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Episode Date: October 4, 2024Bubba Dub goes live to discuss Kirk Cousins looking like Dan Marino and throwing for over 500 yards in the Atlanta Falcons 36-30 overtime victory against Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Bucs.#volume ...#clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, it's Jay Calpern.
We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now,
all about George Santos.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone.
How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else?
And how deep do his lies go?
Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.
I'm Maria Kondakova.
And I'm Nate Silver.
And our new podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions. We're
both journalists who moonlight as poker players, and that's the lens we're going to use to
approach this entire show.
We're going to be discussing everything
from high stakes poker to personal questions.
Like whether I should call a plumber
or fix my shower myself.
And of course, we'll be talking about the election too.
Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts,
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Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric.
Well the election is in the home stretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next
Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,
Estet Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and
Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Volume Ball and lambda dirty bird falcons against the Tampa Bay Rooster Buccaneers and what a game it will Baker Mayfield came out hot tonight 19 for 24
180 yards 3 tees no interception
Good game got to get Baker Mayfield a good game
But but but but but but but the star of tonight's game is Ice-Dyed Kurt Cousins.
509 motherfucking passing yard,
throwing that ball every motherfucking way.
Throw it to the west side.
Oh, he threw it to zone six tonight.
Throw it to the east.
Yeah, we even threw it down 85.
Yeah, banging the outcast tonight.
Kurt Cousins did his job.
Lagerfackin gave that man a hundred million dollar deal
and he's worth every motherfuckin' penny.
I watched him go through his progression.
That one now, that one one now.
Now I'ma just check it down.
No, then I'ma throw it to Piss.
Then I'ma throw it to London.
Then I'ma throw it to no hands ass Mooney.
He woulda had more than that
if Mooney would have talked the ball.
Falcons got something down there.
I'm being, and Atlanta got something.
I know it's a trash division.
You know it, I know it.
Kirk Cousin look good tonight.
Look better than I ever seen him completed.
42 out of 58 passing.
That's, he throwing,
they throwing the ball a little too much.
But you will take that overtime win that they did tonight.
Both teams three and two signed the tie bowls
with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
But you know, you hang your hat on defense.
Tampa Bay ain't got no defense.
They couldn't stop Kirk Cudden tonight.
They couldn't really get to him
and ransack him once or twice,
but they couldn't rattle him, man
Like he would get down to his first progress, his second progress, third progress, and still make play, able to move
Move, able to move and change on third downs. That was the difference in the game tonight
um
Kurt Cousins
Looked like a great quarterback. Now will he continue to look like that? I don't know, you know He had them games where he looked like damn marine always and the young breath fall
No before the EBT shit, you know, he'll have games like that
But then he also had a game when he come out and he looked like that Prescott
That Prescott is the black Kirk cousin for me. I'm just being real
No, I gotta keep it 100 that Prescott is the black Kirk Cousins for me
I feel like they really the same play on thing is that black? That's it. But right now you can't tell Kirk Cousins white
He got a grill. He going to blue magic. They're gonna blue flame tonight and he gonna have a ball
All that money ain't playing Kirk Cousins. Shit we going out everything on him
I'm putting everything on Kirk Cuddle and Thal
Shit, especially if I'm a player who just made the team. I ain't really making that kind of money
I'm making six hundred thousand dollars a year and we go out with Kirk Cuddle and shit. Go on and get it Thal
You make a whole lot more money than me. Go on and get it. I'm running that motherfucking Thal up too
But Drake London look good night 13 catches
That is you know, you just got to be consistent finding opens lanes in the zone defense sit
No getting in the open spot and sitting down squatting what Kirk Cousins can see you cuz Kirk Cousins can see you
He's gonna fit the ball and I know Atlanta happy right now man, even though y'all three and two a win is a win I'm
not gonna knock y'all Tampa Bay um y'all got y'all quarterback and Baker Mayfield I ain't gonna lock
y'all but right now the defense is holding y'all back right now um he missed a couple throws to Mike
Evans missed a couple throws to uh Chris Godwin but hey man it is what it is man it's a weak
division y'all in you know you still got still got the ain't stand in that division. Um
They two and two they gonna bounce back. Um, I got nothing but respect for the Saints
I don't care if they lose every other game. They beat the dog shit out my cowboy
So I ain't got can't really never say nothing bad about the Saints. I must do that right now
Yeah, just to just to just to prove
this kind of division they in right now. Let's see. Tampa Bay overall had 160
rushing yards. So that was pretty much balance. Chris Godwin, five reception,
64 yard Mike Allen, five for 62. Um, gotta be better than that Falcons.
Let's go. B John Robinson, 12 carries 61 yards as a team. 18 carries 73
yards through about 59 time. That's a team, 18 carries, 73 yards,
threw about 59 times.
That's a little excessive on the passing.
