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Episode Date: January 2, 2025Bubba Dub goes LIVE to recap this week's College Football Playoffs including Quinn Ewers and the Texas Longhorns defeating Arizona State in double overtime, and Will Howard and the Ohio State Buckeyes... knocking off the number one seed Oregon Ducks.#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What it do everybody?
What it do?
Happy New Year to everybody.
Happy New Year to everybody man.
Real talk.
God them blessed you can see 2025 is a new year.
I know y'all got new plans, new goals, new resolutions, new everything.
Just make sure you stick to what you're saying you're gonna do this year, man.
Cuz this the time to do it.
Go ahead and hit the like button right now.
If you ain't already hit the like button.
To my new subscribers, welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show.
Make sure you keep your notifications on because you're gonna never know when Dubb gonna go live.
But this morning, we going live.
And last night, we witness a massacre
damn dub what massacre you talking about i'm talking about ohio state and what they did to the
organ ducks oh your organ ain't lost now motherfucking game bowling doing what they supposed to do
letting making the world feel like they the number one team but that was a damn lie
making the world feel like they the number one team but that was a damn lie.
They came out ready to ball and that's what they did. I know them damn loggers up there in Oregon right now. I know they even gonna work this damn morning. I know they sick. Chip Kelly rolling
over in his damn grave right now. Him and Marcus Mariota. Whatever side line he on right now,
I know he holding the clip, boy.
God damn, we are high on 17 for 26, 319 yard, three touchdown.
That's what a quarterback's supposed to do
in these damn ballgames.
And that's what he did last night.
It's all I've been hearing the last couple weeks.
Duh, man, who you got?
How you stay or organ, man?
Who you got?
Like, man, I don't really know. Are you building you build people you see?
Glad I didn't cuz I'm doing I would have been sick now all my organ fans
It's been DMing me tell my what y'all gonna do. Damn it. What you a show your face
You show your face
Don't hide. I don't have any cap over taking them as whoopin
I can't write back on her either that day or the next day and I got straight to business
I'm job coming here right now and talk to us
Come on
Now you hide no stop all that money can hide and come on please
and come out and play.
I'm tell y'all something, Oregon, Oregon y'all
had negative 23 rushing yards. What mother fucking game you gonna win
with negative 23 rushing yards?
They mean the offensive line ain't get no mother fucking
push, that mean you're getting beat up front.
If you're getting beat up front,
that mean you're gonna get beat from the back.
Now you tell you guys, y'all had two or three weeks out to practice, to work on whatever y'all needed to work on, god dang it, and you come out and play like, come out and play lackluster.
Everybody tune in to watch this game. Everybody really actually thought this was gonna be a good game.
But it wasn't.
Ohio State is a powerhouse.
Ohio State is a powerhouse and the organ ducks don't even deserve to be on the damn field with them.
I told y'all.
I told y'all.
Ohio State different.
At Ohio State I always had great players from the, I don't know if y'all remember, some of y'all how y'all stay different. How y'all stay?
I always had great players from them.
I don't know if y'all remember some of y'all probably do.
I got some old heads on here.
Maurice Claret.
Y'all remember how good Maurice Claret was?
I forgot what year it was, but man, that guy,
I think he was a freeman.
I think he tried to come out and took a draft
and next year it didn't work.
Got into some trouble, but he doing good thing. Now he over going. He over go is what it is right now with camera on them right now
But I don't know if y'all quite remember Maurice Claret. Maurice Claret was a dog
Who else come out Ohio State you had a
George
Join Galloway
There's some great players come out of how your state all I love saying is this when you come down to the big games got them Ohio State always showing up in Oregon
I wake fucking lose
Turn it on then watching this shit. I turn this shit off a star waiting on star watching saved by the bail
That's what I did. I cut that off a star watching saved by the bail. Who what I did I cut that office door watch and say by the bail who won't remember Screech who remember Screech don't say by the bail
used to be my motherfucking show it's speaking the shows mean to get out on
topic from the from the college games y'all need to go in if you ain't got
peacock going down low peacock and watch this show called the jackal you gotta watch
it's about a elite sniper getting paid you know millions of dollars to go off
and kill people you gotta watch that man it's like 10 episodes right now it's the
first it's the first season it's like 10 episodes go on peacock I'm telling y'all
right now man go and watch the jackal watch some different shit like normally
what we normally watch
I know I got some people on there like me know we all who look at
God, oh let go and watch the chackal and it's some truth to little bit of this shit
They be putting together cuz some of this shit still be going on today in
This world right now that we living on right now. Y'all need to go and check out the real talk
That's how I got to my Texas long
Y'all took care of motherfucking business or just Arizona State
Queen use come here
And I know everybody like archie manning. I get it but goddamn Queen is him
Moon that man to get in the pool for what stay your ass where you if anybody gonna get in that pool. It's gonna be on
Nobody gonna get in that pool, it's gonna be arty. Oh, he a man, and I see, I don't give a damn who he a.
