Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Why the NFL expanding to an 18-game season is inevitable

Episode Date: May 12, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Joe Burrow's solution for an NFL 18-game season, attempt the Alphabet challenge, and answer listener questions!02:49 - Joe Burrow09:45 - Pizza Rat Viral Video15:30 - Nightcap Tales31:25 - Alphabet Challenge37:00 - Spell-O-Cinco43:00 - Dunk on Unc54:05 - Q and Ayyyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Joey B, Joe Burrow says he has an idea of how to run an 18-game season. Let's take a listen to what Joe Koo said about the 18-game season. 18 games is definitely a big ask. That's not easy. I feel like adding that bye week was pretty critical for our bodies. Some teams have the bye week five, week six, and then you're going 12, 13 games in a row. That's not easy. Probably a Thursday night game thrown in there too. Maybe you could do something like the first bye is kind of how we have it now and the second bye, everybody has it at once and you make it like the Pro Bowl week or something like an all-star break for the NBA. I don't know.

We'll see how it plays out. I kind of like that. Did I tell you that was coming, Ocho? I kind of like that. I said, Ocho, they're coming with 18 games. I did not tell you that was coming. Every time, the first thing the NFL always talks about, player safety. We're changing the rules for the

betterment of the players and their safety when you know, I wish the NFL would just stop playing, just come out and say it. We understand what your bottom line is. We know that. And the bottom line has always been the same. It's about making as much money as possible. So if adding another game is going to create revenue, just say that. It's okay.

I think early on, I think they might have had two bye weeks the problem is that I remember the Chargers one year they bye week was the first week of the season for real?

yeah yeah we used to have if I'm not mistaken the league was crazy back then because one year we played we played theots, who's not in our division, twice. Played them home and away. That's weird.

I like your... I think it might have been 94 when we had two... Look that up, Chap. I think we had two bye weeks in 94. I think we did. I like that idea by Joey, Chap. I think we had two bye weeks in 94. I think we did. I like that idea by Joey, though. That double bye week

if you're going to add another game and then have a week where literally everybody's off similar to an all-star break in the NBA

in between seasons. I like that idea. Allowing players' bodies to recover. You know, allowing the body to reset, allowing the mind to reset. And any injuries' bodies to recover, you know, allowing the body to reset, allowing the mind to reset, and any

injuries that are going on, depending on when other teams, I mean, this would be hard to structure because everyone's bye week at times is at different times. Yeah, they got to do that. They got to do that. I like that idea a lot.

Yeah. But here's the thing, Ocho. The record's about to get so skewed I think they got to do that. I like that idea a lot. Yeah. Yeah, look. But here's the thing, Ocho. The record's about to get so skewed. The receiving record, the passing record, the sack record. Because think about it now. Do they add a game? Yes.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, you're right. Can you imagine another game? Yeah, they'll take into account that no they don't i mean we don't take into account no we can you know the player how the ones that have played because in understanding there's an ad there two added games or there's an added game so when you reach a certain amount of numbers after what we played, what? 16 weeks or was it 17? Yeah.

So, they're saying in 93 they had two bye weeks. I remember, like I said, I remember the two bye weeks. I know we had two bye weeks. I was off a year. They reversed it in 94. But yeah, we used to have two bye weeks, Socho.

With 16 games. Dang. Yeah. That 18 games sound good, though. That's going to be a nice check. But they got to have an answer for the body. They got to have an answer for the mental. If they have an answer and a plan for that stuff,

you know, for the players, if we're always preaching player safety, if they have a answer and a plan for that stuff, you know, for the players. If we always preach in player safety, if they have a plan for that, I think it'd be a good thing. It'd be a good thing. Look, look, there's only so much, there's only so many ways you can create revenue without increasing the number of games.

Right. I mean, where are you going to put it? I mean, I understand YouTube, Amazon. I mean, you got CBS, Fox, NBC. I mean, ESPN. But without adding games, remember, Ocho, they went to a set. They did away with one bye, added a 17 to the playoffs. That's an extra game.

We added 17. That's an extra 17 games right so without adding games where is he going to create revenue because they're i mean teams that i mean because as you lose advertisers obviously others want to get in where this revenue going to come from if you don't add games i mean you're not you see the NBA they're talking about decreasing games baseball baseball been playing 162 for a long time so you can't add no more to that

hell they already playing from late March all the way to October so you can't play you can't add anymore but you see what they did they added a play-in game they added a wild card so they've increased it. What did the NBA do? They had the play-in tournament.

Added games. 7-8, 7-8 play. The winner is the 7th seed. Then the 8th seed played the winner 9-10. That's the 8th seed. So we got three games out of that. Look at that. See what we did?

Hey, I want to know what them numbers looking like, though. The numbers looking good. Yeah, I mean, yeah. The NFL probably doing $20 billion a year. Woo! And everybody get a piece of that pie. You can go. All you got to do is look and see.

You add another game. Everybody getting a piece of that little pie. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can look and see. You see what you're going to play 20 plus billion YouTube.

Yeah. You see what ESPN plays. Pace, Fox, CBS, NBC, Amazon paid a billion dollars for the Thursday night package. They paid a hundred million dollars for the Black Friday game.

Where all that money go? Now they talking about... Where all that money go, huh? They split up between who? The owners? The owners get... The owners, just with the TV revenue, they get a check for about $300 million.

Yeah. Now, that's not talking about local... That's not talking local TV. Right. That's not talking about tickets, suites, merchandise, parking.

Concession. So, look, I'm all for it. As long as the players are getting their fair share, it is what it is. I mean, there's really nothing you can do about it. As long as the players are getting their fair share, it is what it is. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. Because here, Ocho,

they just did the deal, the collective bargaining deal, three years ago. It ain't been that long. The deal doesn't run out until 2030. They're already talking about 18 games, six years left on this deal. So they already tell you

what's going to happen. Get your mind right, fellas. It's coming. It's coming. Get your mind right. So that's where they're all at. Ocho, check this out. There's a pizza rat on the loose, Ocho.

