Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - BUBBA DUB GOES OFF ON ROGER'S PROBATION OFFICER!!! COME MERE!!

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

Bubba Dub is SHOOK — His Cousin Roger Just Got Outta PRISON?!Bubba Dub kicks off this Wednesday night with wild energy, laughs, and paranoia as he finds out his cousin Roger—YES, the one h...e snitched on—is outta prison after 7 years! From hilarious escape plans to deep social commentary, Bubba’s all over the place… and we LOVE IT!!In This Episode:• Roger’s Return from Prison: Bubba is stressed! He jokes about moving to Mexico, changing his identity, and prays for safety now that cousin Roger is back on the streets.• Church Roast: Nobody is safe—Bubba flames folks dressing wild for Easter, skipping the offering plate, and catfishing with filters.• Easter Egg Rant: Eggs too high? Bubba says let the kids hunt ROCKS this year.• Relationship & Gender Talk: From clowning modern dating rules to shouting out his ride-or-die “Bobbin,” Bubba tells men to hold down the real ones.• Blessings & Boundaries: Bubba urges viewers to keep their wins quiet—everybody smiling ain’t rooting for you!• Shoutout to Real Men: He gives props to men raising kids that aren’t theirs, standing on business, and being solid.• Family & Comedy: Jokes about his closeted cousin spark laughs (and side-eyes), and Bubba closes out by promoting his comedy tour in Kansas City, Chicago, Tacoma, and more!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers. But we also have to learn to take care of ourselves. A wrap away, you got to pray for yourself as well as for everybody else. But never forget yourself. Self-love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Find out more at Fatherhood.gov. Brought to you by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious. He was out of his mind, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:01 The volume. The Volume Make sure you keep your notifications turned on when over on the bubblegum show, baby. Yeah Got some disturbing news today, but before I even get into it y'all come on Don't hit the like button go ahead Got some disturbing news today y'all Got a phone call today news today y'all got a phone call today from Roger probation officer some of y'all might know Roger some of y'all might not for the ones that don't know Roger yeah holy goddamnit I ain't got shit to hide nigga I did that and I have no more motherfucking regrets either Regrets either You do the crime around me you gonna do the damn time What?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Time for Roger to come home. Yeah, got a phone call today from his pro-basin office Roger's coming home and they go motherfucking think I can do about it Ain't nothing I can do about it at all. I Don't understand the he ain't deep or it. He ain't did for seven years. He ain't did for seven motherfucking years. Seven years. He ain't learned shit. I thought they got to break you down in the first. Then before they release you to see if you a changed man. That motherfucker ain't changed. Oh, they're giving him an ankle monitor. That ain't changed oh they keeping him an ankle monitor that ain't gonna stop shit that motherfucker still gonna be breaking law
Starting point is 00:02:56 I didn't call every DA every goddamn judge I know all the favors I done done for you motherfuckers but about the pervert I know all the favors. I done done for you motherfuckers What about the pervert? I call it the baseball game jacking off. I told him damn it that don't mean anything Good thanks. I get for helping for helping for helping my goddamn community out. I just spit in the face For helping my goddamn community out, I get spit in the face. Telling me, they telling me, stay safe. That's all you can motherfucking do is tell me to stay safe. Who gonna tell my kids I'm going down to the Mexico
Starting point is 00:03:37 and that I got a new face? I got to change my whole identity. Dear Heavenly Father, if we come here today, I wanna talk to you my whole identity. Dear heavenly father, we come here today. I want to talk to you heavenly father. I want to let you know that your children down here are letting dangerous people roam free and it ain't right heavenly father. You want us to be safe heavenly father. You don't want nobody to fear nobody but you lord Lord. But you know I fear Roger, Lord, Heavenly Father. Why would you let them people release him from the jaws of a lion?
