Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub reacts to Cowboys getting blown out at home AGAIN by the Eagles

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to react to the Dallas Cowboys embarrassing 34-6 loss to Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles. You wanna know why Dub keeps switching teams? This is why!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The volume. Y'all see how I look today? Do I look like I really want to come over here and do this today? But y'all forced me to do that. I didn't really, I didn't want to switch teams. I didn't want to do it. Each and every mother can week loss after loss after loss after loss. Every night I had to fight to prove my love. Hit the like button if you guys not coming on and man hit the like

button y'all. Hit the subscribe button. All my lovely followers that subscribe to me and waiting on me to go live mother f**ker I love you. But I got a migraine because I'm dealing with pain. I'm dealing with real pain up here. Some of you probably wondering why Bubba keep switching teams because I'm trying to find the right one. So you ain't got to ask me no damn more about who I'm with. I'm about to show you. no more about who I'm with. I'm about to show you. I'm a Buffalo Bill and I'm a Detroit Lions fan and I don't give a damn who don't like it.

Santa Claus ain't got to like it. He ain't got to bring me no damn presents this year. I ain't won no way. So that mean I've been very bad. Do you understand what I'm telling y'all here today? The Philadelphia Eagles tore the Cowboys ass out the bone. 34 to 6. We didn't have Dak. I don't give a damn if we had Superman. We wasn't beating him. So we were so ready to get rid of Dak. I

know I was. He out rest of the season. He got a touring coochie. In case y'all wanted to know, Dak Prescott got a touring coochie. case y'all wanted to know that press guy got a torn coochie he got to go to Columbia and get it fixed so we bring in Cooper Rush should have left that motherfucker Woody Woods he sewage wild he nothing but shit 13 for 23 45 motherfucking passing yards. Do you hear what I get told y'all? 13 for 23, 45 motherfucking passing yards through three quarters. Cooper Rush is trash.

Do y'all understand what I said? I said a starting quarter quarterback for America's team. Had 45 motherfucking passing yards through three quarters. And the same coach is still on the damn team? Mike McCourt the ass should have been fired last night. Ain't no getting the team together. Ain't no damn meeting. You get your fat ass and go

Some of you fans up there Disappointed you shouldn't even went to the damn game. You knew they were gonna lose We allow your fan base we we just gonna hang in there and you gonna keep taking them damn AOS, too You're gonna keep taking them damn AOS each and every damn week. It ain't gonna get no bell ain't gonna get no battle I'm on this rush don't want for 45 yards. Not only did he throw in a sensor this man fumble twice We already came running the ball See you lamb had what six catches 21 motherfucking

yours at a hundred million dollar man you got six catches for 21 your motherfucker you can't get open you can't bury sound to this motherfucking get that you 21 goddamn yards but you want your check tomorrow on Tuesday, get paid up to the NFL every Tuesday. But you want your motherfucking check? But all you can get me is six catches, 21 yards, balls were coming right at you, you can't see it?

Shit. I'm Jerry Zone, allegedly I'm up there in them sweets with an AR. Anybody drop the ball, bow. Allegedly I'm up there in them sweets with an AR anybody drop the ball bow You gotta put fear in them in them Negroes heart Bow will come in right at you fam. You have a touch that you couldn't see See you getting that kind of money you supposed to see everything you supposed to see God coming no

And nobody knows when he come in say he coming like like a thief in the night nobody know when the thief was coming that's the way you should have came week after week I have to keep coming on her crying and losing weight I'm losing my hair and all that shit and Lord knows I need to lose the weight because I'm a BBN I'm a bad-billed niggle Lord knows I need to lose the weight because I'm a BBN. I'm a bad-built nigga Lord knows I need to lose the weight. I ain't I'm just being real bad-built nigga I'm a member of it some of y'all members of this damn BBN club too. Y'all ain't be a good evil Some of you barely breathing on this damn show Cuz you ain't taking care of your medication Take your medication, y'all.

I just don't know what to say about Dallas no more, y'all. I don't, man. I'm exhausted. The franchise Jerry Jones need to sell the damn team. I don't care what y'all say. He need to sell the damn team, three and six. I'm thinking Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm a body ticket.

But my damn team ain't going to be there. Hell, I might be in the same situation with the Cowboy players. Michael Parson come back, he get to sex, but the season over, fam. You've been out two motherfucking months with a high ankle sprain, the same high ankle sprain I told you'all LeBron get every other damn game he rolled up on his rag-lass ankle, but he don't miss no time. Michael Parson missed two damn months. I don't know what to say no more y'all.

