Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub reacts to Week 18 NFL Football & early Playoff predictions!!

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

Bubba Dub goes live after Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions clinch the #1 seed in the NFC with a dominant 31-9 victory over Sam Darnold and the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday Night Football. Sam Darnold s...howed us who he really is. TRASHH!!Then, Bubba gives a quick preview of who he’s favoring during wild card weekend in the NFL playoffs, and touches on the FS1 lawsuit that includes Skip Bayless. WTF is going on, Skip!?#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHe I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you listen Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't always pay to me to have on my cowboy girl never
Starting point is 00:00:45 The cowboys is finished and I deal with them. Sorry motherfuckers in a minute I deal with them. Sorry motherfuckers in a minute, but right now We get ready to go a cow Cowboy cowboy says his own before I even's show started, hit the like button right now. You should already hit the like button right now. Some of you coming from Facebook, some of you coming from IG, I don't give a damn where you coming from.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Tune in. You finna get a show tonight. Matter of fact, every time I do live, you get a show. Tune in. To my first time subscribers. Welcome. Welcome to the Mother Can Boba Dub Show.
Starting point is 00:01:28 There's a lot going on in the world, and we're going to talk about it right here on this show. 2025 ain't nothing but honesty. 2024 is when you're getting exposed. 2025 is nothing but honesty going on on this motherfucking show. And I got to be honest with y'all tonight Sam Donald Travers That George Washington looking motherfucker ain't got it Play good all year
Starting point is 00:01:55 Play good all year just to get a new contract When you get down to the big games that motherfucker fold like a lone char on the beach Do damn big meets Detroit line with bullshitting tonight. Even though Jared Goff didn't even have his best game. Jared Goff didn't even have his best game. Like, didn't matter. Didn't, don't, it didn't matter. That skull-dipping-ass Dave Campbell
Starting point is 00:02:21 had his team ready to play. Both teams came in 14-2. Who gonna take it? That goddamn line, see? Henry Ford rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now. Do you hear me? Rolling over in forward pause. Goddamnit, Detroit came to play.
Starting point is 00:02:42 It was a good game going on through the third quarter. It was kind of close But they run game for Detroit. Just took out Dips, 4 TDs 4 motherfucking Tucks. I thought it was Barry Sanders That's what I thought it was Barry Sanders. The good wide receiver that we thought, Justin Jefferson, can't catch the goddamn ball Justin Jefferson can't catch the goddamn ball. Good receivers catch the ball when they're time to catch. He wasn't catching tonight. What's the problem? How do you think it's gonna be in the playoffs? You can't catch the ball now. You ain't gonna be able to catch it later.
Starting point is 00:03:23 What goddamn day camera Aaron Glynn, the black defensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions possibly could be a head coach next season. I mean, probably so, I don't know. But tonight, he had that defensive part tonight. Even though all the injuries that the Detroit Lions got on the defense side of the ball, he had his team ready to play tonight.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And that's what you got to do. Unlike them sire motherfuckers up there in Dallas and I deal with them in the minute. But that's how you have your team ready, it prepared, focused, locked in nigga. They say them ball will listen to King LeMoy before the game. And what they were saying, they not like us I Know my Minnesota fans only right now. It's all good. It's all good. We got the Ram first one See you like I think you might not be Stanford You might not be throwing him that's what I'm telling you tonight this something going on in the West Coast I don't know what it is. It ain't the lakers but god damn it it's the rams right now so many they don't have about a week and a half to prepare for the bite y'all might lose
Starting point is 00:04:34 y'all might lose against the rams that's why i'm saying y'all bikers might not beat the rams get this off of here yeah we know seahawk beat the ramp but get this off of here Get this off of here. Yeah, we know Seahawk beat the Rams, but get this off of here. They ain't play Matthew Stafford today. I'm talking about the wild card game that's going on next Monday night. Between the Vikings and the Rams. The Vikings might not come out of that game alive. Let them boys have four rushes, have four touchdowns against y'all.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Boom! Do you? Boom! All that shit talking y'all. Boom! Do you, boom! All that shit talking y'all were doing during the week. This high division, y'all were lying. You shitting me, y'all were lying. Shout out to the Detroit line. Yeah, I'm rocking this jersey. I've been rocking it all motherfucking year.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And no, I'm not a Detroit fan, never. I'm a Cowboy till the day I die. And my side chick is the Buffalo Bill. Don't never forget it. But I'm representing all Detroit fan, never. I'm a Cowboy til the day I die. And my side chick is the Buffalo Bill. Don't never forget it. But I'm representing all playoff teams right here tonight on my show. So what I'm going to do before I even go to my next topic, I'm going to name some teams. And if I name this team, your team is dead.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Starting with the Dallas Cowboys, dead. Carolina Panthers, dead. Cincinnati, dead. Carolina Panther, dead. Cincinnati, dead. New England Clam Chowder, dead. New York Rat Jet, dead. New York Rat Jock, dead. Arizona Corden, dead. Badass 49er, dead. Indianapolis Coat, dead. Jacksonville Jaguars, dead. Los Vegas ranked, dead. Chicago Bird, dead. Who I done left for?
