Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Is HYPED For Wolves/Mavs Game 5!

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK and is ready to dive into the Minnesota Timberwolves and Anthony Edwards battling to extend the Western Conference Finals in the NBA’s playoffs. Can Kyrie Irving and Luka Doncic send the Wolves home or will Minnesota live to play another game (2:00)?  Then, Bubba reacts to the MLB integrating records from the Negro Leagues, making Josh Gibson the MLB’s new career batting-average leader at .367, surpassing former Detroit Tigers Hall of Famer Ty Cobb (12:00). After, Dub debates former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo vs. Cincinnati Bengals signal caller Carson Palmer (15:30).  After, Peyton Manning vs. Brett Favre WHO YA GOT?? (19:00) Next, Bubba’s Uncle Ray comes back from the doctor’s to deliver another hilarious installment of HELL NAHH (28:00)!! Then, Dub talks about taking his girl to see usher (33:00), wonders who the best Boston Celtic of all-time is (37:45), then awards his Trashh of the Day (47:00). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume day they at the crib uh gang five ant-man stated that he wasn't gonna get swept but damn it you didn't get swept but what about this gang right here tonight that would matter damn the sweet you didn't get swept what you gonna do tonight how you gonna come out tonight how you gonna gather your troops tonight ant-man is what i'm ready to see is you gonna pull a cat to the side no more damn dumb files yeah no more dumb fight we files. We need you, fam. We need everybody. We need all hands on deck. If you're Ant-Man, that's what you're telling your big man. I need you, fam.

No more city files. Nas Reed, I need you to hit them open threes like you've been hitting. Michael Conley, continue to run the offense the way you've been running it. Break the defense down. Get you by 12 or 14 points tonight. If I'm Ant-Man, I'm talking to my

troops. I'm doing a team meeting right here today. The outside don't matter. It's between us. It's all about us. Yes, we down 3-1, but damn it, we ain't going to play like it. We're going to go out here. We're going to give it all I got.

First quarter, I'm going for it. coming out aggressive like a damn pit bull come here coming out shaking we ain't playing no game if i'm minnesota i got this kind of mind frame heading into this game we didn't got one let's get another that's what it's that's what it takes um i to see how Kyrie and Luka going to respond tonight have both had bad games at home can they bring the show on the road is what everybody want to know will the Dallas Mavericks end it on Minnesota home court tonight

that remains to be seen but if I'm Luka I'm coming out with the eye of the tiger I'm eating me some damn frosted flakes I'm feeling like Tony Tiger that's how I'm feeling if I'm coming out with the eye of the tiger. I'm eating me some damn frosted flakes. I'm feeling like Tony Tiger. Great! That's how I'm feeling if I'm local. All bullshit aside, I'm telling Jason Kidd, look, don't be worried about trying to bring me over here for the sideline for a breather or two. Dammit, I don't want no breather. I'm going for it tonight.

They got Lively back in the line up. That's to help. Another big man in the mix, jumping around, getting blocks, getting rebounds, catching the alley hoops. Yeah, Dallas Marriott should be okay tonight. Think I'm going over with a rum and done. Kyrie, come here. You're going to look like yourself last game, fam. What you need?

What you need? Some pineapples? You need some soup? You need some lettuce? Shit, what you talk to me? I did if I'm on Cuban I'm getting Kyrie Irving whatever the hell he need for this game tonight You don't want play with a team like this damn Timberwolves You don't want play with you want to go and take their ass out why you got the change right now Y'all say Durban bullshit and they he'll know Dallas up 3-1.

Will Minnesota let Dallas end it on their home court, or will Minnesota force a game six? It remains to be seen. We're going to see tonight how they're going to come out. Anthony Ellis already averaging 27.5 points. Goldberg averaging 10. For the Minnesota Timberwolves to win tonight, Goldberg, we're going to need about 14. They're going to need about tonight. Goldberg, we're going to need about 14.

They're going to need about 14 points from you. They're going to need about 14 rebounds. They're going to need about three or four blocks. That's what they're going to need from your big ass. So right now, you ought to be at the crib with the family, holding the baby, kissing the baby, walking the baby around your big old mansion or whatever you got. That's what you should be doing. Singing to the baby.

It's a big smile went up to August 5th. Yep, that's what you ought to be singing to the baby right now because a lot of players is in Cancun, Bali right now, Sandro P. That's what it is. But instead, you and your team fighting to get to the NBA final. Damn it, you ought to be focused right now. You ought to be drinking coconut water. Come here.

Getting massages. Come here. Yeah, getting them. The sun washing massages, if you ask me. Come here. You ought to be good and relaxed for the game. I ain't worried about nothing. You at the crib, man.

You ain't mental. So, you could have went fishing today in them Great Lakes. You got plenty of time on your hand. The game ain't till 8 to 9 tonight. What you waiting on? If I'm Jason Kidd, I'm calling my team in for a meeting and tell them I need a sense of urgency tonight. Yes, I know we up 3-1, but that don't mean shit. I'm looking local dead.

That fluid face. And look at him. All that crying, I don't want it. Not getting back on defense, I don't want to see it. Missing free throws, it can't happen. I'm going to need you locked in. Like A-'t happen. I'm going to need you locked in. Like A-Kung. I'm going to need you locked in, fam.

Focus. Ready to go. Headphones on before the game. Listen to whatever you're listening to. I don't know if you're listening to Sting or you're listening to Elton John. I'm still standing. Yo! Better than I've ever been.

