Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Breaks Down NBA Playoffs, Black Celebrity Drama, BMF Homecoming & Real Life Hustle!

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

In this episode, Bubba Dub dives into everything happening in the culture, sports, and news right now: • Black Celebrity Allegations: Bubba Dub speaks passionately about protecting Black cel...ebrities from false allegations and media attacks. • NBA Playoffs Talk: Deep commentary on Pistons vs Knicks, Lakers vs Timberwolves, and Clippers vs Nuggets matchups. Predictions, player breakdowns, and more. • Real Talk Motivation: Life lessons, staying strong, avoiding traps, and the importance of believing in yourself even when life gets tough. • Comedy Rants: Hilarious takes on barber mishaps, doctors, mechanics, truck drivers, and the wild reality of 2025. • BMF and Big Meech Homecoming: Shout-outs to Detroit, Big Meech, and reflections on hustle, loyalty, and second chances.Special Highlights: • Advice to young men about fame and money traps. • Hilarious rants about the NBA, fake love, and navigating everyday struggles. • Upcoming surprises for fans (stay tuned!). • Tour Dates: Bubba Dub on tour – Atlanta show coming soon!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The volume What's the deal? What's the deal? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show Like going on in the world today And damn it we gon' talk about it Oh, first cut, yeah, full of Bey jeans Come here
Starting point is 00:00:23 I got all this damn black dye in my head I went and worked out earlier. I got the sweat and that shit got in my eyes. I couldn't see. I'm suing my damn barber right now. Got me full of Bay Jean. Soon as I get in the goddamn chair, the barbers don't even ask no more, do you want it? They get, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss started don't hit the like button. J-Hope subscribe button hit it and keep your notifications turned on for your boy. I need it. Let's run these numbers up.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Y'all running everybody else numbers up. Let me run mine up too. Y'all know y'all y'all seen the news. Y'all know what's going on. Them hoes trying to get Uncle. These hoes trying to set Uncle up, and we ain't gonna let it happen. We ain't letting y'all bring down another black celebrity no damn more. Now everybody know, Uncle been knocking the seeds out this whole watermelon for the last two years. He been knocking the seeds out of watermelon.
Starting point is 00:01:42 All of a sudden now, this $100 contract come up now. She won't sue me You were suing when you two-neck asshole. What you hey? Did y'all read the shit he According to her back in October 2024 he assaulted her now. He's not she she's saying he sexually assaulted her again this year. So that mean you went back. He did it once. So that wasn't good enough for you.
Starting point is 00:02:14 You gonna go back again? No. Then you niggas know right now, you gotta be careful with these hoes out here right now. They trying to get everything they can about her. Uncle ain't never made a hundred million before. He'll be in the league. But a hundred million?
Starting point is 00:02:31 I'm looking forward to got the million. And now he got to wake up to these type of allegations? Never. You see, Uncle, Uncle old school, that nigga had every goddamn text message, every account he ever had with her, he had it in the messages. Yeah, you know, and he sent it to the lawyer, come here. She lying on me, I ain't took nothing.
Starting point is 00:02:52 You gotta think about it, man. Some people we don't know, and you know, you guilty to prove it innocent, but you talking about a motherfucker who brushed their teeth 15 times a day? You think it's gonna taste some milky? No. From the South like me. We ain't got to take a motherfucking thing. If you got a little, you ain't got to look
Starting point is 00:03:10 good where I'm from. But if you got a little money, you can get what you want. These hoes ain't telling you no. They telling you yes. I'm sick of us black men man when we get in position. Y'all, y'all, they want to bring us down. Then you got some of us in the coming. Yeah, he probably did. I knew it. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all get negative. Get negative.
Starting point is 00:03:36 First you said, I ain't gonna even go there. All I'm saying is this. He ain't gonna be the first, he ain't gonna be the last man. We have to be careful out here, how we carry ourselves, because some women, some women are just looking for a come up. They got certain people in they in they circle. There's that look look you're talking to certain people. Let me know if you do any little thing. Let me know and we're getting. It seems like that's what's going on right now. They are attacking us from all different angles and we gotta be smart, man. And you know, and just me personally,
Starting point is 00:04:11 I mean, I can't see on taking that, man. I can't see where he is, where he talked, where he moved. It ain't him. It's just an old school country. Come on now. But instead, it's all over school contract? Come on now. But it's big, it's all over the news, it's negativity. Man, getting ready to probably sign the biggest contract of his life.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Now he got to deal with some allegations. It's just bullshit, man. It's proper gound them. I'm not falling for it. Hopefully y'all don't fall for it, but I don't want nobody to take my message away from what I'm saying and say, man, that girl, my nigga did get,
Starting point is 00:04:48 well, she might have did, and if she did justice, she would get justice, but I don't see it. I just don't see it, y'all. But if I'm wrong, I'll come back on and say I'm wrong, but I don't think I will. Me personally, I don't think I will, and I just, you know what I mean right now, and I just, I don't fucking I will me personally. I don't think I will and they just want me right now
Starting point is 00:05:05 They just fucking feeling right now. She's talking fucking up the money Got the sign on goddamn paper and when he's out Goddamnit, I come down here to see me too. Come here Goddamnit, come here I'm not gonna read this shit, but come down here. Give me my goddamn glasses. God damn it. You owe me X, Y, Z.
