Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub GOES OFF on Dak Prescott and Dallas Cowboys after loss to San Francisco 49ers

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to rant about his Dallas Cowboys 30-24 loss against Brock Purdy and the San Francisco 49ers. Things are so bad in Dallas that Dub doesn’t want to be a Cowboys fan. Somebody in that organization forgot to go to church!!Then, Bubba breaks down the rest of the Week 8 schedule. The Lions look like the best team in the NFC, Kirk Cousins is ballin’, and the Eagles look like themselves again. Look out!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to the BUBBA DU. Welcome. Welcome to the Bump a Dub show. Welcome to the real. Y'all saw what I saw. Stop texting me, asking me did I see the game. You saw what I saw. We cowboys had a whole motherfucking week off and they came out. They played like they had a belly full of chicken spaghetti, that's how they played today my quarterback

That press got going around her getting engaged on golf courses. Jack Nicholson rolled it over in his damn grave My quarterback You can do what you want wanna do on your own time, but you're trying to put a motherfucking ring. We need a real ring. They gave you $250 million and you ain't nothing but a damn lemon. Oh, here they go, duh.

They not protecting them. you a damn lie once again you throw it to the damn team in red n***a they got on red n***a we in white n***a you can't see you colorblind colorblind? N***a act like he a welder. He f***ing blind. He gonna throw to nobody but C.E. Lam through the ball and C.E. Lam 30 damn times. And why the hell we throwing deep balls to Kefonte Turpin? He a damn pump returner.

No we ain't gonna win throwing that nigga deep balls. He can't catch for shit. He can't even catch punts. How in the hell he gonna catch 50 and 60 yard bombs? Ball right? No! Do y'all wanna keep showing wrinkled ass Jerry Jones? Stop showing that old motherfucker.

What you showing him for? Every time y'all showing cowboy, Jerry Jones, owner, NCO, we know what he is, he ain't woofer, damn. Who is? The whole week took that ass whooping from the lines and we took it Belt took ass once again week off forty niggas hurt ain't no way they can be shit fool me again Fool me again, I don't know what you got to do for that office line

You need to buy them some buy my car. I don't know but damn it. I You need to buy them some by my car. I don't know but damn it I like like like this what coach doug would do honestly this what I would do if i'm mike mccordney i'm calling dac In the film room and i'm sitting down with it and i'm looking at All right player What we got well you see now see that's the motherfucking problem you're not seeing. You're not seeing, I don't, like, oh, the rush getting, step up, use your goddamn legs, boy.

You got legs, you got tools, use them. Out in the pocket and doing all this throwing all, throwing over, just throwing it over a damn head that. We got finessed Jerry John we got finessed and given Dak Prescott 250 damn million dollars we should have just chilled out and went and got Andy Dogg. I feel better with Andy Dogg being the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys than Dak Prescott because he ain't it.

Now here come the people, oh he can't pay and fly, he can't do it all, he ain't doing his damn job though. When you at your job, your boss expect you to do your job. If you gonna do it, they'll get rid of your ass. Oh you don't wanna do what I say, go. I get somebody else in the wheel. And nine times out of ten, when white folks get rid of your ass, they bring in a Mexican. Mmm, me, senior, mmm, mmm, mmm, me working, yeah, yeah.

Goddamn Mexicans, I'm work your ass under the table. Shit, I can't work with Mex. She I keep up with messages. I working with a white man once I hired a message. I will find in two hours. Got them misters come over and messaging got two hearts. That's why I love them too hard. That work get your ass fired in the minute. You know, I boys in the book work with a mission

watch what they're shame your ass. That's what we need, man. We ain't got no legal in Dallas. We ain't got no quarterback. We ain't got no coach and Zeke 10 motherfucking carry 34 yard. You've been crying and crying about getting the damn ball. And when you get it, you run like you got semen in your damn shoe, boy. Run like you got semen in your damn shoe boy run like you got semen in his damn shoe i know i can't be the only one seeing this shit 56 rushing y'all as a team trash

the season three and four we ain't going no damn world Three and four. We ain't going no damn where. Your cowboy fan, I know you're feeling like I'm feeling right now. You ain't feeling what the damn. Some of you probably ain't going to work tomorrow. I don't blame you. Motherfuckers calling and texting me. Come on, bro. It ain't that bad. Yeah, it's that motherfucking bad. I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna hear from you. We ain't homeboys no more.

