Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps an NBA and NFL Christmas!!

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to recap LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers beating Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors on Christmas WITHOUT Anthony Davis!! AD has to find a way to stay healthy. LeBron is damn near 40 and can’t do this all by himself!!Then, Bubba reacts to Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs beating Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens destroying CJ Stroud and the Houston Texans. Lamar might be the MVP, and the Pittsburgh Steelers winning the Super Bowl this year? NEVAHH!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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to me, then you already got your notifications on and you already know when we gonna drop over on the Bubba Dub Show. Today, we gonna drop over on the bubble dub show. Today we gonna go and start the show off with with the motherfucking Lakers. You seen what the bruh did last night? Once again Anthony Davis hurt. Somebody go and wake Dr. C.B. up. Cause he the only motherfucker that can heal A.D. right now. How in the hell you get hurt on Christmas fam? These the days when miracles happen and you fucking hurt again.

Soon as you went down and cut the TV off I knew the nigga wasn't gonna come back. Who am I trying to give you a bigger figure of a doubt? Man, AD been ballin'. AD been in every game, and here you go with this shit again. Well I got something for you Adie, I'm putting your ass right back in here. Trash! LeBron James, 49 years old, got to carry his damn team the way he doin' it. We got some help yesterday. AR came through clutch.

Now LeBron, you get out the motherfucking way. I'm gonna win this game with a shot. Indeed. Took it to the hole and laid it up. That's what you're supposed to do. Make no motherfuckers sit the lake of 17 and 13. Out of 30 games, we gonna won 17, we gonna lost 13. I don't like it. We don't want 17. We don't lost 13. I don't like it Keep telling my y'all gonna make some adjustment what a goddamn adjustment y'all gonna make Rob the link Because some of the people this on the Lakers need to be in the damn stand the damn stands with me Kerry went out we had the game one. We game won, we were running through them. I was telling them to let Curry ass get hot, and we already know when the chef get hot,

he get to cook it. Thank God Draymond Green terrible, or we would have lost. Draymond Green missed seven open threes in the corner. He ain't gonna make that hole, let Rudy Goldberg come out the corner. He ain't gonna make that hole. Let Rudy Goldberg come out the home. He ain't gonna miss shit. Telling you the truth for the day, man. Do I feel like my Lakers gonna go in the playoffs

and do something? I don't. And I love my Lakers, but I don't feel that way. Cause you're saying team to beat Golden State and I'm gonna go out and lose the next five damn games in a row. Stop bringing in JJ Riggert, young head coach, know the game,

on podcast with Bruin, goddamn they eating off derbs and shit, uh, thinking they were gonna help and they didn't help, and I wanna apologize to Bumpy Dog, Dog with Hand, you wasn't the problem fam, it's the playoffs. It's the playoffs It's the motherfucking playoffs

Bruins shouldn't have to do that at that age He shouldn't have to do it, but he was feeling it yesterday on christmas though fade away shy lay off don't god damn it balls in The bruins got everything in the world except for your own top of his goddamn head. There's something he can't buy. You can go to Turkey, you can go to Germany, you can go anywhere, all the goddamn world, but you can't buy no goddamn hell to groom in your head. Think about it, Bruin got all the money in the world, he got all the endorsements, he got all the resources in the world, but that one resource he can't get is fucking hell.

Fucking hell. Think about it, the people that some of the greatest players in the world, ball-headed. MJ LeBron, prime was Go prime what take a party Here he is hugging his ex again Niggas gotta quit sipping Ain't no goddamn. Well, I'm hugging my baby mama. She gonna took a hundred two hundred men from street Ain't no goddamn well I'm hugging my baby mama. She done took 100, 200 men from me. She!

