Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub cant believe Floyd Mayweather fires referee!! Cowboys PAY CeeDee Lamb!!

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Dub speaks on Floyd Mayweather firing a ref mid match. Floyd Mayweather is the GOAT, but is he taking it TOO FAR???The NFL Season is right around the corner, and Bubba Dub is not happy with what's going down on and off the field with his Dallas Cowboys BUT CeeDee Lamb just got paid!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume get y'all time to get back on though man i'm gonna get y'all time to get back on right quick man so we can get to this man we're gonna get through the storm today yeah we're gonna get through the storm today so like i say welcome back to the bubble dub show i'm your host bubble dub welcome all my new subscribers thank y'all for coming over to the bubble dub show where sports meets the culture world hit the like button hit the subscribe button appreciate the real ones in the back i know y'all talking noise right now but wi-fi trash and it is it's supposed to survive a storm but nevertheless i'm gonna keep the show right back off Talking about C.E. Lamb Just signed a four year $136 million deal

Missed all the training camp Didn't get to jail with none of his teammates We in trouble in Dallas I'm saying it right now We in trouble We did all that just to pay him Come on Jerry Four year

$136 million Young man making over $34 million a year. He deserves it. C.D. Lamb is one of the best wide receivers in the NFL. Without him this year, we go 3-14, being real. If we didn't sign C.D., we going 3-14. True story. But we signed him.

Okay. He still ain't in football shape yet. I we signed him. Okay. He still ain't in football shape yet. I don't give a dang how much he gonna work out. Now see, he ain't in football shape yet. Now he gonna get in shape on the field as he playing. You need to be out there gelling with that. That ain't the greatest of all

quarterbacks, nah. Now if I'm a owner, if I'm a coach, if I'm a coach, I'm going to the owner. I'm going to Jerry Jones. Look here, fam. Look here. Stop shaking because you're starting to make me shake, Jerry. Listen to him. Sign him now.

Go on and give him what he wants so we can get the job done. Nah, they want to play the game. Every owner in the NFL, I would want to play games with these players. Oh, man, we can't come to a deal right now, so we just going to wait it out. Knowing you're going to

pay them anyway. We should have been them paying CD for him. Now you're going to pay CD. Now Dak want his money. I don't know what Dak going to want, but he going to want a whole lot of money for some stuff. He ain't to me earned yet. When I say earned, I ain't talking about regular season.

I'm talking about postseason. Every year, and I said it earlier, every year, us fans, we go out. We go to these Mexican meat markets and buy that cheap-ass meat because it's good, but it's cheap. And we go out there and we barbecue links, ribs, brisket, chicken, boudin, buy liquor, soda, buy all these football. Hot as hell. We must be out there in them cowboy jerseys. Yeah, it smell like wet old paint.

That's what we smell. But look, we're spending all this money on the Cowboys and they ain't giving them what we want. We want some hard weather. We want a ring tone. But Jerry, you hear what Jerry just said? He ain't find nobody else to run the team yet. You a damn lie. Anybody can run this team

better than you. Hell, Stevie Warner can see that. But us fans, though, we blind I know I'm blind I ain't gonna lie For the last 10 years I'm thinking we gonna win a Super Bowl every year That's me I gotta stop lying to myself

And let reality sink in We ain't doing a me-me-ta-ta Don't bring back Zeke. Who the fuck is Zeke? He ain't gonna be the fool and five years ago, Zeke that we need. We need balance on that outfit. We need to be able to

hand that motherfucker off. Get me five yards, fam. Who on our team right now that can go and give us five? Second and sixth. Who can go and give us five? I don't know. Is it Deuce Vaughn? I don't know.

But I know who it ain't. Trey Lance. Trash. Y'all seen him in the preseason game? Five picks. And y'all talking about he ain't played enough. Been in the league five years? How much more do bullshit

Do we need to see I ain't seen enough I want Cooper Rush I know Trey Lance Can run the ball but he can't throw it To damn yard He can run it all over but he can't throw it To yard

God forbid if that go down We in trouble y'all I ain't never done it can't throw the yard. God forbid if that go down, we in trouble, y'all. I'm letting you know right now. I ain't never done it, but I'm a cowboy for life, but I will switch teams in the first quarter if things get bad. I'm not bullshitting. I'm not

waiting to second hand to switch teams. I'll switch teams first quarter because I don't like what I'm seeing. I don't. Y'all get in the comment section right now. Let me know what y'all think about Dallas Cowboy finally, finally signing CD to this contract. Should they have done it earlier, or y'all like the way it played out?

Talk to me. I'm in the comment section with y'all right now. Talk to me, man. Zeke a third down back at best. Okay, third down. Okay, what about first down When we want to hand it out What about second down

When we want to hand it out We need some more We're going to put So should Deuce Von be starting Is the question Should Deuce Von be starting Is what I want to know Y'all talk to me

Because I don't know Because I feel like every owner Y'all talk to me. Because I don't know. Because I feel like every owner, I always wait to the end of training camp to sign somebody. Don't decide if not, he got number one. I don't know nobody else from that Cowboy Receiving Corp besides Brandon Cooks. He ain't easy. Damn, if you want to rock a star, be a star. Shit, Deuce Von Starr, I really want to know.

