Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub GOES OFF on Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones after EMBARRASSING loss to Houston Texans

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

Bubba Dub recaps CJ Stroud and the Houston Texans going into Dallas to defeat the Cowboys 34-10 on Monday Night Football. Jerry Jones needs to sell the team or give Deion Sanders an opportunity to coach the team. This can’t go on forever!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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dub show. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. To my people that for the first time tuning in, we just want to say welcome. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Today's show, you know I'm already upset. You know how I'm feeling. My phone being on D&D all day

It because the Houston surface sipping serve Texans beat my Dallas Cowboys 30 folk attend last night Dallas Texans were quiet last night But nobody in deep Elm Do you hear me South that nobody out it last night Do you hear me? South, nobody out it last night. But the Cowboys seem to still have an after party last night. I'm going to talk about it. Ain't done lost five, done lost five in a row.

Ain't won a damn damn game at home this year, but y'all want to have an after party. That's why we can't win. I know y'all outside, people don't know what's going on, but yeah, your motherfuckers had a party last night. Dub, you want to come? Never. I don't party with losers. I party with winners.

You ain't one at home. You're the only team in the NFL that haven't won this year at home and you want to go out and party. What we celebrating? Jerry Johnson, Jerry John nigga let y'all asses go. Them swinging them 4-4 tipping Houston Texan fans and drove and flew down here and took over Dallas. It was Southside Faze all over Arlington yesterday.

And they ran the score up on us and we didn't do nothing about it. Nothing. But y'all NFL, y' wanna keep showing potato salad face Jerry Jones. We don't wanna see Jerry. We wanna see progress and we're not seeing it. Desperate times come with desperate measures. I'm not a Dallas Cowboy fan, no damn more. I'm a Dallas star now, baby.

I'm with a Dallas Cowboy fan, no damn more. I'm a Dallas star now, baby. I'm with the stars. I'm with teams who give effort. I'm with teams who show up ready to play. They're the teams I'm going for. I'm with winners. Some of you should be with winners, too. That's all I'm saying. Cooper Rush, yesterday, 32-for-55. Some of you should be willing us to That's all I'm saying Cooper rush yesterday 32 for 55

He got the same arm as your arm. He got a new room But you got him throwing about 50 if I time for what? Who the hell is he doing it to It don't make no sense. It don't make no damn sense. Rico's on dual. 10 carry, 28 damn, yo. Send him back under that rock where he come from America team my ass take a long TV take a long time to take a mouth vocal TV take a mouth

But y'all want to show back up there waving shit Good exactly what he been doing waving tools. It's what he been doing waving to us and what he been doing waving to us wonder why I'm upset I'm gonna be mad the rest of the damn year yes I'm gonna be a fan I'm with Buffalo hey don't let what I'm saying here today confuse some of my fans I'm a Buffalo be a fan I'm with the mafia. But I would just with the Dallas Cowboys, man, still, we still got a relationship like my side chick. I'm still hitting it. That's all I'm saying. I'm still hitting it. Not like I used to, but I'm still hitting it. It's embarrassing to be a Dallas Cowboy fan.

Three in cell. I'm not even looking forward to Thanksgiving no more. Because we always know when the Cowboy play on Thanksgiving, that's a win. Not no damn more. We done took the Detroit Lions spot now on Thanksgiving when they come down to lose it. Now Detroit great. I get to them in the minute, but I'm sticking with these Sirene dollar cowboy.

CJ Stratton 23 for 34, 257 yards of interception. You got the play belly in that thing. You mean to tell me you can't throw no pass and touchdown against the damn cowboy. Everybody else do it. The little Giants team do it Mixing rain all over us 200 carries 109 yards couldn't stop shit

Didn't he doing that little you know that you too small for me as a Deep thing that's running me hot. I'm gathering up my truth. Look at him. We know our offense ain't going to do nothing, but damn it, we going to do something tonight. Them players don't believe. You can't coach them. Can't win with them. You can't do nothing with them.

