Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps Cowboys getting SMACKED by the Eagles!!

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

Bubba Dub reacts to Cooper Rush and the Dallas Cowboys getting SMACKED by two backup quarterbacks and the Philadelphia Eagles 41-7. Jerry Jones and the whole Cowboys organization should be embarrassed! Dub has had enough. Somebody send Jerry Jones Bubba’s way so they can settle this in a boxing ring!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The volume Hit the like button, man. Thanks y'all for coming over to the BUBBA Dubba Show. If it's your first time, hit the like button and go and hit the subscribe button for me right now. Cause we got a whole lot to talk about today. I've been on the road doing shows. I've been down there saying Tony O, full of for Heedles, full of Manudo, full of Hot Smiley. But damn it, I'm back at the Creel now. We gonna turn up today.

Before I even get started, I need y'all to make something happen for me. I need y'all set up a motherfucking celebrity boxing match. Me and Jerry Jones. I want Jerry Jones. If Mike Tyson can fight God damn Jay Paul, I can fight Jerry Jones. I want him in the ring right now.

AT&T sent him. Come here. I want Jerry Jones right now. AT&T sell him. Come here. I want Jerry John right now. Watch me get off. I ain't never won a fight, but I bet y'all win against Jerry. I bet you that. I'm gonna knock the mayonnaise out of his sandwich. Did y'all see what the Eagles did

to us yesterday? Bow that one to the cell. I was down there, I told them cut the mugs, get the TV on. That shit was scaring my kids, cut that shit off. Cooper Run, why many motherfucking games do we need to see Cooper run? We know what he is, trash. We know what Cooper is.

He a good guy. He'll back up. That's all. And we gotta run it back in Rico. We gotta run it back in him. I'm gonna get to the game in a minute. But I need y'all do something for me. I need y'all to set the celebrity box and match up.

Me and Jerry Jones in the one fucking ring one on one. And you bet not run. And I want you to sit in the pocket and I want you to take these goddamn licks home, get you? I'm like Tank Davis. I'm like Tank Davis in the ring. I'm looking for a knockout. Boy, y'all come on my show right now.

Come on, Phil, Jerry Jones, 85 years old. That's the whole point why I fight him, because he can't stick and move, and I can. I'm all about taking advantage of people, and God damn it, he won't, and I ain't taking no exceptions on him, and I ain't taking no DIABIVA for no money. I want blue

said it up me and Jerry Jones in the ring my grandpa rolling over this motherfucking grade know I could put hands on Jerry y'all set this shit up now let me get to the game that we had yesterday. Cooper Rush 15 for 28, 147 yards. One TD, one pick, track, kick his ass out of the way. What we gonna get Trey Lance for? Why we gonna get Trey Lance if we ain't gonna play? We don't need Cooper Rush. We done seen enough from Cooper Rush

and he ain't gonna get the job done. Mike McCartney, Jerry Jones, Cooper Russ and Steven Jones. They go Jerry, Cooper, Mike, and you know what last from like him? Jerry, come here. Get your ass in there and stay in there. But don't you come out. Played the Philadelphia Eagles right there.

Yesterday the Philadelphia Eagles beat us 41 to 7. They 13 and three now. They had Kenny Pickett. I thought Kenny Pickett was damn Reno. I said, damn, when Kenny Pickett get that damn good. He was flawless back there. He was what, 10 for 15, 143, one touchdown. That wasn't good enough.

He left because his kidney was hurt. So who they bring in? They bring in some motherfucking white boy named town of McKee Town of McKee come to find out three four four fifty four yards two touchdowns. I thought it was goddamn Drew Brees They beat up with a thorn string quarterback and that motherfucker steal the head coach Jimmy jenison rolling over in his grave right up to a Terry Bradshaw. And how old is Terry Bradshaw? Gotta be 95. He been on that Fox show 75 damn years.

Fox, we not gonna get some new blood up there. What you mean up there? Everybody up there got great health. Including Michael Strayhand that came from Nicole Murphy. You thought you were gonna run behind Eddie? No. Eddie created a monster Nicole. She like that Joe. Even though she is fine but she like that Joe. Then Shaco on 31 carats, 167 yard. Ring all over us.

Now Michael Paul said, You can run and jump your ass on that podcast, But you can't run and jump on the quarterback. Make it make sense, no? I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of the shit that my eyes are seeing. I don't wanna believe half the shit I see, but I'm seeing it too much. I'm seeing you on that podcast too motherfucking much.

