Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba celebrates Cowboys 34-26 upset over Commanders!!

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live after the Cowboys defeat Jayden Daniels and the Washington Commanders 34-26. Dub finally won all of the money he lost betting on the Cowboys all season and it feels good!! Plus, Du...b recaps the first slate of NFL Sunday including the Titans upsetting the Texans, and the Vikings sneaking past the Bears.#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:39 Welcome to the Bubba Dub show everybody. I'm your host,ba Dubb. You see, I don't give me my motherfucking money back. All the money I done lost, I done want it back. Baby mama think she getting it for child support? Never. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Yeah, hit the subscribe button. Y'all know who I've been waiting to see it been six weeks since we won welcome back and Washington commanders in what yeah
Starting point is 00:01:15 magic Johnson why me we yeah damn big bad ass dollars come to town today and we kicked ass oh it wasn't pretty it started out slow I would get ready to Big bad ass dollars come to town today and we keep that. Oh, it wasn't pretty. It started out slow. I would get ready to say, take them on TV. Missed the ago, blocked the ago. And everything went wrong in the first half. But my Lord and savior say, hold on, Doug.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Victory is on the way. I say, Lord, savior say, hold on. Victory is on the way. I said, oh, heavenly father, why has that forsaken me? He said, have patience, fam. That's what we did. Cooper Rush. Oh, you made me a whole bunch of money today. Cooper Rush went into a division, went into a division today. Washington Mountain Dallas Cowboys in the division game, went up there and took care of business. Do you took care of business?
Starting point is 00:02:21 I thought Cooper Rush was Brock Purdy today. I'm not bullshitting you. When he took his helmet off, I said damn, I thought they were Brock Pertton, but that was Cooper Ruff. I couldn't believe it. I ain't gonna lie, I would get ready to talk shit with the Washington commander jersey. I'm just being real. Y'all seen the video.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I had that ready. But Lord say son, you don't have no faith. As a team today the Dallas Cowboys had 91 yard rushing. With 91 close to 100 to me. 91 close to 100 to me. Even though I know the Cowboys ain't going nowhere I don't give a damn. We're back. We're back. Yeah, and phone one silver. We went in there and took care of business today. They showed me, these boys still got some pride. Yeah, Michael Parson, I see you fam. Yeah, I see you today.
Starting point is 00:03:17 You running down Jay and Dan. Yeah, damn it, you ran them down like a cheetah running down a hound loop today. When you play with pride, when you play with energy, when you play like you're supposed to be there, damn it, them are a resource. Mike McCartney over there happy, that's cool. You can be happy for the day,
Starting point is 00:03:36 but the end of the year, your ass thot. I don't give a damn about Dallas Wing out. Mike McCartney in Trump boys I said it early on my Facebook page cowboy were gonna win y'all laughing me You're laughing me you ain't laughing no motherfucking moe is you? Same way my baby mama boyfriend laughed at me when he knocked me out. Woo, bye bye 99. Yup, and I was waving at you
Starting point is 00:04:10 when the cops came and picked your ass up too. Come here you, you fella. JL Byrd is where you at. Now your son rucking on up to me, holding me on my leg, waiting my dad to get out. Look nigga, he ain't coming home. Nigga, your daddy ain't never coming home. Nigga, I thumped him on the ear.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Get out of my face, boy. Your daddy can't do nothing, he locked up. I be talking, he be calling my baby mama. I be talking bad to him on the phone. Cause I know he ain't coming home. Yeah, let's talk about this victory today that the Dallas Cowboy pulled out. C.D. Lamb had 10 catches for 67 yards.
Starting point is 00:05:00 He didn't even go no damn well. That nigga worked hard for them damn tin catches and went nowhere. But I take it. I fucking take it. See it started out bad y'all. Started out bad today. Miss Fieldgold didn't, nah they got the block block punch. Then Block Field, it started out bad for them.
