Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub REACTS to the Lakers’ WIN Over the Suns! | HILARIOUS Breakdown

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

The Los Angeles Lakers just took down the Phoenix Suns 107-96, and you KNOW Bubba Dub had to chime in with his signature TRASHH talk! From wild highlights to clutch performances, Bubba breaks it all d...own with his unique mix of comedy and real talk!Game Highlights – The biggest plays that sealed the Lakers’ victory!Player Performances – Who showed upComedic Commentary – Bubba’s hilarious take on the game’s craziest moments!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Our iHeart Radio Music Awards are coming back Monday March 17th on Fox. Starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, iHeart Radio, LL Cool J. Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga. iHeart Icon Award recipient, Mariah Carey. And iHeart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. We're gonna double it. You are. I proposed that a few months ago and that was right before the fires. What are the fires only reinforce?
Starting point is 00:00:47 The imperative and also working with all our friends, you know, the who's who of Hollywood saying it's time to double down on bringing production back to California, particularly this time of recovery and renewal. I said to my legislative friends, I said there's no budget. I'll veto the budget. If we don't get it done, it's gonna get done. Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadioApple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:10 My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious. He was out of his mind, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees.
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Starting point is 00:02:09 Big on the road, you know, doing these shows. New Orleans was crazy Friday night. Last night was crazy in Alabama. Now I'm at the crib, man. You know, I got to get it in. I know y'all been looking for me like I've been looking for y'all Well, I'm back right now before I even you know go into my dialogue Go ahead and hit the like button right now Go ahead and hit the subscribe button And when you do make sure you keep your notifications turned on because you never know when I'm gonna drop I know y'all probably thought y'all gonna hear from me from tomorrow No, nigga, I'm here today
Starting point is 00:02:42 Cause tomorrow ain't problems You damn right I'm in one of them moves. I'm in one of them zones today. Y'all see them bad ass Lakers? I've been quiet too. We gonna laugh on the road. Frederick Douglass looking to bronze hands. I want a groin injury. Goddamn, but Luca came back today. Luca came back today and gave me 33.
Starting point is 00:02:51 The same number as Jesus. Come here looking like Jerry. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:02:59 What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Luca came back today and gave me 33, the same number as Jesus. Come here looking like Jerry West. Now y'all finally starting to see Luca getting in shape, drinking coconut water and all that.
Starting point is 00:03:18 He a vegan now? You motherfuckers in trouble. Fakers and Byrde Jack. Got AOR over the bowling. Who knew Austin Reed was this motherfucking good? I thought he was a ain't, but I ain't know the motherfuckers were Begley, Larry, Bird, they ain't go. I know, I know Bubba Dubb didn't just sit up here
Starting point is 00:03:39 and say Austin Reed, Begley, Larry, Bird. You damn right is. And I put that on all the rats in New York City, nilk. He just told me enough. See, people will show you who they really are. AR really showed me what he can do. Now, is he really Bentley and Larry Bird? No, I'm just talking, you know.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I gotta be respectful to my legends. But let me just tell you something right now, ladies ladies and gentlemen if Austin Reed keep up what he doing right now he damn which damn so will be and I know I'm an old head my 70 babies watching these crackhead motherfuckers I know y'all you tripping dog. Shut up! I'm telling you what the good Lord look like. Goddamn Larry Bird couldn't chicken jive like it couldn't pull back couldn't your role like James Harden? Goddamn? He couldn't do it like that He was playing against all bad-ass magic Johnson doing hook shots Motherfucker back then wasn't moving like these boy moving now You know, I ain't taking nothing back away from the playoffs then, but they ain't moving like these young niggas moving
Starting point is 00:04:49 now. Boy got pep in they still. They ain't different. Back then a grown man going to a store, a young man say, hey man, get me some cig oil. Man, you better get your young ass home. Them young niggas or go home Not no no, I went into the store last week came out a young nigger told me I better bring him a cigar Guess what I did brought him a damn cigar No, I want these young niggas calling me. I love to be called on these days. That shit don't bother me. I'm big on nip That shit don't bother me. I'm big on nip Think I'm gonna get my homeboy shit. I put some on a young so you won't
Starting point is 00:05:33 Hey, you're nigger got this switch and I ain't talking about the one that growing trees evil I'm talking about the one that'll put you but next to him But the Lakers beat up on the savage tiger Phoenix songs y'all always talking about all the help brawn got. Let's talk about crocodile hair. Kevin Durant don't look like he gonna uh lost self-steps. You got Bradley Bill savage tiger. Bradley Bill don't want to goddamn sign that waiver. Savage tiger, n***a. He smart. That boy owe 150 million. He smart. He better not sign nothing. Cause he won't get no money. A team with Bradley Beal, I mean Bradley Seal, Kevin Durant, Devin Booker, them motherfuckers 31 and 37, that means they underachieving.