Like a Parson, you're supposed to be illegal? Well damn it Lee! Don't nobody want to hold each other accountable no more. They want to go after party. That's what they want to do. They want to go after parties. But they want to come and cry to the media. Oh we just having a down year. Then you gonna have a down ass check if I'm Jerry Jones. When you come in that time for the renegotiation with the contract, I'm gonna look at it. When you played the Houston Texans, you missed four tackles. That mean I'm gonna go down four million on your ass.

Now tell me I'm lying. Ain't no effort on the cowboy. Ain't nobody giving out no damn hundred percent effort. Mike McCordy, trash. Should have been gone. Sick of this shit, y'all. Three and self. And do Jerry Jones care?

Hell no. He up there eating applesauce and every other peri food up there he can get. See that's what y'all don't know what's going on. Jerry walking around he still can walk, he still can talk, he can steal you know what I'm saying? But that's a peri eagle now. I'm sorry to break this news to y'all but Jerry Jones is a peri eagle now. He can't eat steak no damn more. Some days are eating steak is over. He didn't deny it to Jerry Jones cussing everybody out there. Ah, whoever say something to him he cussing him out. He don't want to hear it.

And he ain't confident right now. So I feel like the league even though y'all moving down to his son Steven, it won't be no better, but they should make Jerry get rid of the team Playing without minds and hearts and stuff like that man, man people ain't trying to win y'all So they lead me to my next thing They next move should be a best move. They better go get coach prime ain't best move they better go get coach prime now he said coach prime gonna come in and be the savior and all that give him time the same time they would have been doing up there in Colorado he turned that shit around you think he can't turn the house around shit before you haters get in here what he's gonna

do draft this son you damn right we'll put him right behind that for a year or two let him learn the offense Let him give a feel of this shit ain't no different when you get with a woman You want to feel a little more as you want to feel that booty like or kill it for filling on your booty If your girl ain't got no booty you wanna feel on it You know, it's me. We'd like to touch we can see We can see but you But you got to touch. That's the same thing. Brain coach priming.

They didn't bring in his own coaches, staff that he won't. Yeah, yeah, I do fairy. Oh, head coach, y'all. Let him bring his own people in. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Come here, Jerry. Come on. I'm going to be in the draft. I'm going to be in the draft room with you.

And now let me sign off on who we say we get. You say you wanna win before you deck. Let's be real. You on deck fam. Hopefully it's a long time from now, but let's be realistic. You want to see the Cowboy win another championship? You better make the move and I say make it now. You should have ridden here and bullshitted. You didn't go get Derek Herring this off season.

That's your fault. You should have ridden here, didn't go get you a number two or number three receiver. That's your fault. You sit around here, then go get you a number two or number three receiver. That's your fault. You sit your ass up in there all day long and then go get no defensive comebacks. That's your fault. And us fans supposed to pay for that shit? Not me, not Bubba Dubb. I switch teams. I'm with the Mafia now. I'm a buffalo. And damn it, it feels so good. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now.

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I had make a dumb bit of fifteen hundred dollars with a fan that I know that I said the cat boy was going to win. Well, that's why I was mad last night and things got out of hand. Well, they could have been. It kind of got out of hand yesterday. And I know y'all seen that video. That was real. I was really trying to do what I wanted to do.

I just want to put my hands on it. I got a hand yesterday. I know y'all seen that video, that was real. I was really trying to do what I wanted to do too. I just wanted to put my hands on it. The 2025 iHeart Podcast Awards are coming. This is the chance to nominate your podcast for the industry's biggest award. Submit your podcast for nomination now at iheart.com slash podcast awards. But hurry, submissions close on December 8th.

Hey, you've been doing all that talking, it's time to get rewarded for it. Submit your podcast today at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. That's iHeart.com slash podcast awards. Dallas Cowboys season is officially over. They will not be going to the playoffs this year. Good. Now why can't we see Trey Lance? Why we gotta keep looking at Cooper?

RIP. Cooper. RIP. COOPER. TRACE. That's it what Trey Lance can do. He can't play no better than what we done saw this year. Cause what we saw this year, we absolutely garbage.

New York street garbage. Dagwoods, Cooper, Rush Eels. I wanna see Trey Lane. What's the, we got to see what he can do. Maybe he got some value. Maybe somebody else, another team wanna bring him in for a third round or four. Maybe we got to see something. But I'm Jerry John. I'm on the phone with Deon right now, prime time.