Quinn winning.
I'm riding a high hand, and damn it, I'm riding with Quinn.
Bitch young rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now.
Matter of fact, bitch young rolling over in 1942 right now.
God damn, long horn, 139 to 31.
By the time somebody from Texas do something, I national TV the Cowboys ain't doing it goddamn Texans ain't doing it they ain't doing
got them queen with 20 for 30 3 322 yards, three touchdowns, one pick.
Matthew Gold doing sell for 149, one TD.
Getting off.
Getting off, that's A&M where you at?
TSU where you at?
Eastern Cougars where you at?
TCU where you at?
SLU where you at? TCU, where you at?
SMU, where you at?
You motherfuckers not so well.
Goddamn Cougars.
Ricky Walters, not Ricky Walters.
Ricky Williams smoked 17 bunks yesterday.
Who would have remembered Ricky Williams?
See, goddamn Ricky Williams was high before the game.
Goddamn, during the game. Goddamn, after the game. Ricky Williams hobby for the game. God damn during the game. God damn after the game Ricky Williams
I'll never forget my big brother now man watching them longhorn back then Ricky Williams get that motherfucking ball
Y'all I'm talking my ticket to the house to you couldn't do nothing me
He will be up and he will face and ain't nothing you could do with Ricky Williams
I every time I should tell you I could you want to house me. I'm telling y'all. I'll never forget
Ricky William a coming out man. I think he got drafted by the Saints. I think Master P was his agent
Yeah, some kind of old bullshit idea Master P gave him it was bullshit
But the nevertheless he gave another black man a chance and Master P to represent him
but uh, but just on hindsight just looking
back man i feel like ricky witty ricky williams should have been a hall of fame cook have been a
hall of fame you know he quit for a year or two to go smoke weed get his mind right and that's
where a lot of people gonna really be really be believing in people be happy depressed and this
and that but man it's a lot of people be depressed man you know in this world right now so you just never know man if your mental ain't right then ain't nothing else gonna
go right and a lot of time i used to be on the outside looking in like man how do people with
all that money be depressed easy man you can have all the money in the world but not have you if
that makes sense to you not have you man a lot of people be insides they be they be empty right they
got all the money in the world but they ain't got no social skills they
can't get no girl or or a family gonna mess though when they mind all messed up
mess or don't just think people who got money that like like it's like everything
okay yeah financially they can go out and get what they want they bills pay
but for the most part of us it man no people ain't got no lies man people ain't
got no motherfucking lie but what I seen Ricky William y'all I'm in here with the Miami ball
Best running back in the motherfucking need when Ricky William went to the on went to the dolphin
I watched Ricky William run over Rick Lewis and I ain't talking about right right? I'm talking about them killing me
They could get 225 tacos on your ass. I'm talking about them killing me. They can get 225 tackles on your ass. I'm talking about that Ray Lewis.
And I put my right hand to God.
I watched Ricky Williams run over.
Arizona State Sam Levitt was 24 for 46, 220 yards.
That ain't going to get.
You got to go back to the drawing board.
And once again, if I'm a head coach
and my quarterback ain't doing what he supposed to do
You coming right over here with me
That's the same thing we need to apply
And I'll ask for certain people we got certain people in our life. They ain't playing they motherfucking role. It's time to show them the role
They can soldier everything they are what they still still doing here for? They ain't doing no bringing drama, bringing stress to your ass.
Yeah, your blood pressure up, but you still got this bad mother fucker right here.
Let them go!
There's somebody willing to come in right now and take their spot and do their motherfucking
job for what we doing.
I'm just talking to myself too.
We still gotta move around.
We got to move pieces around sometime.
Got to change the playbook some motherfucking time
Got to change the formation sometime
Sometimes you might even have to change jobs
Get because you've been here five ten years five eight years that don't mean you can't go and find you nothing
That's all I'm saying if the quarterback ain't doing his mother can job and you got to move around
That's why you got to start developing the quarterback. Yeah, I know my number one quarterback a bad mother
But my number two gonna be just as good
So when one ain't doing nothing, go
Kimmy on
Why you
Go run that motherfucking play
Run it to perfection same thing go on the defense y'all. These coaches ain't coaches man.
I'm the head coach. I'm over everything. But since you the defense court nigga, it's your job to run the defense.
No, no! We ain't got no goddamn stops on third down all night. Let men run the defense.