Starting point is 00:06:30 The finger size is underachieving, let's be real. Come on, a team with three superstars like that, they supposed to be ahead of the pack, but they not. Instead they lost to God damn Jerry West, local dungeon. Jackson Hayes after looking like God damn Juan Howell when he were with Michigan? Tell me I'm lying. I knew y'all weren't going to be ready for me on this Sunday. Goddamn, I knew y'all weren't going to be ready for me.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I knew I wasn't going to be ready because I put $350 in the collection plate today. Come here and guess who ate chicken and rice the day after church? Me. Oh yeah, when you take your time, they'll feed you real good at the church too. That cornbread muffin was heatin'. And I don't know that woman that was in that goddamn red dress. I don't know your name, but I'm coming back to church again. Not for the word, for you.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I'm amending and everything. I don't even know what pastor's talking about. I got my eyes on the prize, n***a. I told you I seen back in the Hill. God damn it, I seen something today. I seen some goddamn stuff there. And I won. And I'm coming back. Real talk. But back to the game. The Lakers did what they're supposed to do. Luka had 33, 11 rebounds, egg assist, AR 28, 46. Jackson Hayes had 19 big points. Our bench gave us 15 points. I'm still not um I'm still not really just feeling uh Gabriel Vincent yet uh aka Shama Moore. He's getting a ton of open shots and he's missing. You heard what Luca said, I ain't used to being this open. You ain't used to this time.
Starting point is 00:08:03 I ain't used to being this open. You ain't used to this time away We know Kelly got the best bud They can talk all that Denver, Colorado Oklahoma, Seattle the pain I love the baby trash Amsterdam trash Nugget come to LA mean look at help to got this shit jumping Come on, ass. Nigga, come to LA. Man, look at Hector got this shit jumping. Them goddamn regular I-64 my ass ain't got out there in LA.
Starting point is 00:08:30 They got their best bud. They gonna smoke the hydraulics off them goddamn regals out there in LA. Nothing but goddamn chalupas and tacos in the menu. I'm in line, Samantha. Come here. Come on, Sal. Come here. Come outside. Come here. Being your sons, you're gonna mess around being a play-in team. Mess around don't make it.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But what the Lakers is doing without the Kings. Y'all in motherfucking trouble. Rui ain't even playing. Y'all in trouble. I know y'all don't want to see it. I know y'all don'tucking trouble. Rui ain't even playing. Y'all in trouble. I know y'all don't wanna see it. I know y'all don't wanna see it, but the facts are the facts.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Local is getting healthy. LeBron over there on the bench, growing problem. We ain't worried about that. I guess allegedly they said LeBron and Barry Barnes had a meeting. I don't know why, but I don't know what the meeting was about but I know some great things about that.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Barry Bonds and LeBron James together see something going down. Something good about to happen and y'all know y'all can say what y'all want say about Barry Bundt, but he the greatest baseball player that ever lived. Oh, Bayru? Never! And I put that on the goddamn Four Locos on. Um, they say you give Bay Roof a foot long hot dog and a four-oak oak, shit, three home runs a night. Y'all always talking about, look, Bay Roof wasn't nothing but a damn drunk. Wish I was the police, I'd pull his ass over after every goddamn game.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Come here, boy. Come here. You smell like alcohol. I'm a ball player, sir. I don't give a damn what you is. You might be a ball player when you in uniform, but when you in uniform, you're a resident citizen. Now I'm gonna explain some things to you.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Turn around, spread your leg, hold your hands out. Anything you say can and will be used to get you in the court of law, Mr. Roof. Do you understand these words I'm saying to you? You will be given the court a point a lot. If you came for one we will give you. Come here. Lakers right now 41 and 25 y'all. Man, I'm so glad I've been, you know, I've been duck dodging y'all too cause them losses, but they know we could do about it. Uh, LeBron was out for two of them losses. Luca was out for one of them losses.
Starting point is 00:11:05 But what I'm seeing from the Lakers is they got a chance. I said they couldn't go to the finals, but just being realistically, they got a hell of a chance of going to the finals. I feel like this year, Denver don't want to see me in the seven game motherfucking series. I'm just being real.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Now that chance signal we got, he ain't been giving us nothing. But he in LA right damn it We gonna take his ass on down. God damn. I'm down Chris. I'll get him one no marathon burgers and God damn it He's gonna turn huh victory it out It's victory lap season God get some shit off my chest today. I'm so sick and tired of you filter-faced asshole. My baby mama don't do nothing when she take pictures and video.