Starting point is 00:06:15 But did I say the Bingo Titans? Dead. If I name them team, you dead. You just like me at the motherfucking house. I heard Bingo fans mad. Well if you took care of business early in the season, then you wouldn't have nothing to worry about right now. We won five in a row. Good.
Starting point is 00:06:34 But wait, get you on the motherfucking couch with Jerry Jones eating yogurt. Y'all wanna know what them billionaires do? They read books and eat yogurt. That's what they do. Jerry Jones' breasts smell like a dead snake. Give a damn how much money you got? Your breasts stink fam. Them billionaires' breasts smell like straight up dead snake ass. Now we're going to move on to the Dallas Cowboys today we had early game we plan the commanders I've been bragging on trade land put trade lands in the game. What the fuck was I thinking?
Starting point is 00:07:13 Keep that motherfucker out of here. He can't get the ball in and the red zone. He can't he can't score He can run most niggas can go pick it up most niggas can't I don't understand the announcer Trey Lance can use his legs most niggas got legs they ain't no lieutenant Dan's around them most niggas can run. Oldies through can't run. Jameson my boy Chidar loving it there but they can't run. You want the truth you're in the right motherfuckers about to get it cuz I ain't gonna sugarcoat a lot to you most niggas 12 best gun Jane Daniels before they took it out when looking like when playing wolf a damn Ain't no way the Cowboy should have lost that game, but they did and what what they gonna do? They gonna bring Mike McCartney,
Starting point is 00:08:05 Cag Belly-ass back. For what? I don't know. I'm, if you're a Dallas Cowboy fan, you cannot possibly want Cag Belly-ass Mike McCartney to come back. Come on now. What we bringing them back for?
Starting point is 00:08:19 Another mediocre ass-he? We think it's the season seven and 10. Despil you. Dispil you. your class he we finish the season 7 and 10 that's bill you that's bill you found something a little running back and Rico Dow I like I like fam I turpin the receiver I like him I ain't gonna lie we got some small little piece of parcel came through today two and a half sec cool y'all know you been itching to run your ass to that podcast well we got some small little pieces of parcel that came through today, two and a half sack, cool. I know you been itching to run your ass to that podcast, but you got old motherfuckers some of them get on that podcast fam. Now you can watch other teens playing cheer them on. Cheer your homeboy on CJ Stiles with the Texas.
Starting point is 00:08:57 They seen the play out, but look it up, no. We can laugh and stop. My goddamn phone been ringing all day. Don't call to my phone. I watch the same game you motherfuckers watch. I know we sorry. You ain't got to tell me something I already know, but I know we sorry. I'm probably gonna be sorry again next year, but help is on the motherfucking way.
Starting point is 00:09:20 I need Jerry Jones to do something to make everybody feel better. I need this motherfucker to step down, but he won't do it. To save his own life, Jerry Jones won't even step down. That's why we in the predicament we in now, ladies and gentlemen, because I own her. The CEO, the president, the general manager, does the sky Title in the world and it's still not working for us Everybody is going on into the playoffs. Everybody is getting tickets going to see 18 play we getting tickets to go on motherfucking vacation And I'm supposed to be happy I'm supposed to be smiling for what I ain't got nothing to smile about ladies and gentlemen I don't I'm sick
Starting point is 00:10:13 I can sit up there and put on a front all day and smile and say I don't give a damn about the cowboy But I'll be fucking lying I'm a lying to y'all. I go to bed at night sick, done a motherfucker. Back hurting, feet hurting, but I got to put on a show. Even though my pride hurt. The Cowboys, they broke me to six. Ain't better when your team lose. I keep telling you, the weed don't smoke better when your team lose, man.
Starting point is 00:10:42 It don't. When your team win, you can talk all the shit, you can hold a hand in the work if you want, you can get everything go good when your team win. We can't experience that, can we Cowboy fans? We gotta go to work tomorrow. Even though we gonna talk shit all week, we might not be going to the plow,
Starting point is 00:11:01 but we gonna win this last game and we get, guess who gonna wanna go to work tomorrow. I Don't want to step foot in that motherfucking plant. But what I Know everybody. I'm not the first thing everybody won't see tomorrow and guess what I'm not going Even though I ain't got no more PTO. I don't give a damn I'm gonna wait till the shit cool off before I step back up in that work. I'm letting you know right now when I do come back to work, anybody mess with me about the cowboy, I'm going to H.O. on y'all ass. I bet y'all won't tease me no more about my team when I go to H.O.
