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Episode Date: September 30, 2024

Bubba Dub goes LIVE to recap Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson ran all over the Buffalo Bills 35-10 on Sunday Night Football, and the Sunday slate of Week 4 NFL football.#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/...listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,
Starting point is 00:00:27 or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question, starting October 3rd. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon, Karl Rove, and David Axelrod. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the
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Starting point is 00:02:09 Go on ahead and hit the subscribe button right now. It's Sunday, fun day. Some of y'all went to church, some of y'all didn't. Some of y'all teams won, some of y'all teams didn't. But damn it, you right here with me right now on the Bubba Dub show and you already know how I like to do my thing. Y'all come on here.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Just got through watching the Baltimore Ravens beat the Buffalo Wild Wing Beals. Now let's talk about it. First of all, let me just say this right now. First player of the game, Derek Henry took that motherfucker 80 something yards to the house. I'm talking about a running back 6'3 and a half, 260 pounds, running 21 miles of motherfucking, looked like a big wheel to be seen the Safari. And all I could think of was Jerry Jones dropping the ball and then ain't even New Year's Eve, damn. We could have had Derek Henry on the Dallas Cowboys doing that right there, but no. You want to come out and tell us you can't afford him.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Motherfucker, you a billion now. I'm talking about a billion now. And you telling us the people you can't afford. Gary Heery, that's why we mediocre now. Gary Heery had 199 motherfucking rushing yards tonight. Buffalo Beals looked pathetic. Bruce Smith rolling over in his grave right now. Thurman Thomas rolling over in his grave right now. Don B.B. rolling over in his grave right now.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Steve Tassel rolling over in this grade right now Steve Tassel rolling over in his grade right now Baltimore beat them boys 35 to 10 Lamar Jackson with 13 for 18 156 yard to touchdowns Had six carries 54 yard look like an MVP caliber quarterback to me They had 271 yard rushing that means nobody on Buffalo showed up today. But I bet them motherfuckers be waiting on that direct deposit check Tuesday. I bet you they be waiting on their direct deposit Tuesday. But they didn't show up tonight. I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life. Man, everybody out in the the media wanna hype up Josh Allen
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, man, he's he's this he's that that motherfucker the next Bernie co-zoned y'all know First you said he didn't need these now y'all saying make up your mind And game will put dick That game was pathetic. And granted, Robert Seymour was missing the balls. I give credit to this dude. He was throwing some good balls. Robert Seymour wasn't catching them. Then he was standing in the pocket trying to make something happen.
Starting point is 00:04:56 And there was nothing to make happen. Buffalo Bills is what we thought they was. Trash. And I'm right here saying right here tonight on my show, Buffalo nothing gonna do with me me ta ta. Come talk to me about no motherfucking Buffalo bill. They ain't doing nothing. But what I really want to talk about today is them motherfucking saints. Where y'all boo boo eating gumbo motherfuckers at? that boo boo ain't worked the last two damn weeks
Starting point is 00:05:28 Come on yeah, I know what's up. I know it was a division game Yeah, I played the Atlanta Falcons, but it's the motherfucking Falcons at the end of the day. It's the Falcons fact of thing I love you. Don't get mad, but you know, I'm being honest with you today I don't know what y'all doing down there to Kirk Cousin. I heard he got a grill. I heard he popping pill. I heard he sipping syrup and all that. I heard y'all got him listening to feature. I don't know, but y'all want.
Starting point is 00:05:53 26 to 24. I don't want to give a damn about no Miss Phil. I don't want to hear nothing about that. New Orleans, cause y'all always got excuses to the reason why y'all lost. Just admit, y'all ain't that good. But granted, first thing y'all gonna wanna say, man, we beat y'all. I don't give a damn, anybody can beat the Cowboys.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Do you see that shit we put on the field every Sunday? Michael Paulson rather be on his podcast than dying on them getting sacks Y'all want that's all y'all shall claim the thing we blew y'all out me anybody can beat the Dallas Cowboys y'all Anybody can beat them siren motherfuckers Let's talk about this vacancy They showing me something so they are showing me something this year. And I know a lot of y'all wanted Michael Pink's to come in. Y'all was talking about Kirk Cousins getting that money. I was talking about it too.
Starting point is 00:06:53 But at the end of the day, Kirk Cousins be protecting the ball. And I feel like the Atlanta Falcons will make the playoffs this year. Cause that division is horrible. The Carolina grasshoppers ain't going no motherfucking well. It ain't going nowhere. Y'all know it.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Talk to me tonight. Come here. What y'all see after this science and faculty day? Come here. What y'all see that I didn't see? I Come on now, I can't even have a great of a game and y'all still lost Arizona corners y'all were bragging about uh, Kyle and Mary ain't did nothing the last two motherfucking weeks
Starting point is 00:07:45 The jam command commanders look good. Jalen, what's his name? What's his name? Jalen Bowlin. For the commanders. Bowlin. I told y'all bad blood magic. I don't know who he got up there running that team up there. I know Dan Snyker, Dan Quinn is the head coach, Dan Quinn is the head coach of the Washington
Starting point is 00:08:06 Commanders. The boy ballin'. They defense flying to the ball, something that the Cowboy defense ain't doing. That's what Mrs. from the Cowboy, they ain't flying to the ball like they would when they were with Dan Quinn. Mike Zimmerman too old, need to retire, need to be on somebody pond or ocean on fishing Cuz just coaching shit. They doing deep water need to retire You damn coaches 75 80 damn coach same a trunk
Starting point is 00:08:40 And I go live like they mine like they wisdom but sometime it's time to give it up sometime in town take your old Pop-out as a home and be with the family you've been coaching 40 and 50 motherfucking years. You're gonna miss the 100th birthday. You miss your dog weddings and all this shit. Go home and be with the family. Do boat talks or some shit. Walk the dog. Because this coaching shit ain't working. That old shit y'all running back in the 90s
Starting point is 00:09:04 ain't working in the 2000s, right? This is a pass driven league right now. You gotta be able to have defense in, get into the motherfucking quarterback. And right now the Dallas Cowboys is not getting to the quarterback. They get the DAC and practice, that's easy. Our old line ain't woofer, damn.