Looking like a true survivor. Hey! That's what you got to be listening to for for the game I don't know what Kyrie listen to probably listen to Jay-Z DMX um ain't no telling what Kyrie listen to right now probably probably listen to Andre 3000 um instrumental record on album if you ask me that's probably what Kyrie listen to Andre 3000 that finger home music that he put out late on last year I'm just being real that's what Andre 3000. That figure at home music that he put out later on last year. I'm just being real. That's what Andre 3000 put out. That figure at home music. That elevator music that you listen to when you're growing up.

That's the kind of music that Andre 3000 put out last year. Y'all know I ain't lying. I love you three stack, but that was some bullshit. I'm thinking I'm finna hear some lyrics. I ain't heard shit but a damn humongous. You don't hear no damn humongous. I want to hear some lyrics. I'm going through a storm over him.

That's what I want to hear. Nevertheless, nevertheless, who y'all got tonight? Wolves, Mavs, who you got? Game five. Is it over for the Wolves? What if the Wolves force game six? I'm hopefully patting my home. No, I'm patting my home.

I'm not going to be in Minnesota. Hopefully Randy Mouse up there tonight. Hopefully Kevin Gornick up there tonight. You know, the Sam Cassell, the Latrell Sprewells of the world. Terrell Brandons. Y'all, Stephon Marbury. Hopefully A-Rod. We know his big chest having ass going to be there.

He the only other team. But how that's going to go down tonight, y'all, it remains to be seen. But I can't wait. Ain't nothing else going on right now. It was boring as hell last night. Y'all know I'm in line it wasn't shit to do last night wasn't no game on all i did was sit back and watch forensic files that's what i did man when they know games i'll be boring as hell man and and with the kids being out from school oh my god man man they running my damn food bill man i'm spending five hundred500 a week on food behind these damn kids.

The school need to open back up for me. See, I'm sick. I miss school already. I miss dropping their asses off. Time they wake up, they hungry. Every five minutes, they hungry. They want to do this. They want to do it. My kid had like money growing trees. See, my kid's eight and six. They forget they has a job. Do you hear me? Come here. Give me a look. Take your head down to McDonald's and take this order. Sweep off the parking lot. Spread out. Do something. Shit, I can't wait for the school store back, man.

But who you got, man, tonight? I'm picking, I think Minnesota going to win tonight at home. I don't know why, but that's just my pick for the night. I'm riding with the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight. I'm thinking they come out, get the job done, get on back down to the Dallas and force the game six. But if Dallas come out aggressive, not letting the home crowd get into them, not doing stupid turnovers that they were doing. I seen Kyrie do some shit the other night.

I ain't never seen him in the fourth quarter. What's that, Doug? Passing the damn ball. Kyrie don't pass no ball in no damn fourth quarter. They got my mind wondering, what the hell going on? Is Dallas giving this game away or what? I'm like, y'all, what's really going on? Some bullshit.

Kyrie Irving don't pass no ball in no damn fourth quarter. He's shooting it. Jumping up in the air. Passing it. He don't jump up and throw the ball. When Kyrie ever do that't pass no ball in no damn four quarter. He's shooting it. Jumping up in the air. Passing it. He don't jump up and throw the ball. When Kyrie ever do that shit? Not never. Had me wondering for a minute.

But maybe it was fatigue. I don't know. But they lost that game. They had a bad game. Hopefully it don't translate to this game. I want to see a great game from both squads. I want to see Cat go off. I want to see Ant-Man go off.

I want to see Nas Reed go off. I want to see-Man go off. I want to see Nas Reed go off. I want to see Luka go off. I want to see Kyrie go off. I want to see PJ Washington. You were missing last game, fam. Where you at? I don't know where your game was at, but hopefully you brought it with your ass up here in Minnesota because there wasn't nowhere in Dallas. Wasn't in Oak Cliff.

Wasn't in Denton. Wasn't in Louisville. Wasn't in Frisco. Wasn't nowhere in that damn area. I'm going to need you to bring it tonight. Your teammates need you. This is what you're in the offseason. This is what you work hard for on your game. And you have training camp to, you know what I'm saying, to come together with your brothers, man, and bond.

This is what that shit all about right now. You got a chance to go to the NBA final. Damn it, you need to be on point. Ain't no time for no bullshit like me and my cousin we're working a job we're working this job together white man done gave us a job we're making 12 hours an hour and all of a sudden my cousin want to snort pot on the job nigga what's wrong with you we don't start no damn potty and you started on the job man get your ass out of here. I have to make a decision.

Either let my cousin work this job on powder or go and tell the boss what my cousin was doing. Come on. I hurry up and call the boss. Man, he on drugs. That's why he sweating like that in 50 degree weather. You know what, Jerry? You sure right. I know damn well I'm right.

Get him a pot of him. Fam, what's good? We got to let you go Let my cousin go. I worked that damn job out my damn self. Come here I like I told my boss since I fired my cousin. She you got to up my pay to $20 now See what you tell my I don't know about that. Well, I'm gonna tell you why you cheat See that's me. I told you I'm dirty'm dirty yeah i'm gonna go down dirty scoundrel in the words of richard proud oip that's me i'll tell it on your ass boy i ain't gonna play no games which but tonight picking the wolves could be wrong like i say normally i'm wrong i just think the wolves at home i think they can

get them one more force of game six and then we'll'll see what the Dallas Mavericks can do from there. But switching from the NBA, I want to switch to another topic that's not really making headlines as it should. The MLB, the shout out to the MLB. They are now enforcing that the Negro Baseball League, that their stats and their records will be moved over to the MLB now. First of all, let me say thank you, MLB. It's been a long time coming. In case y'all didn't know, some of y'all do know, back in the day, the Negroes was not even allowed on the same field as the MLB players, but all that being changed. And we have a new career batting average now in the MLB. It belongs

to the Negro player, Josh Gibson. RIP. RIP to Josh Gibson. Your batting average is 372. That's the new MLB batting average leader in the game today. Babe Ruth, your ass hot as hell.