Keep calling me. I'm gonna tell your girl you're cheating, nigga. Stop playing with me. I'll call your job right now and tell them drug test your ass. They already wonder why you keep having the attitude. It's the dope. Mr. Jesse, you wanna know why rapper got attitude? don't dope test him I stop all this shit all that

calling and missing me but I take this shit serious this is my life this is my life put my all into the cowboy I don't get shit back in return. Nothing but high blood pressure. High blood pressure, sugar low. Got coins on my damn toes. Girl cheating on me with my name. Going through enough. As a cowboy fan who's watching me today, I wanna look y'all in y'all motherfucking eyes and let you know I am no longer a cowboy fan.

I'm done. I resigned, god damn it. I resigned. I can't take it no damn more. I can't. I'm done. Y'all won't hurt me no more. Good Lord, I say he won't put no more on you, then you can bow.

I can't bow no more for Heavenly Father. I don't know what it is. Like I said, somebody not serving you on the Dallas Cowboy, somebody not serving you, somebody not listening to Kirk Franklin and Glorilla, somebody is not serving you, Heavenly Father, I want you to reveal them to me and let me do something too. Is it that? Is it him? Is it Zeke?

Is it Jerry Jones? It's Jerry. Whole time hearing them sweets, we thinking he watching the TVs in the room. He had binoculars looking down at them boy meats. That's what's going on. It's a whole lot of meat watching. I understand pocket watching, but meat watching, that's diabolical.

Whole time y'all going down to these colleges, probably scouting 40 yard dashes on bench presses. You scouting meats. Do you understand what I'm telling y'all today? Our owner is Scott Meeks. Our quarterback got the eyes of Stevie Wonder. Our running back got cement in his shoes. Our head coach got a belly full of snickers, but the team ain't got no damn energy though. All them niggas need snickles. Those niggas play like they ain't practicing weeks. In weeks.

Niggas, it look like it's training camp out there. And y'all want to tell me calm down, Doug relax, motherfucker, it's over. Do you hear me? It ain't even half the season yet and it's over. That 25 for 38, 243, yo, two touchdown, two picks, 40 euro, ain't touchdown six picks. That's not gonna be Never gonna get it never gonna get it never gonna get it We're gonna get it never gonna get it. Oh my mama listen listen to info cut that shit out Cuz we never gonna get it God forbid see he had 13 catches 146 yards to T. Great, but he threw him the ball 17 times don't

See he can't do it all by damn simple Had a chance to get a Maury Cooper had a chance to get Devante on Adam, but we didn't make no damn move we sit still We sit still and didn't make no moves and look at us. In last damn place. Do you hear me cowboy fan? We in damn last place. You know what we need to do? Next home game, don't go. God damn it, sit at the house. Don't go in there, don't spend your money on that shit.

I guarantee you Jerry Jones will get right. He old, he seen now, and he in denial. And he been stepping out on that woman the hill for years. I'm calling his cheating ass out. Y'all messed with Tyga when he was cheating. Damn it, we gonna mess with Jerry Jones. Y'all wants to call us out, but damn it, I'm gonna start calling y'all out. Jerry Jones a cheat. Cheating on that old ass woman. That woman old as fuck. She was Barbara Bush, high school Yeah, Yara Jones a cheater.

Man, y'all, y'all bad with me today, man. Tonight, y'all bad with me, man. I'm, I'm cool off, dog, cool off, man. Cool off, man. I know my, I know my, I know my mama callin'. I got the whole block right now. I love your mama, but you block. I can't deal with your mouth right now

and all that bull shit y'all got going on down there. You and your new boyfriend, baby. Can you believe he put hands on me? I can't believe he put that nigga in jail, but you wanna call me? Help me go down there and get put in the hip lock again. I'm not doing it. Call myself going down there helping my mom

when she in a crisis, when she need me and her new boyfriend get into it. I go down there, they getting in the argument. I go down there to check him. He put me in the headlock. What she do? Run in the damn bathroom and lock the door. Who can I even say to me?