Starting point is 00:09:22 We need to do a GoFundMe account for our offensive line up there in Dallas. Ain't got no ride receivers. We ain't got nobody but Lam over there. Woods Cooks. Woods fucking Cooks. Got Turbin out there running around. He a pump returner.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Them niggas sipping hinnies he be full of James You got to be focused you got to be locked in you motherfucker drinking innocent You know I am putting my faith in man we gonna do man we ain't doing nothing my faith in man we gonna do man we ain't doing nothing y'all talk to me man oh y'all talk about Pat Mahone they won but they ain't the same motherfucking team and I'm hearing Raj might be out with an ACL right now but one thing I will say about that big motherfucking Andy Reid big red that big Philly cheese they eat motherfucking potato, y'all always having mother f*****. Watch him go out and get a receiver.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And I'm going to say it right here first. Don't be surprised if Amari Cooper end up with the Kansas City Chiefs. Don't be surprised. And the Reeds know how to cut back on his food. You understand what I'm saying? He might want that double cheeseburger, but to get a Mario Cooper, he'll go down to a single burger That's a real coach. That's illegal Like some of you men some of y'all ain't legals in your own house
Starting point is 00:10:55 Your girl leading you tell him when you can and come and go home never I'm gonna tell you women a lot of other things the women are watching this show Let me tell y'all something I want y'all to stop doing. Stop texting us men. We need to talk when you get home. I ain't been home in two weeks. Shit, I'm not coming home. I know you don't want to my motherfucking phone, no.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I'm not doing all that. So what's this? If you already know what it was in my phone, why the hell you asking me about it? I don't know how that number got in my phone. Maybe with AI. I ain't write that text, AI wrote it. You got to be quick on your feet these days. Pat Mahone, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 19 for 29, 245, 1 TD, 1 touchdown. Wasn't the best game, but they won. your Houston Serb sipping swang and add Texas one bounce back game for CJ style. They won D scuba touchdown on the Texas one, but you beat the motherfucking Jaguar. They owe it for The do for all them down and come on down and Jacksonville Didn't they hit code Doug Pinson more come out you wanna blame anybody blame me wheels Don't you worry about it nigga? We definitely blaming you See the NFL gets so caught up in Doug Pinson No winning the Super Bowl with the Eagles did a great job with that team
Starting point is 00:12:20 You know I'm saying got fired two years later They ain't they want to bring him in and thinking they gonna get the same thing that was getting in Philly But it's not the same man Jacksonville gonna have the same talent that they got in Philadelphia Granted y'all went out and gave Trevor Lawrence 275 million motherfucking dollar. Why? What did he show you that he was worth that much money? What did he fucking show you? Y'all regret it now. It's a shoe got every weekend down in Jacksonville all because y'all fucking losing and I love Jacksonville I love Duval got my fire on me
Starting point is 00:12:57 little Duval like you gonna owe me a thousand dollars you told me me you may bet that y'all gonna have a better record than the dollar cowboy from right now the way looking Yeah I won't my mom won't my thousand dollars and one cuz I'm going to strip club Ain't nothing like them strip clothes if you ain't never been the mother hole being us shaking that motherfucking ass And they always want to come with you some old bullshit store. We don't say you ain't fuck with me bro. It's shit But what I know you up to no good You want to charge a real nigga 700 for that peak when I know you were giving that PFO for a hundred. Oh, no
Starting point is 00:13:36 You can keep that mustard motherfucker. I go to the bag Yeah, I'm gonna come out cheaper and I'm gonna be a whole lot safer and I'm still gonna have on motherfucking bands. I was coming over with mustard, you gonna get in there and get in that motherfucking shower and wash that, clean that motherfucking, coming over, jumping in my bed, getting naked. Bitch, you crazy. I'm grabbing my file. What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:14:01 Bitch, you better get naked, that water. Shit, getting your nasty ass in my bed and your feet nasty. my father what's wrong you better get in there and hit that water shit getting your nasty ass in my bed and your feet nasty I don't play that boy you crazy you can go you can go what about my son and where's father I always want to put your responsibility on me where's motherfucking father where's where's your baby daddy mama where What is mommy? No, you gotta grow more Don't you got a sister? See somebody
Starting point is 00:14:30 How you keep depending on me? My answer shoes. I buy that motherfuckers on open-toe sandals. I Have them looking like Moses or Noah or Noah's or only boat wearing them sandals It'd be only nigga playing basketball the sandals Or on a boat wearing them sandals. It'd be only nigga playing basketball the sandals She's not doing all that y'all know I'm dying here in Naptown I know y'all hear them sirens them niggas dying in Naptown gonna be bullshit Mike Epps you need to control your city's fam Real talk he go down and now he's not dangerous
Starting point is 00:15:03 They had me last night. You wanna go this out the part of hell? No, I see some I and now I'm in NAPNAP, dangerous. They had me last night. You want to go to this after party? Hell no. I seen some I get drug out there in the streets. That could have been me. I'm not the one. I told the police escort me to my damn room. See, I don't know who going to the Super Bowl right now, man. It's really up in the air right now, man.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I went to the Indianapolis Coast game against the Pittsburgh Steelers game today, it was a great game. My boy Richardson got hurt, man. He got, boy, Richardson, you need to get on some almond milk, fam. Getting hurt too much, I don't like that. You a baller. Get on that almond milk, get your bone your bone back right get back in there and play because joe flacco i thought that motherfucker with andrew looked today we all know and we all
Starting point is 00:15:50 know joe flacco are coming up and take over you can't be getting hurt you got to be healthy it's a good game though they uh coast came out and and just hit pittsburgh right in the mile the first two quarters man, but 34 quarter Justin field finally came to live because they were playing bad for Russell Wilson thought he was gonna get in the game today She he is tech CC during a half time, baby. I might have a chance she She just feel come alive at third and fourth quarter, um She just feel come a lot at third and fourth quarter. And you know, just keeping the 100 Pittsburgh Steeler beat theyself today man pick it.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Talk about formal down in the red zone. That was a missed opportunity for them as well as it's the winning that game. They should have won that game. Andrew Richardson got hurt. Should have won the game. They didn't really run the ball like they normally do if Richardson granted flack up through the bar pretty well. But Pittsburgh Steeler won that game. They didn't really run the ball like they normally do if Richard was in them Granted flack up through the ball pretty well
Starting point is 00:16:46 But Pittsburgh Steelers blew that game if you went to that game or watch that game Pittsburgh blew that game But at the end fields played good um protected the ball Um cordell pakerson got hurt. He came in and was like running the ball really really well for them But he got hurt and they just kind of you know Who is a little too late for them on that as well? They are your Russell thing about that new feature album what she I Couldn't be with Ciara man. I couldn't be with a chick. It's done being with a guy like feature got 10 12, baby