Yeah, Babe Ruth, drunk ass hot as hell. Yeah, Babe Ruth, drunk ass, hot enough, not do me. Babe Ruth is a goat. Him and Ty Cobbs, goats. But it's a new sheriff in town now, and it belong to Josh Gibson. My God, my God, my God. Finally got it right. Them brothers went through a damn struggle, knowing they were just as good or not better than the players in the nba nba mlb but they wasn't allowed on the same damn field with them because of segregation my god had times to change my god and i know it's gonna be a lot of people out there protesting man it ain't right shut your ass up because the way we've been treated over a hundred years i ain't been right either but we ain't here for that ass up because the way we've been treated over a hundred years i

ain't been right either but we ain't here for that we can't blame our forefathers of what happened we only can work on today and that what matters now how we are moving forward today in the mlb is definitely moving forward in my damn eyes hopefully it's moving forward in your damn eyes it shouldn't be nobody mad about this stat right here. You mean to tell me Josh Gibson couldn't get out there and do it against Babe Ruth now? Shit, stop it. You know damn well he could.

Betting 372? That's awesome. And I'm here today as a proud black man to say, thank you, MLB. Yes, it's been a long time coming but y'all finally finally finally finally got it right from me to y'all thank y'all get in the comment section right now and say dub i didn't know nothing about this well espn posted it but they ain't really just go in like they go into any other subject maybe it's not as hot as a topic as it should be,

but man, I'm so excited about this as well. Like I say, Josh Gibson, he moved ahead of Ty Cobbs, who was batting 367, and that's great too as well. So them boys was hitting that ball, man. So times have changed. We're moving forward. Yeah, if you want to do more research on it, you're welcome to. I'm just putting y'all up on game. What's going on in the world right now, man? Check that out. Real talk. We're back. We're rocking and rolling. Like I said, we're over here five days a week on the Bubble Dub Show. Monday through Friday, if you can't watch me, you can always listen to me on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Just type in the Bubble Dub Show. I'm going to pop up. We're going to get into our debates. Who you got? Carson Palmer or Tony Romo?

For me, I'm going with Tony Romo. That number nine was something serious with Dallas. Do you hear me? Say what you want to say about Tony Romo. He ain't never won no Super Bowl, but damn it, he got Dallas out of a slump. Y'all remember them Quincy Corbett days? Y'all remember them damn trash head days?

I do, and I'll never forget them. Romo? Shit, Romo was balling. Let me give you Romo stats before y'all get to hating on him. Romo total yards, 34,183 yards. TDs at 248 touchdown passes, 117 picks. That's too many damn picks, Romo. But his rating was 97.

Completion passes was he completed 65% of his passes. That's damn good for an NFL quarterback. If my quarterback is completing 65% of his damn passes, damn it, I want him on my damn team. You damn right. Right here. Right here. I'm going to stop.

I'm going to stop. Hey, I'm Robert Tony Romo, Carson Palmer, any day. Carson Palmer was an all-right quarterback. you damn right right here right here i'm gonna stop y'all gonna hey i'm robbie tony romo cost upon me any day cost upon me was all right quarterback come out of usc um his total yards he had passing was 46 000 yards he had 294 touchdowns had 187 picks his passing rating was 87 but uh his completions was 62 like i say he wasn't no slouch but he wasn't no damn tony romo he wasn't no damn tony romo i'm saying that right now and all they did was throw the ball in cincinnati all they did was throw it to ocho that's all they did from 2004 to 2010 with the uh cincinnati being all carson palma did was throw that damn ball. That's all it did. Romo had to hand it off. Y'all forgot?

Yeah, we had the Marion Ball. The DeMarco Marion. Him. I remember when the Dallas Cowboys ran DeMarco Marion's ass in the ground. Ain't bullshit. I think DeMarco Marion had almost over 300 carries one year. Jerry Jones handed it to him. Him.

Him. Fourth and eight. Him. Handed that motherfucker off. That's what you got to do sometimes when you got to work hard like that. You just got to give them the ball and get out their damn way. And I don't blame Jerry for giving DeMarco the ball because at times, Romo will turn that damn ball over.

My real Cowboy fan would know we love Tony, but in the clutch, he'll turn that motherfucker over. Hey, you breaking your TV? Putting everybody out the house. There's been plenty of times Tony Romo had me putting my mom and daddy in the house. I love you, but you got to go. Where we going to go? I don't know where you're going, but you're getting your ass up out of here. Imagine you inviting everybody over to your house, man, for your little Dallas Cowboys party. man, you got ribs, brisket, rotel dip, baked beans, links, you got all that, man, Cowboys start the game off on fire, man, that's what I'm

talking about, on fire, next thing you know, they losing, and you mean to tell me some of your family gonna be going back in the kitchen talking shit to you and getting to go play, I be damn, Your family going to be going back in the kitchen talking shit to you and getting to go play. I'll be down. I'll be down. Put that damn plate down and get your ass up out of here. I'm eating this rest of the week for leftovers. Come here.

I'm taking this damn meal to work with me tomorrow. Come here. Going to have a break room smelling good. Do what you could. Rips. Brisket. Let me have a bite. Never.

Hell no. When you and your family have y'all get together, you want to invite me? You think I'm finna give you something to get good food? I'll be down. I'm going to have a whole workplace, man, that like brisket. Come here. Yeah. Yeah.

