Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps Chiefs OT thriller vs Bucs, RIP Quincy Jones!!

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live after Patrick Mahomes and tte Chiefs 30-24 OT victory over Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Bucs on Monday Night Football. D-Hop balled out and Tampa has to be happy with what they...’ve been getting from Baker!!Plus, Bubba encourages his listeners to go out vote, and gives his respect to the legendary Quincy Jones!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The volume. Bullshit ass audio, man. Sorry about that everybody. Bullshit ass audio. Technical difficulties. It happens. Damn it, we ain't perfect, but we still him. Now I'm going to take it back from what I was talking about when I was talking about
Starting point is 00:00:22 Patrick Mahone's ass being being hurt but never missing game. Why Dack always got to miss games when he hurt? I don't understand. Mothafuckin' Hamstring, Bruce Koochie or whatever it is. He always out. But Patrick Mahomes, that's why he's a winner. That's why he's a three time Super Bowl champion because he gonna let the small things stop him from performing that a great coach Andy Reid I'm gonna be real with y'all y'all be real me and the rebeen coaching 35 motherfucking you he been 350 pounds plus all them damn years my injury ain't never lost no way y'all ever think about this shit They want the players to be a certain weight
Starting point is 00:00:59 They want them to run a certain speed But why y'all ain't making these damn coaches lose weight is what I want to know And the re can't be healthy Our biggest risk rock all over his damn office snuckles twix Everything is all in that damn mouth, but y'all want the players to come in at 285 290 300 pounds, but see it make it really lose some damn weight. I know he great. I know he a genius I got him above Bill Billichick in the coaching thing. I got um
Starting point is 00:01:30 Bill Walsh and then I got Andy Reid and I got Bill Billichick But that's what we need to be talking about these damn coaches. Sankston Fide, damn head coach down there, Degas Allen, I don't know Three seasons are fucking nothing I don't know. Three seasons are fucking nothing. That's what I like. I like owners that can get rid of coaching in the middle of the season. That's why I wish Jerry Jones, Rick I-Ans,
Starting point is 00:01:52 would do the fat pot belly and Mike McCarthy. But he won't do it. He won't wait till the season. No, make us feel better now, Nickle. We want to feel good now, Jerry. We don't want to wait till the end of the month. That's why I switched teams. We want to feel good, not here. We don't want to wait till the end of the moment. That's why I switched teams.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Some of y'all, man, you can't be switching team and you got to ride it out. So if your girl cheating on you, you going to stay with her. I'm not, I'm not doing, I'm not waiting on shit. So yeah, I'm with Buffalo. I'm with the chiefs. I'm with the Chiefs I'm with the Vikings I'm with the Commandos I'm with the Eagles I'm with whoever motherfucking winning right now and guess what I slept good last night too they blew look good on Dough. Some of y'all getting in my end by spreading me man you better not wear no cowboy gear no more I wear what in the hell out in the world. If you're still splitting bills with your girl, you can't tell me nothing. Oh 50 50 going to have my shit
Starting point is 00:02:53 leave me alone. I want to be happy. Want me to be miserable because your team miserable. Not me. Now I said to cat, I'm gonna do what I want to do. I pay my bills. I don't tell you what you do at your house. You're gonna tell me what to do with mine. Damn, if I wanna wear a cowboy jersey next week, I will. If the cowboy win, I'm gonna come right back on this damn show saying super bowl.
Starting point is 00:03:21 You damn right I am. I'm still a cowboy at heart and probably i'm a cowboy fan but in public never cowboy by like my audio trash telling you what guy i love really nice thank y'all for tuning in because y'all been in the comments section y'all been on my ass i've been watching me and dog bleat me and you he might not come on to the next day but damn it when I come I bring it that's all it matter when I'm I bring it stayed up late being on the road went to the game y'all gonna stand behind the scene shit I do I'm a busy man but I'm never too busy to come over here and entertain y'all and talk about the game
Starting point is 00:04:02 and damn it that's what I'm doing here today Tampa Bay even though you four and five y'all got y'all something you ain't got Mike Evans you ain't got good one but you got you something in Tampa Bay right now you ought to hold your head up high Tom Brady I don't know where you at but your xy pregnant n***a. Your Tom Brady better than me my xy pregnant? I thought you could have no more kids. Oh Otherwise, I'd have been shooting a block. Oh See you women wrong man. I know y'all gonna say he's been a year to you I don't give a damn if my is why whoever is leave me you can't have no more keys. Oh Once I'm a jelly bean
Starting point is 00:04:41 Thinking I come over and pick my keys up. You think I ain't gonna look at that big head ass new baby you got? You see my new baby? I see that old big head ass baby. Hell, shit, hope his feet hurt when he learn how to walk. I'm just saying, I don't wish home on it. I just hope his feet hurt. You women, man, y'all something else, man.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Y'all put us through so much pain and misery. Gazelle put that man through all that. It either football or me. You put that man through all that. Either football or me. You know that man going to football. That's one thing you're going to do to a white man to have him to between football, you and his dog. He going to get football and dog every motherfucking time. See you women to leave, but that dog going to be right there with him.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Do you hear me? Come here, boy. Good boy. You damn right when a stranger coming to y'all that dog up barking tail in the air and everything Good sale don't want out there and got her a new man Now she pregnant now you having unprotected sex Don't like how y'all feel about that honestly though. If you got a girl y'all break up whatever y'all been together for five or ten years you break up with her or she leave you and all of a sudden she pregnant. What do that do to your mind? What do that do to your psyche bro?