Starting point is 00:17:21 Mama, you know, he gonna done everything in the world and Ciara and I get it You know granted ain't no woman. She ain't a virgin You know, she's gonna done some things with a man before you know before you get with a girl But that was a problem me inside, you know, I'm saying like listen to feature rap I couldn't even listen to feature bro, right real talk I know she's gonna done some thing Chicago burles beat the the Rams. I don't know what's going on with the motherfucking man But if you let Kayla William in the burrows beat you see you You'll see the nose Ain't nobody up there motherfucking Chicago
Starting point is 00:17:55 Ain't nobody up there dirt gun The way way you ain't got no damn fingernail shop up there in Chicago. She Jordan's file is so like old man. She's not I don't know what's going on, but I want to talk about which I was like though and Then I'm saying this allegedly Sam Donald is on steroids When they motherfucker been sorry the last seven years all of a sudden now he on fire been sorry the last seven years all of a sudden now he on fire
Starting point is 00:18:31 Sam Dorn is on fire right now. Adrian Peterson rolling over and in in in school right now Brett Ford rolling over and lying right now Brett Ford went up there and told them people he had Parkinson okay you got Parkinson we sorry for you Brett Ford but what's the motherfucking money yet those people he had Parkinson's, okay, you got Parkinson's, we sorry for your breath fall, but what's the motherfucking money here? Some people ask you what was the money and you got up there shaking and shit, you ain't even got to shake shit.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Crying about Parkinson's, motherfucker, no Parkinson's ain't shit, ain't gonna kick into several months. Where is the money? No people in Mississippi wanna know where is the money? They already ain't got clean water down them. And you gonna took the motherfucking stamps? Man, y'all ought to be riding down there in Mississippi right now.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Bread for ever after having them damn key bags him and his family. I'm talking about brisket the size of a motherfucking elephant. Hey, y'all seen bread for a barbecue pit? Shit. Follow that footlong. elephant hey y'all seen bread for a barbecue pit she following for a long nothing but links brisket chicken now it's unseasoned like a motherfucker do you hear me that's one thing about that white people barbecue it's unseasoned ain't no season on that motherfucker But they got plenty of it though you go to one of them white people are functions
Starting point is 00:19:56 They don't have food for mother. Hey pot looks what they call they'll have food for weeks But ain't got no motherfucking taste to it And then they want to take you a big plate and they want to sit back and watch you eat doing all this Is it good? Hell no! Why damn that guy eating this motherfucking tough-ass brisket? Homemade barbecue sauce. Don't you make this shit no more Dave. I don't know who told you you can barbecue, but they lied to you.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Shit, I'm going through a storm. Y'all see I'm on my drink? I'm on my lover at night. Going down, girl. Hey, it's Jay Calbern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made
Starting point is 00:20:58 so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like what is the nature of truth? You know, what can I what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally Blowing up inquiries about saying is George George going to jail? What's going on? And I was like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever
Starting point is 00:21:37 you listen to podcasts. My name is Ariel. I moved to the US at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near,
Starting point is 00:22:19 right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question, starting October 3rd. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Estet Herndon, and political strategists like Karl Rove and David Axelrod. But we're also gonna have some fun,
Starting point is 00:22:45 even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're gonna take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with
Starting point is 00:23:06 the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. into the game and you fucking play like him. And you play like the gunslinger too. Throwing that motherfucker everywhere. 49ers came back with a bounce back win. They beat Jacobi Brisket. I mean, Jacobi Brisket with the Patriots. Patriots need a quarterback, man. And, you know, I hate to get on thisissette with the Patriots. Patriots need a quarterback, man.
Starting point is 00:24:06 And you know, I hate to get on this show and talk about my brother, but that brother was a backup for a motherfucking reason. And I don't understand why y'all keep trying to make these backups the motherfucking starting quarterback. Just go out and start from scratch because that ain't it up there, New England. Robb Krav, you need one of them massages, fam.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You're 89, 90 years old, and I feel like you should get any kind of massage you want cuz you need Looking at this shit out there when I'm looking at that shit Bill Billy check going from network to network still dressing horribly and put on a motherfucking suit bill I will be like miss die-five stop it Yeah, I feel like they need throw me or Somebody in the jacobia brisket game it man He ain't it man. And man and no man I don't know Brock Perkins like I say they won when 49 when y'all gonna pray when y'all gonna um pay this man man man make it 800 900 thousand
Starting point is 00:25:14 all year don't have paying man he been balling out the last two years what else y'all need to see from him don't have to get that man this money Brandon the you crash gave him all that motherfucking money he can't kiss me two or three bottles again shit i'll be at that motherfucker locker locker every after the game come on now you said i'm training camp did all this time like you're the best receiver in the league and you can't kiss me two or three motherfucking balls Paul that's all you can get. RuPaul can catch more balls than you Brandon. Put RuPaul out there. Put Caitlyn Jenner out there. Watch how many balls they catch. If I'm an NFL owner, I'm going out there hiring RuPaul and Caitlyn Jenner is my starting receivers.
Starting point is 00:26:01 That's your Buffalo knee Caitlyn Jenner and RuPaul throw it to him I bet they catch it I bet they won't drop nothing she did it I can live did it did it did it to himself did he had it made man did he had it made y'all and y'all know it but money and power go with certain people head man Did he were having a motherfucking freak outs up there? Yeah, did he were having them freak outs with the women having a time in his life and it wasn't in The women wasn't enough for him. He wanted some men and there's some men out there that don't want to admit they indulged in sexual activities with the brother love and they loved it I wasn't there. I don't know how I went down, but I'm pretty sure he was hardly shake him
Starting point is 00:26:54 We're gonna mean the door and baby all every time they grab puff. He'll slide out for them. That's how he was able to get away Yeah, some people that we love right now I guarantee you when they come out and some people that we love look up to that's them being in that bedroom with Diggie and they say Pee Diggie is cold between them sheets they say Diggie cold in that bedroom do you hear me? Digg! Y'all call him Diddy I call him Sean Conch. That's his name. Y'all see Diddy as a man. I don't. I see Diddy as a woman. That's the way I see it in her. I mean ladies and gentlemen. That's the way I see it and her I mean ladies and gentlemen, whatever you ask the way I see him, right? And we babied him we gave him his flowers when we should have given given given that motherfucker handcuffs
Starting point is 00:27:52 Yeah To pop told us a long time ago. We didn't want to believe it man We was all on that man black people got to stop killing one another stop fighting one and I'm with all that But did he's been showing us a long time who he really is man He showed he shows that with that fabulous shit. He never partied with me though. Don't nobody want to party what you did Why you got all this motherfucking baby oil in here fam? He ain't number me in here why you got baby oil in here baby powder going on tell my come in the room Nigga, I'm not coming in that motherfucking room Would you talk to me at this dinner table?