And that's the thing. These coaches gotta make. They ain't coaching no more y'all I'm seeing that y'all seen that's why some of these teens be
Dysfunctional the way they are because the head coach is just a head coach
He only go by what the coach come over here report to him and what that coach come over important
Sometimes the head coach you got to go around and stop this shit
Sometimes the head coach you got to take their headset off and do like be a bill check do and go over and talk to the
Defend what the fuck going on?
Oh
Man, we don't know coach. See that's the way you play. We don't know
Y'all got all these fancy girl, um
Tablets and all this to show you the previous plays that you get run
You know what formation they in cuz we gonna study it. We don't win over once you see a tagging over here
It's normally being a run ain't it? Well, goddamn if you over there when you line up you know it's a run stop it
but you got some defensive player they're gonna do their assignments they gonna hit their gaps
you gonna hit your gaps that means trouble and you're gonna take the other team nowhere hey they
ain't hitting their gaps they over pursuing they over pursuing we're gonna run cutback
and that's when the running back they're here to take out 60 70
motherfucking yard because people ain't doing they mother can job that's why
the team sire they not doing they mullet can child simple as that no different
from me my motherfucking cat paws go I get that all that motherfucking money
right for this show in franchise quarterback you Go out and get that all that motherfucking money. Rightfully so. In franchise quarterback, you go out and give them money,
but then you gonna go out and give them
motherfucking pieces of God.
I'm just gonna be a realist on this show.
See, I'm not gonna do it all by myself.
You go out and get these slow ass white boys
and tight ends, these motherfuckers can't
run a full nine for this.
Go get the motherfucking tight ends
that run a full five and full sixes, Jerry.
Get them big slow ass white boys, make it make sense!
You put them big white boys on the goddamn line and let them block!
You let them block, ain't too many Rob Grotowski's, ain't too many Travis Telsa's
for them to be walking through that motherfucking NFL like this no more.
You better go out and get you some motherfucking skillful tight end that can run around.
That's the only reason why you Dallas so motherfucking sorry
y'all Jerry ain't going out and getting skillful people
going out trying to find some more of them
goddamn Jason Williams and they ain't working Ferguson.
Shit.
Who the fuck is Ferguson?
And I'm asking, who is Ferguson?
My point exactly, y'all.
We keep going out getting these side red white boys on these tights.
This shit not working.
Got one good receiver, then you get C.D. Lamb, then you go out and get Siread, Brandon Cook.
Brandon Cook's ain't been shit since them eagles
knocked him out the Super Bowl.
Why in the hell y'all keep going and getting him?
He mine.
Who in the hell he jumping over ketchup?
He ain't.
Who doing a scowling for a cowboy?
That's why I need to be a scowling.
I bring in some motherfucking talent over here.
And they gonna bow. Cause I'm gonna be in every motherfucking practice. I'm gonna be in the weight room with them
God damn it. I'm gonna be every time I'll be your conscious nigga
You got two more reps what you doing? You got two more reps. Let's get it. Oh
I got it now. We're gonna run laps too
We're gonna catch the ball till your hands bleed.
That's if you wanna win. They say Tom Brady used to be the last one to leave. The best one on the field,
but he the last one to leave.
Me personally, I don't think these players really care about winning like that no more.
I really don't. I don't really personally in my mind think, I know they want to win but some of them don't give a damn cuz they making
Generational wealth like fuck if I only ain't tripping I got this money. I'm good. Okay, cool
We don't want you on this motherfucking team
You got some teams full of shit and I might bring me to my next one to Philadelphia Eagle full of shit
Now let's say cornbarkley go and get the record. Oh, we trace in the Super Bowl. Now what feel we in that motherfucker?
cornbarkley go and get the record oh we tracing the super bowl now what if you don't win that motherfucker now what if you don't win that
motherfucking super bowl eagles now his man doesn't just start on one
record that he could get it ain't been broken in 40 years he
got a chance to go and get the record and you want to see him are we
gonna see him come we don't want nobody to get hurt i don't
want to hear that bullshit i don't want to hear that motherfucking bullshit
If I'm gonna say Kwon Barkley, I'm not letting them make that motherfucking decision for me. I'm going to get it
I'm going I'm chasing it. I got dreams
I'm like Ake Turner when he told I'm King of Turner. I got dreams bigger than St. Louis
I got St. Louis, got Louis. I got San Antonio. Got Milwaukee. I owe suit records.