I didn't ask to be born. You birthed me. Nigga choking the shit out me in there on that in that living room if I wouldn't I had I had to pull the my tights I had to bite him that's the only reason I got that nigga I had to bite him them old man that 16 up got strength them old school mechanics that's what he is that nigga strong-dumb motherfucker nigga what I'm talking about nigga really tried to kill me on the cool though he was talking to me

look I'm gonna do what I want to do to your mama nigga and you ain't gonna do nothing about it I was like yes sir yes sir you right I ain't had no business coming down here I ain't gonna lie I was agreeing with him but when I put these mother... thought I was a pit bull shaking. Let me go then. Yeah my mama come out come out the bathroom when it's over. Oh baby get your hands off me. Don't call me when he start kicking your ass again because I'm not coming either. Call your pastor. You call him for everything else. Why don't you got them kind of paint them kind of family member they gotta call their pastor everything. Hey mom you got 30 thousand borrow let me call my pastor. Hey mom you think I can come down and take a shower let me call my pastor. Well call your pastor when your man jumping on

your ass. Too much shit going on in the goddamn world. Too much everybody making mistakes. Dwyane Wade, I know y'all seen that statue. He out there crying. Him, his son, his two daughters, and his wife. He out there crying they unveil the statue of Dwayne Wade and this Lawrence Fishburne hell is I turn on that damn wax figure that ain't Dwayne Wade motherfucker that Lawrence Fishburne look at him have some cake anime

that's Lawrence Fishburne man mind me he need they ass be forget Pat Riley come on man I can do better than this shit all this technology we got we got Elon Musk got robot babysitting us feeding dog feeding cat swimming and you can't fix no damn arm wax figure stop it Dwyane Wade deserve more than this you ain't have a fingernail paint on his nails on the statue come on y'all You ain't have a fingernail paint on his nails on the statue. Come on y'all Not no damn way on the going way gonna paint them nails and his toes I Love you way my boy. I just gotta keep it 100 on this damn show. That wasn't you on that statue that Lauren Fishburne Know y'all could have painted that man nails on that west figure man. It would have been so dope but y'all didn't do it. Y'all didn't do it.

Detroit Lions look like the best team to me in the NFL, in the NFC once again. They knocked the Nashville Hot Chick and knocked the Titans. Young Buc, where your hot ass at? You wanna text me? Damnit let's talk about them Titans They're on Jared golf with 12 for 15 85 yard listen Jared golf with 12 for 15 85 yard 3 to stop 52 beat the dog shit. Oh

How you like the hotness out the chicken in Nashville? I don't know, but they done it. Big meats come home after every damn thing, getting their nails done, toes done. I wish you would wish me luck. Goddamn big meats home. The meat is flaring. Boy, they getting off in Detroit right now. They ain't never been to Detroit, you better go. They got some of the finest damn women in the world and they friendly. They broke, but they friendly.

That's why I come in here. You ain't got the hell no goddamn money with me. I got the money. I got what you need, then what you want. Don't you call no pay shit. Don't worry about it. I got something coming through your cash out. I want you to jump online and tell everybody, God sent the blessing, God damn it.

Watch all your friends, one wheel, one head your way. Then send them a picture of me, dog skull. I'm the mystery man in your life, hoe. You wasn't even getting glue on your toes. Now you getting glue on your toes now home. You used to go to sell way and get regular turkey sandwiches. You get meatballs now. Wait, she'll swim a drink in a macadamia cookie.

Come on, change your life for the for the best. But you never go against God. God created me. Did you ever go against God? God created me. Got that Earl Cavaline. You been used to them Oscar miles like I told y'all earlier. Detroit doing their thing right now. They 61. They ball out today like I said they ran through the tight. What's his name? Kirk, 30 cousins, ballin', beat up on them bucks. Oh yeah, Kurt Cousins?

23 for 29, 276 yard, 14. Damn, Kurt 30 is ballin'. You know you ballin' with all my future gonna take pills no damn more. Future say damn them pills, shit. I'm gonna give them the dirty cousins. Shout out to the line, they're doing their thing right now man. They're in the same division with the Carolina Pounds, they lost, they tried. They're in the same division with the Bucks who they beat, they tried.