Starting point is 00:28:25 Why you want to talk to me away from everybody and why you can't say what you need to say in front of everybody? Being that flake done left JLo. He know what she was doing on them tapes Selena she ain't no motherfucking saint Y'all love JLo. She would have a no freak also Diddy too. Y'all seen that picture, JLo, Diddy, A'Leo, Damon Dad, Jay-Z in the back watching, shit, they were having some real freak outs. You see Jay-Z when I got a real woman, Beyonce, she in with that shit? Beyonce in with the motherfucking freak out with a real black woman? Shit, she ain't going for all that threesome and shit.
Starting point is 00:29:04 You want shit, get you a real sister, shit. A real sister. Shit. Them hoes too jealous hearted. Messy. And they ain't sharing your rabid ass. You can be the biggest cheater in the world. Well, if you think your woman finna have a threesome with you, never shit. She not sharing you. You know what I'm saying? Sharing JZ Camerface ass. You know I'm saying sir and JC camera face ass
Starting point is 00:29:30 She y'all talk to me man, how y'all feeling Now you got some black women ass and two and three shouldn't shit number i'm talking about the real ones That don't play that shit They're not doing that shit, bro. They, nah, nah, nah, nah, they got feelin' sharp because one thing I know about a black woman, if you get the fuck of the other girl a little too good, she gonna get jealous, especially if you a woman.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Why you fuckin' her like that? You ain't never fuckin' me like that before. Mm-hmm, you lookin' all in her eye. Bitch, just enjoy this shit. Now, we done brought this motherfuckin' in. Damn it. She can't buy me some on Hennessy Bought me a 3.5. I'm fucking give this motherfucker. What she won't I don't care. She is Sydney. I don't feel a giver. What she won't You don't like it leave goddamn room, I don't need all that bad energy here watching me do my strokes And I do I mean the most toast I really ain't they good anyway, cuz I ain't working with none, but that's okay
Starting point is 00:30:31 You women to mess up a good time man, yeah, I talked to me tonight though. Y'all know I ain't lying Y'all know I ain't lying man. Y'all talk to me man Eagles let me tell you something about the. That Eagle fell off the motherfucking bone of that guy in Tampa Bay. Now I want y'all to think about this. The Eagles are one of them team everybody looked at like man that team could really go all the way. But what is going on in Philly, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Giliwalo, that shit ain't working no more with that fam. Y'all need some real help. And I know Philly is the home of the Muslims the brothers The y'all need to change them damn bean pies to something else Cuz brother Jalen Hurst ain't nothing but a turnover motherfucking machine and y'all know Had that one good year went to the Super Bowl cook up in an MVP He ain't done nothing there got a big contract ain't done nothing But all he do is show up to the game and turn that ball over and over and over and I'm sick of watching Nick Sarionchuk the head coach need to be fired
Starting point is 00:31:40 Y'all always talking about finding the other coaches fire That's the, cause the Philadelphia Eagles fall off, need to be studied. It really do. You got Saquon Barkley, you got Jayler Hirsch, you got Devontae Smill, you got A.J. Brown, granted he being out hurt. Defense, terrible. Big play slate is not big play slate.
Starting point is 00:32:02 C.J. Gardner is trash. He was getting toasted in Detroit, he's getting toasted in Finland. I don't understand y'all motherfucking coaches. Go out and bring somebody in who couldn't hold nobody in Detroit. You wanna bring him into your defense and think he's finna do the same?
Starting point is 00:32:20 Stop it. These niggas is not watching film. I'm telling y'all, man. The footballas is not watching film I'm telling y'all man. The football player is not watching film like they're supposed to be watching film. They're not in position They run his own defense. You got a certain area you're supposed to be in and these niggas is not in a motherfucking area But after the game they want to bitch and complain about this and that look in the mirror They want to bitch and complain about this and that look in the mirror They're not looking in the mirror y'all We ain't leaving louisiana
Starting point is 00:33:01 He ought to be Did y'all see that broncos and jazz gang? He ought to be did y'all see that Broncos and just gang bo nicks did y'all this motherfucker Sean Payton time I he want to go out and get bo Nick bo 60 y'all are passing. I don't wanna hear them back no motherfucking weather I don't hear them back no brother. I watch Nick those don't ball in the snow It was polar birth Well, the and Nick Paul was throwing a ball and you mean to tell me both nicks can't count But 60 motherfucking yard passing let that would have been bright young or somebody here They had would have been on the motherfucking bitch, but you want to cut Russell last year saying Russell wasn't a good quarterback
Starting point is 00:33:46 You wanted to go out and get your quarterback, but the quarterback you and I got ain't wolf a damn He me or do Aaron Rogers over there can't even hold up his motherfucking head Not the discount double check not you can't hold up your head Yeah, this is shit that need to be talked about I'm gonna talk about the media ain't gonna talk about they gonna talk about I'm just bad. Well, I'm looking at some badass quarterback play. That's what I'm looking at Cuz anytime it's a black quarterback. That's the first thing y'all say they can't read. I can't read the defense They can't read they can't read the defense they can't read it that's what y'all motherfuckers always say
Starting point is 00:34:32 i guess they can't read it either i just they can't motherfucking read it either damn shame man shit we go through. Ryan Hill. I'm sick of it. And I'm gonna call him out on this shit. Deshaun Watson is a fucking lemon. Sign that $260 million contract with the Brown. He ain't nothing but a motherfucking lemon.