Oh, y'all still feel like Zeke is still better than Deuce Von. I don't know. If they didn't want your motherfucking ass in New England, why in the hell should we want you? They definitely need a running back, quarterback, offensive line. They need everything in New England. If they don't want you, why in the hell do we want you? I need some answers today.

I need some answers. I'm looking. Yeah, we talking about Dak We know Dak is a good regular season quarterback I called him Dan Marino But even Dan Marino got to a damn Super Bowl Dak ain't got us no damn what but to the first round Been lost after I'm fucking lost

I'm sick of losing I'm sick of losing. And he wants 60, 70 million in Europe. Never. Paula gone. Pala got The Titans He up there with Young Buck He up there with Young Buck

Right now Yeah that's what Pala got Up there with Young Buck Eating brisket Make no sense to me man I don't I really I'm glad they finally signed him, but

they could have been in the hell of a business, man. I don't understand, man. Like, like, CD probably been more than a four-year, $136 million deal. And Jerry Jones just been stalling, just stalling and stalling and stalling and stalling. Knowing you were going to pay

him anyway. Don't make no sense to me. No, over the weekend, y'all seen the champ. Y'all seen my boy Floyd fight John Gotti III. I know y'all seen it, but something interesting really happened in that fight. Floyd threw a punch. John Gotti ducked. Floyd ended up hitting him.

The ref said he hit him behind the head. Floyd Mayweather fired the ref. Middle of the fight. I ain't never seen no shit like that in my life. I had to call Floyd myself. I said, fam, you got too much power to fire a ref. Somebody talk to me right now. Have anybody ever seen where a fighter fired a ref in the middle of the fight I ain't never seen any digging in Mexico they

said it was your loop was all in the damn parking lot they said it was your locals all in that parking lot for them fire the real all because he didn't like what the ref said he hit him behind the head somebody explained this to me right now somebody explained to me why the people that i'm looking in the comments stated hating on floyd man that was a boring fight man the man is retired made 15 to 20 million off this exhibition fight why is y'all mad at this man i don't get Why you mad for somebody getting money?

What kind of world we living in? Somebody talk to me, man. Somebody talk to me. You're messing down the mad still motherfucking man. But y'all don't like Floyd, though. But you still going to the motherfucking fights and watching them, though.

Hey, Holmes, you, you basura. No, no, you basura. Floor doing what floor do. Get that money. I got to get my money. And to my Mexicans, you know I love you. But I was just in Oklahoma in Tulsa. I seen a 12-year-old boy in a damn stroller.

Stop it. You going to get SA ass hockey, let him run around and kick a soccer ball? That damn boy older than Messi. What's that soccer player, Messi? That damn little Mexican boy older than Messi in that damn stroller. Love my Mexican,

but that shit need to stop. Nigga can go work at Home Depot right now. Y'all always talking about us eating watermelon and shit. Hell, stop getting them old ass babies in them strollers, man.

And say a drug king of a cartel in a damn stroller strolling through. Y'all better stop it. Sick of this stuff, man. How y'all feeling today, man? How y'all feeling about Champ, man? Champ done hit him for $15 to $18 million again.

He get on the phone and talk to me. Shit, duh, it ain't nothing but a highway robbery. keep robbing the bank that's what he's doing if i can get to that age and go and get me 15 18 million whenever i want hell you would do it too matter of fact i'm sick of the hate man he still fighting for money but when your employer offer your funky turtle breath ad eight on 25 hours hours overtime, you working it. You know I ain't lying. You got a nine to five right now and your job a lot overtime and they'll overtime paying you $25 or $30 an hour.

Your ass working overtime. Matter of fact, you're going to show up earlier than you normally do because I used to do it. But y'all got something to say about this man getting money. Sick of it. Got to do better.

Make Sam do what he do. He ain't going to do him against some money, buy him some jewelry, get him some new hoes, get him some clothes, a couple of cars, and then he going to do it all over again six months. I ain't mad at that. I can't be mad

at that shit. Tell y'all a story about Mean Champ. Mean Champ go to Dubai. True story. We go to Dubai. Mean Champ go shopping. I can't make it up. I go and spend $8,000 for all I spend $80,000. For you to know, before we

leave the Gucci store He come up behind me. Hey, duh, we going to the Louis Vuitton store next and do it all over again Do you hear me I'm ready for you and take a nap so I can brain this shit back True story chase was blowing my mother can found up Unusual activity Jerry Morgan, is this really you? I'm pushing, no What the hell am I doing?

What am I doing in Dubai? Y'all know I ain't never been to Dubai This ain't me, I've been hacked I don't hang with them Floor like that no more Too rich for me Wanna buy everything. No, let me buy my own food, fam.

Let me impress somebody sometime, champ. Too motherfucking rich. Shaq want to call me, want to FaceTime me. I'm mad at Shaq. I ain't talking to Shaq right now, y'all. Y'all can tell him I said, I ain't talking to Shaq right now y'all I can tell him I said, I ain't talking to Shaq right now Cause he wanna FaceTime me and show me all the calls That his big black alley cat ass, bad hip ass, bad foot tricking ass

Can't even get in Showing me a Ferrari, he can't even fucking fit in it But I can, send it to me I'll be riding all through A-Town in that damn Ferrari top down everything shirt off I ain't tripping I ride out through the city

might even put some sprinkles on it sick of them rich people man they don't know how to act they too rich I go around and we go out to eat they ordering three thousand dollar steaks shit i take a salad i'm saving my money i ain't spending shit i'll take a salad i'm spending no three thousand dollars on no damn meal i'll be down i'm gonna give a damn and kim cordass at the table. I'm not trying to impress that fucking

people. Ray J said it's stank. I believe him, but I'm still going to eat it, though, if the opportunity come my way. My daddy always told me, clean my plate. Don't eat nothing. I ain't. Give a damn what Kim K smell like. Come here.