Watch this video. And what would you... Check this video out. Pizza rat? Look at that. He eating the toppings on the that. He eating the toppings on the delivery man is eating the toppings.

Oh, man, buddy. Tripping, what? See? How they caught him? How they caught him? There's cameras on the elevator. I know, but I'm just saying. Hey, man, buddy.

Man, buddy. Tripping, man Why you stop playing on me, man? You eating the toppings off my pizza Matter of fact Depending on If I I eat Pizza Hut

When I order Pizza Hut I get sausage As my topping That's easy That's easy to pick off Yeah, it's easy to pick off And I also don't know If you've been picking off

My goddamn sausage, too Because when I open my pizza And you know it's The way the layout is of a pizza. Yeah. And you got sausages missing. I'd be able to notice that.

Man, buddy, man, run me my money back, please. Nah, nah, run this ass with me. Nah, run this ass with me. Nah, I ain't finna, I ain't finna put my hands on you. Oh, Joe, man, you know,

oh, first of all. I ain't finna put my hands on you. Oh, Joe, you already know you hungry because you ordered it and you've been waiting 30 minutes anyway. Right, right, right. You of all, Oh, Joe, you already know you hungry because you ordered it and you've been waiting 30 minutes anyway. You're like, ooh, man, I can't wait to get this pizza. Ooh, ooh.

It's kind of like when you get the order, you home, you ready to get home and eat and guess what happened? Somebody, man, they done messed your order up. So now you mad. Now you done waited all this time. And this mofo, he picket, he done put his nasty ass in.

First of all, why you open the box? Hey, you know what? I would like, I know his camera's on the elevator. I'm trying to get down to how did they actually catch him and let the people know that he was taking the goddamn food off the people pizza? I'm sure, I mean,

look, the camera probably did that. I don't know if they let the people know. I'm sure. I mean, look, the camera probably did that. I don't know if they let the people know. Yeah, you're right. Golly, man. You gonna let your customer know that you got a nasty mofo in there? No.

Listen, if the goddamn people who he delivered that pizza to see that video and realize, well, wait a minute now. I ordered a pizza that happened to look like

the same person that I tipped when they brought my pizza in. I just don't look. The first thing they're doing, they're going straight to court. My biggest problem and I've had to learn and I'm getting better at this, is

that I expect people to behave like I would behave. And that's, and, and, and, and my therapist told me, said, Shannon, that's your biggest problem is that you expect people to act in a manner in which you would act. I wouldn't eat nobody's pizza. I wouldn't put, you know, you see people spitting in people's stuff and putting their hand in people's stuff doing, cause you wouldn't do that.

So, why? Why take a job? Why take a job and do people's stuff like that? Why would you do people like that? That's what I don't get. That's what irks me. I just don't, that bothers me, Ocho. It really does.

And you know what they got me thinking about in high school, too? Remember I told you how if you got some food in your home, they walk by, you slap it out your hand real quick? Yeah. Hold on.

What about the other one, though? When you got food in your hand or you got a plate or just something, they'd be like, you gonna eat that? And literally touch it? Oh, yeah. But see, here's the thing, Ocho.

We already know we playing those. You remember that? Yes. You gonna eat that? And they literally touch it. All right, dog. That used to the thing, Ocho. We already know we playing the... You remember that? Yes. We eat that, and they literally touch it. All right, dog. That used to be so, so funny. Ocho, let me tell you what we used to do. Even in camp, we grown.

We grown-ass men. I used to go by and take all the peppers and loosen them up. When they pull the pepper, all the pepper going in. And all the pepper fall out. I get it. They already know. Hey, you better check that. You better check that pepper. Yeah.

That pepper shaker. Okay. Man, ain't nobody man sharp. That's all you. Bro, how y'all know sharp did it? I mean, everything that went wrong, it was sharp. Ain't nobody do that. Yeah, come on, bro.

You're the culprit. You're the culprit. Yeah. I mean, how you think that make me feel, Ocho? Man. But, uh, like I said, man, people, Ocho, people be doing too much. They really do. Now, if somebody beat the brakes off you,

for messing with their food, because everybody don't play. That's what I tell food. Everybody don't play. Everybody don't play like you play. Especially food and money. Food, money, and people. Food, money, and people, kids. Don't do that. Nope.

Don't do that. Nope. Nope. Nope. Man, that ain't nothing but a little bit of money. But it's mine. It's mine. And I don't care if it ain't nothing but a little bit of money, but it's mine. It's mine. And I don't care if it ain't nothing but a quarter,

four quarters. That whole dollar, it belong to me. Yeah, that's all mine. Ocho, now it's time for... Do we got a graphic for Nightcap Tales? Oh, okay. Thanks, man. Ocho

Nightcap Tales this week's question was what's the craziest thing you did to get your crush

attention here's the answer of the week I had a friend trip her up so she

could fall in my arms and it sparked the conversation from there

that's real notebookish that's real creative I like it I like that that's real notebookish that's real creative I like it I like it Mariam Leonard said learned his schedule and kept accidentally

bumping into him I like that, that's a good one, a little stalkerish it's cute it's very thoughtful you were very attentive, obviously knowing knowing the schedule. Some people, depending on how you look, you know, depending on how you look, you're selfish.

Ooh, hey, Ocho, check this out. Laura Williams said, got a job at the same place she worked, only to find out she was smashing a dude on house arrest. Ah. You know, a woman loved him a thug, man. Hey, I guess you should have got arrested too yeah one thing one thing about it women love them a thug and that's it you know

just that the bad boy the image the air the aura just something about it something about it you're not supposed to bring them home to mama but they look that's exactly what they love. DJ underscore, yes, sir. Transferred into the honors math. Transferred into honors math and got her to be my math tutor. That's a good one. I'm still far away. I'm going to catch up coming out of the math class.