Starting point is 00:05:59 You know what I'm saying? I'll be calling gazelle every motherfucking day cussing her out like a dog that's how you do me I got self motherfucking money that's bad enough you divorce me bad enough that you want to take my money when you go but you want to go out and get pregnant oh you evil mother I'm just saying that gives me some of y'all will probably be okay with it man you know what it is she go her way I go my way. You know what I'm saying? When I leave, I got to have an upper hand. I got to have an upper hand when I leave. That's why I left the cowboy.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I can't keep coming on her each and every Sunday with tears in my motherfucking eyes, telling y'all it's gonna be all right. We just heard. No, it ain't gonna be all right. I had to make a moment decision y'all and I made it and I don't regret it I feel good about the decision I made I feel good about wearing that buffalo bills girl guess what I'm going back to another buffalo bill game guess what and it's
Starting point is 00:06:59 gonna be during the playoff Cowboys ain't going no damn playoff. When that season over, it's over. My season ain't finna be over until I say it's over. I got to say so all this shit. You got to say so all your shit. You ain't got to sit there with your team trashin'. I know I got a couple of Las Vegas Raiders fans that aren't watching my show. I don't see how you doing it. I don't see how in the hell you are on Las Vegas Raiders.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Shit. Y'all getting y'all ass tore up each and every Sunday. Even on Mondays, even on Thursdays. But you still a fan. Shit, man, y'all better learn how to change up and do better, man. That's all I'm saying. If your food bad, you gonna keep eating bad food.
Starting point is 00:07:40 That's what you showing me your county. Food bad, it's okay, I'm gonna keep eating it though. No, hell I'm not. I'm gonna keep eating it. Don't know hell I'm not I Went to one number hole high this whole hell nerd to fish me rotel dip, you know, I'm a rotel dip, baby I grew up on rotel dip. She don't cook rotel dip. She forget this meat tonight She is a rotel deal with taro See I wouldn't eat it you good now. I man I don't even feel good. I still have to pay to it
Starting point is 00:08:06 I still have to pay to it. I still don't eat it. I see why you can't read now nigga 18 can't even read Go ahead and give it to him. I don't want that shit So if the fool trash you know that ass is trash But the head will fire I'ma patting on the motherfucking head like a dog. Ah, go down, go down. Ah, go down. Even though my stomach grind, I thought you wasn't hungry.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Your stomach grind. Ah, baby, I can work up appetite. Don't worry about it. Just keep doing what you're supposed to do. And she keep wondering why I'm so strong and hard, because I'm on Roe's Sparks. I been told, y'all, it's Roe is rogue sport crumbs out in my book bag. I ain't lying when I was on that flight when I was on I was at the airport like why all these crumbs in
Starting point is 00:08:52 your bag? Rogue sport crumbs baby damn right don't you sniff it. It don't let the dust hit you in your eye. Your thing gonna get hard too. Tell you real talk. I'm gonna get you some of them rogue sport. Uncle one line you see the way uncle putting it down with Michelle I'm I'm saying hmm all they need you see I got on them broke sport now I'm doing my thing to ain't talking to me in the bedroom now real talk I ain't never heard no woman talk to me like they in the bedroom now, you know I said I ain't never made them one more before shit. They moan now Damn, right. She tell you now, man.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'm mad, Lakers done lost to the damn Detroit Pistons. Why you lose to the damn Detroit Pistons? Ain't nobody up there ain't mind no motherfucking mow. Damn, so Russ ain't doing a motherfucking thing. AD Bowling. AD, fucking Bowling. AD ain't the problem. I'm not gonna get on this show this year in disrespect 80 in no
Starting point is 00:09:47 kind of damn way but Roy you young eight motherfucking points you 25 26 years old nigga eight motherfucking points. D'Angelo Russell you keep talking about you gonna wanna get traded. You ain't shot the ball good. Oh damn you. When you gonna shoot the ball good fam you ain't shot the ball good. Oh damn you when you gonna shoot the ball good fam You ain't practice each and every day, but it ain't working. I tell you what if I'm JJ ready I'm bringing my thoughts again with me Keep right here in my motherfucking pocket. Surely surely are there your other Russell get the miss not I'm about to fire And do valve or push I'm about to fire your ass up. And Duval for a pussy.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I don't know. Think I won't fire you up. Don't win down there and lost to Detroit, man. Make it make sense. Listen, play 18 minutes y'all, then take no shots. Why the fuck you do? We got you playing 18 minutes and you ain't gonna take a shot. Cam Reggis, I don't even know why you on the mother
Starting point is 00:10:45 team I really wanna I don't know why it didn't take no shot play 15 minutes Why is the players playing 15 18 minutes JJ rigging and they not taking no shot if they're not gonna take no shots Don't put them in the damn game We already a whole team we trying to win We already a whole team. We trying to win. We need Braun to be rested playoff. We need A. He bare bones ass to be rested playoff. This boy playing 39, 40 minutes. That's not good. And I don't know what the hell going on in Milwaukee. They won a six. Somebody got the goal. Doc River, Darwin, him. I don't give a damn. They got to go. Damn, Lilla don't want to be in Milwaukee.