Starting point is 00:05:33 You hear that? You owe me right, come here, right there, in paper. Sign, come here! I can't read what for damn. But goddamn it, when it comes to that money, I'm a goddamn scholar I'm a scholar, but thank y'all for coming in and I just want to get that out of my chest You can get that out of my chest
Starting point is 00:05:55 The Detroit Pistons beat the New York Ratniks tonight. K. Cutter Ham had 33 or Tim Holloway, Jr Trash boy, you ain't got none of your daddy DNA and you oh you could school a motherfucking and you been on the bench oh yeah now you're starting now you're playing like a best player muggle I'm on my damn parlay and I'm fucking upset can't even miss your Tim Hardaway Jr. name to me. Give a damn, we did win. Like, nigga, you can't sit by me on the plane, nigga. I don't wanna play cards with you.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I don't wanna skate with you. I don't wanna do nothing with you. Shout out to the Detroit. First time winning the 15, what, 15 playoff appearances. They finally going one on one. They headed home to the MOGA city now, up there in the D. It's been a beautiful thing going on in the D this year, man. Big meets home.
Starting point is 00:06:53 That motherfucker ain't said a word, but that motherfucker big meets home now, he's shining. God damn he back doing his thing. I ain't saying he hustling, I'm just saying he back doing his thing, man. Got his teeth done like me. Yep, come here. And I ain't sold a brick, though.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Come here. That's a bar. Yeah, we both got our teeth done, but I ain't sold a brick. But they white like. Yeah, come here. See, I wear teeth, wait, yeah, I know you can't see them. God damn it, come here. But I got the't see him. God damn it, come here. But I got the big meat, she home.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Um, back in the flesh. Um, and boy move in the groove and all that BML, man. We can't knock. No, people gonna say anything about a person, whether he snitch. I don't give a damn, like I said, if he did or didn't, he home. If he did, he ain't a good one.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Because, God damn it, I'd have been home, like I told y'all, 30 summers ago. I wouldn't have missed my son Lil' Meach growing up like that. I wouldn't have missed none of that kind of time. I wouldn't have. But nevertheless, the man home. Shout out to the D. I look for the Detroit Lions to bounce back this year, hopefully.
Starting point is 00:08:00 They was injured all last year. The last game, the commanders ran through But you know, it is what it is right now. Oh, so I got sick of D Forget oh Yeah, man pisses more than once one one series right now. Um Then you strove off the bench had 20 points tonight for the Detroit piss and that hill that hill Then you strove off the bench had 20 points tonight for the Detroit Pistons and that hill that hill With Tim Hardaway jr. Struggling the way he was struggling. Like I say K had 33. He had a bounce back game from game one
Starting point is 00:08:37 So let's just see how this series go. I still got the Knicks winning this series is six It might go seven, but I got the Knicks winning this series is six just just now tuning in right now New York is a vibe in the city now. Pop Billy, Trace and Morgan, them pop back up. Chris Rock at the game, you already know Spike Lee been at the game, Fat Joe at the game. Everybody at the game now, the rats at the game. God damn, they wearing they Louis Vuitton scarves, skullies, all that shit right now.
Starting point is 00:09:03 So New York is up right now. It's one one Nothing to be mad about I mean y'all going to Detroit you going right down the road really ain't that far if you ask me But this gonna be a good series. Um, I'm looking forward to going six or seven games. How about y'all? Well in there though You know, um, you know, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night, you know I'm you know, I'm ready for the Lakers in the wolves the uh, you know, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night, you know, I'm you know I'm ready for the Lakers in the wolves the you know game two. Um Like it came out it was terrible than a motherfucker Saturday night. I mean they was they was awful I ain't gonna lie. They was awful. I look for LeBron to come out tomorrow night
Starting point is 00:09:39 I'm fine. I'm gonna need LeBron James to stop goddamn responding to Kevin J. Fuck Kevin J. Snickle, we got a game to play. I don't hear nothing about no motherfucking Kevin J.s, no goddamn more. Niggas, I know you love her so bad. I know you love her so bad. If you didn't, she would be with me and talk to you. Stop responding to him. We know real love when we see it. We know real love when we see it. Now that whole Britney Ringer got Kevin Gaye and amazed right now.
Starting point is 00:10:20 She doing everything in the family. He ain't even no damn Muslim no damn more. If you ask me, Macamix ain't pleased with Britney and Rugga wearing that goddamn Muslim outfit. Macamix ain't pleased with that. Well, I ain't mad at this because I have it with me too 24-7.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I would. He doing what he supposed to do, right? Right, Rugga? So what? That's what you supposed to do, Kevin. I ain't mad at That's all I'm saying Yeah, these are going on. We got money on this shit. We're gonna go Don't bother you
Starting point is 00:10:53 You're rapping a new go bother rapper Go play some fruits with drinker. Oh god damn it leave run alone My ready dealing with enough shit. Dealing with the pastor texting my girl. Yeah, he texting my girl. God damn, what you call that? Scriptures and selfies and shit. So I stepped to him, I said,
Starting point is 00:11:16 look here fam, why the hell you texting my girl late at night? Nigga, go tell me Jesus never sleep. And nigga, do I? So I went and told her, think ita. He said again. I said again. Y'all better keep that n***a out my girl. I'm tapping out right now. Pastor, if you're watching this y'all, I know you're here. N***a, I'm texting my girl, dawg. And I mean that, man. From the bottom of my heart.