Two tackles yesterday, 60 million by whole game. Two motherfucking tackles, no six, you can do your job, nigga. You can't take a sour at the end of the game. You got the ride home musty. You the Ryne home musty. You got the Ryne home musty. Now I used to think the Titans, I used to think the Jaguar was the laughing stock of the league, but it's the motherfucking Cowboys. People too, we eat you every week

just to watch us get our ass tore off the bone. You know who the Dallas Cowboy is now, we gonna oxtail by my homeboy, Les Barbecue. Y'all know Big Les Barbecue? We gone Oxtails. We look good, but we a fall out the goddamn bone. That's us. We 79.

We 79. What a motherfucking disappointing year it was. I was hyped for the very first game of the year. Y'all know I ain't lying. Y'all been with me every step of the way I was talking cats mother shit to everybody it's the Cowboys year but damn it I've been humble I've been humble now I just turned on TV today I seen that press guy in a Lowe's commercial Lowe's ain't Lowe's stand for home improvement? Well goddamn that, when you gon' improve?

When you gon' improve fam? We lost to a third string quarterback. We ain't lose a sippin' sub hurts even though he in a coma right now sleep. We lost to Kenypick and Town. Somebody tell me what town I went to college at. I want my motherfuckin' know. You can't, you can't tell me what town I went to college at. I want a motherfucking no. You can't, you can't tell me that. Cause you don't know, Eagles.

Eagles looking like the team to beat in the NMC, right? They looking like the team to beat when they get hers back. They already got Saquon. God damn Devontae Smith won all of your states. Cish Ketch is 120 yards. He making up for that Miss catch he had last week. AJ Brown had three catches, 36 yards.

We couldn't do a muster seed. We set out my boy Lamb for the rest of the year. He done, shoulder hurt, cool. We need to rest you, get you ready for next season. Maybe we can get some help. Maybe we can go on the drought and get some good players coming in. But other than that, y'all, I'm disappointed, man.

We can laugh and stop. Other NFL, man, it ain't even funny. And the guy, Tyler McKee, I thought the motherfucker was Ron Jaworski. I thought Tyler McKee was Ron Jaworski again. I had to put glasses on just to see who he was. Phone ringing, man, look at this shit. Bam, I cut it off.

That's a goddamn horror movie I saw yesterday. That's the thing. Oh I know y'all tired of me crying man but I'm a diehard cowboy fan man. I love my team man. I love my team man. But my team ain't looking like a team no motherfucking more we are living big beautiful stadium but we are motherfucking living and here Jerry want to fly in on his motherfucking helicopter oh you need to be taking the bus we already know you're a pre-re-food Jerry John you ain't got the food of public

family that's okay when you get old you get older you can't eat solid food no We already know you're a pre-reg fool Jerry zone. You ain't got the fool of public family. That's okay when you get old. You get older, you can't eat solid food no more Jerry. We know that. We know you're a pre-reg filled fool dog. That's why you told them keep the camera out of the way when you eat. You used to eat the crackers and shit. You can't eat crackers like that no more.

You ain't got no, you know what I'm saying? Your teeth ain't hard as they used to be fam. I get it. But let somebody else come in and run the damn tent. Let somebody else come in here and lead us to victory. We're tired of losing. You're a bad shepherd. The fans is the sheep.

You're a shepherd, we're the sheep. And God damn it, I can't follow no bad shepherd, no damn no. I'm a leader my damn self. Let me lead the team. Let me go in there and get some ass right. And I'll start with God damn Mike McCordney. How you doing, BoBoiDoodle? Don't ask me how I'm doing. You gots to go Don't even worry about cleaning out your locker. I'll get somebody to clean your office out for you

I got you you get your ass off the premises. That's one thing about white folks You get your ass off the premises right now We'll mail you your goddamn check. Don't you come up here trying to pick up your check. We'll mail it to you We'll mail you your goddamn check. Don't you come up here and try to pick up your check. We'll mail it to you. You get your rabid ass off the premises. My wife won't play about that. They'll escort your ass off the premises quick.

With security or with the law, either way, you got to go. To have somebody in your position by tomorrow, that's why y'all need to stop valuing these jobs like that. Dying for these jobs. These jobs ain't dying for you. Soon as you die Dave, somebody else will be in your motherfucking position. Better enjoy your life. You better enjoy your motherfucking life right now while you can. Sae Korn Barkley going for the record. I'm hearing too much talking going on behind this record. Eric Dickerson, I respect you for what you did in this NFL. You're a Hall of Famer, but you talking about you don't respect what Saquon doing.

Well, hold on, fam. Last time I checked, OJ had that goddamn rucker that's 14 games over 2,000 yards. It took you 16, nigga. It took you 16. Last time I checked, Saquon got got 30 something less carriage than you got. Nah, we ain't gonna do all that. We gonna congratulate. But they don't wanna talk about, okay, they wanna keep talking like Eric Dickerson.

Let's talk about the Jews. That Negro was loose. Oh man, he'll kill her. In the eyes of the court. He was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. Whether we think he did it or not, don't matter. The man was found not guilty.

