manning have what same career statistic You say playoff stat? Yeah. What? Peyton Manning and Eli Manning have what same career statistic in the playoffs? Do two Super Bowl wins count?

Are you counting that as a statistic? I mean, that would be a statistic. No. I'm going to go. I don't like the way you're looking around. INTs. INTs? That is absolutely incorrect as well, Mr. Sharp.

Well, facts. The answer you were looking for was quarterback rating. Both of their quarterback ratings in the playoff was 87.4. That was what you were looking for, Mr. Sharp. Last question for you. Are you ready, sir? I'm ready. I'm so mad I can't scream and talk like I want to. I'm never doing this again in a hotel.

I'm going to get an Airbnb from now on. Question, last question. in the hotel. I'm going to get an Airbnb from now on. Question. Last question. Can you name the 11 quarterbacks that have thrown a TD pass to you? Can you name the 11 quarterbacks? Lord have mercy. Oh, yeah.

Really? Yes, sir. You should know this. Can you name the chat? Y'all can chime in as well. Postseason and regular season? Name the 11 quarterbacks. Postseason, regular season, any season.

Offseason. Inseason. Duck season. Hunting season. Let me work backwards. 11 quarterbacks that have thrown a TD pass to you. Elvis Gerbach. Okay.

Randall Cunningham. That's two. Tony Banks. That's three. Trent Dilfer. That's four. Okay. I mean, my goodness, you're leaving off the main one.

They'll wait. Okay, that's five. Oh, my gosh. 11? Who? I said I caught 11 touchdown passes? I mean, from different quarterbacks? Damn.

Yeah, yeah, 11 quarterbacks have thrown you a touchdown pass. 94, who threw me a pass? Well, you got six to go and now let's see in 94 Hugh Millen okay that's six Tommy Maddox didn't you say Tommy Maddox already I didn't I don't know I could have swore you said Tommy Maddox already? I didn't. I don't know. I could have swore you said Tommy Maddox already, sir. I didn't. Steve Berline. Okay. Brian Greasy. Oh, there we go. Okay.

How many is that? You are at... Nine. Eight. Nine. I don't want... Did I say Bobby Brewster? Yep. You said Bobby already, sir. You're at nine.

Two more. Jake Plummer. Okay, there you go. We got one more. You got one more. I'm sure we should have some type of time limit. Man, you gave me... Bruh.

You gave me 11 names over 14 years. Yeah, I mean, listen. You gave me TJ Houshmanzada and how to spell it. Nobody in the world knew how to spell it except me. And I did it in two seconds. I know all the quarterbacks that threw me a touchdown. I'm trying to say, okay, Broncos,

Broncos, only called Tony Banks, Trent Dilfer, Elvis Gurtbag, Randall Cunningham. Those are the only four. I didn't catch a touchdown in 99. I called Jake. Those are only four. I didn't catch a touchdown in 99. I called Jake, I called B-line, I called...

I don't think Sean Moore threw me up a touchdown, but I'm gonna throw his ass in there. Who? I named, I asked uh I named them all. You you say you say Elvis Gerbeck? Yes. When? I I started with I started with the Ravens first. Oh you did get them all right. Man you be cheating on you. Man why you be cheating on me. Man, why you be cheating? I started with the Ravens first.

My bad. I didn't hear you that good. I got to clean my ears. Man, y'all see me trying to cheat me, man. Oh. All right, no joke. It's time for our last segment of the night it is called Q and A

A said Ocho Ocho look like the richest black dude in Mexico he better not come out there with that fade black dude in Mexico. He better not come out there with that fade, with that blended shag. I know something. I'm going to get that thing. Matter of fact, can you ask the chat real quick before we start

Q&A? Yeah. We'll ask them. I'm wearing the same shirt I had on last night for the show last night, right? I still got on the same outfit. I ain't really took no shower yet, so I'm still just got on yesterday's clothes. And I went to the bathroom the other day, right?

Urban Outfitters got me a nice little shirt for $20, but they left the button on there. No, you stole that. Man, I made them clothes so funky, you take them out, they stand up in the corner. Nah, this is brand new. I just bought it. Nah, I'm talking about them clothes you stole that. Man, I made them clothes so funky, you take them out, they stand up in the corner. Nah, this brand new. I just bought it. Nah, I'm talking about them clothes you got on.