They're in the same division with them big bad ass AINTS. What you damn AINTS think is that? Nah. You motherfuckers ain't been watching since Martin Luther King died I'm just keeping it 100 yeah Martin Luther King was marching but he was marching them hoes in there too yeah baby I'm gonna be out late tonight me and Jesse we gonna preach the word it was a word being preached up in the oh I'm putting all this meat up in here baby oh I had a dream you can take all this meat baby

see my one Luther King was getting off and I don't blame him ain't nothing going on this summer. They don't want to look the key, who like getting his toes curled, so who do I? Shit, they ain't gonna do anything right now. Patriots beat the Jets. Not bread for, but Aaron Ross done lost five straight games. He done won out and got every ex player

that he ever wanted back on his team. And he still coming up short then a midget with no legs. I want the New York Jets to walk Aaron Rodgers out to his car and tell him I got the lit check on. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports and more from John and the

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Tune into Risky Business every Thursday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,

to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Estet Herndon. But we're also gonna have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy

is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I got to let you go. Now you done told me to get rid of coach. You done told me bring in the old quarter, our physical coordinator coach. You done told me bring in Devontae Adams and and and rest of these motherfuckers and we still losing. And when I come to you, you tell me you don't know what's going on. Shit, I want some answers. And ain't told my AI either.

I want some damn answers tonight. Y'all lost to the damn past. Who in New England right now? Jacobi brisket. Not brisette brisket 22-22. That's who you lost to. And y'all talking about this man right here Top 10 shit

Aaron Rodgers top 25 right now I Don't know what y'all seen I ain't see I know y'all seen that commanders game I know y'all seen that Washington commander game went down to the end. You're Chicago. Hey, come on. They're taking Daniels. Do it up. Touchdown ball game. Now, if I'm somebody on the offense of the Chicago bird, I'm whooping somebody ass on the defense, even though I know I can't fight, but I'm gonna take it out on the damn phone or the keiko somebody getting their ass kicked in that locker room that's all I'm saying yeah I'm a real man I know I can't fight no I can't fight no I can't whoop certain people that can fight but I'll jump on the weak in a minute I told y'all I'll jump on the weak in a minute. That's when I that's when I show my dominance over a weak person Don't think for one minute. I wouldn't put hands on Stevie Wonder. Shit, I dance on Stevie

And brag about it too. You see what I did to Stevie? What you think I do to your ass? I'm talking about I be throwing all kinds of kind of rock back from from here to Chapel Hill on bow and days and two ain't no such thing in no fight my daddy always told me that I don't care if they cripple son I don't care if they blind you knock the hell out of yes sir I just tend to do that to more disability people than I do to normal people. I ain't got nothing against disability people. I love y'all too. It's that when I'm around y'all, I insert my dominance as if I was a lion and the lion

go around piss on the trees. They're letting everybody know they in the area and they the king. So when handicapped people come around, I dominate them. I don't know, it gets something in me. A handicapped person come around, I dominate them. I don't know, you get something in me. A handicapped person come around, I want to, I want to rattle. You know what I'm saying? I want to put them in headlocks and all that. I'm sorry, pray for me, I got a problem.

Don't judge me though. Don't y'all motherfucking judge me though. But what I really want to talk about is them Buffalo Beals, what they went up there and did to see how Knock the fellas off that damn bird. That's what they did. Yo Jerry Allen looking real cool Y'all see that my young boy Keon Cole a dog Now they got somebody in the red zone they can throw it up to and go and get it and damn it he can go and get it Mark my words Ke Ken Cole Coleman is him. I'm shit I might be a Buffalo fan now I might be a Buffalo Bill fan now shit what I got to lose? Cowboy keep losing?

I'm not gonna keep losing? Yeah I'm a Buffalo Bill fan right now. Like I say, Gino Smilber look like Morgan Freeman back there throwing the damn ball. What the hell going on with you, Gino? Maury Cooper over there now with Buffalo is, is, is, is helping that offense out. Josh Allen is seeing the field. He's spreading the ball around They cook running that motherfucking rock cook had over 100 some rushing yards to him 17 carries. I love it Why your brother other cook for the cowboy can't do that? Can they won't even put him in the damn game? Yeah, what my Baltimore Raven fans it you big bad-ass Ravens we all did

When you big bad Ravens, youall lost the blind ass Jamies Winston Y'all can't say shit to me rest of the damn deal you lost the chance Jamies can't even believe he played that damn good today no bullshit ass speeches, but they work today Them speeches work today. They sound dumb, but they work today. Them speeches work today they sound dumb but they work. You gotta believe same way wants to believe that's how you gotta believe in yourself. Stop waiting on people to do something for you get out there and do it your damn self. That's all I'm saying sitting around waiting on this chick to hit you back thinking you gonna get something.