Starting point is 00:11:36 on your ass. When you get that call, come on down. You wonder what's going on, you about to find out. You been bullying, um, Bubba Dub. No I ain't. Yes you have. We got it on camera. He even had video of it. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I'm sick of the bullshit that's going on around here, especially with the cowboy. I'm glad the season's over. Back to Tray Lance lands y'all. No fam, I'm gonna apologize to the front office of Dallas. Yeah, y'all know more than we motherfuckers know, I bet you that. I been putting me, putting me in, keep betting in Cooper Road, shit. No we not. Ain't throw the bottle. No, yeah Hey, oh Get that motherfucker body look breaking news goddamn the New England Patriots the fire dry male man black man had
Starting point is 00:12:38 Ain't been no one motherfucking you you just thought Robocraft, you old blind, misogynist motherfucker, you. You looked that man dead in the eyes and told him he was gonna be a patriot for years to come. You lie. Why, why, why, why us? Why we get one year to come in here and try to turn around a, a, a, a terrible ass fucking team? One year to come in and try to turn around a terrible ass fucking teen.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Y'all fired that man in one motherfucking year. Y'all see what I'm saying? It ain't right. It ain't motherfucking right. And I don't like it. I don't. And my boy Pierce up there in Las Vegas, right? You next, nigga.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Goddamn, you can wear all the black or tie. You gonna, nigga, you next. You can go to the club, nigga. You can go to the club, nigga. You can go to the club, nigga. You can go to the club, nigga. You can go Vegas right you next nigga. Goddamn you can wear all the black attire you gonna wiggle your necks. You can go to every casino you want to now they feel like you're pretty you fam. Don't break forward no bullshit no more with a Trump backing office they walking around with they motherfucking chest out right now. Especially if you live in Texas, them redneck shit, they got they belt walkers on, they got them big four, four L50 doolies, shit!
Starting point is 00:13:52 Nobody more feeling theyself right now. And they ain't taking no shit off us or nobody else. My SA friends, y'all walking on thin motherfucking night around these rednecks right now. I'm just being one-handed. How my friend, how you doing doing come to my how do work shit the white boys not saying that shit no motherfucking more. They buying up all the guns you go to the cross out you go out there to the academy ain't no more rifles them white boys don't bow them out. Boats ain't no more boats. Hey, yo, hey, yo ain't nothing. Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey shit available
Starting point is 00:14:26 God don't like what them body now And I told y'all two weeks ago. Elon Musk is got some shit boys Don't think you don't I told you him to a meal. They think I do some shit down in the USA They think they're gonna run the air some for the SpaceX. Yes, you won't be on no will And if they think they're gonna run their ass up for the SpaceX, guess who gonna be on their will? Me. Me. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts,
Starting point is 00:14:56 to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this boomstack stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week buying power column. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. I'm ready for these playoffs though. I ain't gonna lie to y'all, some playoffs games coming up. You got the Chargers going against the
Starting point is 00:16:10 Cypress Syrup Ass Texas. Let me say this right now, Ace Town, y'all might not make it out this motherfucking game. Jim Harbour Chiefs man is not gonna be playing with you Cypress Syrup Ass Texas. I want the Texans to win, but goddamn it, I don't see. Too many injuries on the offensive side of the ball. Stephon Deeds, he running around here.
Starting point is 00:16:31 He trying to dig in something else other than a one. Legend. Oh yeah, Doug, I'm keeping 100 on this show. I don't give a damn if y'all like it or not. The truth will be spoken on this show. The truth will be, I don't give a damn about him running down on Pete Diddy in Miami, that's a cover up. I told you, sugar melting water heated. I keep thinking people ain't when they is. Now they can't be, he got this little shit, that
Starting point is 00:16:55 don't mean shit. That don't mean a motherfucking thing. That's a cover up. I'm gonna get with her, make them think I'm with her. Shit, whole time somebody else coming over with broad shoulders, putting their perky in on me. Pinging them down too, picking them teeth. You know what I'm telling you? I'm telling you something. 2025, you gotta watch people.
Starting point is 00:17:20 You got to do background checks on people. You got family members calling right now. Hey man, you think I can come stay a couple days, them couple days, before you know it, them motherfuckers getting Amazon packages at your house. You don't know what I'm moving in with you. Man, times are hard, I need some help.