Oh, nah, I got this on. I was trying to show my muscles. Smell like get back. Nah. Nah, ain't that bad. I don't go nowhere. I don't do nothing. You do something. Nah, I don't. But Chad, if anybody know how to get this off so I can put it on.

Take it back to the store so they can put your ass in jail for stealing it. It was $20. Okay, why you got to tag on that? They forgot to take it off. They ain't gonna forget. No, I did. Look, I bought some shoes, too. Look, hold on.

Let me tell you what you forgot. You forgot to pay for it. That's what you forgot. Nah, I bought me some shoes. They was on sale. Man, you bought some purple ass Cortez's? Yeah, you don't like these? They're purple, Barney.

What's wrong with them purple? I bought some white Sambas. Man, this man. Hey, listen, listen. You know, in all I spent, I spent $120 a day. Well, you didn't pay for those shorts. So when you go back for the shorts, you're going to spend $20 a month. No, no, no.

You know, listen, when I shop, I bargain shop. So they was on sale. The Cortez and the Samba was on sale. And the shirt was $20. So I would try. I was going to wear it today, but they left the tag on. Upgrade King said, gentlemen, to have a successful career in pro sports, what do you need from your significant other?

Bring Stephen at L.A. Actually, he's here in L.A. He's in the studio tomorrow. He's going to be unbearable. I'll help you. I'll help cover the bet. What do you need? One word. Understanding. Oh, oh, oh, understanding. Gotta have that, Ocho. Yeah. Because. The male or the female?

The female. Oh. Gotta. Because the greater, the greater the ambition, the more understanding he or she must be. Now, I can imagine Serena wanting to be the best.

Serena ain't gonna have time to be calling you, blowing you up like that, bro. Think about Tom. Think about Peyton, how devoted they were to the sport of football. Yeah. It's film study, it's film study,

it's film study, it's film study. They're missing recitals. They're missing football games. They're missing wrestling matches. They're missing things. And she needs to be understanding. Yeah. Yeah.

Different. It's different. And everybody has to sacrifice. Yeah. Because she gives up a part of herself also. A part of her life. To help you achieve your dream. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's unfortunate. But if you look at it from the perspective of understanding the long-term goal and the long-term achievement of the sacrifice and compromise that you put in as a woman for a gentleman that has purpose in a certain craft that he's doing, you understand long-term it's beneficial for all parties involved. If you get where I'm going with that, I'm not going to say it. You get the point. Yeah, it's not easy.

It's not easy. That's not for everybody. No. That ain't for everybody. It's not easy. Oh, that's not for everybody. No. That ain't for everybody. Everybody want the lifestyle. They want the glitz. They want the glamour. But they don't understand what it all come with.

Everybody ain't built for that. Because the great players rise the ebbs and blows of winning and losing. Mm-hmm. And the more you put in, the harder losing impacts you. You and I talked about, and I tell people this all the time, winning never feels as good as losing hurts. You get to move,

you move on so easy from a win, but it's the losses. See, winning doesn't motivate you. It's the losses. See, winning doesn't motivate you. It's the losses. Yeah. What motivated Jordan was getting past the bad boy Pistons. It drove him. He obsessed over it.

Right. It drove him. He got cut from his high school basketball team. It drove him. That's crazy. can you think about Michael Jordan getting cut yes yes

you're not big enough you're not strong enough you're not fast enough you're not good enough you're not smart enough that's what's driving Lamar Lamar wants the all y'all that said

I should change position and play running back and become a wide receiver or running back. I'm a two-time league MVP, two. And I was one vote from being a two-time unanimous MVP. That's what's driving. Now he's going to say, nah, bro, they didn't believe in you.

They thought you should be a wide receiver. That's crazy. They didn't want to give you a chance to play quarterback. Well, let me play quarterback. And if I fail at that position, I will gladly move. Now, I want you to go ahead and run some. Hey, as a matter of fact, let me see how you run that speed out. Put your outside foot back on the right side and run that bang eight.