I ain't going up in there. The real Quinn Porter acting like she ran me over. Okay. Tried to convince her I was Usher's cousin. Hey, that name drop can put you in the dough now. That get you in the dough. Oh, yeah. That get you in the dough.

Used to work at a call center and would put the customers on hold to straight up disconnect their call just to go talk to her or walk her to her car, etc. etc. Damn! I like that. High school ninth grade, she played basketball and was on the team. So I said, you know what? I shall go up to her and watch her play. Made her sign everything just to watch her ride the bench

and come in when it was a blowout. Long story short, they got cooked, I got ghosted. come in when it was a blowout. Long story short, they got cooked, I got ghosted. Hey, locked myself out of my apartment then asked her to call the locksmith. It worked.

Oh, one caddy boy for real said, I went to go shake the covers with a sister. Man, y'all play too much. You for real? Yeah, I ain't on no sister. I don't do sisters. I don't do sisters. I can't play with family like that. Sister's the best friend.

Oh, used to talk to my best friend. Okay. Thanks for telling me. We good then. I don't do that. No more. I just playing on you. I'm just playing. Chat, I'm playing. I am playing.

You got to clear that up with them. You know, chat, take everything. Man, you see what it... And then everybody be picking this up, what you and I be talking about. Man, man, you heard what Unc say, man. Unc be doing too much. Him and Ocho. So I was just playing.

Okay, Ocho, gave me an idea. Tell the girl I lost my phone and use her to call that I have a number. Let's just say I ended up on this end crazy list. Yeah, thanks, Ocho. You remember you gave that advice. Well, you got to learn how to do it right. It all depends on you. It's worked for me multiple times

throughout the years. You just didn't execute it the right way. I'm sorry. I apologize. Dude said he got a pregnant. He did? That's what he said. Hey, check this out. Let me tell you what I did. I saw this what you know I had a camcorder

you know Black College Beach we go to back into that yeah early 90s you know yes sir I was like oh

woo that's all I can say cause I was driving she was walking back walking back never thought I could never thought I would bump into her again

oh lo and behold Haha you got the old school Hey, hey, I had it bad. Come on down, you know, they call me Spike Lee. Yeah do the right thing So, you know I had on that thing so, you know, I had her that day. So, you know, I had her. So, guess what? About two weeks later, we had something similar.

We had called it Orange Crush. Me, myself, Sidney Montgomery, and a dude named Paris. I don't remember Paris' last name. Obviously, Savannah's close by the ocean. I was like, man. And I was talking about, because I was one of the only ones that went down. I said, man, we ought to have something like that. He said, you think? I said talking about, because I was one of the only ones that went down. I said, man, we ought to have something like that.

He said, you think? I said, yeah, man, let's just tell them next Saturday everybody just show up at the beach. We ain't have no permits. We ain't have nothing. Hey, guys, we going out to Tybee. Blah, blah, blah.

So they showed up. Lo and behold, who I see, Ocho, the chick from Daytona. How you remember it was her? She had that short haircut? But look here, the one thing

O'Shea would tell you, I don't forget a name, a face, or an incident. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? You know what I'm saying? A name, a face, or an incident. O'Shea gonna remember that. Yes, sir. She would like that? What? Find a little frog here. You ain't even know frogs had here. That's how fine she was.

Yeah. So, lo and behold, come to find out, she went to Georgia Southern. My cousin went to Georgia Southern. Ooh, you in the dough. I hit him up. I said, cuz, I need to, hey. He said, yeah, man, I know. I hit him up. I said, cuz, I need to, hey. He said, yeah, man, I know. I need to call. I said, cuz,

cuz, I need to get that info. Right. Cuz, I said, man, I think, I think she would, like, go jogging early in the morning. He said, cuz I seen her when I'm coming back from, when I'm, when I'm going, when I'm coming back from playing, she coming, when

she, uh, when she going, coming from running, I'm going to Clay from class, she coming, when she going, coming from running, I'm going to class. I said, look here. I said, Ian, you need to miss class for a couple of days and get my number. There you go. Sure enough, cuz right on cue. Hey, my cuz say

he saw you, he trying to holler at you. Let him get him, let him get him. Got me that number? Yeah. I wear that, hey it. Got me that number. I wear that. Hey, he got me that number like on a Monday. Yes, sir. Tuesday, I put that big body on the road. I put that big body on the road. You hit the road in the car?

Did I? You know, Georgia, Southern Savannah from Statesburg to Savannah ain't nothing. What? What y'all did? Where y'all went? You know. Look here. O'Shea. O'Shea, I'm telling you.

Now look here. You're about to be 56 in about a month. When they say O'Shea was hell, when he was well, wasn't nothing like it. Wasn't nothing like it. Good times ain't going to O'Shea was hell, when he was well, wasn't nothing like it. Wasn't nothing like it. Good times, ain't going to O'Shea and Sharp,

nothing. Pray to the Lord, don't call me home tonight. But if he does, got no complaints from O'Shea. Got nothing, nothing. That's a good one.

That's a good one. I might have ain't left the country, but I done been to plenty of states. Not good enough. But old Cud came through for me. Cud came through. Cud sat there and said, hey, he said,

Cud, man, I had to sit out here on this bench for like three days. You still talk to this individual? Nah, nah. She done got married.

She got married. Actually, check this out. I got a homegirl that they became best friends. Okay. We went to rival high school. Right. Tracy, I know you're watching.

What up, Tracy? What up? My homegirl, she went to Reidsville. I went to Glenville, same county, Tattnall County. We knew of each other. She dated a dude on the football team. I played,

I played, and you know, he and I, we, you know, we bloodied here. Yeah, yeah. But,

but hey, and we ended up, hey, and then once I got to know her, hey, we gonna be here, we gonna be there.

She make it happen for the boy. Right, right, right. Now, Tracy and I, we still in contact. I talk to her every so often. We follow each other on social media.