And one thing about God is that he was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. Whether we think he did it or not, don't matter. The man was found not guilty and one thing about goddamn OJ back on that football field, the boy could cut and get loose. Shit! You thought he was evading them cops in that Bronco. You should have seen him when he was a damn Buffalo Bill back in 73.

That nigga was running for iteele back in 73. That nigga was running forward and alive back there in 73. The white folks didn't play back in them early 70s. See it. Now these white folks, now that y'all be mad at these white folks, now can't be racist. They ain't got nothing to do with their forefathers, but back in them 70s, see it. Got them old jay was running forward and alive from that field and when he go home. Y'all just don't realize how we had it and how we still got it. Times done got better but back in OJ's day, street. You don't think the mafia was up there in Buffalo, you better run that ball, nigga, street.

Goddamn Jews was toting it, hitting that hole going 85 motherfucking yards. Them slow ass white boy couldn't keep up with the Jews. The Jews went to USC in case y'all didn't know. He hit that motherfucking hole and he was gone. Yeah, OJ ran for 2000 yards in 14 games. Eric Dickerson did it in 16. Yeah. Yeah. If you really want to talk about it, Barry Sander had 2053053 yards at 16 games, too.

Hell! God damn you want to be technical about it. Right now, Saquon got 2,005 yards, the record 2,105 yards. I wanted him to get the record against his old team of Giants. I want him to run that ball all motherfucking day. All that. Nah, man. I'll just run it, running man and if he ain't

getting I take it my head no no say come on if you if you ever hear me fam go and get that record dog don't listen what these people say oh man it's the playoffs man you know you gotta look at the bigger picture damn the bigger picture bigger picture for me to get the record and get my money on. Cause a life of a running back don't last that long. Get your money on, nigga. Damn what we say, get your money on. I'm already talking to my office and like, hey big boy, God damn it,

I want you to block your ass out Sunday evening. I want you to go down through. I want that goddamn record. You give me that goddamn record, boy. I'll get you a Bentley. That's why I tell my office line, y'all give me the rucker, I'll buy everybody on this office a line of Bentley.

I know you can buy your own, but Goddamn it, this from you, this from a friend of mine. This is from Saint Nick. I'll go and get it. I don't give a damn about the bigger picture. I'm going to get it. And just like these females, man, I ain't sleeping with you on the first night.

Oh, you can go. You ain't looking at the big picture. It's just like these females. Yeah, I ain't sleeping with you on the first night. Oh, you can go You ain't looking at the big picture. You give me what I want. Then I'm gonna call you again But you gonna give me what I want the first time I'm not calling you no damn, bro Oh, you want that great value ice cream you don't want this blue bell you want that great value ice cream We're going to get it then. I'm blue bell, I'm blue bell ice cream. I'm top of the line. I'm the vanilla kind. And when it's my birthday, I'm the cookies and cream. Come here. I'm the goddamn cookies and cream. Come here. That's what I'm telling you. I'm top of the line.

Go and get the record, Saquon. Stop listening to everybody saying, go and get the record. If I'm you, I'm going to get it. Moving on to the next game. I know y'all seen them Packers and them Vikings yesterday battling out. They was battling. Appreciate that $100 somebody saying, God bless you. Look, the Packers and the Vikings were battling yesterday.

And let me just say this, Packers just started too late. Joy and love, you got to start your engine early. You like an old Chevy. You get staying go out there and get cranky. Look you got to pack the gas a little bit in them old schools. Who don't know about the old school? You know I ain't lying. You got to pack the gas a little bit when you turn in the ignition then get started. No you ain't old Jordan. You young. You supposed to be me to start And it post automatically crank didn't happen yesterday Sam Dorland come out on your way Sam down come out on your way if I ain't mistaken Sam Don't look like Sam Bradford back with Sam Bradford was an oklahoma college

Everybody know how good Sam Bradford was in college. That's who Sam Dorland looking like right now That's who Sam Dornan looking like right now. What they 14 and 12? I ain't been talking about the Mikeys and Mooks. I don't really believe them, but damn it, I'm a believer now. Chris Carl rolling over in this damn grave. Him and Warren Moon and Dante Colapilco. And don't you forget about Ronald Cullinham either. Greg Paul rolling on this grave right now. Minnesota, I want to give a bop, run the code of him either. Great ball rolling on these grades right now.

Minnesota, I want to give y'all props for what y'all been able to do this season. I don't know who the quarterback coach up there for Minnesota, but y'all doing a hell of a job with Sam Dornan, the man you see in the field. The man had over 377 passing yards, three touchdowns, one interception. Justin Jefferson had eight catches, 92 yards. They're doing it by committal. He throwing the ball to everybody.