I don't. I don't. I know some of y'all a puzzle. Y'all don't know which way to go no more some of you want to stick it out some of you some of you making changes like me it's okay to change it's okay to put on another jersey man who gonna do something to your body nobody dub you a flip-flopper and Neils and always will be when she get hot I got to go

I got to go and get comfortable Some of y'all like abuse some of y'all talk that's why y'all in them toxic and relationship now with them women Me my girl always fussing howling me and hitting on me. You like that toxic shit Chad and you know it You'd like the way tosser act towards you when she feel like you talking and you like that toxic shit. Toxic shit end up in toxic results. You got a girl, she violent, every time she get mad at you, she want to hit on you,

you better put that motherfucker in jail. You got to start making people realize there will be repercussions behind your actions. So he didn't want me to hit on you. I beat that my daughter thought she was going to hit on me. Shit. Them damn kid was waving her goodbye because she going down that down road. She going to jail.

Hang on, pressing charges too. This happened too at 1145. She threw curling irons at me. 1202, she threw a bun egg at me. I'm going to let you know when a black woman take a bun and throw it at you. She mad. So did. And I wouldn't cash out for $300 and she spit on me.

I got it all right here. So I'm counting. Look at the time right there. You know, I ain't lying. I got evidence. Just like we got evidence that the Cowboys ain't woofered down. Three and God damn six. evidence just like we got evidence that the Cowboys ain't wolfing down three and goddamn six starting quarterback out for the season torn vagina Ezekiel Elliott can't hold a motherfucking bow you about to get it nigga i'm trying to get you this biscuit you hungry you hungry i give you a biscuit damn it you treating like this goddamn kmc bitch get your ass away from me You hungry, you hungry, I give you a biscuit, damn it you treated like it's goddamn KMC biscuit.

Get your ass away from me. Nigga you hungry with my biscuit, here you go. But you don't want the damn biscuit. You done got spore. You want them damn rolls from Texas Road Hire, but this ain't Texas Road Hire's no damn roll. You got Popeye biscuits now. Swallow and shut the up.

I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe.

I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. I don't want her Zeke Mime no damn moe. You got Popeye biscuits now. Swallow and shut the f*** up. I don't want her Zeke Mav no damn mo'. Down in the red zone, he coughing up the biscuits. I already ain't gonna win as it is, but you get down into the motherf***ing red zone and cough the ball up. fucking red zone and cough the ball. Then you won't go into the head time and try again and try.

Oh, we're going to be all right. I've been throwing lips and rice on your ass and now too. What's going on with this thing? A couch and that's the game. Cooper rush. I've been throwing hands on him too. Y'all talk that shit about MJ, Michael Jordan putting hands on folks. Ask her. You gonna talk that shit to me? I'm gonna swell your damn face up too.

You think I'm damn horny done stirring your ass when I get done with you? That's the way I'm feeling, even though I know I can't really do this. But if I was in the NFL, I mean I'm strong and big. Shit. Now I want to have a nerd. Man, Doug don't even have on no cowboy jersey. I beg you, guy, I'm some other jersey. You damn right I do. You damn right I do.

Now you niggas come on this show, talk all this shit, how you a player, how you all this and that, and tell you what, you got women. But before you go in your house, I guarantee you erase all them damn messages on your phone big bad Yeah, you're scaring that woman another you do you know I ain't lying They gonna talk all that shit all they want. They in the driveway a whole hour erasing shit No, you bad leave that shit in that phone and let her go through it and see it No, you bad! Leave that shit in that phone and let her go through it and see it! You know why? Cause everything in her name, that mean your ass got the call. That mean you can't play the game like you wanna play the game no more.

Cause you ain't got nowhere to play the damn game. That's the cowboy for me. Just a dug on watch my team play. team play we on TV now I'm on TV no damn oh cowboy don't serve beyond no damn television the motherfucker deserve to be on to be put the Cowboys on to be from now on out and run my prize pick commercial with damn it that damn commercial ain't done nothing but call me proud everybody think I'm rich now they gonna see that damn commercial Let me hold something let you hold these hands nigga, that's why I let your bad ass, I let you hold these damn hands Everybody got I hate I hate people like this man people do shit man

Like they don't they don't want to do people don't want to do shit for they sell Jerry John don't want to help the team Like my cousin I'm going to church hey man pray for me now nigga don't get the church to pray for you pray for your damn self Sick ass I want other people to do something for you but don't want to help your damn self. If you know anybody out there right now that's depending on you, depending on you, don't want to help their self, stop hippin' them knuckles. Stop hippin' they rabid ass. Let them suffer.

And I'm sick of these damn people who own snakes, quit bringin' them snakes, dead ass rats. Bring them live rats. They ain't lettin' no damn dead rats in the world and after all that and like that. Quit bringing them snakes, dead ass rats. Bring them live rats. They ain't letting no damn dead rats in the world after everything like that. Them rats be alive, they got blood. You don't think that damn snake, that damn python know that damn thing dead? That's why they ain't striking. Earl must be sick.