Starting point is 00:11:29 I'm saying it right now. He want to be in Miami. Got him out of Portland. Think he going to go down in Milwaukee and get a Marine. See, same thing going on in Portland, going on in Milwaukee. Both of them ain't woofer. Damn. Love Milwaukee. Love my people in Milwaukee. But don't nobody want to play in no goddamn Milwaukee. Don't let me walk it. Both of them ain't woofer, damn.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Little Milwaukee, little my people in Milwaukee, but don't nobody wanna play in no goddamn Milwaukee. Ain't nothing to do up there. Nigga, it snow everywhere right now. It ain't even well, it snow everywhere right now. Little went off tonight, still lost. Even though Youngers didn't play, they still lost by two. They lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers, I think they seven, eight,, my boy, Donovan Mitchell,
Starting point is 00:12:06 Bowling right now, the ball and right now in Cleveland. You think Kyrie and Brown back up the way Cleveland, look, Cleveland beat the Lakers a couple of days ago, too. So they ain't no flu. Now, what they do in the plow going to remain to be seen. We don't know. But right now, they ain't know. But we know later on as the season progresses, they're going to start taking some A's. We do't know. But right now they ain't know. But we know later on as the season progresses, they gonna start taking some AOs. We do know that. Right now, Cleveland looking like the team to beat right now. I'm just
Starting point is 00:12:33 calling it like I see it. Right now so far the season just started. Who y'all looking at right now? That doesn't couch out. I ain't gonna lie. Cleveland really gonna couch my eye. Milwaukee caught my eye about not what they doing. Doc Rivers, you got a ring back with the Celtics, but that's about it. And I don't get all this credit. I don't understand how you a good coach and all that. No, motherfucker, you were with T-Mac and that's my guy.
Starting point is 00:13:00 But when y'all were one and 21 with Orlando, you was the coach then. But you go to Celtics, you get Power Peers, you get Kevin Gordon, and Ray Allen, and you win a Marine. And all of a sudden they put you on this Peltier. I don't know why. You shouldn't even be coaching no damn mo. Doc River, Doc Shrivels. Is it damn name? I push that bump every time that nigga say something to me. Hey, duh
Starting point is 00:13:49 I'll let the earth they bump on bumpy hand. No, forgive me. I'm just just just jokes Don't take just the wrong way. Y'all know he got shot. Thank God that he's fine. Thank God, but just being 100 Push that down bump on Darwin ham right now, man Being 100, I'll push that damn bump on Dorwin Ham right now, man. Telling y'all the guy that only true. Man, like I said, Coach lost last night, took a Viking. I want Joe Flacco pissed. I want Joe Flacco, a bitch right now. You brought him in there thinking he was gonna give y'all a spark and
Starting point is 00:14:20 he didn't give y'all nothing but a hot A-O. I want A-R back in there. God damn it, you're tired. I got 75 calories nothing but a hot A-yo. I want A-yo back in now. God damn it, you're tired. I got 75 calories for your ass A-yo. I bet you won't come out the game no motherfucking more. Player make one mistake and y'all wanna punish him forever. I don't like that Adam Shaffner. The NFL insider.