I got them wigs I buy you. They ain't cheap. I owe. If I say corn, I'm going to get the
record. 100 yards away. 101 yards away from the record. And y'all gonna stop that man
from going to get that record. Oh, because, oh man, we don't want nobody to get hurt man
Oh, man. Oh, man. We're going to the super
Ain't no guarantee you still got Detroit go through you got the Minnesota Vikings to go through and this shit ain't guaranteed man. I
Don't like this y'all how y'all feel about the Philadelphia Eagles not letting Saquon Barkley
Pursue the Russian record like how do y'all really feel
about that? Talk to me right now man. I really want to know how y'all feeling about that. But
Dub ain't feeling it. I'm not feeling that shit man. I think it's lame to be honest. I think it's
real motherfucking lame. This man disclosed, disclosed to getting a record and y'all like,
nah man, nah nah nah, we chasing something bigger. We all chasing some bigger shit in life
What the shit I'm chasing gonna make us bigger or make me bigger
The life of a running back ain't that long no more in the NFL y'all they don't really care about the running backs no more
But here this man right here showing y'all that the running backs are valuable and y'all don't even see the bigger picture
They're still y'all y'all are players. I'll still let them be value y'all
See what y'all saying I rather him save his body for the playoff, but you stay up. I ain't gonna fucking win though
That's the whole point
Superbowl ain't no guarantee
Now what if the Eagles don't get to the Super Bowl
and win now? Then what? Damn man I should be real here. They played that leg. You damn right!
Football is football. If you're scared goddamn it don't play. That's what they told me. If you're
scared don't play. Sorry Eagles, I hope they gonna win a motherfucking thing
this year I hope Detroit take this shit all the way
in Detroit we trust sorry motherfucking Eagles stop in history Alabama fans we
out there y'all bring y'all big bad ass in here The last 13 to 19 to Michigan Jim Harbour and don't know motherfucking mo
in your lungs I
Know Alabama need and I know what you're missing you're missing st. Nick
St. Nick make shit
Take me make the trap job
That's what st. Nick was doing st. Nick was making the trap jump. That's what Saint Nick was doing.
Saint Nick was making the trap jump down in Alabama.
Lord is my witness.
You know I ain't lying to y'all
that I'm being real on this show.
Ain't no motherfucking thing down in Alabama.
Ain't nothing Tuscaloosa.
It wasn't nothing Tuscaloosa,
but races are white folk down there.
Nick saved them coming in
and changed the whole motherfucking culture.
Now it's neck bone, muscle built knuckles dying out now.
Everybody that dying there, they're having kids.
Them kids come out swole like a motherfucker.
People actually want to go to Alabama now, they want to.
What?
You want to go to Alabama?
Nigga, you can run from Alabama and Mississippi. Run in now. I
Y'all gonna come out and do this the shit the same Nick Bill
You motherfuckers lose every other goddamn say
Night Nick Saban than age 30 years since he gonna retire I Thought he was gonna be Joe Paterno may him rest and shit
But what he was doing letting them me and do with them boys down there goddamn up there playing and PN state we forgot
We yeah, yeah, I don't forget shit we ain't forgetting
So new what we're going on up there in the room
You know what we're going on up there in the room. Jerry goddamn said, Dusky, we're going in them damn locker room, walking up in white
on board with shower and washing their backs and feet.
Oh, we ain't forgotten.
Y'all, I want to talk about what Pete did and what I'm doing.
Nigga, we're going to talk about gobbling 2020.
Y'all want to bring up old shit on Diddy? N***a, we gonna talk about God in 2025.
Y'all wanna bring up old shit on D.D.? Damn, I'm bringing up on goddamn Joe Paterno and Jimmie Sandusky.
Goddamn Sandusky was in that motherfucker?
No!
Tapping them on they shoulder.
Come here!
What if I told you you had to go to class no more?
Huh?
And you're still passed.
You freak!