Honey, barbecue, south. Come here. Y'all don't know nothing about that. So for me, out of Carson Palmer and Tony Romo, your bought Bubba Dub going with Tony Romo and it ain't got shit to do with the Dallas Cowboys. I just think Tony Romo was a better NFL quarterback than Carson Palmer. Now we're talking about college. I have to go with Carson Palmer. But we talk about the NFL, the National Football League. National Football League. I'm riding with number nine, Tony Romo. Who you got?

Get in the comment section right now and say, duh, you get going for Tony Romo because he was the cowboy. Some of y'all say, no, I like Carson Pomerbeck. Well, whoever you like, it don't matter. It's all our opinions. Get in the comment section. Write it down. Let's talk about it.

Got another debate we're going to talk about today. You got Brett Favre or you got Peyton Manning. Well, well for me i don't want a damn thing bread for i've got until he turned them damn steps in do you hear me i don't want a damn thing bread for i've got until he turned them damn steps in i need some brisket too fam some ribs some links some um some chicken some fish shit come on let me take me to hcb fall, and then I'll pick you. But for that, I'm going with Peyton Manning. Come on. Goddamn Peyton, um, goddamn Peyton Manning. Um, quarterback record

186 wins, 79 losses. Um, Brett Favre had an 186 win, but 112 losses. Yup. Peyton Manning got two rings. Brett Favre got one. You damn right. Passing yours again, I got to go with page manager 270 brett ford 237 passing td page manager 539 brett ford 508 interception uh page manager had

251 drew i mean brett ford had 336 but for me pro bowls mangan 14 4 of 11 both are hall of fame players don't don't don't don't misquote me on none of this. Both of them are Hall of Fame players. But for me, if I'm going to start a team and I need the quarterback, I'm going with Peyton Manning right now. And let's be real. If it wasn't for them cheating-ass Patriots, Peyton Manning would have more damn rings than what he got.

Now get in the comment section right now and tell me I'm lying. If it wasn't for them cheating ass Patriots, Peyton Manning would have more Super Bowl rings than what he got now. And that's a fact, Jack. That's the first quarterback I ever... And they say, Brett, then they say Dan Marino was doing it. You know, that's before my time.

But they say the way Peyton Manning would have control of an offense, the audible, the shift. I mean, he ran the whole offense himself. He had a coach, but he had everything on his wrist. If you watch Peyton Manning, he had everything on his wrist. And he ran the offense the way he ran it.

Ran the no-hooker offense. Ran it fast, catching defenses. Not surprised, catching them outsides. It was time when the offense wouldn't even substitute. So if the offense don't substitute, that means the defense can't substitute either. So think about it, man. I catch you in a certain defense. Peyton Manning know you're in a certain defense,

and you don't have a personnel to stop the offensive personnel that they are lining up in. Your ass in trouble. That was something kind of a mismatch that Peyton Manning was able to do to the league. I just like Peyton, man. He was just smooth with it. He didn't have the strongest arm, as y'all say, or throw a deep ball, but he was accurate.

One thing about Peyton Manning, man, he was accurate. He knew where he was going to go with the ball. Didn't really make that many mistakes. But when he did, it was just the Patriots or he was in the playoffs as much. mistakes, but when he did, it was just the Patriots or he was in the playoffs as much. So for me, I got to ride with Peyton Manning over Brett Favre any day of the week.

Brett Favre, man. Hey, man, come take me grocery shopping, fam. That's all I ask. If you take me grocery shopping, then maybe I will put you ahead of Peyton. But until you take my black-ass grocery shopping on Brett Favre, I ain't going to be able to do it. I'm just being honest with y'all. So get in the comment section right now, y'all. Let me know who y'all taking. Brett Favre or I ain't going to be able to do it. I'm just being honest with y'all. So get in the comment section right now, y'all.

Let me know who y'all taking. Brett Favre or Peyton Manning. We got Hell Now all day coming up. Segment coming up today. Unc is back from the doctor. He got his pills. Yeah, yeah, he got them Viagras. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unc said he back in the game now. We got Trash of the Day coming up, man. Stay tuned. We got plenty more of them on the Bubble Dub show. We locked in. I'm going to give you my prize picks tonight, too, as well, so you can lock in on them, so you can win you some money. What?

Yeah, I'm giving y'all my picks right here on this show. I know a lot of y'all said y'all want, somebody said they want $200. Shout out to you. Hopefully, you use my promo code. Like I said, this show is being presented by Prize Picks. Who? Prize Picks. This show is being presented by PrizePix. Who? PrizePix. This show is being presented by PrizePix. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. That's right. If you're a first

time user, let Bubba Dub walk you through this and help you out. It'll match all the way up to $100. So if you put $100 in today, then guess what? They're going to give you $100. So that's $200 you can play with. But let me give you my pitch for the night. Tonight, I got Kyrie Irving. They got him slated to have 22 and a half points. I pick more. They got Luka slated to have 30 and a half points. I pick more. But why you put more on Kyrie?

Because they both had bad game the last game. They in Minnesota. Hey, they going to come out balling. You don't think them two men trying to get this damn series over with? You a damn lie. Okay, my third pick, I pick Jaden McDaniels to have more than 10.5 points. Damn right. He at home.

He a Timberwolves. He at home. He going to have more than 10.5 points tonight. He might have about 15 or 20. You damn right. Nas Reed, they got him slated to have 11 points tonight. I put more. He at the high.

