Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - BUBBA DUB GOES OFF ON HIS BABY MOMMA & LUKA'S ABOUT HIS FITNESS AND WHAT THE LAKERS NEED!!!

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Get ready for a WILD ride as Bubba Dub breaks it all down no filter, no holding back! From questioning his son’s paternity  to calling out folks with bad hygiene (wash yo a**!), NOTHING is ...off-limits in this episode!Topics Covered:The DNA Test Dilemma – Is Bubba’s son REALLY his?!Hygiene Rant – Some of y’all need to get in the shower ASAP!Dating Standards – Why keeping it real is the only way!NBA Talk – Lakers struggles, Luka looking sluggish, and what teams NEED to fix!Boxing Breakdown – Ryan Garcia vs. Rolly Romero… WHO YOU GOT?!Big Announcement – Bubba Dub’s new independent movie “Snitching” is on the way!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Our iHeart Radio Music Awards are coming back Monday March 17th on Fox. Starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, iHeart Radio, LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga. iHeart Icon Award recipient, Mariah Carey. And iHeart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. How serious is youth vaping?
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Starting point is 00:02:14 Welcome this Thursday morning. You know, I'm trying to get it in before I get on the road and do these shows, you know. Been missing y'all, man. So I'm trying to go live more and more as I possibly can Hit the like button of course hit the subscribe button when you do subscribe to the bubble dub So make sure you keep your notifications turned on But before I even get started today, man, I pray everybody have a blessed day. I pray everybody start drinking water I pray everybody start eating healthy to my people that's watching the show. We have any diabetics watching this show Take care of yourself.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Seriously though. There's too many of us black people getting out of arms and legs because I would do the diabetes, do us not taking care of ourselves. Ain't nothing cool. Ain't nothing cool about not being healthy, man. You got to be you got to be healed. That's number one. We want you here for a long time. So let's take care of ourselves, please.
Starting point is 00:03:02 And let's start going to the doctor. Let's start waiting until our motherfucking eyeballs pop out. And then, I think I should go now. Nah, motherfucker, you should have been and went. But nevertheless though, man, let's have a good time today, man. What I'm coming to talk to y'all about today, y'all. I got some shit going on in my life, and I need y'all to help me with this bullshit. And it's just simple, man.
Starting point is 00:03:31 My son, my son got my baby mama play brother shoulders. Now hear me out now, I ain't got no big motherfucking shoulders like Derrick Henry or nothing, but my baby mama play brother do, my son do. I wasn't good at sports, but my son's going five touchdowns a motherfucking game. Do you hear me? I'm five foot seven. My son five, five and 10 years old right now. Something ain't right.
Starting point is 00:03:54 That ain't my goddamn son. Ain't no way this nigga my son. I went done. I'm talking my five six touchdown every damn game. I got small shoulders. My son shoulder like Gary Henry out there. And she out there. Nicky Eggman he just like you. Knowing the hell hell he not He got your play brother shoulders. He got your play brother dimples. He I don't go to your damn play, bro So man right I'm Man I love my son, but he not my motherfucking son. So people calling me man. You got some I ain't got shit What the fuck I died?
Starting point is 00:04:47 I'm supposed to be excited at them games. I can't be like run little dub now. I'm gonna say this nigga And this nigga got a got a got a shirt made Baby mama full of shit and she know it I Been asking for a DNA test for the last four years You don't need it. You just like man fuck all that. I want a test now N***a cold response. I wasn't cold motherf***er. I was in the band I was in the band Had time. I'm out there marching on the damn field and shit.
Starting point is 00:05:27 That was me. Now you telling me I got a son? That's cold? Never. Ain't nobody in my family ever been good as boys. Nigga, we are robbers. My family is robbers and thieves. And dopeheads. We ain't got nobody that's athletic.