No, nigga, you sick. The damn snake ain't sick, the snake's smart. That dead, cold ass rat. He want something live, vibrant, blood pumping through it. Same way I'm glad Trump backing off it, because Trump is about to ban deal dogs and all that. Real penis is back. You damn right, you women, y'all shit.

Y'all finna go think you going through mental power. You finna go through some other withdrawals now. The roads finna be council. Yeah, she y'all feelin go. Thank you going through mental power. You feel to go through some other withdrawals now the rolls will be counsel Real me is back Jack It's gonna be some blood pumping through your ass now they call a man made I'm just ain't gonna get the job done. No damn. Oh, no, I know it knows I'm gonna miss that rose my damn self I'm gonna miss that rose my damn so between me. Y'all gonna talk about it. No goddamn more on this show I don't want nobody no more me in that role. I don't hear it. No damn

I'm gonna miss that role but Trump say all sex toys are baby and dammit. I'm waiting I'm like his policies, but that policy or I don't like his policies, but that policy of sex toys is banned in America, I don't fuck that shit. That means my 1 inch monster is back on the demand again. Damn the Sunday NFL ticket, the 1 inch meat ticket is back on the menu, y'all. I don't even know what to say no more, y'all. I just don't know what to say no more y'all I just don't. When my Houston 4-4 tipping ass takes a zip them damn swangles y'all got cracking. Them damn swangles cracking in H-time right now. And we don't talk about it.

Starting out good. How do you people start out good? I keep telling you how you start. How you end it. You start out good. The end it ain't looking too damn good. Here's a photo. 4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4 shit but you still ain't got no damn rings either. That's keeping a book. Yeah I talk that shit about them Cowboys all you want but

your bad asses, swinging asses, candy-pink asses ain't got no ring. Yeah I know your boy Diggs hurt. Nicole I know but you got other players on the damn team that can ball I think over there what's going on with the Texas in Detroit even though y'all won I think Jared go saving points two touchdown five picks he's supposed to be on the motherfucking bench. Or in the locker room one. Because that seem like that's what you want to be. That seems like what Jerry Golf wanted to be last night was in the damn locker room.

Yeah they won, but there ain't nothing to be proud of. Big Mitch home, y'all got to play better than that. Big Meats deserve better than that. They got his teeth done. Got the plug coming in next week from South America. Oh, y'all think Meats done? Shit. I know a thousand Big Meats, they right back doing what they do. Shit, he ain't got to. He ain't got to do it in first damn time big meets home Detroit y'all poor be putting on fucking damn sick can't plea playing like that and think you gonna win a Super Bowl I don't give a damn what you say Jared golf you gots to play better than to touchdown and fire interceptions man

Ain't no way to text and should have lost that game Ain't no way to Houston fourfold Texans should have lost that game, but they did But they did That's a problem Because you are reading the AFC you already with the the bad ass Chiefs, bad ass Ravens, Buffalo coming on with my team, Buffalo Mafia, we here. Even though they didn't look good yesterday against the Cokes, but they here. I want Joe Flacco ass bitch.

Get Richardson back his damn job. If Flacco not going to come in and win, put Anthony Richardson back in his damn starting position right now. We gon' bring in Flacco shit. We But free parking to the next game. That's all y'all win. So Pittsburgh yesterday, you know they beat Washington. Yo, yo, they beat Washington 28-27 yesterday. Wasn't pretty. But Russell Wilson, once again, when the game on the line, he's a fucking will.

I told y'all boy, Mike Tomlin not bullshittin'. Mike Tomlin pulled the plug on Fields. Bro, then Russell had me raise my eyebrow like the rock. I'm like, I don't know now. Now, I don't think the man should have lost his child, but damn it, Mike Tomlin said, shut up, I got this. I know what my outfit don't think the man should have lost his job, but damn it Mike Tomlin say shut up I got this. I know what my offense supposed to look like and you right every head coach has a vision of what they Offense should look like and I'm telling you right now Mike Tomlin is getting the results right now

So I'm gonna hear y'all tell me this right now. Is Russell Wilson better than Dak Prescott? Lager, you gonna say hell no. Shit. Shit. You know how hard it is to take a woman from a trap n***a like future And for her to to to go off and have 18 more kids with me Boy, russell wilson is special and you know what it was that gentle Y'all can say love all y'all motherf***ing men, but see i remind a man of a n***a that's financially stable

And he ain't cheating on evil He'll squire she asked on that kind of if I my dog was I wanted to marry somebody like Rose Y'all can't keep Mary Lee dope dealers and all these rough-ass niggas that I can't move I know I whooped a dog shit out Russell in the fight You put me more in the room right now, Russ, I dog him and I know I can't fight. But when whoever open that door and look on that camera, I'm gonna be in that mother fucker getting off.

I'm very confident. I feel that way too. I may rush cool guy, you know, no disrespect, but you put me and you one in the room, I'll beat your mother I'm not playing Russell doing his job in Pittsburgh right now They believe in up there and still see a believe it and I believe will I see y'all in December?