Starting point is 00:14:40 NFL, you ain't Wofford Daniel. Brighton, they report his time is in Who told you it? I wanna know what motherfucking organization told you his time was up cuz that's the case they leaking information Yeah, who's a rookie last year got hurt and pay for gang last year ain't played with ten games total and to the rich I ain't played with ten games total you mean to tell me y'all feel give up on a y'all better not do it what you gonna do is get you right motherfucking coaching right offensive court nader and see the thing is y'all
Starting point is 00:15:15 not developing players no more so you got a developer player man just like a woman man when you first get with a man you got a you got you got a it's my back in the day old saying you got the, you got to, you got to, it's my back in the day, old saying, you got to quote her. You got to find out what she like, what she dislike. My even got to find out who her ex was. See, a lot of times you can determine what kind of woman she is from the man that she had before you. Now, if you know she will will a player n***a before you and you know what kind
Starting point is 00:15:43 of man he was, this and that, then you could kind of figure out what kind of man he was this and that then you could kind of figure out what kind of woman she is and she'll freak out like she was with him I know she was doing this and that and that's how you get to come on with her you know what I'm saying you over at the crib she chilling you know I'm saying she got her own folded up you know that ain't her because you know her own one folded up on his couch you know she was down on bending knees like she was praying doing what she posted to shit Oh, you know what you did to him do me when you were him. Yo gas tank was on E It's on F now show off the dog
Starting point is 00:16:17 Kids didn't have no goddamn cripple present last year. They will this year fucking with me. Show off the dog Call your mom and tell the guy I came through. Show off the door. That's the new saying, show off for me. I'm putting chicken on the goddamn table. Mashed potato, gravy, roll, sweet pea, show off for me. Ladies, show off for your man sometime. Stop going to bed with that bun on your motherfucking head.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Be a freak, super freak. I like them freaky. Stop trying to put on all that bullshit. Just come like you came into the world, Nicky. Go on and get in the bed. Put some of that oil on you. Not some of that shit digga head, but put some of that oil on your body. I want your ass glist tadpole with the flash light on your ass at night. I want you glistening Would you lay up less for it like Michael Jordan simple?
Starting point is 00:17:16 I'm coming. I'm coming to you. What they say only to welcome home What are you doing? I'm coming I'm coming to you. What they say only to what the phone Huh? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I'm a be real y'all. I'm a BB in I'm a bad Build like a beanbag. I take my shirt off right here. My shit gets followed everywhere. I come to grips with it I'm a bad That's why I can't have sex with the lights on I got to have every light off in the motherfucking house How so dark only a vampire come in that month. Do you hear me? I love my house I don't believe in that leaving ice on I hate when a girl tell me send me a picture of you shit
Starting point is 00:18:11 I'm gonna send you some I won't be on that motherfucker. I bet you get send me a picture you do I send a whole picture Idris Elbow, she Take ain't you says who you don't know who I am who I look like. Oh Nothing to see you a picture of my meeting up Disrespectful I would not I'm a man. I got standards. I got more. I'm not cheap Let me see it you gonna see some you gonna see me leave your motherfucking. Uh, leave your life Don't play with dog like that It's time we do better fellas It's time we pick ourselves up. It's time. We start by hitting the gym lifting weights doing push-ups doing sit-ups
Starting point is 00:18:56 These women at the gym each and every motherfucking day working on their body and it's one of them perverted ass triangles And they'll tell them oh baby, you looking good Who you working out and they touching them on their ass and everything and they don't say nothing As soon as they come home, we slap them on that. I'm hitting me on my butt You gonna tell your damn triangle that don't tell me that that trying ain't paying no damn bill. I am Got your kids your son and every sport track football basketball and this nigga ain't one for Daniel your son in every sport, track, football, basketball, and this nigga ain't one for damn. But here I am being a good stepfather.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Man, your son got something. You think so? Yeah, boo. Yeah, I'm really telling you that so you can keep giving me that microphone head. I'm gonna tell you everything you want to him. But the nigga ain't got no athletic ability, can't read, can't write, can't think,
Starting point is 00:19:41 he can't do nothing. But us men, we do that for you women. I'm just preaching here tonight men we do that for you women. I'm just preaching here tonight. We do that for y'all. We don't really like y'all motherfucking kids, but we pull up with them. We don't really like that nigga. You know he don't like me. You ain't my daddy. You damn right I ain't. Cause I'm your son nigga. I put something on your ass and you know this. But for out of respect of you women, our stepfathers, we put on a show. We listen to the back talk.
Starting point is 00:20:09 We listen to the way your kids talk to you. We listen to it. We wanna say something. We really wanna get in there and put some on your son's ass, but we don't. Out of respect for you. Now your dog a running in and out the house, half naked, each and every motherfucking day.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Don't say nothing, don't tell my mom snuck in your hole. I'm not going to hold your whole. Mm hmm. I see where your mama got. I see you got it from your mama. I really can't say none to you. But let me tell you something. Don't you have them little nappy head of niggas running in and out my motherfucking house?
Starting point is 00:20:38 I'm letting you know right now. What you mean? But you know, right now, they keep running in and out this house. They know who I am. They're going to be trying to plot. I'm letting you know right now. What you mean? I'm bowing, you know, right now. They keep running in and out this high. They know who I am. They're going to be trying to plot. I'm letting you know right now before you get bowed. Got to be 100 with people, man. You got to start telling people how you feel about them, man. You got people come around you. They got bumps on their lips and they be wanting to smoke the weed. No, nigga, you're not hitting my blood, nigga. I give you some, you can smoke on your own, but you're not smoking nothing with me.
Starting point is 00:21:10 No, we drinking or whatever, get your own cup, fam. I pour you some before you wanna put up, I be damned over my dead body. Then they be lying. I ain't found, what's up with that bump? Ah man, it's a fever blister, fam. That bump been a 17 weeks. There ain't no motherfucking fever blister dog.