She don't want to give you something, use your damn hand. It's cheaper, can't kiss nothing that way, and it's better. Do you hear me? It's better to please yourself sometimes, man. We always trying to please everybody else in the world, but sometimes you got to just please yourself. I do it all the time I don't worry about I ain't got no babysitter you ain't got to pull up shit just give me the light just give me the light son pow

she telling y'all the truth for the night man Gary Henry had 11 carries 73 yards. Why y'all didn't keep giving him the ball Ravens That's over seven yards a pop keep giving that big motherfucker the ball, but you want to throw it 38 times, though You mean to tell me y'all can't do nothing with them damn do-goods Y'all put that super bowl at the races, you can't be losing to Cleveland Browns. You mean to tell me Jameon Winston that much better than Deshaun Watson? I don't think so. Y'all came out there and you thought y'all was gonna score a quick little touchdown and they were gonna lay down, but they didn't.

These are NFL players They got pride and heart to unlike the Cowboys But they got pride and heart to and damn it they didn't lay down and they came to win and damn it That's what they did. Jamey Winston said a goddamn if you think I came to play with y'all damn it. I'm not That's what we're on today Yeah That's what we're on today. Yeah. Make sure y'all hit that like and subscribe button right now.

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This ain't fentanyl. This straight drop. Over the stove, we get too like Pookie and New Jack City. You just keep calling me Scotty. I know it do. I know it do. Some of y'all out here struggling,

don't worry about it, help them to wait. Income tax season will be here before you know it. And when income tax season gets here, don't y'all go out here and buy no more of them raggedy ass car that ain't got no goddamn arm. What's we call it on? Before you know it and when income taxis and get her don't y'all go out and buy no more than ragged last call They ain't got no goddamn on what's we call it on? warranty You ride good for two or three months. So only some mess up. It's over your car limit cuz you ain't got no damn

Now you call it me thing you think you can hit me get a new mobile bitch you need a new car You know they are mobile you need a car Told y'all about this shit Don't call on me. Stop calling me call heavenly father That's who I call on. That's who make a way for me. Call no one. They ain't gonna hurt you You act like y'all gonna break out in chickenpox or something if you call on God call on him He'll help call on him It's the problem you don't want to call on him cuz you ain't been called on him That's why I call on God when I'm doing good and when I'm doing bad. I talk to him all the time

Let's fix this. Let's make it work. I need to do this. I need to do that. I'm thankful for what you gave me. I'm grateful. Not only for me, more for others. Yeah, put everything on my shoulders, Lord. But give me the strength. When you give it to me, I can build a total load. That's what you got to do. That's what you got to do I heard man telling you the truth man now if you're watching this show man then you got to know this show being presented by prize picks yeah down below use my promo code trash with the two H's you got me? Where's the two H's? Yeah first time users you put five dollars in they gonna give you 50 back.

Yeah, go on over there and prize pick right now and download it, man. Real talk, it's more or less on your favorite players. Yeah, what you mean, Doug? Well, tomorrow, they got Russell Wilson slaker to have 200-yard passes. All you got to do is put more or less. They got Daniel Jones slaker to have 185-yard passes.

All you got to do is put more this. That's all. Now, what about Philadelphia Eagle fans? I got to give y'all y'all credit. Damn, Jalen Hurts is back. See, y'all were losing when he was sipping that green serve. Now he back on the red again. Then he back on the red again.