Hey, much be money. And Jerry John got plenty of money. He ain't got that much time. But he got much money. I'm on the phone with Coach Prime. I got to check up her. You can fill it out yourself. I got to have you. And I already, I'll have Mike McCordney in the room while I'm calling Coach Prime. You know when you get out that seat, Coach Prime going to see you then don't you? Say it, say your life. Can you hear? Yes, sir.

Just know, end of the season, you're out of here. That's why I'm letting Mike McCordney know right now. End of the season, you're fired. In Trump, boys. Fired. Speaking of Trump, I know y'all saw him, Elon Musk, at that UFC fight. Something going on. And to my white people out there that I'm cool with and love, damn it, I'm going in. I know y'all motherfuckers

planning to escape and I'm escaping with you. Some up And I won't mean Don't leave me out here Bring me with you Bring me with you. I bring value to any situation I go to that's what I do. I Bring value Lot of bullshit going on in the world right now, man. Y'all can say what you want. A lot of people crying, hooting, hollering by Cabala Harry, by Donald Trump, I don't like neither one.

The people you live with don't even like you. Your own husband don't like you. Your own wife don't like you. Your sister, they don't even like your ass. But you expect us to care. You want to find out who put people really, do you really want to find out how people really feel about you? Let them know who you voted for.

Do you hear me? Somebody find out you voted for Kamala, you thought you voted for Trump. Man, they'll fall out with your ass. Politics is the number one thing. You want to know how people really feel about you? Let them know who you voted for. Shit. You could be freeing with a person at the bank,

been giving your ass loans for years. Let them find out who you voted for and who they like. Shit, loan denied. Do you hear me? Loan denied, friendship over. And to my legals, I told you Trump not bullshit. He don't get the army, Navy,

US Marshal. Shit, y'all come. To my legal friends who got businesses right now and the equipment y'all got, come find me. Bubba Morgan 94 at gmail.com. I want to buy y'all the equipment because you ain't going to take 94 at gmail.com. I wanna buy y'all equipment because you ain't gonna be able to take it with you. That's what I'm hearing.

I'm hearing when Trump them come, they coming in like a thief in the night. Even if you with your families, everybody got to go. So if you wanna make a little money before you go back to wherever you from, then come find me. I'm willing to pay top dollar too. I'm willing to pay top dollar too. I'm willing to pay top dollar for your businesses.

Anybody out there want to go hang with me or want to go in with some equity, get with your boy. That's what we on right now. Them illegals ass up out of here. I see them down on the nose of the board. They had a big uh, dually truck. Theyelic truck. They took the side panel, set me miskins fell out. God damn! How y'all breathing? How y'all riding around 20 hours with no water? Shit! Let me find out, my misky friends, y'all part well. Y'all some, y'all some amphibians. I know my misky friends, my spanky friends, and the amphibians even see it. Y'all part of the Bibiens. Y'all got deals. Ain't no goddamn way I can ride in the back of a truck with no water and don't move.

Shit. I don't bet nothing got us caught. They get laying in that mama. Not saying nothing. Shit. Take heart. The Mexican got two hearts. I told y'all that.

That's why I love them two hearts from the best people on this earth and Mexican is not the only one he leaves black some of us illegals and be real some of us illegal right now the boys right now got one hiding and ducking and going to other people houses and and when the house one thing I hate about black people bad you know say we come out be in trouble we'll hide them out same way I ducking and going to other people's houses. And when the house was down, I hate about black people. You know what I'm saying? We come out, be in trouble, we'll hide them out.

Same way I had a cousin who committed the murder, I ain't know nothing about. He hiding out with me. Now he got people hitting me on my DM. Man, I know you hiding them out. When we see you, we gonna do you too. Let me tell you something, fam. You ain't got to do nothing to me.