Starting point is 00:17:34 But guess what? Don't bring them hard times over here, nigga. Stay your ass where you're in. You better go get you a one, better better better moving to one of them goddamn shelters. Cause you're not moving in with me and my girl, nipple. I like to walk around the house naked, so do she. I ain't got time telling my girl,
Starting point is 00:17:51 put some clothes on because your funky feet ass dying now. Nipple. I will give a damn about you calling my mom and daddy them evil and telling them how I should be doing this and that, niggas, I don't see it. My mom and dad, I love them to death, but they ain't God. And I hear a whole lot of you niggas on here talking. I got all the money, I got all the women,
Starting point is 00:18:10 I got all the cars, but guess what? The one thing you didn't name, you ain't got God, nigga. That's what's wrong with you. You ain't got God, nigga. Can't take none of this shit with you when you die same woman you loving and praising gonna be the same woman giving that motherfucker before you hit the grave do you hear me before they put the dirt on you she with somebody else no but now how much money you got? Nigga, dude, you got God.
Starting point is 00:18:45 If you ain't got God, you ain't got shit. These are facts. You want the truth, you in the right motherfuckin' spot. You wanna lie? Go somebody else show him, cause this ain't it. You gonna speak the real over him. Whether you like it or not, family members, friends, I don't give a damn.
Starting point is 00:19:01 They gonna tell you, bubba dub, gonna tell you like it is. And I won't stop. Oh no, I won't stop a damn they gonna tell you bubble-dub don't tell you like it is And I won't stop. Oh No, I won't stop it get better tonight. I know y'all seen me early down at the Rockies game I wouldn't die another check out the Lakers. Let me tell you I Know y'all talking Lakers got cheated. Well, maybe so well, I'll tell you what they lost the game, man They couldn't box our big-ass Sam. Steven Adams, they couldn't block him out. Office rebound after office rebound. JJ Reddick, you not a good goddamn coach.
Starting point is 00:19:32 You got to get a body on Adams. Putting Rui on, Adams 7-2, Rui 6-7. How you gonna stop somebody? Y'all keep talking about the analytics. Well, God damn it, fuck the analytics. I go off the ITS. Those goddamn young niggas from Rockies bowling, boy. I'm just gotta be 100 tonight. Yes, I'm a Laker fan. Yes, I want the Lakers win, but I gotta keep it 100. Jalen Green got an old
Starting point is 00:20:02 lady named Drell. She cooking them goddamn turkey chops over rice that ball of a ball in the night And I go y'all why he's known that couple mean she's too old for him. No, she's not That old motherfucking Drell is putting a pool manny on that young man cooking them old school So full meals that young man bowling for of energy. That's them good meals in him. So you young hoes are having pie, noodles, roti de chik-fil-a, nidreel, chinakookin', deeklo noodles, mashed potatoes, string beans, wooka rolls, maybe from Texas roadhouse rolls. That's the difference between you young hoes and a real woman. Real woman go get in that kitchen, make some lasagna. These young hoes don't know nothing about no lasagna.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I'm telling you, that's why that man playing the way he playing. He got so much energy in him right now. When he leave the house, she fixing the niggas sack lunch. Niggas, these hoes don't know nothing about no sack lunches. Some of my old school players on this show right now got an old lady. When they go to work, they old lady fix them a sack lunch. Y'all, who in the hood know about sack lunches? Talk the dog. Might have a sandwich, maybe a pork chop sandwich.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Real talk, maybe have hot sauce on it, maybe have ketchup on that motherfucker. But you know about a pork chop sandwich, some of you know you're taking it to work with you. Yeah, when it's trying to go on break you're gonna smoke your cigarette you're gonna smoke your little weed and you're gonna warm your pork chop sandwich up and you're not shunning that motherfucker tell me online 2025 it's about hunger instead you ain't about being exposed no more that don't mean a damn no more you used to have a side chick back in the day and a side chick could keep her motherfucking mouth closed for 25 and 30 years you have a side chick back today the side chick will keep her motherfucking mouth closed for 25 and 30 years You have a side chick now everybody in the motherfucking world going on you over the sleep. You didn't got you a good
Starting point is 00:21:52 Look, just what she got you on camera going live. Look who over my house. Yeah, is that time? Oh and is I thought he was such a no here with me Yeah, you wake up.'t know what's going on, but you out, you gonna win fire. You gonna win fire. Now you panicking, trying to get home to your girl, trying to explain this deal, yo. You don't know what to tell her,
Starting point is 00:22:16 but there's only one thing you need to tell that motherfucker. Baby, that shit is AI. That shit is AI, baby. They can take my face and make it go out through every world. I didn't know that. I'm trying to tell you, baby. We lost in this world. They have to get