Starting point is 00:11:42 I'll take me and my girl, we'll go to another congregation if you don't stop this. Take your own girl out. Why you gotta come in mind like that? Come on now, that ain't what we doing. Sorry, I got a look off track, man. Get nothing on me, just going through a lot. I went to the doctor today for my blood pressure.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Don't you know that motherfucker made me get naked and get into a damn? For my blood pressure, get naked and get into, they put me in a damn. All they did was check my damn left arm. That's all they did, they do nothing else. Now let me go into Jiffy Lube and get an oil change. That motherfucker gonna come back with a clipboard and a whole presentation behind a goddamn oil change. Do you know your brakes? Do you know you have an action? I ain't know what I ain't know my action will crack motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:12:38 This one be checking my oil. And the mechanics stay thorough. They're a mechanic to make you feel bad. Did you ever decide to just look under the hood? Damn, I didn't even think about that. Now go to the doctor. You can go to the doctor right now. You can walk in limping like a motherfucker. What the doctor gonna say?
Starting point is 00:12:57 What brain you in today? Motherfucker, my will to live, nigga. What bring me in? You finally see me walking in this motherfucker? Can't stand no damn doctors. This nigga's watching this show right now and can't even fucking see me.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Don't think you need to go to the doctor. You better get your ass down there to that doctor. You can't see him, you're spitting up blood. But you think you're gonna be able to make it to work tomorrow? Never. You're gonna make your way down in that mortuary n***a, that's what you gonna be? It's time to wake up, time to smell the coffee.
Starting point is 00:13:36 You've been bullshitting the last five years, some of you n***as been out here bullshitting. It's time to get to business. No excuses. Them goddamn Mexicans can come over here and stay sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, You mean to tell me if some of y'all can't come together? No, why? Because y'all likes to steal. Don't nobody want to stay with no damn thief. Can't leave your wallet, can't leave your money. You leave, come back, your money gone. And the nigga who stole it gonna help you look for it. Man, I ain't got your money, but I help you turn up this high looking for it. No, nigga, you got it.
Starting point is 00:14:21 And when I put the ball in your line, y'all think I'm wrong, man. You saw this over $20 and did. I'm sick of the bullshit. 2025 been nothing but bullshit and y'all know it. Everybody call your phone line. What's up, fam? No, man, I just had you on my mind. You a damn lie.
Starting point is 00:14:44 You just trying to make, trying to I just had you on my mind. You a damn lie. You just trying to, trying to make, trying to get some kind of attachment to me so you can feel like when you fuck up or whatever, you can reach out to me and Dub gonna help you. Well, guess what? Dub ain't doing that shit no damn more. Moving the bankers and falling in love with me a prostitute. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna live my life on the road. me a prostitute that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna live my life on the road tired of being nine tired of y'all stepping on my goddamn back tired of y'all niggas knocking me out in the streets and taking pictures and videos and all that shit this shit dead now told y'all this shit dead my daddy talk shit to me earlier I got in the front yard talking shit to me. I told my dad, you see big boy right here? Don't make me use him. I can't hit you because I'm your son,
Starting point is 00:15:29 but he ain't nothing to you. You a threat. Now keep popping off daddy like you go to and I'll put big boy in your life. The Bible say honor thy father and mother. I will. I won't lay a hand on my father never. But he can. Fuck around if you want to. I'm using this motherfucker for anything I got going. Remember that mother, when they coach?
Starting point is 00:15:56 When the goddamn basketball coach the other day didn't want to put my son in, goddamnit, I pointed at Big Ball. Don't make me send him down now. Because I will. I will. Don't make me send him down now Stop we all Are we are sending He on goal I'm a evil motherfucker. I got them. I'll send him now. Yeah, get off of me Where about no goddamn law shoe? Don't you worry about me?