Starting point is 00:05:46 No. That athletic ain't athletic bones in my goddamn family. That's all I'm saying to you. Robbers, killers, and dopeheads. That shit don't run through my veins. Oh, sports car. Man, y'all gotta come see this little motherfucker play. I'm talking about people coming from all over to watch him.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I ain't never seen no shit like this in my life. My mama been telling me, but I ain't been trying to do her talk. You know, I'm saying who my daddy You trying to tell me a man, but who my daddy It's always people trying to tell you something about you, but won't tell you nothing about them Mama going around tell everybody that ain't my son. You ain't know who my father is mama You ain't ain't been lying to me for years. I seen that man you said was my father. He said he don't even fucking know you. That you a liar. That's just what he said. Now I don't know but he say I ain't his son.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Hell that man Meskie, look at me. Look at me, that man Meskie, look at me. Just going through some shit this morning, y'all just want to talk to y'all for a minute, man. We're going to get to the sports in a little bit, but right now I got to get some shit out of my chest. I had my little person who cleaned my house. So little Murillo, had my little Murillo come over and clean my house up, get it all cleaned and shit.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I had company come over and see it. God damn it, it's about to go down. God damn, I done took two or three of them God damn honey packs. But you know what? I can't stop shitting. Soon as I throw a shit in the door, the bell rings, it's her.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I have to tell her, shit, you got to go back. I'll catch you tomorrow. My stomach been fucked up off them honey pets. I ain't taking no damn moat. I been turning that damn commode up. Bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I'm shitting in the old hall at the same damn time. What they do that at? Do you hear me? I'm shitting in the old hall at the same damn time. My booty hold raw right now.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I'm shitting too damn much, pause. My shit on fire. God my ass, I'm hungry fast, ain't got no sign of fear. You a damn lie. She was so disappointed, hell I was so damn disappointed. Can't believe you got me rigged, and you over a game, can't stop shit, who does that? But you gotta be careful what you say, cause that's what she said to me, oh shitty booty ass, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Don't take back. So I had her come over earlier. God damn it, my stomach ain't hurt no more. Get over here. On some mobile combat shit. Get over here. Man, she got over her, man. That little pretty motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I'm talking about bad. Woo. Hey, Lil Wayne face. Woo. She got over her. I got to hitting that motherfucker for about 15 strokes. Hey, Lil Wayne face, woohoo! She got over, I got the hit in that motherfucker for about 15 strokes. All of a sudden she starts stinkin'. Get your funky ass up outta here!
Starting point is 00:09:14 You fine and funky, what they do at it? Now you just left the house, you should know if your shit ain't up the bar. How you come drive over here and your shit stain? Watch your asshole. Don't get in the shop. Matter of fact, get in the tub. This hoe gonna tell me how long I got to stay in the... until you wrinkle. Fuck till you're a winkle. That's, y'all correct me if I'm wrong, man. There's no way grown people should be funky. You got to wash your ass.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It's very important. Very important to wash your ass, baby. I don't give a damn how good you look. I don't give a damn how many surgeries you got. I don't give a damn how good you look. I don't give a damn how many surgeries you got. I don't give a damn about none of that. Wash your ass. And wash it good, don't really do. You want me?
Starting point is 00:10:16 I might wanna go down now. Yeah, I might wanna go on there. I might wanna go deep sea diving. So we got kids watching, you know, I gotta watch how I see it. I might wanna go deep sea diving, but I can't go around them, cause it smells like a seafood ball.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I like seafood ball, but I don't want my work to smell like no seafood ball. What they do there then? Who teaching y'all hoes? Who? Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. I never had them kind of problems with Nadine.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I ain't never had no. These young hoes is nothing but savage titles y'all. That's another example. Savage title, pretty, fine, but cat funky. That's savage titles man. That is goddamn savage titles and I feel like all the females that's on social media it should be a button if you got funky pussy and I mean funky vagina and your page should be restricted Your page should be restricted if you got funky vagina
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, well, what's up, man? How y'all doing this morning, man, what's up, man? How y'all doing this morning, man? All right? I'm going through all kinds of shit, man. Y'all don't even understand what I'm feeling this morning. Some shit like this happened. It started last night with the die real from the honey patch. Now this morning, this doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I don't wake up to have to have a funky bajal. Funky! What's wrong? People don't want to watch their ass no more? I know people who used to go to work musty. You can't spare yourself? Did you not know you funky? Come on, it gets common sense, y'all, as a people. Man, you go to the gym, workout, you're like, man, I got to go to gym workout. You like man. I gotta get home to the shower man I'm kind of musty right now and you don't I don't even know what to say no more man. It's like I
Starting point is 00:12:37 Don't know if you if you around someone okay, let's do this today people. Let's do this You in a relationship you would a girl fellas you wouldn't a girl or whatever with the whoo And she's stank How do you tell her she stink? That's I'm asking you how do you tell a girl she stink is it the right way to do it Oh, is this the only kind of way to do it to tell her she's stank And why y'all doing that? Why y'all typing that fellas, let me hear me out. Hear me out. These ladies talking about y'all too.
Starting point is 00:13:07 They say y'all balls stink. That's just what these women saying. You always want some head, but your balls funky. That's what we doing? Musty, musty meats. Work both ways. Women can't be the only one clean fellas.