Starting point is 00:22:34 real good needs. They have to kill us. I don't even see it. You listening to her, what's she saying? That wasn't me, that was AI. Y'all better pay attention to what I'm telling y'all tonight, man. Y'all better pay attention to what I'm telling y'all tonight. Shit ain't what it is. Shit ain't what it seem to be no more.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Everything different. You got kindred, drape, too great, fapping motherfuckers. Got the internet game in a friendship right now. You got people who are Drake fans, they ain't Drake fans no more, they're Kendrick fans. You got LeBron and Drake, they were best friends, now they ain't friends no more.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Do you hear me? Drake crying every motherfucking ruckal. And that's what most yellow niggas do. You see what I mean? That's what all yellow niggas are, I ain't, it's the whole yellow niggas out here, I ain't gonna lie. But Drake crying every motherfucking ruckus. Y'all need to check on Drake. I think he on suicide watch.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I'm just being real. I know a crime motherfucker that will harm themselves when I see one. I'm thinking Drake might harm himself, y'all. He going through so much. I'm telling you, he can't take it. He got LeBron tatted on him. He got the bra on tatted on This nigga got another man tatted on him and the bra on them turned it back on. Shit Y'all better keep your eyes on Dressy. I
Starting point is 00:23:53 Hate to wake up to some breaking news. I'm telling y'all man Somebody close to Drake showing love like real talk telling man you steal him fam you six guy Like don't let this know saying Teary you from what you got going bro, because it's starting to break in me Oh, they're starting to break Jersey and I don't like to see that. I want to hear Drake back singing again It's hardcore rapping. I'm sending people to your house shit. That ain't the Drake. I know I'm sending people to your house shit. That ain't the Drake. I know That ain't the Drake. I know I'm used to the goddamn. Do you love me? That's the Drake I know
Starting point is 00:24:36 We're gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, and I Don't know then you got this weekend back to football on wild-core You got the Steelers vs. The Ravens. Steelers not finna win a motherfucking thing this weekend. If you a Steelers fan, goodbye. Kick your ass up out of here. Don't even waste your money buying no tickets. You're not beating the Ravens, fam. I'm just being honest with you. Broncos vs. the Beagles, Broncos, it's over.
Starting point is 00:24:58 You not beating Josh Clem now, I'm telling you now. You're not beating the Buffalo Beagles. I'm telling you now. You're not beating the Buffalo Beals. I'm telling you now. Your season is over. Thank you for making it to the playoffs. But goodbye. Goodbye! Packers, Eagles, gonna be a good game.
Starting point is 00:25:16 But it's up to them Philly. Gilley, Wildo, Rocky, William Smith, Kevin Hart. Domino T smiling at Michael Blackson. They gonna be at that motherfucking game and don't you think Billy ain't gonna show out Shea-Kwan Barkley didn't play then let him go out to the record he gonna come out this motherfucking game ready to fall. Can Detroit stop the Eagles run game? I don't see it. They say Hurst done finally woke up out that motherfucking coma they
Starting point is 00:25:42 say they had to come down here to Ace Time to get some of that red. Yeah, some of that red shirt, sure, to get him back. So I'm looking for the Chargers to beat the Texans. I'm looking for the Ravens to beat the Steelers. And I'm looking for the Eagles to beat the Packers. And I'm looking for the Rams to upset the Vikings. In the first round of the playoff. That's what I'm looking for the Rams to upset the Vikings in the first round of the playoff. That's what I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Y'all let me know what y'all thinking. But them are my predictions right now. And this year, God damn it, I've been wrong a lot. But I guarantee you I get this shit right in the playoffs. I bet you that. I bet you that. So y'all get in the comments section right now. Let me know who y'all got coming out the first round
Starting point is 00:26:26 real talk It's some shit bubbling in the earth. It's some shit bubbling and it ain't got nothing to do with us this time Oh, yeah, my girlfriend skip payments come here Goddamnit come here. I'll let you know They say you offer this girl 1.5 million for her coaching 5% coach Ain't no fucking white I know you say you a drip god, but you a goddamn line god if you ask me
Starting point is 00:27:03 Man you better snuggle up old man, ugly man, Ernstine and goddamn it, you set me through. If you ain't been gettin' them good-lookin' coaches, you ain't gonna get them now. That white girl ain't just tellin' on Skipsy, tellin' on 13 other Joy Taylor, come here. Come here, she said you had a nasty attitude, come here. Goddamn chickens coming home.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Once, black people, this ain't got nothing to do with us. Stay out this shit. Stay out of it, God damn it. Stay out of it. That's how Skip crawled his way out this hole right here. Is this woman telling the truth? We don't know. I'm not here to deny none of her claims.