Starting point is 00:04:11 I don't know. Don't know Heavenly Father, but I pray it's a way we can get him back in there. Send me a sign, Heavenly Father, amen. You see, Roger come home, that mean I got to go. It ain't safe to be here no more. It's not safe. So I'm going to go to Mexico. I'm going down there. I know how to get plastic surgery. So with that being said, I need some of you hoes who can got them BBLs out there.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Give me your surgeon number. I need the best goddamn surgeon number right now because I got a situation. It was all funny when he was in jail, but shit done got real now. Shit done got real now, y'all. I got to move around. I ain't got no muscle the whole ride. I know he gonna come home like everything good. like he ain't on there with me no more, but he I know it
Starting point is 00:05:14 I thought I'd never see this day I thought I could keep doing these shows don't jump on these Podcasts and traveling the world doing ever I want to do cuz he wasn't gonna never come home. What shit doesn't change now. I I'm gonna do cuz he wasn't gonna never come home. Well shit doesn't change now. I Can't believe my heavenly father would allow something like this I'm gonna get it. I want that show help me God. I'm gonna get him back in jail. That's where that motherfucker belong I know some of y'all gonna went to the pen come home you learn the few things in the pen or tissue But y'all motherfucker can't make no spread like Roger
Starting point is 00:05:52 Think about a video of Roger in the pen right now making the spread that nigga cone I'm not bored with the real spread with the tortilla, with the noodle, cheese, with the beans, and the hamburger. Come here. That's a spread. You motherfucking Roger. Roger is rotten. Seven years ago, when I handed it to him to the police, I handed it to him on a plow.
Starting point is 00:06:19 You know how much shit I went through with snitching on my own cus People didn't want me around no mo' They was scared of me and god damn it that's the way I was doing it. When I call the dope man and tell him I need a 3.5 I got that motherfucker free. I don't mind taking that stand y'all. I don't. I'm a JC Piggie wearing suit having ass nickel. That's me. I be right in court clean than a motherfucker. Say it. Doug, where you going this morning? Shit, court. You thought I was going to church. Just like them people going for
Starting point is 00:07:01 Easter. We'll get to that in a minute. Y'all think I'm going to church the way I be going to these courtrooms. Come on. Go right in there and tell it on your ass. If I grew up with you, you could be my brother, nigga. If you have committed a crime, you will do it time. I promise you that. It's another shit. Besides, I'm dealing with that. God ain't pleased with y'all niggas man. God ain't pleased with y'all nigga. Y'all running around here fake ass, fake eyelashes,
Starting point is 00:07:33 fake asses, fake tits, fake fake everything. God ain't pleased with y'all fake asses. You motherfuckers ain't been to church all year, but now you wanna run up there on Easter and sit on the front of a prune. Never! You get your ass in the back with the rest of the devil. You women going wearing these short-ass dresses up there in church and ain't no women don't wear slims no more and you can't see nothing but ball this cat up on it up. You in church showing ball this cat and you don't think I'm gonna break my focus?
Starting point is 00:08:10 Shit! I ain't heard shit the pastor said. I'm looking at the monkey. The monkey little banana. Come here. I miss you. I miss you, commit. You got them rocks trying to get me some on church grounds because you're showing it to me. I pretty boy and I heard it. You stop for taking back all my opportunities. You a liar.
Starting point is 00:08:38 A lot of you niggas trying to put on, gonna get me a suit, gonna get me a suit. I'm going to church. You ain't been going nigga. You ain't been calling on it. Now you want something. Say that, tell me now. You going to be seen. Yeah, you going to be seen, nigga. You ain't trying to hear nothing pastor talking about. Y'all got to stop disrespecting my heavenly father
Starting point is 00:09:01 like that going up and down, and then don't want to put no money in the church, but praying to God to bless you with a good job. No He will not You praying the guy God bless me with a good job bless me and then you go right to church and don't give him nothing damn fool nothing damn fool you know I ain't lying to the best of why I got a nigga on my line ain't LeVester I bet you 49 and up LeVester Hollis you fam I bet y'all LeVester 49 and up
Starting point is 00:09:38 bitch that's an old school name not LeVVesta? Boy, LaVesta whoop a n***a ass. Hey, how, LaVesta whoop a n***a ass on this chat line. I'm not shitting you. Say I'll be, what's up, family? Eggs so goddamn hot for Easter, my grandma said the kids ain't Easter hun. We hunting, we hunting rocks. You know what? Ain't no more putting that die on them good ass eggs.
