Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps Colorado’s BEATDOWN over UCF

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to react to Colorado’s 48-21 beatdown OVER UCF. Dub told y’all this would happen!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Y'all already know what it is. Come on. Come on. Come on. I know y'all been waiting on me. I appreciate it. You know, I'm out here in Nap Town. I had a show. I had to go on stage, do what I do,

come back here and jump on here with y'all for a minute. But yeah, go on and hit the like button while you're here. Go on and hit the subscribe button while you're here. Yo, go on. I told y'all last week what them Buffaloes was gonna do to UCF. Y'all didn't wanna listen to me. Y'all said them boys wasn't gonna win no more in three games. Well, they throwing more. Talk to me, they throwing more right now and they looking good.

That's the best game them boys done played this year. Chidor, I thought we were one moon. I'm not lying. Come here. Blue 4-2 Hut to Travis Hart. Looking like a Heisman candidate. If you ask me, see you see come on I want all the haggis to report to my page right now

you George your fans I see y'all are y'all might acquire I'm gonna get to y'all in a minute but right now we're gonna give Coach Prime his motherfucking dope. Huh? Oh, it's a fast show. They care more about how they look than the way they play. You're lying. Boys out there taking care of business and that defense goal-ass one-south got that defense looking good. But the key for me is that run game.

Them boys as a team collectively have 128 rushing yards. Anytime Colorado have over 100 yard rushing, they will not lose the damn game. They won't lose long, they can run the ball. That take pressure out your door. Because when I'm hitting the ball off, I'm getting four yards a yards apart That means y'all for the brain the linebackers up and when you bring the linebackers up, we gonna kick you down the field That's what he doing. Sheppard phone catches 99 y'all come here Cuz sheffa dropped a big pad last week, but he redeemed itself this week Jimmy Horne, Jr Five catches 41 y'all. I think it I Ain't saying co-prime they're gonna win the national championship Jimmy Horne Jr. five catches, 41 yards. I think it.

I ain't saying Coach Prime they're gonna win the national championship, but what I'm saying is they will be better than they were last year and they showing us that right now. Oh, what a time to be alive. Oh, what a time to be alive to witness some greatness like this. It ain't just great playing is great coaching.

Coach Prime look this stuff in the mirror and say, how can I get better? That's what you got to do sometime. You got to look yourself in the mirror and see how can you get better? Just like with my girl. I prematurely, I premature come quick. I ain't lying. But I have to look in the mirror. God, what can I do to stop coming fast? Well, there's 100 packs, and there's blue shoes. Give me both. Give me both of them. Now I ain't coming quick no more.

I'm coming in six minutes now. That's a damn record for me. From one minute to six, I'm doing damn good. And then some of y'all watching this show right now, y'all be coming quick too, but you got too much pride to go down to them Indian stores and get their 100 pack. Nigga, you better get you one of them 100 pack. I'll change your whole damn life. Even your coworkers know something ain't right with you because you're always mad at work Charles and Willie. You're always mad because a thing don't

work like it used to. Well get you one of them damn blue shoes and watch what happen. Oh yeah, your old lady gonna love you. You might be sweating like a hundred bag hand when you on top of it but goddamn she gonna love every big o. It's all about changing. You gotta want to change. Coach Prime changed from JSU and you niggas got mad. Man he left them boys. Shit you lead too 300,000 for six million. come here. Hadda left that same damn night, Colorado would offer it to me. Some of y'all was mad, I remember, not all y'all, but some of y'all mad, man, I can't believe he left them boys.

Man, it's some jobs out here right now, y'all making $20 a hour. That one of them other jobs, they give you 25. You niggas gone. And want somebody to be loyal, when you niggas ain't even loyal to your own girl, but you want a nigga to be let's stop it Y'all quiet tonight y'all ain't doing all that damn talking

Right coach primer and the cowboy one you can't tell me shit. I'm talking shit rest of the week And them Georgia Bulldogs, I mean Georgia French's, Trash! Alabama on y'all ass right now, like back pockets, 21 to 0! Talkin' bout y'all had a good week of practice, lies! Stop all the lies, Georgia! Don't blame it on that hurricane either. Don't blame it on that motherfuckin' hurricane! It ain't stop future from recordin' and droppin' mixtapes!