It's a beautiful thing to see what Minnesota doing right now. And I love Minnesota because that's where my first show gonna be on the We the Wands Tour. We kicking out. We in Minnesota. My first tour? That's what we gonna be in Minnesota. Grab them tickets. We the Wands. That's where I'm gonna be at. Back to the game though. Jordan Love, 19 for 30, 185 yard, 1 TD. You started too damn late like I just said earlier. You started too late fam. John Jacobs, 17 carry, 67 yard. But you fumble. But you're fumbling ass. Boy, you got to hold on to the ball, you know that? It's the defender right here. You got to have the ball right here fam. And you got to tuck it. You ain't doing it.

You ain't protecting the ball. I don't give a damn how good you are. If you can't protect the ball, your ass gonna be on the sideline. That's the name of the game, baby. Protect the ball. Keep the turnovers down. You already seen it. Your defense can't stop Sam Donah, AKA Sam Braffle.

So that means the offense, you gotta make it count. You gotta make it count. Romeo Dobbs had seven catch with 58 yards too. Both of these teams in the playoff, Viking 14 to two, the Packers led me five. This is the same division that the Detroit Lions in right now. Everybody in that division getting off, except for Chicago Berr, they ain't even no NFL team. That's a UFC team. Like, they need to sell the whole Bears organization

to somebody else, maybe a group of players or whatnot, to come in and change that whole franchise over for Chicago, because they got rid of Lovey Smith a couple years ago, and they was 10 and 6. Now, you ain't brought in nobody else that's doing better than what Love and Smith were doing. That mean I'm gonna talk about it. Let me tell you, niggas, another thing too. Pick up your motherfucking book and read it. You wanna hide something from a nigga, put it in a book. Go and read you some books.

Got too much time on your hands. Go and read you some motherfucking books so you can get better, so you can learn more things, learn more trades. That's what we need to do. The white people ain't holding us back no more. It's us. And then start with education. Start with education, y'all.

Stop blaming them white folks. Can't blame these white folks right now. Them people that we all blaming, they dead and gone. These white folks right here will let you get this money. These white folks will let you in. Tell what we all do, including my black ass, we gotta get our shit together. We gotta come together.

Even if we gotta put our bread together, start some kind of business, dammit, that's what we need to be doing. Two brains better than one. Do you hear me? Two brains better than one motherfucking brain. And I'm telling y'all the truth today. Gotta use your brain sometime.

My sister gone down to a fight down at the mall yesterday, y'all. I'm in San Antonio, real talk. She gone down to a fight. How about this whole FaceTime me? Yeah, it's okay, bro. Where you at? Pull up, y'all.

My brother on my own this way. I hung that motherfucking phone up. And hit, blah. What the shit? Where that mad motherfucker possessed with a demon. And she think I'm gonna come down and fight? Shit, yeah. I don't get into other people's business no more. I learned my lesson with that.

Two black eyes, bloody nose, and a broken jaw. That will tell you right there, I'm minding my own motherfucking business, and you should too Come calling me face time and crying and going on bro. I need you to pull up And I said it laughs over other people could hear cuz I didn't want them thinking I'll do pull another I'm gonna push I'm not now. I won't do them here. Let me lie to her when she said bro pull up. Yeah That's how I see it.

And hung that motherfucker up. They on my idea. And I do it again too. Buffalo Bills ran through the Jets yesterday. Buffalo Bills 13 and three, the New York Jets, I mean, rat Jets, four and 12. When I got Aaron Roger like that, we're gonna save the world.

Never. New York going down in flames right now. Hey, y'all know what been going on in New York? The 9-11? Diddy Kong? They going after Jay-Z? Still, what's really going on in New York right now? Brooklyn Nets?

Trash! Aaron Rodger, let me tell you what he did yesterday, y'all. 12 for 18, 112 yard, two interceptions. Devonte Adams, five catches for four and seven yard. You should have stayed at your ass in Vegas fam. That's why your mom was still staying in Vegas, running up to the A-Rod like he was gonna change the world. Mm-mm.

That shit not happening. This ain't Green Bay. This New York. The Big Apple. And only people that's eating that motherfucking apple is them rats. Y'all seen them goddamn rats in New York lately? Y'all seen them? The motherfucker got BBLs up there.

Them rats ain't got no stomach. Them hoes got BBL and they got they nails done too. See, got them Josh Salo and 16 for 27, 187 yard, 2TD, 15 for 53, Cooper 3 for 56 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 56 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 56 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27.

Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper 3 for 26 and was 16 for 27, 187 yard, 2T lead, Coop 15 for 53, Cooper 3 for 56, and Coleman 3 for 27. Cooper had a TD and Coleman had a TD.