But we talk a couple of times a year. You know, she came out, brought her kids out. Her kids know me. I met her husband. We cool. I mean, we go, but like I said, I've been knowing her 40 years. So, hey. That's dope.

But, you know what I'm saying, though, Joe? You know what I'm saying? I do. You know what I'm saying? Would I? Yeah. Would I do? Oh, man.

OJ! But you was here. You was here when you was well. Was I? I ain't got no exciting stories like that, man. Hey. Damn. Y'all been, I can't, I'm saving a real good

story for the book. Okay, you're going to write you a book? Hell no, I ain't writing no book, Ocho. I've had opportunities. I just had an opportunity for $2 million to do a book. You want to do it? No, Ocho, because the stuff that I would reveal is going to rip

families apart. Some things you just take to your grave. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because the person that's involved on the other end ain't got nothing to rip families apart. Some things you just take to your grave. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Because the person that's involved on the other end ain't got nothing to do with this. Yeah, I got you. And me running my big mouth, no, never, never.

The things that I talk about involve me. And it ain't no, you know, I don't give no names. I would never, never, ever do that. No, no. So I'm saying, look, I'm good. God has blessed me to put me in a situation. I got nightcap with you.

I got club Shay Shay. Hey, I'm doing the ESPN. I got a lot of things going on. And I don't need to write no damn book. I ain't going to never get that desperate. And I hate saying never, but I'm never going to get that desperate. Because that ain't what I do. I ain't gonna never get that desperate. And I hate saying never, but I'm never gonna get that desperate because that ain't what I do. I keep my mouth shut.

But that was... Ooh! Oh, Shay, man. We're like 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42. Oh, man.

All of the years? What? I was on the street like LeBron. You know LeBron got 21 years? I was on the street like LeBron, man. Well, you better than me. I was just joking. I was just joking, though.

I had a top spot. I ranked number one for about 15 years straight. I was like the North Carolina women's soccer team. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Y'all don't know. Y'all better look up the North Carolina women's soccer team back in the day.

I was on the street like that. I didn't get a chance to be outside like that, man. It's unfortunate. You're still at dodge one, at dodge another. Lay up. Lay up. Damn, man. I just played.

I just played. I wasn't that bad. I wasn't that bad. I done missed out. You ain't miss out on nothing. You ain't missed out on that. You ain't missed out on that. You ain't missed out on that. Deal with the days, Ocho.

I don't want them to come back. And you spent your days having fun. I spent my days playing video games. And still to this day, at the ripe age of 56, I'm still playing video games. I don't know what it's like to club. I don't know what it's like to pop bottles. I don't know still playing video games. I don't know what it's like to club. I don't know what it's like to pop bottles.

I don't know what alcohol tastes like. I don't know. I don't know. I love hearing the stories. Oh, the stories are fascinating. I mean, obviously, when I'm here in the offseason, hearing the stories of my friends, former and current NFL players that go to club live.

I love hearing the stories about people here in Miami. Yeah, I want to go there. That go to Booby Trap. I've been there all my life. Yeah, I want to go there. I've been there all my life. I ain't even been to Booby Trap yet. I've been there all my life.

I ain't even been to club live yet. But the stories are so fascinating and intriguing. The one thing I can't get over is the amount of money it takes to operate in those type environments. It ain't happening. It ain't those type environments. It ain't happening. It ain't happening, Captain. It ain't happening. Ever. But Ojo, you know what? I was never

a club guy. Right. The only time I went to the club, like up here, Prime used to have a club. With the Falcons? Yeah, they had Diamonds and Pearls. They had 112. They had, you know, they had a 112.

I mean, hey, and so long as you come up here in the summer like freak, I mean, it was... Right, I know. Wow. Yeah, I could imagine. I could imagine,

especially back, yeah. Those that know won't tell. I could imagine. Those that know won't tell. Yeah. Those that tell won't tell. I could imagine. Those that know won't tell. Those that tell won't know. Yeah. Shay. Shay flew up under the radar. You know what I'm saying?

I had government, like the government got the planes now that can fly up under, like the stealth bombers. Yeah. Those B-2s that they can fly and the radar undetectable. That's how your boy feel. Right, right Those B-2s that they can fly and the radar undetectable. That's how your boy feel.

Right, right, right, right. I was so low, I was undetectable. Yeah, all you got to do is fly low to the water. I ain't going to tell you how to do that, but just fly low to the water. Travel solo. Hey, Shay, travel solo. Hey, man, because you see Thor 5, big dudes together. Oh, they got to play.

Nah, I'm by myself. Right. Hey. I'm by myself. Hey, I'm a leper. I hunt alone. Solitary, too. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? I'm a solitary creature. Anything happen, you ain't got

to worry about nobody telling my business. Nope. Nope. Too many people know, Ocho. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Can't do it.

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People have asked us to attempt the alphabet challenge. Okay. Do you know anything about the alphabet challenge? I've seen clips of it. I've seen clips of it. So we gonna learn.

When I think about the alphabet, I know it front, forward, and backwards. So, I'm ready. Okay. All right. So how are we going to play this? What do we start?

We start with Ash. Okay. All right, we start. So you want me to start or you want Ocho to start? Hold on, hold on. You start with A and do what, though? So I give you A and you to start? Hold on, hold on. You start with A and do what, though? So, I give you A, and you got to say a word,

either the food or a word, or any word, Ash. Okay, so... Okay. I'm going to start. So, the first word, the first letter is A. Right.

Apples are good for you. Right. Now you got B. So you stay A, okay? Ready? Yes. Big ass roach. Okay.

Carrots are high in beta carotene Now you got D Damn she look fine E Electricity Is essential Friday after next is one of the best movies ever.

I got to write. I got to write the alphabet. You got G. Okay. Girls like to have fun. Hell no. She on a period.

What? You got I. A, B, C, D, E, L. Nah. I did H. A, B, C, D, E. H. Okay. Horses. No, I had H

I did hell nah You got Okay, so I got I Okay, okay Irish setters are my least favorite dog J Juicy J Favorite dog? J. Juicy J won an Oscar.