I hold my nose. Come here. Now I'm keeping up with the Kardashian. I know y'all keeping up with Dove now. Y'all wouldn't know Kim Kardashian. I know she coming to go and she get with me. I'm going to put on them 30s. Come here. Oh, I feel good,

Bubba. I know you do. Now lay down. Ray J never gave it to you like this. I know he don't. Now lay down. Ray J never gave it to you like this. I know he didn't. Because he didn't love you. I do. Shit, I ain't used to nothing like this. You got that laser on you. You ain't waxed.

You ain't got razor bar. You got that laser. So I tell my men not to know about them lasers. Ain't nothing on that. That hurt fine like a frog ass. Come here. Then I'm going to the mama next. Come here.

Bring your old ass here. You think I'm going to do you in between them seats? You's a liar. I get in that mother. Run it up in Kim Kork. Okay, mama. She at Chloe next. Tristan K don't.

I do. You messing with Travis Barker? He on the dark side. Come to the light side. I ain't gonna do all that tying you up in rich crap shit. I'm gonna give you

this Tristan meat. Come here. All night cause I'm on 100 pack. Shit. Don't you get tired? Never. Rich as they is. Them big ass houses. I'm on honey pad Shit Don't you get tired Never Rich as they is

Them big ass houses I'm like a key I'm running through the house All each and they I ain't sleeping I don't wanna miss nothing Shit I'm jumping in they swimming pool

I'm pissing in that pool Shit I got to show my dominance over him. What's Kim Kardashian brother name? What's his name? Somebody's going to come and tell me Kim Kardashian brother name. I'm jumping on it. First time I meet him.

Bah! I'm the big dog over here now. Yeah. Bruce Jenner ain't Bruce Jenner no more. He Caitlyn. So I'm the man of the family now. Kanye ain't there. Kanye lost his marbles.

I'm a bigger man than the Kim Kardashian family now. Travis Scott ain't around. I am. Kimmy Kim do. Kylie and Hila. Don't matter. I'm going to make love to them. I'm making love to him out of survival. Out of survival.

Sometimes you gotta do things out of survival. I'm fucking out of fear. Cause I don't wanna go back to the hood. I wanna stay up in the hidden hills. Eating caviar. Octopus. Yeah, that's what I wanna do. Role playing during sex. You don't can't role play with these niggas.

No. I don't think you up to something. I ain't doing all that. I ain't hitting all that freaking shit. Them hoes up there dressing up like cat and rivals. Come here. I'm the rival. Ski mask when I come and get you.

Hell, don't you fight it either, just let it happen. Damn hoes, the black women don't wanna role play. Think you crazy, you try to role play with one of them. And we be watching porn, yup. I ain't doing all that, somebody else doing it. But you ain't know, can't even put that costume on, it ain't gotta be Halloween. Why you ain't come yet', can't even put that costume on. It ain't gotta be Halloween. Why you ain't come yet? Don't worry about it.

I'm trying to please you, you trying to please me. Don't worry about that. Add too many motherfucking questions for me. The light paid? Yes. Rent paid? Yes. Cardinal paid? Yes. Open up, open wide. Can't trust these women? You can't trust them. You need to start sleeping with them with the lights on. Back in the day, long time ago, long time ago, I had a female, right? Get ready to do my thing. She opened up her lid. That cat looked like one of them fishes on River

Monster. I swear to God, scared the shit out of me. I got up, put my clothes on, and called my mama. I need forgiveness. My mama heard sleeping with river monsters. And that mother opened up, told me, just kept opening and opening and opening. Scared the shit out of me.

That ain't look like a pet cemetery. Tell me what's the matter? Shit, that cat, that's what's the matter. There ain't no ruckling cat. That's a puma. That's a puma. Full grown, too. Leave a stitch on your mustache, a full grown puma cat.

Y'all know about them stitches? I even got you some. You ate you some. You ride home feeling good Smelling the tip of it You know I ain't lying You can smell it for two days Shit Y'all know I ain't lying that good

You can smell it for two days Shit baby shit I can still smell you I ain't hearing free y'all go I ain't lying that three of y'all. I ain't lying. That's that good sex, too. That's that no condo sex, too. You should practice no sex.

Start my own head, practicing no sex. Ain't not doing all that. Switching gears. I know y'all seen that fight in that casino. Get y'all see old boy whoop them two niggas. Pow, pow, pow. Blood went everywhere. Let me tell y'all see old boy whoop them two niggas Pow, pow, pow Blood went everywhere Let me tell y'all something If a nigga ever whoop my ass like that

In public, in a casino In front of my gal You best believe when I come to my senses Pow I'm not playing I ain't doing no talking I'm not doing none of that When I see him, bow

on guard. We can be at a high school football game. Bow. Man, he put him to sleep. Dude couldn't even get up. His girl trying to That's one thing to get knocked out in front of your girl, but it's one thing to keep trying to get up and keep falling down.