Starting point is 00:16:23 I'm in danger with my life in danger. God damn it. You become a walk of Texas. I'm just me to me I call them your bitch God be careful these days man people have to get you man whether you got money or you don't got money They still have to get you. They don't mind bringing your motherfucking ass down. They don't Be hold on little you nickel believe that he holds on little view at all Yeah, they gonna go to the next man with the bigger thing in the bigger bankroll. Yeah We like me crying and going on I hope cheating on me and I'm taking her back But I'm taking you back in
Starting point is 00:17:04 I'm taking her back. What kind of shit is that? Bitch, you cheated on me, but I'm taking you back now. Those days is over. Those days is over. Me sitting on the goddamn porch crying, losing goddamn weight. I'm not losing no load. I'm not gonna be playing the fool. No damn. Oh, no sir, I'm not. I'm the pull with the sugar, nah. We living better now, coochie-sweater now. Hell! Some of these motherfuckers, y'all know in line, they didn't believe in you. They didn't think you were gonna be nothing. But guess what? You went to jail, you came home, she didn't want you no more, but God bless you with a
Starting point is 00:17:38 job of pig and pride, God damn it. You hanging live chickens. Now, you don't like hanging live chicken, but you getting live gettin' live chicken money. Now, now you feelin' yourself. Now, now your mama back bein' nice to you. She'll let you build on the room, onto the house. She gonna hip the co-sign for you, of course. You done got your cell phone. You got your little old suffocates.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Now, goddamn it, it ain't what you was, it's what you is. Stop complainin', nigga. This is some niggas right now now here that can't give a job. Hungry, fine they are. Family don't love them. Back against the wall, they're willing to do anything I am. But before you crash out, nigga. Before you crash out, just know there's a God up there that's looking down on you.
Starting point is 00:18:19 He bring on the trust and on the judge. Just because he's blessing everybody else around you, that don't mean he ain't forgot about you He forgot about you your blessing gonna come but you got to stay in the mud with it Yeah, everybody wanna ride everybody wanna ride the train, but they don't wanna pay the toll baby That's life. We all gonna go through shit. I go through shit every day, but I ain't letting it stop me They talk about me every day. I ain't letting it stop me. They talk about me every day. I ain't letting it stop me I'm a bad mother. We'll put the We doing no complaint we gonna get to it
Starting point is 00:18:55 Goddamn, we gonna get to it And I got told y'all tomorrow night. You don't see a different Lake looks You don't see a different guy damn like You gonna see a different goddamn Lakers squad tomorrow? I bet you that. I got a FaceTime earlier. From who, Doug? Local? Local head on that goddamn Durant? Freshly rolled bros from Ronnie? Tell me. We gonna kick the men's old ass tomorrow. We got to. We can't go down old two, y'all. We gonna kick the Minnesota ass tomorrow. We got to, we can't go down old two, y'all.
Starting point is 00:19:26 AR, I'm gonna need you to give me 25 tomorrow. Bruh, I need 25. I know a miracle whip gonna give me 35. Roy, I need 15. Vincent, I need 10 from you. Benjamin, I need 10 from you. God damn it, you give me that? Council Christmas.
Starting point is 00:19:46 God damn Minnesota ain't gonna never win nothing. Y'all fucking know it, little ant man. But Minnesota ain't gonna never win nothing. The NBA won a lot. You think that everyone that had Garnett Marbury now, they would wanna be Sam Cassell the Trespass, they would want it back then, but they didn't. You think they gonna win it now?
Starting point is 00:20:03 Cause they got Stero Alex Rodriguez, Rodriguez, that's the owner? No! He couldn't even keep J Lo. Out in the hill, he gonna stop keep the Lakers from winning. Not all the way down, they couldn't keep J Lo. Did he couldn't keep him? Rodriguez couldn't keep him? Being Affleck, he can't keep him?
Starting point is 00:20:23 He need to come on over here with me I got a good goddamn spot for you JLo real tall ain't gonna take much to please me I don't give a damn about your money I don't want none to tear I'm coming you know what I want yeah I bust my goddamn heart on JLo I'm not bullshit Red Bull and Roast Boy I'm going down to hell me love JLo she by 48 and I'm not forcing you. Red Bull and Roast Boy, I'm going down to hell. Me and Lola take Lola. She's about 48 and I'm gonna get her pregnant too. Goddamn right, ain't no forcing over him. We keeping this youngin'. Yeah, I'll be a stay at home father. Yeah, come here.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah, Jenny from the block. Yeah, I'm gonna give her some of this black. Come here. All night too. Ain't no, ain't no sauce. I'm on every pill on the man. I'm gonna stand up there. Yeah. Ain't no begin. I'm on well. Lord knows I'm on sin. Yeah. Yeah. You can't remove me from my life like paint, Della. Come here. Thank you in to the bubble-dub show, man. You know how we rocking over here Yeah, this show being presented by prize pick who pride you say Yeah, download it right there use my promo code trash with the two H's is more or less on your favorite player, baby tomorrow I think they got Luca going for about thirty and a half point So if you might want to hit that more or you might want to hit that less
Starting point is 00:21:45 I think they got brought down for myself and a sister my you either put more or less on that real talk Yeah, come get some sauce on your barbecue real talk over at prize big if you can't watch my show And you at work you only can listen to it go to Apple podcast go to Spotify type in the bubble dub show Damn, there I am some y' y'all big in the chat. Man, I don't never get to kiss my niggas. Well, you caught me now, nigga. Hit the like button, yeah. Give me a comment, sexy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:15 The time take us down, y'all. They trying to take us down. We can't fall victim to it. We, you know, sometimes in life, man, you know, when you come from nothing You start you get you start getting a little something And and you know certain things come around They ain't never came around the way they came around before if you know what I mean get them bunnies
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah, the motherfuckers never was around but now them bunnies they they're starting to come around and they And they did like the sisters. And what they talking like the sisters too. Yeah, and they grilling and then they giving. So now you might find yourself in a situation that you ain't never been in before. Yeah, yeah, cause she fucking you like here Jamaica. But she white and shit doing it. And she know that her hair gang off the motherfucking chain.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah, her hair so good made me miss court. Come here. And she know that head gang off the mother f***ing chain. El Corp, yeah you. He is so good, made me miss Corp. Come in. So you might find yourself in a situation you never had yourself in, but you gotta think that devil, that devil gonna bring whatever you love and like, he gonna have it right there in front of you. You can wake up that you,
Starting point is 00:23:19 you mean I'm f***ing these hoes no more, I'm good. Soon as you go to the store, they sell them all. Watch. Look at you. to the store, they'll sell more. Watch, look at you. How you doing, handsome? Good. And that's how it go. You know how it go from now. So I'm telling you, man, some of this shit, man,
Starting point is 00:23:37 you just gotta let it go. Man, no, man, that ain't for me. That could be trouble. The trouble easy to get into, but it's hard to get out of. One thing about this black fuck, gonna come right on her like I'm new and talk about it, whether you did it or you didn't.