Told y'all who coming out the AOC. It's only three teams coming out the AOC. And the chest not one, it's the B-Hawks. Ravens, come here. Cheese, come here. Everybody else, your ass going gonna be at home with me. Loving what I'm seeing from the Buffalo. Keeung, I love you, but Josh Allen is not the MVP.

I'm sorry to tell you that MVP going down is gonna be between Lamar. It's gonna be between Lamar, Golf, and Sam Dong. That's what an MVP going down to. And I would throw Saquon in there too. And another person I would throw in there, if his team end up getting to the playoffs, I'd give him hell of a consideration

would be Joe Burrow and what he doing. Because he don't play defense. Before his offense, he putting up 30 plus every motherfucking game. Defense give enough power. That's the problem. I don't think that white boy ain't got the goddamn power to go on top and tell him who he won't go on the defense That white boy got the power That white boy got a Batmobile paid for two years ago. It still ain't been delivered. Not no new. That car ain't run too much God damn it, I want my money back

I want my money back I want my money back! Yeah, but that means I feel like coming out to AOC and going to Buffalo, Ravens and the Chiefs. We already know what Pat Mahomes going to do in the playoff. He going to win. So right now I got them the favorite because of the history. The track record. He already got three rings.

God damn it. They got one, two back to back and they looking for a third. Ravens, if they can continue to run the ball the way they've been running that Motherfucking ball and I know he's leading the stash and right now and they got him favorite fucking MVP MVP, but he got Derek Henry Derek Henry got 1800 motherfucking If the Baltimore Ravens want to take the next step in the playoffs the more I gotta win I don't give a damn about regular season. He probably don't give a damn about regular season no more He's he's got to get some wins in there in their playoff and he got to get. I'm gonna give them about regular season. He probably gonna give them about regular season no more either.

He got to just wins in their playoff. He got to get his team there and deliver. But if they continue to run that ball with Lamar and with Derrick Henry, don't be surprised if Baltimore Ravens don't come out the AFC this year. They might be right down there in New Orleans. One will be at goddamn Super Bowl. Damn! God damn ravens! And I'm real forward. I'm real forward. Or it could be Patty Mahone, or it could be Buffalo. I ain't trippin'. My team at the motherfuckin' high right here. We at the high. Where we always be at around this time. I ain't doing no trippin'. I ain't got used to this shit. But it ain't the same no more. Normally the

Cowboys make it to the playoffs after the first round. Now we can't even make it. The beer don't taste the same no motherfucking mo. Bombay I appreciate it fam. Y'all bombay my team trash. That's why I'm not mention the Tex. I tell you what Bombay, you want your Texans to win? You got to start feeding them niggs Trill Burgers before the game.

That's the way the Texans gonna win. You got to start feeding them n****s Trill Burgers before the game. Because if y'all ain't never had no Trill Burger, hey, the trip. Bomby, founder of UGK, Amy Pearson, got the best goddamn Trill Burgers in the world. I'm not saying that because that's my homie I'm telling you that what's what I know So I think no nigga true burger before the day like I find this finish. That's why they ain't been winning Yeah, they ain't been getting trill burgers Mommy put the word into the Mico Ryan you guys know telling me y'all gotta eat trill burgers before the game

Why try they start kicking ass again. You gonna thank me later You gonna thank me later. You know, they got some trio burgers see The motherfucker tasty they like Pringles once you pop you can't stop you can't eat one you got to eat two or three of them Bombie invited me out there one time y'all like last year to the game. He had some trio burgers. She told me help myself I'm a nickel. You can't tell me that I ain't full of them Some thugs were easing back up there hitting them too. I was looking in here. No, he tall nigga. What you doing? You get your rich ass out here gonna get you some hors d'oeuvres you leave these trio burgers to me Real talk

Falcons in the cabal just fought play yesterday My two brothers, you know, I love this matchup to African Americans on quarterbacks going in Jane Daniels and Michael Pena's Michael Pena jr. Were 19 for 35 223 your one TV one in the cell bybson 17 for 90 Drake London cell for 106 Jaden Daniels Y'all listen to these stats 24 for 36 237 passing your three TG's one pick rushing your 16 carries a hundred and twenty seven yard dumb to Mike deep BAM! Mike Deak ran the cutthole rolling on their living room right now in front of the fireplace

loving what they were seeing yesterday from the Commandos and the goddamn Falcons The Commandos loving fire And I don't need the Falcons to make it to the playoff cause the city's kind of suffering right now and this ain't the same in London that it used to be from when I'm here back in the freak-nig days when they wasn't number big ass teachers time now Now I ain't number studs down there now. I love it. No, I'm just saying it used to be