Starting point is 00:27:43 All I know, all this shit is a legend. But it don't know I'm not here to deny none of her claims. All I know all this shit is allegedly but it don't look good They say this man over 1.5 me this woman say she told skip I got overall counsel Time to throw in mosque. She say skip say he don't give a damn what kind of counsel you got bitch I got the cure for it That white girl must been fine little motherfucker. Do you hear me? It's on my girls. Oh, they white girl these days dick dumb motherfucker Hey, y'all seen that white woman on IG. I can't think her name. She old school. She by 55 that motherfucker dickin I ain't never really laid eyes on a white woman like that But I have now until I seen her and I went to Iggy Azalea, OnlyFans, god damn it, come here.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Think I won't lay with that brother of mine, Biscuit, motherfucker, you a liar. I know my family, I'm with that white girl, you goddamn right I'm with her. And you motherfuckers gonna respect our relationship too. I'm letting you know right now, I go to my family. I need you sorry motherfucking niggas, let me tell y'all something, I'm with this white woman now.
Starting point is 00:28:45 And you motherfuckers gonna respect her. When I walk into the house, I'm walking up these, and y'all see me pull up, y'all better open the car door for her. If that motherfucker sneeze, you better say bless you. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:29:00 They probably want me to good motherfuckers. So I know. Wrinkle face skip trying to give a motherfucker 1.5 million. All the women Skip done been around supposed to. He want to give her 1.5 million. I got to see this white girl. I know this motherfucker breath smell like goddamn peppermint. You would smell like peppermint.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I'm not bullshitting you. I don't want that about them white girls. Oh my God. They do whatever you say. Real talk. You can't get rid of them. You give it to them just right. You got them white women for life. God damn it, I want to find out who she is.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I don't want to get in the room because she like to put some allegations on on Doug. And you know where I'm from? We're going to play that shit. Where I'm from, we're going to take it. If you don't want it, put some allocations. I don't do it. You know, I'm from we don't play that shit Well, I'm from we don't take it if you don't want it and got them you won't get it. We go off see We are taught couple of words for you fucking yes. Oh, if there's no if he's just Yeah, that's how you guys don't do anything if you fucking yes, I know if it's no back if it's just come on Come on Watching this show being presented by prize-pitched real talk right there that barcode scanning real talk first time user put five dollars in you Get fifty dollars instantly real talk. I don't know what you waiting on I don't know what you wait no on your bed more or less on your favorite player by core games come
Starting point is 00:30:24 No, but get them best scene right now don't get your money up, baby real talk I know Christmas kind of hurt some of your pockets. That's okay. I'll fucking show you how to get your motherfucking money back If you came watch my show and you only can listen to it go to Apple podcast and Spotify type in the bubble dub show Darn, I am But to 25 you gotta be careful about who people you hang around with Yeah, they show people you can't even talk to on the phone with no more man Because you don't know what they into real talk man. This is business man. This thing ain't personal man real talk You got these big companies more than best money in you
Starting point is 00:31:01 You don't think they shouldn't around looking at the people you hanging around Why would I invest some money in This guy here and he hanging with this guy. I'm just putting you up on game to me 25 I got some game to give you I'm gonna give it to you. I know we're whole no information from you I'm only here to help you not hurt you baby We are tough. I think that was wrong with the game. Sometimes people let people Bump their head when sometimes you and Dan got a bump they hear you know what I'm saying? They say experience is the best teacher.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It don't have to be. A lot of homeboys went to the pingo teacher. Do I need to go to the pingo teacher to learn this? No I don't. It's the end of them knuckles. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created the Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts. To give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this BIM stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Amanda Moll,
Starting point is 00:32:00 who writes our Business Week Buying Power column. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. Go and get your CLE, I got a homeboy named Brewster up there in Dallas. Prison reform, he puttin' you boys in trucks. Get your CLEs, we'll put your ass in the truck,
Starting point is 00:32:48 and goddamn, you gon' go and get this money. Just because you go to the pen and get a felony, your life ain't over. They wanna teach you that. But your life ain't over, you can make good money, you can make goddamn six figures, seven figures, you can do it. Goddamn it, you gotta go and do it, though. Stop sittin' around around looking for handouts, ain't nobody gonna give your ass shit.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Go and get it. So if you're watching this show right here, man, I'm telling you the truth. You got a felony, can't get a good job, go and get your CDL, man. Hit me in my DM and I'll reach out to Brewster. There's a couple more other people, they got some diesels that they wanna put on the motherfucking road. If you got a good driving record, they'll put you on their goddamn road.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And goddamn it, keep going. It can be done. I know five people I know. They do number sell dope. They hold out. That's all they knew. Kept going to jail, kept going to jail. Now they done finally came home.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Now they gone went out and got them some trucks. Now they on the road making a good living for themselves. And that's where they survive. It's not where you was, it's where you at. You ain't gotta live with the Joneses. You ain't gotta be out here trying to compete with nobody, man. Live within your means, hell. Live within your means.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Just because your partner got a new house, don't mean you gotta go out and get a new house. Just because your partner got a new car, don't mean you gotta go out get a new house It because she's probably got a new car. I mean you gotta go out get a new car It's possible out there and catch a issue. Oh, hey, oh no We take y'all some shit that happened to me. We got one of the holes right this fluffy. Let's do everything Do tell her to do I'll go and get the monkey Grinding up. She's not normal. I passed the ball lay up at this night I laid over just what came on after I had sex with her HIV commercial
Starting point is 00:34:27 I was sick then a motherfucker That what happened y'all, y'all would go lay over the whole raw dog and then some HIV commercial pop up Shit! Stood then a motherfucker I called my mama two in the morning wake up Well I'm asleep wake yo ass up, you been wanting to talk to me about God damn it Talk to me now. Talk to me now Talk to me now
Starting point is 00:34:57 I know it's a devil. I know she's devil but this motherfucker look good. Oh No stomach them goddamn doctors down there Miami did good work I don't know the doctor doctor down there in Miami that did this BBL on this hoe, but that motherfucker got down. She must have spent $15,000 on this surgery. This wasn't no $7,500 procedure. This was a $15,000 procedure and it was worth every motherfucking penny. Said, look at her time, you hoe cats don't be funky. It be ass when you turn around and hit them
Starting point is 00:35:26 from the back, that funk hit you. Bitch you ain't facing. Bitch they ain't ivory so, they ain't dull. Bitch you ain't using no sauce. I like to be natural, I like for you to get your ass out my life. That's what I want you to do. Get your ass out my life. Them bird baths ain't gonna make it in 2025 baby.