Starting point is 00:05:20 But it's never how you start ladies and gentlemen, it's how you end this shit. I'm very proud. I'm a proud I'm a proud citizen Of the Dallas Cowboys today. I know some of y'all feel abandoned. Oh, you ain't been rocking with nigger. I'm rocking now They don't want me my money back. I'm feeling damn good. I'm talking shit all week I'm talking shit all week. I'm talking shit all week. Who we got on Thanksgiving? Kicking they ass too. We finna start doing some upsets around here.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah! Kicking ass all week. If you're a Dallas Cowboy fan, I want you to be in the comments right now talking shit to who and whoever. I don't care who it is. Grandmo, grandpa, talk shit to them. My phone ain't gonna do nothing to stop me from talking shit to them. I'm gonna be talking shit to them. I'm gonna be talking shit to them. I comments right now talking shit to who and whoever. I don't care who it is. You're crying. I'll grab out. Talk shit to me.
Starting point is 00:06:08 My phone. I ain't gonna do not disturb the day. Oh yeah. I'm waiting on the car. My phone ain't ringing. What's the problem? Send me my dress to my God money. Send me rest of my money. You owe me. Never pay me and for the ones who want to delay paying me I'm gonna tell you old lady you cheatin Yeah, I'm gonna tell her you cheat Play with me today man feeling
Starting point is 00:06:39 Little answers we won lane we beat the Washington commander a team that's going to the playoffs, a team that has so much promise, a team that everybody say, ooh, they're taking the league by storm. You're lying. Washington Post, trash. Washington Wilson, trash. Washington National, trash. Big D, Big Zah! Yellow Beezzy voice that's why I got a man that's why I got a man hey somebody call yellow Beezzy right now! Somebody call Beezzy right now!
Starting point is 00:07:21 Let me see if I can call Be BZ on this line right quick, man? See where he at, man. How y'all feeling today? See if he pick up, man. He might be too happy, man. Hey, man, I got you on the line right now. We back. We back, fam. I ain't never went nowhere.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm a killer in sheep clothing, fam. Super Bowl next year. Yeah Fam it's been moves on some of Madden I'm not gonna be there but you know what I'm saying? You come to you and see bro, you ain't like no capacity for that. And spin moves are something I'm maddening. You're in the backfield, what the hell? That spin move was nasty. That's on command every time bro. That's every time. Every time.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That's what that is. That's what that is. The whole time you would hit the ball bro, if you had attention, he would just walk in first, then he would come out and just. Yo. He ain't a bad boy. Big.
Starting point is 00:08:50 He was standing in that field, what I'm trying to say, that's him. For sure. But let me hit you back, let me finish this live with these people. All right. Bet. What I tell y'all, man,
Starting point is 00:09:03 this is what we doing now. We back. Dallas Cowboy, bigot, the Washington commander, 30 folk of 26 today, I got on my knees early this morning. Pray to the heavenly father. Father, God, I don't know what I done done wrong in my life, but I apologize. Even to the rest of the people in the world, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Forgive us. We need a blessing today. The good Lord opened up the heavens, goals for us today. Now we're in him. Indianapolis Coast lost again. Them big bad ass Detroit Lions. Come here. I'm telling you right now the Detroit line probably going to the Super Bowl. I'm just keeping the one big meat chowder jail. Big meat's got brand new teeth.