Raheem Morris, black coach, rookie over there, Atlanta,
almost cost him the game at the end,
getting a delay of game and they had,
they was gonna be a 47-yard field goal,
but that move them back, extra five yards,
so it was a 52-yard field goal
that he had to make the going overtime
so it's some
learning curve for Raheem
Morris but overall as a team and Lana dig out not then deal with they're supposed to do that
No, they was at home. I know the people in line are happy right now, you know going home
And celebrating that overtime win that they got but um man
what's better Thursday night football this is a good Thursday night football game them last week
last Thursday night football game was absolutely trash like you falling asleep turning the tv
you know i'm saying i want to watch game like this tonight the game was on amazon prime
i pretty much think everybody pretty much got Amazon Prime or Dagger out
But uh, now let me know how y'all feeling about tonight game. How y'all feeling about Kurt Cousins, man
Can he keep this up? No, I'm saying talk to me. Let me know how y'all feeling about this right now
Yeah, we know the devil nugget play tomorrow. We definitely know don't even mention the devil nuggas on my motherfucking show
You know what they do my lake or they like or killers. I don't want to hear nothing about no motherfucking Denver Nuggets. You got to
warm me up to that comment fam. Warm me up to the Denver Nuggets. Man, every time I see
them I just faint. All I know is sweep and fold one. All I know every time we play them
we going to the motherfucking locker room sad. It's like like LeBron them
or self they see it, man.
Bring your pistol to the game, bro.
Be awesome above the rim.
Shit. Get a gun.
Ali, go handle your business.
I'm some toolbox.
You ain't gonna handle your business.
Fuck about no dimple, man.
NBA for the crank back up.
You know, you know, I love missing NBA, but it's still football season right now, man.
Yeah, you know, you should have jumped on that prize pick, man.
I gave you my picks and I hit.
I told you, you don't be wanting to listen.
No, man, you're going to be listening to me, man.
I got your own mind.
I'll be giving you out a game.
Yeah, I don't be wanting to take the game that I'm giving you.
I'll be jumping my damn a fan. go ahead and give me them pics. No
Give them to you right here on this show. You don't want to listen to me
Who I got out of who the bingo vs. The Ravens
That's a division game. I ain't been good versus Ravens right now. I'm going with the Ravens right now
Wait, uh, Derek Henry running that ball. It don't make no motherfucking sitting look like Eric Dickerson when he was with the ravers right now wait, uh, derrick herring running that ball It don't make no motherfucking sin look like eric dickerson when he was with the rams
Derrick here is still hungry and he's gonna go over 10,000. Yo, he might be the last running back go over 10,000
Y'all for a while now. Hey y'all thought about that Jerry Jones. Why you looking at me?
You could be having them cleats on your field
Why you looking at meats? You could be having them cleats on your field.
But no, we brought back Zeke and what it got us, no motherfucking well. Nothing but tears coming down my eyes after that game.
I done cut family members off behind that Ravens and Cowboys game. I did it and I'll do it again.
Because this week when we play the Steelers, if we don't win, I'm and I do it again. But this week when we play the stealer if we don't win I'm blocking somebody else. I
Can't continue to take these losses like that about me now, I'm not a loser. I'm a wim
Yeah, I'm hearing Devontae Adams probably going to the commander that's what I'm hearing I'm hearing the Jets warning I'm hearing the Saints warning
Say Adam's probably going to the commander. That's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing the jets morning. I'm hearing the Saints warning. Um,
Let's see where he go, but if he go to the commanders I think that I hate that will help Jayden
Daniels a whole lot more He already seen the field greatly already hitting his receiver earths up there. I'm Lauren up there bringing
Adams over there gonna take a lot
Attention off Lauren and I was right now bringing Adams over there gonna take a lot of attention off of McLaurin and
Earth right now. I mean, it's gonna open up the floodgates and if I'm Dan Quinn, I
think Dan Quinn's one of them head coaches. I think behind the scenes him and
his staff is working to get Devonte Adams to the Washington Commandos up
there with Bad Blood, Magic Johnson. I would love to see him now. I'd love to
see him reunite with Aaron Rodgers old looking ass right now. Yeah, Ricky Bobbitt
I'd love to see him up there. I'd love to see him down there with them Saints with Derek Card again
You know what I'm saying? I would love to see
Devontae Adams anywhere with a quarterback that can get him the ball because Devontae Adams is a special player when he get the ball
In his hands
He's not gonna get it up right now with the Las Vegas Rays. They got Gordon to miss you
They got David Copperfield up there. They got any Griffin back there playing quarterback and Tony O'Prier. You need to get your quarterback fan
That's the only reason why Devontae Adams don't want to be there right now cuz they can't get him the motherfucking ball
That's that's the only reason that's one thing about the NFL, man.
Some coaches come into bliss situations. Some coaches don't. Some coaches beg to draft them a player.
I was dang so hoping, talking to your peers to get him a quarterback, but man, Gordon to miss you ain't it, man.
He a journeyman, man. He gonna be going. He'll be with the Browns next year.
Wish they could have got their hands on Joe Flacco.
But he up there with the coats right now.
But man, how y'all feeling though?
Cowboy need help on defense.
Cowboy need help every motherfucking word.
Jerry Jones bringing that motherfucking helicopter down.
Like he Red Cross.
Motherfucker, you ain't coming to help.
You come to hurt.
Practice going on. they gotta stop practice because you wanna fly in on your motherfucking
helicopter, stop it.
Cowboy Cyrus, another motherfucker, and that's my team.
You could have called on there and FaceTimed and seen what them niggas were doing.
They ain't doing shit.
Hey, them niggas didn't know we had practice that day.
Hell, they got the call late.
Come on, look, Jerry on his way.
Y'all come on round him.
Bullshit.
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And I'm Nate Silver.
And our podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions.
Both Nate and I are journalists who moonlight as poker players.
We've both won, and I have to say lost, hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker. And poker is a lens that we're going
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actually about how to make good decisions. It's an entire framework for thinking about
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Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones,
Jen Psaki, Ested Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron.