Right. Let me see what your comeback look like. I'm about to say, hell no. When you, Tom Brady, what drove Tom? Being a sixth round draft pick. Tom can name every quarterback that got drafted in front of him. Yeah. And he says, I'm going to make every team that passed on me,

I'm going to make you pay. Yeah. And he did just that. That's good motivation. But everybody ain't built like that. Everybody ain he did just that. That's good motivation. But everybody ain't built like that. Everybody ain't built like that. Some people fold real quick. One in the sixth round.

Oh, I'm going in the seventh round. And I'm sure there are a lot of players that are upset based on where they got drafted as opposed to where they wanted to go. And I say it all the time. It's not where you get drafted. It's not all the time. It's not where you get drafted. It's not where you go. It's not where you get drafted.

It's what you do once you get there. What you do once you get there. It don't matter. If you're really who you think you are, once you get there, you're heading to your business, you're going to get what you deserve. It's simple.

That's it, for sure. I think for me, Ocho, think about this. I got drafted to one of the three teams that had the H-back position. There's only like 26 teams back then. The Broncos, the Chargers, and the Washington football team. They weren't called the Washington football team or the commanders back then. We know what the name is. That's it.

team or the commanders back then we know what the name is that's it i also went to a team and a coach that was patient with me and i think the thing was because normally a lot of times they don't show a whole lot of patient with a seven round pick because i was only supposed to be a camp body anyway seventh round pick you ain't drafting no seventh rounder for him to make the team you say it's a nice body of a camp so forth and so on. Fresh legs. But John was the key because I remember the first day of training camp, not the second or third day of training camp, we had a drill, Ocho,

where the DB was in front of us and John was throwing it and we were supposed to reach over the DB's head and catch the ball. So like a jump ball. And I remember Dennis Smith. Dennis Smith was 6' Right. And catch the ball. Yes, sir. So like, you know, like a jump ball. And I remember Dennis Smith. Dennis Smith was 6'4".

He threw the ball and I basically had my knees on his shoulder pads. Ooh. So they already knew what time it was. So, and he's like, you play basketball?

He asked me, did I play basketball? I said, yeah. He said, I can tell. And every time I would do something, I would see him and Coob. Gary Kubiak was the backup quarterback. They'd be over there talking. They'd be over there talking.

And so I remember, like, a couple of days go by. I'm like third or fourth team. They call that the first team. Sharp, get in there. Oh. call out the first team. Sharp, get in there. Ocho. I know that feeling. Ocho, how I forget every play. Ocho, I swear.

If you don't believe, I tell you what. Ask anybody that was in that training camp. Ocho, they put me in motion. I put me in motion. I stop. What I got again? I swear. in motion. I put me in motion. I stopped. What I got again? I swear. I swear.

I put that on everything. I forgot. You were nervous? You were nervous? Was I? Yeah. Because now John Elway going to be throwing me the ball. Yeah.

Because I was going in with the quarterbacks that I knew were going to get cut. Right. Now John Elway going to be throwing me the ball. Right. Man, I drew a blank. I knew. I'm like, ooh, I have to get it up. were going to get cut. Right. Not John Elway going to be throwing me the ball. Right. Man, I drew a blank. I knew, I'm like, ooh, I have to get it out. I have to get this. Hey, what I got again?

Hey, that's funny. Hey, man. I know that. I know that. I know that was a good feeling, though. I know that was a good feeling. Oh, man. And what do you call them?

Like the second, like my first day of practice, going to start a little show, you know, I had these thin a good feeling. Oh, man. And what do you call them? Like the second, like my first day of practice going to start a little show, you know, I had these thin pads. Yeah. And I don't know what happened, but anyhow, somebody, he hit my thigh pad, but it went through my thigh pad and his cleat in my quad. So it opened up a wound so you know that muscle that thing gonna tighten up

right man Ocho I slept I remember somebody said if you sleep if you sleep with your knee bent it'll help how I slept the whole night with my knee

belt with a belt man I couldn't walk the next morning. Man, I think I was hurt so bad. It's stiffened up, huh? Yes. That blood clot? Yes. Yes. It's stiffened up on me.

I hate that. Man, I went out there I was like, Coach, it's stiffing up on me. I hate that. Man, I went out there, coach, and I was like, coach, I'm just, I just had to bite. Remember that, what was that machine? It was a piece of metal, and they used it to grind. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I was crying. That hurt so bad.