Get them in the business. Look at this. They eye up. They don't even know where they at. They think it's tank packing. They look and hit them again. Come here. Come here.

Look at them holding it out. Look at them. Look at them girl on the ground. Look out. Look, she can't even get out. Look at this girl on the ground. Look at her. Look, she can't even get up. Look at him. Look at him pushing this girl. You think I'm going to fight him?

Look at me. He don't even know where he at. He think he's going to undertake her. Shit. I'm not playing. When I come through, don't be in my way how y'all feel about that man i'm telling you man a dude put hands on you like that not in front of your girl your homeboy i'm talking about in front of the world and he started talking like he'll do it again. I ain't bad. I know I can't get you with that.

I know. You feel me. And if I don't get you with this, you're going to jail. I'm pressing charges on a situation like that. That was an assault. That man don't even need to be on the streets no more if you ask me. Y'all laughing, man. He whooping.

That ain't funny when you're on the other end receiving something like that fam when you're getting beat up like that it's one dude beat up two guys man that mean that dude got hanged he's serious he he well known with these i'm gonna be well known with the call me a coward call me whatever you want but won't nobody be putting their hands on me like that no more. I bet you that. What old school say, you can't pay nine niggas in the city to try me. It's telling.

That hurt, man. I ain't never seen nothing like that. Then switching girls, college football, Colorado Buffalo from the play to North Dakota State. Who you got? I've got Shador going for over 375-yard passing, four touchdowns, no picks, 85-yard rush. I got Colorado Buffalo winning this game this Thursday night. I can't wait. Everybody watching Coach Prime.

Most of the people, not saying y'all, but you know who I'm talking about. They want to see Coach Prime fail. Well, a man of God can never fail. Let me say that again. Coach Prime is a man of God. A man of God can never fail. So you can tune in all you want and hope and wish that he don't win. But he don't win.

You see Warren Sapp dipping skull ass over there with that defense? They going to be better than they was last year. Like I told you, Warren Sapp coaching for it live. He ain't the same Sapp he was in Tampa Bay Super Bowl winner champ. He done lost some of that money to them hoes and divorces. Back against the wall, sap coaching for a lot. When you get to a certain lifestyle, you want to continue

to live it. You don't want to come down. That's okay, it happens. But you don't want to come down. See, I'm trying to get back up there. See, I like to fish. You hear a saltwater fishing. You'd like to get out there on that ocean? You watch that motherfucking D-line this year.

And that ain't even my concern. My concern with Colorado is that offensive line. I'm going to need y'all to protect. I'm going to need you motherfuckers to protect. And I'm going to need your door. So that rolling each and every motherffucking week I want to see Rolling That's what I want to see the rolling

Power fire bomb You've been talking about Coach Prime All motherfucking summer why And there's plenty of other more coaches you can talk about Huh Why you ain't talking about Nick Saban Affleck insurance having that Why he quit

Did he quit because he that. Why he quit? Did he quit because he was tired? Or did he quit because everybody else got this NIL money and everybody else had dabs at the best players in the world like he did? Let's talk about that. I like Nick, but Nick left for a reason. And it wasn't because he was fucking tired. But y'all don't want to talk about that, though.

Y'all want to talk about the BS. But let's address it. Let's fucking address it. Let's address Jim Harbaugh. His rules breaking asses. But then he want to run the L.A. He ain't worried about it.

He ain't going back to college. What's the four-year thing they trying to do to Jim? You think he give a damn about that? He don't. Leave Coach Prime alone, man. Shit. It's all about the kids. That man opened up bank accounts for all his players,

putting over $2,000 in the bank account for their players. Who else doing that? Some of them players ain't going to never make it in the NFL. Y'all know some of them damn players. Trash, and y'all know it. Better get your education. Call my doctor. A manager.

Something. Some of y'all not going to the pros, and that need to be taught. Everybody can't be a quarterback. Everybody can't be a receiver or defensive back everybody ain't gonna be able to make it to the professor but that don't mean your life is over that don't mean you can't be successful there's gonna be some doctors over there some lawyers some firemen some fuck-ups it's gonna be some everybody ain't going to the nba everybody ain't going to the nfl mlb everybody not gonna be professional bro so we got to teach this especially as a young black man when you become successful you got to get a game back to the people don't keep all the knowledge damn the knowledge what used to me god blessed me to where I'm at and I don't use the knowledge that it took to get here. Ain't no shortcuts.

I ain't took damn shortcut in life. So I'm not going to tell somebody else take a shortcut. No. Weigh your options. That's what it's about. Being illegal to these young black men. These young black men out here are lost in the sauce. They think that they got to pull that to be a man. No, you don't. You can do these to be a man.

You can go and get a nine to five and be a man. You ain't got to sell through. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got to rob. You ain't got to do none of that that they want us to do or portraying us to do. We can do great things together. They want to separate it. We can do this shit together. I'm about unity. But I ain't about the BS.

We got to protect our own, man. And when we learn that, we're gonna be in a better place. Too many black people I know, I love, y'all ain't talking about white people, I don't like white people, but you work for them. Every white person ain't racist.

Every white person ain't bad. We gotta get out that mentality that all white people, no. And all black people ain't bad. We got to get out that mentality. No. And all black people ain't bad. And all black people ain't good either. Mexicans either. We all do wrong.