Starting point is 00:35:03 You ain't been what for damn since you done got caught Having all them damn massages and happy and if I got the same one I had to go out here and buy a hoe To sit down on the sun. I do it fam Because your play ain't what it do fam. I'm looking at your stats right now Uh 24 for 32 176 motherfucking y'all one touchdown one interception that ain't gonna get it That ain't gonna get it that ain't enough a o'clock Now to the rakers lost to God miss you go ahead miss you were 14 for 24 that's NBA no
Starting point is 00:35:42 14 for 24. That's NBA numbers. 130 yo, he didn't have no touchdowns. They didn't have the one day out and you walked to the law. If I'm an old and I didn't guarantee you 260 million and not come. I'm coming out. I'm coming out from sweets. I'm coming down on the field and walk by you. know they got cameras and all that matter fact I would want the camera to see me I'll be the first only to do there when I when I walk by the ceiling watching the first thing you gonna say Boss, I'm sorry and I hit him with a turn. You sorry. All right, you're sorry motherfucker. I ever seen
Starting point is 00:36:25 Johnny man say I rollin over this motherfucking great away Watson clean Everybody gonna keep saying he gonna get it together nigga we Don't have any weeks of practice preparation, you know the defense be in pretty much 90% of the game you got people upstairs looking at the defense and y'all can't come up with a mother all you can come over is this quarterback getting a hundred seventy six don't I don't understand man somebody explain this shit to me Jim Brown rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now All our people Jim Brown man a legend
Starting point is 00:37:09 One of our leaders that we had that was This really stood up for us. Jesse Jackson ain't wolf a day Jesse let Martin Luther King get shot up on that motherfucking balcony He was jealous that more than the fucking them whole and he couldn't do nothing but get the left over fuck Jesse y'all black people y'all we get on I y'all get on my nerve black people holding people up to a motherfucking person shit Jesse Jackson bleeding piss just like I do fuck Jesse he a legal Jesse ain't shit
Starting point is 00:37:42 He illegal jesse ain't shit We're gonna talk about it damn it we gonna talk about it Yes, doug williams up there showing love to that young quarterback jane daniels up there and command as he should We need more people who can came and paid away for us to pull up and show love and respect that's what we need some of you mean on this show ain't been fathers to your daughters or your sons well it's time you go and get shit right with you with your son or with your daughter it's never too late to be a father man any man can make a baby but it take a real man to be a father to your children Yes, some of our baby mamas ain't worth a damn they build a this and that but that don't mean they don't stop you from Being a father to your child man. These kids need us more than everything man Especially if you got dogs man, you show me the predators out here man
Starting point is 00:38:37 So many men looking at these young women and wanna do things to them and they need women who grew up with our father They're easy to be manipulated man. When we gonna take a standard father and say you know what man I got I got princesses that one day gonna be queens. These women need us more than they ever needed us bro. We can't continue to fail man these women man or our children we can't continue to fail them man. Us men we got to beat up with one another, man. It ain't always about going and picking up a gun
Starting point is 00:39:10 because somebody gonna beat you up or hurt your pride to kill somebody. We gotta stop all that monkey shit. Stop being so emotional, man. Stop being so emotional when shit don't go your way. Sometimes you be on your job and your boss say some shit to you, you don't like it. So you talk back, you say, then how you losing your job? Sometimes it's best to keep
Starting point is 00:39:29 your mouth closed until you find you a better situation, man. Cause if you got a family, man, you got to take care of them kids. Telling y'all the truth today, I hope everybody that's watching this show having a great time, man. Hope you enjoying life. I know everybody have ups and downs. We all have ups and downs. Man, we human, man. We ain't perfect.
Starting point is 00:39:55 But what we can do is be better to one another. Be nice to one another. You see old people walking into the store. At least we can open the door for them. Be respectful. Watch our mouth around our elders, man. That's what we can do. We can start helping these hoes out more, man. These hoes struggling, man.
Starting point is 00:40:14 These hoes tired of selling their funky pee. They tired, you know what I'm saying? They don't wanna sell that pee no more, man. They just want some help. We got them having to give us some, man. Start helping these women out, man. Y'all using them up. These hoes broke, y'all going over their house, you know, by all they fool You know I'm saying roughing them up jumping jumping up and in and out of them
Starting point is 00:40:32 You know I'm saying and they holes ain't got no walls, you know, I'm saying they lost cause Be respectful to the holes man Vegas be respectful to the me that's been there before you when your baby daddy was in the penitentiary Been holding it down soon. This crazy-ass nigga got in jail. You want to leave a good man. Don't do that Because that nigga that was in the pen was with another man already How y'all feeling man How y'all feeling man? Told y'all Coach Prime then was going to be UCL. Y'all didn't believe it but I believe it man.
Starting point is 00:41:11 I'm watching greatness right now man. That was the best complete game I've seen Colorado play. Travis Hunter is playing out of this world right now. Going to beat a Heisman if you know, if he bar injury. Shadr throwing that ball better than anybody could throw it right now man run game is looking good right now um i'm proud of kagurago i want them to keep it going um don't get complacent you can always find room to get better you can always get better check out took a long horn because you know i'm from texas you know i'm saying archmage and i see
Starting point is 00:41:42 your fam i know y'all been wanting me to talk about the Longhorn. I'm watching. I'm seeing y'all. I'm going to pull up to a game. You know what I'm saying? Any Longhorn fan alumni holler at me. I want to pull up to the game. You know what I'm saying? I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it in person. Real live. Real talk. I'm going to pull up. Austin, Texas is right down the road from the H.
Starting point is 00:42:05 I'll pull up, man. Get at me. Got to be charitable to them. Oh, you damn right. They're doing Julio talking to me. Nevertheless, I'm enjoying life, though. More than anything, I'm enjoying life though. More than anything, I'm enjoying life. Man, the charges, probably in Jim Harbaugh, thought he was going to be the save your day
Starting point is 00:42:32 as he was to the Michigan Wolverines. They do all that hyping up Justin Herbert. I mean, Justin Sherbrooke, Justin Sherbrooke is not it for me. I'm just being real, man. I take 30 other quarter 30 other 32 quarterbacks in the NFL over Justin Sherbrooke. I'm just saying I will. I take Jamis Winston right now over Justin Sherbrooke. Now I might have to bang him from my own grocery store from crab lead, but I damn sure bring bring in James Winston for
Starting point is 00:43:05 Justin Sherbert Sherbert ain't all letting y'all know it riding these nuts that motherfucker trash Justin Sherbert ain't no dog stop what have Justin Sherbert done since he been in the NFL tell me right now he ain't done no more than Kirk Cousins done. What he's sick 566 so? So is Josh Allen and losing. Putting all his hype on Justin Sherba. Stop it. Stop it. Say I be his, not a dog. Stop it. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Stop it. Kirk has done more than Justin Sherable. Stop it. Let me play out we and Justin Sherable got.. Stop it. Let me play out winning just to show up a guy. I'm waiting. I'm going to play out winning just to show up a guy right now. I'm waiting. I want y'all explain this to me. Damn right. Jaden Daniels is a dog. How many women her but I want to know. If he is, let me know. Don't say he ain't no talent,
Starting point is 00:44:30 because Tom Brady ain't had no talent around him. We can't even name most of them down there and see what's up there in New England, but Tom Brady made him. And since we talking about Tom Brady, and we always talking about MJ, the Gropes and all that, Tom Brady the GOAT of everything
Starting point is 00:44:52 you GOAT of everything right now y'all gonna stop disrespecting TB12. Got six in New England and left for Wendine Nugget Tampa Bay and got him one. Selfie. Selfie. Can't do nothing but put respect on Tom Brady tonight. He suck as a broadcaster though. And I'm just keeping the 100.