You can come to my house right now, the door unlocked. He ain't know right now, door unlock in the right night in Syria Kids in no no do nothing. He's coming and taking and go I'll go ahead and call my anus and tell her we lost him That's the least I could do a give her his huh that she lost her baby boy Don't don't be after starting trouble and coming around me, and I don't know what the hell going on Don't be blind side me. Let me know fam. I ain't gonna lie. I done something I ain't supposed to be doing. I wanna know. Can I come kick it with you? And I'm gonna politely tell you hell no. Matter of fact, where you at? No, no, no. I need the lagg- lagg-tube and lunch-tube where you at. Northside Eastway. Uh, what- what address you on? You

hungry? I can overeat you. Give me an address. The whole time I'm singing the family dog or I'm singing the police out of your ass. Just keeping it 100 which I'll date. Everything I'm going through I'm blaming it on the Dallas Cowboy. It's they fault. It's they fault my head hurt. It's you know I'm saying it's they fault me and my girl into it. It's they fault that me and the Indian guy at the store got into it. Motherfucker, do you understand the yogurt? I'm getting tired of coming to you Indian store and you motherfuckers ain't putting on yogurt. You ain't in India no more, muggle. You in America. Put some yogurt on your damn own.

Got all these damn aromas in here and candles in here and everything they'll use I can't purchase what I want purchase cuz I'm smelling arms all motherfucking day got me kind of see if it's mine or not We got a do-bell We gotta do better. That's what's wrong with y'all. Y'all be around y'all friends every day and don't never don't tell them nothing. Some of your friends be musty. You ain't say nothing. What kind of friend are you?

What kind of friend are you? You think if my friend must I ain't gonna tell you? Man you gonna get your big musty ass. I'm running go take a bath somewhere Smell like gavis then be swarming Any stuff with me I got to do better I Got to start being on time for my own damn show. That's not but I'm getting to kill I'm getting me together and I'm getting my team together. Y'all don't deserve to be waiting a minute

or two later on my black ass. No, y'all don't. I'm getting that together. But I'm gonna need y'all to do some shit too. Like button, comment, share. All this shit go together. Another thing I wanna talk about tonight, Nipah Tilsum. Everybody's still talking down on Brunny Jane,

but y'all act like he's starting for the damn Lakers. Y'all act like Brunny's starting. Nepotism, he's daddy, he's dad. What about the other NFL homies that Brunny and they start, I ain't gonna even use that word. I'm gonna use remedial ass children in and let them run the company. Y'all ain't talking about nepotism. Only when LBJ do it. Oh it's cool when y'all do it. But it's a problem when I do it. Yeah we know Bernie James ain't the best of players. We know it. We know he needs some pins on all in that motor. We know it. But he ain't starting for the Lakers. Some of y'all mad. He don't even want to fly commercial. He ain't got to fly commercial. Some of y'all got to realize man. He ain't starting for the Lakers. Some of y'all, man, he don't even want to fly commercial. He ain't got to fly commercial.

Some of y'all got to realize, man, he ain't grow up like we grew up, baby. He grew up different. Your dad is a brun James. Probably the greatest basketball player ever. And I get it, man. So that don't mean he know better than nobody. That's right. We are equal

But this is a miracle you do know that don't you? You do know it's some women out here that you will never get not because you're not good enough as a person Because you ain't got the people That's all you ain't got the people you ain't got the background That's all you ain't got the paper, you ain't got the background, you ain't got the pedigree just like some of you dog breeders. Them damn dogs, some of them dogs y'all got is not full blooded and y'all know it. I ain't never seen a damn Bull Master Frenchie, but my cousin trying to sell me one right now for 15,000, never.

Somebody look up a Bull Master Frenchie. Ain't never saw it in my damn life. But my cousin got a picture of one, that's one of the biggest, beautiful, smallest dogs I ever seen in my damn life. Daddy this tall, mama this tall, the damn dog this tall, stop it. No, damn.

Lord, forgive me. Forgive me, I say I'm gonna work on my attitude y'all I see y'all asking fanatics y'all want the jersey fanatics I want the hat fanatics go and get get you a discount on whatever you want get me so I'm wearing them boy jerseys out there get with fanatics they got the best shirts your team your favorite team the best fanatics. They got the best shirts. Your team, your favorite team, the best fanatics. Go and get it. Letting you know right now you feel good. You feel how you look. I told you I'm a star. And y'all are stars. So act like it. If you a star, then damn it, sign bright. Some of you start doing good in life, you can got a promotion,

but you don't wanna tell your friends cause they gonna think you a nerd, you can move up. No, I wanna do better. You should wanna do better. If you got friends around you and they can't applaud you when you're doing good, get out and round them. I don't wanna hang around people

who don't wanna see me do good. Somebody around you do good, you're supposed to be doing this. Yeah, clapping for them. Yeah, cuz you know one day it could be you and you would want somebody to clap you on, but we gonna do it. We look down our long-a** noses at folks. Mm-hmm. Got that new hire now.