Starting point is 00:23:52 We gon' talk about it. But I'm never gonna ridicule nobody. And I don't want something like a hypocrite cause I get on her, I talk cash money shit about did it. But we know did it did some of that shit. Whether he did it to the women or whether he did it to the niggas, but he did it to someone That's all I'm saying diddy all the one of them niggas. Y'all can best believe that Diddy done all the one of them niggas. He probably done all the one of your favorite artists too
Starting point is 00:24:19 That's the pillar don't think you bored with getting them goddamn contrains Telling you facts. I'm telling you facts. Look, this clip was playing right now. It's a good game. Well, it was when I was watching it. Kawhi Leonard, man, I ain't a single player since. Probably Kobe. Mid-range game like Kawhi. Kawhi get to his spots when he get to them
Starting point is 00:24:49 little corners and right at the top of the key by the free throw line you can't stop that motherfucker man. You can't stop Kawhi. He should be unstoppable. He'll miss all these goddamn games. I mean he should be fresh and doing this thing all he need do is hard to get zipping and Siri might go sell I'm just saying Cripples look it should we might go sell me all y'all. Let me know get in the chair Let me know what y'all think y'all got any questions for me tonight. I damn that's tall. She come on. I'm all ears I damn it talk to me Being a ladder arm, I'm out, I'm out here. I damn it talk to me.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Be in Atlanta. I think we in Atlanta. Man, when we in Atlanta? May 13th? Think we in Atlanta May 13th, bro. If I ain't mistaken. May 13th or May 17th. May 17th, I'm in Atlanta. All my people out there in Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:25:43 grab them tickets, we the ones tour come see you boy I ain't having a motherfucking ball on tour. I ain't I'm having a ball on tour come see you real talk Yeah, your piss is even the series I love it man BJ what it do Who's gonna let who down first? Kawhi or Harden? I think Harden, they end up letting him down before Kawhi. I just think Kawhi, he's focused and he just getting to his spots right now. If Harden, if Powell, then Zubiak, then can just pitch in and give him something.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I feel like the Clippers can tie this series up tonight. That just, from what I see, K. Cuggenham was legit tonight. That just I guess from what I see. Okay, Cunningham was legit tonight Great bounce back game from game one But Tim Hardaway jr. Didn't give him nothing. Hopefully he can go home and give him something but I ain't picking this. It's no damn No, I Ain't picking him no damn mo nip Not doing y'all gotta go. Oh Appreciate that, for real, for real.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Man, Milwaukee was a great city. Chicago was great, Kansas City. Everywhere I've been has been great. It's been nothing but love, positive reviews from the people. Man, I'm just having fun, man. Hope y'all listen to Dubb. I'm scared of carrying them, man. Hey look, I'm hoping having fun man. Hope y'all listen to dub. I'm scared of Kerry and the man
Starting point is 00:27:05 I look I'm hoping the Rockets take them boys seven games and and win I'm a Laker we get past this in my world. I don't want to see no damn Kerry and but in Jamisha Butler I don't want to see him in dream on I don't see him but It's gonna be great for TV is gonna be gonna be great for Reagan. So, shit. Let's see. We ain't scared of nobody though. Let's get to it. DDK, what he do? K, don't let no get a game with the Celtics. Hell no. I don't see them getting the game. I don't see Memphis winning the goddamn game now. I don't know what the fuck going on now in Memphis.