See you at the crossroads, you gonna be lonely. See you at the crossroads, you gonna be lonely. She! Ain't no making up! No! Ant-Man ran through the miles yesterday. Luca heard her then. Luca, you need to fix your damn

corporator. Cause she's smoking. Kyrie had 39 he did what he supposed to do. Antman had 26. Olad Mike Cunley had 10. Rudy Goldberg had 14, 10. And Minnesota they ain't they they record ain't reflecting how good they are right now. They just barely getting by. But we know come play all time. Hit me and my twin, gonna be ready to ball. NBA in good hands if you ask me. They say the viewership is down, our understanding is down, all the three-point shot. Ain't nobody playing defense. They bullshit, they showing on ESPN. Trash bringing me over there. I get the goddamn viewers up over there because I'm not gonna call the game the way they call the game. I'm gonna call the game the way it need to be called.

This team two for thirty for shooting three. Stop shooting them. Stop shooting them. You see what Maxie did yesterday to the Celtics? Come here. I told Maxie to his face, tell Joel Embiid, y'all ain't gonna win if he keep playing in them goddamn bowling ball shoes. Skechers are bowling ball shoes. Why he keep slipping and hurting and shit. Nigga get you some real shoes. Get you some Nikes. Some Medeagles.

But them damn Skeptiles ain't gon' get it. Them damn culinary shoes and y'all know it. And I love Joel Embiid, the devil, the best, big man in the league. I put him over Jokic. And y'all already know how I look at Jokic. I'm already a Hall of Fame. I love Jokic, he's him.

But when Embiid want a the bigger best player in the game can't nobody stop that big Nigerian mother Nobody can stop him but them damn Skechers Pal Jorra pissed in 12 yesterday Play our P giving you 200 some motherfucking million dollar. You gonna give me 12 points now Look out 23 points a bell each and every night See it's all about expectation same way when I take their honey pad that motherfucker poster Kiki in and me like them sprites from Mac dongas do And I'm gonna go out to you, baby

I'm gonna go ain't no ain't no motherfucking't no momma fuckin' romance tonight and playin' with your feet and all the kids- no! Old, new momma fuckers off spread eagle! I'm comin' through tonight, bitch, I'm soundin'. Let me lay my sleigh down on your chimney. That's the only time the women get freakin' Christmas and birthday! Other than that, they don't really be doing that much for us. They be giving us the same salty coochie for years.

Christmas come around, all of a sudden it's smelling a little different. Now it tastes a little different now, because you want them kids to get their gifts. They gonna get them. But what about me? I'm out here fighting, fighting thugs thugs family members crackheads each and every day But when I come home, you got an attitude I don't want no motherfucking attitude when I come home to the house. I want you home. I don't want you to have I want you to be naked I

Won't see raise a bump cat That's what I want to see raise a bump cat. I want to see the yiddies. I want to see the yams. Even if you ain't got no yams. Even if your girl ain't got no ass, you're supposed to make her feel like she got the biggest ass in the world. It's the confidence for me. You got to start giving your girl confidence, fella. You're making them feel bad. Some of them overweight nails And they get a little beside themselves sometime, but goddamn it. You still got to make that big woman feel good You know, she was you knew she had

Capabilities of gang weight. Oh, you got to do it. Look at your girl mama Oh her dad inside of the family and the grandma if some of them hold got bacon fat right here nine times I can see your girl gonna have have that bacon fat too through the years so stop getting mad when your girl gain a little weight man i don't want her no more man she man she can get gang all they way nigga you little you sit up there and watch that girl eat roti a dip crock crock crab legs after crab lead and got damn it You can say no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Go for it. No damn. Oh y'all gonna start respecting these women right here And we ain't gonna wait to 20 25 and do it. We're gonna do it right here today. We're gonna do it right here today Now if your girl or whoever you with when and then cook Christmas for you, you ought to be kissing on her damn neck right now. Do these women get on our nerves? You damn right. Do I want to dream on some of these holes sometimes?

But I don't want to. But I don't, because I don't want to go to jail. I'll take it one more, one to say one thing, say you're going to jail. Even though you ain't going to jail, they'll send your ass right down to jail. But what else is different? You call the cops on the field, man,

oh, you're wrong, man, that's the one. Stop it. Stop it, New York niggas won yesterday too. God damn right, when we humble head 42 we off I told you I think I think I'm all fucking got some they can put him down there with CP 3 CP 3 feet GP 3 don't never give it down by score point he just want to assist and I'm telling you right now when we are gonna be the first NBA player with a $500 million contract when he come up, watch.