Mm-hmm. See, can they pay for it? Got the new car. at folks. Got that new hire now seeking they pay for it. Got the new car. I bet that bet that no high. Why you worried about it? You ain't paying it. We're our own worst enemies, right? Nepotism, you know, I ain't said nothing to Jerry John. When he got here, a media ass on Stephen John running the cowboy is a nepotism. And then when Bill Billichick had his trash son coaching skills coaching the damn paper y'all can't say nothing to you but when LeBron James do something it's a problem I think we need

to look in the mirror and I ain't part of the giant game but I rock LeBron I'm just keeping the 100 I don't kiss no ass and I ain't how I roll boy ain't part of the Jai and Jai, but I rock with LeBron. I'm just keeping it 100. I don't kiss no ass, and I ain't how I roll. Bo ain't good enough. He need to be in the G League. But all this crying, all this crying for what? If you cry, what the kids gonna do? That's all I'm saying. If you cry, what the kids gonna do?

Too much bullshit going on, we gotta stop it. Another shit going on, Tyrese Maxxie, he done called out Joel Embiid and that's what you supposed to do. Come here, Nicole. Come here. I know you be self-tort, unstoppable when you on the floor. When I got somebody like that, that's what you're doing out the floor. It's been reported that you had been late to every meeting.

I could never stop all that. You want to be a winner, you got to be a legal. I just told you about me being on time. I'm saying I want to be one of the best, but I ain't been on time. So right now I am the best. And I'm down on myself about it. I might not know it, but I am. But I'm doing shit to be.

That's why I was on a body. Y'all might not know it, but I am. But I'm doing shit to be, that's why I was on time today. To LNB meetings? You late? Stop it. You getting too much motherfucking money to be late. You got players looking up to you. People on the bench looking up to you. You know how many people wanna to be in the NBA?

There's some good players right now that y'all been trying about saying they should be here before burning. There's some good players that not getting to leave right now. Quitting they had the opportunity you got and here you is late getting three four hundred million dollars stop it They start cutting them damn chicks y'all are still after my That's all and I'm a eBay owner and my top players coming in late not lean. I'm docking your penny That's all for the doc you pay What my formula one races there we all It's going down in Vegas this weekend, man. All my Formula One drivers out there, man.

Hey, all my fans out there. Hey, if you're a Formula One fan, go down to Las Vegas, man, and turn up, man. I don't know if y'all never been to one of them Formula One races, but man, that shit is super, super fun, man. Super, super good people be out there having fun, drinking, having a good old time watching these boys race.

This real skill race, Mike, you know what watching these boys race. It's real skills race Like no one said you gotta have real skills. I know some of y'all them hell castles out there You're talking about real racing over here formal one You ain't been tapped in you better tap into Real talk, but as far as tyrese maxx and joe mb, they're good friends They'll get it together. But I don't force me saying no winning, I can't see it. Paul Jordan ain't never won.

Breaking them over there ain't gonna change shit. Breaking Paul Jordan over there ain't gonna change shit in Philly. Yeah, players having to call team me. What happened to the coach Nick Nurse? Why you ain't calling no team me? Why you ain't saying nothing to your league or your team? The best player on your team.

We ain't here practicing, he come in late. Y'all go shoot around. Come here, come in my office. I ain't gonna talk back to you in front of nobody. I'm gonna do it right, I'm gonna do it in private. I'm gonna get on your long Nigerian, long nose, look in the ass, come here. This my team, I'm the coach, this my team.

I'm running this. And damn it, when I say I'm meeting at three o'clock, damn it, you better be here at 2.30. And your ass will be in Greece. Your ass will be in Greece. Talk to my oil field people out there for a minute. To my people that's in the oil field, get that money, get your money.

