Club Shay Shay - Paul’s Watermelon Juice, Usher Kicking Fan Off Stage, & Catching Your Spouse Cheating. (Part 1)

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

Truth After Dark family, we are back with another banger! If you’re ready to laugh for an hour straight than this is the episode for you! Paul had his arms out & had his special watermelon juice on deck all show long! He & Azar discuss Usher’s wild encounter with the fan on stage, a woman divorcing her man because of his interesting “kink,” and they read off the craziest ways that our fans have found out they were being cheated on! Pour you up a drink for this one, put the kids to sleep and get ready for The Truth After Dark! #Club Follow us: Azar Farideh: [@AzarFarideh] Paul Pierce: [@PaulPierce] Follow The Truth After Dark on all platforms: Instagram: [@TruthAfterDarkPod] TikTok: [@The_TruthAfterDark] Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheTruthAfterDark?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Spotify, Apple, & everywhere you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Talk with a chill. This is how you find out for your woman, too. If she come home and she's jumping in the shower, you go, but hey, come here. This is what you got to do. You got to go down on her instant. Ew, you wanted to taste another man's... Well, I got to see if she's cheating. It's the smell gonna be there.

This episode is going to bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna do so good because look at what you have on. You're so sexy. Oh, my God. The phone call. He accidentally called the house phone saying, Hey, honey, boo, I'm with my wife.

I will call you later. My mom is the one who picked up the phone. Wait, wait, hold on. Start on, start over. I wouldn't even fit it to attention. You're over there dancing. Like it's fucking soul train. Nika, what you got going on?

No, no, no, no, no, I wasn't even listening. I looked over and you was... Like, what the fuck? She came in spicy today. She didn't had too much habanero sauce or some shit. This is the taking over the game. All right, everybody. Welcome to Truth After Dark.

Do you think that men or women are more toxic? Hello, beautiful people. Welcome to another episode of the Truth After Dark. I am your host, Azar Faraday. Want some watermelon juice? This is fire. Put the juice down, Paul. Watermelon juice.

You don't like watermelon juice? I do. I'm black. Oh, this is your boy, Paul Pierce, with the watermelon juice. What else is in that juice? Watermelon juice. That's it? What's up? Truth After Dark.

We're in the building. Paul and the czar, let's get it cracking. First of all, I want to take a moment to acknowledge this motherfucker right here got on the arms out. He got the white bust down. He looking smoothshade butter, cocoa butter, coconut oil. I'm tanned up. He got the arms out. Okay, he's filling himself, period.

He got the chest out. You know, he's looking real African. I am down there Hey Michael Blackster She talked of shit Yeah he can do you This is the shit he will wear Yeah

And the glasses is exactly Please Pull up Michael Blacks Pull up No pull up a bitcher You gotta defend me bro You gotta defend me Mike And have it on the shit camera

Because yeah Hey black Mike Pull up bro Look look look look I'm looking like Michael Black This is a Michael Blackson fit I'm screaming. No, no, no, go to the one right there.

To the left, to the left with the girl. Down, down, down one. Right there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm giving right there. Hey, Mike, pull up, though.

We got a hollad, dog. Listen, ain't nothing wrong with it. All right, all right. So, getting started, getting started. Sorry, you have distracted me. The arms have distracted her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Okay, so is it hot in here? No, I'm just kidding. Okay, so the girl at the Usher concert. This is that outfit right here. This is that outfit. She's getting hot, that's crazy. She's getting hot in here.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-oh. Okay, so the girl at the Usher concert, let's get it straight into it. Oh, damn. Another divorce.

The one lady got divorced from the Usher concert. Usher's out here breaking up families. No, no, no, no. So there's a lady that was at the Usher concert, right? Real cute girl or whatever the case may be. And she got up on stage. And when she got up on stage, Usher started coming on to her like, like, da-da-da-da-da. And she was like, so basically, like, she was disgusted.