But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha B, Roy Wood Jr. and
Charlamagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't
that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're
obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next
Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me,
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Hey, it's Jay Calpern.
We have a new limited series of my podcast
deep cover out now, all about George Santos,
the Republican congressman from New York
who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials,
many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made
so much money overnight.
What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000
goes directly to Santos's personal bank account.
I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like,
what is the nature of truth?
You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
My phone is literally blowing up
inquiries about saying,
is George going to jail?
What's going on?
And I like, why are you doing this?
Like, why?
Listen to Deep Cover George Santos
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,
or wherever you listen to podcasts.
or wherever you listen to podcasts. it right now y'all he can't see his kids he can't get to his men the way he want to get to him allegedly dig it going through it right now man i'm telling y'all man a man for that caliber that kind of money being able to get away with the things he used to get away with y'all heard him
i always get what i want and you always wanted meat and god done provided you with that right
now for the rest of your motherfucking life son
Look at me son. God is gonna provide all kind of meats for you I'll kind of I heard this small big medium whatever you ever even can imagine
God has put you in a room full of meats. All you got to do is go and get it comes
That's all you got to do is hold them shake to them meats brother
But uh on this serious note man, we got a we got a we got to do is Harlem Shake to the meat brother, but uh on the serious note man
We got a we got a we got to pray for cones man. Oh
Boy going through it in there right now. I know he is man them inmates calling his name
Shawna Shawna come over here with me and let me let me show you something. I always been a big fan of you Shawna
Did you know where this shirt rolled up like this twisting through that motherfucker. What biggie smiling down right now?
I'm laughing at Kong.
Gotta be careful, man.
One day you can be up, the next day you can be down.
Diddy forgot that.
Diddy forgot about we the people who made his funky ass
what he is today.
He forgot that.
He got beside himself.
But I don't just blame him i blame others
too what about the men that talk diddy these nasty ass behaviors that he was doing yeah i don't just
talk about that what did he learn this shit from he didn't just learn it overnight he learned it from
somebody yeah they need to be they need to be in jail too now this is why I don't agree with P. Digger did but I also think it's some lies going on now.
Now they doing a smear campaign. Now they saying he was talking to underage girls. Why they didn't say they the furries?
Huh? Don't you think about it? Why they didn't say he was talking to underage girls the furries? Cause they lying.
Anytime they could have said P. D it was sleeping with underage people
They were been said it they'd have been done it but I feel like they ain't got enough evidence
All they got is a box full of motherfucking baby. All that's all they got baby
All in a bunch of line ass confessor. Some of my last I'm a me but for the most part
It's a smirk campaign. Yes, brother. Love my he he going to jail he in jail and he gonna do some motherfucking time
I just don't think he gonna do
Everybody think he gonna do I think he gonna do by four five years. They gonna release him if i'm him
I take my head down there with russell simon down in bali
And and and call it life. That's what I would do. I don't know what y'all do
Neither let pd i do i mean neither let r Kelly I to Placing all that talent and motherfucking jail
Let Kelly out. He gotta have a law enforcement every day with him the rest is live
So he don't talk to no on the age girl
That's what I do. I love them stipulations for him. I what y'all think they are Kelly out
He only can go to the studio into the house any woman that he won't gotta be 45 or better
we'll stop all that honey hey shit 45 or better you ain't get no more pissy pussy all care
pissy pussy days is over you getting straight in your pussy from now on out
we'll stop all that chaos i'll help you on your addiction
We'll stop all that chaos I'll help you on your addiction
Tell you niggas something tonight man. Hey, man, I'm gonna leave your motherfucking phone out for your girl can go through your phone. See
Baby, she won't go through your phone. She ain't gonna go through see be like me at the house
I'm standing you see one man in the room. Stay in the room. I'm fucking went through my phone and cancer Christmas
Who went through a storm I'm gonna start a go from there can somebody send me two dollars
Y'all seen the money them to a drill to them hole send up to three hours or something
Fuckin went through my phone boy. I'm sick
And when you do wrong, you know your parents call you and want to tell you about yourself my hung up in my mama face I don't wanna hear that shit. I
Need you to come for me. Send me 30 40 dollar down to we own this room. I
Don't wanna rob that I've been told you you ain't told me shit
Yeah laughing this ain't funny I'm real talk man, I'm on my ass tonight man.
Y'all don't even know how I feel, my pastor calling me, texting me, I don't want to hear
that shit, not tonight pastor, tonight ain't the night fam.
Tell my God I'm gonna make a way win, cause I'm in a room tonight.
Y'all ain't never got no phone call while y'all let y'all job.
That your girl at the crib with another dude.
I leave my job knowing I ain't got no more PTO.
I leave crib going to leave work going down niggas.
You know what I'm saying? To the house. See what's going on. Man.
Man, you know what I'm saying? Niggas, niggas grooving in my girl.
I'm looking through the window. I mean, grooving in her.
She moaning and shit.
I'm talking about moaning so bad,
she got tears coming out of her motherfucking eye, man.
I'm at the window, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
He going so hard, I start playing with myself, man.
She moaning too, wearing the bed wet.
You can see the wet stain.
She ain't never got wet
like that with me, man, never.
I ain't never seen her on that kind of level before.
You know what I'm sayin', I stood up there till he came out and shit, man, you know what
I'm sayin'?
I ain't, I ain't say nothin' to him, I said it to her, cause I'm a real guy, my problem
ain't with him.