Starting point is 00:11:49 It ain't number goddamn filters. God forbid if she ever get kicked out, the police ain't gonna never find her because we don't know what the fuck she look like no damn more. Oh filter-faced asshole. Yeah you look good in the club, your skin look flawless, but in real life, you old chocolate chill face having an asshole. I wanna know the real you. I don't know you no motherfucking more.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Your skin ain't never shine like that before. You mean to tell me you over here shining like Mariah Carey? Never. Bitch, you ain't got no glitter on you But you on the hood capping, licking my skin y'all bitch you got skin like a snake But I got that feel to you, shedding skin ho, stop it I don't like the fake-ness no more, I don't Goddamnit, I'm flawed, you know I'm saying I be having bumps every nine niggas my face You don't see me wearing no motherfucking filter. I am who I am if you don't like me
Starting point is 00:12:52 God damn it. You just don't like me, but I'm not gonna change I'm good just the way the good Lord made me and some of y'all on here saying y'all love God But you a motherfucking lie because you're having all these damn surgeries and God didn't give you that surgery did he? Oh, no, dr. Miami did guess what when your ass broke can't walk and talk can't feed yourself that goddamn doctor somewhere on the island God damn it living life Some of you hold 33 goddamn it can't even get out the bed without assistance, but you got a fat ass, though. Stop it You know you ladies yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I Don't know say about y'all women cuz y'all see the pretty y'all like man. Yeah, I've been praying to God Yeah, I've been praying to God to send me to one
Starting point is 00:13:44 and Man, y'all been praying to God. Y'all been praying to God to send me to one. And God doesn't send you to one, but he can't find the right motherfucking person because you can change your whole body. Thanks, Ash. You ain't got no neighbors, no goddamn more. You motherfuckers is AI walking around him. Keep going down that lane. Y'all got them back. Let no folks come, y'all. You a goddamn biology shark, and you know I ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:14:09 That's what you is, a biology shark. And you white boy, you steady running your ass down in Africa, because you're fascinated by them crocodiles, but they can toast Steve's ass up. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday, March 17th on Fox, starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, I Heart Radio, LL Cool J, are you guys ready to have some fun tonight?
Starting point is 00:14:34 Plus, I Heart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga, I Heart Icon Award recipient, Mariah Carey, and I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I speak with California Governor Gavin Newsom. I watch Fox.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I pay attention to Newsmax, One American News. I don't turn my back to the critics, but there is a sort of California derangement syndrome out there that is a sort of California derangement syndrome out there that is just sort of ridiculous. This notion that this is the only state that has challenges. It's just comedic, but it's damaging. We record-breaking tourism last year.
Starting point is 00:15:16 We have a surplus again. We have a state with population growing again. You wouldn't know that. That's not prevalent. It's not part of the discussion. It's been engulfed by the fires. It's been engulfed by the fires. It's a failed state, California, but for me, it's pride for me, again, as a guy who lives here, who cares about the state, is to make a case anew for it. And
Starting point is 00:15:35 I'm a little clintony about it. There's nothing wrong with it. It can't be fixed by what's right with it. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional wellbeing at soundedouttogether.org. That's soundedouttogether.org, brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.
Starting point is 00:16:03 My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious somebody violated the FBI and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the God-damnedest love story you've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:16:39 I picked up the phone and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you hear me? Steve D. That shit look good on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Discover Channel. Man, shit. I wouldn't mind going out there and safari. God damn it though. You won't be coming back. I bet you that. You won't be coming back. I bet you that. You won't be coming back. Fuck around with them salt water crocodiles.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Shit. Say that motherfucker got the spilling and everything on Steve. Only thing left was his goddamn ring finger. Ain't that some? Ring shit. Say what y'all want to say about us black folk. We ain't dumb. We ain't going out there fucking with them lions.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And none of them who-wha-wha with them hyenas. We ain't doing that. Bitch, we in the truck. We in the Jeep. Give a damn how high it is. We got the windows up. We ain't not fucking around out there with God's animals. God got them crazy ass animals out there for a reason. You white boys get fascinated. Y'all get hard-on's ass animals out there for a reason. You white boys get fascinated. Y'all get hard on to go out there. We wanna go hunt a lion.