I'd be right up there my black and gold now all ain't snoop dogs. Look at this dude Coming in the high dem a motherfucker Coming in the low Smellin like straight coach Smellin like straight coach In Creed and creed Y'all probably wonder what's going on me how I'm feeling I'm gonna show y'all Negroes how I'm feeling Damn I want y'all look at this look at this real good like an organization

Anthony David you keep getting poked in your motherfucking eye go get you some goggles nigga But we need you on the damn court Get you some damn goggles You ain't look look ain't nothing get in now because I got protection I got protection Lieutenant then you got legs Titanium steel force titanium steel JJ ready go out get your boss some goggles and tell him get on that motherfucking koi and do what you posted don't go dunk

rebound dunk, rebound. Tom, I look around, you on the motherfucking injury report. Sick of it. Lakers won, by the way. I'm glad we needed that win. Rui, you need to step up. You play bad three games in a row. That will separate good player from bad player. Good players don't have no bad game. Two or three games in a row that will separate good player from bad player Good players don't have no bad game two or three games in a row. They get they shit together I'm gonna need you to go back to your Japanese roots or whatever you from get down on the mid Latin match cross your legs

And do yoga like like Russell Simmons doing in Bali pray whoever you praying to and find your damn game boy, cuz if you don't you'll be down in the G League with running I'm a coach. I'm not gonna have too many motherfucking conversations with you about your bad game having that you'll be down there with running Now he can be comfortable he got somebody he know we Now he can be comfortable. He got somebody he know we Get your shit together ruin you to be Angela Russell Get your shit together Know over this past weekend y'all uh y'all was able to uh, why some knee boxing matches that was going on young man I do the mason. I know y'all been hearing about my been talking about him still undefeated

He thought I can't think of the guy name, but it was a no damn body do ball He had it right here up ahead her right here ain't never seen it like nigga hurt like a possum I swear to God do like a possum, but he wrapped a dual amazing that Dropped him do the mason ain't never been dropped dropped him twice blue blue dropped him. Dula Mace has never been dropped. Dropped him twice. Tied up on your defense. Y'all talk that shit like y'all can whoop these certain persons. You better be careful what you say. I like a Dula. He young. He gonna bounce back and steal one. I like that he started on his IG page too. That he got dropped. I like that.

But that shouldn't be happening against a nobody. And I hate calling people nobodies like that. But nobody really know who this guy is at all, man. And I'm not even gonna call nobody. I guess a guy nobody knows. How about that? I'm gonna rephrase that. I don't know.

I'm gonna be disrespectful to nobody. But nobody knows who this guy is. He put you on your ass twice. Now if there's somebody with some pressure, you might not survive that fight. That's all I'm saying. You came back you show resistance. You can show resistance that you could do that and that's cool

and handy. But that ain't a good look. That ain't a good look getting dropped. That ain't no motherfucking good look no matter how you slice it. You and your triangle get back together, get back in the lab and get better. Because you got caught twice while you were throwing a punch, you were getting caught.

That means he's timing you now. That I do know about, but he was timing your ass. I know all about cocking back from regular Georgia, getting regular to Swain. And that's the last thing I remember. I cocked back and then I'm waking up smelling like piss. God didn't just knock me out. He pissed on me like TID Drake. I ain't never wanna tell that story,

but I told y'all that day cause we family and y'all been coming on here with me and growing with me. And I got to be honest with my audience, dude knocked me out pissed on me and um yeah that happened man and I ain't been the same since I'm sick of this shit y'all I'm sick of this shit, man. I was getting ready to talk shit while I knocked the door. And I woke up pissing like piss.

I gathered myself blood and shit was running down my face and shit. I thought I got shot. That's how much blood was on my motherfucking face. Dude got down on me. Apparently dude had been gone 25, 30 minutes. I was knocked out for a minute. God damn it. I woke up thinking about Hungry Man done with shit.

And you know, a lot of my family members say I should let it go. You know what I'm saying? It is what it is. But man, when someone do you like that, man, there ain't no shit you can let go. You know what I'm saying? And my family member, I know my cousin can fight when he found out who it was. He wouldn't even like, let's go, let's go get it.

You know what I'm saying? Normally he like family. I go get it. Not this time. It wasn't like that. He was like, man, you can't leave certain people alone. I'm like, not you, fam. You you kill other family. No, I'm shit. You rock wall. Not a rock wall running in the damn house because it's a goddamn kugel. I am So one thing I'm concerned if it's a kugel I hear what we need to do we need to remove the damn kugel

So I removed it I removed it, damn it I removed it damn it. It is what it is. I live with the results. Call me snitch I don't give a damn I'm a free one. I'm a free one. Keysa and Davis he had a boxing match this weekend, he won too. Soon as they win, I like his confidence, he have a 13 fight, soon you win, I want Tank.