Starting point is 00:45:24 I like Tony Romo better. I think they need to get Chris Collenworth, old wrinkle face, ass off of TV too. And all that makeup they got on Chris Collenworth ain't my motherfucking color. When Chris Collenworth become black. Let's figure a home makeup on that boy. Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all, man. That's one thing dub ain't gonna do and get on this. I might be wrong sometimes, but I ain't finna get on here and lie.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Chris Collingworth is running finger on home makeup, and let me be honest and read with y'all. When we all get old, we get a little wrinkle. But white folks, their motherfuckers age, they motherfuckers age like milk, milk, I'm telling you. Chris Collingworth in his neck, I'm telling you Chris Carlton kid his neck I'm telling you that shit wrinkle like a motherfucker right here. But from right here is dark. That's makeup They got makeup on that man's Adam Apple Take the makeup off. You'll see every wrinkle in his motherfucking body
Starting point is 00:46:22 You'll never see Chris Colin worth worth no t-shirt and wrinkles. They're wearing church shirts on them suits on. All the way up to him. Go back and look at NBC. Look at them when they brought that damn white dress shirt be right up here. Hiding wrinkles on that neck. Boy, it's old. And then they ain't nothing wrong with getting old. Ain't nothing wrong with getting old, man.
Starting point is 00:46:41 You want a little get old. But I'm saying, man, sometimes it's time to move out the way. Then somebody else come in and do what they do, man. Y'all boy done made millions of dollars. Y'all ain't heard from no money. Take your ass home, walk the dog, eat that nasty ass. Oh, what you got? What the might be?
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Starting point is 00:47:08 of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made
Starting point is 00:47:35 so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
Starting point is 00:47:56 My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We are the boy band. It's painful concert number three. We are the boy band. We're five annoying teens. We are the boy band. Always singing on key. You love your kids enough to take them to see their favorite, uh, band.
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Starting point is 00:49:02 This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Estet Herndon, and political strategists like Karl Rove and David Axelrod. But we're also gonna have some fun, even though these days fun and politics
Starting point is 00:49:25 seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlamagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. ["Side 16 Nick"] You might say, side 16 Nick, you know I ain't lying, I'm telling you the truth. I like Chris Collen-Wilson. I most definitely do, but the motherfuckers old. It's time to get some new blood in him.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Well, it's white, black, Mexican, whoever it is, it's time to get some new blood in him. We talking about the old ass announcer, Collen-Wilson. They boring? They ain't talking about the same old shit? Chris Collen-Wilson talk about the same shit every motherfucking Sunday. And y'all know it. Don't say nothing in sight no more.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I rather watch the TV on mute. But you can check me out this weekend. I'm going to be in Dallas, Texas at the Agassi Improv October the 4th through the 6th. I got five shows all up need to be sold out. I'm what you need to see. You ain't seen me yet on stage, you trippin'. Pull up, puttin' on a show. If you think I'm lyin', you ask them people down here
Starting point is 00:50:59 now that I just did a show with this past weekend. You ask him how I'm comin'. You ask him! Come'm coming You ask him Come to my show you gonna love my shit I promise you your stomach gonna be hurt when you leave my shit You might go to the other shows and laugh when you come to mind your motherfucking stomach gonna be hung You gonna be glad you spent every dime Somebody say Alabama gonna win. I don't know. Georgia came back.
Starting point is 00:51:29 I was on here last night talking shit about Georgia. Georgia came back. I gotta give them their respect. But that quarterback for Alabama is something serious, man. And that number two, that freshman, something serious. I don't know where Alabama finding these players at. I don't know. But D-boy bowling. And they getting that motherfucking chip, too. Alabama finding these players that I don't know but the boy bowling and they
Starting point is 00:51:46 getting that motherfucking chick too they getting that chick I know some of y'all thought Travis Harlow and Cam Newton beefing but they not but Cam Newton you got to stop dressing like that motherfucking cop on Harlem Nights that were harassing quick and sugar that's how Cam knew press like that damn cop Tell me I'm lying That's how he look Look how Cam knew look And I love Cam. You gotta do better than that fam, that ain't real, that's real.
Starting point is 00:52:37 And done, who you doin' somethin' to me? Makin' me shame, baby. Hey boy, see you? You wait till I get off this train. Shee, I'm feelin' like Tuba. Yeah, yeah. Hey, baby, hey boy, see you You wait till I get off this train She i'm feeling like two pop. Yeah Yeah Take it, baby
Starting point is 00:52:52 Yeah Yes, i'm feeling like pop baby out on bail soon. I step on the scene. All i'm hearing hoochie screaming. Yeah Yeah, oh i'll pick a pop man Definitely i'll pick a pop or i'll pick a biggie man. I know biggie so motherfucking just disappointed in biggie I mean in diggity right now biggie mama say she gonna slap the slap the oil off diggity face Miss Viola Wiley say she gonna slap the oil off diggity face and he fucking deserved And he fucking deserved it. Got four, five dollars, and you out here treating these women like that fam.