And she didn't want him to touch her. And he was like, I don't think she want to be on stage. Like, you could go. Why are you going to stay? So she came out and spoke on it. Number one, she wanted Chris Brown. She didn't want Usher old ass. Number two.

Why is she going on stage? Because she said that she looks good as fuck. So I'm going to go up on stage so all these people can see how good the fuck I look. That's what she said. Let me see. She is cute. She is cute. Hold on.

Pull her up, please. Let me see, dog. That's cap. No, she's cute. She's a cute girl. Let me see. She's cute. She looks like your average ice-skinned girls.

Oh, average. You said average. No, no, she's pretty. She's pretty. I mean, that look like all the light skin girls. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are you moving back, though? What's you getting up there for?

Acting all funny. He didn't want to be on stage. She's supposed to be over there licking on the nipple or something. She got to do some. Rub the abs or something. Why she's leaning all back? Don't come up here if you ain't trying to participate.

You know what I'm saying? And so she took a picture with Usher's wife too. By the way. Don't get on that flight if you're not trying to participate. She's not on a flight. Yeah, she's on the stage. It's the same thing. But my thing is she's like, because she claps back.

And it's like, girl, you should have stayed. she should have stayed quiet on the creek because she claps back and her clap back is basically like, I look good, who wouldn't want to come up shares? What bitch is saying no to coming up? There's plenty of bitches saying no, me as one of them. And at the end of the day, like, yeah, you look cool. But if you wasn't going to get into that vibe on stage,

what was the point of going up there? Yeah. Like, I think that's corny. And I think that you want an intention or whatever you want to, you got your 15 seconds of fame. And you know what else I'm tired of? these bitches are so thirsty to get 15 seconds of fame. Baby girl, if you don't really have a career

or something really going for you to create that fame, that 15 seconds is going to die down. Something new is happening tomorrow and you're all news. You're just the random light-skinned bitch who looked awkward on stage. Get over that shit and get over yourself. I'm tired of bitches trying to use men to get a little bit of fame. You're not cracking.

And you're not going to be cracking because you're not doing nothing with your life but trying to look cute and go up on stage to get some little bit of attention. Right. Run and tell that. And I know, for real. And she's like, looking at all this stuff.

So, yeah, she can reply to this if she wants to. It's not going to change my opinion on it. At the end of the day, like, there's so many other ways you can get attention for yourself, boo-boo. And you come back, clapping back with 10 different posts. Like, we really don't care. Oh, you came in spicy. You coming in a hot today. Damn.

Hair nuss, hair done, nails done, everything good. Damn. Okay. I agree with you, though. This is a situation to where, listen, lady, if you go on the goddamn stage and us, you already know what the vibes is, you already know the tour been going on over a year.

Like, you know, he's going to get up all on you on some, like, real, like, yeah, hey, you know, talk to you, sing to you. And then you act funny? Like, come on, it corny as hell. You corny and, like, women. You corner is, you look into just, man get her up out of here

you know what you're lucky we even mentioned you on the truth after the dark so we mentioned it we talked about you we gave you your 15 seconds it's over it's over but she's adding the shade room and shit girl I'm so sick of these brides where are you from

like you need to get look you know how on the what's that show with Charlemagne and them breakfast club yeah they give like donkey of the day corny she's

get the corny of the day award. We started giving out the corny person of the day award. Yeah, I think that at the end of the day. That's corny of the week award goes to her. It's corny as her. You know what the fuck time it is.

It's like a bitch that's getting flown out to Miami or to out the country. You know what time it is, bitch. You're getting flown out to give up that pussy. That's what I say you jump on the fly. Stop getting on stage and not knowing what time it was. You did that to create attention so you could be, oh, I don't need this.

some of you bitches would never have this opportunity in the lifetime like stop it's really not that deep you're on stage like a fan like a groupie and like a fan just like that so that's the type of bitch you are to even go on stage chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill

that's cool you already went in cool cool cool next time I've been giving her too many seconds you're right so moving on you gave her too much goddamn sake so moving on so moving on so play the story the second story about this clip right here. My husband Kink ruined our marriage.