Starting point is 00:13:24 We gotta be clean too. We can't be the only one clean, fellas. We gotta be clean, too. We can't be asking for head in our dickstink. That ain't gonna work. That will not work in 2025. You got to go wash your shit off in the sink or something, dawg. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday March 17th on Fox. Starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nelly, your host, iHeart Radio, LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight?
Starting point is 00:13:55 Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient Lady Gaga, iHeart Icon Award recipient Moriah Carey, and iHeart Breakthrough recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. How serious is youth vaping? Irreversible lung damage serious, one in 10 kids vape serious, which warrants a serious conversation from a serious parental figure like yourself. Not the seriously know-it-all sports dad or the seriously smart podcaster. It requires a serious conversation that is best had by you. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention.
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Starting point is 00:16:25 And a lot of you men out here with musty meats, growing out here a raw dog in the hole and causing the whole pH balance to be off. Cause these niggas meats musty ladies. That's what it is. Yous laying up with musty meat and milk. But want to tell me you got standards. No you don't. You ain't got no damn standards.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Sitting up here perpetrating, cause a lot of women do, sitting up here and perpetrating like you the prize. You ain't the motherfucking prize. You got three kids, three different motherfucking baby daggers, can't keep a job, attitude bad, cat funky, you got 55 scars on your body from them damn surgeries, and you trying to tell me you gonna prize? No! You ain't shit. Trash. Y'all be making niggas feel like they,
Starting point is 00:17:15 y'all lie to they league when you, when you not. Me be scared to approach y'all, because you dressed up and all this and designing. Your homegirl stole it Let's talk about all this design shit some of you women got your homegirl stole that shit You ain't bought a motherfucking thing. You ain't even bought your kids enough for school. Your mama and daddy did that So with me and some of these men see y'all and all this high designer shit that feel intimidated man She high dollar.
Starting point is 00:17:47 That bitch ain't got more than $150 in her savings. We gotta stop perpetrating. Either you got it or you don't. Fellas, start letting these women know if you got it or you don't. That's all. And she don't wanna fuck with you when you down. She can't fuck with you when you up We do too much capping
Starting point is 00:18:09 Let them know I'm too real look I ain't got stay 48 money I'm I got Applebee, Chili's money. That's what I got We can go there and get a nice good motherfucking meal nice conversation We can go back to your spot or my spot either or don't matter to me. Do I wanna fuck? You damn right. But if I don't get none, I'm good. I'm good with that. But we have to be upfront with one another in this world today. That's all I'm saying, man. Like my home, like I got a home girl, right? She got three different niggas last names on her back. Ain't none of them hers.
Starting point is 00:18:47 You hear me? She got three different niggas last names on her back. Ain't none of them hers. And had a nerve to tell me, hook me up with Floyd. Never! I'm hooking you up with a doctor, cause she's sick.
Starting point is 00:19:03 You sick. I done watched that same tongue ring in your mouth the last 18 years, been on 75 niggas. You ain't changed that damn tongue ring not one time. But one, come over here and get a scoop of my ice cream. Make you crazy. Take the whole damn bowl, I don't want it. You trying to say I got something? I'm trying to say you got bumps all around your motherfucking little bit ears. You got something?
Starting point is 00:19:33 I don't know what it is, but you got something. And you think I would never? Now you get rude? Now I'm being honest with your ass. That's the problem. Ain't nobody being honest with you because you're a pretty little motherfucker and you can pretty much get everything you want But you're not getting it over him. You won't get anything for me. I'm gonna give you some good advice Take your musty funky ass to the dock
Starting point is 00:19:58 Pulling out that old ass my chore that my chore was in damn 2019. It's 2020, ho, updated. Updated. I get to my kids, my baby to the doctor. You shoulda checked in your damn self. These women ain't doing right. They done got they damn taxes. They ain't giving us no care. God damn, they ain't giving us the money they say they gonna give us. They gonna forget all about us.
Starting point is 00:20:28 But guess what? That's okay. Cause that tax money gonna run out by May. And guess who they gonna be calling again? Us. And God damn it don't be their phone. Right away I got me one of them Elon Musk female robots. God damn right. God damn it Samantha, get in here and give me some head. And don't make me repeat myself. I ain't about you all, I got this robot.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I'm gonna run through this motherfucking robot. Do you hear me? When I wake up in the morning, I want some head. At 1.30, I want some head. I got that program. When company come over, got damn robot in the garage. When company leave the garage back, god damn robot back in the house with me. I'm laying up with the robot. Don't judge me, man, I bought it.