All you gotta do is come get in this cold shower with me. Them boy was willingly at the end of the day, at the end of the day, them boy was
willingly getting in that goddamn cold shower with Jerison Duskin. Yeah he'll petify, yeah he'll write
at the end of it, but they was willing to to go with People are 22 and 23 years old
So my heat mind trip to me motherfuckers and grow me I
Don't care what some tell say some of them over to be called and got them in Jerry Sandusky
See Joe Paterno know what's going on I'm gonna go and slide your extra on 1.5 million Joe. You got a job for life
But for the love of God, don't you say a motherfucking word and to Joe credit? I don't want to see it
I don't want to hear about it
deal see
Every goddamn Wednesday evening Jerry's and dusky was in that locker room
Goddamn Wednesday evening Jerry Sandusky was in that locker room
Snooping around y'all know how white folks snooping around y'all know how the white supervisor be on the job just walking around
Prying and looking for shit. No you up to no you but don't you feel bossy don't you know you're full of shit And they get around all day watching your ass making sure your ass supposed to be doing your job
You can't bullshit on the job today like you normally do because he walking up and down or she walking up and down watching your bad ass. They out to get you
They out to get you
That's how jerry sandusky was a pin stay up there
Now they gonna try to sweep it on the rug like we don't forgot no nigga
We're gonna do a 30 for 30 on jerry sandusky and Patrono don't want to turn my black folks
uh god damn we gonna have to start calling out then we got to start calling everybody out
real talk god damn it we gonna go down y'all going down wills
there's more shit going on i'm telling y'all 25 there's some shit going on they don't want
to know about it
But we gonna talk about it on this show. This ain't just no sports show no more. No, I'm educating y'all. I'm gonna put you up on game
Just like they're all IP to the people down there New Orleans. I know y'all seen that massacre that happened. I
Know y'all seen this shit
Coincident this motherfucker in a cyber truck. He long one and then do it right in front of Trump top. Come on
Come on man, they trying to separate
You know, but don't be you know too small for that shit
Ain't no way something like this should be happening man. It's too much evil
I keep telling you it's too much even this going on in this world will make you want to go out and harm all these people and then ha I
Don't get it y'all. Hi
What could be going through a person mind and wake up? Hey, man, we're way to the new year
You know, I'm gonna go blow everybody up who thinks like that
That means that motherfucker been thinking like that and you can't tell me somebody around her
They know that kind of shit will go go on all this person was capable of doing it
You don't get wake up in the morning and go blow some shit up you go
You've been talking to somebody's been writing up you've been on the computer looking up something been going on
And another thing I hate when these people need these black babies and
Not just black people but people and children coming up missing.
All the cameras in the motherfucking world.
You said this person was last seen riding 530 on M Street, and goddamn you got cameras
all over M Street, then go find them.
Singing like these motherfucking ambolutes when I'm trying to get me some cat.
God damn it now, I got to stop what I'm doing, because there's an ambolute going on.
Somebody in the great Honda
Somebody in the great Honda don't snatch goddamn somebody I only count I don't know what these folks here
Bullshit You are motherfucking bullshit, and I don't like it.
2025, you gonna get right or they gonna get your ass right for you.
Which one you want? You wanna wake up in the morning on your free wheel or you want that sergeant waking your ass up?
Or you want your cellmate waking your ass up? Cause they'll do it.
They'll tap you on your shoulder or someone will tap you on your shoulder.
They'll tell you go on and lay on the stone
Is that what you want new year's come around all these motherfucking years my family been telling me got eat black I pee for good luck eat cabbage to have money
Cabbage bring money in the new year that's what they've
been telling me all my life but guess what ever since my uncle had teeth he been doing that right
up eating cabbage in greens guess what he ain't had no motherfucking luck he been living with my
grandma 40 years on the same couch same bed in the same three motherfucking shirts. He ain't had no good look.
Huh? Why in the hell we eating this shit?
It's a myth.
It's a motherfucking myth eating green, black eyed peas.
Not eating anymore. I'm eating what white people eat now.
I want some motherfucking cherry pie.
I want some apple cherry pie.
The goddamn New Year cut the goddamn cabbage.
I ain't doing the black eyed peas ain't doing, but giving me high blood pressure.
My meat don't stand up like it used to.
I'm doing something new in the new year.
I'm doing something new in the new year.
Hey y'all talk about the black people.
Chitlins.
All this shit that make us have a high blood pressure.
Shit that make us have diabetes
Don't go white people do they make sure them goddamn chillin
Y'all be paying attention I'm putting your game at 20-25 only educating you
But a motherfucking my good white people I live long Jerry John 105
You can't tell that why you were all them turban extra shit
He take that guy down shirt down like this shit pig on pride chicken wrinkles. I'm not pushing you
Got me smart
We gotta be smart and what we got yeah, we love this so full we grew up That's how we know get off this shit some of it now. I love it, but some of this shit
Pork chops love pork. I don't eat that shit no more one live a long time won't be healthy
Won't be running for my kids and my grandkids. I know some of you old schools on her, too
We'll be right here for you grandbabies man. I respect it
We got to start watching what we put in our bodies your body is your temple. You got to take care of your body
Yeah Wonder why they meet don't get hard it's the goddamn food you been eating bro
It's the cut and then sit there change to them goddamn stores them deal those ain't working no motherfucking more like they used to
Mo had them deal those I'm goddamn battery last seven months straight
Hey man, they may make shit dead, baby
You got them stores got to come back home to roost
So if y'all see me on only family one the motherfucking stuff mind your business
From 25
You hold on stop taking bird baths, too
You hold on watch that cat you hold on getting none clean that motherfucking cat from the inside to the outside
And when you open your motherfucking lizz up like Jordan, it better smell cool
You hold on stop leaving our kids with y'all mama doing your child got a hundred nine fever
But you still won't run your ass to the club. We're not doing that in 2025 baby. You're gonna watch them kids
You're gonna sit right there with your child while he's sick. You gonna sit down with your
child. You gonna hold your child. You gonna pray over your
child. You gonna be a motherfucking mother in 2025.