No you don't. You keep building your resume young man because you a hell of a fighter, but you stay your rabbit ass away from Tank if you know what's good for you. What they say, too much soda bad for your kidney. Well, God damn it. Tank bad for your kidney. You seen the way Ryan P.D. took that knee?

You'll do the same. You'll do the motherfucking same. Y'all hyping him up. Yeah, gone. Tank need to fight. He ain't fighting nobody. Lee, Tank, crazy ass alone. You n***a buy eight more fights before you get enough with him?

Same thing to Frank Morgan, I love him, good boxer. Four good, six out of four, damn good. Once again, he ended up like me on this back waking up. Let me get them size nine and a half hour for one nigga You ain't you ain't at the mall That what Frank would be when he raised up and seen Derek James get the nine and a half fam she Nigga, you had a fight tonight. You ain't got them For luck I'll go where you and Jay D's now

For like an over with you and JD's now Just telling you how to read boost English you want Billy yeah boosting you stated calling our trouble not what I seen no other night That guy damn you craning with dropping real bombs Blue blue blue all your ass. See. If that's Crawford, you out of there. If that's Crawford, it Crawford with that Ukrainian, your ass out of there, fam. Dreams and nightmares, I know you from Philly.

I used to dream of nightshade. You gonna be dreaming of something? It's time we get back to the drawing board, y'all. Sometimes we got to be quiet. I'm firm believe I like to talk cat money shit to anybody. Till they write anybody come in the room. That's when you can't get me say a damn word. Do I be right? I'm good, man.

Get chillin', man. Shit, you get some joy in life, man. Yeah, because I know I ain't the killer in the room no more. I know the beef fucking quiet. We could put a rat in the house and that rat wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee make all kinds of noises. But you put that motherfucking snake in that house,

that rat ain't saying a motherfucking word. Quiet. It would like, but you put a threat in the room. That rat ain't saying a motherfuckin' word. Why? It was loud. But you put a threat in the room. Nothing to say. That's me. I'm Big Bad. I'm the Big Bad.

Bitch, I'm on porridge. Telling you what God love, y'all. Sometimes you gotta know when to keep your damn mouth closed You can't keep telling good news to bad energy ass people. They ain't gonna accept it. They don't want to hear it Hey man, shoot man, just close this deal Man Bad inch when you go and tell somebody some good news, they should be happy. Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. But when you go and keep telling people the good news

sometimes, they feel like you bragging. That's why you gotta get around people that's doing better than you. So when you are talking to them or telling them something, it don't seem like you're bragging. It's just regular talk. It's just regular talk. And I like booting this a lot.

But you better damn sure better make sure you ready for a bug if you get him because sometimes we're asked for shit we ain't ready for. This chick I've been trying to hit for years. I've been talking on shit. I need you, babe. I want you. I gots to have you. I know you're gonna be with every nigga in the city. I don't care

I know you gave head to my cousins. I don't care Girl, I wanted myself I've been wanting what I've been talking upon. I finally got it and I couldn't do nothing with that big monkey having that ass motherfucker That monkey will be I could do nothing with him monkey having ass motherfuckers. That monkey was big. I couldn't do nothing with him. But I begged and begged and talked to her on the phone

and talking like I'm gonna do this and that, knowing I couldn't do nothing with him. So she laughed at me, text all the homegirls and all this and that. It don't matter to me. Only, don't matter if I only hit you once, you are part of my collection. Yeah, they got me going around group chat yeah everybody know I'm chicken nugget everybody know I'm chicken

nugget but you can't hurt my feelings I don't give a damn I know my me smile I tell the whole world my me smile it ain't gonna hurt me why because I done got it and I've done got it and I a go to I'm riding around home Smellin my Camille Damn right. It's the upper lip game for me and real people that watching my show No, I ain't lying when you can make you something new. See you ride back They assess a victory That's a victory.

I ain't wash my face for a whole week. Come here. Girl, I still got your scent on me. Boy, stop. I'm serious. You might have to come back and do it again cause I'm tired of doing them. I want to be able to do it again.

Y'all know what I'm talking about? That shit right there. I'll do something to you when you riding back. Got the music on, Jam. I'm banging fat pack. You know I'm from Texas man, so you know I'm gonna put the old school in. I'm gonna put the fat pack in. Why you peeping me? Everybody knows that I'm a G baby. She's peeping me. She's peed me see peep me I'm rolling on the tollway even though I ain't got no damn toe weight tag. I'm on the tollway in the damn way Smell in my Texting the two on the way to the grill girl you was a man

I was feeling myself texting her too on the way to the grill girl you was a mess. You wouldn't even last it don't matter baby. You looking at that I last five seconds I did. But I ate you for 19 minutes and and 55 seconds and I stroked you for five seconds. That's 20 minutes of sex. I say I ate her for 19 minutes and 55 seconds and I stroke for five seconds. That's 20 minutes. That's good business. That's good business.