They can go go gags respect the arm motherfucker, just keep going up, up, up, and up. Donkey know everybody, shooting threes from everybody. You can't block his shot. I'm starting to think Wimby Yama not real. I think Elon Musk made that nigga one of them Tesla plans. I swear to God, I don't think Wimby Yama a real human being. I think he a Tesla robot. Nigger too gifted. Oh, he too gifted. Real talk. Y'all better stop bullshitting.

Now let's go to the NFL. Goddamn Kansas City, Ruff, Chiefs. Play against the Pittsburgh Steelers. I thought Pat my home anchor would hurt. I can't tell. I told y'all allegedly that n***a on Bacchus. N***a had a walking boot on him. Couldn't even walk out the front door.

Soon as he get to the game, he ain't limp no damn move. I want some of that. I don't know what. Pat my hoes on y'all, but I want some of it. That n***a was Superman yesterday. 29 for 38, 320 yards, two touchdowns, no interceptions. Do you hear me? Goddamn Travis Kelsey came back alive again he been raised from the dead again and let me know right now he back texting them

sisters Taylor Swift don't know what Goddamn Travis back texting them sisters you know them white girls and only white girls are appetizers you want to fool me or deal you better go get you a sister No disrespect to my white women. I love you Karen's sarah's hell those I love all y'all cuz y'all gonna get every drop god damn it It's a little black women a victim. I'm gonna do it, but most of me you can do it anywhere except for that shit Put it on my stomach Real talk Russell Wilson 23 for 37 205 yards and accepts now Let me be real on this show right here today. I'm a pitch-bred stealer fan. That's three games

You done lost you lost to the Eagles Ravers and the Chiefs two elite teams that we consider in the NFL that could Win the NFL Super Bowl. You ain't got it and I love Mike Tumman. I love the Steelers, but from what I'm seeing right now Yeah, I'm not gonna beat nobody no motherfucking playoffs. Oh, we beat the Ravens Oh, y'all not gonna be we're gonna talk about them to me, but y'all not gonna beat him in the playoffs Don't Russell can't get the job done Sitting in the pocket for a second. They want to turn the speed then far see I'm Mike Tomlin. I'm pointing right at Justin field. Hey boy. You started this year off the bench I seen your way right back over there. I'm not here for the foolishness on Russell

I don't give a damn how many gold chain how many healthy food programs you can get the office of line I don't give a damn that we're here, how many healthy food programs you can get the offensive line I don't give a damn that we're here to win games. We're gonna lost three in a row. Your job is on the line The job on the line fam We lost three in a row He ain't looking too good in pittsburgh right now. Oh lenient swan rolling over in this damn grave right now. It ain't looking good. Now tell me I'm lying y'all. Tell me I'm lying. What did y'all see yesterday? Nigel Harris ran the ball good, Warren ran the ball good. Yeah, you can run the ball good, but goddamn it, can you make this third and five pass? Hell no, you can't.

Hell no, you can't! But I got a trick for Russell Wills. I'm the Pittsburgh Steelers fain- no, play on that team. I'm telling him, I just heard a new song by Future, and he talking about you again. Watch this nigga, buy all. You watch dangerous Russ go out there and buy all. And Sierra gonna be pregnant again, watch. So you gotta say some motivating shit to your quarterback a dog last three games you ain't you been dog shit But I still believe in your elder boys looking ass. I'm gonna need you to come on with

I'm gonna need you to play better than what you playing some of y'all watching this show. Come on Russell Wilson Oh now nigga Tom Brady was 70th though Still me So don't give me a shit You give me that else shit You give me I'm gonna make my team better. I'm gonna wheel my team to a victory That's what you got to do. You got the motherfucking run game. They can't stop it Kansas City came out 13-0. Yeah, I went there scored it 13-7 that mean defense get a goddamn stop TJ Watt's JJ Watt's I got Michael