Starting point is 00:21:34 I'm your dog, you ain't got the right of me. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got the right of dog. I ain't nobody, I'm just like you. You keep it real with me, I'm gonna keep it real with you. You know what I'm just like you you keep it real me. I'm gonna keep it real with you You say That's something we're not doing now, it's a big week going on gender reveal going on tomorrow We're gonna find out if our president gonna be a boy girl Everybody going crazy behind this election not me. I'm trying to find out what I'm eat tomorrow
Starting point is 00:22:03 I don't give a damn who president I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna eat. I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna eat tomorrow I don't give a damn who president I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna eat I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna get to work y'all be worried about the wrong thing sometimes and most of you niggas I'm gonna say it only reason y'all hooping to holler for Trump because he gave y'all $1,200 and he let y'all scam off them PPP loans other than that y'all wouldn't be screaming Trump's name. I'm going to try and eat the April 1200. Y'all shut that shit up. And if you're going to vote for one, vote for one. If you're going to vote for Kamala, vote for her.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Vote for them crooked. Like my edge, you know. I can't trust none of them. There's three people I don't want. Three people I don't like. Trump, I don't like Kamala, and I don't like my age. I can't trust no. Three people, three people. I don't like Trump. I don't like Kamala and I don't like my ball. Look at my age up. Y'all my sit sick. My age up got COVID. Nigger texted me when you're going to get your next cut, you won't do it. You will be in jail.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I bet you be cutting somebody else hair in there and I bet you gonna mess up they her in jail. Nigger be messing my hair herb knowing I can't fight but I'm gonna fight the real way. I'm sooie. Oh, yeah Don't finish those people. I Gotta get some straightening though. How y'all feeling tonight though, man? Um, I'm going through it. Can't find the right Bob. Oh I don't think I got going for me right now is road sports. Cause they work. Yeah, I ain't gonna move, see that shit work.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Man, I really feel good about myself. I feel good about the decisions I've been making in my life lately. Switching teams was one of the best moves I could ever do. Cause the Cowboys are not going to the playoffs, y'all. Buffalo Beals are going to the playoffs If you know been a Buffalo should go up to a man's is all them white people treat you like a king up there boy I'm not pushing for them some of the nicest white people in the world
Starting point is 00:23:54 I got to call my uncle and tell him all white people ain't racist. You a motherfucking lot Don't white people treated me my homeboy. They oh, oh, I'm talking about with love, with care. You want turkey leg, Bubba? I do. How we want it, one. It was hot too, fall on that motherfucker. That motherfucker fall off the bone like turkey leg hook used to do.
Starting point is 00:24:16 If you ever been to turkey leg hook back in the day, you know that meat lean used to have that meat fall off the bone. That's how that turkey leg was falling off the bone up there in Buffalo. Bubba, you want hot chocolate? I I do you know we got one spike you don't buy people on one with they were a spike what you mean spike oh we got fireball and hot chocolate I was up cheering all damn time my people friend no we're
Starting point is 00:24:44 having a bomb fire. I like, hold on now, you know what y'all like to do with them got them bomb fires. I don't want, oh no, you ain't got nothing to worry about, Bubba. I promise you and your friends y'all are good goddamn hands. My daddy's to serve. You ain't got to worry about nothing. We got you. Anything we can do for you, you let me know right now.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Well, I'm glad you see it But my credit is terrible, but I need a loan What you're talking bubble? man looking I need about three hundred thousand dollars. I'll pay you back in four years with interest I Think we can work some my bubble. I got three hundred thousand coming. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be seeing me go live No, motherfuckin mo. Just show oh
Starting point is 00:25:30 I'm not bullshit when I get that 300k this whole oh I'm gonna start showing out. I'm gonna show y'all my country. I'm feeling about four wheelers and Trails and and dump trucks and everything. Shit, I'm gonna enjoy myself. That's what you got to do. Got to enjoy yourself. Some of y'all not enjoying y'allself because your team ain't woof or damn.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Don't let your team affect your life. I did, I've been doing it for years, man. I finally took a stand. You should take a stand too. Real talk, if you're watching this show, then you gotta know this show being presented by PrizePix. That's right, down below PrizePix,
Starting point is 00:26:10 use my promo code TRASH with the two H's, baby. Yeah, first time users, you put $5 in to get you 50. Dub, you bullshitting, I ain't gonna put $5 in to watch them get you 50. And it's more or less on your favorite player. I'm not pushing you Yeah, why y'all feel about the game tonight though? D hop got him a touchdown. Um, so I got the um, Deandre hop just man. Um At the luxury meeting D hop four years ago in a sound shop to my homeboy Jeff Shelley
Starting point is 00:26:37 uh Spivey my homeboy uh He'd be having them ox tails before my boy Liz barbecue was doing them like ox tail my boy Spivey in a sound he used to have a monster. He still do every nine day and have them going on We're winning chapter. We went over on the house one night. I Had a beautiful conversation man four years ago. I Got to tell this story. I gotta keep it 100 man. D hop had one of the finest yellow bones in the mother
Starting point is 00:27:06 Now I'm on sound I'm sorry. Do you have you see this shit? But I'm just being 100 nigga four years ago. I wasn't who I am today I really wasn't just paying no come sit attention to your conversation. I had my eyes on I had my eyes on the prize. I laid back just like this. That yellow had green eyes. I ain't never seen no yellow with green eyes. She was tall, big. Ooh, ooh, wee.