Starting point is 00:35:34 You gonna have to hit that water. Yeah and I want it hot. Starvin' hot. When you getting that water. Yeah, and I want it hot. It's cold and hot when you get in that mother Yeah, I'm gonna get all the dirt and filthy germs off your ass. I Know I can't be gonna happen to y'all. I know I can't be long what happened to later with the little bit I'll send HIV comments coming on. She looked at me. I'm looking Too late with the little bit. All of a sudden HIV comes coming on. She looked at me. I'm looking
Starting point is 00:36:10 Damn, but you might want to go get checked. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know what I'm saying? I don't know you like that That thing about lives about choices y'all life is about choices life is about what you want to make of this shit, man Putting your own gang real talk Putting your own gang thunder woman on the beat to sell this tonight young motherfuckers shake guiltless that's a bad little young motherfucker i like them i like the thunder i ain't gonna lie i like the seltzer's too they probably gonna end right back up down there in the finals again um my lake up he need to make a trade shit man i don't know y'all man i be Shit, man, I don't know y'all, man. I be... Man, you can want it.
Starting point is 00:36:47 It's just bad when you want it more than your team want it. Ain't that some shit? It's like with life, with family members and shit. You want them to have the shit you got, but they don't want it, man. You know what I'm saying? And one thing I'm learning about this life we living in, man, people will fall out with you for no reason, man.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I let my partner borrow $50, true man. I let my partner borrow $50. True story, I let this nigga borrow $50. Two weeks went by and I was calling him, not about my $50. I was calling and telling him that somebody and that we graduated, we had died. He announced, you know what he text me back? Nigga, I'm gonna give your little funky ass $50, nigga. Stop blowing me up. Bam, I wasn't even tripping about the $50, cuz I'm trying to your little funky ass 50 dollars nigga stop blowin' me up
Starting point is 00:37:29 Bam I wasn't even trippin' about the 50 dollars cuz I'm trying to tell you something like we were we'd die But you want to turn it on me ain't know what he told me matter of fact no he ain't call me no mojo Ag nigga he did that just so he won't have to pay me back my 50 dollars That's what he did to me Ain't saying that I Did with any other man would do I sleep right in his girl hurt the rent do it use hurt the cardinal do it use I heard you back on that shit. He's Meet me somewhere for real. I've been one of fortune me too He love me. I got a package for you
Starting point is 00:38:20 We are taught she middle me. I called well. Yeah, fam. I'm at the crib on the game I tell you what say by the phone. I got a blessing for you in 30 minutes. When you hit me in 30 minutes, guess what? I'm going down through hell for your talk. You want to get over on me? I'm going to get over on you. Telling me to do that. Tell me I don't say I'm a dirty nigger. Tell me I don't say I ain't worth a damn. I ain't. I been told you that. I been told you I ain't Woffa Damn. Don't think you gonna get over on me. And don't think I ain't gonna get over on you. I'm from the old school like I always tell y'all. If I don't get you in the wash, I'ma get you in the rinse
Starting point is 00:38:56 every time. Real time. If you're watching this show right now, then you gotta know, we'll do a thing called a hell no segment. Real talk. I said, Bubba Dub, shit you got the Detroit line, Jerry Jones, are you going for the Detroit line? Hell no. I'm not going for that motherfucking Detroit line! The Dallas capo is in my blood, it's in my veins, it's in my DNA, it ain't going no motherfucking round.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I said, what you ever do in LA? Hell no! Everybody that's living in LA, moving out of LA, so why would I move to LA? No! Those goddamn gang members down there, they still banging, banging, now. I don't want to be going nowhere. I got to worry about what if I got on red, if I got a world blue. So I don't operate like that. Who you with? Nigga, that's who I'm with. The laws. The cops.