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when I'm in the club and some female trying to holler at me, Ho, come over here under this light. Let me look up under your neck. Because you looking good from a distance. Yeah. Yeah, you looking like Charlene from a distance or up close you might look like Charles come on you not finna treat me? Novel some of y'all be too horny too quick to try to take something back to

the room don't took something that got something what you got how you gonna fight that big nigga in their room you think you see a 65 Angela Reese she 65 OIP Michael caught Duncan in the room with you and that nigga Chris What you gonna do? Man diddy out in love. I told diddy take his ass to Bali with Russell. See me. He didn't wanna listen to me now take that Take that Jennifer Lopez, here you want them damn tapes too yeah you want them tapes too doing the UG culture y'all come over here talk to me today man how y'all feeling Monique how you feeling boss

later Raheem Raheem from juice you know what Pac did to you? Me with Raheem, I don't give a damn who it would. He had no right running up on me like that. Y'all talk to me now. Just just talk to me, man. I'm feeling real good, man. Colorado, 4-1, they're big a good team, UCF. They three in one now. When y'all gonna find the store again, Colorado, they credit, man. I really want to know when y'all gonna start saying, Colorado their credit, man. I really wanna know when y'all gonna start saying, you know what, Bubba, we was wrong.

They looking good, man. And we wanna give credit what credit is due, but y'all niggas just can't do it. Y'all got too much pride to come on here and say, you know what, man, them boys had a good game today. I'm gonna give them that. Y'all just can't fucking do it, man. And I wanna know why y'all can't do it.

I'm upset. I'm going through shit shit I just got into it with my pastor yeah I just got into it with that nigga man nigga gonna tell me you ain't been to church in two or three weeks at least you can send some money nigga I ain't sending shit I send your first lady this evidence I got on you cheating on her that's I do. I send it to a right now and messenger and folk can't look at your hub. Yeah. The son of God. Y'all say your child of God. Look at it. Look at the way he, look what he's doing over there. That ain't you. That's your cousin.

He laying away and motel sit. Look at the bedbugs on his back. Now put not another dime in the church for that nigga. Called me on my off day and told me why you ain't sending no money. Nigga why you ain't putting none in? Fuck me. I'm a man, I don't like all that man calling trying to check me. I know I ain't been to church but nigga I've been going to church in my living room. And when did Bobby Brown start looking like T.V. Jakes? What's going on? Bobby Brown and T.V. Jakes, they look like twins, if you ask me. If you're just not coming in the show, come on, come on in, man.

Go on and hit the like button, go hit the subscribe button. I know some of y'all might be at work, can't even watch the show, but you can listen to it on Apple podcast and Spotify. You can listen to it. Real talk, y'all might be at work can't even watch the show but you can listen to it on apple podcast and spotify You can listen to it then Real talk y'all come on All right, what's happening Kiara, how you doing boss lady? Welcome to the bubble dub show man. Y'all know I go live after every game, man Y'all know how y'all know how I am. Y'all know how I rock

My mama just called me too, baby. I need thatall know how I am. Yeah, I know how high rock My mama gets called me to baby. I need that thirty dollars back I'll let you borrow if I don't get it back then I ain't gonna be able to go to work. I told I guess you won't be going I guess you won't be anybody tell you give me no motherfucking thirty dollars That dirty gone three point five. Come in. I Like the mama told I was hungry most cigarette shit. I'm gonna be poor Stopped at the stop to got me a swiss a sweet tooth for 99 see come in and got me a bill come in Cool light got me something smoke something drink. I'm cool Call me with that food is about no 30 motherfucking dollars

Yeah, you mom take care of me Give it down how old I am for better or worse Quiet glow, what's up daffy? What's good? Mr. Hill man old miss definite trash Shit so lord, I don't give a damn about that pastor no more man. Yeah, he got one my side hole pregnant I'm glad he did shit. She called me talking about. It I just your baby. She is that pastor baby. Look at that bass old-ass, baby I ain't bullshitting. That's all that baby. That little boy four years old y'all look take out true shit Yeah old niggas on this show. I know some of y'all 65

I'm not saying stop having sex. I'm saying stop having babies That's all I'm saying cuz y'all fucking them kids up I was dating this chick the boy four years old named Cecil. I'm not bullshitting fuck me up He said bubble every time it rain my knees hurt. That's all Four year old got an old man syndrome. Do you hear me? Look motherfucker? She's my wife too He don't do my read the Bible. Oh, they just look for your old Deacon I'm gonna read the Bible all day. This little four year old a deacon. I ain't bullshitting you.