Kim Kardashian is a great businesswoman. Lana Del Rey is a great musician. Hmm. You got M. Music. Music.

Is my favorite pastime. Never, ever say what you can't do. Never, ever say what you can't do. Opossum make great pets. Pig feet is very good. Quarterbacks are played handsomely. Uruguay? Damn, you skipped R.

You just went. You just said that you just did R. No, I did Q. R. Oh, Raiders. Sauerkraut should not be put on hot dogs. Transvestites are people too. What? I'm just saying.

Umbrellas are essential in the rain. Hey, what's after you? V. V? Yes. Valentine's Day? She ain't getting none. Let's see.

Washington is my fifth favorite state. What's that with a W? X? X-Men was a good movie. Why? Why? Why? Yoo-hoo was my favorite chocolate drink.

What do you know about Yoo-hoo, boy? No, you don't know about that. Zebra cakes was my favorite snack. I like that. I like that. How do we do, Chad? All right.

Oh, Joe. Yo. Now it's time for your favorite segment. Yeah. alright uh Ocho now it's time for your favorite segment let's see if you can go five for five it's called Spello Seeker oh yeah okay okay

wait a minute let me get my hat I can't do my segment without my hat now you ready yeah Okay, wait a minute. Let me get my hat. I can't do my segment without my hat now. You ready? Yeah. The word is rapport. Unk and Ocho are said to have great rapport.

You know what? I don't even know how to spell that, but I'm just going to go. I'm going to take a whiff at it. R-E-P-O-I-R-E. R-E-P-O-I-R-E. R-E-P-O-I-R-E. That is incorrect. The correct spelling is R-A-P-P-O-R-T. Yeah, I didn't even know that one. Okay, I just threw that.

Okay. The next word is chauffeur. Chauffeur. Ocho doesn't like to drive, so he rented a chauffeur to take him and Rel out tonight. Chauffeur. Chauffeur. C-H-A

F-F U-E-R Incorrect. Damn it. C-H-A U-F-F-E-f-f-e-u-r damn it okay okay okay okay these are words i haven't had to use in in many of years but go come on now come on yes the next word is hmm come on old show Make sure I'm... Huh?

Is liaison. What? Liaison. What the hell is that? It's a... A person that helps close a deal. Or it's a person that helps close a deal or it's a person that is an intermediary.

A mediator. Yes. I don't know how to... Can you use the word in the sentence, please? When we go to France, we're going to need a liaison to help us break through the language barrier. Wait, I speak French.

You just heard me speak French earlier. When we go to France, we're going to need a liaison. Liaison. Liaison. Liaison. Liaison. Liaison. Oh, hell nah. Oh, hell nah.

I can't go for 0 for 3. Can I skip this and have another word? Yes. Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Because I ain't never heard no goddamn liaison. I can't go 0 for 3 now. I can't do that.

How about this one? This word is called quintessential. What? Quintessential. Quint? Quintessential. Quint Quint Essential Quint Essential Quint

Essential Quint Essential Quint Essential Q-U-I-N-T-E-S-S-E-T-I-L-A-S Close Damn, man Q-U-I Q-U-I

Quint Q-U-I-N-T E-S-S E-N-T I-A-L Quintessential That's not what I said, huh? No

You want to go back to Empress You want to go back to Empress? You want to go back to the other one? Hell nah. Liaison? Nah, I don't know how to spell that. Okay. I think this word is pronounced indubitably. Indubitably. In who?

In do do Indubitably. In who? In do. Oh, yeah, boy. Y'all got y'all stumping me tonight with these words here, man. Indubitably. Indubitably. Indubitably. I mean, obviously, I-N indubitably indubitably

I mean obviously I N do I N D I N D U B U D L O Y I don't know D-U-B-U-D-L-Y. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know that one. Indubitably. It's I-N-D-U-B-I-T-A-B-L-Y. That's what I said. Without a doubt. That's what I said. Without a doubt. Ocho.

That was bad. But I got one. Yeah, D-U-B-I-N. You didn't do too good tonight. But I got one. Yeah, I mean, you didn't do too good tonight. But there's always tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. That was rough. Chet, I apologize, man. I mean, I was there. I was close.

I let y'all down. Like, I mean, listen, I'm telling NBA players go three for 17 on tonight. This is one of those nights for me when it comes to spelling. Maybe tomorrow. Hell, tomorrow I might shoot from 80% from the field. You might get it.

Yeah, yeah. Damn, that hurt, man. That hurt. That hurt. All right, Ocho, it's time to exact some revenge. I got my revenge. It's called dunk on a... Huh?

I got my revenge. Come on, chat. Here we go. Oh, chat. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Lawrence Taylor, who may...

Excuse me. Lawrence Taylor, who many consider the greatest NFL defender ever, became the second defender to win the NFL MVP in 1986. Who was the first defender to win an MVP? I got it. How will you do this one? Actually, he served

on the Minnesota Supreme Court. The great Alan Page of the Purple People Eaters. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Woo! Okay. That was good. That was good. If I'm not mistaken, he went to the University of Notre Dame. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That was good.

If I'm not mistaken, he went to the University of Notre Dame. Okay. Thank you for the extra credit. I appreciate that. Thank you. Okay. The 2000 Ravens, Munsters of the Midway, Legion of the Boom are all

recognized as historic defenses. Yes. Which NFL defense allowed the fewest points per game in the 14-game era? What NFL defense allowed the fewest points per game in the 14-game era? In the 14-game era. So that means it had to be prior. I would say to steal curtain. That is absolutely wrong.

The answer is 1977 Falcons that allowed 9.2 points per game. 9.2 points per game. Yeah. Okay. You won in one. Question number three. What legacy NFL franchise has never,

never had the number one overall pick in the NFL draft? No expansion teams. That's never had the number one overall draft. Never, ever had the number one overall draft. Ever had the number one overall pick in the NFL draft. And we're not doing any expansion. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know.