And he had a new car, you know what I you know say I'm pretty sure his AC work good and
Everything and I could see why she stepped out on me cuz dude got his shit together
Ain't no I'm saying and you know, I ain't no hater
But you know, I found out who he was do say we you know saying like, you know, you say we
you know, I
Stomped down to the police down there and told him what he do and all that, you know
I'm saying I wasn't no no hating shit though. It's like I don't believe in selling drugs to kids
he said we'd the kids and I ain't with that and
I'm all about cleaning up my community and that's all I was doing. So, you know, she won't be seeing him no more
I mean she might be seeing somebody else but she won't be seeing him for me. I heard they gave him seven years, man
And um, you know, you know anybody ever want to step out there? No, I'm saying to my girl whatever it's big game
You at your own risk fam, you know saying you at your own motherfucking rich trying to holler at my girl
I'm gonna show it for real
I'm gonna show it for real.
Brad Johnson wrote on the real talk, man.
Yeah, he definitely sold with 30, couldn't get the 200. That ran me hot, man.
I got four out of five and I would have got five out of five over on prize
picks, man. Got four out of five dealing with Baker.
Had a good game, just couldn't get over 200 yards. I't understand it Kirk Cousins had over 500 yards but Baker Mayfield
can't throw can't throw 200 yards I want I want Kirk Cousins drug testing for steroids right now
choose he take that uniform on come on come on man
god damn it get that bang out me Me tissue, throwing the ball 58 times,
you ain't tired yet?
Shit.
Kirk on stone?
Real talk.
Good one too.
I dig a less on good one, so I won on that one for real.
Falcons won. I can't say nothing about the fact that y'all won my
I'm gonna give y'all that man. I see the New York Mets won tonight. Oh two gets the Brewers
They have to win in their series right now. Yes. I got to the New York Mets, man
Shit too much bullshit going on in the world right now, man
I get howling Carter be alleged list up with. If she did, that's her business.
Cardi B a grown motherfucking woman.
She can sleep with whoever she want to.
She can give it to whoever she want to.
I don't give a damn, but I'm just saying this tonight.
Give it to me.
At least I will appreciate it.
Shit, Ousette don't love you no more.
He ain't gonna make love to you like I'm gonna make love to you. He ain't gonna read them kid bedtime stories like I would Cardi B.
I said I ain't gonna do all that.
He got too much money.
He ain't got too much pride and ego.
He ain't gonna do all the things I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna wash the dishes.
Fuck a maid, I am the maid.
I'm gonna wash the clothes.
I'm gonna fold them.
I'm gonna do all that.
I'm gonna read you the Bible.
We're gonna read the Bible with one another, Cardi B
I even fix your baby, her with the edges. I got your back to the very end my friend
You don't need I said you need me
I'll be everything and more baby. Be your father, be your brother
Be everything you need me to be.. Call me right now Carter B.
I see some things in your life.
I'm a psychic. I see hard times.
I see nothing but drama
with outset. But with me
I see love in the motherfuckin' hell.
I see us taking trips
on your dime. Do you hear me?
I ain't bullshitting.
You want to live a better life?
Get with me Carter.
Get with me. What y'all talking about right now, man?
Damn right, I walk the dog. Do it all too.
I'm playing with y'all tonight man. If you want this watching this show hit that like button, hit the subscribe button.
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Kirk cousin played out of his fucking mind tonight. That's the same way I need that press guy to play against the um Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday night
That's the way I need that to play same way on what time I that's mama. Say I want to say that's my day
You need to come out that first quarter and make a statement
I'm back.
You need to come out that first quarter and make a statement. We need to come out that first quarter Dallas Cowboys
and make a statement.
I just, just the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I'm talking about march right down the motherfucking field too.
I'm talking about a 92 yard drive, eight planes.
These are how I feel, Bella.
Yeah, check me out this weekend, man I'm in Dallas tell me Dallas right now
October the fourth through the six. I'm at the Addison Improv grab them tickets right now
I don't know what you waiting on but you should have done grab them tickets. Come see your boy
I got the trash merch on deck come get you a trash shirt. Come get these lads cuz I'm about to give them to you
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Now Sim.
Somebody ask me, could I be a trainer, dying in that sea world?
I'm telling you right now, hell no.
You seen what the motherfucking killer whales did to them people over here?
Them killer whales don't even want to be there.
They irritated, they frustrated, and they want to be with their family in the oceans.
And they'll do anything they can to get back with their family
So you look old people that worked us hang in your head and meddling and dangling when Clifford
pull your ass under
And I ain't talking about under like cluster P when I go
under
Yeah, you going under ain't coming up I couldn can be no triangle more than my point one of my
One of my co-workers get pulled on the water by killer whale and somebody asked me how you saying hell no
Hell no, I'm not jumping in another big ass. Oh, she I
Quit Um, this shit. I quit.
Shit, I'm gonna save my life before I say somebody else lie. Shit, I'm not jumping in their water. That's their habitat. Water?
Shit, ain't no way. And so how many of you people and somebody ask me could I be one of them people that go down in them cages with them shorts?
Hell no.