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If you want to make some money, I'm telling you right now. I'm up right now over there Get money on the floor type shit telling you not man y'all talk to me man How y'all feeling today man? It's Saturday. I'm in nap time is rain But these people gonna come out to this comedy show to watch us man. I'm having a ball I got my family and friends here with me today and we vibe what y' y'all on tonight? Talk to me. What y'all smoking on? Some of y'all smoking on straight up rigid, but you got to get them pretty ass packs. But it's rigid. Stop it. Stop it right now. Travis Hunter Heisman. Oh, yeah, for sure.

For sure. He playing like a Heisman player right now. Travis Hunter. For sure. Wide receiver and defensive back. You seen the intercepts? He playing like a high end player right now. Travis Hung, for the show. Wide receiver and defensive back. You seen the interception? Boy, just doing it all on both sides of the field. We ain't seen nothing like this in Charles Wilson, maybe Jaleel Peppers. But this guy is, he's bona fide NFL pro right now. Travis Hung, oh man.

Shadour Sanchez is too. I know y'all didn't want to believe it, but the guy can stand in the pocket, make his read, stroke a ball, you know what I'm saying? Accurately. That's the thing about the NFL. You gotta be able to talk about accurately. You gotta be able to see the field.

And that's what I like. I want to give a shout out to Bryce Young, hold your head fam. It ain't your fault up there in Carolina, grasshoppers. But you gonna have to go to another team, somebody that can put some real talent, you know what I'm saying, with you. But it's not over for you. I hope you get to see this video. It's not over for you fam. I remember everybody in the media was talking about it was over for Gino Smith. But they lied. Look what Gino doing right now. Gino playing so damn good, he don't

even know himself no damn more. When Gino look in that motherfucking mirror, he don look what Gino doing right now Gino playing so damn good. He don't even know his self No damn mo when Gino look in that motherfucking mirror. He don't see Gino. He don't see Gino at all Who he see but he see a young James Winston. I Talk shit about that blind ass Jamie Winston, but James Winston at one point of time was getting off He might have to fall into touchdowns and threw 40 picks, but he was balling. I would like for him to get another starting job in the NFL too.

Got him as a backup right now. He's been a great backup, been a great legal to these quarterbacks, but Jameon Winston can still play ball too. I'm saying all this to say this, why Miami Dolphins ain't winning and got somebody? That step motherfucker they got down there right now and it Is the Miami's organization you owe it to the fans of Miami guy enough? Y'all ain't once it's 19 motherfucking 72

Do you ain't since 70 y'all talk that shit about the cowboy, but the Dolphins ain't once is 72 Rick Ross don't age a million wings. And y'all ain't moving shit. Go and get Cam New. He old on Colorado sideline, dressed terribly. But go and get him. Go and get Chamos. All that brain back cap, never.

Cap on these blood pound to shit right now. And I'm all for my brother. But putting Cap on that field right now ain't gonna do a motherfucking thing for Miami. I'm just being real. Cap ain't playing in eight years. And you think y'all gonna put this man out there on the field and take his fingers to something? No he not. I like Cap the way he is representing us. That's why I, man. My brother, keep doing what you're doing. You lost your job for what you believe in. I'll forever respect you, Cap, forever respect you

for what you did and what you stood for. But boys, getting back on that motherfucking field, shit is off. It's off. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true.

That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors alleged in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth?

You know, like what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like why? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha B., Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October

3rd on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I seen that motha fuckin workout you did four years ago and I wasn't impressed. Some of y'all be talking with it, with y'all feeling you gotta, you gotta be mindful of what's going on in the game. You gotta put the players in there that can really do the job right now. Now if it was, if Cap was two or three years out of a job. I'll say hell Yeah, he still he still can do it. Well right now eight years out how long nuts he been busting shit I respect him for putting them on the phone. We gotta be realistic

We gotta be realistic for the Nines ain't you damn right for the nine lane one nut They've been getting them, but they ain't want nothing. Yeah, what you 49er fan here? Y'all can't even be men or something. We want to come in here in this chat and talk shit about them boys. We the boys. And yes, my owner like to look at me.