You think Nas Reed going to hit about 3 or 4 threes a night? You a damn lie. You think he ain't? Man, I know he is. Daniel Gafford, the center for the half. You think Nairi is going to hit about 3-4-3 tonight? You a damn lie if you think he ain't. Man, I know he is. Daniel Gafford, the center for the male, and got him saved to have 6.5 rebounds. Come on. Don't have it by 12.

Come on. That's my prize pitch for tonight. I win more on everything tonight. Just what? The only way you're going to win on prize pick, y'all, if you're going to play, tune in and download the number one fantasy sports betting app that it is, man. I guarantee you, man, you're going to love it over here here it's either more or less yeah stay tuned man yeah believe that man

hell no except me over next let's go welcome back uh what's going on? We got you. We bring you back for the Hell Nah segment. It's your time to shine. Shit, let's get to it. See, I missed y'all today, but I'm here now. Here you go with this hat, man. I don't know what you're doing with this little Mortal Kombat hat.

I tell you, I'm mowing yours. That's what I do. All right, let's go. Let's get at it. You ready? Yeah, I'm born ready. All right. Unc, would you take a new iPhone 16 when it come out?

Hell no. iPhone 16? Boy, I ain't a new iPhone 16 when it come out? A flip phone Here we go with you. Shit. iPhone. iPhone. Hell no. Better pay my own regular landline. Hell no. Talking about cell phone. Hell no. You still got a landline, Unc? Hell yeah, boy.

I've been in the same since 40 years. Shit. Ain't changing my damn number. Man, landline for people to be on house arrest. Shit. Hell no. I ain't never been on that. Hell no.

I ain't house arrest. Hell no. I got another one for you, Unc. What do you got? Unc, would you sell drugs if you weren't broke today? Hell no, boy. I told you I'm scared of jail. I'll sell no goddamn drugs for what?

But I'm a working man. Boy, I got that more than 100 goddamn yards. Boy, I'm not going to sell no dope, no what? Hell no. Man, you talk all that stuff like you tough. I am tough, but I ain't tough enough to go to no damn prison. Now, now, now. See, see, you going, now you're strong here, and now you're weak.

You know what I'm saying to you? No, ain't nothing but men. I like women. So I'm not going in no damn jail for no damn body. Man, you don't think you'll hold the jail cell down? Hell no. I can't hold my own bedroom now. How the hell am I holding a jail cell that don't belong to me? Hell no. I'm not holding

that shit down. I don't even like the word jail. I make sure I don't do nothing around you. Bet not. Your ass will be in there. Got another one for you. What you got? Now, last time I asked you about, would you slap a pastor? Or would he let the pastor slap you?

My fault. But now, would you ever become a pastor? Hell no. Boy, I'm not finna play with God like that. You know how many hoes I don't slap with? Hell no. Boy, God wouldn't allow it. Man, I had to get on my knees three or four times a day and pray to God for the sins I committed.

Me being a pastor, getting up there sweating and lying. Hell no. I ain't going to do it. What I say in church, I'm going to be doing something else different. See, I don't want to be a hypocrite. That's what's wrong with the world today, nephew. It's hypocrites out here. And I don't want to be one of them.

See, I know you can't put me in a room full of them hoes. I'm going to do something. You understand what I'm saying? I'm going to do something. I've been in and lost my whole damn congregation behind them hoes. But that's what most of the pastors do now. That's what they say now. I'm a man of God. I'm not going to criticize them pastors for doing what they do. That's their

business. I'm worried about me. I know what I do. You put me in a room with one of them hoes, I'm going to go back and do that. Yeah, I'm going to bend there and spin there and run in the hall of fame. The Lord knows that. He knows. He knows. I ain't going to do right. You ain't going to do right on? Not at all. Well, at least you're a man to

say that you ain't going to do nothing like that. Absolutely. I just came from a doctor. I just got a prescription. This big. Full of I'm ready. What you get from the doctor? Man, what you going to do with that? Hey, leave my auntie alone.

We got to have dinner later. She is the devil. I ain't trying to hear all that. My bad. My bad. My bad. I don't even know if I should ask you this. Talk to me.

No, I ain't got that much time, but talk while I let you. Talk to me. Would you go to one of those Hollywood parties that you're happy to go to? Hell no. Hollywood party. Hell no. Hell no. But my cousin, when I'm done, 87 to one of them parties.

Came back dressed like RuPaul. Hell no. Ain't nothing but Quaaludes and everything else going on up there. Hell no. I'm going to goddamn Hollywood. I can see Hollywood on TV, nephew. What do I need to go up there and party with them for? I ain't got no money. They got them velvet couches. I don't know. I ain't sitting on no damn couch.

I ain't taking no Quaaludes. Hell no. Velvet? Oh, no. No. Hell no. I'm not, no. No, hell no. I'm not going to damn Hollywood for that. You can go. I ain't going up there. Ain't nothing up there for me. Ain't nothing up there for me. I ain't never went outside the city limits.

What make you think I'm going to go to Hollywood? Shit, I can't read. Can't fly either. I ain't got no driver's license, but I've been getting along 55 years just fine. Hold on. Tell me. You can't read? Hell no.

But the last person that could read in my family died at 93. So, shit. Hell no. We had no education. I had a full-time job at eight. Hey, man. It's been a crazy one with you once again.

We appreciate you coming out. That's your time. I appreciate it. Y'all shorted me five hours last time. Now, y'all got to come on right with the money. I ain't going to keep coming on this damn show. Y'all ain't paying me. Nah, I'm starting to get up shit. I got my hand on my OT right now.