Georgia peaches now now now nice shit nuts if you know what I mean I'm just saying But I would mind seeing the line of Falcons in the playoffs, I'm gonna get you a prop, you better get me a cowboy. But I wouldn't mind seeing the Atlanta Falcons in the playoffs, I'm not no hater. I go to Atlanta, every time I go down there, I have a great time, the food ain't all there, but the women need us. But the women tell me, Doug,

ain't nothing that goes down here. Shit, I'm from Texas, you know how we roll? We put this roll in you you You gonna call me tomorrow? Now, what the fuck I need? You my queen, come here Come here, tongue kissing and everything Come here Lay up on the mean, I thought we were gonna be like

Shit, you couldn't have thought that? You couldn't have thought that? I'm not a player, I just trust a lot Yeah Bad brother yesterday, man I'm not a player, I just trust a lot. Yeah, bad on the brother yesterday, man. Michael Pinger Jr., Kirk Cousins over on that sideline. I'm loving every motherfucking bit of it. Now you feeling how RG3 feel that time when he was hurt,

when he was playing bad, they put you in, now goddamn it, the road is reversed. Do you hear me? The road is reversed. Yeah, we gave you 100 hundred million. We gonna give a damn. You can't cut the muscle. This young brother right here like to fry fish when it's hot. You can't fry fish. You can't fry fish unless the grease hot. You stay here. Grease got to be hot when you frying fish. Michael Pena Jr. frying fish. Y'all better pay attention to what's going on right here. You better pay attention to what's going on.

Move it on to my Lakers. They gonna make a trade. They gonna got real talk in that D-Lo. Thank God. Since this ass to Brooklyn. Since this ass to Brooklyn. You know D-Lo was out there in L.A. with Diggie too. He know all Diggie business. So now he in New York, he close them. Shit, D-Lo was out there in LA with Diddy too. He know all Diddy business.

So now he in New York, he close to him. Shit, D-Lo finna be a witness in that case. Yeah, he talk those niggas on. What make you think he wanna talk about Diddy? Shit, come here. Yeah, there's some conspiracy shit going on. We got Dorian Finlay Smith in right now. And I like that trade.

I like that trade cause Nebron 45, 80, 30, but he got the bones of a 75 year old man. Shit. We need all the goddamn help we can get It's a briefer thing when LA winning. I ain't like it's briefer when LA winning Everybody up there in goddamn Hollywood walking around white people walking in York and shit. Everything's good Go LA when LA winning y'all go to the Hollywood good. Go L.A., when L.A. winning. Y'all go up to the Hollywood, man. Go up to the Hollywood, man. Walk the block. White people walking their dog, they got their Porsches,

they got their Ferraris out. I mean, it's L.A., baby. Good weather, good green, just shitting your dog skinny. That ain't my type. You know, I had to fly something in, if you know what I'm saying. But I'm just saying, go to L.A. Go out, I had to fly some me if you know I'm saying but I'm just saying Go down there to the crypto room real or brunner me when they bowled in there God damn the brunner james back bowling again to and you niggas quiet about it

Y'all was talking why that young man was in the goddamn gym That's what I like. It ain't how you start in life. It's how you in baby Bernie doing his thing right now when he ain't playing nobody. I don't give a I don't wanna hear that shit. Don't give him his props now. Don't give him man his props now on what he's doing. He's growing. Is he gonna be LeBron? No. No. But can he be a good basketball player in the NBA? Yes he can. I think he's showing us that right. God damn now. He's showing us that. And I love him what I'm seeing from Ronnie James right now.

I'm just not loving what I'm seeing from Anthony Davis. Y'all be hitting your W show on AD. He played a lot of games last year. Yes, he did. But last year don't matter, fam. We talk about right now today. They man, 31 motherfucking years old, y'all. The bones of a 74 year old man. That don't make sense though. We need you. Why LeBron gotta be the best player on the team in these 40? LeBron supposed to be the third best player on the team right

now. And he supposed to be leading this team. AR supposed to be leading this team. Rui supposed to be leading this team. But instead you got LeBron coming out here playing 30, 35 minutes a night trying to get me 25, 10 rebounds, 8 assists. Come on fam, that's a lot. Y'all already got a million miles on this motherfucking knee. Come on man, let's make it make sense. And I'm tired of this goat argument, man.

Jordan the goat, dammit. I'ma say MJ the goat. Y'all keep saying MJ the goat. But I'ma start some new shit even though I'm bullets in that. Jordan was on balko. Ain't no way a nigga could jump that high and fly in the air like that and be full of liquor and cigarette smoke. That nigga was on something.

Y'all ain't never break a little nigga like MJ. That nigga was on something. I don't give a damn what y'all saying. Yo Barry Bond was good too. He was hitting home run, but he started hitting them hoes and shark mouths when he got on I don't give a damn what y'all say. Yo Barry Byrne was good too. He was hitting home run. But he started hitting them hoes and sharks' mouths when he got on them steroids. Tell me I'm lying.