I told you, only white people do that shit. You ain't never in your life'll be out of the money in the world. You ain't never seen a niggle in one of them cages down in the ocean
Fucking with them sharks. I'll beg all the money I got right now
You ain't never seen a nigga do that. You seen white people do it every motherfucking day
It's somebody down there right now in the game motherfucking wall
Guess what? They family gonna be getting that bad news in about three hours
Right now I'm gonna get motherfucking wild. Just what they family gonna be getting that bad news and by the three hours
Ring hello, we lost Andy. God damn it. I knew I had a feeling I
Just had a feeling we was gonna lose and man he he dedicated his whole life down there to them to them shards and
No, God, that's it type of shit happened on Wednesday. I'm gonna get killed on Wednesday. They burn them Thursday
Yeah, why people don't give you time to call your motherfucking family in she you got Wednesday you burn Thursday
You can believe it and I'm right there at your motherfucking repass to eat next unseasoned as spaghetti as they be having to I ain't bullshitting you. Say what you want about them white people.
Their food might be unseasoned,
but they got plenty of it.
So, and they gonna mind giving it away either.
Like it's a toy drive.
Here I am, 18 to go place to the house.
I already got seasoned at the crib.
I'm good.
My girl talking about going out to Applebee, never.
Get love of repass.
She better get your ass over
and eat these peas and carrots and get full.
You already can't see, eat the motherfucking carrots.
Every one of black people know we ain't get our vegetables.
But you still eating the motherfucking carrots?
It's cold world I am.
Man, Diddy ain't looking for me did you looking for a way home and the way out
and the way out is to talk that's all did he got to do is talk I don't know
what took him so long two or three weeks fuck all that did it talk man I know you
know a whole lot of shit on people fam don't do it hey you ain't no thug no way
you ain't in the streets appreciate that you ain't in the streets. Appreciate that
You ain't in the streets on Tyrant. Please appreciate that you ain't in the streets. You might want to talk. Did you civilian?
He might will go and tell whatever you know and and going about his life man. What y'all gonna give you snitch?
Oh, well, they ain't gonna stop then
I appreciate it, Marie. Appreciate it.
Self-made, what's up, man?
We're Ag and Addison at the Addison Improv.
Addison Improv, this weekend I got five shows, two tomorrow, two Saturday, one Sunday, but
we almost sold out on them.
I told you that last night.
So we'll probably be adding another show Sunday.
So I'm asking y'all, if you ain't never seen me on that stage, man, I'm telling you I'm
a treat. I'm not playing with you. I don't get on this show and get to tell y'all if you ain't never seen me on this stage, man. I'm telling you I'm a treat
I'm not playing with you. I don't get on this show and gets to tell y'all that I'm him
Yeah, you want to show that you gonna be laughing from the beginning to the end. You better come see me right now
I'm a dog. I'm a poor bastard
Yeah, they can change the law game up down here in Texas you niggas can't put dogs on change no more
You gotta let these dogs wrong you niggas can't put dogs on change no more. You gotta let these dogs roam.
You niggas gotta have a real yard now.
They gonna change the game.
They gonna have a real yard.
But I don't understand here why they need to come over
law with your animal, should be able,
should be at a certain weight.
Ain't no way a dog should look like no motherfucking crackhead.
Dog, I heard performing tricks just to eat.
Now I don't need to stop it.
Come here boy, jump up there, I'll give you something.
You need to feed that dog from six in the morning already
to six in the motherfucking evening.
Dog ain't got no hair on him.
Got to put oil all over the motherfucking dog.
Dog got mains.
And you can't put regular oil on,
you gotta get that good oil, that pencil oil,
that Lucas oil. That's the kind good oil, that pencil oil, that Lucas
and oil.
That's the kind of oil you got, you, Lucas and oil.
Dog don't know he ain't no dog, no dog think he a cat, out in trees.
When dogs don't climb in trees.
Howling me out, you a fucking dog, boy.
Your name Rufus.
Your name ain't Sweetie, your name ruthless. Don't name me sweetie. Your name ruthless
See
Ladies and gentlemen, if you watching this show, I'm telling y'all nothing but the truth for tonight, man
I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I'm telling y'all true. What's going on right now, man. People ask me do I believe in aliens?
I know we ain't the only ones on this fucking earth. I know it ain't
Aliens I know we ain't the only ones on this fucking earth. I know it ain't
There's some shit and saying Bigfoot down in Oklahoma. Y'all see that shit. They say big foot in Oklahoma. I
Want to know what this motherfucker eat
What what what do big fucking what's this dad? I'm dying to know I
Want to know that motherfucker I want to know what Bigfoot do if he ever got one of them Chick-fil-A sandwiches.
Or if he ever got one of them Raisin Cane,
three piece, with the toast, with the sauce.
I wanna know what Bigfoot do
if he ever got one of them Raisin Cane sweet teas
or a Chick-fil-A lemonade, shit.
Look at the women on her. Oh shit, you living with Bigfoot right now.
You know what?
Turn that motherfucker in and get your money, baby.
Some of y'all women living with Bigfoot.
Tell me, I seen Bigfoot, I be scared.
You living with a motherfucker.
You scared of her right now.
What you waiting on?
I'm trying to figure out.
Motherfucker down in Bigfoot now. What you waiting on?
I'm trying to figure out motherfucker down the big foot in big foot Oklahoma. They say they seen him at all
What's what's that? Uh, what's that casino? I know?