Broncos. Man, you just threw that. Man, you knew it. Man. You're cheating, man. Nah, man. Come on, chat. Come on, chat.

Nah, the chat. Come on, chat. The chat must have gave you that answer, man. Come on, chat. Hey, you cheating. You cheating on that one. All right. Fourth question.

What two legacy NBA franchises have never changed their name or relocated in their entire existence? Again, no expansion teams. What two legacy NBA franchises have never changed their name or relocated in their entire existence. I'll say the Knicks. I'm going to say Oh Oh yeah Chat we got him on the rope It's the Nick I'll say Nick's Nick Celtics

I'll go Nick Celtics I think it's the Bulls though I'm going to say Nick Celtics You cheated again You cheated again. Come on! You cheated again. Matter of fact, hold on, let me see something. Come on chat!

Come on chat, stand up! Nah, see, the chat putting the answers, man. That's the chat. Chat, stand up! Hey, the chat, y'all gotta stop putting the answers, man. And Ocho, Ocho, Ocho, Ocho, you know I got high-speed internet back here on the computer down there. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. When you be pondering, see, you be pondering and the chat hear the question and they start typing the answer in the chat, then you like, you look up.

No, but see, here's the thing. No, you get, I swear, I put that on my credit. When you get, when you say legacy franchises, there are only a handful of them. You got to realize the Lakers started out

in Minneapolis. They were the Minneapolis Lakers. So now you got to, when you think like the Warriors, they're not a legacy franchise, although they won a lot, but they moved.

So for me, the Knicks, the Knickerbockers, and like the Celtics. Right. So. All right. All right.

Then I was going to go with the Bulls, but I was like, Knicks, Celtics. All right. Here we go. Three NBA teams had opposing players score 60 or more points

against them twice. Three NBA teams had opposing players score 60 or more points against them twice. Three NBA teams had opposing players score 60 or more points against them twice. Who are these three teams? This year or in their history? That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. Let's say recently, this year. Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord. 3 points 60 points 60 points or more Damn That's a lot damn that is oh man I'm seeing man this year this year I know the Hawks gave up 73

okay 73 who scored 73 points I know the Hawks gave up 73. Okay. 73? Who scored 73 points? Luka. Remember after that game, Joel Embiid scored 70? You got one right. Luka scored.

You got one right. The Spurs gave up 70 to Joel Embiid. You got, that's two right. There's one more. There's one more. That's crazy. They can have a night like that and then just go right back to being normal again. Ooh-wee. Hold on. and then just go right back to being normal again. Ooh wee, hold on.

Three. Ah. We're going six. Oh, uh. Who else scored 60 this year? Oh, uh... Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know the team. I know, uh... Carl Anthony Towns scored 60, and they lost.

I think it... I think it was against the Bulls. Yeah, that wasn't one of the answers. Okay. But you want it, or? Yeah, I mean, because I'm trying to think. I mean, I know Carl Anthony's child scored 60, because he had 60 the same night that Joel Embiid had 70.

Score 60, Might have scored 62. I don't know. Did he do it against the Raptors? I don't know. I give up. Alright, the answer is against the Indiana Pacers, Devin Booker and Giannis Atakapunko. Yeah, Giannis had 60

when they kept the ball from him. And Devin Booker, I'm assuming he had 60-plus as well against the Pacers. What you call him? What you call him? Who did Carl Anthony Towns score the points against? Okay, I feel pretty good. I got three, right? Listen, you did way better than me because I got to have a face.

I got one right, right? No? No. Yeah, I went 0 for 5? 0 for 5. God, that's embarrassing. Ooh. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast,

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Listen to the Fantasy Footballers Dynasty Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Alright. It's time for the last segment of the night, Ocho. Yes, sir. And it's called Q and A. Eldrin Logan said, how can I get LaPorte to Virginia? Tried to order, was unable to do so.

Ocho, when will Boa Vida be ready to order? Oh, we back. We back. We're back, having the forefather of the event. Actually, we're coming to Virginia. We're looking to get

the state activated, but I don't know if that's going to happen before Father's Day. What is it? We don't know if that's going to happen before Father's Day. What is it? We don't ship to Virginia? Elgin, bro, I really don't know what to say. I know we are. Within the next couple of months, we're going to be active,

activated in Virginia, so we'll be able to sell, distribute throughout the state. But I couldn't tell you how you could go about ordering if we don't ship to said state. I am sorry about that, but hopefully we can get something worked out for you, bro. Bobby Shaw said, hey, can you shout out my boy, Mr. Willie? He's mad he saw you and couldn't tell you how good your cognac is.

Bobby, appreciate that, man. I appreciate the support. Mr. Willie, bro, I appreciate the support. You purchased him a bottle of Chez by La Portier, and I'm glad you liked it. That's our goal is to make sure we make some of the best premium cognac. We think we have the best VSOP on the market. And from all the

positive feedback that we've been getting, thank you very much. So I appreciate that, both of you guys. Yes, sir. Derrick Jr. said, who's the best dancer in y'all family? Bro, I couldn't tell you. My family, I'm... Well, you know what?

It's out of me. My daughters. Sharae, the one that just pledged AK. Just pledged, just went over, yeah. Yeah, boy, she can go. She can go. My daughter, Mocha, can dance. My oldest went to New World School of Arts.

So, obviously, she has a dance background. She can dance as well. More traditional, modern jazz dancing. I think I'm sure she can do hip hop. But I'm still the better dancer of everyone. Of everyone. Definitely me. Definitely me.