Starting point is 00:21:19 I can do what the hell I want with my robot. And I'm making love to it too. Give it down. Bubba, you crazy. You sick. And? And you. And you. See, y'all see the way that goddamned robot leg spread like an eagle? Hey, y'all ever seen a bald eagle in a miracle? You see them wings spread? That's how that god damn robot legs spread. Come here.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I be dressing that robot up in every god damn thing too. Got a sundress on right now. I wish I could show y'all but no. I raise that motherfucking sundress up on that robot and tell her spread out. What'd you say master? Spread out. Oh yeah god damn. I say, master? Sprout. Oh, yeah, god damn it. I'm not, who wrote this motherfucker?
Starting point is 00:22:09 Oh, yeah, I'm rewriting history. I'm rewriting history in this motherfucker now. See, I'm just telling y'all what's going, I don't want y'all to repeat this shit. Now I'm telling y'all, now we family. I'm only telling y'all this shit, cause we family. I don't want y'all going back repeating the shit I'm saying, man. That's all I'm telling y'all now, now we family. I'm only telling y'all this shit because we family. I don't want y'all going back repeating the shit I'm saying, man.
Starting point is 00:22:27 That's all I'm saying. Don't judge me and I won't judge you. All I'm saying is, fellas, you can get you one of them motherfucking robots and they'll do everything in the world you want them to do. And yes, it feel like the real thing, too. I'm not bullshitting you. I'll be having that robot squirt from across this goddamn room. I'm not gonna... That robot be squirt, Phil. Guess what I'm listening to when I'm hitting that robot.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Okay. Come here. Come here. Hey, Mr. DJ. Mr. DJ won't you slow his party down. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ. Hey, Mr. DJ, Mr. DJ, won't you slow this party down slowly? And I'm drinking T.O.'s, you know? They robot different between Don Julio and T.O., but I do. I'm drinking T.O. with the robot, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:28 How y'all doing this morning man? Hopefully I got y'all up this morning man. Make sure you go and get them Wiggle Womba tickets. I'm in New Orleans this Friday damn it. If you ain't seen me on stage, you're trash. Come to see me, smoothie team. We go to the moon. Saturday night, I'm in Alabama. Lake Saban. Well, yeah. Feeling good, man. I'm in a good place in my life right now, man. Well, I'm at a point in my life now. I don't give a damn what people say or think about me. I'm here to do a job. I'm here to entertain y'all. I'm here to get shit off y'all minds. and damn it, that's what I'm gonna do. Not holding back no more,
Starting point is 00:24:09 not worrying about it, this person think this, fuck him! And Bernie Macboy, fuck him! If people don't like you for who you are, fuck him! If you see a female walking down the street, and you driving, and you want a high leather, stop the damn car, get out and shoot your shot. All she can tell you either yes or no. That's all.
Starting point is 00:24:35 These women want, I want a real man. I want real bitch, everything on you fake. I'll ass is her ass and everything else. But you want to live a ball You gotta make it made see ya I'll be toasting going on with my whole girl. Yeah, bitch them whole going to jail tomorrow for stealing We gotta stop capping for the world. We gotta start living for us.
Starting point is 00:25:05 You know what I'm saying? We gotta start living for us, man. I don't give a damn how much jewelry you got. That shit don't matter to me. Or you're taking care of yourself. Or you're taking care of your family. That's all that matters to me. We ain't out here, fellas, we ain't out here getting this money to impress these hoes.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Never. We out here to get this money to take care of our families. That's what it's about. Y'all got the game backwards. I understand some of y'all ain't used to getting no vagina. I get it. Getting a little money, now you in a wild life. I get it.