And I ain't talking about overtime. That's the charge. We like to cut checks. You wanted cash, so we had to charge for cashier check. Okay. Well, guess what? Don't want you to write a check that your ass can't cash. Because if I raise up, you're going to be trouble.

Trouble. All right, man. Let me get you out of here before we have to call security. Now walk it out. Hey, man, we back. I hope y'all enjoy Unc. Unc crazy as hell, man. That man said he is not going to them Hollywood parties.

I don't blame him one damn bit because I ain't going to them damn Hollywood parties. But speaking of Hollywood and things that's going on in the entertainment world, ushers to be honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award At BET award damn awesome. I took my damn girl to a concert. I ain't seen her rabbit ass It damn awesome He was sweating and glistening and shit like a honey baked ham and wild boy and he was just looking at my girl nice He just moving his body like this and circle emotion and shit boy be still boy

Yeah, you got like you on them 30s You can't move all that pop and when you see people dancing like this pop lock and then sit on 30s We not seeing James Brown sliding across the field on 30s when you see Michael Jackson slide through on 30s when you see Elvis Presley She ain't nothing but a hound on 30s, when you sing Elvis Presley, she ain't nothing but a hound. On 30s. Keep your woman away from them Negroes. Do you hear me? Them entertainers that can move their body like this. Boy, shit.

Hey, you crying? Hey, you crying? Now, I done spent $400 on them damn tickets. And just to take her up here and see us. Now, he done took her from me. I don't like that. I don't like that either. Now she burning.

Oh, these are my confessions. Hey, I'm just saying, y'all, man. Shout out to Usher on the Live Time Achievement Award, man. He deserve it, man. Usher been putting out countless hits over the years. Like I say, man, they all. It's 7 o'clock on the dock. I'm in my drop top cruising the streets.

Doom, doom, doom, doom. I got a pretty little desk ready for me. Speaking of drop tops, I know y'all seen that video of old school in his drop top convertible riding down the road getting top. I know y'all saw it. Old school would get top, and she didn't stop. Let me tell you something. A lot of y'all were hating. Man, she gonna go to jail.

No, she ain't. She doing what she supposed to do. She, nigga, rent was due. Card note was due. Kids needed food. Fam said, come take a ride with me. And she did. Riding down the the road ride 985

y'all know what i'm talking about though hey man we're gonna have fun over on this show i keep telling y'all man this hey we ain't gonna get talk sports we're gonna talk everyday live we're gonna talk about everything i do comedy like i say i'm in fort wayne indiana this weekend friday and saturday four shows make sure you grab them tickets. Come see me, my boy JB Braswell. Charlie, yeah, got the hometown favorite over there. He's going to be hosting the show for you, boy.

Hey, it's going down, man. If you ain't never been to one of them Bubba Dub shows, man, you're missing the treat. You got to pull up and check your boy out. Also, like I say, I seen y'all get in the comments. Y'all had me laughing. Duh, we love you. But man, man, we ain't ordering that fight. Man ain't going to do that. The fight on Amazon Prime. Now y'all say if it's on Amazon Prime, y'all going to support it. Well, if the fight is on Amazon

Prime, all you got to do is go to Amazon Prime. I know y'all already got it. And order the fight, man. Invite your friends and family over. Charge them $5 or whatever, man. How can these people make their money if we don't support them? We want people to support us. Why can't we support them? It's $100. Man, y'all come on, man. Y'all making all this money, man.

Y'all can't spend $100, $80, $100 on a fight. Man, stop it. Something that you're going to enjoy. Yeah, something you're going to enjoy. And you can use it to your advantage. Jump on PrizePick with it, too. Yeah. See, I'm smart.

Jump on PrizePick. Make you some money. Then you can make a fool. How about that? Yeah. See, I'm smart. Jump on prize pick, make you some bed, then you make a fool. How about that? How about that, man? Just check out the fight, man. If you're in Vegas, go to the fight. Like I say, I'm going to be the, I can't wait. Real talk, who y'all got? Back, who y'all got

if the Mavs win tonight? Who y'all got in the finals? Boston or the Mavs? Talk to me. Who you got? I know Boston already. I don't know how the finals boston or the males talk to me who you got i know boston already don't i don't know how many ring boston silvers got as a team but they got a lot of them i think dallas ain't got but what one one ring say at least what would this ring do for jason tagum what would this ring do for jaylen brown what would this ring do for luca what would this ring do for kairi without lebron change what would these rings do for Luka what would this ring do for Kyrie without LeBron James what would these rings do I think Boston got uh 17 Boston got 17 rings uh I think Dallas I think Dallas Marin might have one if I ain't mistaken if I am I know y'all gonna tell me and

comment the Dallas got more than one, but I think they only got one Championship ring is What I'm thinking Again the comment section right now. Let me know who's the greatest Boston Celtic ever ever and you got power periods you got Very bird you got a bill Russell like you got John Havlicek in there. So who you got greatest Celtic ever? Dallas Maverick, it's kind of hard to say who, because right now you had to go with Dirk,

but Luka's still in his career, still playing, got a long time to go. But let's see how that ends with that as well. But we got trash of the day coming up man we got trash of the day coming up y'all already know who i'm giving trash data to it's crazy it's crazy it's a crazy trash of the day man and and it goes to this guy by the name of uh cory harris man y'all gotta y'all gotta watch this footage check this footage out um dude was going to court but he was going he was doing it through a zoom call he was on court in zoom call and uh apparently the guy was in trouble for not having a driver license and then he calls

into the court as y'all would see driving the damn car how you gonna not have no license you in trouble you going to court behind no driver license and you jump on the zoom car with the court with the judge driving the car with no drive with no with no i can't make this shit up this shit my black people do oh my god man make this shit make sense fam you should have acted like your your shit froze up or something man you come on dawg how you gonna go to court on a zoom call for not having your license fam and then you you driving this got to be the most stupidest shit of the year man this the trash of the year so far for me. Corey have trash. Need your ass beat for this shit, man.