Starting point is 00:27:40 But goddamnit, you get beat by 51 motherfucking points. Can't everybody got to be, even after the game, we ain't feelin' no shy. I wouldn't do shit. We feelin' right back out here in practice. I don't know what that was. I ain't never seen nothin' like that. 51, Celtics put up 51.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Tateum didn't even really do nothin'. Jalen Brown didn't even do nothin'. It was white and pretty shit. White man, Celtics got so many motherfuckiners like the Cavs to me like that's the series I'm looking forward to the Cavs and the Celtics going to sell They're just going to sell What about Minnesota I like Minnesota but they going up against my Lakers so you know I'm riding with the Lakers It is what it is. Me personally, I just don't feel like Minnesota the same team that well from last year
Starting point is 00:28:24 But they still got Ant-Man so they always got a chance with Ant-Man. And I know y'all seen that clip of him talking shit to them people. Like, I love it, though. I love a young nigga like that talking his shit, and he's confident, you know, going to the Olympics this year and winning the gold medal and being around all those guys and holding his own. Yo, yo, Ant-Man, he really feel like he the best player in the league and that's the way he posture feel. Like, I love his confidence. I love it.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Like, you know, shit, bring that shit on. If I was a ball player and the way I see Ant-Man acting and talk, that shit ain't gonna do nothing but get me more hype and ready. N***a, let's go to war. I know you a bad motherfucker, but I am too. Yeah, if I'm Luke, I'm wearing my headband tomorrow night Rambo. I'm a bad motherfucking white boy now Me, Miracle Will, I'm fast
Starting point is 00:29:20 And I know y'all be trippin cuz I be talking about Larry Bird they gets all funny games man I know Larry Bird is one of the goats. I know Larry Bird was one of them. I do but I ain't from that era I'm from this goddamn era And what I'm telling y'all is I seen them old ass highlights of Larry Bird doing what he want to do and all that I seen all that but I see also doing it just niggas who had pacemakers too. Them niggas back then had bad goddamn hearts And y'all know it Some niggas on Newport, some niggas got down two, three minutes, they died. I'm talking about these young generation right now. And goddamn Newport, he don't motherfuckers shooting three from
Starting point is 00:29:50 headquarters. Can everybody shoot them motherfuckers from headquarters? He don't know. That's all I'm saying. I know y'all got some work now, but the work now ain't like it was back in the day when Pablo had his street drop. Yeah some of our people, your people used to walk around. Now they don't fit now because the work different. That's how the work different,
Starting point is 00:30:17 the women different. Back then them all they $40, $50 now they all on $400. Back then, $450, now they hold $400. They hold $400. Back then $450, you good. Now they hold $400. If you don't, oh they gonna tell you? Get in one of your old DMs and watch them post it. You see?
Starting point is 00:30:45 You better make it make sense. Or they'll make it make sense for you. Just keep it in the book. Your hair running now too. Big ride. What do I do? Where are my truck drivers? I got some truck driving ass niggas on this show right now. I won't salute y'all for whatever y'all transporting.
Starting point is 00:31:02 All right, man. Appreciate it. Keep doing what you're doing. Get plenty of rest too. Don't be staying up when you gotta get out the truck and get rest hours. Don't be staying up with them lot losers and jacking off. Get you some goddamn rest, boy.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Get you some goddamn rest and get back on the road. But say I got to all my truck drivers, man, appreciate it. Thank y'all for rocking with me, man. I'm having so much motherfucking fun. I'm just so excited that it's the NBA playoffs. It's a game every night. It's a game every goddamn night and I love it, man. But overall, if anybody got any birthdays coming up, y'all talk to me.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Any birthdays coming up, let me know. We're giving you a shout out. We're giving you a shout out on the Bubble Dub Show. That's what we're doing, man'all talk to me. Any birthdays coming up, let me know. Man, we're giving you a side out. We're giving you a side out on the bubble dub. So that's what we're doing, man. Yeah, real talk. Somebody say stop beating y'all. Can't stop. Sorry, my flatbed drivers keep doing what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Make sure your tires right. Make sure your engine running right. So you can make sure your log book right. So you can keep getting that goddamn pipe. Yeah, we ain't even let nobody get in the way of the money. Can't do it now. We ain't letting nobody get in the way of the money. Can't do it now. We ain't doing it. My son Marvin birthday tomorrow was said.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Marvin tell Marvin Jr. Happy birthday. I need to get Ocho on the show, man. I'm gonna reach out to him Monday next week. I got a surprise coming up. I don't know if I can tell y'all or not. Chris, y'all, could I tell them or not? Let me know. Let me know if I could tell the people
Starting point is 00:32:38 the surprise I got coming up and I want y'all to do something for you, boy. I'll be working behind the scenes. I'll be working behind the scenes. I'll be working my ass off. So see, he telling me I can't say it. So hopefully I get to announce it tomorrow. I can't wait to tell y'all the good news, but I got something that works for y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:58 For sure y'all gonna love this. And I already know when I tell y'all, y'all gonna be like, and you better do your thing too, and you better say this, and you better say that. tell y'all y'all gonna be like and you better do your thing too And you better say this and you better say it so Hopefully I get to announce it tomorrow and that y'all know what it is June 16 somebody birthday popping up So after my fam back home baked that his birthday just came Happy birthday to you fam. Hope you enjoyed yourself, man. You know, we're gonna keep running it up the way we running it off