Starting point is 00:10:05 That shit dead, look, lost a 50, but I told you. Appreciate you for watching the show, fam. I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. But ain't no Easter egg hunt this year. My kids are hunting rocks. Them goddamned eggs going on bacon and sandwiches and cakes and pie. Shit. They not gonna be putting no damn down on good eggs.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I don't like those dogs that shit. Let's put this color to eggs. No, let's eat the goddamn eggs. Boil the eggs, that's white bullshit. Niggas don't boil shit, we fry. We fucking fry, we fine when boiling shit that's why these kids reported now you're boiling every goddamn thing the water messed up you gotta boil the water first fuck all it they wasn't boiling it
Starting point is 00:10:59 back then why are we boiling it now Why are we boiling it now? Sick of this old new way ass shit. Sick of it, man. These hoes out of line, these hoes on the set boundaries. Now, I don't know what you been told, but I got a 90-day rule. What kind of 90-day? Hi, bitch. Oh, I got a 90-day rule when I don't have sex. No! Hi, bitch. Oh, I got a 90-day rule. Well, I don't have sick. No This that's relationship is oh Sending you invoice. I don't look at them. Got them dealers. I will buy you
Starting point is 00:11:37 breakfast And say I won't get back We could first two three, hey, you'll give me not cool god damn it, it's time to give up the good, baby. Don't you ever get to know me, hell no. I like fucking strangers. C'mon. If I get to know you, your relationship is over. Don't wanna know you.
Starting point is 00:12:02 That's why I got Barber Lee. God damn it, Barber Lee and the best goddamn thing doesn't have me dead Busted biscuit stomach looking motherfucker. She's still got it going on Bob Linn she brought him cat suits and all that shit Everything looked together when she take that shit out of that stomach unfold like busted biscuits. And guess what? I'm not gonna pick them up.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Come here. Come here. I call Barbaralee my mongoose cause she be killing this poor world. Come here. Come here Barbaralee. I meant what I said. When you bring your old rabbit mom juice ass over him and we ain't worried about the kids, the grandkids or nobody else
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, gonna put your little gold scarf on that you like, put your little rollers in and I'm gonna go down to your ass Yeah, come here Don't give a damn what pastor told y'all that past Sunday. It's Wednesday, ho, it's a week. Come here, let me grind on you Let me hold on you. Let me hold on you. They been bobbing you at work. What Bobblin? Don't worry about that. Come on over here with me. I'm gonna rub on your bunions. I'm gonna rub on them. God damn it. Come on, I'm a different type of knuckle. I'm gonna go and get your car and fill it up, Bobblin. That's the kind of n***a I am. Yeah, I'm gonna give you some money so you can put some minutes on your phone.
Starting point is 00:13:26 You know, your kid's been trying to get you that iPhone, but you don't know how to work it. Good, that's the way I like it. Keep it Android, that's the way I like it. I don't got time, you trying to FaceTime me. I got one of them little young sluggers up in this young bit, and now you in your feelings now. I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:13:41 I like the relationship, the way it is between me and you and Barbara, and as long as you don't change, I'm gonna want that. I like the relationship the way it is between me and you and Barbara. As long as you don't change, I'm gonna be. When your old ass come over here, you under my rules now. I'm your big dog over here. Not you. You a fool. You come over and poof that ass up on your boss. I'm gonna give you what you want. I'm gonna have you going back to the high house, singing and hymns and songs and shit. Your son don't want to know what done got into you. God damn it, you're telling me your classmate know what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Hell, look, I got your mama jumping off the monkey bar, you know? William, what it do, fam? Josh, what it do?? Josh, what it do? I'm doing what's up my brother? Damn right, I'm a kind of fighter. I'm not boy shit. To Johnson crew, what it do? You gotta have boundaries when people come over.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Now this chick trying to tell me, she trying to make a real nigga wait 90 days before you can have sex. I said, bitch, you gonna make the, you gonna make the light bill company wait 90 days for you to make a payment, do you? No, but goddamn it, you can send them that. Gonna write up with me and your lights out and write. But if you fuck up, I'll turn your lights off like on feature.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Turn off the lights! I'm looking for shade. Sometimes we miss our blessing, right? But trying to bless somebody else. God only blessing you. But you trying to take the blessing he giving you, you trying to give to somebody else. It don't work like that. Do you hear what I said? Sometimes we miss our blessing. We're trying to bless somebody else. God's trying to help you right now. God doesn't bless you with something.