Starting point is 00:25:38 But don't lose focus. Don't lose focus fam. You can have your fun, but stack that paper. Stack that paper. Cause you know how it is when you ain't got it. You know the feeling when you broke? You know the feeling when you broke, it ain't a good feeling. So if you don't want to feel that way again, when you do get you some money, stack it.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Let your homeboys go out and buy them cars and jewelry, let them go ahead. Nah, I'm chilling fam, I ain't in there. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get their stuff. Let them go ahead and get stack it. Let your homeboys go out and buy them these cars and jewelry. Let them go ahead. Nah, I'm chilling fam, I ain't in there. I am. Three months later, all that shit they got, they trying to sell it. Not only they trying to sell them cars and jewelry, they gonna sell their ass too,
Starting point is 00:26:24 if somebody had a cone That's all I'm saying this morning to y'all man the people who go the hardest sometime get the lease Man y'all could be ten thousand people on her we ain't even got a thousand on the line is more You know, let's stand what I'm saying people who go hard get the lease but I won't be discouraged no it's gonna come a time when you gonna be so many people on this line this shit gonna freeze up that's all I'm saying gotta be patient body tap through the stone and jeez it boys I just want to get that off my chest this morning. That's just what i'm going through now We can get to the we can get to the uh, we can get to the sports right now
Starting point is 00:27:14 Um, the rockets beat the suns last night. I was at that game matter of fact Lakers done failed to the uh, the fourth spot right now with lebron being out. I'm laker fans It's gonna be okay bruh. Bron will be back next week sometime. If that motherfucker on the bench walking around in them, what you call them? Them bikey Jordans, them red ones, whatever color. If he over there, he gonna be all right. Bron gonna be all right.
Starting point is 00:27:40 But we're in the full spot right now, Luca. Bron ain't here. You the man, this your team, Luca. Braun ain't here. You the man. This your team. God damn it, Legos. I want you to know, for the players, when you're going to the locker room, you normally have cookies, donuts, stout bars, all that shit in the locker room. Not no damn more for you, Luca.
Starting point is 00:28:00 No, you're a fat boy. Oh yeah, Luca, you're a fat boy. You love cake. Ain't no more goddamn cakes in the locker room until you put down this damn weight I won't allow I didn't talk to goddamn Jenny bus me Jenny bus talk last night I told her what I think that what could help this team and she said you know what I'm listening Damn it. You should have been listening to me. I told her, ain't no more snacks.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Ain't no, no, no. Another thing, I said, you need to tell Rob Pelinkle, he need to go out there and get me JaVale McGee. God damn, he ain't it. He ain't it. Go get me yellow bone ass JaVale McGee. Tonight, when we play, we're going play goddamn defense. We're gonna get back in transition. We're gonna start communicating together. Luka, you're gonna start taking
Starting point is 00:28:52 better shots. You're gonna stop getting ripped. Goddamnit. And goddamnit, you're gonna play, you're gonna give a child on the court from me. You're gonna give a child. Ain't no halfway in this business. That's what's wrong with someone's now. We want to do shit halfway Now we got to go all out. We got to put it all on the motherfucking line We got my hair Getting down with these holes. I ain't wearing no condom. I'm putting it all on I trust them. I don't Baby you got some me either come here
Starting point is 00:29:24 You got to put it on the line, whatever you love whatever you believe in you got to put it on the line Well, you got a wash you washing cars for a living you got to put it on the motherfucking line You got to let people know when you come get your car clean by me. It's gonna be clean. Yes. It's gonna leave her spark Yeah, whatever you do put your heart mind and body and soul into it and good things gonna come. That's all I'm saying. We ain't halfway doing shit. We ain't halfway liking people. Either we rocking with you or we not.
Starting point is 00:29:53 We ain't halfway doing a motherfucking thing. No, we ain't halfway getting no good smoke either. We want the best smoke. We ain't halfway getting a good woman. We want the best woman. That's what we doing. We don't want one of these halfway ass mixed breed dogs. You want full-blooded dogs. You niggas selling us miss breed ass dogs for full-blooded prices? No!
Starting point is 00:30:15 I ain't never seen a goddamn Mitchie Rockwaller until I seen one last Sunday My pastor after church told me come over to his house and see his killers. He got full-blooded rock-walkers. I ain't never seen no goddamn rock wall of this tall nigger. Never. Now let that church say amen. Nigger told me he'd charge me $3,500 before I beat down. I would never give my pastor no $3,500. Reason why? All the money I put in church and goddamn it when I fell fell off I told the church I need y'all to pay my life bill pass that like you can he didn't get my goddamn at my word I'm calling he ain't else
Starting point is 00:30:55 Just what I did I pulled up the church So I'm wrong I Want to pass a look me dead in my motherfucking eye, nigga. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And whatever you take in the day, god damn it, I want some of it. Put good money in church, never between me and God. But when I fell on hard time, my pastor and my church wasn't there for me. But when I was getting all that money and I was giving it to them,
Starting point is 00:31:21 because they was in my ear, boy, it's more blessed to give than to receive. You know you right, that's what the Bible say. That ain't what you say. That's what the Bible say. So I was giving that motherfucker. I probably gave 15 bands that year to the church. But when old Doug fell off, the church wasn't going to be there for me.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I'll be there. I'll be there. We going to be there for the people who been there for us. Nobody get left behind. Do you hear what been up for us nobody get left behind Do you rest from to nobody get left behind man? If you can done some good deeds, it's gonna come back to you That's all I'm saying Our I heart radio music awards are coming back Monday March 17th on Fox starring bad bunny Glowrilla Kenny Chesney money long Nelly your host
Starting point is 00:32:08 Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, I Heart Radio, LL Cool J, are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus I Heart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga, I Heart Icon Award recipient, Moriah Carey, and I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th at 8, 7 Central. How serious is youth vaping? Irreversible lung damage serious, 1 in 10 kids vape serious, which warrants a serious conversation from a serious parental figure like yourself. Not the seriously know-it-all sports dad or the seriously smart podcaster. It requires a serious conversation that is best had by you. No, seriously, the best person to talk to
Starting point is 00:32:45 your child about vaping is you. To start the conversation, visit TalkAboutVaping.org, brought to you by the American Lung Association and the Ad Council. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious somebody violated the FBI and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them,
Starting point is 00:33:19 do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the god damnest love story you've ever heard. I picked up the phone and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention.