Fyrethausen watch I don't give a damn give me a stop Point in the game you got to get some stops it's an offense you got to come to cover offensive line got gotta be in sync with Russ we're gonna give you both four seconds in the pocket of the ball after that four seconds they get a day they gonna be there but you got four seconds look I can give you four seconds thank you for the Christmas girl I can give you four seconds stay run game now that mean offensive coordinator Mike Tumlin y'all supposed to be joined at the hip

Y'all gotta have some motherfucking plays calling y'all gotta have some plays calling the goddamn it is for the Kansas City defense And we know Kansas City right now gotta defend they really been giving up that many points But they can't stop the rule that mean if you can't stop the world. God damn it. You ain't gonna beg a place stop to play action 29 to 10 you got beat now we gonna move on to the other game after The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters.

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Congratulations Lamar Jackson, broke Michael Bigg all time leading Russia. Yours over 6,000 yards now for Lamar Jackson. Congratulations. And I know I said last week, I don't think the Baltimore Ravens going to be able to do nothing in the playoffs Because they had lost to the Steelers is when I said that but let me say something right now They gonna continue to get a motherfucking ball with a big back workhorse Derek Henry they gonna be tough to beat them boys had over 250 yard motherfucking Russian You ain't gonna be able to beat them boy when it's cold like that up there in Baltimore. Hey, yo

Hey, yo, you ain't gonna be able to be In Houston, Texas These niggas had they slabs out yesterday morning. It will rain in a little bit But then the sky made it with a son come out them niggas had they slabs out? They were ready to pull them slabs out man the motherfuckers go to god damn Don't got them slaps and come on yesterday. Don't nigga jump back in those cyber trucks Can tell y'all shit early in the year we just we can team to be done It takes is over everything. God damn it. Talk now

Talk now Bombie I call him yesterday. He ain't going to talk. I Call look Kiki. He won't talk He won't talk about my goddamn mom. My mom videos. We talk about the Nils Kiki nigga. We're talking about the Texas That's what we talk about the motherfuckin sire ass Texas We hurt so it's other NFL teams hurt, too We gonna keep playing that game about who hurt this and that everybody hurt and banged up right now what they got to do Anything you got CJ style you told me you had the best goddamn quarterback. You're out the business. God damn it I'm not seeing it right now

You can't see the field He can't see the field he need laser I serve you too like that need Their two motherfucking points on Christmas Are you kidding me you stole two motherfucking points on Christmas y'all Joe mixing head nine carries 26 y'all Nick Collins had three catches, 59 yard. CJ Stroud, 17 for 31, 185 passing yard. One interception. That's not going to help. Baltimore Ravens had to bow 35 minutes and 21 seconds. That mean you getting dominated. That mean they controlling the line scrimmage. That mean your defense on the field more than it's supposed to be.

And we already know when the defense on the field more than it's supposed to be, they mean they died. They mean they can't stop them. That's why the goddamn score 31 to 2. So like I said, y'all go make the playoff. But after that first game, you're right there with us Cowboys. On the goddamn couch! That's where you at! On the couch with us!

We watchin' to play our games together! You like snickerdoodle cookies? Cookies? Or you like sugar cookies? Goddamnit, which one you want? Because that's what you gon' be eatin' over here with me! Now tell me I'm lying. Never seen no shit like this in my motherfucking live. Tix and Skull 2 points on Christmas on Netflix debut. You know Netflix first time having two games over that now.

Double hell. And y'all gon' come out and Skull 2 motherfucking point. I'm so happy that Netflix wouldn't buff me. Like on that Tyson fight so I could see some more NFL games on Netflix maybe NBA games over there matter fact let's put a goddamn show over there on Netflix let me host let me say what I want to say on this show I bet the motherfucking rating be up I I bet you it. We all know white people happy. When them ratings up, them goddamn white people are cut, check.