So no, you didn't get the pleasure in the meat. But I got it because you was a treat. You think I ain't eating. you think i won't eat you on the first date she got what you i don't even know you she you don't know god even but you love him but you hate your brother never god say how can you hate your brother somebody you see every day but say you love me for me you ain't never seen put some on your mind today you Christian Oh Doug know that Bible I believe in God oh yeah he won't believe that I never put no other man before God never man gonna

let you down God never will I ain't got no heaven to hell you ain't got no heaven here to put me in but my heavenly heavenly father do. Oh, dub and get deep, dub and talk that talk. And I walk it. But don't think I won't eat you on the first night. I don't give a damn what y'all say. I'm feeling you. You feeling me in the smoothest, right? Come here.

Come here. Hey, you rolling over the next morning. Don't know what the hell going on. I can't, I know I'm going to do that. You a mother. You a liar. Oh, y'all can work on my cousin.'all say I'm since me with lovely anger told you Just give me time I know how to adapt

Watching this show right now. You should gonna hit the like button to hit the scribe button You should be in the comments right now chopping it up. What is what dub on another level and news? Okay, none of this shit possible. If it ain't for God, it ain't for y'all tuning in and watching me and making this show do what it's supposed to do. I told you I got a surprise for you. Unk, bad ass, be on her tomorrow. Oh, y'all got a little boy sitting?

Oh, y'all called? Hey, Unk, I need you on the show. Nephew, give me a time and date. I'm on it, bet. Now Miami called me. Boy, I heard you going gonna have Shannon on that. Tell him check his DM. Never.

She don't want your broke ass, broke bad hip, cat, broke everything you touch, broke hoe. Never. Man, that's your angel. I don't give a damn what we're doing. Angel,

I'll put a good thing for you. Now my aunt sleep with, now if aunt sleep with my angel, my angel gonna rob that nigga. He better not coming up with nothing. Cause he come up with any kind of money, he robbed. Ain't ain't nothing I can do about it. Ain't nothing I can do about it.

My aunt be like a lying bag. Cause she a big woman, 6'3", 235 pounds. I can't whoop aunt's shit. And ain't finna try either. Haven't seen my aunt whoop real men. Whoop they ass out shit. 235 pound I can't whoop any shit and ain't finna try evil Haven't seen my angle whoop real men whoop they ass out shit I'm not telling nothing cuz my angle bigger than um a shale

Shit ain't gonna be talking my angle like that shit You can say your. Not mine shit. Well, y'all, it wouldn't be possible when I'm saying doing what I'm doing. This show being presented by PrizePix. Yeah, you see it below. Go and download the No One Sports Fantasy app right now, man. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. You get a discount. First $5 you spend, you get 50 instantly.

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I need the downloads. I need I need it. Yeah, I need it. Let's keep being great. I need I need it. Yeah, I need it. Let's keep being great. Let's keep motivating one another. I'll let you deride. Don't listen to them people to tell you deriding when you giving people their flowers. You give your people their flowers while they alive and while they can smell them.

Because when they dead, they can't do nothing with them. So if it's somebody you want to congratulate, you them damn what the naysayers saying they gonna talk about you Whether you're doing good whether you doing bad, but just know they gonna talk about your ass Well, I don't know about that. They might not talk about shit. They talked about Jesus till they even killed him I mean You know who killed Jesus us? We killed him. That's how I feel like Jesus was black. Niggas didn't believe he was the son of God, just like today.

Man, that nigga can't dunk. Nigga been dunking out the gym. Man, I got a secret for my eyes. So they kill him. Oh, man, surely you was the son of a guy. We made a mistake, you think? I'm only here to put shit on your mind. I'm here to make you laugh, but I'm gonna make you think too. You gonna learn some shit on this show. You gonna learn some shit about me, I'm gonna learn some shit about you.

It's part of the show, but we call it a hell and all segment, man. And I'm going to say this to y'all, I don't know how in the hell y'all vegans do it. I've been trying to be vegan six hours. I'm about to die in this motherfucking house. Eat lettuce all day and crunchy water, nigga, and fruit cups. Nigga, I can't survive without them damn fruit cups. I'm a food stamp baby. I want some meat, pork chop, beef tits, rye, gravy.

That's what I need, not no damn lettuce. I don't see how you ain't do this shit Need some Popeye three piece spicy dirty rise Strawberry soda Apple pie That's what I need not no motherfucking lettuce So with bubba Dub become a vegan?

Hell no. I would want to be. Because I'm bad built. I'm a bad built nigga. I need to lose weight. Look at my stomach. I need to lose it. I've been thinking about it.