What are we going to do right? I'm hearing everybody crying about Kamala Harris. She ain't black. She ain't claiming to be black. Who gives a damn? Who going to help the people is who I want in office. Whether it's her or Trump, I don't fucking know. But we need help.

I'm sick of our presidents going out their way and our Congress going out their way to help the other foreign countries. They starving. Well, let them starve. We hungry, too. We hungry too We hungry too Like bullshit going on in the world y'all Y'all want me to address it Damn it I'm gonna address it Might not be the way you want me to But I'm gonna address it

I'm gonna address what's going on in LA What the fuck the Lakers doing I don't know But I'm going to address it. I'm going to address what's going on in L.A. What the fuck the Lakers doing? I don't know. Sitting on their asses up there in L.A. Back and forth to the weed spots. Going to Santa Monica Beach. Damn all that.

I need a team meeting with the Lakers. What the fuck is y'all doing? Need structure. That's what we need. We need structure in this world. Real talk. When it come for us, they ain't never got nothing for us. Nothing but heartache.

I'm sick of this shit. Hopefully y'all is too, man. Let's get to the hell no segment of the day, man. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dub, would you ever be a zookeeper? Hell no! I'm scared of animals. I'm not finna go with no zoo the minute you think I'm finna get in the cage with one of them lions. You fucking crazy.

I'm not doing it. If I did it, I have to tranquilize every animal before I go in there. Damn, letting them be up and moving around. No, I'm tranquilizing the damn peacock. Them damn peacocks attack people. I'm not being no damn zookeeper.

Every animal that been done got out. If it was for me, I like to smoke. I'm taking being no damn Jew keeper. Every hang I'm going to bend and got out if it was for me. I like to smoke. I'm taking smoke breaks. Like this ain't trash. I be discombobulated. I be fit for getting stuff sometimes. I might leave a gate open and a line and get loose. I'm not getting out my vehicle to help the line, help you with that line.

Shit, you better pray to God. You better pray to God he bless you like he did Daniel. I'm just saying if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap,

if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if a line is a trap, if if help the lion, help you with that lion, shit, you better pray to God. You better pray to God he bless you like he did Daniel. I'm just saying, if a lion attack you, I'm not getting in there. That's all I'm saying. I'm, oh shit, oh stop. I'm doing all that in the car.

I'm not getting out and shit. But you white people, y'all are doing, y'all are jump out there and fight that lion. Shit. But you white people, y'all are doing. Y'all are jump out there and fight that lion. Shit. Then get killed. Then we got to bury you in 16 hours. Because y'all can't be out there long when y'all die.

Shit. Hell to the no. I can't be no damn zookeeper. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dug, would you go to school for diving? Motherfucker, I can't be no damn zookeeper. Somebody asked me, would you go to school for diving? Motherfucker, I can't swim. I can't swim, so I'm not getting in that kind of situation. I'll fly a drone over the water

and watch you school for diving. That'd be the closest way I get to it. I'm not doing no damn school for diving. Somebody say, would you climb skys on skyscraper never scared of heights i'm scared of getting them hotels when they're going to put me up there in the 24th and 25th floor on them suites i'm scared of that shit why i got to go wait up there for a damn suite why can't i be on the eighth floor or some shit like that. Two and a fourth. That's too damn high for me.

Baby steps with me. You got to take baby steps with me. True story. Long time ago, I had this chick. I ain't lying. Long time ago, I had this chick. She came to me. She was like, Bubba, I want you to stop eating pork. I want you to stop drinking, and I want you to stop smoking.

And I would like for you to please join me on my journey. I looked her dead in the eyes. I said, baby, true business. I said, baby, matter of fact, I'm going to call you by your name. They said, that's fine with me. I said, Sister Sabaz, you need to slow your damn road. I'm not doing all that. I got to stop sinning one at a time.

Now, I already done stopped stealing from the church That's how I was paying the light bill But since you want me to change my ways Count those little years Dad you want me to stop stealing Count those little years I ain't gonna have no more money to pay the light bill If I don't keep going to the church

Finessing them I take the money to the bank I already counted it It was was $5,000. But I'm knowing it was six bands. I'm popping that thousand. My Lord and Savior, forgive me for what I'm doing. But I gots to eat. Now, I'd rather the good Lord

for me to do that than me to go out and steal and take it from somebody. I'd just rather take it from a man when I ain't harming nobody. I'm going to give it back when I get right. I'm going to make this flip by 50 more times, and then I'm going to come back back when I get right. I'm going to make this flip about 50 more times and then I'm going to come back and bless the church. I got a gift. Here you go. See what I'm saying?

I ain't going to be able to do with y'all. Y'all talk to me. Let me know if I'm right or wrong for nesting the church like that. But when I do get blessed, I do get the money back. But she trying to change me. You women keep trying to change us men man let us be who we are how do you women right now man y'all don't understand how hard it is to be a man like i told my ex i said look here you like do you like all your bills paid yes i said you like

to go on them shopping sprees yes i said you like to go all around the world with me yes I said so do the other hoes that is only one of me stop being so damn selfish didn't your mama ever teach you about sign I had to put something on my mind yeah you want all this totally totally telling you what God love, man. I got to eat. I got to eat. I don't know how y'all feeling, man. I'm telling feeling good. Y'all feel better than I ever felt, man. I'm in my mid thirties, man, but I'm not the same sexual. Yeah, I used to I ever felt, man. I'm in my mid-thirties, man. But I'm not the same.