Starting point is 00:09:51 And the block got brand new. Oh, it's going down in Detroit right now. Don't think it ain't nothing. I'm telling you, it's going down in Detroit. What big beef? Ain't nothing, ain't nothing. I'm telling you, it's going down in Detroit, boy. Big beast, feel it, throw a big motherfucking party. And I'ma be right there with the police taking pictures. Come on. I'ma have the goddamn glasses with the camera in there,
Starting point is 00:10:17 motherfucker, I'm watching. Watching for them bitch boobs. That's what I'ma be doing. Detroit took care of Ben and Jared golf golf didn't have no touchdown passes today But they won the day Tampa Bay beat the Giants that's suspected 30 to self That's what they pose to do now what I'm mad about how our Baker trans feel for the mess up Mike Evan for getting a thousand yards this year Ten years in a row Mike Evans. I had over a thousand yard receiving yard. He might not get it this year, but Kyle Baker.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Who the official coordinator down there in Tampa Bay? Get Mike Evans the damn ball. Yeah I see the Titans, I seen what y'all doing, young buck happy as hell down there in Tennessee right now. I see y'all beat them bad ass badass swing in Texas. What a Houston Texans Come on Come on Trash
Starting point is 00:11:16 Y'all going nowhere Oh Dallas ain't going nowhere and so are y'all. All they making up all that damn noise for no damn reason Y'all not going no damn work. At the end of the day, you in Texas and I want y'all to act like it. You're not going nowhere fam. Y'all done lost your mojo. Y'all ain't sipping syrup no more. Y'all know Ace Time Thrive off syrup and screw music.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Slash Michael Watts. Y'all know better than this shit. time thrive off syrup and screw music. Slash Michael Watts. Y'all know better than this shit. Get back to what you used to do. Ride and bang and screw and sip and serve. Slim Thug and Lil Mario need to get back together, man. J-Haw, y'all at the whole North Side, what year? Mike John, what's up fam?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Your ass been missing 20 goddamn meals. What's wrong with you? You eat? Something going on? Something going on with these? Who that? Mike John, Texas, what's up? How wild? What's up? Zero. Roe gonna make me call you. Roe don't make me call you.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Lil Kiki, what you at fam? Your damn Jets ain't what for damn. Now your Texans ain't what for damn. Boy it's a cold year for the 713. It's a cold year. Go and get grab that album by the way if y'all ain't already got Lil Kiki album. Go and grab it. ain't already got a little cheeky out going great. Going great, chiefs. God, no, she said, hold on. Hold on, we're playing the best, but we're going to pull it out. They want 30 to 27 today. I just the Carolina Graves hopper.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Right, so I'm glad you got your team back, but damage ain't going nowhere. You know, y'all need chapel. That's what the NFL team need like the Carolina grasshoppers. You niggas need chapel. Y'all need church in y'all alive, man. Now running around the city, getting up all these women and having a ball but your ass ain't serving God. Now you're getting served else.
Starting point is 00:13:22 But your ass ain't serving God. Now you're getting served else. G come before the L, I done told you. G come before the L, I done told you. Miami Dolphins said, hold on New England, hold on now, Tuna Fish tour back and he's throwing dimes. They damn H-N tour dolphin is back I'm back and Ray Finkel handling business No, don't write think of dolphins handling the business right now Tyree Tyree here 13 keys having that damn it
Starting point is 00:13:57 That's what I'm talking about. Wow got off to No, we don't know what's going on up there Aaron and I rolling over the goddamn grade now, man. New England better than that. Dre, Mayo, Nip. Y'all be hyping these players up. Y'all be hyping these players up, man. You media guys, you know who you are. Telling you, man, I would have took him in the first round.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I would have took him in number three. No you wouldn't. I always tell people man, it's never how you start, it's how you end. Some of us was in jail, prison, been shot up, beat up, left for dead. Now look at you standing on both feet, handing your motherfucking business. That's what got you on your feet, handingucking business. That's what, now you on your feet, handing in your business. That's the beauty of this shit. Cowboys ain't been war for damn in five, six weeks.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I love them, I love them with that head. Soon as they start back shining like a diamond, here I am. I'm him, baby. Take me as I am, y'all. Take me as I am. I'm right, baby. Take me as I am, y'all. Take me as I am. I'm right here. I ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:15:09 All that traitor and all that shit. I don't even hear that type of talk. I run with the willows. Do you hear me? I run with willows. I don't hang with losers. Better wake up. Figure out what's going on I am
Starting point is 00:15:27 Better figure out you think that bitch you you take a check from a nigga and you think she gonna be faithful to you never Because the loss our brains Man, she's one man. I know she's silent nigga. You took her from a nickel You don't brought in trying to make her house why she the. She the same woman that you were dying in the Bahamas. She was popping that cat on them goats for the mother of nickels. You forgot? Now you gonna walk down the aisle with her?