I've been praying on it. I've been sweating on it. But I can't be no damn vegan. Sorry. Y'all let me know what I can do to lose this thumb, but becoming a vegan ain't one of them. I'm sorry, y'all, I can't do that shit. You got too much discipline to sit around somebody and they cooking real chicken

and you don't wanna take a bite of that damn chicken. You want the fake chicken that look like me, hell no. But no such thing as vegans in the Bible but y'all shit it. I'm a meat eater, I'm a carnivore. Do you hear me? I'm a mother carnivore and them damn meals at them jobs they getting better and better those goddamn meals those white people buying now is getting better and better. Oh, we having potluck now at work. Motherfucking potluck. Everybody's like me, we're running around dancing and shit, swinging the numbers. They ain't never talk numbers with me because I'm dumb. They talking

numbers to me shit. Put me in on stock. Oh, what the hell is going on? Oh yeah, you should get this stock right here. All it takes is $. I ain't got 75. I got it I don't worry about it. I'm gonna set you up. I like when white people happy I told you when white people are happy Negroes are safe White people ain't even locking their doors no more on their cars and they drive up no more You can see the lock button up They smiling their dog in the window and they in the wonder why people back kissing they dogs in the mouth

again. She who were wonderful time of years. Some of y'all running around here mad at the world and you white people kissing their dogs again. That means we got some way that's gonna benefit us. That's how I'm saying, man, they ain't gonna give us scraps, even scraps from the king's table is better than nothing. Better than nothing. My black beautiful women that's watching this show right here tonight,

Bubba Dull wanna let you know I love you. Keep doing you, don't change a thing. You keep wearing them lace fronts, eff them nickels. Keep wearing them braids to your scalp tight and you can't change a thing. You keep wearing them lace fronts after the nickels Keep wearing them braids to your scalp tight, then you can't sleep at night God damn it don't change a thing black women keep being you if you're a flat God damn it when you die, let me be flat when you die Like you women going out here more fake ass, but more real man but more a real man. Never.

Never. That's all I'm saying. What you saying, dude? I'm saying the damn Dallas Cowboys, today was the eulogy. They died. It's over. Ain't no more motherfuckers coming back.

They have been cremated for me. The next year, right now, I'm Bill's mafia. I'm Detroit line's mafia. I'm Steele's mafia. I'm Chief's mafia. Damn W everybody. I am. I am.

Who would say I can't be with everybody? God help everybody. Why can't I? I'm trying to follow in God's image Lord knows I'm a sinner I'm trying to follow his image. I want to help everybody lord That's what i'm trying to do here today See i'm cut back on my cousin

Yeah, i'm working on things. You got to work on certain things sometime man even gets a Goal of yours you want to set i'm setting goals and boundaries again with myself. I kinda lost myself a little bit, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, I kinda lost myself a little bit. I never been arrogant, I never been thinking like that. I don't think like that. But I kinda lost myself, I kinda lost my way. I let people come in and run your business

when you need the big one really running your business. So damn, sir. I mean, y'all, I'm just gonna come over and do it. Sometimes you gotta take control of your shit. Dub ain't being running your business, your damn self. I mean, y'all got it. I'm just gonna come over here and do it. Sometimes you gotta take control of your shit. Dub ain't been on your shit, y'all. Dub been kinda lazy and thinking other people gonna do it. But trust us, that's their job. No.

When you a boss, you oversee every damn thing. And I'm only giving you this as free game and giving it to you real. Can't nobody run your company like you can run your company your damn self Yeah, I know you're not so I look at me I'll man I'll be doing this and you say that Let me tell you real tall Run your motherfucking business yourself. Okay, nobody's wanted like you

business yourself. Okay, nobody's running like you. Just giving you game. Everybody's just watching. Be willing to know certain things in this business and this and that you pay attention to what's going on. Your damn cell. Stop leaving. End up to other people to do you do it.

Your damn cell. If you want it done, you do it yourself. Simple as that. That's all I'm saying. And and in the way, I'm going to go back to the cowboy. With Cooper Rush. They need to send that motherfucker to that same G League where they put brunette. I cannot get over that.

That boy had 13 for 25, 45, motherfucking yours. Why is he even a back up? And I'm going to say this, and I know you all don't like it, but I said what I want on this show and I'm going to keep it 100. If Cooper Rush was black, he'll be released. That motherfucker would have been released. And y'all know it, some kind of resource. Mike McCord in the ass, he's been fired.

He's big ass in the bigger house, at home on the couch. Some bullshit going on with Dallas y'all. It's some bullshit going on with the Dallas Cowboys and y'all know it. And I want them off TV. I want the Dallas Cowboys on Tubi. Well they belong. Too much organ bickering, Michael Pars taught my Mike McCord and all this shit Well, you just a player playing a player game Cuz they'll get rid of your ass to in the fail cut though. This ain't the NBA

No players in NFL get to talking that cash money shit. They getting traded or they after league I'm just telling you like it is. The NFL is a club. They mean them owners can vote whoever they want in or out. And that what? It goes through the club. Good old club if you know what I mean. What you trying to say?