Okay. My 30-year-old husband and I have been married for going on 10 years this year. Before we got married, he couldn't keep his hands off of me. Everything was great. But right when we got married, he suddenly wanted nothing to do with me. He didn't want to have sex and we hardly spent any time together. I had got to the point where I would have to beg and beg and beg for any sort of physical attention. We wouldn't have sex for three.

or more months. If I didn't bring it up, it wouldn't happen. My self-esteem hit below rock bottom. That's his kink, huh? No. Somehow we had three kids in that time. Now, onto the kink. I'm from a very, very open-minded place in the U.S.,

and I like to think that I'm an open-minded person. I found out that my husband is very into cross-stressing, but more so being a major sissy. Now, this doesn't turn me on at all, but doing my best, I tried to get into it while he wore heels and pennies, but he wouldn't do anything that I enjoy doing sex. And I still have to go months without it.

Turns out, not only is he may be the biggest sissy I've ever heard of, he would be cheating on me the majority of our marriage. Going out dressed like a sissy, lying about where he was going, talking to other men and women, meeting up with them and hooking up. I was very open and willing to do my best

with becoming even more open with the sissy and cross-dressing. But the fact that he cheated on me and lied about everything, I'm beyond pissed. Me personally, I'm going to say this. If a man wants to dress up in a thong and rain boots in a thong, I'm not getting down with that.

You're going to have to go. If you want to dress up as a woman in any capacity, you are not for me. It's just not going to happen. And I'm not going to try to be open to it. I'm not open to that. I don't want to see you in hills and I don't want to see the thong. That's ridiculous.

If I want that, I'm going to get with a woman. Why am I going to be with you? But before all of that, this is the thought that came to my head. Like, you know, he was, the sex was great, and then they got married and having stopped having sex. This was what came to my head, and this is an honest thought. I was just like, damn, that's crazy. Like, why you married her and stopped having the sex?

Like, once you married her, it's the unlimited sex. But what came to my head, realistic, it was like, damn, it's just like, I feel like we live in a generation. that men use women only for like a vessel, either sexually or to have kids. And they don't love their partners. It's usually just like, and women use men for security.

I feel like sometimes the true love, the essence of love gets thrown out the window. So if the women are using the men for security and protection and for a lifestyle, that they like, hey, I can live like this, the dream, this is my dream, whatever level it is. You know, and men look at the women like, hey, she's just a vessel to just have sex and, you know, have kids. and then after that, it's just like, what else is there? That's what made me think of that with this, just this situation. And I was like, damn, could it be that?

Like, we just use each other. God made man and he made women, and he was like, I'm going to put this woman on the earth for your partnership. And it's just like we just use each other and just instead of being a unit, like we should be a unit. We should be as one. It shouldn't be to look at I need this from a man or I need this from a woman.

Like, it's just, we've gotten to a place to where we forget the real essence of what a relationship is. I can agree with that. It's to help one another thrive. I can agree with that 100%. You know what I'm saying? But I feel like also, I think that's a great point.

I also feel like people don't want to do the work that it takes to be an actual unit and have the uncomfortable conversations and grow through certain shit, people now have a tendency to just shut down or close off and just brush things under the rug like it never happened and then to keep moving. And then it builds resentment and it builds resentment.

You don't want to communicate. You don't want to talk about the things that are going to really make this relationship grow. You don't want to have those uncomfortable weird moments because you just want to like feel good. Everybody wants to feel good all the time. I just want to feel good. I want to feel good.