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Starting point is 00:34:20 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Type in trash with the two H's once again. If you need help trying to do this prize pick stuff, get me up on IG, BubbaDub94. I will walk you through the steps. I also will be putting my picks up today. I don't always hit. Hear me out now. So I'm gonna say you gotta do it on your own. I put my picks up there and God damn it,
Starting point is 00:34:58 you might say, nah, I don't think he gonna do that. Then you gonna do it. But that's what we doing. If you can't watch this show, but you can listen to it, go to Apple Podcasts, go to Spotify, download the Bubba Dubb show right now. Stop bullshitting. Download. You rock with me,
Starting point is 00:35:12 because I know y'all rocking with me, man. Go and download this shit, man. Start sharing this shit, getting this shit out to the world, man. These people got to know who I am, man. Y'all do. Y'all know me, but a lot of people don't. Share me. Share meall know me, but a lot of people don't. Share me.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Share me with the world, baby. Don't keep me to yourself, goddamn it. The world need to hear some of this shit. The world need to hear some of this inspiration shit that we got going on. The world need to hear about the Bubba Dub story. And I'm slowly telling y'all this shit as we go. Like if you can read between the lines on the bullshit I be saying, but for the most part, I'm telling you my life, I'm telling telling y'all this shit as we go. Like if you can read between the lines on the bullshit I be saying,
Starting point is 00:35:45 but for the most part I'm telling you my life, I'm telling you my struggle, I'm telling you where I been, I'm telling you where I'm going. That's all I'm saying to y'all today. If I can do what I'm doing, I know damn well y'all can do it too. But I also know it takes help and it does,
Starting point is 00:36:02 but you gotta help yourself first. You gotta believe that whatever you doing, you gotta believe you can do it. You gotta believe you can be the best and you gotta have a great attitude about it. There's so many people that I used to reach out to that can have a motherfucking thing to say to me at all. But now them same people that I reached out to, they reaching out to me now. They wanna do business now. I could be an asshole, I could be arrogant,
Starting point is 00:36:27 I ain't fucking with y'all, but I'm here for one reason. Let's get this, man. I put my feelings to the side. Sometimes you gotta put your pride to the side and get the money. I'm not beefing with nobody. Huh? I'm mad at you because you didn't respond to my DM four, five years ago? I'm beefing with what? I'm not beefing with nobody Huh? I'm mad at you cuz you didn't respond to my DM for five years ago. I'm
Starting point is 00:36:47 No You want to be? But let's get this contract sign right here. They're getting black and white right here. Let my lawyer go over. It's legit. Yes, sir Mr. Morley got them in the store Let's go That's what we don't do in your business and all Let's go. That's why we don't do business in the hall.
Starting point is 00:37:08 That's the hall. I don't miss friendship with business. You're trying to book me for a show? You don't have to go through my agent. You're not going through me for no show. No. You be brother, sister, mother. I don't give a... You gonna go through my agent
Starting point is 00:37:20 if you want me for anything, business, anything. Like kids. Friendship. I can do my age if you want me for anything, business, anything. Like kids. Friendship, ain't paying no bill. You know what I'm saying? Girl, we cool, you feel like you should get a deal. It's the business. Some of y'all got businesses, but your friends and family think you should give them hookups.