Now you looking puzzled. You look like you're too big for that damn car if you had me. Boy, you need a bus. If you had me, you need one of them caravans, man. Real talk. You look like you're too big for every... Look like you're an offensive lineman. Look, we need you on the cowboy on, big face having that... Look at you.

Glasses big every... Oh, my God, man. Y'all check this big face having that. Look at you. Glasses big. Oh, my God. Man, y'all check this shit out, man. This shit crazy. I hope this ain't one of y'all cousins or something. Y'all need to slap him with a trash bag over his head. Pow. Trash. That's what y'all can tell his ass.

Now he got to turn himself in. Now he got to go to jail. Got to turn yourself in by six. Ain't that something? The game don't come on eight. Boy, you going to fuck around. I missed the game. You're going to miss the game being crazy. Man, you shouldn't even took that damn zoom call fam and driving no license shit you're gonna be in there two weeks that judge ain't playing with

your ass boy you're gonna be in there two weeks i ain't bullshit and that judge look like that guy that guy who played on the wire that uh that district attorney on the wire y'all know what i'm talking about too dude snitched on his own damn self got his own self in trouble boy that crazy boy ain't never seen nothing like this damn a lot shout out to my people out there in tacoma washington i'm gonna be out there june 7th through the 8th yeah tacoma washington be at nate's jackson uh comedy. Grab them tickets right now. I'm going to be at Tacoma Watson at Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. Grab them tickets. I'm going to be there June 7th through June 8th.

That's a Friday and a Saturday. I believe that June 16th, Father's Day. Nigga, all my fathers that's watching this show right now, we're going to be in North Charleston Performing Arts in South Carolina June 16th. It's going to be Father's Day. I need all my fathers that's watching this show to stand up and do this. My studs, sit your ass down. This ain't your day. If you're a stud watching the show, I love you, but sit your rabbit ass down. This ain't

your day after doing this. For what? I done got into with my damn cousin because I told her, she hit me up to my family. We celebrating Father's Day at the crib. I'm like, shit, aunt going gonna be there nah i'm talking about me never ain't no damn father like i say you might got a haircut like me might wear a muscle shirt like me might got more muscles than me but you ain't no damn man you a woman yeah anything i'm gonna get your ass i'm gonna get your ass and tampon that's what i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get your ass and. Damn right. And return my damn tool set. Been having my damn tool set three damn weeks now.

Calling me. You want to be a man, but you can't change no flat. Hell no. Let me know if I'm right or wrong, man. I'm giving my stud cousin some maxi pads. She ain't getting no damn manly gift from me for what? She ain't mad. She a woman.

Say I talk to my studs, I tell you, you know I love y'all, man. Y'all let me know if I'm right or wrong, man. Y'all check out them dates and come see me at these shows. Stop playing with me. Come see me at these shows, man. Real talk, we having fun at these shows. We doing a whole lot of things. Doing back to school drive too for the kids where I'm from. Alto,

Texas and Lufkin, Texas. I'm doing a back to school drive for the kids. Backpacks, paper, pen, pencils. We doing all that and I'm providing with pizza for the kids. Kids is everything to me, man. I don't give a damn about you grownups. Y'all can stall. It's all about the kids.

Me, real tall. For my football heads watching the show right now, your football team whoever your team is who you expecting the most out of this year like i'm a cowboy fan right i'm a cowboy fan and i'm a coach fan and i'm a texan fan and i'm a jaguar fan i'm a fan a lot team but i'm a i'm a cowboy fan first i'm a coach fan right so I'm expecting Dak Prescott to have a great year. We need it. Without it, we ain't going to do a me, me, ta, ta.

I need the real Dak Prescott to stand up, show how to be a mother, can lead her, and get us past the first round. That's what I need Dak to do. Coach Anthony Richardson got hurt last year. Even though they still made the playoff, I need Anthony Richardson to duplicate what he did last year. Because he got some help over there now. Got this running back for the full year because he held out a couple games to Mike Jonathan Taylor.

I need Anthony Richardson to take this damn team by storm. I think he can do it. Jacksonville, Jaguar. Who you expecting? Somebody. Who? The quarterback. You damn right.

Lawrence, come on. God damn it. Time for you. Come on. Hit it. You and Doug P damn right Lawrence come on god damn it's time for you come on hit it you're in the prison come on I'm gonna need y'all to come on stand come on with it Jaguars you've been teetering man for the last four five years you've been teetering man it's time to go on and jump over that hurdle man time to go on and jump over that hurdle and sorry to my Texan fans you know I'm rocking with y'all, man. I think CJ Styles, you got to do what you did last year. You brought in Stephon D. Y'all really got to tank out them. Damn it, make something happen.

That's what I'm expecting out of these teams this year. Why not, man? You got to expect greatness from these players, man. That's why I'm there with it. I mean, what y'all there with it? Like I say, if you're a Vegas Ra fan, if you're a Vegas Raider fan, who you expecting this year? Is it Devontae Adams?