Starting point is 00:27:32 D-Hop like, yeah, I see you in my mind. Nigga, shut up. I'm trying to talk to yellow. I'm trying to talk to yellow. That's when I was young and immature and didn't know no better But I just want to throw that out there set out the hot cool guy I just wanna know I'm gonna confess these are my confessions. I was looking at you gal dog I don't know if they were your gal or something you had food any time I don't know if you ain't with her now slide me the number dog. She need a good
Starting point is 00:28:00 Look now Work with a nine. I could take out the heat. I can take a steak for me Now I might not get any but shit down show going heat you ain't hungry. Nah, man I'm just no I'm working on my carbs and shit. No, I'd be capping like that So you take girl out you really got no money. Just lie man working on the cab I didn't want to see you eat. I just want I just want you to treat you to the fire shit Even though your stomach growling like a mother. It's all good That's all good. You ain't got to eat. Well, guess what? I'm eating though. I'm eating some after this
Starting point is 00:28:32 I'm going down Gotta go down sometimes you got to make rational decisions, man See, that's wrong with y'all some y'all got man girl Because you like our females y'all go on dates just to eat y'all? Some y'all got a man and girl. Cause you like our females, y'all go on dates just to eat. Y'all be hungry, no mother fucker mind. Y'all ain't really like us. Y'all just be going out just to eat. Stay your hungry ass at the household.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Real talk, stay your ass at the house. Don't be coming out the house trying to use us to go out and eat and on the phone with your home girl, taking your home girl. Girl, I really don't like this thing, but this food good. Y'all wronged in the mother fucker. What if we did that? What if we took y'all out? You know Sam I'm gonna say what if y'all took us out and we just came there just to eat and really didn't have
Starting point is 00:29:11 No interest in you y'all will be mad But y'all women do it all the time knowing you gonna like him the nigga nine hundred pound can't get up from the table But you act like you really interested stop Then after the date you want to kiss me on my neck or cheek. Talk to you later, dub. I be down. Ain't gonna be none of that. We fun to ride around all night. And I'm throwing guns. I done fed you a good meal. You can't feed me. I don't understand what you trying to say. Oh, I ain't trying to say then I'm saying so you saying you wanna sleep with me on the Fresh day So see you can do it's gonna be your first time Show up for me
Starting point is 00:29:59 Thought your son them phone posse them damn phone posse ain't cheap Yo son them phone posse, them damn phone posse ain't cheap. Yo son 13, what size? 18 shoe. Oh big foot have him up, that shoe 285 dollars. Women, y'all got to show off for us men, man. Y'all, y'all, I don't know, man. It's like, man, we losing, man. We losing know man. It's like man we losing man. We losing man. We do anything for y'all cause y'all fine and pretty and cute. Y'all feel like y'all should be able to get everything y'all want. Well I'm the prize. What about me? I don't want cat and head all the time.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I want you to hold me too hoe. I got problems. You know what I heard voices at night. Hold me read me a book talk to me about the Bible, huh? Yeah, it ain't all about you women all the time man. Let's man. We need to be held, too Hold me tight So the bedbugs don't bite Y'all don't care nobody's all about y'all Y'all don't care about this. It's all about y'all. Y'all be like, Doug, I'm going through some shit. I'm going through a whole lot of shit, y'all.
Starting point is 00:31:08 But I won't lose my faith. I won't lose the faith and I'm gonna keep fighting to the very end, y'all. I'm still a cowboy at heart. Y'all know my fans. Man, I love y'all. I'm still a cowboy at heart. And in my heart, I'm a cowboy fan. Like I told you earlier in the show, I'm a cowboy fan in private. But in public, I'm a cowboy fan. Like I told you earlier in the show, I'm a cowboy fan in private.