Man, it was scraping. Oh, scraping, that's what it was. Oh, that hurt so bad man that there was it's scraping oh scraping that's what it was oh that hit there so bad man oh i was out i was crying because i'm trying to get them to relieve that pressure man man i don't know who i heard say that to a man if you sleep with your knee if you sleep with your knee bed so oh sure i got a belt and slept with my knee bit the whole night. Thinking that was going to help. I know the pain you talk about because I got caught a knee, a knee to the thigh. To the side of the thigh.

That blood built up and they had to break that up with that, what's that thing, the scraping thing? Yeah, it's a scrape. I know exactly what you're talking about. I had a towel in my mouth. Biting the towel. Crying and screaming.

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He trusts Ozzie implicitly. I mean, Ozzie's very first draft, his very first draft as a general manager, he drafts Jonathan Ogden in the first round, he drafts Ray Lewis. The next year, he drafts Peter Boulware. In 2000, he drafts Jamal Lewis. In 2003 or 2002, he draft Peter Boulware. In 2000, he draft Jamal Lewis. In 2003 or 2002, he draft Ed Reed.

The year after, he draft Suggs. His final draft, he draft Lamar Jackson. Legends. Back to back, legends. He drafted Marlon Humphrey. He trusted. And Ozzy is old school. Ozzy's like, look, all I need is for, I'm a tape guy.

Ozzy says, I'm a tape guy. He says, the Combine is supposed to confirm what you saw on tape. If the guy looks fast, does he run fast? If the guy looks explosive, does he, how does his vertical jump? How does his broad jump? Is he quick? How does his short shuttle?

He said the one that threw him off was Suggs. Suggs had 22 sacks. But on the track with track spikes, he ran 4.8. And he ran 4.9. Right. With a jock strap and track spikes. Mm-hmm.

And he said, you know what? Somebody got those sacks. He took Suggs. Defensive Rookie of the Year. Yeah. Defensive Player of the year defensive player of the year peter bulware defensive rookie of the year ray lewis two-time defensive player of the year ed reed defensive player of the year yeah lamar jackson two-time league mvp now you see why uh uh uh uh he's passed off a lot of the duties to DaCosta, but he's still got a big office over there. He's still got a big office over there.

Ace, Ocho, I'm sorry, last one. When you wake up in the morning, your head comes through the dirt like a meerkat. Man, Ace know you. Do you know who Ace is? Ace? Yeah. i probably do you know i can't see

nobody i can't see no face though if i can't see no face it's hard to hard to put a name with the person laney ray asked what non-sports related skill would you be drafted in the first round for i'll start reciting Song Lyrics. Oh, trivia. I'm spelling. Boy, you about to be 100 after free agent. Spelling. I'm definitely spelling. Christopher Reddick said,

Ocho, I heard some smack from Demetrius Johnson and Adesanya on a podcast around you getting slapped by Max Holloway in under 30 seconds. What is your response? Mighty Mouse. He talked about Mighty Mouse. You know little Mighty Mouse. He used to be in the UFC. I don't think he's in the UFC anymore.

In Israel. Is he? Is he? Yeah. Wait, who going to sleep me? Who want to sleep me? Somebody want to sleep me? Yeah, I would lose. He's a professional fighter.

I'm still going to get in there and go, though. That's the difference in me and everybody else. I'm willing to try anything. You ain't going nowhere. You ain't going home. Nah. Then I'm going to have to find a new partner to do nightcap with. Not really.

I'm going to do nightcap with a black eye. Mm-hmm. My jaw might be busted up. I'm going to be here. Y'all is going to look like you got the mugs. That's fine. But you know what they're going to say? Well, that boy Chad.

Well, that boy Chad jumped in there with Max Holloway and got to work. Yeah, I'm going to get in there and get to work. Yeah, I'm gonna get in there and get to work. I ain't say I was gonna win. Drone was locked. That's fine. That's fine. Them injuries,

them injuries gonna heal though. I can't let you, I can't take you in and take no L like that. Kill them all. I can't win them all. I'll go with you on my 30th birthday is Thursday May 2nd it'll be good start to my birthday week

if I can get a shout out bro happy 30th bro the big 3-0 no more in the 20s 3-0 congratulations enjoy yourself and make it a birthday week. Don't just have one day.