But if you got a family at home, if you got a girlfriend at home, it's time for you to take out some time and bring your ass home. Because I'm tired of sparing these good women. They in need of some meat, and damn it, I've been holding back. And I don't know how long I can hold back.

So I want some of you niggas that got that get next money, get it, but damn it, come home sometime. Cause this whole begging and worshiping. My meat don't work like that. My meat don't work like that. Y'all getting that money and sending it home and she fucking not bow pants legs. You niggas in the oil field better be careful cuz she's sending that money home and baby

girl fucking I'm both pants leg when you call home I heard are we a great hey baby hey stay out the extra week I'm trying to get this and that look at she trying to get some more meat before you get there. Cause she know when you come home, you gonna be ready, bucko. Yeah, you gonna be ready. Be careful. Homeboy girlfriend right now, fucking out both pants, Lee. She don't think I know it, but I know the whole new body. Guess what? I'm getting her DM next week.

Look at you. I know fam gonna be gone 30 days. Shit, and I know you been sleeping with such and such. Shit, I'm next. He telling me all these tricks and shit you doing. I want you to trick on me too. I want all that swirling and shit. I'm going in. Don't you deny me.

Don't you deny me. I tell you. I'll stop all your damn rendezvous. That's one thing about me, you can't let me know nothing. I tell you, I blackmail your ass. Wait my partner saying you throwing that shit back, I'm dying to find out. I'm not bullshitting you.

I'm down to calling my cousin out. Fam, if you stay out there 60 days or 30 days, I'm dying to find out. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm down there calling my cousin. Now, fam, if you stay out there 60 days or 30 days, boy, that chick will bloom. I'm talking about you, boy, you gonna be up. Stay there and got them. I go by there and feed your horses and shit. At least I can do.

We family, right? We family, right? You see, put meatesh. Put meat to? Put the straight meat giving a real head. After alpha? After sheesh. Giving an after alpha. The 2025 iHeart Podcast Awards are coming. This is the chance to nominate your podcast

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I see Everybody out late. I talked about Tyson the other day I guess I gotta talk to the body did y' see my types to have his ass out like a stripper What's six shit going on? You game 250,000 to have his ass out Put mine out tomorrow somebody paid me and whoever somebody give me 250 I'm showing mine Y'all ain't saying nothing about Tyson about getting his money. Don't say nothing about me getting mine.

My ass coming out next. Who gonna give me some money? Pennzo or what you had? Lucas or what you had? Anything that sell baby on. They say Pete Diggie in I right now playing strip poker. Oh, he got the money, he money long. And them inmates will do whatever he want them to do.

They did it. You don't think Diddy and I having a ball? Shit. Got too much money. He got too much money. Shit. Them inmates doing whatever they want they ripping each other apart in this scene

he did it well enough with him ripping each other apart that goddamn moon's been like booty and all God damn moon's been like booty and all. And Welch is great, and Biggie is ours. Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotizing me. And I just love your freaky ways. Yeah, Diggy never letting you know he ain't here. Well, freaky diggy.

Diggy'll make love to a salamander? I'm not sure What did she did it rub get that baby all on his skin and get freaky? Just ain't dope When no niggas get on dope they get freaky Did it were freaking in the motherfucking rooms. I don't know if he had casino night, but he was freaking. I saw Joggy said, made that song, y'all know he was signing.

Joggy said, was signing to him. Freaking you. Let me lick you up and down. You say stop. I say Diddy was in the back when they were producing they wrote have his eyes on? Hey boy, she did a freak He ain't the only one some more freaks out there too, and they gonna come to the light too You watch you watch how this shit play out

Did you? He ain't the only one freaking him. He's a bad motherfucker. Y'all don't want to give him his props, though. Y'all want to down the man because he's a, yeah, we know he's a scumbag. Hell, some of you scumbags. Hell, I thought I was feeling good about myself. I Googled myself yesterday. Didn't nothing come up. Man, I'm mad.