Oh yeah. You gonna be a mother. You ho gonna stop borrowing
money to go to these clubs too. Oh yeah. You gonna be a mother
in 2025. 2025. You niggas gonna
stop getting friends at this work too. You damn right. You niggas gonna start paying
for your own work. Ain't no more friends. No more friends, nigga. I need to see all
these cash on the deck. I thought I'm gonna get you tomorrow. No you're not. You're gonna
get me now. Cause you ain't getting shit later. ["Sexy Rapper 2"]
2025, y'all gonna stop going to him
buying these cash cards, talking about they brand new.
We gonna stop there.
And bringing that ragged ass car back
and every light on in that motherfuck car.
There ain't no new car,
and there ain't no goddamn on fuse either. There ain't no new car, and there ain't no goddamn old fuse either.
There ain't no fuse why that lights on new.
2025, we gonna stop lying.
We gonna start keeping the 100 with these hoes.
Either you in a relationship or you ain't.
Do you hear me?
We gonna stop lying.
2025, when we show other people love,
we gonna stop saying you riding dick. Why can't I show my brother or my sister some love that I'm a fan of their work?
Oh, man, I like Kendrick. Oh, you riding Kendrick. 2025 we not doing that 2025
We getting back to what brother Mac was talking about being up for one another
And just maybe these motherfucking good white folks are start respecting us
That's the problem. They don't respect us because we don't respect ourselves.
We don't love ourselves. See a nigga, one thing a nigga hate to do is look in the mirror.
Yeah, we're gonna like to look in the mirror. We're gonna like to look at ourselves.
Yeah, we're gonna like to do that. He talking too much to me. I don't like all that because niggas don't like the truth. That's the whole thing. Niggas don't like the truth.
Guess what? You gonna get it on this show.
And that's on everything. I love.
Long Lord, wake me up and put breath in me to come on this show.
I'm gonna get y'all the real.
Every time. I don't give a damn if you like it.
I'm gonna get you real. Real talk.
If you're watching this show, then you know presented by price peaks
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Yeah, you bet it's more or less on your favorite player
Now I don't know how to play that thing. Keep playing
He put five hours and I told you ten dollars and just keep playing
Eventually, if you're standing in line long enough, you're gonna eventually get to the window
Why do you think I said 225 you talked about how you gonna get your job?
But you're still in the motherfucking bed right now. How you gonna get a job still in the bed?
You got to get it
Wait, no
Go let your kids suffer. I'llcasho Pride? Man, ain't
no way, ain't no job. I always hustle. God damn, they hustling. Shit ain't working. It
work for some people and it don't work for others. Which one is it gonna do for you?
You gonna let your kids, you gonna let your family suffer? Oh, your mama sick but you out
here selling dope and you go to jail and you can't come home and see your mama when she
pass away? Then you a selfish motherfucker. You need to be home with your mama, taking care of your mama.
If ain't nobody else gonna be there for mama,
you need to be there for your mama, man.
I done watched it, I done seen it so many years, man.
My brothers and sisters out here hustling,
getting it in, I understand that.
But sometimes you got to know when to fall back.
Especially if you got older parents,
because you never know when God gonna call us home, man.
Instead of us bearing our parents, they bearing us. Yeah, a minor God gonna call us home man. Instead of us burying our parents,
they burying us. Yeah, a minor frame got the chance man. Yeah, I'll run this block, put you on your own
shit. How you running something you're on your own fam? We taking our own self out. We also be trying
to die of old age, but we not. We die of the gunshots. Die of the car wreck, so we drunk. Yeah,
we want to drive. We the man, now I can drive drunk.
I can do donuts.
I'm not going to kill somebody.
I'm going to kill myself in the process.
Don't make sense.
We not doing that in 2025, y'all.
We been doing this shit 70, 80 years.
Repeating this, y'all.
When we going to start repeating history?
When we going to start making our own history?
Making better history for us?
Hell, that's what we need to be doing.
But we not.
But we going to do doing. But we not.
We gonna do it.
If you're watching this show now with me,
you know I'm on the positive note.
I ain't on that bullshit note.
I'm on that getting better note.
2025 gonna be a major year for me.