So that's why people become this type of vessel because what you're doing is you're falling in love with how people make you feel instead of the person. So everyone is falling in love with this guy. He buys things for me. He takes me here. He does this. You got to ask, like, my sister always asks me,

why do you love them? Why do you love them? And if the answer is all about what the person is doing for me and making me feel that's not real love. You got to love someone for them when they don't have nothing else to offer. That's why so many of relationships Sharon Stone or whatever,

her husband's out of there when she got to get her boobs cut off, this person, that person, because we're not loving people through adversity anymore. We're loving people until it doesn't feel good. As soon as I'm done having, as soon as I'm not having phone with it,

I'm done with it. That's what type of, we live in a microwave generation. Oh, hurry up. Oh, it's not cool anymore. Another option. Another bitch, another man, none of this, none of that.

Instagram posts, da-da-da, people are on me. Like, it's not like, hey, baby, I'm, this fucked me up. Let's talk about it. Let's work through it. Let's, let's grow. I feel irritated now.

Okay, let me help you. Let's help each other. Like, we don't do that shit no more. It's like, oh, you're irritated. You're going to make it awkward. I'm out. So, you know, why relationships don't really last anymore because you can find validation.

and on your phone. So like the minute you get mad at your husband or your boyfriend or, you know, somebody you kind of like guarant toward and you get into an argument or there's like some tension, it's like you go over here and there's love from somebody you don't even know.

But it's like, it's a tension like, baby, you look beautiful. Oh, if I was your man, I would do this. Like it's so much, on the phone that just like creates such a true lies that you're like I can go over here and try this out because I got niggas on me and it's the same for men they could feel like oh I could go get this bitch in London I can get a bitch right here I could do this she's all all naked I could

everyone thinks that they have this false reality and sense of options right and so when people have something real in front of them they do not recognize it because they're like oh I could go get this somewhere else but what you don't know is you really can't. You can go try to get this somewhere else, but you really fucking can't. Because when you have something of quality and real, you can't, that's not replaceable very easily,

especially in the generation that we're living in now. If you meet a man or you meet a woman who is of substance, who is genuine, who is real, who is really rocking what you tent toes down, and you think you can easily replace this, you have another thing coming for you. You know what our advice I would give to a woman that has a man with money.

What advice? And I heard another woman tell another woman and that other woman was with a man with money and both of them was with men with money. And she was giving advice to the other woman that was recently with the man with money. Okay. So she said,

I know that sounds crazy. She was like, girl, I know you're not happy, but this is what you got to realize. She said, you have to choose which thing you like most. Do you like his time or do you like his money? Because you're not getting both. So once you choose which side you own and love that, you can be with them.

Because if he's giving you the money and the money is like, all right, you get bored with the money, and then now you get disappointed because you're not getting the time because he's gone, he's working, he's making the money. You know what I'm saying? Well, they say, a man with time ain't got money,

a man with money ain't got time. That's the oldest thing in the book. But also, Michelle Obama came on, my baby, and she said... Your baby. Yeah, I love her. That's my girl. So she said, I love her. I read her books.

Like, she basically came and said, like, don't listen to the... that because Barack makes time for me. And I know Jay-Z and Beyonce and Jay-Z makes time for Beyonce. If somebody wants you, they're making time for you and that's just a bar. If they have to travel, baby, come on. You're coming with me. If they have to do this.

And what Obama has is really not called money. Okay, but they have money. No, no, no, no. That's something else. That's another level. The point is, that's not money. That's like no worries. That's the point is. Like, that's not even called. Once you get to the level of Jay-Z, that's not even called money

no more. But the point is, is yes. You just float. through life. I think that there's... I'm gonna just walk over here. It's not reality. It's a dream. I think there's a price to pay

for anyone that you're with. It's just like a man feeling like I want to be with a really beautiful woman. There's a price to pay being with a really beautiful woman. There's a price to pay being with a rich man. There's a price to pay being with a poor man. There's a price to pay being with an ugly bitch. There's a price to pay to being with whoever you want to be with.