Starting point is 00:15:54 Never. You gonna walk that hoe back to her daddy's house? That's the only protector she gonna get cause she won't get it from me. Why you guys so you women gonna take the nigger from another chick and want him to be faithful, girl please. Big mama rolling over in her motherfucking grave at y'all women. You're sired, lazy, you can't cook, your head gang trashed.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Your cat big enough for a damn dump truck to run through it, shit. And you want me to come home every night and get my shit, and you'll be fat? I'll be damned. I will not. I will not. I'm not doing that no shit no more. I've been a fool for so long, y'all. Do it with no longer be a fool.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I can't do it. Girl, picture your girl coming in kissing you, and she just gave that man head. I'm talking about sloppy head too. Come here and give me kiss. I so love you and you don't want to give that to that guy. Y'all know how that made me feel, y'all. When I found out that shit, man, I...
Starting point is 00:16:55 Man, they had to hook me up to an Oscar-contained nigga. I passed out, y'all. That shit hurt me, nigga. I went and took all the Christmas presents that I stole up off of that damn tree and gave it away. Your kids don't deserve shit. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame. It's the perfect way to keep loved ones close, no matter the distance.
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Starting point is 00:18:25 But hurry, submissions close on December 8th. Hey, you've been doing all that talking. It's time to get rewarded for it. Submit your podcast today at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. That's iHeart.com slash podcast awards. Awards. Mama called me trying to talk to me, don't talk to me. Pray for me. Pray for me, mama.
Starting point is 00:18:56 You wouldn't hurt for me, mama. Nobody wouldn't hurt for me. Now I'm on my feet. Now them niggas wanna come around. Alphamon. How y'all feeling today? It's Sunday, Cowboy don't warn. You can't tell me shit. Thanksgiving coming up.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I'm ready to eat. I'm going to everybody house. I'm showing up with nothing. Oh, I know you got brought something up. I'm sure I brought love. That's what I brought, nigga. See, that's what they hate. I know you brought
Starting point is 00:19:25 something what you got love nigga something your ass need love you can't scrub and wait you can't wipe and wait that's what I got love when I'm coming to the Thanksgiving I don't want to hear them quick scheme ass stories you got for me too fam shoot me Tim man We're gonna flip this you gonna flip your ass in jail and I'm gonna be the one flipping you When I pull up how you doing fam good to see y'all love y'all let's eat let's say prayer And then leave that all that other shit you proud of me stop You a motherfucking lie. Yeah, not proud of me You're not proud of me. You're not proud of me. But when I'm in your face, it's all raw.
Starting point is 00:20:10 No, it's not. You stay on your side, I stay on my motherfucking side. Let me get my two or three to-go place, and I'm out your way. I don't want her to motherfucking scream at every poor y'all goth for dough. I don't want her. You can bring that shit on somebody else Young why won't let you borrow money, but you want me to let you I'll be down. I Might be dumb, but ain't that damn dumb
Starting point is 00:20:36 And what's going on with these goddamn Lakers? Well, they can't be devil Every time I turn on TV like they go fucking losing the demo. Each and every goddamn night, Russell Westbrook look like John Paxson after shooting 3. When this nigga start shooting 3's? Cause when Brody move with us, he couldn't make shit. Big game, Anthony Davis, your ass ain't soon on the- Nigga, I got all those prepsels I done set up stuff for you. Alclan Walters, n***a you need some more dinosaur milk? If you out of dinosaur milk Anthony Davis let me know.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Playing get your because you supposed to come out bowling. Y'all playing with me a little too much, man. LA, you're playing with me a little too much now. Y'all playing with my intelligence. I know what's going on, man. Yeah, it's like six, seven games, we ain't beat them boys, dawg. Like Denver got mind control over us. They be like, shut like sup I be quiet but when they leave we be talking again
Starting point is 00:21:53 bullshit going on man what's up man how y'all feeling today man I'm I'm on one right now cowboy one really ain't nothing y'all can really tell me today. It's up. In my world, it's up. Like, out of him. Chicago Burn, what y'all do today? Caleb Williams. I saw you earlier doing something. But you know, the Vikings baby. 30 to 27. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Sam Dorn, Justin Jefferson, doing what they do. I thought Chicago was going gonna win that game though. But I forgot it's a division game and anything can happen. And there you go, 30 to 27 Vikings. But the best team in the N-Up-C is Detroit. You got Detroit, you got the Eagles. I'm just keeping the 100 with you. Got the Detroit, you got the Eagles, you got the Vikings.