Starting point is 00:15:36 And you got so much love in your heart, you want to take that blessing and give it to somebody else. But the person you're trying to give it to ain't worthy don't deserve a blessing do you hear me just like when you get good news oh man I got the job oh that's what's up dog that's what's up call that same person and tell somebody man you know such and such nothing got shy for real god damn when what happened talk to me talk to me now you see that they want to talk about the evilness. They don't want to talk about the good. See, you got to learn how to stay away from people like that.
Starting point is 00:16:12 You got to learn how to stay away from people who don't want to grow. They don't want to mother. Some people just want to get $100,000. That's it. They don't want nothing else. They don't want $100,000 with good health or nothing. They just want $100,000. That's it. They don't want nothing else. They don't want $100,000 with good health or nothing. They just want $100,000. I don't give a damn if you want it. $5,000, but you want it good health. It's growth. You got $5,000, but you got growth.
Starting point is 00:16:35 You got...they don't want growth. So stop telling people your ideas. Stop telling people your ideas. Stop telling people your next move. Papa's gonna let your left hand know what you're doing. Sometimes it's best to keep good news to yourself because you can tell that good news to evil spirit people and what you pray for, what you have gonna work out for you because because you went around your mouth sometime is best to Keep keep it to yourself
Starting point is 00:17:10 I mean, I'd be happy for some time. I'd be having good news I want to tell somebody and I tell somebody and it don't go Through like I thought it would do so I learned to keep my mother fucking mouth closed That's how I lost one of my hoes one time I told one of my partners of mine about this chick. I mean that motherfucker got that He went and got it for himself not only did he win and get it for itself he married You know how I fucking feel? I feel like Dumbo. If I could never open my mouth, I could still be getting what I was getting.
Starting point is 00:17:52 But I thought I was being real and running my mouth. See, you can't do that in this game. Sometimes you got to be fucking right. And good things are happening. True story, that shit happened to me, man. True story. That shit happened to me man True story that shit happened to you boy So from now on I don't say a mother and thing or what about my personal shit what I got going I don't say shit. Hell no
Starting point is 00:18:17 He'll know Y'all talk to me though. How y'all feeling though? Canelis what it do my guy Y'all talk to me though, how y'all feeling though? Canelius, what it do my guy? Paperwork, Pornhub, Lakers, the five-step. Y'all already know what the Lakers gonna do to Minnesota. We gonna win that series in six. We not not really to talk about. Lakers will beat them boys in six. Now the series, I'm dying to watch you see.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Rockets and the Warriors. That's gonna be a motherfucking matchup. I'm telling you Rockets in the World. that's the one that's gonna be one for the ages but for the Lakers no beating them boys in six telling you right now Julien's round he a blown head gasket and that's why New York let him go y'all don't know the reason why Julie Randall left before quiet in town? He a blown head gasket. Look good, but he running hot. Thermostat sticking on Julie Randall. Let me.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah, the thermostat sticking. For all my old school zone who got cars, know what I'm talking about. When I say your thermostat sticking. That's Julie living now, though. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. Jayid Gahoova was furious somebody violated the FBI
Starting point is 00:19:48 and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the God damnedest love story you've ever heard. I picked up the phone and my thought was this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers, but we also have to learn to take care of ourselves. A wrap-away, you got to pray for yourself as well as for everybody else, but never forget yourself. Self-love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Find out more at fatherhood.gov. Brought to you by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. We ain't everybody ain't Ant-Man, Ant-Man gonna do him. Ant-Man gonna shoot 10, 15 threes a game. He gonna shoot them right out the motherfucker too. You best believe that. Now that white boy Luke, remember? It's a bad summer. Billy Ho from White Man Can't Jump.