Starting point is 00:53:29 You're supposed to be a motherfucking. People look up to you, D. People wanted to come and work with you, and you let them work with you. You let them work, but you worked on them too. He was working on them niggas like he was a mechanic. You need your car fixed? Yeah, Puff.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Check this out. Come on to the crib. Want you to take that. I'ma buy you a new car. Some of these niggas was doing. Niggas were tooting their ass up. Niggas were arching they motherfucking back like a cheetah in the safari,
Starting point is 00:54:18 finna go get an antelope. That's what these niggas were doing, arching they motherfucking back. I forget it. He had the oil. So it was easy penetration of legend. That's what they never were doing watching a motherfucking back up for digging he had to all So it was easy penetration of literature The nigga got so comfortable digging how to cut the lights off no more It's a cold world we live in man, it's a sad world we live in man
Starting point is 00:54:44 It's a cold world we live in man, it's a sad world we live in man But then he ain't the only one going down. It's some other people that's gonna go down to you get sit back and watch You can sit back and watch what's what's about to happen? Some scary shit going on in Hollywood y'all. I don't want no parts of this shit. Oh You can be in this movie, dude, but you know, you got no come on in this room. They can fuck that room Why did those like I was so poor growing up? We had those we had curtains over the motherfuckers Why was she what you need to say to me? You can say in front of everybody Like my daddy I always told me son all money ain't good money Sometimes you gotta sit back and fold sit back and just chill
Starting point is 00:55:31 If it's meant for you, it's gonna come Stop rushing shit. Nothing happens overnight, brother Nothing happens overnight. I know sometimes we get desperate We be trying to take shit in our own hand, but let God handle it. Let God do it Yeah Sometimes we got the weight on God man. I know he don't act fast enough for us. Sometimes sometime you do Sometimes you get y'all you put it in God hand don't put it in our hand cuz you know, we like to do anything But we let the good Lord do it with the good Lord do it
Starting point is 00:56:04 You know, it's gonna be handled with grace. You know it's gonna be done the right way, correctly. And it's gonna be done with love and patience. And some things we don't have sometimes, man. We be just in a rush to be, in the rush to get money, not thinking clearly. You know what I'm saying? Don't tell me it's best to just take a step back, man.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Take a deep breath and analyze things man and talk to God and ask him He's just it's just a path for me if they ain't show me Cuz he will show you but you got to be careful what you ask for these days man Cuz God will give it to you. I tell people all this time man I used to ask God for money God bless me with money and I wasn't ready for Just being nonex wasn't ready for it. Just being nuggies. Wasn't ready for it at the time. So keep that in mind, man.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Thank you everybody for watching this show. If you're watching this show, or if you can't watch this show and you ain't work and you wanna listen to it, you can go to Apple Podcast. You can go to Spotify, type in the bubble dub show. And shit, you can listen to the show all day every day man Tell your friends and family about your boy. That's what I had Tell them know after all the games were on late night game
Starting point is 00:57:12 Bubble dub going live and I got a show that y'all can't miss you got to watch me You got to come here this cuz my mother ain't gonna keep it 100 like I'm gonna keep it 100 with you They gonna be biased. They gonna want to be PR PG 30 not me. What's the fuck? I'm rated all Some of the biggest people that we love and watch we look up to some filthy motherfuckers Don't think they ain't Don't you think they ain't filthy nasty man? Don't think they ain't. Don't you think they ain't filthy and nasty, man? And if you're watching this show right now, man,
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Starting point is 00:58:04 Your first five dollar lineup, they to what I'm telling you, your first five dollar lineup, they're gonna give you 50 dollars. And it's more or less over there. Monday night game tomorrow with the Miami Dolphins against the Tennessee Titans, they got Will Leavis to have 194 and a half yards. All you got to do is put more or less. They got Tyler Hummley to have 163 and a half passing yards. All you got to do is put more or less. got Tyler Humley they have 163 and a half passing yours all you got to do is put more or less now they're letting they start not
Starting point is 00:58:28 right now let you know that neither one of these motherfucking quarterbacks are good but if you play it right you can win go over that download prize pick right now and tell them I sent you real talk More More or less baby. We're gonna we're gonna have it over and under over going prize pick is more or less, baby Justin Fields more definitely pulled it off. I was at that game. I Was at that game brother and I was watching Justin Fields play bro Like I say the first two quarters they wasn't able to do too much They couldn't know saying they were getting dominated but that third and fourth quarter I can see why Russell Wilson is on that motherfucking bench and that's where he gonna stay and that's not a bad thing for Russell
Starting point is 00:59:13 He'll champion. I'm not gonna sit her hand down talk. That ain't what I do That ain't what I do. He's a champion at the end of the day. Something happened to Justin field. He can come in and run the team. But that's Justin Phil's team right now in Pittsburgh. I feel like Mike Tumlin has found his quarterback. Big Ben was there drinking gin. I make sure all the women stay away from him. Because we know how Big Ben get when he on that little...
Starting point is 00:59:41 He can't control himself. I'm just being honest. He can't control himself. I'm just being honest. He can't control himself. I can, because I don't get drunk. I just sip. So I can put it in the tip. But grab your blue shoe. It'll get you through.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I'm telling y'all the truth. Y'all talk to me now. Flacco, I told y'all, um, Joe Flacco look like Andrew Luck today. Joe Flacco look like Andrew Luck today. Gino doing his thing up there in Seattle. I know you've been checking out the WNBA. The Aces lost to the New York Liberty Day, 77-87. They lead their series 1-0 right now. You need to check that out. That's going to be a series right there.
Starting point is 01:00:44 You know, Aja Wilson, them playing against New York Liberty. That's gonna be a series right there, man. I'm just so excited the way that the WNBA has picked up everybody tuning in, watching them right now, man. These women got the spotlight on them. Them BC women be going off. And I know what y'all saying, bubba, what is BC? Them bumping coochie motherfuckers be going off and I know what y'all saying bubba what is BC dumb bumping coochie motherfuckers be going I don't think the women in the WAA bumping coochies they bumping coochies and in the state business ain't nothing wrong with it Let them bump, I'm gonna bump with em I'm gonna bump with em
Starting point is 01:01:22 I want Bon Willem! Shit, I come be on that team coaching them now, I mail staff on that team, they be all jumping up in the huddle, I'm jumping up on them putting this meat on. Woo, what's that my bad? My bad, I got a little too close, my bad. I hope one of them like when they feel this one inch killer. One of them like when they feel this one is killer. Ooh, bubble top brushed up against me. I feel that one is mine. Make my day. Make my day, she.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Hey boy, she. Oh, shit, I coach one of them women. I be running through, I could never be a coach for the women. I be fucking them. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm be real too. Shit, baby, you wanna start? Mm-hmm. Come here
Starting point is 01:02:07 Skyla Diggins, come here Hey, Joe Wilson, come here big bam. Can't do you like me too tall? He can't put you in these motherfucking moves. I can put you in I'm being real. Hey, Joe Wilson. Bam can't put you in these motherfucking moves. I can put you in I can put your ass in the figure for hit Big long legs. I can put your ass in the figure for headlock. Big long legs I hold on motherfuckers. Watch me climb Mount Everest. I have AJ ass in the trout. I'm not bullshitting you. She fuck be a practice. She dying there with me in the trial and you reach to she can get it to she she think I'll season over she it really will be over me pregnancy come on I'm Angela re pregnant with twins right now she see people don't really want the women they just want to be seen and get
Starting point is 01:03:01 the fame will not mean I'm putting one inches of meat down real cold I get pregnant the first night no condom she she thinks she play for LSU I'm the real motherfucking tiger come here I claw her ass. I like to you too. You're thick too. I'll be out on to you. I'll be out on to you Cooper Payne slobbering at the miles. Come here.