Starting point is 00:37:44 We love Walmart theups. We love Wild Maw to death but we going there and Wild Maw is the motherfucker telling you can pay half and pay half later? Hell no. And they billionaires and we not. So what make you think I should do it and they don't? Watch people like that that come around you. They expect you to get them a deal because you know them or you... Hell no. Whatever my tab is, that's my tab. You ain't gotta pay it, that's cool. Somebody else is.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Don't waste my time, I won't waste your motherfucking time. Ladies, when you come over to the man's spot, make sure your ass clean and smelling good. Don't waste that man's time. We are men. I'm already on every kind of dick pill in the world to get this motherfucker hard. And you come over here musty, you playing with my life hoe, I do something to you.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I do something, I do something to you. Now I can talk to the good Lord to find me some kind of supplements to make this thing rise like yeast and when they finally rise you get over here funky. You not doin' all that. You get your rabid ass away from him and don't you come back no God damn home. And you can tell them kids Christmas counts. Why am I canceling cancer mama?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Cause she a funky. Funky How y'all feeling man, it's Thursday man I'm so ready to hit New Orleans tomorrow man and get on that motherfucking stage with Mike Ips and Corey Hoke I'm gonna be on this one too. Get around these OGs and soak up game Man, I'm super excited man. I'm gonna start shooting my own movie in May Reach out to me. I'm gonna need some people to be in this movie man. I'm gonna start shooting my own movie in May. Reach out to me. I'm gonna need some people to be in this movie, man.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I'm doing it independently. It's gonna be a dope, dope series called Snitching. And if anybody who been following me from day one know that's how I came up with the Snitching skits. I'm taking y'all back to the beginning on how I started and to where I'm in today. It's gonna be like a 10-part episode of what I'm shooting gonna be so dope.
Starting point is 00:39:47 You gonna see I put my money in this shit. This ain't no shit, I'm just slapping the gellar and filming with an iPhone on this big boy shit I'm filming and it's gonna be dope. Whether it's on Tubi or not, I don't give a damn. Y'all gonna love this motherfucker, I promise you. Y'all gonna love what I'm putting together for y'all. And I'm just taking it back to the real comedy day with the Bernie Maxx and the Richard Pryor
Starting point is 00:40:09 and Eddie Murphy's when he was doing another Professor Clumps and shit like that, man. We need that right now. There's so much killings and drug dealing going on. They need movies. They keep our minds junked up when we can't think the way we need to think. You know what I'm saying? They be tricking us. And I'm just trying to bring laughter back and that's what I'm going to do. So, shit. Who knows? Whoever watching the show, you could be a part of this shit. You could be in the movie. I'm giving anybody opportunities.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Don't be thinking you're going to make a lot of money, there ain't one of them. But you will get some people, you will get fed, you will get a room, and you get your name on it, credit down to be able to go out in history and what we doing over here on this BUBBA DUB show. Just do me a favor, man. Just keep being you, keep living life. I know somebody might be down today, but you might be up tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Even if you ain't up tomorrow, just keep a positive attitude. We ain't thinking negative about nobody. All positive thoughts, because I know we hear, ain't thinking negative about nobody. All positive thoughts. Because I know we human, we go through shit each and every day, man. I feel like, and I can shirkish with y'all, I feel like people out to get me. And that ain't a good feeling to have, man. I used to, I just feel like people just have to just take shit from me, man. And that shit bothers me a lot to go,
Starting point is 00:41:29 but that let me know I'm growing, man. But yeah, man, this world, it can take you for a loop. You gotta be strong-minded, have good people around you, good team around you to keep going and stay motivated. And what you got going on, boxing, May 2nd, you got Ryan Garcia, you got Rowley, Romero fighting, that's gonna be a good fight. Cause you know Rowley like to talk that shit,
Starting point is 00:41:54 but Rowley ain't got no chin. But that's a fight that I'm ready to see. I'm ready to see PED taking that, Ryan get back in the ring. He going against Rowley. Both of them like to talk shit. This is gonna be some entertainment shit. And whoever that Turkish dude is, I love you fam. You putting everything on the motherfucking line, giving us the fights that we want, the real people want, that we paying to see. I love it. I love to see competition. I love to see
Starting point is 00:42:17 two men in the ring going at it. I love that shit, man. I love competition when it's right. When it's right. Love that shit, man. I love seeing people compete with one another, but it's with love. It's not with ill intent. Because you know, sometimes us black people, not even just black people, because as human beings,
Starting point is 00:42:37 we like to show each other up. Like, I'm gonna show him up, make him look bad. Nah, it ain't even about trying to make nobody look bad. It's just about you doing your job. Simple as that. But I got a lawsuit out right now against Ancestry.com. I went to go and try my DNA and them motherfuckers told me I'm 40% Nigerian, I'm 30% Mexican, I'm 20% black, and I'm 10% in debt.