You just have to understand, is it worth it? Is it worth it to you? Yeah. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, is the cost worth it? Because a lot of the time the cost don't be worth it for some people or they think it does and then they get into it and they're like, hey, this don't feel good to me.

I know so many women who get with men because they're rich and they're sitting in an empty house by themselves with some badass kids and they're like, damn, I'm unhappy. I don't want to be here anymore, but that's what you thought you wanted. So then you don't really want that and then you're like, damn, I really want this. I thought I wanted this. It's always something.

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Speaking of that. No, no, no. I have something to say. Oh, go ahead. Damn, you was talking a lot, so I didn't forgot what I said. What I was going to say? Okay, my nigga.

You made some good points. Yeah. My nigga. All right. Go. Like, why do you think that divorce rate is higher now than in past years?

Because I'm trying to think like, because when I look at this era now, I feel like it's harder to cheat. Yeah, but I think that the divorce rate is higher because women don't have to stay. Back in the day, women had to stay because you can't have a job, you can't have your own income, you don't have the same opportunities, you don't have the same access to people. Now women do not have to stay with y'all. We don't have to be here.

Like, I'm so quick to be like, I will walk away. I don't give a damn. If you're disrespecting me, if you're cheated me bad, da-da-da, I feel empowered for my ancestors to know, I ain't got to stay with a dog-ass man. I don't, and I won't. And I feel like more women are empowered to feel that way. And I think when we're living in the society

where it's like a lot of people are okay with being alone, more than you would think. You know what I'm saying? So like even Cardi B was like, she said a whole thing, I actually have this on here. She came out and she said... But this is it harder, like before we go to that, is it? Since it's harder to achieve, right?

Like, celebrities, for celebrities and the people with money, it's harder to cheat. It's either harder to cheat or this, or the hush money is way up. Yeah, the hush money's up and it is hush money. Let me tell you something about a man, baby. They still going to find a way.

No, but think about this, like, it's the girl. They still go cheat. No, no, no, but it's the girl that can out you. Because of Instagram, they could just be adding your girl because they're going to know who your girl is. Yeah, but they're... So they could be like, yeah, he was with me last night. Yeah.

I mean, I need 10,000. But you know that the, He's going to be like, here you go. The men are still going to cheat. That's the crazy part. Extortion has to be up. Yeah, extortion is up. And the men are still going to do it.

That's the part that blows me. A man will find a way to cheat. Extortion is up. A man will find a way to cheat no matter what. There's more cheating and there's more extortion than ever. A man is going to find a way to cheat. It don't matter. Who's slicker at cheating?

Women are women. And you know what's better. Women are slick. Why are you talking? Why are you talking? Because men cheat more. Women are just slicker. But the point is, is let me say this.

What do you mean men cheat more? Men cheat more. Men cheat a lot. Men can't help but cheat. And you know what else men do? Like a celebrity or this person? They can still cheat because what they do is they get like a baby mama or what they do is they get an old person that they already fucked on, that they know is not going to say nothing. They got people in the back burner, baby. They got a baby mama that's willing to fuck you because they know you got a little bit of money and I'm going to do this. Mama fuck them when he wants to fuck. And I'll even, they got girls now.

where they'll even call the bitch on the line and be like, do we fuck around and the bitch? No, she's in, she's in check, she's on program. Nah, we don't fuck around. Nah, that's my, that's what? We don't do that. That's what these celebrities and athletes or whoever you want to call it, that's what the fuck they got.

So they see on old. Yeah, they do all work. They do all work because it's easy. They probably are too, but old work is easier. All work is like, I know the routine. Because I've been with men and I see what they do. I'm not retarded.