We wine stuff win stuff. They say they see Bigfoot and we install
See him at the hard rock up there in Oklahoma. Ain't nobody but them motherfucking Indians. They're a big put down that wind star playing right now. Playing blackjack
up 200,000. Definitely gonna be in Florida soon bro. I'm making my rounds man. I'm making
my round. Am I preparing for the Dallas loss? No, I think the Dallas gonna be in Florida soon, bro. I'm making my rounds man. I'm making my rhyme And I'm preparing for the Dallas loss. No, I think the Dallas gonna be Pittsburgh this week. That's just what I feel
I guess I just I just got that feeling the Cowboys will win this Sunday some way somehow
Them boys we don't boy gonna pull it off and then I'm gonna be at my show Sunday when I come out
I'm gonna see blue and gray all
motherfucking day Sunday at my show. I
Want to see blue and gray?
Let us win I'm coming out
By lose, you know, I'm coming out on
Do you hear me? I'm coming. I'm I'm throwing churches everything in the trash can
Man we trying to get something yellow right now in LA man
We definitely trying to get something to go in LA right now, man
I promise you we trying to get something to go in LA right now man. It just takes time man
Making my rounds right now making my rounds
Making my rounds right now. Making my rounds. Making my rounds right now.
I'm Maria Konikova.
And I'm Nate Silver.
And our podcast, Risky Business,
is a show about making better decisions.
Both Nate and I are journalists
who moonlight as poker players.
We've both won, and I have to say lost,
hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker.
And poker is a lens that we're going to use to approach this entire show, because poker isn't
just about playing cards. It's actually about how to make good decisions. It's an entire framework
for thinking about the world. In addition to poker, we'll be talking about the wide world of gambling,
so sports betting, for example,
plus the news, politics, it is an election year,
and personal decisions too.
Like whether I should call a plumber
or fix my shower myself.
Tune into Risky Business every Thursday.
Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts,
or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted.
But turns out the end is near,
right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki,
Astead Herndon.
But we're also gonna have some fun,
even though these days fun and politics
seems like an oxymoron.
But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends
like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God.
We're gonna take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Power to the podcast for the people.
So whether you're obsessed with the news
or just trying to figure out what's going on,
this season of Next Question is for you.
Check out our new season of Next Question with me,
Katie Couric, on the iHeart
radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all
about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about
his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly,
about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly
to Santos's personal bank account.
I would go down these rabbit holes
and start thinking about, like,
what is the nature of truth?
You know, like, what can I actually, like,
tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about it, saying, is George going to jail? What's
going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why?
Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever
you listen to podcasts. But how y'all feeling like overall?
How y'all feeling tomorrow, Friday?
Know some of y'all got to work and know some of y'all jumping off right now.
Some of y'all jumping on.
But for the people that jumping on, for the new people, we want to say welcome to the
Bubble Dub show.
We want to say thank you.
This is where you get comedy at.
This is where you get to sports talk at.
This is where you get to see me go live out there pretty much every game.
You know what I'm saying? This is what we do over here. This is where you get to sports talk at this where you get to see me go live out there pretty much every game
You know i'm saying this what we do over here. This is my life making y'all laugh, man
Yeah, yeah some people on her. They ain't feeling too good tonight, but you jumped on her to see your boy
I damn it. I appreciate you took my studs out there. I ain't been on y'all in a couple weeks dub
Still love you baby. Don't think dub don't I love you. It's getting close to winter time. We can shopping. You know what I'm saying? We can go get the trench coats and whatever y'all want. The jerseys.
You know what I'm saying? Timberland boots. We can do all that. I'm in front of grow my hair out so
studs. Y'all can start back growing. Y'all shit. I know y'all got the wave game going right now.
Y'all can start growing. Y'all shit out. We can go to the same bar. We get the black paint LeBron be
getting. Riding his edge up and shit. I'm a policy agent. Hey man, we can do this man. We can go to the same bar but get the black paint LeBron be getting round his edge up his shit I'm a pilot see a man. We can do this man. We can do it all man. We are family
That's all I'm saying. We are family. We can get black paint on my head together
Look at my age up now. Hey motherfucker. Ain't right. I got a lawsuit. All right now. Just my bar. Oh, he go
How you think you can do it? Get you set me up in a chair and put that black paint?
Get me right
My whole head still thinkin put all that damn spritz this shit on my head man you straight fam
Soon as I go outside and sweat they edge up. Come on. They're gonna charge me a hundred fifty
Come on, it's gonna last
Can't even one time I was figuring to do a show and I don't know what I was doing
I'll get doing my head like this. I did this man. My shit was gone. They're like George Jefferson
Jefferson. Man, Georgia and Alabama was a good game and that guy, Ryan Williams, is him. Freshman, 17 years old, playing both sides of the field. That young man is him.
That young man is him. I got to give credit and I got to give it to him, man. He doing this thing.
But how y'all feel about the Philadelphia 76ers this year?
They got NB, they got PG, they got Maxie, they got my boy Eric Gordon over there.
How far do y'all think the Philadelphia 76ers are going this year?
And how far do you think the New York Knickerbockers are going this year?
Give them the comment section and tell me right now.
in the comment section and tell me right now.
Yeah, I rock with the Longhorns too, fam. Trying to pull up to a game, to be honest.
Longhorns, anybody got a Longhorn connect,
tell them Dubb trying to pull up.
And you know what I'm saying?
Dubb trying to pull up and show some love.
Hook him, yeah, the long way, yeah.
You ain't trusting the 76 process.
Somebody say no way for the doctor to take him.
I like that Jericho's and be the sign that you deal with sketches.
I don't think nobody ever balling no motherfucking sketches.
It's like somebody trying to ball this, some crocs.
It's just not going to work.
He already got bad feet.
And B got the feet of an 8 year old camel.
When a camel can't walk he lay down.