Starting point is 00:21:20 That's Luke. Hell. Billy Ho had a gambling problem. Luka got a what? A hookah problem. Shit. Luka, you need to come out with your own hookah. Remember I said it first. The Luka hookah. Yeah. Heel. Heel. Heel. Heel. Go for it, Luka. Come here.
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Starting point is 00:22:52 and shit, there he is. Now, let's get back to what I was talking about earlier about the church that became a fashion show now, man. People wanna wear, and people can wear what they wanna wear. The Bible say come as you are. But y'all, you and I, we'll know. I feel like now, because you, some of y'all might believe in God, some of y'all don't. That's y'all business. I can't judge nobody. I don't have no heaven or no hell to put nobody in. But with that being said, man, I feel like church now, man, it got a bad stigma on it because
Starting point is 00:23:21 of certain people that's, because everything on camera now man you know you got the past was out here buying pussy and and rightfully so I'd rather a passer by some pussy then buy some meat I'm just just meat even though it's screaming wrong but that's just me that's what I would rather two wrongs don't make a right though I get that but I feel like it's a bad stigma on the church now man like man nobody going like, man, ain't nobody going to church, man. They all riding and they all get stealing. Some of it true, some of it's not. Some pastors are legit and they doing God's word, man.
Starting point is 00:23:54 And we should never let the devil come in to make us not want to go if we believe in God, you know, whatever relationship we have got to serve God or pay our tithes. Now, one thing I do agree with, and this is my motto, you know, if you read the Bible, if you're into it, the Old Testament was 10%. Well, if we living under the New Testament, it say grace and mercy. That's why I don't understand what these pastors keep talking about now. Put your 10% in. That was Old Testament, Nickle. If we up under the new,
Starting point is 00:24:25 why are we going back on the old? So I understand what some of y'all be coming from with that, though. I feel like that's game, but that's another story for another day. But I'm just talking about for me and what I see and where I'm from, I see people only going to church just to be seen so they can take pictures. I was at church today, woo-doo-woo, look at my dress, look at my shit. That's fake to me. That's fake. You, you, you, you're perpetrating,
Starting point is 00:24:53 you're hypocrite, man. I thought you're supposed to go to church and hear the word, man, and ask God to forgive you all your sins that we committed. I know I see it every day. I'm a sinner. I'll never get up here and say I'm perfect, I'm a saint, because I know I'm not not I ain't for the pretend to say I am I'm a flawed
Starting point is 00:25:09 individual I'm gonna always be flawed that's me but I'm always do more good than I do bad I bet you it I bet you that I'm gonna always do more good than I do bad and that's the problem with some of the world right now man Lot of people just want to do bad bad bad bad bad bad bad don't work like that Lot of people that do bad think they getting blessings because they got money Yeah, you the devil bless you with some money. Yeah, but God money make it happen But God money make it happen Can't sleep with the devil money you always got up all night tossing and turning
Starting point is 00:25:54 Never know when that's gonna be hopeful, but when you're working with the good Lord or blesses over him Like you mean I'm watching this show You got some good women in your lives man. They cook for your funky ass. They take her your kids They ain't deals they give you haircut money when you ain't have it God damn they suck your thing up when you don't deserve to be so god damn it You tell me you man watching this show right now You need to be in there hugging and kissing on your woman right got there now cuz she should cuz she could have been kissing on somebody else Tell me I'm lying.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I'm gonna shake this shit up tonight. Some of you niggas need to be in the living room right now, kissing your old lady right goddamn now, because she could be kissing somebody else, because you ain't been doing a motherfucking thing. Nigga, you been in the way. And she stood by your side ass. It's time we do right by the ones that do right by us.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And I'm talking to myself. If I ain't talking to nobody else, I'm talking to myself. Ladies got a good man. Go to work. And come home. You ain't the same motherfucker he that he married or with you wearing all this goddamn makeup now all these goddamn filters he don't know who you is no goddamn more now you trying to live up to the internet oh shit