Yeah, fuck yeah. A man has done that to me. 100%. I've, trust me, yeah. So anyways, Cardi B says being single, listen, Cardi B says being single is better than being with the wrong man. Preach it. Cardi believes too many people assume a woman is lonely or unhappy simply because she doesn't

have a man. In her view, that's far from the truth. She argued that plenty of women would rather stay single than settle for a relationship that brings stress, disrespect, and the wrong partner in their lives. That mindset has become super common over the years. And so I think that now women are feeling like back in the day, our grandmamas and other people,

they had to stay in them relationships because where the fuck is you going to go? Now it's like, I don't have to deal with this. And if it's bringing me unnecessary stress, and I'm not able to like really thrive and grow and shine and feel confident that my partner is respecting my body, my time. You know, not cheating is hygiene. It's about like being with one person is a hygiene thing, not just a hygiene thing spiritually, emotionally, physically. Nobody wants to have somebody bringing

all them different energies into your atmosphere. So yeah, women now are like, fuck that. I don't have put up, you know how many girls I know that have put up an abusive relationships, ran down, ran through, stressed out, drained, losing away. You have a lot to say today. Okay. Anyways, so I'm going to be. No, I want to, I got to react to that. Okay, we're asking to the Cardi B, please. Go ahead. How you keep moving on before I react to that?

Okay, I'm so sorry. Go ahead. Paul, go and react. I know you got your outfit on tonight. Go and react. Let's throw my outfit. I know you got your outfit on. Hey, man.

Leave it a comment. Yeah, are there on my outfit? Because I think I'm looking fly. No, you do look fly. I think I'm looking cool. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I got the African look.

The African look. No, no. You do look good. You do look good. I got the tan. Look, I'm looking dark. Arms out. Look again.

Yeah, you look at it. Damn, what she's talking shit? I wasn't talking shit. I'm saying, I know you feeling yourself, so you want to talk shit. I don't feel myself. It don't matter what I got on. Oh, get to the Cardi B point. Come on.

Yeah, so Cardi B said it's less stressful or it's better to be alone. What was it? What did you say? No. If you don't remember, then we're not doing it. I'm not reading that whole over again. You had a whole. You said like a lot of things.

You had a whole book. Cardi B said B. Being single is better than being with the wrong man. She believes too many people assume a woman who is lonely. I disagree. Because being with the wrong man also teaches you a lesson. But there's some lessons you don't need to keep learning. Well, that's a you problem.

Exactly. That's why they're not going to be in that relationship. I'm going to leave. If you keep making the same mistakes. You don't realize that you're with that type of man. Well, you have to realize you should be single then for the rest of your life. You're making bad decisions. It's not a waste of time or it's a valuable lesson learned when you like so every girl is going to be saying every girl going to say all my relationships were bad.

You know what I'm saying? Like just because you break up, it don't make it a bad relationship because you're learning something from it. You got something out of it. It was like, all right, I know what to do next time or I know what type of men to choose next time. Like it's never a waste of time. It's never. It's always like like you're going to try new. hobbies, you're going to try things that you're going to fail at, but you're going to learn.

Like, when I first learned how to start cooking shit, I was fucking this shit up, putting the wrong seasonings on it, letting it stay on the grill too long, or letting it stay in the oven too long, or not enough. That's what the relationship is. And you learn. All right, I got to get the right temperature now. And so, like, when you get to a certain age, once you get to about mid-30s, yo, you should know what you like.

Like, straight up. Like, if you don't see that, then. stay out of relationship. Girls get into the relationship for the wrong reason. First of all, because like 99% of you girls get into a relationship based on sex.

Let's just keep it a hundred. What? Let's just keep it a hundred. Let's just keep it a hundred. All relationships are based on sex. That is so wrong. 99.9% of relationships are based on sex. That is the most off thing I've ever heard.

If you knew the statistics about how many women actually come during sex with a male partner, it's very fucking low. women do not get in relationships for sex. That is the most, that response is like the most wrong thing I've ever heard. Can I finish my point? That's so wrong, so left field. Can I finish my point?