Sexual. Yeah, I used to stand up on these tiptoes and try to give her many Milky Ways as I could give her. I mean, miniature Milky Ways, not the regular. The miniature Milky Ways. I used to give her many Milky Ways. Miniature Milky Ways. She'd tell me,

I can't do it no more, y'all. I'm tired. I'm out of breath. And I ain't got time for all that complaining and all this and that. What's wrong with you? It's a dummy. Huh? What's going on with you? Shut up and suck it. I don't say I'll let him not pay them damn bills. I don't say I'll let him not go buy them damn joints for me, man, even though he's 15 and can't count to eight. I don't do all that i don't fucking do it don't do it to me love me for who i am for better or worse i know this meat

don't work the same no more i know it but when i get them hundred pack it work you're laughing on me holding on me rubbing on the hurls on my chest oh i'm so blue you you my man that's what she telling me but the minute i ain't got them supplement you down talking me you know i was just still what's going on with you something i don't want through all that negativity oh when i come home have them neck bones on in that mother but i like me i like old women take bones and that mother fucker drink cornbread, hot water and that. Yeah, yeah, sweet tea and water. You hoes ain't got nothing but soda. That's why y'all piss stink.

Drinking soda and eating seafood all damn day. Your pee stink like a motherfucker hoe. Mm-hmm, young hoe. Them 30 to 25 years old. Try this. I want me 35 and up. I want a 35 and up woman. A motherfucker who got life and burial insurance. Kids ain't in the house no more.

She got two or three cars. Two or three bank accounts. She only need me for that. That military naked way. And I'm going to kill you too. Damn. You ever down by her son being 28 He gonna like me So what nigga

You gonna watch my video Cause I'm here Yeah I'm laid up in here with your mama Damn right I keep going back and forth to the store Buying her new poets I'm gonna do it You might want her to stop smoking cigarettes

But every time she get a cigarette She get horny Come here Passing the motherfuckers out the bar But like this want her to stop smoking cigarettes but every time she get a cigarette she get horny come here passing the out the barber like this every time i throw one she give me what i want come here what about her your supplies are new boys come here what's a hell of investment every time i call she bring me a plate and it's warm for a paper over the plate. Baby, you all right? They killing you on that road, baby. You need a massage, baby. You need me to take my teeth out. Absolutely. Oh, I'm hurting. Make me feel like Holly Berry when she told Billy Bob Thornton to make her

feel better. That's what I tell Miss Barlow. Take them teeth out and go down through there on me. I'm talking about head. Ooh, fire i'm talking about head oh mama calling me my mama calling me baby what's going on i'm busy don't come calling me when i'm doing what i'm doing i ain't got time for all that man hopefully y'all enjoying the show today man like i'm not playing with y'all man i'm telling y'all i'm bringing y'all some shit ain't nobody else bringing it to you and i'm bringing it to you live in the flesh now we're gonna talk about them syrah cowboy we're gonna talk about them syrah lake we're gonna talk about floyd firing a referee in the middle of the fight i ain't never seen no shit like what else y'all want to talk about man we can talk about it right now who tank fighting next is what i want to know

i'm hearing shak. I don't know. But he got to fight somebody. We ain't going to keep watching y'all fight the old bum ass fighters. We want to see y'all fight the best. And I know the best is really running from Tank. They say they want him, but they don't want Tank Davis. Tank is different. He different.

Tank, some of y'all are regular chargers. He different Tank Some of y'all are regular chargers Tank is a scat pack It's different Some of y'all crank up Tank crank up You hear the difference? It's power

It's power I'm supposed to see what y'all talking about man Let's talk about Falcon Okay who y'all think should be the starting quarterback for the Falcon Kirk Cousins or Penance Talk to me right now Taking y'all questions right now Talk to me Yes Mike Tyson gonna knock Jake Paul out

It's gonna happen It's gonna happen But let's talk about it right now. Bo Penance or Kirk Cousins, who you got? Somebody going with Kirk. Okay. Okay. And we're going to get the ant disrespecting what he do.

Ant was just talking. I don't really think he mean no harm. But some of us feel like them players Michael Jordan played against wasn't really that athletic, and they really wasn't. But Magic Johnson can say, Magic Bad Blood Johnson can say whatever he want a motherfucker can say. Five of them. Irving got five.

Y'all know him by Magic. I know him by Irving. I used to shoot dives with him. I used to run, you know what I'm saying? I was watching them hoes come, you know, with Jerry Buck and Hugh Hill. I'm telling you. Yeah. I know him

as Irvin. Bad Blood Johnson. Shit. Penance trade cousin, so y'all just gonna just pay cousins all that money just to release him or whatever, take the penalty here, and

brain getting pinned. I don't think they gonna do that, fam. Kirk Cousins gonna start, and he gonna start out hot. I'm telling you, man, he like Ryan Fitzpatrick to me. He gonna start out hot and feels a lot, but I'm thinking the Atlanta Falcons

gonna make the playoffs this year. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking the Atlanta Falcons is going to make the playoffs this year. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking Big Thug, not Young Thug, Big Thug going to come home. Yeah. Going to have one of the best albums that come out. And I think the Falcons going to go to the playoffs. That's what I think.