Starting point is 00:27:20 fuck all that let the world know you really got rose. Bitch, your stomach ain't flat like that. You really got rose right there, boo. Let the world hang out. We see them all the time when you take your clothes off. We see what the world don't see. The world think you a bad bitch, but you're really not. You in fucking trouble, hoe. This the first squad, you got the best size, bitch. What's wrong with you? I'll take it at this angle, now let them see the real you, bitch. How you n***a wanna fuck my old lady, bitch?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Y'all really want this goddamn retarded mothafucka? Did you do it? I really forgot. I'm killed. I bet you bring this retarded mothafucka back. I bet you. I bet you bring this to Tony motherfucker back. I bet you I bet you Hey, do right by your man, he ain't beating your ass like your lab belt boyfriend were doing Damn it. You got you
Starting point is 00:28:19 Nigger took you in you and your keys Yeah, you should be choose how they go. Hell, you was out of hell. That nigga came into your life. He was just working at McDonald's, but he still came in and took you in. Hell, now he's moved all the way up now. He can supervise now. Yeah, big Mac, yeah, big fry, yeah, big Sprite, yeah, type of Sprite at McDonald's to charge a goddamn alternator up.
Starting point is 00:28:43 That man did that. Yeah. So you show that man some love and respect tonight that's in your home that's taking care of kids that ain't healed. Yeah, yeah, nigga. Me taking care of kids that ain't there, you a real hero in my eyes, man.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Not no drug dealer, not nobody who made millions of dollars playing basketball, nothing like that. A real man to me is a nigga going to another man's family and take care of business when they ain't heels. That's a real nigger. Real nigger take care of their kids. Real nigger honor of thy father and thy mother to the devil. Real niggers treat women with respect. Real niggers treat hoes with what they are. That's what we doing. Real man. It ain't even gotta be your child,
Starting point is 00:29:34 but you gonna teach him from right from wrong. Yeah, what real man doing? When the real man is gonna come back. Yeah, some of these men that y'all saying y'all real, y'all not real, behind cold door, y'all fucking with them pussies. And it's you. And that's what you do, that's your business. But you ain't real, nigga.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Because you're thinking. Real ones come out and talk about it and let the world know that this is what you like. That's what you should do. My cousin, you know who he is? I love you, there. Yeah, but you know you're a way nigga come here I'm still saying I'm still love you nigga ain't nothing gonna change but I mean you know what's going on you like them thunk boy he ain't riding through that blocks or nothing that's one thing about them kind of people they they show love and respect they don't bother nobody don't do that boy
Starting point is 00:30:23 like that man boy love you that boy gonna box you a motherfucking car. Boy keep you drip down and design them, each and every motherfucking day. I try to get you to buy some shit from TikTok. The Gucci had nine eyes on it, but damn it, you didn't want it. That boy come through and box you that Gucci, you jumping up for joy, shit. He ain't pleased, He know you lying?
Starting point is 00:30:47 In the club, bruh, I love these hoes. Love these nickels. That's what you love. That's what you love, boy. You? You love them nickels? Question then, we go to the lounge, kick it. The punk over on the other side with his shit jumping.
Starting point is 00:30:57 I seen y'all hop out on the... I'm watching y'all. Look at these children. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in the club. They're all in kick it. The punk over on the other side with his shit jumping.
Starting point is 00:31:07 I seen y'all hop out, I'm watching y'all. Look at each other across, look at this shit him. I don't know why he just won't go ahead and tell me, fam, look, that's where I'm in. That's it. I'm gonna invite the nigga over for Thanksgiving. I ain't no hater. Got love for them kind of people.
Starting point is 00:31:24 I'm gonna invite the nigga over Thanksgiving fam but you won't even bring it bring it out to the world I know. How y'all feeling tonight man I'm going through some things man my cousin won't come out the closet he's bobbing me I don't know if he's scared or not y'all have love him. I'm gonna joke about it, but I love him. It ain't nothing like that. Boy, I know you with him. I know him. This nigga got, this nigga got, Jordan, the Camelo Anthony ain't got.