So do some of y'all too. Y'all just ain't denying. Y'all better stop it and put some respect on them Dallas Cowboys name. I'm not saying we're going to a Super Bowl. Hello. I think we're going to make it to the playoff, but I'm going to enjoy this ride we own because it's a roller coaster ride. One week we up the next week we down. That's why I didn't really get celebrate.

They win the other day against the Giants because it's the Giants. We supposed to beat the Giants. I want to know what's going on with Michael Parson and I want to know Mike Zimmerman what's going on with your system fam let's talk football now last year Dan Quinn had them boys in every position to win they were swimming to the ball now Michael Parson lost can't wait to the game over to go and get on his podcast I don't like he beat me to a damn podcast michael paul's name taking showers no more after the game n***a just musty running home getting on the podcast watch your balls fam

can't get to the quarterback line had a great week of practice we're gonna go out there and do what they do then i see you out up sweat Ain't even sniff the motherfucking quarterback And you want a big contract you got to come on with it That you had a bad you had a better game than you had this year You um, you do the ball well, you know, I gotta give you credit, but it's the giants you're supposed to do that Just a giant. I want you to do it in january I'm gonna be at my house in front of the fireplace on one of them rabbit rugs I got.

I've been lying saying it's mint to them hoes, but it's rabbit. Full of blue chou. Can't wait for us to win so I can go down through hell. Sex better when the cowboy wins. It ain't good when your team lose. I can't sleep at night. Why?

Not that I don't want none. It's just a simple fact. I can lost money. I'm a sore loser. When I lose, I put my phone on do not disturb. I don't want to be bothered. I need two or three days to get y'all that 50 and 75 dollars I owe y'all niggas. I make y'all make some time. I make them niggas wait three weeks for that 50 dollars I owe.

I'm on the road fam. I'm busy. I ain't got time sending you that 50 dollars. When I get time and sell it, I'll send it to you. Telling you true Steeler fans, y'all I'm down here in Naptime. Y'all appreciate that majority. I'm down here in Naptime, Steelers. Y'all playing the Indianapolis Coast tomorrow. I can't wait to watch that game. I'm down here in Naptown Steelers. Y'all playing the Indianapolis Coast tomorrow I can't wait to watch that game. Shout out to Justin Fields. You gonna took Russell job Ciara gotta get back on tour now Ciara gotta get back on tour Russell Wilson, Fiddlesticks stay at home dad now Tell you what guy love playing a young team in the coast Anthony Rich gonna be a game tomorrow.

You know, Mike Tomlin defense don't throw the kitchen sink Anthony Richards tomorrow. But I think that young man took a task man. I know statistically he ain't been having a great year since he just started, but they got a win last week. That's all that matters. That's all man. Those stats don't really matter to me, man. It's all about the W's for me. The W's the a or the more W you get the better. No stats gonna come

I'll be pacing sometime in this game and I got I text Anthony rich coming cool I just say bro good game. You got the W fuck them stats that shit gonna come young man. Get them W's right now Hey, a trendil for what no good quarterback for the books had a great defense he didn't put up great numbers but they won. That's all it matters it's all about the W like this one chick told me bro I can't believe you lasted one minute niggas it's okay I still got it. I don't give a damn I still got it you can't erase history ho you can't erase what I did in you yes I went one minute but I gave you 75 strokes grooving in your motherfucking now you didn't feel my meat but you felt me pinching your motherfucking home stuff how was it me I ain't feel nothing but my arms hurting you

goddamn right they do cuz I'm pinching your ass in that mother fingernails all in your shit Come on you will When I come out having sex take a shower go around my homeboy. I beat that cat Oh Line like them. Oh You can't tell me no guessers See, I'm a pratt for me. I'm always gonna make myself feel good in any situation. You can't hurt my feelings. Not at all. So you talking about my thing small,

God gave it to me. So now you wanna talk about God creation? That's what y'all doing ladies. You wanna talk about how much I love God and God created this small me and you wanna go against God? That's why you hold her father like on the side when you turn 27. Too much evilness in your ass.