And it could be a major year for you too,
if you apply yourself.
All my fans that watching me right now,
I need y'all to start pulling up to them comedy shows,
real talk.
Pull up some of you have and I appreciate you. I really do, cause y'all to start pulling up to them comedy shows real talk. Pull up some of you have and I appreciate you.
I really do cause y'all been pulling up and saying, man, I appreciate you.
Do you help me get through my day?
Me and my wife, it's such a watch your show every day.
Preach thank y'all for the ones who come and some of y'all y'all work a lot.
I understand.
But if I'm in your city, you ain't got nothing to do.
You bring your ass to this show and come get this work.
You come get this motherfucking work cause I'm giving it to you. I leave everything on the stage
I leave everything on the motherfucking stage. I don't I don't shortcut
Y'all paying 25 30 40 50 I'll come see me you gonna give a motherfucking show
Do you think you're getting one right here? This ain't nothing come see me live for about 45 50 minutes
I'm giving you everything your ass
Joke after joke after joke and it don't stop.
And it don't stop.
Just like you shouldn't stop what you doing.
You keep your head held high.
Fuck what these people got to say about you.
If they don't like you, fuck them.
Ain't Bergen-Mackville.
Fuck them.
That's how I feel, man.
That's the way you got to feel these days, baby.
You got to feel like you him.
If you're a female or you got to feel like you are,
you got to feel like you're beautiful, baby.
Even though you can gain some weight, who gives a damn?
Still beautiful.
It's so one thing to be beautiful on the outside,
but can your ass be beautiful in the inside?
That's what models are.
You're beautiful in the inside, baby.
That's all that models in life.
Some of us on here, we ain't really done shit our whole life.
We've been called fuck ups, we been in the house, listen to that.
But you still here.
If you right now watching this show, you still here for a reason, baby.
That mean God love you.
That mean you still here for a reason.
You got a chance to get it right.
You might not done what you're supposed to do last year,
but guess what?
It's a new year.
You can get it right this year.
You might have had 50 dollars last year,
but this year you might wanna have a hundred.
It's all about the progress.
Million nights, I'm telling y'all this.
Million nights I come on this show
and I don't get the likes, I don't get the views,
and comments, I be sick.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
I feel like I'm wanting more. I feel like I doing wrong? I feel like I'm wanting them more.
I feel like I'm him.
I feel like I'm creating some shit
that everybody will love and wanna do.
But I ain't getting the results
that I feel like I should get.
But I'm not gonna stop.
I'm not gonna quit.
I'm gonna keep working.
If it were easy and it wouldn't be worth a damn to me,
so that mean God always put me through the hardest shit.
Guess what?
I'm gonna keep on ticking and keep on ticking.
And one of these days, just maybe one of these days, this show gonna be where I want it to
be.
But until the end, my black ass gonna keep working.
Same way you gotta keep on working.
If you right now you're laying down in the bed with your girl, you're chilling, put some
work in.
Kiss on her rusty ass niggas.
Go around and kiss on her rusty ass nigga.
Go around and kiss on her neighbor.
If her neighbor don't smell like spoiled milk,
you got yourself.
You got yourself.
You go around and that neighbor stink,
then you know something else stink.
But all I'm saying, put in some goddamn work.
Put in some work.
I'm just saying, man, I'm not playing no game 2025. I told y'all my tour story the week of ones to me
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I'm not playing no games, man.
Look, I'm being real.
All my fans watching, you know, my first time on a big tour.
So you know, they got me going up first, like, not first.
I might go by second or third, but you got to get there early
to see me.
And I don't have a problem with that.
Not one motherfucking bit.
So if you come to see me, go on and get there early,
because you don't want to miss this motherfucking work. But I guarantee you, after that third and fourth show, I won't be going early like that
no motherfucking more.
They gonna start pushing me on to the back where I belong.
But that's one thing about me, I never let my pride get in the way.
I just want to get my feet in a little bit.
Just let me get my feet in.
I'm gonna work my way to the motherfucking top.
And I'm on the show with some motherfucking heavy weightos.