Starting point is 00:40:05 See, niggas be bad to you. Niggas will beat you up, niggas will shoot you, niggas do harm to you, they'll do all that to you. But them niggas don't do that when you with the police do it. Hell no. They on their best motherfucking behavior. And it's a lot of niggas always get on these apps and talk all that shit. I'm a real nigger, I do this to that. I keep it 100. When them boys get behind them balls, them boys be talking. They be talking. You damn right, L.A. expenses. One bedroom apartment, 4,000 a month. Never. I be staying in them goddamn temples. I see
Starting point is 00:40:40 why they ain't got them homeless men. They ain't really home. They just ain't paying off both the house in the month and I don't blame Come to Texas Oh, I'm the one who did you imagine the hiring and texture for phone down the month? I'm not bullshitting you old bedroom on fire back for better on three bad down in Texas Real talk Come on down you you live like a king here in Texas playing four thousand a month. I'm not bullshitting. Appreciate it Omar.
Starting point is 00:41:10 I'm not lying. Four thousand a month you can get a mansion down here in Texas on probably about twenty acres of land. Shit. Telling you true. Trash of the day going to the motherfucking cowboy. Trash. Can't beat the commanders.
Starting point is 00:41:28 You can't beat the commander. You let Marcus Mariago come in this motherfucker and light y'all ass up. Y'all seen Marcus Mariago come in the game? Little more. Once again, I cut the goddamn TV off. My baby girl asked me, daddy, why you keep watching them? They gonna do nothing but hurt your feelings. I know baby, I don't know. But it's addictive. Cowboys, it's addiction watching them. They get you high and they get you low. That's what it
Starting point is 00:41:57 is with the Cowboys, man. But I'm no longer gonna be sad. I ain't got nothing to get mad about no more when these games play. I can sit back and watch the game and just call them the way I'm seeing them. And I can't wait for this weekend. Coming up with this wild card division is going to be crazy. It's going to be wild. It's going to be exciting. If you got here in Texas, where I'm from, it's going to get real motherfucking cold. Oh, God damn right, cold front coming through. Yeah, got the heat on right motherfucking now. She text me used to all that cold. I live
Starting point is 00:42:27 down in next time. So we get a little cold for anything to be like 40 degrees. My you think I'm going somewhere? I'm in the house all motherfucking day. Like, that's cold. See, when you creep snuggle up watching Netflix, real talk, watching all about the pinch. Come on talk watching all about the pitch come on watching all about the Benjamin's we watching this show man I'm telling y'all y'all should have done hit the like button by now you should have done hit the share button right now I know y'all don't see my boy tank Davis he can
Starting point is 00:42:56 posting a pitch y'all see is her y'all see tank tank done got it got a pearl and everything I thought that nigga was Prince. No he not. I thought he was Prince. March 1st somebody getting knocked out. That's all I'm saying. March 1st somebody getting knocked out. Y'all gonna stop playing with Tank?
Starting point is 00:43:18 I'm gonna be right there at the Barclay Center watching. Oh yeah, Dub on tour too. We the rules tour. March the 2nd I'm in Brooklyn. the 2nd, I'm in Brooklyn. February the 1st, I'm in Minnesota. Let me grab them tickets, go to bubbedubent.com. Come out and see your boy. I need everybody that support me,
Starting point is 00:43:35 everybody that's watching this show. When I come to your city, I need y'all to let me know. DM me, damn, we in this motherfucker. I need to know that. Cause I wanna make sure I come out and find y'all. I want to make sure I come out and find y'all. I'm gonna get more people come out and find y'all. I want to shake your hand. I want to take pictures with you. I want you to get something.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Get some of this Bubba Duh, Bubba Duh merch I got for y'all. I'm a real. Who fuck with me? And whoever fuck with y'all in y'all life, y'all fuck with them. You got real people in your life that's there for you when you need them. You be there for them when they need them to be up on when they need to
Starting point is 00:44:06 Real talk you be up on man. Don't you turn your back on you be silent Good things happen to those who wait And I know it's some good people just watching this show right now. They ain't got a break yet But eventually your break gonna come Your break gonna come keep your head up., you keep pushing. Don't be negative, be positive. Even when things in your life, it ain't going right. You gotta keep pushing and see this shit through, my boy. You gotta see this shit through, my boy. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show.
Starting point is 00:44:36 God bless, I'm out. The Volume. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.
Starting point is 00:45:01 A lot of this meme stock stuff stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.

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