Your spirit bad. Your energy bad. Oh, another storm in Florida. Stop moving down now. You knew a motherfucker having a storm before you went down now. Now you gonna move down and be cute. Live close to the beach and go down

and pop that pussy on them boats for them pimps. Then when a real nigga like me come along, you think I'm gonna wife you up. Never. Send your ass down there with them hasties, the one that Trump say eating cats and dogs. Yeah, cold act. Trump say y'all eating cats and dogs. And I'm telling Trump, it ain't just hasties, I didn't eat cats and dogs too. I know I can't gonna rock wallow. I'm not bullshitting you. And I know I ain't gonna sign me his cat too. Y'all keep going to them goddamn Chinese pot. Thinking you eating gone orange chicken shit. Eating orange rats. No goddamn chicken. Them goddamn chicken that goddamn big like that.

That's a more soup of you. That's why y'all niggas snitchin'. Your mama fed y'all rats. When them Chinese up there in New York, New York got it bad. Y'all niggas be eatin' rats y'all whole life. Now New York got a different kind of swag. If you ever been to New York, you gotta go.

Nigga, them rats got facade trench coats. I'm not bullshittin' you. Velvet. I'm the motherfucker cleanin' you. Durag shit. I seen my first Gucci Durag on the rack. The nigga was on crutches. I ain't nigga had a wooden leg. I said, nigga, what happened to your leg?

Man, my Latino friend had a pit bull, bit my leg. Y'all, I'm gonna go to New York after one in the morning and she want them big ass racks. Get the fuck out of you. I ain't bullshitting you. I seen a rat. I thought it was big thing my bad thing I love you, but that's what I thought it was scared the fuck out of me I can borrow some money from you know I'm saying I thought you I thought of you and fabulous breathe That's what I had to do. I had to breathe nigga when I realized there was a rat

Too much shit going on in the world man you got to be careful I am Too much shit going on man the world man, you got to be careful like that. Too much shit going on man, love one another, stop all that hating. Every week we burn somebody, next week it could be you, could be me, it could be anybody. Tell your loved ones you love them now. Tell your side bitch stop fucking up for your Bible. I'm one of them niggas, I put hands on my side bitch, allegedly. But you can't beat nobody but me. And I meant that.

When I'm on the road, I better not hear about you with no nickel. Bitch, I cut your lights off in that motherfucker. Show over calendars. That they did it in the Bible. They had no real lights, no power, all this man made shit. They had calendar lights. I come in and blow your calendar, I hope. They had no real license, no power, all this man-made shit. They had calendar lights. I come in and blow your calendar, I hope.

I'll take your, I'll take your calendar my mama have. Look what God blessed us with, mama said, no calendars. Ain't God good, I do it. Y'all better be careful, man. Y'all niggas mean to your side chicks. When your old lady already stressed, you know, then you can't go over there and lay over her, cause you gonna talk shit to her gotta be nice to your side chick them hoes will tell everything on your side chick know everything about your funky ass I know mine do cuz I pillow talk oh I won't even be knowing them hoes on the first night I'm telling them hoes everything damn babe I don't even be telling you shit but I got Shaq on gate code. Next week, Shaq get his dog kicked out, my bad fam. Them hoes be making me talk, see?

Them hoes make me feel like a champ. Cause the way they baby my one inch meat, I mean they be babying that motherfucker. They be, oh he's so cute, they be petting that motherfucker. You got damn right. When that motherfucker get hard and you see that bing and that one inch, it's trouble. It's trouble.

Like I say, all you niggas with big dicks, I hope y'all kids counsel. I'm hurt. Told y'all I went through my girl phone, seen a dick so big, I counseled Christmas. That's true story. I never go through a woman's phone again. My mother fucking lie.

I don't care if she try to give it to me, look, I don't want it. Look. Traumatized from what I saw. woman phone again. My motherfucking lie. I don't care. She tried to give it to me. Look, I don't traumatize what I saw. Y'all hit that like button, man. Y'all can kiss me in Addison, Texas next week, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, five show Addison Empire. Grab your motherfucking ticket. Don't jump in my DM asking me when I'm coming to dollar because you know I'm coming. Tell my family up there, I'm ready to see y'all, but buy them motherfucking tickets. Don't you add me for now, free tickets. It's a business.

12 of y'all already hit me up fam, I need to buy four tickets. Shit, I need to buy $400. Fuckin stop y'all. Y'all goddamn, y'all run out here and see J. Cole. Now I'm spending three or four hundred dollars on ticket. Bawling now buying ball smoking hookers without the tip bumps on your motherfucking milk and you can't come see me for thirty dollars. I don't burn you niggas out of jail. You niggas ain't gave me back my money. It's cool. It's cool. You think you get no. Yeah, come get me out of jail.