Starting point is 00:22:46 After that, it's wide open. You know, Florida Nines, even though they got the same record with Seattle and the Rams. AOC, you kind of know what it is. Chiefs, Beals, Ravens. That's about it. Ain't nobody else going to beat them three teams right there. That's it. They go your Super Bowl right there. Either Detroit from the end of see
Starting point is 00:23:06 all the Eagles, one of them to go, go, go, go to the Super Bowl. Then AFC, you got the Chiefs. Other Raven, other Beal, one of them three going to the Super Bowl. Ain't nobody else. I won't. I won't Pittsburgh. Sierra and giving Russ that thing no more like she used to. Normally around this time, Sierra got some in that book. Ain't nothing bigger than thing no more like she used to. Normally around this time, see, Ara got something in that bun. Ain't nothing big in that damn bun but weave.
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Starting point is 00:23:52 then all you got to do is go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Yeah, type in the bubble dub show and download the episodes. I need the downloads, man. Real talk. That's what we doing right now. I guess gave y'all who I thought would be in the Super Bowl this year. Who y'all got? I'm in the comments section.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Let me know who y'all think going to be in the Super Bowl this year. Talk to me. I just told y'all I think it's going to be either the Chiefs or the Ravens or the Beals or it's going to be Detroit or the Eagles. One of them two teams. I don't see nobody else in the interstate sneaking up and surprising nobody. I just can't see it right now. I'm on the high right now.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Cooper Rush, I thought was brought pretty. But this shit feels good. But I've been so get lost and lost without my team. Now, I don't know what I've been going to be going through a storm. I lost so much money this year on the Dallas Cowboys but I won some of that money back today boy y'all just don't know y'all just don't know she I'm gonna I'm gonna go to high high now she pancakes stack them up bacon strike Bacon strike you! Crack it up today! Peachburg on Chiefs line, Buffalo feeling
Starting point is 00:25:14 I don't know I don't know about that one Really don't know But Dubz live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell nah. Hell nah. Well, y'all already know it's part of the show
Starting point is 00:25:30 when we do the hell nah segment. Somebody ask me would I ever cut out the Los Angeles Lakers? Hell nah. LA my team, I never switch up on Lakers. No, I can't. I bleed purple and gold for life. I will never leave them. I can't do it. When Bron retired, Bron just retired. I'm still going to be a Laker.
Starting point is 00:25:50 That's just my team. That's just who I'm rocking with. Would I ever leave the Dallas Cowboys? Hell no. For a little while. You know, I'm like, dang, you know, sure as a hole, you move on, you might come back. That's what I'm doing now. I been over here. You know what I'm saying? And I look back, grass green, I'm back over here. So I'm back on the might come back. That's what I'm doing now I've been over you know, I'm saying and I look back the grass green go back over here So I'm back on the green side now sometime that shit. You know, I'm saying shit don't be like be artificial sometime It'd be artificial sometimes you gotta know how to bounce in and bounce back But I'm bouncing back on the Dallas Cowboys day. Y'all can't tell me shit. I'm feeling good. I'm up
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm feeling go smoke drink eat. Let's just Real talk do things I'm gonna do I'll at home wonder what I'm doing. I'm just paid good here make toes curl up. I rolled back up my head And then like good here boy, I'm not bullshit when I get good here But I'm the best father in the world anything my kid had me for I give it to him Ain't bullshit daddy I need a hundred thousand Yeah, don't worry about it. Daddy got you. When the cowboy lit loose I ain't got a meanie. Ta ta Just gave your mama some money. What y'all need some money for again?