What y'all think? Did y'all see that new Caprice Classic Wagging they finger mate Y'all need to go and check that out too Hell yeah Magic got bad blood I don't give a damn what y'all say Everybody talking about he had HIV Magic had COVID

Magic had COVID before people even knew what it was That's all it was Magic had COVID Magic the size of Mark Henry now Ain't nobody with HIV the size of Mark Henry. Hey, Magic don't even know he magic no more. Check him going to the basketball court now.

He going to the tennis court. Him and EJ. What the hell going on? They say that EJ a big tennis player, mother... Say he powerful hitting that rack. Him and Lamar Odom best friends. So they say. They say Lamar Odom, best friends. So they say.

They say Lamar Odom is their best friend. That's what they say. Imagine went to see somebody. Know who it was, but he went to go see him. That's square business. Barry Burns say he ain't tripping about the Hall of Fame. You shouldn't, Barry. You is a Hall of Fame in my eyes, Barry,

and in everybody else's eyes. They can say what they want to say about you taking Balco. You took it, but I don't think you needed it. You was a Hall of Famer before it, but you damn sure took Balco, fam. You was my size at height. You know what I'm saying? You was my size at height.

Now, the next year, you got the chest and the head of Ray Lewis. Make it make sense. You can lie to everybody in the world, Barry Bum, but you can't lie to God. And you can't lie to yourself. Even us today. Even us today. Y'all know.

You can tell a lie in your mind. I know I just lied. You can't lie to yourself. But Barry Bum is a hall of famer in my eye now now ant-man i like you love you to death fam but don't ever disrespect the aegis like that fam i think this new generation is better i do but them guys were powering back then fam you understand them guys were balling back then. That's all I'm saying. Now, some of them players MJ played again were

plumbers. They used to drive for Dr. Pippen. Y'all know I ain't lying. But we ain't going to discredit what Magic and Bird and them did back in the... We ain't going to do all that. We going to have to keep it 100. But I don't think Ant meant it like that. Ant just having fun, just talking.

I think he's getting blown out of proportion. Ant a bad man himself. But, yeah, Magic, I mean, you know, Irvin, Bad Blood, Magic Johnson is on another level in basketball. Five of them. I think he went to 10, 9 or 10. Ain't nothing. 6'9 coming down handling a rock

ain't looking throwing yeah magic was him let's talk about it yeah them guys know Dominique Wilkins shout out to him

oh yeah Dominique Wilkins top 50 greatest NBA player ever you know he's in the top 50 Dominique Wilkins ain the top 50 greatest NBA player ever. You know, he's in the top 50, Dominique. Ain't nothing to argue about that.

RuPaul, Dwight Howard, he should be NBA top 75. Y'all can say what y'all want about Howard, but the man should be in the top 75. I don't like how the NBA treat him, but at the end of the day, the man should be in the top 75. Howard was one of them ones, dog. RuPaul Howard was one of them. I got nothing but love for him. Dude.

He should be in the top 75. No question. Anybody begging? Who want to log on with me with that? Well, and ain't never won no high school. I mean, he ain't lying. What did Hulk Hogan say? Because we already know the real Hulk Hogan.

What did Hulk Hogan say? Because we know the real Hulk Hogan. He got exposed by Seth eight years ago, brother. Yeah, you don't really love us, brother. What did he say? Who is more unstoppable? KD or Shaq? Shaq. Hacker Shaq was for a reason.

Ain't never been no damn hacker KD. Shaq or Shaq for a reason. You get the ball in the paint, you foul him. Because you know if you don't, it's two points. Ain't gonna never be another Shaq. Shaq different, man. Shaq Diesel was different, man. True story. He was going to buy the slam, come on. Why everybody, like I say, leave that woman alone. She a woman, man.

Leave her alone. Let her do what she do. Them women right now, they up, they feeling good right now. JCPenney bra's doing up. Like I say, women, they up right now. That's the way they feeling. Trump them at the golf game, discussing, grabbing for jobs. I don't know. I'm not telling you who to vote for. Vote for whoever you want to vote for. But I just want them to come in and do their job. Help us.

The foreigners and everybody else, help us right here. We starving and hungry right here. That's all. Y'all get caught up in that race shit. Man, stop it. Cut the check.

Cut the check. At the end of the day. Saints, I can't wait to play y'all, Cowboy. I can't wait. You blue-eyed, eating motherfuckers been talking shit to me in my DM. Where I am? What the rest of my Cowboy fans that can hear?

I need your help. Them Saints fans been talking cash money shit to me. And I need some help. Yeah, come on in here, fam. I'll get ready to cut y'all dreadlocks off of y'all and your gold teeth.

Come here. Yeah, number one starter. Yeah, I'm the number one starter. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the number one starter. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to hear no shit from you Cowboy Haggis game one when we keep the Doodle Browns ass. I don't want to hear a motherfucking word. We dominate game one.

The ghost of Johnny Manziel Bernie Kosar Ben and Testa Verde gonna be rolling over in they motherfucking grave when we come through there and run through Big D Cowboys coming through steamrolling everybody this year

why? cause y'all don't think we gonna do nothing that's the way I like it yeah, underdog, I do my best from behind, even though I ain't got no meat, but I got strong legs when I'm behind them. You ain't going to feel it, but you know my legs sturdy, and I ain't going nowhere. My legs don't shake when I'm behind you. I know.