Starting point is 00:31:55 But I know that boy got connections. I really want to holler, old boy boy and whatever you doing I appreciate it. My cousin ain't never been glowing like that. My cousin glowing like he pregnant. You know what I'm saying? He putting on the show, man, this old girl, nah it ain't man, it's fam. And that's okay. It's all up over here.
Starting point is 00:32:22 My what? Get him a show for the reunion. You know what? Definitely not. You know, definitely not. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm gonna tell his mama. I'm gonna tell Annie that her junior like juniors. She ain't gonna believe it.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Nah, nah, nah, shit. He ain't got no job, he ain't hustlin'. Where the fuck is she from? Yeah, you got him right. He baby mama wasn't lying. See, all this time, my cousin baby mama wasn't lying. That boy is that way. I know it. I know it.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Mm-hmm. I knew it. I knew it was something. I knew it. But how y'all doing though, man? Man, Friday night, man, y'all can catch me in Kansas City, man. We the ones toward the T-Mobile Center, man. It's going down, man. I mean, y'all got to come out to the show, man. You boy doing this motherfucking thing. You got your boy going up like second or third but it's okay man I don't give a fuck what you put me in I will do my thing
Starting point is 00:33:33 deal that's my thing it don't matter how many motherfucking pills I take with these hoes I'm still gonna give you sell me? Yeah. Saturday night? Yes, me in Chicago. Yeah, I'm in the windy city, baby. Yeah, at the Winchester Ringer. Y'all pull up. Yeah, going down, baby. Yeah, Chicago. Yeah, and I'm bringing the Polies with me.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Come here. I know how y'all get down up there. Yeah. Pull up on your boy, man. It's going down, man. How y'all feeling tonight? Wednesday night, I know it's a little play-in game tonight. You know you can catch me in Tacoma, Washington.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Mega night in the Mega tent at the Tacoma Comedy Club. Grab them tickets man. Yeah, yeah. You see your boy. Yeah, supersonic. Come here. I ain't got no hearing. Seattle might get another NBA team.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Man, that's what I'm hearing. I ain't gonna say that's what I'm hearing. I talked to Gary Payton and that's what he told me man. Seattle will be another NBA team, man. That's what I'm hearing. I ain't going to say that's what I'm hearing. I talked to Gary Payton and that's what he told me, man. Seattle will be getting another team. I don't know when, but it's definitely in the works. But yeah, man, just me coming to a city near you. Yeah, I'm excited, baby. Y'all should be excited, man.
Starting point is 00:34:40 It's just April. It's going to be May. Man, the draft in a couple of next week, two weeks week two weeks traffic a couple weeks. I'm here in Chador I might go six. I'm hearing the Saints might move up to the six by Brad Just what I'm hearing hearing cam war going number one. Oh for sure number two, I'm definitely hearing Travis hunger going to But uh, but to check out to all the players that getting drafted this year. Man, shout out to all the players who ain't gonna get drafted but gonna go on and still
Starting point is 00:35:10 make them up on the team and do your thing. Shout out to everybody out there that is just working hard period. Ain't looking for no handouts, ain't hating on nobody, ain't trying to stop nobody from succeeding in life. Shout out to y'all man. Shout to somebody who ain't shot nobody got them today. If you can use the shooting people and you ain't shoot nobody today, God damn it, shout out to you, though.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Real tall man, too much violence going on. I don't want to get tired of homing people. I don't want to get tired of lying. I'm almost get tired of crying. Don't you get tired of a lot of shit? Well, stop it. shit? Well stop it. I can't stop it. Y'all see that shit down here in H-town
Starting point is 00:35:50 and that mortuary? Had all these dead bodies laying everywhere. Disrespectful mother. That's what y'all do to the dead now? I know they dead and gone, but you ain't got to lay their bodies out like that y'all. We done lost our moles man. I know some people thought it was funny but what if it was your family man, what if your
Starting point is 00:36:19 grandma, grandpa, mother, dad they just had laying out anywhere man. My grandpa, mother, dad, they just had laying out anywhere, man. I don't know. I don't even know what to say no more on certain stuff, man. You know, you get older, certain shit ain't funny to you no more. How y'all feel about that, dawg, man? Talk to me. Somebody said, man, what can I sleep with? I shout out to LaVell, to South Victoria, and Chef May, what it do for him? Yeah, man, it just, shit got the same no more, man. Shit different. You can't even really, do we eat child smoking now? You can't even, gotta watch shit.