Starting point is 00:18:08 We want the king, god damn it. You know when you go out there and hunt the king, he curl your ass up. Now y'all got a manhunt for a god damn lion. Do you hear me? Y'all got a manhunt for a god damn lion. It's absolutely diabolical. And you think the good Lord gonna let you out in the heaven displaying this
Starting point is 00:18:28 behavior down here? No. Oh God, I got a plan for you motherfuckers. He got a plan for you white motherfucker, he got a plan for you black motherfucker, he got a plan for everybody. You think you getting away with this shit down here, but you ain't gonna get away with it up there. I know that night my whole wing, I gave another nigga head while I was in the bed. God damn it, my stomach was hurting. Not because what I ain't eat, because I was starving. But somebody else, I was starving for a love. But somebody else gave my piss some meat last night.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, they gave a sad, buried steak. It's all God damn good, though. I know they gave a sad, buried steak. I don't give my whole sad, buried steak like that. I knew they gave a sad bear a steak. I don't give them a whole sad bear a steak like that. I don't. I give a corn outside. But I'm a real player. Player don't hate the game.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I went blowing her motherfucking thumb up. She wasn't answering. It's all good. But I laid in that goddamn bed, and I prayed to God. I said, Lord, heavenly Father, I can't stop nobody for what they do but Lord please let a pain come across that man penis let a pain come across this whole head I'm talking about my great heavenly father let a sickness come upon her mother and father heavenly father whoa Lord let her parents fall ill right now because what she doing out
Starting point is 00:19:44 there ain't right I'm just telling y'all my truth for tonight what I prayed for I know I'm wrong Well, god damn it sometime. I don't wanna be right Ladies, you can lost your motherfucking place out in the world now when your man tell you be quiet shut your motherfucking mouth You letting pride get in the way of junior excelling through school now I didn't got this motherfucking in the charter school what's in public school he's 18 he's 17 can't read and write I get him over here goddamnit now he read not lying from the class now yes it might be a cat in the hat book but goddamnit it's progress
Starting point is 00:20:28 be a chat in the back book but god damn it is progress. It's progress. So when a man talk in your inner relationship shut your motherfucking mouth. God forbid I can't put no hands on a woman because that ain't what I do but I'm thinking it. Oh I'm damn so thinking it in my mind. But I know a man ain't supposed to hit a woman, so I won't. But you can't stop me from thinking it though. Do you hear me? I'll beat your mother. And I know I won't, but that's what I say because I'm trying to get my point across. See, that's the thing. Goddamn, don't use force. Just use your mind. Man, we falling victim when you hitting them. You can't heal them, and I know something in the motherfucker drive y'all crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I know something will spit on you and hit you. It makes you want to heal them, but you can't do it. You got to walk away from them hoes, boy. Cause women these days, they think toxic is like a zodiac sign. That's a red flag, ho. If you toxic, you trash. Sitting up here wondering about who I'm talking to.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Motherfucker, you need to be on YouTube, goddamn learning these food recipes, and goddamn cooking for me, because that's what you need to be doing. And all you vegan motherfucker running around here, you ain't doing nothing but being hungry, nigga. I'm vegan, bet you hungry. Aw, look, I'm eating healthy, but you still eating ass,
Starting point is 00:21:51 so nigga, stop. No, no, no, no, no. You ain't even gonna be vegan, or you gonna continue to eat ass. Now, how many people gonna stay vegan? Ain't gonna be that many. I can guarantee you that right, God damn now. Everybody making moves in the NFL.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Cowboys ain't done a motherfucking thing when I'm out here signing old ass mouth, mouth sounders. Bitch, they ain't, he ain't kidding the bat. He ain't kidding the D.R. God damn, he ain't kidding none of them sounders, but y'all ain't kidding the bat, they ain't kidding the D.R. God damn he ain't kidding none of them sounders but y'all ain't going to never. I don't give a damn about Jerry John being old I don't give a damn how much money you got you can't buy common sense you can't buy common sense man you know some people right now in your life right
Starting point is 00:22:41 now around you smaller than a motherfucker, but they don't then a box of fucking rocks Do you hear me don't then a box of rocks Everybody else making movie Reagan's making mood man. Watch the commander's got better bringing in Debo See how who get the motherfucking cowboy bring in another sponsorship? Yeah Who get the motherfucking cowboy brain get another sponsorship? Niffle. Well, that's the fans we suffer. Because you got retarded motherfuckers like me coming on this show wanting to defend the cowboys each and every year.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And I don't know why my dumb ass do that, but I do that because I'm a cowboy for life. I guess I like pain because that's what they do. They get you up, get you high high then they bring you down real low That's the dollar cowboy for you Every year the motherfuckers trickles self last year I knew the motherfucker one gonna do that that showed me week three we won't know when we lost to the Saints We were gonna do a motherfucking thing
Starting point is 00:23:40 Yeah. She got teams that, besides the Eagles, they really didn't have to make no move. They let Sly go, motherfucker. Baka. I got some young motherfuckers over here gonna take your spot, nigga. You can go. You can go up to the Pittsburgh with Mike Tumlin
Starting point is 00:23:57 and D.K. Mack, y'all. They still ain't got no motherfucking quarterback up there with Pittsburgh. Who the quarterback, Pittsburgh? Who you gonna get A-Rod? Huh? You gonna get old at A-Rod? Shit go bad, god damn it. He gonna put the blame on you now if I was
Starting point is 00:24:07 y'all to be honest I go I'll call Atlanta Falcons if I'm the Pittsburgh Steelers I'll call it out of fact and tell them give me goddamn cuz that got them white boy thrive up there and they call a Pittsburgh ruffle can't you niggas playing that brother only white boys bring ever survive up there in that cold ass Pittsburgh weather. Can't those niggas play in that weather? Only white boys being able to survive up there. Cause their steward couldn't do it either. What happened when they get goddamn out, I don't know the word, no, Big Ben.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Big Ben went up there in goddamn Pittsburgh and got off. On the field and off the field, he got off. Now that might go over your head, but for the real one to know what I'm talking about, God damn it, Doug preaching today. Shit, Pittsburgh ain't got nothing else to lose. They got all the money. Go get Coach Cousins talking like Tonya.