Barry Byrne hit a home run good in San Francisco. When he got on that shit, he started hitting them to them goddamn sharks. Them sharks that open their mouth when Barry hit back. Because they knew it was coming to them. Jordan was on a shit of legend y'all keep talking about one and they was only two he went ball early to them ball hitting niggas the goat little bomb be ball here can wrap his motherfucking ass out Pepsi ball here the goddamn over the one in the greater

resistance in the game to pop ball here got them do I need to keep going? MJ, ball head, Tiger Woods, ball headed. Hell, 1 Moon 55, ball headed. Something about them ball headed niggas, but I don't know what it is. Those ball headed niggas got gifts. Them ball headed men, I think God didn't tell us that in the Bible about them bald headed men, he told about Samson with the hair and the strength, but he forgot a nigga with bald head got strength

too. Shack bald headed, motherfucker got 700 businesses. N***a King of Smell, knees touch when he walk, got a yeast infection, we got one of the baddest women in the motherf***ing game. King of Smell can barely get out the god damn bed,ucking game. Chicks milk can barely get out the goddamn bed. I love you, Ken. But can barely get out the goddamn bed. Got one of the baddest women in the game. Jot pocket, though? I don't know if he was one of those. We bald headed men need to be studded. JoeFB is about it. Need to be studded.

Putting y'all on game here today. And don't forget what I told you, nigga. Start reading books. Got some time on your hand, your girl trippin' and you ain't got nothing to do, find you a book and read it. I promise you you gon' like what I'm telling you, man. I'ma come on her next time I come live,

I'ma get y'all a book to read. And goddamn it, we all gon' read together. We gon' study together. Goddamn it, we gon gonna grow together. Y'all been growing with me on this podcast and throughout my career, y'all been able to see me. Goddamn it, we gonna grow together. I don't wanna leave nobody behind. Goddamn it, if you wanna be up in front, you gonna write up real wills. Because as a black man, I'm tired of losing other black men to senseless crimes, I'm tired of losing other black men to senseless crimes. Robbing. You know what I'm saying?

Killing people. All man, they on my turf. We don't own no motherfucking blocks. We don't own no apartments. We don't own no hospitals. We don't own no gyms. We don't own no shit. It's time we come to color.

So when I see my brothers and sisters doing good, I'm in the background clapping like this. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, you getting to it. Can you show me how to get to it? What's the proper steps that you took? Yeah, you can't take this shit with you to the grave. So if I can give you some game, I'm gonna give it to you now. That's what the white folks doing. They having meetings every goddamn Wednesday night for the last 60 years. Y'all ain't know it. Y'all think they over there just goddamn rattling. They ain't rattling. They letting each one know, you gonna make this this

quarter? You gonna make this this quarter, you gonna make this this quarter, you gonna make this this quarter, you gonna make this this quarter, and goddamn we gonna go up there to the goddamn mountains and goddamn kill bears. That's what the white folks do. Why we can't do it? Now we ain't fucking with no bears.

Now we'll go to San Pedro, Padre Island, and all this shit, and we'll do our land. We ain't fucking with no wild animals. We know what I'm saying, we'll go on vacation. But we ain't fucking with them bears and sharks. Now y'all white people, y'all done lost some net. But I'm simply saying though, we have to come together. Stop getting mad when somebody say one thing.

Stop being so senseless. I don't like that nigga no more. He said this. So I don't like it no more. I see a lot of people doing that all the time. I see a lot of people saying, well, these OGs ain't giving back. It ain't fucking OGs to give back.

They can show you the blueprint nigga. They gonna sold you the blueprint, nigga. They gonna sold you the blueprint. Country Wayne showed me the blueprint, how to get the money on the internet. Sure, if you following watching me, I know I shouldn't have rubbed off on some of y'all and showed you how to get this money. You ain't gotta sell your motherfucking soul

to get no money. Just be you. A lot of times y'all be telling these rappers, man, you need to change, and when they change you ain't gonna do nothing but complain. So let people be who they are. Stop trying to change people man. Let people be who they are.