I call the game where it need to be called. I ain't biased. I call anybody out. I don't give a damn if you like it or not. I got a job to do. I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be realist. I'm gonna be foul in what I say.

I ain't gonna hold nothing back. D, they be worried about, I mean, They be worried about I'm now gonna say that they gonna rock with me no more now I'll give a damn thing rock with me do enough. I'm gonna tell the truth. You went muffled down tonight, fam Well, it's all about how you gonna come back the next game though That's what it for me cuz I don't press the thing no NFL no NBA player or nobody in professional sports are really trash No, but do they have trash games? Yes, but if they trash as an individual, no But they do have trash game. They'll take you a hair trash game. They'll I have trash moments all the time We got more trash. Hey, oh no Let's hang out no honey pack. They don't get any trash

Beers and I let me break it down to the end. I feel how I'm feeling right now Beels and I let me break it down to the end. I feel how I'm feeling right now Pitch on Pittsburgh is not not going to bow. I don't give death. Y'all like it or not. I'm being real I told you who got a chance to win the Chiefs Ravens in some bad-ass buffer. Oh be all they went to the show bow four times and I don't give a damn I put in four applications back in the day didn't get nail motherfucking job. Look why I meant today Why cuz I didn't give up and neither should you Some of you get discouraged when you put them apps in and they call you back keep working, nigga Don't stop putting me in cuz they ain't keep working keep grinding Wrong with us. We don't wanna put the motherfucking work in. You think everything should be easy.

You go out here and talk to your female two or three days, god damn it, you feel like you should be already in the puna and I don't want no goddamn puna and that motherfucking easy. I get on her and joke about the first night and all that shit, but I don't want no cat that motherfucking in. Make me work for it a little bit. And let me decide that not if I want to keep getting it. You know what I'm saying?

Let me work for it. I don't want you to give me that. Let I want to keep getting it. Know what I'm saying? Let me work for it. I don't want you to give me that. Let me go. I can get it. Don't handicap me by giving me shit. Make me work for it. Because I'm a hustler, baby. I'm going to grind for mine.

I ain't looking for no handouts. No. I'm going to go and get it. Same way you should be. You should be going and getting it right now. Day after Christmas, I'm hearing everybody on my time. Man, I'm really going to get it. I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going and get it. Same way you should be. You should be going and getting it right now. Day after Christmas, I'm hearing everybody on my time. Now, man, I'm ready for next year, man. I'm gonna turn up. Why your ass ain't turning up right now today?

Next year ain't promised, nigga. Tomorrow ain't promised. The very next, nigga, ain't promised. Why ain't you doing it now? Gotta change our mindset. We gotta stop looking at everything from a negative point of view. Start looking at shit from a positive point of view, man

You know saying sometimes we be at fault no, we know it cuz we don't know no better That's why you gotta educate yourself, man Real talk that's why I like you to real talk. No you to for simple fact I can cook I can get on type on YouTube and type in whatever I want to cook and learn how to cook it It might not taste like it post a taste but got damn it. I can get on type on YouTube and type in whatever I want to cook and learn how to cook it It might not taste like it post a taste but got damn it. I can cook it That's all I'm saying. I can cook it You're watching this show then you know, it'd be presented by price picks my scared that ball cold right there Put in my promo code

Two H's baby real talk put five dollars in they gonna match it with 50 Scrap business they gonna match with 50 you bet no more or less on your favorite player That's all you got to do if you can't watch the bubble dub show sometime I appreciate your diggity truck appreciate that fan if you can't watch the bubble dub show you only can listen Go to Apple podcast and Spotify type in the bubble dub show boom there I am baby All I need you to do is hit that like button that's gonna put me in the algorithm so you can start making me become recommended sometimes I'll be hitting dub I ain't know you drop cuz you negros and Everybody else is not hitting that like button you watching you're laughing