You ain't feeling it, but you know I'm now. It's my presence. It's my presence. It's my aura. You thinking I got some meat, but I don't. Yeah, y'all. We're about it.

We on the way. Trash of the day. Trash of the day. Go on the old boy who got knocked out in the casino. Blood everywhere. You still trying to get up and act like you want to do something.

You gonna lay down here. Let them come in and put you on that damn structure. So now you can sue him and the casino. You're missing your blessing, fam. Damn what you lied my girl over there saying. Kick her up, Charles. Bitch, get down here

and lay with me. If I die, you die with me. Die with me. If I die, you die with me. Die with me. Holler, you love me to death? Prove it. You love me to death? Prove it. You die and lay with me. Wipe this proficient blood off my face, baby,

and talk to me, fan me. Baby, it's's gonna be okay Cuz I don't know he know way war He know at what was all he thought he was in living color again true story Can the big maker when I got to my sister? I? Can sit there got an ambulance and we don't do a pole do wrote my little old Polish reports. Mm-hmm Everything good two weeks later

I'm back with a vengeance damn true story for y'all people who just not tuning in you was at work and you couldn't really watch the show you can always listen to the show on apple podcast and spotify just type in the bubble dog show baby that's all you got to do sometimes just type in the bubble dog show and you can listen to me i'm going live now y'all i ain't doing them pre-record i'm going live so you don't want to miss this live you lie to hear anything i told you you can uh get in the comment and ask me any questions i'm gonna answer it question I'm gonna answer it. Stirs in my DM, come here. I don't discriminate.

White, Black, Mexican, Filipino, I'm gonna get it in you. Come here. Come here. I'll touch you up. I'll get your paper. I like them stir with them tapers. Come here.

With that Blackpink, man, come here. I knock the paint off her mother in head when I'm in. Black paint all over my face. I'm like, they still got black paint and I got black paint. We messing together. We all in the face. We playing football real talk. Putting it down.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, come here. Then we lay up and play Mad Natter. And I got the chips. I'm not playing. Have you ever had sex with your girlfriend, mom, back in the day? No. I want one, but I ain't never done it.

One of them old mamas. One of them old curryas one of them old curling wearing using that woman real striking calm as that woman still got great herbs going in right now can't have a man in 28 years i'll come through and save the day i want to come through and poke my chest out of her 35 or 40 year old son young punk my hell punk she punk, she living this shit to me, not you. Go steal an ad. We ain't never done nothing right. So keep going left.

I got this. I got this. I got moms. Man, you can't take care of my mom. She say I'm doing it. I got some vestibule soup I want to know right now for her. She done took her meds. She been on it. And I don't want to know right now for what. She done took her meds. She been on me.

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I better see some hands down in the Cummins right now. I better see some sheriffs somewhere. I better see this show popping up on other channels somewhere. That's how I know who I want to take to the games with me, to the football, to the basketball. I might invite y'all out to the comedy show. Boy, damn good comedian. I'm on my way. I'm not bullshit. Got a major announcement to make next week too.

Hey, when I come to your city, pull up. Shout out to OKC in Tulsa. We have a ball this week. From Thursday to Sunday, we have a ball. And I appreciate the love y'all show me when I come to y'all city. I really do. From the bottom of my heart, me and my team, we appreciate that. y'all show me when I come to y'all city. I really do.

From the bottom of my heart, me and my team, we appreciate that. So, like I'm saying, football season, I'm going to start doing these pregame shows. Y'all can pull up to the shows and come up on the show and chop it up with me. I'm bringing nothing but entertainment and excitement to this podcast game. That's what I'm bringing. I'm bringing the life back. A lot of people come on here, get guests, and they just talking, talking, talking. I'm a one-man show, but I'm going to let the fans run the show. I'm going to let y'all come in when I'm in Dallas pregame.

Y'all come in and tell us what y'all expecting the Cowboys doing, what we suspect. See, I'm getting y'all involved. Y'all the ones who watching. You understand? Y'all more important than anybody else. And I think us as people, we forget that. It's all about the fans. I'm engaging with the people.

That's why I'm able to go out and walk around and intertwine with the people because there's real genuine love. I don't think I'm better than nobody watching this show. I think we all equal. We got different talents, but we all equal. But remember, what you eat don't make me shit. So let's learn. Do you? Yeah. all equal but remember what you eat don't make me shit so lesson learned do you yeah i pray everybody that watching my show is successful i pray somebody watching my show right now ain't had a job i pray you get a job somebody probably watching my show lost the job down and not

depressed get off that being depressed is evilness yes evilness man get that out of your mind i've been depressed it's the devil devil You gonna get through the storm I got through it Somebody else watching got through it You gonna get through the storm too Us Cowboy fans We gonna get through the motherfucking storm I know it been thousand years

But we gonna get through the storm Thank y'all for tuning in And watching the Bubba Dub Show I'll see y'all again tomorrow at 6 And hopefully my wifi ain't trashed Because of the storm I'm out Peace The Volume again tomorrow at 6 and hopefully my wifi ain't trashed because of the storm. I'm out.

Peace.