Yeah, I ain't no dancers in my family. I don't know if my kids can dance. I don't think. I mean, maybe my oldest daughter. I know my man, my brother, my sister. A lot of people might not know this about me, but my grandmother. My grandmother is one of the reasons why I'm so cultured as far as when it comes to music, genres of music that I like to listen to, and my love for dance as well. I'll never forget, 1988, my grandmother took me to the Gusman Theater to see Alvin Ailey Dance Company. From 1988 up until this point, I have yet have yet obviously covet messed everything up when covet hit i've never missed never miss alvin ailey once they come to town

in miami i have a huge huge fascination with what judith jameson put together now i think the director is um robert wait is it robert bailey i might i might have the name wrong it's slipping my mind but i love if you ever get the opportunity to see revelations you see them do that piece revelations or if you want to you want to youtube it oh one of the best and i've always wanted to perform i've always wanted to perform. I've always wanted to perform with them. And just obviously I'm old now. The moves are still there, but just, oh, man. I could almost cry. That's how passionate I am about dance.

Lord Day said, Ocho, you look like Dobie from Harry Potter. You a Harry Potter fan? No, I don't know who Dobie is. Is he... And don't start me lying. Hell, I don't know who it is either. I ain't watch Harry Potter here. You think I look like Dobie? Man, I told you I don't

watch Harry Potter. I'm just saying, I mean, whoever Dobie is, he must be some type of... He has to be some type of fascinating, sexy specimen. If not, it makes no sense on what she's talking about. I have an uncle we used to call Uncle Dobie. DeJuan Hyatt said, Uncle Nocho, name one guy at each of you guys' respected positions that you feel are underrated.

For me, it's Jeremy Shockey at tight end, Herman Moore at wide receiver. Let me see. Underrated. Doesn't get the credit that they deserve. You know what? I'm going to go with my fellow teammate, Taraj. Houshman Zada.

Houshman Zada doesn't get the credit that he deserves. Fabulous. Fabulous. Fabulous. Fabulous. You know who underrated? Who?

B. Lloyd. Brandon Lloyd. Oh, yeah. Brandon Lloyd. Massively. That's a good one. Massively underrated. I mean, there's so many...

Bad Ocho. There's so many ways... Think about Ocho. If he'd have had the technology glove with the catch he was making back then with no technology. With the leather, yeah. Yeah, and Brandon probably wear a 2X goddamn glove, man. He look like he got to wear a 3X. Yeah, yeah.

He was good. He was good. Shockey was very underrated. He wasn't underrated. It was him is that the injuries robbed him because he made Pro Bowls while he was healthy. It's just that he wasn't able to stay healthy

for an extended period of time. Man, that was a good question. I like that. For me, I like like I think for me Todd Christensen rest his soul I think because he played even though he went to Pro Bowls Ocho is that he played in the era

with Ozzy and Kelly and you know sometimes it's like if you played in the era with Peyton and Brady hell you a quarterback what what year did you play You played in the era with Peyton and Brady. Hell, you're a quarterback. It's like, what year did you play?

Because it's kind of like they overshadow you. It's kind of like, you know, when you play in an era with Jordan, it's almost like ain't nobody else playing. Ain't nobody else playing because they're talking about Jordan, Jordan. Well, you know, there were other players that played. Hell, everybody in the 80s and 90s, unless you magical bird, is underrated because that was Jordan. So if you play,

if you want bird magic, in the 80s, people are like, huh? Yeah. Because think about it. Moses Malone won MVP. He's got three MVPs in the 80s. Kareem won an MVP in the 80s. Won a finals MVP. We've got three MVPs in the 80s. Kareem won an MVP in the 80s. Won a finals MVP.

But Bird, think about it. Bird and Magic, they won six of the ten MVPs. Yeah. Moses won two. Doc won one. Jordan. Ta-da. The end. So, yeah yeah that was

that was a great question Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy said if you could wake up tomorrow with a new skill or talent what would it be and how would you use it if I could wake up

with a new skill and a talent it would be the best a skill or a talent you'll get to have both of them damn greedy or a skill a skill or a talent, it would be the best. A skill or a talent. You'll get to have both of them. Damn, Greedy.

Or a skill? A skill or a talent. All right. The skill would be the best boxer at 147 and 154 and 168. Well, damn. Greedy.

Yeah, because I want to fight Bud. I want to fight boots. Then I want to go up and wait. I want to fight Canelo. Then I want to fight Caleb Plant. Then I want to fight Benavidez. And I want to fight Boots, then I want to go up and wait, I want to fight Canelo, then I want to fight Caleb Plant, then I want to fight Benavidez, and I want to beat all their ass, and that's it.

Why you laughing? It's a hypothetical, that's what I want to do. That would be like, that's like Mayweather. Well, Mayweather, actually, Pacquiao was like an eight-division champ. I think Floyd was a four-division champ. I think Floyd went from, what, 35, 40, 47, 54.

Pacquiao went from like 120 to 154. Roy went from 60, 68, 75... Heavyweight. To heavyweight. Yeah. Or five. Because Roy started at junior middleweight, which is 154. Another.

I don't know if you can go up that high, Ocho. Wait. The question was what skill. If I get the skill that I want in need I'll be just fine I don't know if you can gain that kind of weight it's easier to go from

like the lighter weights up to like like Pacquiao from 120 to go to 154 as opposed going from 147

to 200 it just my skill is gonna be so so impeccable I'ma just fight a heavyweight at my weight. Not that size.

You got to be at least. I mean, not a hit. This was the hypothetical. You're too small. This was the hypothetical. But you're too small. What you going to do with Fury? At 6'9", 270, and you 147?

Yeah, what Fury at? Don't play at me, man. Don't play at me. If I could have a skill or talent, I want to be able to play a musical instrument. Oh, that's a good one. Now, that's a good one. I want to play a musical instrument.

That's a good one. The first one, I want to play the trumpet. And piano. The piano. I knew, yep. Piano, yeah. Saxophone. Alto, tenor, or baritone. And knew, yep. Piano, yeah. Saxophone. Alto, tenor, baritone.

And then the drums. Well, God. Damn, Prince. No, I'm just saying. I want to play. That's the order. You can't have all of them. I want to be first.