I ain't paying that whole that nigga back. Fuck that nigga. He got money. He good. Bet. Go on and go out of town with your homeboy. Come got me out. Just a pair now. Ho that nigga back nut. Fuck that nigga. He got money. He good bit Gone and go out of town with your homeboy gone go down there to the D or do your thing when you out of town I'm pulling up to your house Don't worry. I'm gonna let your kid play my PS 5 niggas. I ain't that kind of new but your old lady. Come on Come on over you And I'm gonna tell her be surprised to do with the lights off but I don't move them to see this morning

It's kill Mike fuck around him blow her brains. I see some shit like this So I like to do it with the lights out That's when I get to get my hands ready to pinch this hole Yeah, you come home your whole guy bruised on our own. It's me. I'm the paint job Ain't nothing you can do about it either It's me. I'm the paint job Ain't nothing you can do about it even though Yeah, the line I tell the laws you put hands on your leg and they're gonna go this to the bruises on they gonna Know I'm ain't lying. Well, these bruises come from he looking crazy. I'm told

Soon with that taking you to jail. I'm pulling up everything. I Come here Maryland what's up DC man, you know, I got love for Maryland man. I'll be out there soon. Shout to my people in Arizona right now, man, for watching this show. Hey man, I'll just be keeping the 100, man. These niggas get on these podcasts and be lying. That's one thing I ain't gonna do on this podcast. I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna keep it 100 with y'all, get y'all real comedy that y'all be deserving to have, man. Some of y'all depressed right now, your pockets ain't right. Some of you gonna fucked up the real some of you over plug

Niggas counting money three four thousand dollars on internet going live get a plug they motherfucking money They already calling threatening the next thing gonna go down there scare your mama nigga turn that money in my True story my homeboy rang off from the plug about two weeks ago true story He owes him $7,500 man. He called me man fam,500, man. He called me, man, fam. I done fucked up, bro. I done fucked up, dog, man. I owed plus $7,500. They tell me if I don't give them that money,

they gonna kill me. Can you help me? And it's true story. They them niggas in my DM, man. Your partner got down. We gonna kill him. You gonna get that money. I told my partner, pull up, man.

I got you. I ain't tripping. I'm a real nigga. He pulled up and he said, man, 7,500. I pulled out $7,500, but I gave him $75. You talking about you love God? Let's find that nigga. Let's see your faith.

I already called his mama. Hey, man, how you doing? I'm all right. We lost him in Hong Kong. She can watch you on the nude when she figure out what I'm talking about, we lost him. Not giving that nigga can watch you on the new one. She figured out what I'm talking about. We lost him. Not giving that nigga no 7,500 motherfucking dollars.

Never. He didn't spend it with me. He didn't share a 7,500 with me. I'm gonna give you 75,000. That's something. You come up with the rest. Somebody else saying, oh, you a whole ass nigga. Shit, I been told y'all here.

I ain't right in the head. I ain't right. Shit head. I Ain't right shit Ain't gonna be able to do it. Get out watching this show tuning in. Thank y'all for tuning in man I gotta get ready to go back out on stage and do my thing I love y'all make sure y'all like this shit. Make sure y'all share this shit get in the comment section man next week I'm flying somebody out to a football game with me. So get ready. So get in the chat Let me know you in the chat. Let me know you rock with me. Let me know you gonna subscribe Josh. What's up, Brandon?

What's up? Monique? How you doing mom? But no, I was so red Johnson. So after everybody my life I pray to God bless out with another week Take your ass to work Monday. Some of you ain't got no PTO and complaining take your ass to work Cuz you own thin line right now. He already told you boss not you you got one more time Yes, I love and you still want to go and talk shit to the other co-workers The mother co-worker going back telling what you saying keep your damn mouth closed Until you find you something better like my anger don't want to work If you I don't want to work and told them people sure I got busted with dope now

They told my drug test to me keep your motherfucking mouth closed You dumb hoe, why would you tell them that can you pee for me? Matter of fact, I'm beyond I pee for my aim But y'all know I've been smoking weed like But y'all know I've been smoking weed like a motherfucker. So I know she failed that motherfucking drug test. Bet she won't ask me for nothing else. That's my time. Y'all been great.

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