Starting point is 00:27:02 Well I think about the green Bay Paddler. I just don't feel like joy love them got enough up there in Green Bay to be honest with y'all I like joy love. I just don't personally think I got enough for Philly or other lines. I mean, some two teams stay healthy. I don't see nobody else in the NLC beating them. 49ers not the same team. I don't know what kind of shit Deebo Sam is running to the games.
Starting point is 00:27:24 That's another shit. We got the dress e40 Uh too short richie rich. What's going on with Debo dress? I Hey I've seen that what way I thought he was a model. I don't know what the fuck and I was at the same team no more Um, that's the only reason why I feel like that. Um, I really think New Orleans cool, Saints cool, but Saints ain't finna win no down Super Bowl man. Stop it. Y'all getting y'all air-drunk four weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Two or three weeks ago. So don't even go there. Y'all being exposed. We know who you are. Saints. Y'all ain't finna make no noise. The Falcons. Y'all too up and down, man. Falcons should be running through that division right now.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And they not that's a problem. Like that's a problem with the Falcons. Like I know Kirk Cousman playing good, but at the end of the day, y'all not gonna do nothing. Go on put Michael Pinkett, Jr. and call it a season. That's what the Cowboys doing.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I season over. Why y'all season can't be over? That's what I don't understand. Why it's always bad. Cowboys ain't going nowhere. It's over. Okay.'all season can't be over? That's what I don't understand. Why it's always bad? Cowboys ain't going nowhere, it's over. Okay, but your team wasn't going nowhere either, nigga. So what's the difference? What's the goddamn difference?
Starting point is 00:28:35 My team made the playoff, but you one and done. One and done. Don't nobody wanna make the playoff lose. Nigga wanna get to the playoff and win out. That's all I'm saying. We're gonna win out. I was hurt yesterday, Buffalo lost, Colorado lost. I was hurt, upset, but cowboy,
Starting point is 00:29:00 like the Bible say, it may be weeping all night. But in the morning, there's joy night But in the morning there's joy The joy day joy on my heart you can see it in my smile. I'm feeling good Come and talk to me I Really really Come and talk to me Hey now that's jokes. Yeah, I got that one right. God. Hey, now that's jokes. Yeah, I got them right.
Starting point is 00:29:26 God, I got that. I got that. You are not talking to me, you are the man. How are you feeling about Thanksgiving, though, man? Are you going to family houses or you're having Thanksgiving at your house? Who do all the cooking at your Thanksgiving? I'm in the comments. Talk to me. Who do all the cooking that you are?
Starting point is 00:29:43 Thanksgiving this year is your mom is your aunt, your grandma is your cousin. Talk to me. Who do all the cooking that y'all Thanksgiving this year? Is it your mom? Is it your aunt? Is it your grandma? Is it your cousin? Talk to me. Who do all the cooking in your house? And somebody from Aicetown on my live, I want to come to your house and eat Thanksgiving. If you in Aicetown, I'm watching this show, I want to come to your house and eat Thanksgiving dinner with you and your family. All I want to know am I'm welcome That's all am I welcome if you want me to bring something I can bring some weed. I can bring some drink Yeah, that's what I'm good for. I'm writing weed in the drink Yeah, that purple and I know your brother be want some of that purple, but the price is being up
Starting point is 00:30:20 So he's been on that green but tell him Santa Claus is him Bring it in. Big cup. You can give him a one cup now. One goddamn cup. How many days at Thanksgiving? No leftovers. Two days.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Thanksgiving leftovers last two days after they throw that motherfucking poison away Black people only people I know put chicken address and in the freezer. It's gonna preserve it nobody But ain't nothing poison in that damn thing throw that sugar way Thanksgiving Thursday here Sunday y'all still eating on Thanksgiving stop throw them nasty and takes and pies away Sunday y'all still eating on Thanksgiving stop throw them nasty egg cakes and pies away damn gnats don't even want it I got some more German chocolate cake left baby never that's why your teeth not like you've been chewing on pecans I don't want that shit
Starting point is 00:31:23 y'all gotta work tomorrow you kind of fool pausing me Thanksgiving food last two days after that it gots to go cooking all that goddamn fool Thanksgiving and mess around cook all that shit again criminal you're not I'm not gonna spend my money on all this shit job Negro ain't ain't ain't ain't pitching in but we're gonna take out 70 to go play well I'm so glad you came down, man. My man cooked like that in a while. I know damn well she ain't going to do it no more. He.