That's what he do. When his feet feeling good.
Bowling 50, 60 point, 40 point every night.
Feet start hurting you out.
Then you got Paul Jordan.
Love him to death.
He stay hurt all the motherfuckin time.
They gonna need a new physician up there in the field.
They gonna need a new team doctor.
All them damn injuries don't bother be having.
No he didn't get me started on my Laker with AD.
He played majority of the game last year.
But they were last year.
What he gonna do this year?
He need to take steroids to if you ask me
Appreciate that D show
Maps going back to the ship. They might I forgot about him yesterday in the West when I was talking about the team I forgot about them the Mavericks
They can brought in clay Thompson
them the Mavericks they can brought in Clay Thompson the brought in Clay tongue they see what he can do when when when when Luca and Kyrie pass the ball
out to him because they gonna be getting majority of the attention let's see if
he can knock out on them open shots I think I know he can he's a full-time
winner I think I think um and clay to be good for the marriage this year. I really do.
And the Warriors got Buddy Hill.
That's the same player Clay Thompson is right now at this stage of his career is
what Buddy Hill is now. So the goal of state Warriors would be okay.
Civil back Draymond Green,
he going to have to stay on the court a little bit more. Uh, Curry needs fam. He gonna need you getting ejected get you know, I'm saying getting suspended
You know both times champ you got to play smarter than what you playing. You can't be out here choking motherfuckers
This ain't UFC dog
This ain't UFC. You're gonna choke the shit out Rudy Rudy. No, he ain't know he rooted no motherfucking mo
Don't choke that man
Rudy know he ain't know he's Rudy no motherfucking more than choke that man
Basketball man, but I like Draymond Green check out the Draymond Green though, but I'm just ready to see what my Lakers gonna do I'm ready to see what brung it gonna do
I know some of y'all think brung it ain't gonna do this and that and he probably ain't but I just want to see him on
The motherfucking court with his daddy. I wish I could play ball with my daddy
I'm my daddy been with my whole motherfucking life nigga ain play ball with my daddy. My daddy been with me my whole motherfucking life.
Nigga ain't never played cards, dominoes,
or nothing with me.
But how he loved me.
I could go home and slap that nigga how I feel.
That ain't never hugged me.
I would call that nigga right now, man.
I'm getting emotional, man.
If you got a good relationship with your father, man, that's a blessing from God now man. I'm getting emotional man. If you got a good relationship with your
father man that's a blessing from God man. Even if your father don't even rock with you
man still love him and keep doing what you're doing. If you got kids, get in your kids live
and be the best father you can be. These kids niggas more than ever man. Lately stop leaving
y'all kids with everybody. Especially if you got daughters or sons man. Stop leaving your
kids with everybody. They touching our children, man.
Your kids trying to tell you what's going on,
but you so motherfucking blind,
you ain't listening to the child.
Nah, they wouldn't do that to you.
Stop lying.
Nah, they touching our motherfucking kids.
We so busy and caught up on the internet and our phones,
not realizing that our kids are being fondled with, man.
That's some bullshit, man.
Stop letting your kids stay with everybody, ho.
Stay with your own motherfucking kid.
You ain't got to go out to eat every night.
You ain't got to go to the club every night.
You ain't got to open up your legs every night.
Got kids, man.
Got people look up to you.
You can't invite everybody into your house.
Everybody got bad, everybody ain't got good energy.
Some bad energy motherfucking people out here.
There's some people that really worse than the devil I am.
You think I don't know you, you think I'm finna invite you into my motherfucking home?
Never.
Meet you out there with that motherfucking AR.
That's what I meet you with that AR.
It's like that. You yo, it's like that you damn right is like that
And I'm gonna look off a couple side let you know
Let you know
Y'all let me know how y'all feeling man. I don't let my kids stay with anybody
I don't know mom and dad that's for a go with them. My kids that with them staying with other people knowledge
No, I got to know who in the household and this and that boy. Well, you crazy cuz I'm about to be on my house
How you keep getting pregnant, but you keep saying nobody at your motherfucking house though, and you single and you got seven kids
Trust them niggas coming over there. I don't know
My babies at a date, you know what I'm saying, they nine and six, they vulnerable.
And some of y'all got children, you vulnerable.
Stop putting them in situations, man.
Talk to your kids when you go places.
Let your kids know, hey, when you go over there, you stick with them.
You ain't got no business holding no conversation with no grown people unless it's the mother and the daddy. That's it. Anybody else? No motherfucking conversation.
And when you get over there, you better FaceTime me. I got to see what's going on over there
because I happen to come over there. It's going to be trouble, trouble. I ain't trying to hear
that. We didn't know. I'm not. I'm not trying to hear none of that.
That's the way you got to be about your children, man.
You got to be on top of your children.
You got to be on top of a cake like ice.
A lot of times shit can be presented, man.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of times shit can be presented.
Going to your strip club, you hold lying to me.
I'm feeling you, Doug. You just want me to keep going in my pocket giving you money
But that guy thank cuz I keep going to my pocket giving you money. Oh, you leave me
I already know you ain't leaving me therefore my money ain't for to keep leaving my motherfucking pocket
It's an even it's changed over him
I go to the strip club. Love it. I go to a strip club. I don't get how like that It's an even it's changed over him I
Go to the strip club love it a lot go to strip club. I don't get how like that. Hey, what's up? I gotta bring them to the light
You know saying God said let there be light you gotta bring them so-called women that you don't know if they women are not
Up there not you don't know you know saying they may have an atom apple
You got to bring them to the light and look and see if they're boy girl
Yeah, you got to do all this shit. You'll be drunk. You just can't be grabbing something you feel take some back
You got to find out if this motherfucker really that and I don't mind I take my time to
Let's get naked Marcus Houston style, let's get naked
Marcus Houston style. Let's get naked.