I thought I was somebody. I Googled me, then shit popped up. Boy, my feelings hurt. I thought I would get my bluffing on these hoes. You know I'm somebody, you know. Shit, yeah, I know shit. I ain't shit. My net worth negative 30 dollars. Justin fired up they gym, Joe Douglas, Google, and I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. My net worth negative 30 hours. Justin fired they gym Joe Douglas good. Aaron Rodgers next. Y'all fine. Everybody except Aaron Rodgers. He don't want to need to go. Ain't woofer damn no more. more. I went up there to New York and wasted your name of time.

Your name is royalty. Meant coat worn, only ring in the New York jazz history, mother- Joe Nance. A-Rod, I thought you were going to run up there to New York and save him but to no avail. Baby doh white. A-Rod thought he gonna run up to New York and save him but to no avail Baby, don't wipe. He looked at white men did nice and told it that Hey me That's why I get 30% Commanders who the best of the cowboy y'all know down whether commander's gonna win that game

win that game. Cowboy ain't winning shit. They too busy. Pug them niggas with drinking tequila, Hennessy, Doucet, Ace of Spades all night with thoughts. Some bad built thoughts at that. Cowboy ain't winning shit. They drunk all the damn time. Hell, your favorite player on the team smoked blocker miles. I ain't gonna say that name, but your favorite player on the Cowboy smoked blocker miles. You can't trust now n***a that smoked blocker miles

that playing football. That's all I'm saying. Now when they retire, that's good. But right now, playing football smoking black shit Whole lot shit going on man You're watching a lot of things going on you mean I heard wearing matching pajamas with your girl and that motherfucker Got matching pajamas with her side nigga, too Y'all take it family picture. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she gonna took the same motherfucking photo with the side nigga too. Y'all taking family pictures, mm-hmm. Yeah, she gonna took the same motherfucking photo

with the next nigga. Here you is smiling like everything good, like you the only one getting it. No, you're not. Somebody else getting some of your vanilla pudding fam. She say he got better vanilla waffles. See, that's what wrong with y'all when y'all make banana pudding. Some of y'all vanilla wafers be soggy.

I like mine crunchy. See I be going getting them all brand vanilla wafers. You gotta get the real deal. The ones in the yellow box, come here. Gotta put vanilla abstract in there. Everybody can't make banana pudding. They claim they can, but they can't. Only a few.

Only a handful. Had this one young chick go in the kitchen the other day. Told her, you know, I'm from the old school. I don't want no nothing. Make me some meatloaf. Shit. That motherfucker was in there sweating bricks. Whole face done turned red.

She was dead. I'ma be honest, I don't know how to make meatloaf. You know, I know you don't. I know you don't know how to make meatloaf. But I got meatloaf for you. I'ma be back in the bedroom. Again, you got damn right. I've been buying you clothes from designer clothes

and designer shoes. I will designer ass. Time I come in this room to it, cause Roast Boyz got me on hard. Never been with a guy like you. It's always on the hard. And you. And you, is that all you think about?

And you. You ain't doing nothing else, but on your phone and in my fake account, that mean I'm gonna be in you. Pushing inside you can't explain the way you feel all I want to do is be with you Y'all know about that old masterpiece? Gotta put something on their mind when they come over You want you?

You want to go on that trip? You want all in? I want first class hills Better get in shape, fuck with me Better join you some kind of planet fitness, LA fitness I don't give a damn some fitness cuz I'm feeding something you I'm not bullshit I'm a shit dog I'll be thinking I like diddy but I be fucking you think about what they'll be doing? Shit, getting off. Getting off.

Another boy, shit, I love them phone calls. I just dropped them off at school. Shit, I'm right down the road. You want some breakfast? Huh, what you want? Wuggle burger? What you want? Mickey D, Wendy, Chick-fil-A chicken with egg on top.