Stop being hating, stop hating all the time man. I talk shit about these players, but I ain't hating. I just want these motherfuckers to play better. That's all. My city is confidence, in a crazy way. I just want to see you bow Wow, I know you not gonna bow like every game. I know that we hear I know you're not gonna go out there and get 40 points. I know that thing I know you're not gonna get me 40 points every game. I know

But when I see you bullshitting and slacking around I'm gonna call you out. Yeah, you bullshitted last night. What you gonna do to my album? Great players don't have two or three games, bad games in a row. Good players maybe have one game and a bad game. After that, that next game, they coming back and they redeeming themselves. Same here. If I don't do right like last week when I was in that hotel room, I had them headphones on, audio was trashed, I was mad than a motherfucker. I ain't gonna lie, I don't like when had them headphones on audio was trash. I was mad than a motherfucker

I ain't gonna lie. I don't like what people tell me my audio was trash. I don't. God damn it. We got to fix it. We got to fix it now. People don't want to listen to no trash ass audio And I don't blame you, but it's all about getting better. That's what I want to do I want to get better. You should want to get better. God damn it, as long as we all getting better, then this shouldn't be no motherfucking problem. Yeah, I'm loving what T-Mac and Vince Carlin even was able to do to get into the Buffalo Bill. I need some more brothers to come up and get together

and pitch in and get a team. That's low, that's motivation. See, my brother's on the NFL team, NBA team, baseball team, food and restaurant. I want to do that shit too. But they gonna make me wanna go and ride in the stadium. They gonna make me wanna, he gonna wanna see me talk down.

No, that's an over-vision. Like I always tell y'all too, cause I be joking, but I'm real. I don't want no other nigga woman. I don't want your motherfucking woman. Why? Niggas will kill you behind a woman, boy. Never forget that s***. Your partner can love you, they'll try to holla at this girl, try to holla at this ex. Watch how the relationship shift. Go and get your own. Better when you go and get your own.

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Only way you're going to win if you're going to keep playing, keep playing. If you can't watch my show sometimes, go to Apple Podcasts and go to Spotify. Download the Bubble Dub show. The likes are gonna be up right now. The views are gonna be through a motherfucking roof right now. I be seeing everybody else have 40,000 members in the chat, but they ain't talking about nothing. They ain't got no substance, but y'all so celebrity-struck,

y'all just sitting there, just listening. They ain't talking about a motherfucking thing. They ain't making you laugh now, motherfucking time. And they ain't told you nothing that's gonna help you get through your day, but I do. They ain't gonna even shake your hand when they see you, but I do. So what the love is, really?

If you ain't showing love to me, at least show it to somebody else that need it. That's why I'm here live. I'm showing love to the people who need it. Now who won't it? Who need it? Chang Lang, I told showing love to the people who need it. Now who won't it? Who needs it? Chang Lang, I told y'all the other night at my show, in 2025, and just for the few women that watch my show,

in 2025, start sleeping with the men you need, not with the men you want. True story. So a lot of you women been running around here screaming, you got to have a tall man. Oh, he gotta look good, Doug. Oh, he got to look good, duh. Oh, he got to have muscles, duh. Oh, he got to have a sturdy skin complexion.

And that's the same kind of shit got you women running around here right now, hat got you saying niggas ain't shit, but three kids. Yeah, start getting with a smile like me. Yeah, and you'll be okay. That's all I'm saying, and you'll be okay. ["Hell No"] So watching this show, then you know we like to do

the hell no segment other day. And somebody ask me, fam, is we still them boys? Hell no! We ain't them boys no damn no. We ain't America's team no damn no either. That shit got to change. That shit got to change right now. I'm sick of time.

Dallas Cowboy is America's team. No, we not. I don't know who we going to give it to. You can't give it to the Patriots no more because they out of there. I don't know who America's team is right now. But it ain't the Dallas Cowboy. I hate to say that to my fan base.

Now y'all gonna watch us. Y'all gonna tune in and watch us. But y'all tune in to watch us lose. And damn it, we losing. Losing on the football field. We losing off the field. I'm losing hope. I'm losing faith.

God damn Michael Parson losing views. God damn it. Goddamn, Michael Parson losing views. Goddamn. Mindset, I appreciate it, homie. I appreciate it, man. But man, this is hard being a cowboy. If I know Bumby watching this laughing his ass out. God.

I know Gilly, man. I know Gilly excited, man. And not Gilly, y'all. Y'all team winning. But is it worth it if your team ain't winning the Super Bowl, though? I'm just asking. Is it cool that your team made the playoffs? And they don't make the Super Bowl?

Is that cool? Or would you rather not even make it at all? Like, I'm being, I'm trying to mess with y'all a little bit. I'm just saying I'd rather not make it if we ain't going to win the Super Bowl. We all know when the Cowboys get to the Super Bowl, we going to win that motherfucker. That's all I know when the Cowboys get to the Super Bowl, we gonna win that motherfucker. That's all I'm saying. We get to the Super Bowl, we gonna win. Eagles, you can't always say that.

I'm just saying, Eagles, y'all just can't always say that. Y'all just saying, I'm just keeping it real. I do, right here. They ain't like Bumpy. Bump is like this. Bump is permanent. Mine will be gone tomorrow. Mine will be gone tomorrow. Thank you all for tuning in today. Thank you all for watching the Bubble Dub.

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