Come on.
And they start resisting.
No, I want to get naked.
No, cut the lights out.
Bitch, get out.
Get out of here.
We need a lights out.
Now, I want to show my body.
Bitch, you got 50 scars from surgery.
That doctor saw it.
He was a stranger.
I am too. Let me see it. Let me stranger I am too let me see it let me see the good let me
see the surgery this doctor don't perform on your bad built ass this got three bodies
You talk myself, man. Say I be what's up, my guy.
Appreciate the love, man.
Nah, man, some nice women in Atlanta, bro.
Y'all ain't what I'm talking about.
You get me some stuff, but I'm telling you, man, some nice women in Atlanta, bro.
I'm just saying you got to be careful, man.
Anywhere you go, you got to be careful, but everything that be looking good don't be good,
man.
That's all I'm saying.
And you know, all money ain't good money.
Believe that.
All money ain't good money.
So the night before our league show, you know, we do that trash of the day.
My trash of the day going to the Tampa Bay Buccaneer defense.
Trash!
Couldn't stop a nosebleed tonight.
We let Kirk Cousin put a 500 nine yards on you, man.
Somebody got to go back to the drawing board.
Somebody ass ought to be getting chewed out right now.
Ain't no if, ands, or buts about it.
Somebody ass ought to be getting chewed out, because the defense y'all played tonight did
not work.
Did not work.
I know Kirk Cousin is a good solid quarterback, but he ain't no motherfucking damn Mareeno,
and that's who he looked like tonight
Nikes better do some
Yeah, now you can't open your legs every weekend man
Not every weekend some weekends you can open your motherfucking layer But every you can't. Every time your homegirl wanna run down to the Miami,
some of you hoes wanna run down. Now got your mama staying with you,
got your mama keeping your kids, your kids got fever, COVID. Now your mama never finna have
COVID. Your mama already mean system already bad, but you don't give a damn. You just wanna go
around and have a good time. You just wanna get away from the kids and nobody told you had a motherfucking kid and nobody told you open your day
You open your leg because you were hiding ass. Well since you had nice you gonna take care of these motherfucking key
That's your mom and daddy little day live. They raise your ball here. Fuck. Yeah, go get your bomb baby daddy
Uh, parents let them keep him some motherfucking time. What he go grab him. Let him tell him keep his own kids
See the man who really want to be in that kids life some of you women fuck over more
Let him see him put him on this siren child boy dog a mile out over the internet
But the niggas who won't give a damn about that kid y'all ain't curve
He don't deal with him so I don't even worry about it. He gets the bomb ass nigga.
You see?
Gotta hold everybody accountable man.
That's just wrong with the world.
Nobody wanna be hella accountable for their mistakes.
If you a father man, make no mistake about it.
Even if you and your baby mama don't get along along do anything you can to get in your kids life
They your kids might love your kids. They didn't ask to be here, right?
I'm a real nigga man. I don't hang with nobody who don't take care of their kids mine
Or don't associate with the kid. I can't do it mine
Mm-hmm can't be around me and your child ain't seeing or talking to you and starving and
need this and that and you have the money and resources to help this child and you gonna
help it?
You can't be around me dawg.
I don't give a damn how cool you is.
You can cool your ass off over there somewhere else but not in my camp.
We gonna do that in my camp.
We real men.
We take care of our own.
Even if it ain't ours we gonna take care of it if we in that situation. That's what we do. That's what we do. That's
what it's about, being there for one another. And you know, back in the day, our people
didn't have no money. All you had was your, you know what I'm saying, your word, man.
And we need to get back to that. Sometimes people get mad when you going to let them
borrow things, man. Everybody ain't got to when you don't let them borrow things, man.
Everybody ain't got to let you borrow $50 to $100, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Even if you know they got it, they don't give it to you.
So what?
Go about your business.
Don't get mad and jump online, custom out and dog them out, man.
You know, it ain't about that.
No, yeah.
I'll be wanting money all the time, but y'all be doing right with that money.
I'm just trying to get a little free, little feel again, but you trying to get dope. I
Know you you get trying to get some dope fam. I know what's going on. You get more than a 3.5
You were 275 pound man. Now you down to 190 then you won't pop
Face all something in face our ass and shit. You're on powder fam. You ain't gonna know. You ain't gonna know 3.5 shit.
Your old mama don't even recognize you no more. She calling me. My baby. My baby got that shit. He ain't got that shit. He own that shit.
There's a difference between having the shit and owning the shit. He own it. Heavy.
And I do mean heavy. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight.
Yeah, thank y'all for tuning in tonight to the Bubble Dub Show, baby.
Make sure you can hit the like button.
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I'm out.
The Volume.
Hey, it's Jay Calpern.
We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else?
And how deep do his lies go?
Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
I'm Maria Kondakova.
And I'm Nate Silver.
And our new podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions.
We're both journalists who moonlight as poker players, and that's the lens we're going
to use to approach this entire show.
We're going to be discussing everything from high stakes poker to personal questions.
Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself.
And of course, we'll be talking about the election too.
Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherevered Herndon. But we're also going to
have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.