Damn it, I'm telling you what it is. How many black NFL owners is it? Goddamn it, got your crickets. I say how many black NFL owners is it? You get my point? Oh Magic, Magic don't own that goddamn team, he own a piece of it. And I do me in a piece. He can get big face of it cuz he matches he smile good pretty teeth and he's safe and he got the neck of a rotten ostrich magic ain't gonna get up there say nothing wrong be a big 30% of them thing what call it when we gonna get somebody up there 30 percent All right, goddamn thing

What call that when we gonna get somebody up there that's running shit I'm gonna get a mess getting on a goddamn organization or something About enough us black men on but we're gonna get the essay in that motherfucker I'm damn george in that motherfucker running things You won't because it's a fan club they They won't, who they won't even know. Free game. Jared Goff, shaving points. I'm sick of him. You boxers, deck and box.

Stop calling our tank knowing you ain't ready, knowing you just want to check. And if that's just what you want, damn it, I don't't blame you but stop calling our tank knowing you ain't ready for that action man David hanging with your bad ass it where your bad ass at David it's time for you to get back in the ring and make some shake last time we seen you in the ring your ass was in the aisle. Getting up off the canvas, PED rhyme was on your ass like back pockets. He cheated. He might have did, but I can't forget what I seen. I can't forget what I saw. I saw him. I saw him put hands on your ass. I saw Bill

hanging, just a perfect two or three damn weeks. They want to talk to no damn body. All they want to do with talk shit about champ. Damn it. Leave champ alone. He retired. Champ by apartments and sleeping with hoes. Leave him alone. Leave champ alone. He good. He chilling, relax. He you retired the grand boy. He good Tired of the disrespect y'all giving the champ I'm tired of it man man 50 and no, but you like him or you don't like him Charlo bros, they sick Know what's wrong with them motherfuckers? They drinking.

The guy down there on 288, some guy down there wearing Houston, drinking. Jumping on people and all this other shit. I'll probably be interviewing one of them. I need to pull up on him. Charlie O'brothers need to get back in the damn ring and let's get to it. All that milking shit and all that. Let that shit go fam. If the hoe gonna be a a hole that'll be a hole

it's time we get back to where we great at and Charlo Brothers can fight whether you like them or not they can fight yeah boys can fight let's get back to what we used to do they go for me they go for you if you a pang'em get back to painting nigga yeah quit watching them damn call you You can't watch cars, but you can paint. Get back to painting, nigga. Yeah, we gonna went to the rap. See how things done changed? We rapping cars now. Let's get back to the candy painting again. Let's get back to the 7 corks. 7 clear corks are candy.

Fuck them raps. Let's get back to the real paint. Let's get back to the 84s. Nigga real nigga ride 80 fold, we gonna ride threes. Yeah. Time for the Texans to get some new swangles, the one they got is Clackin'. We ain't Clackin' comin' down MLK. Yeah. Yeah, let's get back to the belts and buckles. Yeah, buck high, yeah, let's get, what, grain, stern? Let's get back to the belts and buckles. Yeah, buck high. Yeah, let's get what grainstone. Let's get back to that.

Trash of the day going to Mike McCordney trash Need to be fine It just should be simple Mike we got to let you. Ain't nothing else to be said and walk off. But I'm real, I'm cut though. I do, I mean, fight the wild for. I ain't seeing it the game. Cause I fight the wife. I won't see them at next game.

I won't see the whole family, kids. I won't see them. You sure you don't think I'm off? Soon the game will win or lose. Mike, y'all come here. What is it, Jerry? No, he got the shakes. I got that little thing. the game over win or lose Mike y'all come here on but is it Jerry? No he got the shakes

I got to let you go and have my bodyguard walk in and escort y'all off the motherfucking premises if I'm Jerry Jones that's what I do I got to let you go. That's what you need to do. Some people in your lives right now, that mean, you know, motherfucking good. You got a hole in your team right now. Don't do no more lies.

Still keep shit going. Got shit going on with you and your baby mama. She just got you all in the train. Don't even want to see your own kid. But you still fucking will. You know what you need to do, baby? What? I got the picture. It's going to hurt to get rid of your best head, give them.

But you got to let them go. Thank you all for watching today's show tomorrow. Me and Unk going live. Me and Unk going live tomorrow. Y'all going to miss this shit. This shit going to be sparse. So wherever y'all want me to ask Unk, y'all better flood. Y'all better flood my comment section right now. Wherever y'all want me to ask, y'all better flood, y'all better flood my comment section

right now. Wherever y'all want me to talk to Uncle about, y'all better flood the comment section right now. Share this shit, like it, subscribe it, go and download it. Apple Podcasts, go and download it. My bullshit. Hope y'all enjoyed today's show because I enjoyed it too. Peace, love, I'm out.