Starting point is 00:24:55 What the hell you waiting on? Big Ben ain't walking through them doors no more. Jerome Vegas ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell walking through the boxers. Big Ben ain't walking through them doors no more. Jerome Vegas ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell ain't walking through them doors no more.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Le'Veon Bell walking through the boxers. Big Ben ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell ain't walking through them doors no more. Le'Veon Bell walking through the boxers. Big Ben ain't walking through them doors no more. Jerome Baggis ain't walking through them doors no more. Levy Young Bell ain't walking through them doors no more. Levy Young Bell walking through the boxing ring now. He a boxer. Nigga boxers sell right out the goddamn league. Okay y'all, I remember Levy Young Bell was one of the best running backs in the game at the time, man.
Starting point is 00:25:25 To see the way that man exited from the NFL is fucking sad, man. But that's how the NFL is though, man. You can't be one no one that's going to talk that talk and be rah rahs. You're going to be quiet in this motherfucker. But the game has shifted, man. It ain't the same no more. It's just shifted, man. It ain't the same no more. It's just not, man. Like, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Like I always say, man, maybe it's money. It's too much, it's money driven, man. A lot of politics in this shit. And no one's so fan realizes that shit the better off we'll be. But man, these folks don't give a fuck about us. These folks all about that money, man. That's all they bout. You don't think Jerry Jones know that we sick and tired of his old wrinkled ass shit.
Starting point is 00:26:10 And he don't give a damn. He gonna keep going to the game in his helicopters. And god damn he gonna keep his pockets gonna keep getting fatter and foul. It's a game. It's all entertainment to them. I just play right around with that shit. That's all you do. Just play right along with that shit. Don't put your all in faith in no damn football team. You gonna put your faith in something,
Starting point is 00:26:32 you better put it in God. Don't you put your faith in man, man will let you down every time. It ain't what you was, it's what you is. See the Cowboys won four, five rings in they lifetime, maybe six, a total, but it ain't what you was, it's what you is. See the Cowboys won four, five rings in their lifetime, maybe six, total, but it ain't what they was, it's what they is today. Don't let your past continue to haunt you.
Starting point is 00:26:57 We all used to do things we ain't proud of, but it's how you move forward, it's how you progress. Yeah. See, they don't like to talk. That's why they love showing us all these dope movies and show you how to sell dope and show you how to go out and meet plugs and see it's all entrapment, man. Yeah, we used to get excited by the dope dealers. Where we from in our neighborhood, we idolize the dope dealers. Yeah, man, I want to be just like them and we didn't have people around us to tell us nah you don't want to be no dope dealer young nigga you want to go to school and get an education you can be a lawyer or a doctor or whatever it is but you don't want to be a drug dealer see
Starting point is 00:27:36 we come from that we didn't have nobody to tell us no better because god damn it didn't nobody tell them but that's why they put out these dope movies on TV now, so we can glamorize that shit. So some of us sitting at the crib ain't got nothing going for us here. We gonna take the easy way out. We wanna sell goddamn dog. Oh, goddamn, damn, never. I'm telling you, you ain't gotta do that. I'm telling you right now, get you a motherfucking education.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Get you a trade. You ain't got to sell education, get you a trade. You ain't got to sell dope to get money, man. Now, for the ones who out there doing it, get your motherfucking money. I'm out of my business. I'm a real one. I don't judge. I don't have no heaven or no hell to put nobody in. So however you get your money, you get your motherfucking money. But if you're smart, you want to do it the legal way.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah, if you're in the game right now you get that money and you clean the money up now I'm got I got a class on that too I'm charging 300 dollars a hour god damn it if you want to stay on the streets you better get with me that's all I'm saying if you want to be free I take three Yeah, I personally think anybody young boy now some goddamn fools going in them and around all them goddamn Kiltas and God because I'm trying to prove for a point. I ain't probably got no point I'm gonna have a goddamn is a jump in that ballpark. That's it Motherfuckin killing they see if I hear trying to work out. I gotta get me a six-pack
Starting point is 00:29:05 The only six pack I got is in my motherfucking refrigerator. Come here Fuck a six pack bitch. I'm good It was down about having no abs in my muscles bitch. I got money in the bank Sorry, what's your thing? No solid what's your thing? No! I got money in the bank! Might not be much, maybe $300 all I got in that motherfucking account, but it's mine! That's all I got is $300 in my goddamn account and I'm happy, I'm like them hoes. I got $300, I got a 3.5, I got a little money, might even go get me a silk. Come here. I'm gonna go to Popeye and get that sweet and sour wings.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Come here. Yeah, with the beans and rice to go with it. Come here. I'll show you how to have a good time, boy. I will show you how to enjoy life. Coming from where I come from, coming from some of y'all come from See you but enjoy this shit while you can cuz it don't last Hi y'all feeling today chat some of y'all go to church today
Starting point is 00:30:16 I didn't go but I put my money in the play like I told you Put my money she gave my my mama three hundred fifty dollars. Put that money in the church. God damn it. I went up there and got me a plate. One way you do it won't be real. God will provide for you if you let him. If you can sit back and get out the way and let God guide you. Because sometimes we can't, we stubborn.