Whatever you want, I got it. And it's gonna be hot when I deliver it to them gonna eat. I'm gonna give you 45 minutes to digest and get good. They get a roast one time to get into my bloodstream. And when they get in my bloodstream, I get the moving like that. I put the music on. She think I'm dancing for her. I'm dancing to get this shit in my bloodstream. Cause when it go down, mighty Joe, woo! I'm going down through hell with no condom. If you're new here,

you're gonna learn something about me. It's nothing but entertainment going on over here. And if you wanna know some fun facts, I'm gonna do trivia. Do I have sex on the first night? You got damn right. It's in the Bible, right? It's in the Bible By one

Sad give any man Sex on the first night with no hesitation You won't be submissive give it up on the first night not even give it up I'm talking I give you a good sloppy head on the first night first night not even give it up i'm talking about getting a good sloppy head on the first night shoot girl you gonna prosper i bullshit you might have five hours in your bank account right now but if you follow my rules and guidelines you'll have 1500 by sunday you will have 1500 by sunday and why i always got to be on me you women should go ahead and say on the first day yes it's not unl only like to do that

It's undummy like if you don't do it Christmas time coming up and you look boy already told you want the PS5 want the legacy And you'll make enough money for it because the daddy already happened to what you gonna do You won't be selfish you gonna be selfish enough not to give your son a dollar what they want He killed you know our future But we should give them whatever they want ladies I expect better from y'all and I need y'all to step up to the plate this year and Still fucking up one pain leg. I need y'all fucking out both pants legs and it should start this week

Thanksgiving next week you already complaining you ain't got no grocery and you're gonna you're in our stamps You better get down with the kid down Check your DM right now. I mean that motherfucker waving like me don't say You want a good Thanksgiving you want your family finally come over and eat with you? I got $375. I can see me right now. You can get you some dressing, you can get you a henny, you can get you some greens, mac and cheese, two buckets of chicken, some cornbread, bake you two cakes, three pies.

Thanksgiving. Amen. Let's eat. Let's eat. So what's the holdup? Let's see. Let's see. So what's the hold up? Let's see. People ask me, probably you saw y'all don't know people ask me, but spoiler is the hell now ask me a couple questions. I'll let you know if it's hell or not.

Bubba Dubb, would you ever work in the oil field? Hell no. You take a real man and do what you ever work in the oil field. Hell no It take a real man in a real woman to work in the oil field. But the door can't do it Why I got to watch my own page? I Got to watch I got to watch my hand house No, I might have kids watching no dub Domini down just a little bit. I gotta watch my hand houses too many boxes Coyotes bobcats that love chicken. I can't do that. And I'm 400 miles away.

I got to be a worker. Shit. I'm not working in no damn oil field. Hell no. Would you let your cousin move in with you? You know what I'm saying? If he was down on his luck, hell no. He better find a shelter

hell no I don't believe all that moving in with me shit my own fam I get you a room I get you into a shelter but moving in with me when I got an old lady would she like to walk around really with nothing on because that's the way I like my girl walk around with not that long because I have access to it at all time. We'll talk about my girl rock around Come on Come on Netflix and she Netflix and me that's what you did Trans everyday Wanna make McCoy trash Trash of the day Going to Mike McCartney Trash Ain't won a home game yet

Do you hear me? I'm one home game yet But yeah, he still got a job make it make sense him and Jerry got something going on I don't know what he did. He got on Jerry John, but Mike McCartney got some he got on Jerry John but Mike McCartney got some on. Hopefully I can hit the like button by the day. Hopefully you can begin to come miss chopping nigga. Hopefully you done done all that. 25 people online I have over 2,500 likes. I bet I don't. I bet 150 dollars right now when I log off I don't even have 2,500 likes.

That's how y'all do me. That's how y'all do the president make you laugh, make your stomach hurt. That's how y'all do me. Don't do me like that. Tap in with your boy. Like I say, I want some hats, jerseys and stuff. Know I got the bubble dub on the bag, man. Y'all want to be? Let me know.

We're going to make this happen, man. If y'all want this merch, I got you. Straight from Nages. I get you get discounts and everything, man. If you got a team, you got to start rocking it. You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star.

You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star. You got to be a rock star. If y'all want this merch, I got you. Straight for Naggers. You get discounts and everything, man. If you got a team, you gotta start rocking the merch, man. You gotta start rocking your team jersey or your shirts and everything, man. Yeah, for Naggers, I'll make that happen for you.

Promise you that. Thank y'all for watching today, man. I'm gonna be in Abilene, Texas on Friday. Texas City, Saturday at the Texas Convention Center. Tap in. Tap in with your boy. See y'all tomorrow night. Peace and bless and love, I'm out.

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