No, I just want to be able to play. If I can play, I want to be able to play a musical instrument. And I just listed the ones in the order. I know I ain't going to able to play on my own. Dizzy Gillespie or Brandon Marcellus. But yeah, that's what I do. That's what I would want to play.

I can't fix ish. I can't build nothing. I did build a toolbox in a shop class. I did build a toolbox and a shop class. I did make a shirt in home ec. Made some poached eggs. I mean, you know,

you had to take home ec. You know, girl couldn't cook a leg. Miss Oda, hey, shout out, rest your soul, Miss Oda. Miss Oda was shout out rest your soul Miss Odom Miss Odom was my home was my was my home egg teacher

uh uh uh Wayne Sutton was my uh was my uh ag teacher ag one and two and shop uh

but I you know obviously you know I was good in ag cause hell I worked on the farm so I knew all the hogs I knew all the cattle I knew the pre-emergence post-emergence

I knew crop the rotation. So, you know, I aced that. But that's what I want. If I can have a skill or talent, I want to be able to play

a musical instrument. That's a good one. Yep. Laney Ray said, if you never played football and made the Olympic team back in the day, in what event do you think

you would have competed well in? Well, I was a triple jumper. I was All-American triple jumper, so that's what I'd have been good at. Olympic event. Knowing me. I was three-time state champion

of triple jumps, so obviously I think that would have been what I'd have been good at. Shoot it. My daughter. My daughter's good in the 400, 800. That is your daughter ain't running for you.

You. What would you have been good at? Slow poke. Child please. Probably the 200. Probably the one. 200 to one. Ain't no way. You're running 4.6

coming out. You're going to run. You're good at no 100 or 200. I mean, it was a hypothetical. No, hypothetically, they said, hold on. What event would you have competed well? Right. 4.6, guys. Don't run the 100 meters. Can I ask you a question? Yes. You really think I ran a 4.6 just because the time says 4.6, guys. Don't run to 100 meters. Can I ask you a question?

Yes. You really think I ran a 4.6 just because the time says 4.6? That's what the time said. The time said... Have you seen me play before? Yes. You know damn good and well I don't run no 4.6.

I slipped. I slipped. Listen, I slipped, got up, and kept running. And guess what? What? And the second time you ran, they said 4.6 again.

I didn't run twice. My next time running was in LA at Dorsey where I ran 4-3, which is what I normally run. You ain't run no 4-3. You ain't run no 4-3. Can somebody please pull up the footage where I ran for the scouts at Dorsey High

School? No. I'm just telling you, I ran again. Okay, check this out. Robert, he just said 4'3". You ain't running no 100 meters in the Olympics. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. And I'll probably win. I'll probably be the one to beat Bo.

Hypothetically speaking. If I was training to run track. What kind of boat? I'm talking about boat, Usain. Yeah, I would have been the one to bring it home. I'm just telling you. No, no. Hey, Robert Paul Jr. said, hey, Unc and Ocho,

great episode. It's Robert Paul Jr., the children's book illustrator from April. Unc, I saw you be at the Texas Black Expo Summer Celebration. Will you also be there, Ocho? Unk, still thinking about doing a children's book. Yes, I will be at the Texas Black

Expo. That's next week. I mean, yeah, it's next Thursday, right? Friday. It's Friday. Friday. I'm there Friday. Yes, I will be. Ocho will not be there. I ain't get no invite.

Ain't nobody invite me nowhere. Am I still thinking about doing a children's book? I want to do a children's book based on me I wonder how do you do children's books I think a friend of mine you remember Kayvon Webster right Kayvon Webster just has a children's book that just came out I retweeted it on my story on my page Kayvon Webster, right? Yeah. Yeah, Kayvon Webster just has the children's books that just came out.

I retweeted it on my story on my page. I didn't get a chance to actually look at it. I just wanted to put his business out there that he did do one. I wonder how do you go about doing something like that?

I don't know either. I don't know. I guess you have a story and you have an illustrator to put it. I really don't know. I guess you have a story and you have an illustrator to put it. I really don't know, Ocho, but I'm sure. I think me too.

I got 211 goddamn kids. Me having a children's book is something I should probably do. That's probably something you should look into. Yeah, I think I'm going to do that. Ask what we're looking like. Huh? Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Well, we're out of questions for tonight. Thank you, guys. We really appreciate you guys staying up late joining us. I know, Lil' O, it's late for everybody, but I think we owe it

that if we're going to talk about the games, we have to at least come on after the games, and sometimes these games run late. They start late, and so to all our fans on the East Coast, we really appreciate you staying up with us, and it's even late for some of you guys on the West Coast, so we really appreciate you staying up with us. And it's even late for some of you guys on the West Coast, so we really appreciate

you staying up with us and tuning in to watch Ocho and I go at this thing about four nights a week now. So, thank you guys for staying up late with us and enjoying another episode of Nightcap. Please, please, go ahead. Before we get off, before I close

this out, to all the mothers out there, wish you a happy Mother's Day. Yes. Those of you that are on the East Coast, one day is not enough for all that you do. Sacrifice, compromising. I know how difficult it is. Thank all of you. Include mine that are up that might be watching.

I appreciate and I love y'all. Bless up. Yes. Happy Mother's Day. If you're on the East Coast, happy Mother's Day to those on the West Coast waiting. Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy your day. This is all about you. Hopefully you get that

special gift, but it's really not about the gifts. Hopefully you're surrounded by family, friends, and loved ones. You go out and get you a great meal. Do not do anything because this is your day. Everybody gets to wait on you hand and foot. And you get an opportunity to see what it's like to get treated like a queen if you don't get treated like a queen normally. But this is your day.

Enjoy. Thank you to all the mothers and grandmothers out there. All those that fill in as mothers. It's your day also. Even all the dog mothers. Thank you to all the mothers and grandmothers out there. All those that fill in as mothers. It's your day also. Even all the dog mothers. Thank you, guys. I appreciate the support. Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap.

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