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, that's what we do What we doing I can't sell y'all yeah, I want to but I can't Legal shit too. I had to sign so I can't say it Yeah, these niggas had Pacemakers and shit back when Larry Berg and George was playing That's why joy were able to go by them niggas like that cuz the niggas already had bad hearts was playing that's why joy were able to go by them niggas like that cuz them niggas already had bad hearts These niggas LeBron and Luke are now playing again. These niggas AI we don't know if if AI
Starting point is 00:33:54 Ant-man really ant-man we don't fucking know that man The way this shit niggas jumping and getting hoes preening and they ain't getting tied that nigga might be AI AI we don ain't know it We live in a different time now these kids these days they slow they slow a little bit I know a little bit I'm just saying these kids are talking a little bit just a little bit they were taught it You boys I saw it Well, what's gonna kind of buck up to our parents. These niggas, these thugs are trying to fight us! Ain't no feel! Niggas are coming home from fishing. Me and my partner came home, you know, we went fishing. I came in, you know, got my fishes and shit. Step-sir in the living room. Hey nigga, get out here and help me, you know what I'm saying? Skin these fish.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I ain't skinning no fish. Nigga,a you gon' skin these motherfuckin' fish or whoop my ass, that's what I told him, n***a. That's the optimism, help me skin these fish or whoop my ass, n***a whoop my ass. I was just bluffin'. N***a got dog on me, real good. Security guard won't rent the time, it's all good. But he'll be here tomorrow when his mama leave,
Starting point is 00:35:03 I'm gonna have my security guard to slide at him, n***a. Real talk. Yeah, but he'll be here tomorrow when his mama leave I'm having security go out the slide at you real cold Yeah, don't be more than motherfucking Nigger, yeah, how that be? Yeah, watch it's gonna happen tomorrow when they mom leave he's in the room not asleep, it's all good I ain't saying nothing to him. It's all good security. Go be here tomorrow by 8 30 in the morning real talk. Come on Yeah, wake your ass up melvin. Yeah, well, what is it? Yeah, remember what you did to me yesterday? New date now, nigga. Yeah, do me like you did yesterday. You can't
Starting point is 00:35:33 Pick six seven three hundred fifty five pound motherfucker can move like Emmet's And I'm feeding him too, yeah Gotta take care of you people, got to take care of the wolves. Or you become bait. Believe that. Yeah, I'm right, I ain't worried about him no more. It's all good. Tomorrow morning he'll get his ass whooped. It's all good.
Starting point is 00:36:02 And I say that kinda, you know, I don't wanna say it too loud, cause that nigga might wake up and come in here and wanna do something to me. But yeah, but tomorrow, 8.30, when my security guard get here, we whooping ass tomorrow. We whooping ass, and shooting my security guard. Look at my eye, look at my eye, bro. That's what he did to me. He did, look, look, look, look, I can't even see. I can't even see, and they're going in my wallet to pay you.
Starting point is 00:36:22 So you better do something about this shit. So when big boy come out here, get ready for football, pray, bow. I came seeing to go in my wallet to pay you. So you better do something about this shit. So when big boy come out and lug you right for football, bow, come here, I get him out, yeah? Oh, I'ma get you. I'm from the old school. If I don't get you in the wash, I'm damn sure gonna get you in the ransom.
Starting point is 00:36:39 You can best believe that. Somebody hit me up too. Dub, you putting a parlay on Tim Hardaway Jr. again? Hell no. On Kyle Cosmo? Hell no. I will not. I've lost too much goddamn money on them boys
Starting point is 00:36:56 and not doing nothing. I'm gonna really get in there and all that, but hell no. Trash of the day, Tim Hardaway Jr. came in, 0 for 8, 0 for 6 and 3 point, trash. Hell no Trash of the day Tim Hall away, you can in over eight over six and people Try it never had more files than he had points Well, they do the head transfer today going to Tim Hall away, but you ain't got none of your daddy DNA you Y'all better stop playing goat Crescendo, we probably should.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I always talk about y'all need some money. She better get your ass over there right now. Make sure you hit that like and subscribe button to keep your notifications turned on over here. What we talking about? What we talking about? What we talking about? We gonna talk about, and that scandal.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Y'all seen Bobby Brown say, uh, their guy gave him a million dollars for that video shoot and you smoked it. You were high on that goddamn roof. I know you were. You said you was scared to go up there. So I know you was on some gray goddamn powder when you got up there on that roof, the way you were dancing and humping around. Thug loving, thug loving, thug loving. And I know you won't want
Starting point is 00:38:06 To live with me I know you miss my lovin', my lovin', thug lovin' Yeah, alright, yeah, I know you miss the pile of open guilt Yeah I was still in the game, I survived it Give a damn about him saying he quit, I put it in his face, nigga I survived it give it down by you saying he quit I put it in his face you don't know that it take you back to 88 my prerogative yeah tender on me to me why's Bobby go