Happy birthday, boy. Happy birthday. Ocho, see that was quick work tonight. What time are we on tomorrow? Wednesday. Damn, bro. Wednesday damn bro Brian bro you don't want me to get

you don't want me to get you don't want me to have no light huh no I'm just asking I thought you wanted I thought you wanted me to find somebody how can I find somebody

if I'm working five nights six nights a week I didn't put I didn't get you about ten people and ain't none of them work but I can't get to them because you got me

working like a Hebrew alright damn Wednesday alright you tried to get me people and ain't none of them work. But I can't get to them because you got me working like a Hebrew. All right, Wednesday. Wednesday, all right. I ain't trying to build a pyramid. Okay, I got you. I got you. Listen, I got you. Wednesday, Wednesday, I'm ready. I'm ready. Thank you for joining us.

I know you enjoyed that. A very exciting game tonight. The Lakers lose. The Nuggets move on 108 to 106. And, yep, 108 to 106. Jamar Murray hits his second game winner in the series, and the Nuggets are moving on a step closer to defending their title. Congratulations to the Nuggets. Lakers, do some soul searching. What do you need in order?

Because LeBron ain't going to play another five years. That ain't happening. You're probably going to get two out of it. Two. And so you better make sure you get it right. Trade everybody. You pick, pick, swap, get KD. The Celtics move a step closer.

After beating the Heat, they're now up 3-1, correct? Yeah. The Sixers, correct? Yeah. The Sixers, 102-88. Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Please, please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit that like button

and head on over to Apple Podcasts and leave a comment. Guys, tonight is the last night for you to be able to vote for us for the Shorty Award. Nightcap is nominated for two Shorty Awards.

Best Sports Podcast, Best Sports Vertical. Club Shea Shea is nominated for three awards. YouTube presence, TikTok presence, YouTube. Please, tonight is the last night

in which you can vote thank you we really really appreciate that because we won our heart award we won a couple of webbies and so I want to thank you guys for doing that and I can't wait for us to go to pick up these awards Ocho you going with me to

the award show yeah what you mean yeah I gotta wear a tuxedo right hell no you wear no tuxedo, right? Hell no. You wear no tuxedo. Huh? You said it's an award show. Huh?

Hey, Ocho, tell them what you do. Y'all, we was going to try to, we was going to save this, but Ocho is in town because we're doing our promo shoot for the merch for Club Shea Shea. Why you told them? Because we want them to know that thing about to come out, that thing about to hit, that thing about to drop.

Hey, I got a question. Listen, every way I go, I'm only wearing my nightcap stuff. So the fact that we got merch now, it saves me on my wardrobe and having to go to H&M and Zara. So it's like perfect. Well, Ocho, we only got, look, we're going to rally all the sayings that we normally say. Eventually, they're going to end up on a t-shirt,

but we only got a few sayings. We got the hoodies, got the t-shirts, and then we got the hats, and we got a few t-shirts with our sayings on them. So that'll be out

in, what, two weeks? Beginning of June? Two weeks in a month. Yeah, at the beginning of June. So that's where we are. That's why Ocho is in town. So guys, again, tonight is the last night you can vote for the Shorty Awards.

Nightcap is nominated for two awards. Best Sports Podcast, Best Vertical Video. Awards. Nightcap is nominated for two awards. Best Sports Podcast, Best Vertical Video. Club Shea Shea is nominated for three awards. YouTube presence, TikTok presence, YouTube. Thank you, thank you, thank you again. Thank you guys for selling out Shea by La Portia. We're only taking pre-orders. I want to personally thank you for being patient.

We did not expect to do the inventory, the volume in which we've done. And so thank you, guys. We're going to clear out all the inventory. But thank you for your patience. It's greatly, greatly appreciated. And that's it for tonight. We'll be back on Wednesday night.

Thank you for joining for another episode of Nightcap. I'm your favorite uncle, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite number 85, route runner extraordinaire, Bengals ring of fame honoree, pro bowler, all pro, Liberty City zone, Chad Ocho Cinco Rosado Johnson.

Ocho. It's too late. Too late. Ocho. Nope. Nope. Ocho. Rail. Bye rail. I'm just Ocho. That is Ocho uh that's it not the better half

a rail Ocho oh okay Ocho see you with alright wake up with football

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