Oh yeah, I am. They been in the game 20, 35 and I'm on the show with some motherfucking heavy weight. Oh, yeah
I am they being in the game 20 35. I'm gonna show some heavy weight, but god damn it. I'm you
And you will see they will see I'll guarantee you
Trump you let me I know now y'all come to see me. Hi, man. I ain't get to see you
I'm letting you know before the time get there
Get there
To see your boy
But you don't want to miss this shit right here. We put pressure on everybody motherfucking next
Hey, man, I might want to go back to the little Lego
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You
That's what we came in
We are told Know some y'all sometime y'all be busy
I can't watch the show but you can listen to it go to Apple podcast go to Spotify type in the bubble dub show
Don't just type any download it man. Watch me
I rang it to a couple of sing-a-tone y'all. I appreciate y'all. Y'all say y'all watch my show every day
Y'all listen to it man. I appreciate it Robert Dawson. I appreciate the nine ten dollars, bro
Thank you from the bottom of your heart. Um
That's what we do
I'm gonna educate y'all and I told y'all the more I learned the more I'm gonna spread some people get information
Don't tell y'all shit man. I the more I'm gonna spread. Some people get information don't tell y'all shit, man
I think that ain't that's not gonna be me
That's not it me if I got some game to give you damn it
I'm gonna share it with you and for the most part y'all be DMing me asking me
How do I feel about these people out here until you saw me and these people ain't what for damn they fake?
They're smiling your motherfucking face but they mean you no good I guarantee you that every green ain't a
friend and that's something I learned in this game cuz I'm out to myself I don't
bother nobody I don't hang with no big crowd of people that ain't me they got
who I am I'm gonna go out in club and I only if I got to go and do some promotion
shit that's when you see me out from getting paid for a walkthrough mostly
time in my hotel room chillin, strategizing with my team,
cringed on them and trying to get this show better.
Trying to put these shows together.
That's what I'm doing.
Real talk.
Some of you now on here watching the show, you got a little money set up,
go invest in something.
I don't know what it is that you like to do or what you like to go invest in
something, put your money in something, Man, let your money make money for you
Real talk because we be having money man, but we'll fuck it off. You know, I ain't lying. We'll fuck it out
Go and let your money make some money for you. Go and get somebody that's smarter than you
And let them help you now gonna get my all your goddamn money now gonna be some schemos out here
We're gonna get your little truck company or something like that
Buy you a couple buy you some land put you through a folding little tiny houses on that motherfucker Put you by four or five missing the whoever that motherfucking go
When you're game
Don't say I ain't putting out long game. This is Thursday morning, man
Putting you up on game putting you where you need to be putting your mind where you need to be
Sometimes you need to start walking and exercising too.
I've been doing that a lot, I've been trying to get rid of this old pop-billy.
I got it, gained over the years. Eating real good, not exercising, you know what I'm saying?
Eating and laying down, that shit ain't good for you.
We gon' eat out there, walk the shit off.
Real talk.
Hey, taking my motherfucking shirt off.
Hope you're living that n***a fat.
Give me two months, I'm gonna be right back right.
I'm gonna be right back right.
Air appreciate it.
Appreciate it fam.
We all got to do better, including my black ugly ass myself.
I can't point the finger at nobody without them pointing back at me.
Boy, it's gonna be some changes in 2025.
Go for me, go for all of us,
and what's fun to go on in January
after that big office.
Lot of y'all mad Trump in office,
guess what, who gives a damn?
You still got to go to work.
Even if old girl Kamala got an office,
we still woulda had to go to work, man.
This shit bigger than me and you.
This shit bigger than me and you.
Once y'all realize that, it's gonna be a better world, man.
I don't worry about what other people eat.
Why?
Because it don't make me shit.
Trash of the day going to the Orchid Ducks.
Trash!
Putting that bullshit on TV last night.
I was getting phone calls and texts, make sure you tune in and watch the game, fam.
It's going down!
And it did.
They went down. And it did.
They went down.
What my Penn State fans at, too?
Come here.
What my Penn State fans at?
I was on Joe Patano,
but I gotta give credit to the team, though.
I gotta give credit to the team.
Y'all kicked ass.
Nah, I ain't gonna discredit nobody.
That's one thing I ain't gonna do.
I'm gonna give credit what credit do. Y'all took care gonna get credit with credit do y'all took care of board the state
Y'all took care of it. You know, they faced the best running back in the league. Oh, yeah
Oh beat it bring your ass here
You man
We'll get this door and they wouldn't got it
When you got it
For I in this show today,
I'm gonna end it with this once again.
Every time you motherfuckers wanna bring down one of us,
even though we probably brought down ourselves.
But y'all good act, though.
Y'all keep putting it on TV, all over social media.
Y'all keep coming out with these false ass allegations.
I'm gonna come right back on this motherfucking show
and bring up y'all Jerry Sandusky
Joe Paterno and next week you keep bullshitting I'll bring the hells
y'all want to go be a cop now then y'all want to go back up to and then 1969 y'all went to a
building that Bill Cosby allegedly did something to 69., mm-hmm, guess what? I'm going to goddamn Greece later.
And I'm gonna dig up hills.
Shh.
Come here, you!
My time of day, peace and blessing.
Happy New Year, I'm out.
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