Or is it coming from your defense? Or whatever it might be, let me know. You know? Be a hanging. I see you out here still talking, crying about Ryan Garcia. Man, let that shit go, fam. Hey, only way y'all gonna do this shit is y'all need to run that shit back. But stop

doing all this damn crying, man. It's looking real weak from y'all, B. I know that's your son. I know you hurt that he lost, but get over it. Whether Ryan cheated or not, let that shit go. And Devin, get back in the ring. Get back to training. Get back to being the champion that you are. Don't let this shit stop

you, bro. Y'all looking like some real crybabies right now. And that ain't y'all, Bill. I heard y'all some real standing up brothers. I get over here and laughing, Joe, because that's my job. But at the end of the day, I respect everybody. But stop all this downwind and crying, going in on these shows, crying. Champ, I see you on here trying to defend yourself here and there. Stop all that bullshit, man. You probably be enjoying life, fam. You know what I'm talking about? On the jet somewhere, feet popped up. Not this shit shit y'all keep doing this back and forth shit our own we our own we our own worst enemies we only want to keep going back and forth with one another in this world stop it stop that bullshit floyd we know who you are man 50 and 0

the greatest to ever do it ride off into the sunset man stop stop bickering you and devon i mean bill come together Y'all start some kind of foundation and start giving back to these people of some kind of way. Something y'all could do, but not this bickering shit. I'm sick of looking at it each and every day in the headlines, man. We bigger and we better than this shit, man. It's all about ownership.

How about you and Floyd? You already got your promotion going. You and Bill come together, grab some more fighters that's up and coming and put this shit together and become up on the one big umbrella. How about that? How about me and you that's watching this show and that's in the chat? Let's stop all this hating and talking now and start loving one another. Start applying one another.

It's okay to give people their props and respect. Man, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, young lady. Keep doing what you're doing. It's okay to uplift people. Man, I want people to uplift me. I don't want nobody to talk me down. Now, we're going to get on here. We're going to talk shit about

these players. We're going to have fun, this and that, but it ain't personal. Hell no, it ain't personal. Why? Because I don't know them to be personal. That's never me. I'm here to talk shit, and if they had a bad game, I'm going to talk shit, and hopefully next game, they come out here and ball out. Hell, and if they took anything from me, see, I

love it because I made you play better. I ain't really did nothing. I'm just calling your ass out because you done missed a damn ticket. That's the only thing I'm talking about. You done gonna keep it real in 100 over here. And if you're watching this show, then you know right now, I'll send your ass to jail. Shit, I'm being, I'll send your ass to jail in a

minute. My sister calling me, having problems with her boyfriend. Man, we done gotten two or three times. He done something to me. You ain't put the law in his life yet, sis. Don't be calling me with that bullshit. Don't call me. Put the laws in his damn life. He might not listen to you. He might not listen to me, but he's going to listen to

them damn boys in the blue. I promise you. I don't give a damn who he is. Any man, any woman can sit up here and talk shit all day long about what they'll do to you and what they'll do to the next person. But when them police is in their face, they going to do a damn thing. Tell me I'm lying. I know I ain't. I done seen it. I done seen the baddest mother. I act right when them red and white blue lights pull up. Now you want to run? Uh-uh. Come here. Come here, Charles

Braff. I'll call your whole damn name. Yeah, and I'll give it to him, too. I think I won't be writing no damn statement. Will you write a statement, Bubba Dug? And we'll it'll be this damn long when I'm done with it. That's how long the list will be. And I'll go right down there and press charges on your ass. Then I'm going to call your mama

and tell her I had to do it. He going to jail. Better get your bail money. He going. But what do you do? You're going to find out. get your bail money. He going. But what did he do? You going to find out. You going to find out when you call around and they tell you what he done or it's going to be

the new paper. What he done? You going to find out. Just hold on and be patient. God damn it, like Christmas time coming. You in this December. You got 25 damn days

to find out what kind of gift you got under that tree. Well, guess what? When they process his ass, you got about an hour or two hours before they release the information.

Come on. Bring your rabbit ass in. If you're just not tuning into this they release the information. Come on. When you ready to ask him? If you're just not tuning into this show because you've been bullshitting or you're just not getting off from work, I've been talking about the males in the woods. I've been talking about the Negro League. They finally got their stats and everything inducted into the MLB now, which is a wonderful thing. We're talking about us. I lost my girl to us.

She probably burning, but that's my confession. We're talking about Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, Carson Palmer, Tony Romo. Talking about prize picks today. Talking about my stud cousin over here. Talking about going to jail.

I'll send your ass if you ain't never been. I ain't never been to jail. You want to go? I'll send you. We can change that real goddamn quick. Get out of the line.

Let me find out you riding around here with no insurance. Like my S.A.s be doing. Then when you hit their ass They jump out the car speaking no English I be, god damn, come here God damn it, come here

You read that, uh, odometer What that speed odometer say? Post be driving 50 You driving 70 You know you a speed Come here No English Well, god damn it, you no jail

That's where you going Y'all stop playing with me The hub ain't gonna play no damn games with you If you love this show like I love this show Then you know what to do Hit that like button Hit that subscribe subscribe button. Keep tuning in each and every day. We five days a week over here. We rocking and rolling. Yeah, we rocking and rolling. I can't believe you doing. You've been consistent. You damn right. Father, it's the only time in my

life I ever been consistent. Now, all I got to do is get consistent in my kids' lives and damn it, here I am. I've been praying to God, help me be a better father. Yes, Lord, even though I don't like him, help me be a better father. Bless me to feed him, because these damn kids eat more than anybody. Come here. Come here. Goddamn right. Game five tonight, Minnesota in the world. Minnesota in the mouth.

Who you got? Tune in. Go and get your prize picks ready. Yeah, because it's going down. See y'all ass tomorrow. This the Bubba Dub Show. One.