I saw like answers a simple like I get my algorithm going baby. You know, you doing that I'm gonna keep coming over here, giving y'all the motherfucking real. Now I know what I said about Trump getting in office, everything gonna be all good, gonna be good. I lied, I don't know that. I'm just on here to entertain. I don't know how it's gonna be after January the 9th, but I will tell you this,

we're still gonna have to take our ass to work. At the end of the day, we're still gonna have to work. Y'all sitting around here, worrying about what's going on with Finesse-time and looking that's they motherfucking problems That's they motherfucking problem not ours Always been told let a kid stay at a kid place. I don't know what's going on with that young man King I'm praying for my friend. Good Lord continue to bless it get him around the right people That's love him don't get him to school on educating. I don't give a damn them 12 years old that little man

Ain't got no business at them. God damn dies games Don't care what you say that young man ain't got no business at them. God damn dollar guys games Gotta have a head in some kind of book on some kind of game and that's it But that's game niggas get killed dodge game every day be I'm grown man. I'm going to die. Jay. No, my partner in the plate that I'm gonna do them and I know I'm not going I know he don't know Money alcohol and drugs don't mix somebody to get killed Do you somebody lose a lot?

At them dies games and I can see family kill family So what you make you make you think they won't do them to a outside? Stranger shit happen. I'm just telling y'all we keep we keep encouraging the ship and if they're looking at the dodge Yeah, and let me have it ass somewhere at the house sleep I Guarantee you grew up my father shit ass beat you ain't going out shit And for some of you already know don't let them street lights beat you either Our parents will put something on your ass Shit my parents grew up in these days

They'd be in TPS a hack anyway get whooping had, but I ain't mad about them ass whooping. Them ass whooping got me where I'm at today. Them ass whooping taught me to respect my elders. Be respectful, you live a long time. See, I always hugged on God and I was raised around older people. I got an old soul, man. I was taught to respect elders, your parents are not well respect them man You live a long time always talk if you disobeyed into your elders or your parents you shorten your days

So I still live I still live by that Cold and acted to this day. I don't have to know you my brother if you owe me Yes, sir. If you man saying wait what yes, ma'am. I'm I'm just in me to be respectful man It's too much disrespect going on these days man. You young women you come over there. Hey, yes, ma'am. I'm, I'm, I'm, I just need to be respectful, man. There's too much disrespect going on these days, man. You young women, you come over to that ass, hey, can you come over here and help me with my son? I get over there, you ain't got nothing on my booty shorts.

I'm looking at that ass now. I can't focus. I want help you, son, but now I want to help you. And you giving me that eye. I'm the wrong motherfucker get that eye too, girl. I'm a tiger. I call your ass. But I ain't here for that. I ain't here for that. I'm the wrong motherfucker to give that eye to. Girl, I'm a tyco. I'll call your ass. But I ain't here for that.

I ain't here for that. I'm here to help your son. But you keep looking over here, you gaving your legs open. I'm gonna give you something you gon- God damn, I'm gonna get- you keep asking for it, I'm gonna give it to you. You think I won't feed you shit? I'll feed it to you. I'll feed it to you Don't play with me invite me over to your house and all that If you got a man don't invite me I'm not coming over there I don't want nobody else's room

I always live by that code I don't want nobody else room at all That's a dangerous game I don't play Before I come over your motherfucking house And you boy walk down that motherfucking house like that You gonna get touched I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you

I'm gonna get you I come over your motherfucking now and you boy won't mind it. My fucking high like this. You're gonna keep go go get touch Don't get tough and I don't call you after don't feel bad either because you know what it is You know ready know what it is You're watching this show then you already know we have a segment called, Hell No Sick. So you know I go home yesterday, all my family and friends want to pull up, having a good time, we're drinking, we on that diss, I ain't trad, you know what I'm saying, I ain't got everybody kill, then you got other people pull up, hey family, how I let you, man, I'm so proud of you, I seen you commercial on TV and everything. Thank God. God has been good man. God has been good

Man, look, you know, I hate that You think I can hold a couple hundred dollars? Hell no Well, you've been going to get money from god damn I expect you to go right back there again and get it from now No damn long companies giving our loans each and every day I suggest you get on that phone feel like you at fill out a app and go and get you some paper Know why you can't go and get no loan cuz you ain't paid them back now if you ain't paying them Goddamn white folk back. What makes you think you gonna pay me back? You've been going out you gonna stay going without.