Starting point is 01:03:39 No, you don't play no more. Shit, I don't play either. Come here. Who is she? You gonna play no more shit on plays All already know what it is man part of the show what we do the hell now sing Yeah, I already know what we do the hell now say me man I asked y'all some I say something and I tell y'all already know what we do with Hell No, I ask y'all something, I say something and I tell y'all Hell No to it. Somebody asked me, do I drink any other liquor besides Don Julio? And the question is, Hell No!
Starting point is 01:04:15 Don't know nothing else tastes like Don Julio 1942. It does something to me. It's making the hurl grow on my chest. It's making my damn hurl that want to grow in my face. It's making the her go on my chair. It making my damn her that won't grow my faith It's starting to come in now sheet Can't tell me no when I'm on that done who do I fight everybody in this But it's the look oh, it ain't me. I'm scary, but when I'm on a train I fight everybody I fight Mike Tyson Feel like I'm the man when I'm on this shit man you know I'm sick
Starting point is 01:04:45 I ain't never want to fight man I'm on 90 bro you understand I'm on 90 but when I'm on this right here man that don't mean shit to me about me getting knocked out that don't mean nothing to me you got knocked out nigga I'm stage 30 diabetic I ain't supposed to be winning no fights I ain't supposed to be him but I am you know You know what I'm saying? I'm him. Yeah, respect me, respect my mind, respect my courage when I'm on this drink. Yeah, when I'm on this drink, I'll pull my pistol. See, just to scare you. I ain't gonna use it, but I'm gonna scare, I'm gonna shoot now. Pow, pow, pow. So when y'all leave and go tell y'all homeboys
Starting point is 01:05:26 of the women league, they be like, bubble dub, bubble dub, kill her. He shooting in the alley. Even though I wasn't shooting at nobody, I'm shooting in the alley. But that's, you know what I'm saying? That's what I'm putting out there for the world to see. I get down for mine, but I'm really capping.
Starting point is 01:05:43 You know what I'm saying? I'm really capping. You know what I'm saying? I'm really capping like that. Yeah. Like the whole time y'all see me talking to the police, y'all thought I was talking shit to the police. I was really just telling the police, go on and handcuff me, put me in the car so I can tell y'all what I want y'all to know,
Starting point is 01:05:58 and then get down in the jail, y'all release me. Yeah, I'm really talking shit to the police like that. I ain't built like that. I was telling them. That's, you know what I'm saying? Y''all release me. Yeah, I'm ready to talk a shit to the police like that. I ain't built like that. I will tell them, you know what I'm saying? Y'all doing too much, man. I'm gonna do everything y'all want me to do in a little bit more. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:06:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta know how to do this shit, man. Shout out to everybody that watching my show. You know I love y'all, man. I really do. You know I'm rocking with y'all. Shit, love y'all man. I really do you know, I'm rocking with child Shit well that y'all ain't no me and we growing this show growing I love it He's going up lights going up coming section going up y'all stirring this shit. I appreciate from the bottom of my heart I really do choppa. What's up fam? Aaron flower, you know, I ain't selling no whoop to you telling you the truth
Starting point is 01:06:45 Philip what it do? Richard what it do like I told y'all man this weekend man coming up Dallas, Texas Addison, Texas five shows man Grab them tickets, man. Go ahead and grab them right now while you on live right now, man Grab them right now man. Pull up see your boy. I'm have a trash march on deck Uh got my boy Eddie green gonna be in the building. JB Bradswell gonna be in the building. Charlie gonna be in the building. Maluchi gonna be in the building.
Starting point is 01:07:11 I got my whole team gonna be in the building. Man, I'm building something, man. It ain't always about me, man. It's about us. Yeah, it's about us. It's our time, man. And this what we doing right now. Pull up on your boy.
Starting point is 01:07:22 So I got to go Raven's, y'all. One, so I got to go 49. I want I got to go for the nine going on one For sure sad baby, we most definitely for the sale of doubt Some are talking about who's selling the gas see I got that diss ain't trash pull up Pull up y'all used to get rigid. I got that real smoke that's going to hit you though. Yeah. Real talk. You know I'm going to see y'all tomorrow night, Monday night, me and T.O.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Every Monday night me and T.O. going to be going live, man. Appreciate the love y'all been showing me and T.O. You see I'm rocking the girl. Go and support my homie T.O. too. Go rock his girl. You see I'm rocking the set right now, man. That's what we got to do. We got to big up one another, man. I could easily be on here wearing my own shit, but I'm rocking this shit right now, man. That's what we got to do. We got to big up one another, man.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I could easily be on here wearing my own shit, but I'm rocking somebody else's shit. If I can go out here and buy designer, I can wear my brothers and my sister's shit, man. Y'all got some merch out there. Hey, man, get on here and shout it out. I'll give y'all shout outs for free. That's what I do. Y'all watching my show, that's the least I can do for y'all. Sure, y'all, you know, we're a team.
Starting point is 01:08:27 We a motherfucking team. Don't forget that. My Cowboy Nation, you know how we're going to beat them. We're going to beat them Steelers this Sunday. And I'm going to talk about it on stage while I'm up there in Dallas wearing my Cowboy Grip. When you come into my show and you're a Dallas fan, I want to see Cowboy Jerry's. I want to see blue and gray every motherfucking world. I want your hand greasy from Ruel's chicken. I want to see blue and gray every motherfucking world. I want your hand greasy from Ruel's chicken.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I want to see the shag haircut. I want to see the big T-Jaw and y'all be motherfuckers be wearing, claiming they real and you know when they ain't trash. Pull up. I'm Bubba Dubb. That's my time and I'm out. The Volume Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos.
Starting point is 01:09:12 It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else and how deep do his lies go? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question, starting October 3rd. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,
Starting point is 01:09:54 Astead Herndon, Karl Rove, and David Axelrod. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlamagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, starting October 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My name is Ariel. I moved to the US at 19.
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