Starting point is 00:30:45 I'm talking to myself, I'm not talking to none of y'all. Sometimes I get sidetracked by the evilness and lustful things out here, and I'm, whoo, and I do, and I do. But if you get God to come in your life and guide you, everything you praying for will be there. Sometimes the power of the tongue, man, you can speak things into existence. I used to tell myself, like I told y'all last week,
Starting point is 00:31:11 man, I'm gonna be performing with Mike Hills one day. I done done that. I remember coming out of LA, me and my partner solo, we was downtown at the Hollywood Improv. I had went out there one time, like maybe been like two or three years ago. I had to do the Improv on the open mic, you know coming from texas and that made me go up first I wasn't tripping went up there one up first did my thing come outside. Cory Hogan was there I'm like man one day i'm gonna be performing with Cory Hogan, but now nigga i'm performing with Cory Hogan
Starting point is 00:31:41 Shout out to my bro. He's gonna come on the show I'm gonna go on his show show show, get ready for Corey Hogan to come on here real soon. But what I'm saying to you, man, you can speak things into existence. Do you hear me? The tongue is powerful. I'm talking about mighty.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Ain't nothing you can't do. Ain't nothing in this world you can't do, man. You can do it, Put your faith in God, everything will come to you. I promise you that. I'm a living witness, living testimony, not only me. I'm seeing other men out here thriving. I'm seeing other women out here thriving, doing their motherfucking thing. And guess what? I'm in the background happy, clapping. I ain't gotta be seeing God damn all the time. I like to see other the background happy clapping. I ain't gotta be seen got down All the time. I like to see other people sign to this thing about me when I'm dead and gone
Starting point is 00:32:30 Somebody else gonna be doing this shit. Do you feel somebody else gonna be doing this when I'm dead and gone? So you got to have that mentality, you know I'm saying like enjoy Enjoy why I'm like right now I'm on this tour I'm soaking this city and then I'm then I'm doing and everything I said I'm like right now I'm on this tour. I'm soaking this shit in that I'm doing. And everything I said I was going to do before I got on this tour, I'm doing it. Like I'm not holding back. I'm giving it all I got on that motherfucking stage. Shout out to the people that's paying hard earned money to come out here and see me do
Starting point is 00:32:59 my thing. And God damn it, I'm putting on a show. I'm putting on a show. I'm putting on a show man and it feels good because where I come from I come from a lot of doubt. Some of y'all watching know what I'm talking about man no matter what you do for some people it ain't good enough. Man you go out and get you a brand new truck man why you get that truck man why you you get that? Why you get the escalator? Bitch, I can't afford it right now, but when I make I'm gonna get That's what they you say me
Starting point is 00:33:39 No, he won't then I'm trying to stack this shit up and build some shit for us I ain't even on nothing. I'm trying to stack this shit up and build some shit for us. We can come through and record and do our movies and create our own Hollywood shit. You know what I'm saying? That's my mind frame on. Because why?
Starting point is 00:33:53 Because you can't take this shit with you when you talk. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday, March 17th on Fox, starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, iHeartRadio, LL Cool J, are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus iHeart Innovator Award recipient Lady Gaga, iHeart Icon Award recipient Mariah Carey, and iHeart Breakthrough Award recipient Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th at 8, 7 Central. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing,
Starting point is 00:34:32 I speak with California Governor Gavin Newsom. I watch Fox. I pay attention to Newsmax One American News. I don't turn my back to the critics, but there is a sort of California derangement syndrome out there that is just sort of ridiculous. This notion that this is the only state that has challenges, it's just comedic, but it's damaging.
Starting point is 00:34:51 We record-breaking tourism last year. We have a surplus again. We have a state with population growing again. You wouldn't know that. That's not prevalent. It's not part of the discussion. It's been engulfed by the fires. It's been engulfed by the fires.
Starting point is 00:35:03 It's a failed state, California. But for me, it's a pride for me, again, as a guy who lives here and cares about the state, is to make a case anew for it. And I'm a little clintony about it. There's nothing wrong with it. It can't be fixed by what's right with it. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:35:26 The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether.org. That's soundedouttogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious. Somebody violated the FBI
Starting point is 00:36:01 and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the god-damnedest love story you've ever heard. I picked up the phone, and my thought was this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life.