Starting point is 00:31:52 You invite one person over your head, they bring 30 more niggas. Man, my new wife, see you long time. What was your mama cooking up some bullets? Some motherfucking bullets in the hat. And I'll give them to you Bring your ass over here you in eight eight months now, so you want to eat the day now keep starving new Keep starving Y'all know I ain't lying. Man, who ever got man, just me, mom, dad, cousin, you cool.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Who with you? Man, I'm just by myself. I'm from the club, give me a play. I'm on my way, my boy. Beep, beep. You go outside and look, you got three niggas with you. Three hungry motherfuckers at that. They saying everything right.
Starting point is 00:32:41 They gonna laugh at every joke. I ain't even joking. I ain't, I mean, how you doing? Nigga already laughing. Nigga, you get, nigga, if you hungry, just say that. I ain't even joking. I ain't, I mean, how you doing? Nigga already laughing. Nigga, you get, if you hungry, just say it. I got something for you, niggas. Think y'all gonna call my mama high this year and eat my deep fried turkey?
Starting point is 00:32:52 You're not. I got a motherfucking hen back there for y'all. Yeah, I got the big turkey, fried turkey right there. But it's for me. I got a hen for you niggas. First, I'll probably be pulling up, oh, my mama high eating all that shit. No, nigga, y'all gonna eat this hen.
Starting point is 00:33:08 When I pulled my drink 1942 out, it's for me. I got Hennessy for y'all. Y'all ain't been drinkin' this shit, and you ain't finna drink it now. Ooh, I just wanna try. You, when you get your taxes, you won't try it with me. Stick to the goddamn waterfalls that you used to. And can't we use that, fam?
Starting point is 00:33:29 That shit smell good. Let me try it. No, you been smoking red shit. You gonna stay on it. I'm not sure if I'm broke with you niggas. I told y'all that. Y'all got bumps on y'all lips. Outside, inside.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Hell no. Smoking this shit to myself. And it's good too. lips outside inside. Logan, this shit to myself. And it's good to hear that I'm on orbit right now. You know, I ain't lying, y'all, y'all come around with new shit. People want to try shit. New car, man. Let me tell you, I'm a little nervous. You ain't got no license.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Then we know. No, we ain't, no. No. We not finna do all that. But I'm bound, me and my, yeah, I said I ain't want family. Man, my partner got one knee motherfucker. No, he don't. Partner ain't got no, he don't, stop it.
Starting point is 00:34:21 All that cappin' about what your partner, I hate y'all, I hate y'all. Man, you see that. Oh friend man. My partner got this no Really? That's what we doing Bullshit going on man. Thank you all for watching this show today main real talk trash of the day going to the Washington commanders Yeah, the keekle trash show today man real talk trash of the day going to the Washington commanders yeah the Kika trash you had one job boy and you couldn't do it and you couldn't do it that's what I'm talking about how was cowboy baby yeah I'm gonna drop off a couple peas to them cowboy when they get back in
Starting point is 00:35:00 yeah me and your favorite player gonna smoke one one. Come here. I'm pulling up the deck house. Come here. Come smoke with me fam. Come smoke with me. Hope y'all enjoyed today's show like I enjoyed y'all. Peace, love, I'm out. The 2025 iHeart Podcast Awards are coming. This is the chance to nominate your podcast for the industry's biggest award. Submit your podcast for nomination now at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. But hurry, submissions close on December 8th. Hey, you've been doing all that talking.
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