Starting point is 00:43:04 I'm just a nigga steal a nickel. Fuck, I'm 35, shit, Mr. Stop it. I told you that Mesquite man ain't my daddy. I told you all that. I look nothing like Hector. My mama lying. She can take that shit with her to her goddamn grave. Hector ain't my damn daddy and she know it.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Every time I talk about Hector, she wanna bring God in this. God, you lying? Same way God know my aunt lying. Same way my cousin killed three people. God damn, my aunt talking about, I know my baby up there in heaven smiling down. Never! My angel talking about I know my baby up there in heaven smiling down. Never
Starting point is 00:43:53 Preach up there preaching trying to preach him in the heaven. No, we ain't doing that Keep it one home that when people die Keep it one home. Look man, but all that they they restin. That's what do we die? We rested right? That's what that's what the Bible we've rested My fam I love it kill three I won't let that lie be told in my goddamn family. I won't let his son grow up without knowing He ain't up down. No bubble. No Now go on in that play that PS 5. I got you and i'm gonna go ahead and holler at your mom so yeah yeah i mean somebody gotta do it i mean ain't no sister a woman that motherfucking fine going to waste all because she had a cousin by my cousin
Starting point is 00:44:37 well my cousin no longer here he no longer here but she is So I'm gonna do what I've been doing. Making sure little cuckoo, you know what I'm saying, got something to eat, got some nice little shoes on her feet. I can do that. But who gonna take her? Her. All these rotten, crazy, animal-ad niggas out here, man, they need porches. They ought to do something to her.
Starting point is 00:45:02 I can't live with myself. People mistreating this woman Using her for her body. I don't want nobody using that woman for her body. So what better person in the world To use her for her body than me. I'm family Whatever you want bring it to me Let me be the overseer of that. So I done got a little condo across town, down in H town. I'm finna move them over there and shit. God, I'm gonna put my studio in there.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Well, I'm gonna move over. This is high rise shit. You know, she ain't used to no shit like that. You know, she from 68. So she think, you know what I'm saying? She think everything up, but you know what I'm saying? But shit, I'm probably gonna get evicted out of there in about six months,
Starting point is 00:45:44 but she good for six months. But girl, man, y'all don't even understand, man. So, it's part of the show, man. What we call the hell now segment. And people send me shit all the time to ask me, boy, let me know if it's hell or not. ["Hell No"] Will I stop sleeping with my cousin baby mama He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you, hell no.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Will I stop sleeping with my cousin baby mama just because he's dead? Hell no. I was sleeping with her when he was alive. I mean, I'm gonna continue to sleep with her now. Shit, I'm not stopping. That cat good. Juicy and warm too and it fit like a glove. When you find that one that fit like a glove, she ain't going to fucking well.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Shit! Between me and y'all, I took her down to the Mexican car lot, bought her a Jeep Cherokee. Come here! Come here! I don't know if I got them good year tires on that motherfucker. She can ride every day a Cherokee if I got them Goodyear tires on that motherfucker. She can ride every day and shit. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I'm not bullshitting y'all. But thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show today. Y'all been great. I'll see y'all Friday night in New Orleans, man, at the Smoothie King Center. Grab them tickets, man. Come see your boy. Get there early if you're coming to see me. If you're coming to see me, get there early man.
Starting point is 00:47:07 I'm telling you, I'm killing this motherfucking tour. Not only me, all my bros out there that's hitting their stage, they doing their thing too. But I'm telling you boy, I'm doing my motherfucking thing. If you're coming to get tickets, go to bmnshows.com, grab them tickets. I got merch too. So I'll see y'all when I see y'all. Peace, bless, be safe out there.
Starting point is 00:47:26 I'm out. The Volume. Hello, Rilla. Kenny Chesney. Money Long. Nellie. Your host. I Heart Radio. LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus I Heart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga. I Heart Icon Award recipient, Moriah Carey. And I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Watch live on Fox. Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. How serious is youth vaping? Irreversible lung damage serious, one in 10 kids vape serious, which warrants a serious conversation from a serious parental figure like yourself.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Not the seriously know-it-all sports dad or the seriously smart podcaster. It requires a serious conversation that is best had by you. No, seriously, the best person to talk to your child about vaping is you. To start the conversation, visit TalkAboutVaping.org, brought to you by the American Lung Association and the Ad Council. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading
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