You could have said money, but sex, absolutely not. Can I finish my point? Okay. So, yeah, all relationships aren't based off sex. Why? You say this all the time. If a nigga... Why, if a nigga goes to have sex outside of the relationship,

If the relationship is over. Exactly. You already know. Exactly. We talk about this all the time. Let me finish my point. No, do you not. When I talk, I'll let you talk.

Oh, you don't. Can I talk? Can I live? Shit. Go. That's cruel. If it's not, then why is that? Because that's trust.

That's respect. That's cheating. That's going outside of the boundaries. And when we set for our relationship, what are you talking about? It's not sex. It's what's attached to the sex. If I have sex with another girl, I don't love you?

I never said that. I said that you disrespected me. I don't care if you love me. You disrespected me. You went out of what we promised. You lied to me and you cheated. Those are the things that are wrong with that. If we have a dinner and we get to an argument and I grab the water and I pour it on you,

is that disrespect? Yeah. Will you break up with a nigger that do that? Maybe if you spill, pour water on me. You like, God damn it. Do you know that there's levels of disrespect, Paul? please don't be this like, come on. There's levels of disrespect and you know that.

If a woman pour water on you versus a woman slacked you in the face. There's no levels of disrespect for me. There's no levels of disrespect for me. Disrespect is disrespect. If you pour water on me, it's over. Because I know you will do it again and you'll ramp up the disrespect.

Because now you open the door for more disrespect. There's no levels of disrespect for me. There's no levels of disrespect. It's disrespect to me. Okay. So let's... Like stealing and stealing. If I went to store and stole some stickers,

it don't matter if I stole a motherfucker, whatever. It's like a bedroom set or some towels. Like, it's stealing. Right? You're going to jail for the same crime. So there's no levels to this. So you think that someone murdering someone and someone going to the 99th store

and stealing a bottle of soap is the same level? Murder and stealing is not two different things. Well, you just said there's everything. There's levels to the same thing. about like stealing is stealing. No, like this is crazy. If I go to the store, it's still an iPhone charger or I'll fraud up the bank for a million.

It's stealing. Darnel, does that make sense? Man, no, don't go to guard. Don't put Darnel in the middle of this. Be honest. No, let's ask our fans. Hey, chat. Hey, y'all can tell us in the comments.

Stealing is stealing, cheating, it's cheating. Disrespect is disrespect. But murder and there's different levels of the murder. There's different levels. It doesn't even make sense what he's saying. Man. It's blowing me. So, anyway.

We have, we put on Instagram. Are you changing the subject? We still talking about this. What you want to say? What you want to say about it still? Tell me. Levels of what we're talking about. Okay.

So you think there's levels to disrespect. Yes, I do. That's what I think. If you want to disagree, that's fine. I think that if someone pours water on me and some. I'm not treating, I'm not treating all disrespect the same. That's you. Are you asked me a question.

So you, you don't treat that. So it's levels to your disrespect. It's levels to disrespect. If someone throws water on me versus someone, a man punches me in the face, it's levels to that. That one might get you killed. This one might just get you broken up with maybe. There's levels to my reaction on how you disrespect me.

Both of them are going to get you broken up with. Both of them might get you killed for me. Okay, and that's on you. You ask me a question. All right, she is. You asked me a question. So there's levels to disrespect, absolutely. I think that it depends.

You want some watermelon juice? It's good. You want some watermelon juice? You think that everything is. We need to get her some watermelon juice, dog. Why are you looking at me? Like, you don't know why you need to, you're hot right. I'm trying to get you cool you off.

Watermelon juice do that. And who's you off? Hell yeah. You want some watermelon juice? No, just say no then. It's simple as, a simple question, girl. That's crazy. This is, she came in here spicy today.

I can tell she came here banging. I'm surprised. Look, he looking like a knee guy. He looks like yo people right now, church. I said he looked like a straight African. Hey, put my singer. Hey, put my single on. Put my single on right now.

He looked like a straight African. He looked good, though. My nigga. He looks good. He looks good. Yeah, we play an Afro beast. Right. All right.

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