Starting point is 00:31:27 But in public, I'm a Beals. I'm a stealer. Fighting. Chiefs. Commanders. Fighting. You gonna see it? I got all them motherfucking jerseys and I'm going down. Head to match. Sho had to match shoes to match I Ain't got the three pair of drawers, but that's my damn business Yeah, do y'all be seeing me do be clean I'll be cleaning the motherfucker, but I ain't got for two or three pair of drawers He had them black drawers on yesterday. I got three pair of black drawers. Thank you. No no which one easy you I got three pair of black drawers, thank you. You don't know which one is easier. Had them drawers on so long, if I take them off they'll stand up.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I'm not bullshit, but that's me and God's business, not yours. Wish my girl would watch my drawers, the relationship is over. Good luck. You don't touch my drawer, I'm superstitious, ho. Now you're gonna mess up your shit. Look, now I'm at your live now. All because you decided to watch my draw. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Mind your business. Mind your motherfucking business. That's one thing about relationships. If you mind your business, relationship will last a long time, but the minute you get to being nosy and want to go through phones and go through draws, I'm out of there. Some of y'all right now at work, probably listening to the show. Thank you for listening. Guess what? You can go to Apple Podcasts and listen right now. You can go to Spotify.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I need y'all to go over there and get them downloads up and listen right now. You can go to Spotify. I need you to go and get them downloads up for me right now. Apple podcast on Spotify. Go and download the bubble dub show right now. I keep saying, y'all love the show. I appreciate it. We got to get these numbers up, man, because, you know, dub can't be on ESPN. They're going to try to PC me.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I don't want to be PC. I don't never want to be watered down. I gonna try to PC me. I don't want to be PC. I don't never want to be watered down. I want to be just the way I am raw and uncut and give y'all with sports information and word for me just the way I'm giving it to you right now. I got some white people tuning in. Thank you. I know some of y'all don't understand a goddamn thing I'm saying, but my people in the comments gonna let you know. But you white people, y'all keep coming in. You ain't got nothing to be afraid of I got y'all back I ain't forcing I got you white people back that's until it's about 600 then you
Starting point is 00:33:57 win but if it's five and it's me and you I got your back I can make him get you out of this but when he's 15 or 20 nukes I don't know Bubba Now you know my name It says you're right there on that shirt. Well hell if you can read good. Look at that sign Now I'm just playing man. But overall, how y'all feeling though, man? Like, it's a lot going on, man. I know the world puts so much pressure on us, man, to go out here and vogue and try to
Starting point is 00:34:38 be, you know what I'm saying, model citizens when there's so much chaos going on in this world when there's so much senseless killings going on in the world with police brutality. Man, it's too many of us, my own color killing one another. Sometimes I don't even know, man, being a black man, sometimes you're going to know if you're going gonna make it home man Polish get behind you you get scared. You don't you don't know if you're gonna make it home That should never be the case man. That's never be the case We're speaking some real shit to you now man the Polish get behind you y'all
Starting point is 00:35:24 Drive to a safe place where you can with, where people can see what's going on and police tell you roll down, you wonder, you roll down, you wonder man. Comply with the police, all that organ and sometimes it's unnecessary, sometimes they pull us over for no reason, white or black, but you got to comply with the law man. They tell you roll you wonder down, you roll you wonder down. They tell you get out the car, get out the car man man. Don't make a hug on yourself to what it is. I lost somebody. All they had to do was just lay down on the ground and they didn't want to lay on the ground. They want to put up a fight and got killed and it hurts. Hurts my heart to this day. But if he would just listen to what their cop was telling him, maybe he would still be here, man. And that bothers bothers me he had kids and I have to look out for his kids
Starting point is 00:36:07 You know Man get sad man It is and me being a man about the situation and like I say, I'm always gonna take her as kids. That's that's That's not even the afterthought but uh, I Can feel a little bit better mama y'all. And I know y'all regularly tell us me don't do it. I thought it. I thought it much as I could y'all.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I didn't wanna go there with her. But that head boy, I didn't want to go there with her. But, that head, boy, I ain't never had a head like that in my life, y'all. That woman looked me in my eyes and she go around there and she signed my spoon for me. Do you hear me? My mama, his mama keep wondering why I keep going over there. I'm telling them I'm trying to I'm working with his son to get him in football, but I'm
Starting point is 00:37:09 really not working with his I'm working with them kids mama. I'm admitting it to the world now. Y'all are not ashamed of Mo. I know you're gonna get mad when you see this boss lady. But it's the truth. We can't keep hiding what we got going on and I'm ready to take the next step. And by that, I mean, I'm ready to get down on my knee
Starting point is 00:37:31 and ask you to be with me for life. I ain't never had nobody do me like the way you do me. And I know my fans watching that do a U of O and y'all know I am. I'm not the same. I'll be whatever y'all I am. Cause if you were getting what I was getting, I think you'll do it too. My homeboy always told me that girl was cold,
Starting point is 00:37:54 and I got to get in there and whatever. He wasn't lying, y'all. That goose, I get goose bumps right now thinking about it. I'm ready to end this live right now and go get in the big wall Cool She do something to do. You know, I'm you got that one. She tell you pull up you you on the road She won them ones
Starting point is 00:38:16 She won The little world smoke world pillow talk will talk to her by anything I got my ps5 in the living room, her kids playing Fortnite and then she we good. We happy. It's the outside momma because that's hating my mom. I can't you ought to be insane. I didn't raise you like that. You ain't raise me no way. Whole pick momma raised me. How in the hell you gonna take credit for something you ain't done? You ain't a real man, you can't do him like that. He ain't here.