Starting point is 00:36:22 I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. ["Divine Intervention"] Well, there's a lot of selfish motherfuckers in the world, they won't tell you that. There's a lot of motherfuckers mad at you right now because you doing what you doing. You feel like you ain't doing nothing. You just doing your thing.
Starting point is 00:36:55 But a lot of people mad because you doing what you do, but they just mad because they can't do what you do. Let me tell y'all some real shit. There's a lot of people in this world funny than a motherfucker. They sit back, they get on the internet, they're toxic in the keyboard. Aw man, you ain't funny. Aw man, I can do this. You think you can get on that motherfucking stage in front of 5, 10, 15, 20 thousand people and make them laugh, nigga? Go right ahead.
Starting point is 00:37:24 If you think you can do stand up, go and do it, nigga. Black people, some of the toughest motherfuckers, please, they wanna boo you. Do you hear me? They wanna see shit. Go and do it. That's a lot of niggas want your spot right now. A lot of niggas want your woman. Cause she bad.
Starting point is 00:37:48 However your woman look they want her. I know niggas be lusting after your girl. Who I want? You want this god damn metal patient? Yeah she look good and fine but this bitch crazy. This bitch craving god damn burgers and fries at 3.30 in the god damn morning. You gonna get your side ass up and go get them? Hell no you ain't.
Starting point is 00:38:05 So do you really want this motherfucker? Even when she on the cycle, she still wanna give it to me. Do you want this nasty good mother? Do you want her? Baby, careful what you're at for. There's a lot of things out here we say we won't and we ain't ready for. That's another subject for another day. Yeah, yeah. We got to get back to playing our roles. We ain't playing our roles no more, y'all.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Yeah, the roles are reversed. The women want to be the niggas now. The niggas want to be the women. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? You got women dressing up as niggas. You got men dressing up as women. You got real people, real n You got women dressing up as niggas. You got men dressing up as women. You got real people, real niggas who say they real niggas, but behind closed doors,
Starting point is 00:38:51 they tooting their ass up in the air and sucking their thong. But come right back out here in the streets and try to shoot and beat a nigga up, but you end up letting her beat your motherfucking guts up, nigga. Your name ain't Larry no more, beat your motherfucking guts up, nigga. Huh? Your name ain't Larry no more, beat your name, Laquisha.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Think about it, nigga, I'm gonna be beating you up. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, go home and got your lid behind your neck. What they do to that head? That's a dangerous motherfucker, if you ask me. Probably some nigga watching this show right now. Man, that nigga's a dangerous motherfucker if you ask me. Probably some nigga watching this show right now. Man, that nigga dug a crazy motherfucker. Two-hour leg got laid behind his back. Oh girl, go on down through that on him.
Starting point is 00:39:33 That's going on. But guess what? That's your motherfucking business. I can't judge you because you like to take that meat. Not me. Nail fall. Nail fall. But what you do is what you do. But be careful. Ladies, if you're watching this show,
Starting point is 00:39:51 quit bringing your kids around these niggas. Huh? Quit bringing these kids around your niggas. Everybody ain't who they say they are. You hear me? Being honest Fellas you got dogs like me to protect them talk to them We ain't sitting on other niggas laps we ain't sitting in uh, I only let my kids sit in my lap We ain't sitting in pawpaw laps. We not doing none of that shit
Starting point is 00:40:17 You wear them little dresses little kids got some goddamn shorts up under there. I'm from the old school. I don't pay that I need anybody to let your baby mama know, I don't pay that. I ain't gonna let your baby mama know. I don't give a damn about your new boyfriend, how good he is, I bought you a car, put you in the house. I don't give a damn. He better not be holding my goddamn dog. I know that. Or somebody gonna be holding his goddamn mama.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Bah! And I do mean it. Gonna be some slow singing, flower bringing. Whoo! Goddamn Rick Flour. And I'm only gonna say this shit once, and I want y'all to listen to me right now. This show is being presented by PrizePix.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Do you hear me? Type in my promo code TRASH. I know you're gonna see me in the commercial on your TV. Goddamn it, I'm everywhere. But we gonna give that to the good man up above. But back to this though, you put $10 in, they gonna give you 50. Oh yeah, oh yeah, basketball season, baseball season, we cranking up, we heating up like popcorn. Yeah, at the movie, Diego, we popping up, yeah. Bet more or less on your favorite player, man. So if you're watching this show and you're trying to make you some money, man, hear me out.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Go to prize picks, type in my promo code, Trash with the two Hs. Make sure it's with the two Hs. Go in and do that for me. If you can't watch this show, you can listen to this show. Go to Apple Podcasts and go to Spotify. Type in about what we're doing up show and download it, man. We're doing big things on this show.