Starting point is 00:36:47 They putting fentanyl on it. Man, shit's just so dangerous these days, man. That's the part of the reason why I don't want Roger coming home. It's like, this motherfucker eat cereal with water. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home.
Starting point is 00:36:55 I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. I don't want Roger coming home. man. That's probably the reason why I don't want Roger coming home. It's like, this motherfucker eat cereal with water. Anybody that eat cereal with water is capable of anything. And that's why I'm screaming to the goddamn probation officer. Anybody that eat cereal with water is capable of anything. All the hard work I did to get my cousin in jail. So, can't bullshit y'all.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I ain't... I ain't feelin' this shit no more, man. I ain't safe. I know I ain't safe. Like, I shit no more, man. I ain't safe. I know I ain't safe. Like, I know, man. I can call the service department today and tell them, man, I need motherfuckers up and down my block, like, expeditiously, like, scared till I can figure some shit out, man. Because I know that boy, that boy gonna be after me, man.
Starting point is 00:38:03 And he ain't learning a lesson. And he ain't have no OG in there to really school him. He ain't had no old school nothing like, hey bro, what went on in the outside world, man? Let that go when you come home. I know Roger really wanna do something to me, man. I know. That's why I'm gonna set some bag out for him.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yeah, I know. I know he miss it. I know he ain't gonna like the outside world. It's different, he can't control. I'm gonna set some bagel for that nigga though. Because I know he can come home for a couple of days, he gonna lay low, and then he gonna want to get back in the streets.
Starting point is 00:38:40 And when that nigga get back in the streets, I'm gonna get him back in his cell. That's what I'm gonna do. Damn right. I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get that nigga get back in the streets I'm gonna get him back in his cell that's what I'm gonna do damn right I'm gonna yeah yeah I'm gonna get that yeah yeah yeah he going back to jail you can leave that. I don't need to be in the free world hell no he was he was born to be in jail tell to my people in Memphis I mean my security guard they ain't gonna be able to handle Roger and his crew you You know what I'm saying? So yeah, I'm gonna get them one by one though.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I'm gonna get them niggas back in jail one by one. He gonna start losing crew member after motherfucking crew member to the police department. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna start setting them niggas up. Damn right, because Roger been gone for a minute and he was on powder before he went so I'm gonna make sure he gets some Greg A motherfucking powder too and right up his goddamn nose and when he do he gonna start slipping that's that that's what I'm gonna get. But it's more than one way to skin a cat. Y'all, Doug's gonna be alright. This thing came to me now.
Starting point is 00:39:40 I'm gonna get that niggas some great eight motherfucking power come here yeah China white that's what it getting straight China white yeah Roger Trapp man like this Roger Rabbit, Roger Trapp cousin, Roger Leggis, I love it all more I love it man. Y'all be careful out here, man. There's a lot going on out here in the world, man. Oh, there's a lot going on. Watch your surroundings. Watch your people.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Watch the people that say they love you. Watch them too. Watch everybody, man. Watch your girl. Yeah. Watch your girl, man. She say she trying to lose weight, but the bitch still snacking. Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:40:23 She say she trying to lose weight, but the bitch still snacking. Do you hear me? She say she trying to lose weight, but she still snacking. Watch everybody, man. Yeah. Believe that. Thank y'all for tuning in to the night show, man. Peace and love and bless them out. Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers, but we
Starting point is 00:40:50 also have to learn to take care of ourselves. A wrap-away, you got to pray for yourself as well as for everybody else, but never forget yourself. Self-love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication. Find out more at fatherhood.gov. Brought to you by the U.S. Department of Health
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