Hurts look damn good today. Barkley over one hundred twenty two yard run. The damn Eagles is back. Fontae Smith with a touchdown. AJ Brown balling out. Philadelphia Eagle went down to the Cincinnati and took curl fitness. Now what I want to talk about, somebody in Cincinnati got to go. Y'all engaged Joe Burrow, all the goddamn Chilean Cincinnati and you ain't got no more to give Chase chase somebody got to go Oh, yeah, I don't know don't know his history y'all yeah, I thought about that got that she comes Cincinnati bowl of chili That's how y'all paid burro and chili

Somebody got to go it is Somebody got to go. Either it's the Burrow, Burrow probably ain't going nowhere. Chase Polly Aguilar, your head coach Aguilar. I don't know what's going on insisting at it, but they are a better team than that. Joe Burrow sitting on the bench, pouting. Pouting like a motherfucker. But when Cam Newton was doing that, y'all was talking about it. Let's talk about joe

burrow over there power you just got 280 million dollar won't you power me for you don't see that sorry power hunker they good that's why i'll be in that motherfucking parking lot waiting on that too come here family i'm trying to get home you You don't get there, but come here. What's up? Y'all heard about it in the news. Duh-duh-duh-duh, don't jump on that shit. I can't believe this shit tonight, y'all. I can't, y'all. I really thought we were gonna win this fucking game.

I just thought we had it by week. We rested. We coming back. We gonna do this fucking game. I just thought we had it by week. We rested we coming back We're gonna do it some shake Make nothing shake Got embarrassed again on national television and I don't know about y'all But I'm sick and tired old funeral home makeup Chris Collins where he gonna be talking about Not a damn thing

They had a great week of practice. Stop saying that old bullshit ass saying and keep it 100. They ain't do shit in practice. Running the same damn plays we been running. Man, man ain't nobody drawing up nothing. What's the scheme at? Don't wanna go roust the turp.

Watching this show, damn, man, you gotta know, man, that's part of the show why I call it Hell Null sitting. And I'm letting you know right now, if you calling my phone right now knowing we gonna lost and you think and you Think do why you ain't answer the phone hell no I'm not answering no damn phone when the Dallas Cowboy lose. I don't want to talk to no damn body Baby mommy you gonna send that $75 tomorrow. Hell no what's that? You know, I mean people out in bed how much money I don't know I ain't got no $75

And you got a new boyfriend, ask that n***a for some money. Nah, y'all want to spend my money though. Then y'all want to go out and buy weed or smoke weed and shit with my money and call and threaten me, telling me if I don't send you the money, you're going to send your boyfriend over here to jump on me. Why he got to keep jumping on me? Why me and him can't be friends? I'm not the enemy. I actually like my baby mama New Buffer. He's a good guy.

He's a great babysitter. But damn dawg, stop fighting me dawg. I ain't the enemy dawg. I ain't. I'm gonna boost some more head but she won't give it to me. So it is. I ain't. You know, bro you got her bro. You won bro. Every fight we had I lost Leave me alone bro. I'm tired of telling you stop threatening me dog. I'm a good guy man. I go to church now every night then God love me man. Leave me alone dog For real though man, I ain't bro. I ain't about that life like that dog You jumping out on me and wild one from everybody, putting your finger in my face.

Me talking about what you'll do to me. We already know what you can do to me, bro. You got a track record. I'm 0-9, yes you doubt. I can't even beat you up in my dreams, G. Just leave me alone, man. Shit is ridiculous these days, man. Don't jump on me, man.

I'm hurt, y'all. I ain't gonna lie to y'all, man. I'm hurt, man. Trash of the day. Going to that Pritz got trash. Got a man running towards you and you still trying to make a throw. You already ain't got no arm strength as an old nougat. Oh, I'm having that ass nougat.

That arm a nougat. as a new one having a new deck on new The enjoy and signed him then shall go y'all go go outside try I knew someone right I Knew someone right with Michael Jeffrey she go gambling that George. I knew someone right with that nuka yellow eyes pan with the eyes having that little putt eye a lion having a having that nuka the one I gave dac a jordan signed him for what ain't nothing clutch about that nuka wearing the same shoe, Joy LMB wearing culinary shoe. I don't even know what to say no more y'all. I don't make, what y'all, how y'all feel? What y'all, where did the cowboy go wrong this year is what I wanna know.

Where did we go wrong? We mediocre. We ain't denial your ass fans. We get one win, we're hollering Super Bowl, and it's my fault, I started this shit. Nice like this. I wish rain drops will fall. Let it fall.

Let it fall on me. This shit hurt, man. This shit. This shit's stressful, y'all. Thank y'all. My new people coming in. Thank y'all, my new people coming in. Thank y'all, man, watching this show, man. You know I'm going live tomorrow night again after the game.

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