Starting point is 00:38:40 y'all wonder why I'm running run y'all wonder what's going on with Ray J. Shit, he missed that power. He missed that power. If I was in the game, I'd serve. That's my new motto. I'd serve. Nigga, you want it? And I got it. You gonna get it. Break bread. Amen. How y'all feelin'? nigga you want it and I got it you gonna get it break bread how y'all feelin Louis Kemper damn right it's easy money man say I'll be what it do
Starting point is 00:39:13 JLo will be 56 and I don't give a damn I want him but Keith Woods say I want him I want him you ain't like this and doing like that I want him yeah hey baby I gotta get your groove back baby y'all too stiff baby I wanna do it like this and do it like that. I wanna, yeah. Hey, baby, y'all gotta get your groove back, baby. Y'all too stiff, baby. Got to go in there and rub your old. I know I got some old heads right now,
Starting point is 00:39:32 55 and up on the show. Your old lady done cooked clean, she in the bed now, she resting, you know, you up there watching me laughing and giggling, she think you crazy here for watching me. She in the sleep, go in there and touch the roof on her motherfucking shoulder. Bruv, stop and touch the roof on her motherfucking shoulder. Well, stop, touch again on her motherfucking shoulder. But before you do that, you make sure you don't want
Starting point is 00:39:51 to keep one of them goddamn pills. And when she do roll over, she see him. Yeah, he was a little boy earlier, but now he a full grown man. She ain't seen me like this in a while. Yeah, yeah, come here, come here. take that goddamn big ass, heavy ass down. No, and goddamn it, let's do it like we used to do it. I'm telling you right now, go in there and wake Ruth and ask.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Oh, the reason why I'm saying it, because Barbara Lynn coming over after I get off this podcast. And hey, Barbara Lynn coming over, and she ain't wearing no panty. Yeah, I call her Miss Eloey. Yo, Marcus. Yo, Marcus. Stop yelling.
Starting point is 00:40:38 He's just a Boba Lee commie. She got a key to the house. Now I'm not gonna tell nobody she got a key to the house. I don't tell nobody she got a key to the house. I be showing out a little bit. I be on that dissing trail. I be high when she come in. I be fucking naked up on the moonlight. Come here.
Starting point is 00:40:55 She think I'm romantic. Yeah, you're romantic. I be making straight up love to Barbelline and I'm not pulling out. Malfoy. I leave it in. She loved it too. Yeah, she loved it.
Starting point is 00:41:12 She loved me. She, it feels good when a woman loves you man. She makes me feel like I'm the motherfucking man. Do you feel she makes me feel like I can fight. Now that's the kind of goddamn woman I like. A woman that can make me feel like I can throw these motherfuckers when kind of goddamn woman I like a woman that can make me feel like I can throw the e-mum-a-fucker when I know I can't she don't want for me That's the book I turn my back on for my turn my back on my mama for Bobbie Lee Mama calling me baby. I need you to take me to the doctor
Starting point is 00:41:42 Why I got to take Bobbie Lee her goddamn doctor for me. God damn it You tell daddy jiggies ass up and take you got to take marbling into the goddamn doctor Yeah It feels so good Yeah, I knew yeah all that niggas and we'all old ass niggas, and we got that God-ridden, them old ass hoes, we got them young hoes, they can took all your goddamn money, they can rent your crickety look, goddamn it, now they're in your cash, now you gonna know what to do, now you're trying to come back over here, them old hoes don't want you.
Starting point is 00:42:18 They want you, they gonna like it all, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, because I'm a real nigga, I go to church with them, I go to bingo with him. I go to the doctor with him. I do everything with Barber Lee. This bitch can't do nothing without me. Real talk. I'm in this bitch's head like that. Real talk. I got him. Damn right. And I'm gonna stroke her after this show too. I'm gonna give me some cuddly tonight, boy. I'm gonna give me some goddamn cuddly tonight. I ain't soon she come through the door, I'm gonna be on her ass like a goddamn cougar.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Damn, damn right, I'm all alone. Like them cougar building on my people in California on them bike rides. That's how I'm gonna be on her tonight. Come on in, boy, cause you gotta take your time with them old one, like I told you, you can't rush it. They like bass, they like for you to tease them a little bit. Yeah, I tease Barber Lynn different. I'm gonna cook you some greens tomorrow, baby.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Boy, stop, you can't cook. I'm gonna cook you some more pork chops too, baby. Boom, with rice, with gravy. Yeah, I'm gonna do that for you, boy. Boy, you know I am, baby. But we rise. We're craving. Yeah, I'm gonna do that for you, boy. Boy, you know I am, baby. And cornbread. Yeah, I'm gonna go out there to the church bake sale with you, baby. That's when she get freaky dead.
Starting point is 00:43:36 So, yo, let me show you something, young man. You just lay back. Just lay back and let mama handle you. When them old school women tell you to just lay back and let them handle you, you fin old school women tell you just lay back and let them handle you, you finna get the best head of your motherfucking life. Barbelline head so motherfucking good, I took a pill stone on the ass of me. You get your good sucking ass up outta him. Get up outta him.
Starting point is 00:44:02 He down to have me have my leg behind my goddamn head. Do you hear me? I'm a man. She had my goddamn leg right here. I'm doing shit I ain't never done before. I told her she ever tell anybody I kill her. I told she ever tell anybody I f**king kill her. I end it. See y'all again tomorrow night. Peace and love, I'm out.

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