Starting point is 00:38:51 He ain't here to tell me no what, he don't like it. He not saying nothing, so let me do what I do. My mama don't like it, but she gonna trip when I bring them food stamps over there. And you know, no, she don't. Don't put it in my eyes, baby. Ooh, my baby brought me some groceries, y'all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Come on, man, don't do me like that. Mama, I love you, but don't do me like that. Now somebody hit me or do. So you mean tell me, man, you ain't gonna stop sleeping with your homeboy baby mama? Hell no. He not ill, he passed on, God called him home.
Starting point is 00:39:27 So me and her can be together. I'm not stopping this shit until death. If I go to Mara, I already got in my obituary. She was a special friend to me. My baby mama, them ain't getting nothing that mentioned in my obituary, but she is. A special girlfriend to bubble and bowl and I got her in my wheel I want to take her home I got it in her wheel she can get half of my money long as she gonna get that cat in mouth to nobody else them is the turn and they none the coach
Starting point is 00:40:07 My baby mom you leaving the kids some I Will not in the name of God. I will not our Peter Quincy Jones Our Peter Quincy, John we lost iconic iconic legend Man work with Michael Jackson Yeah, he responsible for that thriller out even talented as Mike was It was Quincy John right no motherfucking hits
Starting point is 00:40:40 Do you hear me talented as Michael was Quincy Jones brought the best out of Michael. Michael was a real nigga. Y'all ain't know that. Michael was a real nigga. I said, Michael Tupac. That's what they say. I don't believe it, but that's the rumor going on.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I heard it, you heard it. They say Michael Jackson put hands on Tupac. I don't know. Maybe they up there in Thug Paradise right now playing dominoes. I don't know For RIP to Quincy Jones man condolences to the family Condolences to some of y'all. I know some of y'all probably lost a family member But so I'm giving condolences to anybody out there gonna lost somebody. I Just lost somebody recently. I lost my frog.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I had a pet frog, Roy. I lost him. I love that damn frog, boy. I ain't gonna bullshit you. I love that frog. Y'all probably seen him on some commercials. Wild Bad Bud. Wise.
Starting point is 00:41:44 That was my frog in a commercial y'all But thank y'all for tuning in tonight, man. Hopefully I enjoyed this show, you know, they're gonna bring y'all This sports comedic shit that nobody can bring to y'all but me If you just not to win this show I already talked about the Kansas City Chiefs defeating the Buccaneers tonight overtime 3024 Pat McCormick He achieved defeating the Buccaneers tonight overtime 30-24 Pat McCorms Look great didn't have no incessant tonight. That was a plus you've been turning the ball over season The Andre Hopkins got his first touchdown. Travis Kelsey had 14 catches a hundred yards had 16 targets Let me tell y'all something man
Starting point is 00:42:21 When when they flag booted when they flat booted motherfucking swift girl or Kelsey be getting off Taylor Swift especially I know y'all get tied I get tired looking at I used to but no I mean I didn't start to like that old flat booted motherfucker I like Taylor I like her If you're a Buccaneer fan, hold your head. You got something. You're building on something over there with Baker Mayfield right now. You're 4'5", but you're a good 4'5". You're still in the division with the Falcons.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Even though they're the Kirk 5, Chang Wren, their cousin looking good right now. Carolina Pounds are going to beat the Saints, 23-22, Bryce Young. I told you, you'll be back playing again in years keep it up still got a play button what you want trash of the day trash of the day going to no other than Jerry Jones man Jerry Jones, man. Each and every damn year, we're mediocre and you don't know how to make no changes, bro. You continue to sit on in the suites and look down at that fat ass incumbent head coach
Starting point is 00:43:35 of ours and continue to let him mess this team up. I don't get it. I don't get it for the love of God. I don't get it. Maybe you working on something that we love of God. I don't get it Maybe you working on something that we can't see maybe you might want to bring in coach prime I don't know. I'm just throwing that out there. I don't know. Maybe coach prime might be the next year I don't know. I know that's far-fetched, but damn it. I want somebody in there beside Mike Courtney Hi, I feel if coach prime came to the Dallas Cowboy, what would that look like? By four second, let's take a time out to think about that. What would the Dallas Cowboy look like with coach prime is the head coach
Starting point is 00:44:15 With that steel be the quarterback Wish door be on the team Backing up that and I'm just throwing that out there. Yeah. Maybe it's far fish. I don't know. I don't know what coach we could bring. I don't see Bill Billichick coming into the Dallas Cowboy. Him and Jerry John not going to get along because Bill Billichick like to run the team himself. That was Robert Kraft. What do was let be ability check do his thing.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Jerry John not going to do that. He Jerry John not gonna do that He's not gonna do that But what the Dallas Cowboys look like? Coach prime is the head coach. I want to know y'all. Let me know what y'all think man. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight show man Peace love

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