Starting point is 00:41:45 We growing over here. I'm seeing the chat, the chat growing. Y'all in here chopping it up. Y'all damn, I'm feeling good. I'm on this tour. I'm kicking ass on this tour. For the people who come out there and see me, they'll tell you, I'm kicking ass on this motherfucking tour.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Man, and I'm feeling good. Mike Epps giving me great, everybody's giving me great advice. But when you get it from somebody like Mike Epps, Corey Holcomb, Tony Roberts coming to you and telling you young man, yeah, yeah, nigga. Everybody's giving me great advice, but when you get it from somebody like Mike Epps, Corey Holcomb, Tony Roberts coming to you and telling you young man, yeah, yeah, yeah, you him. You know what I'm saying? You get to him.
Starting point is 00:42:14 You know what it took for me to get him? God damn it, I got more levels to go. What? What you say? I got more levels to go. What you say? I got more levels to go nigga. I'm just bird scratching the surface. Bitch I'm the ocean. I'm going to take you to the depths. I'm a god damn shark that ain't god damn big on god damn thing on here. That's me. Watchin' this show, point of the show, we call it Hell N' Out segment. And that's what we do, we spoil it, people send me questions and ask me how do I feel
Starting point is 00:43:01 about this and I let them know if it's hell or not. What's this shit they ask me with that? Oh yeah, this is where somebody hit me up. When folks be hitting me up, boba dub man, I'm trying to come to your show, can you give me some free tickets? Hell no! Nigga, you buy you some tickets, nigga! I'm not giving you nothing! Because you really want to come see me?
Starting point is 00:43:22 God damn it, you a purchaser. And if you purchase some tickets like I told you and and you hit my DM, and I see it, I mean you hit my DM, I'm going to see that, but if you're sending me emails, I probably won't see them emails because I don't check my emails like that. But if you hit my DM, and I can feel the vibe from you that you're a real Bubba Dubb fan, I will bring you backstage with me. That's real talk. Buy them tickets, man. Come see me perform man. If you
Starting point is 00:43:48 really a fan you a DM. Hey bro I'ma be in the city me and my girl me and my partner. We would love to come back and chop it up with you right quick. I'll make that happen. I honestly got I'll make that happen. You kids might so happen might be able to see Mike, Corey, the rest of the crew. Kids never know who gonna be backed up man But it's always genuine love for me from the bottom of my motherfucking heart I didn't have nobody to do this shit for me, but I want to be the one to do it for y'all That's what it's about y'all the reason why I'm in this motherfucking child besides the good Lord Y'all the reason why I'm doing what I'm doing now cuz of the cheers to the love y'all showing
Starting point is 00:44:23 We're gonna see bubble dust my guy got that y'all the reason why I'm in now because of the cheers, the love y'all showing. We going to see bubble dust. My God, got that y'all the reason why I'm in this position. And I'm forever thankful and grateful for that shit. So while I'm right here, God damn it, I'm going to show off for y'all. Do you hear me? You got a couple of dollars in your pocket. You done took your girl out to eat. Kids got clothes and shoes and everything good. God damn it. Get home, put the kids in the bed,
Starting point is 00:44:46 kick your big ass girl in your eye, cause she probably in game waiting, that's okay. Tell her, show off for me. Show off for me like you were five years ago, when you used to wear that goddamn little red dress. You can't fit that motherfucker no more, you gonna bust out open, you know? But I remember, I remember, when you used to climb up on top of me.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Come here. Now I don't let your big ass climb on top of me, cause I won't be able to breathe. But all you got to do is put that scarf on your motherfucking head cause I got your hair done. I don't wanna fuck it up cause I don't wanna give you the money again to pay for it again. But lay on your motherfucking back. I'm talking about lay on your motherfucking back Cut your phone off. I'm about to run through you for about 12 minutes. You got damn right, damn right That's what I'm doing now and I want all my motherfucking trail riders out there in the world to know right now today
Starting point is 00:45:41 Especially when I'm from East Texas, Alto, Texas, I'm coming to a goddamn trail ride. I didn't just bought me a big ass class, they a goddamn horse. I'm gonna give him a blue shoe and then I'm gonna take me a blue shoe and we ride down, I did swing it. We swing it in there. Thank y'all for watching the Bubble Durr Show.
Starting point is 00:46:01 I love y'all, God peace and bless them out. The Volume. Thank y'all for watching the Webbed Door Show. I you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus I Heart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga. I Heart Icon Award recipient, Moriah Carey. And I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I speak with California Governor
Starting point is 00:46:45 Gavin Newsom. Is there any chance of increased tax breaks for the movie business? We're going to double it. You are. I proposed that a few months ago and that was right before the fires. What are the fires only reinforce? The imperative and also working with all our friends, you know, the who's who of Hollywood saying it's time to double down on bringing production back to California, particularly in this time of recovery and renewal.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I said to my legislative friends, I said, there's no budget. I'll veto the budget. If we don't get it done, it's going to get done. Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadioApple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war.
Starting point is 00:47:33 J. Edgar Hoover was furious. He was out of his mind, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional wellbeing at soundedouttogether.org. That's soundedouttogether.org.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.

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