Yeah, we family. Yeah, I love you. But goddamn it, I ain't giving it to you. No. I will not. I'm gonna sit down here on Christmas like I did. I'm gonna watch these games. Goddamn it. And I'm gonna enjoy myself. I'm gonna enjoy the fruits of my labor. And some of y'all doing the same thing. Enjoy the fruits of your labor. Stop giving all your motherfucking money away people use your ass They don't really like you they just want what they can get from your ass now You got some genuine people they really need it you can help them But sometimes these niggas don't want no help man

They just want to see what they can get from you and if you don't help them they're gonna talk about you like a dog Shut your cry baby ass up stop crying crying. If you cry, what the baby gonna do? Time for us to step up as men and go and get it. Too many greedy people around here too. Got a lot of shit going on. You can easily bring one of your brothers or your friends or somebody you know up and help them. You don't even do it. But it takes for God to strike your ass down for you to lose everything you got.

Then you want to reach back out No, nigga, you stay your bad luck ass over there when you it You been reaching out don't reach out now Stay where you it Stay where you it Trash other day going to us takes in the steves Trash I don't want to hear the taste of my no more this motherfucking I don't want to hurt y'all. I know god

I'm done with y'all! Y'all want to start back winging again? Y'all better take y'all ass down to the lane at Austerhood. And get you some of them motherfucking Austerhood. If you ever come to Ace Town y'all, mark my word. Go to Austerhood. Tell Lynn, you'll meet him bald headed, bright bald, y'all know him. That's how you tell him. Tell him Bub telling bubble dobsoncha he gonna bless you gang I promise you go to Osterhut man down here in H town man go all the other place they got some great food to count I'll eat like prospect. I ain't no hater. I'm a real nigga. I'm gonna give shoutouts that go holla them people down there

They tell them dobsoncha man Houston is a beautiful city If you're single is number women down here for you God damn it and you could have a bunch of fun. And if you like men, there's a lot of gay men down here for you too, god damn it. Don't discriminate. I love all folks. Don't you never get it twisted. Because I get on here and say some jokes about gay people, don't mean I don't like them. I love everybody.

Never take this shit personal. You get entertainment from me, y'all. I'm here to make y'all laugh. Some of y'all going through some shit right now. It's my job to get it off your mind and get you back smiling and happy. Some of you probably on here, man, shit man, I'm thinking about robbing somebody.

But come over here and listen and talk to me, letting you know it ain't worth it, fam. Three minutes of trouble, I'm gonna get you live from prison. Sometimes we need to start thinking before we do shit. Stop reacting and start thinking. Nah, I better not do that. My kids need me, or my mama need me,

or my dad, somebody need me. I better not do it. I better just stick it out. And that's how shit good things happen to those who wait. Stop rushing shit. Put the work in and everything will work out. I guarantee y'all that. Thank y'all for tuning in today So you already know Colorado gonna pick up on BYU. You already know Coach Prime them already down there

See we're doing what they do Go out with a bang Go out with a motherfucking bang Name just talk about them. I'm talking about all go out with a bang give you all Just talk about them. I'm talking about all of them. Go out, booger bang. Give your all. You can kiss me this weekend down there in San Antonio, Texas at the Improv. Grab em' motherfuckin' tickets from me. Grab em'! You wanna see a show? You better come down there and see me. Five shows. Two Fridays, two Saturdays, one Sunday. If you see me down there in San Antonio, you know I'm eating number chalupus, manurro, hot damn highlights, and I'm looking for a senior. Because I'm with your caliente and

dine there, my name ain't Bubba Dub. Y'all know my name in San Antonio, senior dub. Peace and love, blessings, I'm out. The Volume. It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here? It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here? Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn. In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examined an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. So if you're trying to make sense of the present moment, check out Fiasco Bush V Gore.

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