Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps NFL Week 14 action!!

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

Bubba Dub goes LIVE to recap Sunday’s slate of NFL football including Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills losing in a shootout to Matthew Stafford and the Los Angeles Rams 44-42. Where the hell is the ...defense at Buffalo!?#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 Cuz I got a lot to talk about tonight and I hope you ready to listen because i'm gonna talk Hit the like button right now Yeah Don't hit the like button right now don't hit the subscribe button Yep, go ahead and subscribe and turn you keep your notifications on don't you cut the mother because i don't think because you're gonna want to know what i'm dropping over him dropping number heat know we just got through watching the cheese and the chargers we don't get to that in the mean but let me start to show out with the buffalo bills in the la realm Rams. I won't Matthew Stafford.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I tested right now. Him and Pukka Nakua, I want them drug tested right now. I ain't seen a quarterback and a wide receiver hook up like that since Thomas Edward Brady and Randy Moss. What does Pukka Nakua got come from? Where he come from? Why? What is he? Catching everything. Ballerina catches with his toes and shit. I ain't never seen nothing like the way he was dragging his toes today. He was dragging it like Michael Jackson do when he was doing
Starting point is 00:02:57 the moonwalk. Where these damn rams come from? It's the weed, I'm telling you. That's what it is. Ain't nobody been talking like the Rams all year all of a sudden now they kicking ass I think Matthew Stafford eating on eating that Mexican meat that's what I think that ain't no that ain't H-E-B meat he eating that ain't Walmart meat he eating that ain't Kroger's meat, that's Mesquite market meat. He getting up there in L.A. Man, it's the best. Say what you want about the Mesquite, but they got the cheapest meat on the market. Man, you catch me at a few of the markets,
Starting point is 00:03:35 on shopping and something. If you see me, mind your business. And my name ain't Dub no more at the Mesquite meat markets. It's Señor Dub. My last name, not Bubba Dub, Bubba markets. It's senior dog. My last name not Bubba, dog. Bubba, ah, Bubba on in this. That's what you call me when you see me up in the, how y'all doing tonight?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Damn Buffalo defense trash, can't stop shit. Can't stop shit. Matthew Staffan went up and down the field, did whatever he wanted. Had 320 passing yards. Do you hear me? Sean McVay said, hold on, y'all keep talking about the Eagles. Y'all keep talking about the Lions.
Starting point is 00:04:14 What about us? We coming. Don't forget four, five years ago, Matthew Stafford won that Marine with the Mariams. Oh, but we forgot about that. They ain't the same team They ain't got bad knees injury. Oh, they're beckham jr. No more Yeah, but oh yo boy retired over there y'all know what i'm talking about defense um, uh, n over
Starting point is 00:04:39 Who retired I can't think of his name right now tip of my tongue But he was one of the greatest defense players they ever played a game he didn't retire so people kind of wrote the la la smoking weed rams out but they right here they showed me some of the day and i'm talking about the bills office is there josh allen hey you're bald i can't i ain't got nothing to say to the office. It's all defense. Damar Hamlin, where your ass at? God bless you with another chance and you're stinking it up. I need you to make a play. I need you to get your bad ass off the field so my office can get on the field and score.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Y'all couldn't get off the field for nothing. Time I look around, Cooper Cook, Pooka Nooka, Kyrene William, Steve Urkel, got Jerry Seinfeld. Every time L.A. Round wanted to do something, they done it. It's getting good, ladies and
Starting point is 00:05:36 gentlemen, the NFL is good and good. Do y'all hear me? I got to get credit with credit, dude. L.A. Round, y'all got me on. I'm watching now. I'm paying attention and with credit. Do L. A. Round. Y'all got me on. I'm watching now. I'm paying attention and I'm over here Monday morning. Matthew Stafford and his receiver got drug tested. Y'all drug testing everybody else. Drug testing. Drug testing right damn now. Matthew Stafford, 49 years old, still throwing the ball like he's 23. See,
Starting point is 00:06:07 he ain't lost no grip. I mean he ain't lost none. So many things, y'all. Yeah, L.A. Rams here, y'all. I don't like this in general. In case y'all don't know what's going on now, it's three teams now in the intercede. Yeah, I know y'all thinking man What about Washington? I don't trust Washington. No mama can play house While they ain't put out here out in 30 years While they were yeah, you ain't put it here in 30 years pain. It's time for you to get back in the booth It's time for you watch them jump them dress and let's get to it both. It's time for you to watch them dress and let's get to it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I rocked with Wale. Wale a dope artist, but you ain't driving nothing. You ain't driving no hits in a minute. It's all about the hits for me. Cardi B you running around in this mother fucker crying, talking about you spending three million a month, get your big flat ass on the road. And I'll say, y'all stop making babies. Stop making babies, damn it. What's going on in the world right now? Jay-Z getting accused of rape? I don't like that shit one bit. Allegedly. Y'all trying to bring every black legal we got. Buff ain't never been illegal. He always been top of the boogie bandit clan. That's it
Starting point is 00:07:25 Now y'all bringing hoes in this mess. I don't like it Tracy ain't right no mother in 12 13 year old when he got fire that Beyonce up there or whoever else he won't That's the whole age took paid Y'all better stop playing with hoes name like that. I don't like it Y'all better stop playing with hoes name like that. I don't like it. Look at the black people. We need to rally around hoes. And I ain't meanin' that marching shit either.
Starting point is 00:07:53 That marching shit dead. All that marching and peaceful ass protest. Never. How the white folks? White folks don't march what they do. They storm. We ain't never heard no white people march. You always heard them storm in the cow.
Starting point is 00:08:09 God damn it, we gonna storm the courtrooms when they try to bring home enough. We gonna get this dismissed immediately. That's the difference between us and black and white folks, man. Ain't that much different? Just a little bit. We march and protest. White people see it. They see it. They stormin'. You better get out the motherfuckin' white boy away when they came through that capitol. Shit. You were bloodlice everywhere in the White House yard. It wasn't no brother. Shit. It wasn't no brother on the streets that day. No white boy wasn't bullshitting.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yeah, white people know how to come together. We don't know how to do nothing but come together and horn one another. When we gonna have some unity. When the church gonna start back letting me eat again on Sundays. There's a whole lot of things I don't like going on. When gas gonna go down? When y'all hoes gonna start back selling stamps? When the Cowboys gonna win another Super Bowl again? Dammit these are questions I wouldn't know tonight.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Too much going on for me. Sorry I got off track y'all. Let me get back to the game in hand. But the Rams got something. The Beals got something too. But the Rams got some bills got some too But the defense got to be be better If I'm on the plane, I'm on the outfit I'm talking about talking cash money shit to the defense to the heck defense coordinator defense assistant linebacker
Starting point is 00:09:37 Coach, I don't give a damn if it deep is I'm going off going on. Well, my stealer fans that way y'all that y'all don't win down there and be blind as James Winston. That's what you're supposed to do. You ain't get no points for me. Stealer from beating up on them blind ass Browns. You're not getting enough. Jamis is who we thought he was. You're a throw two and he's going to give away to love Jamis. I want him to get pegged after this season,
Starting point is 00:10:07 but the boy need to do something with his goddamn eyes. I thought a Cobra spitting his damn eyes. That's why he couldn't see the second hand. A Cobra, a spitting Cobra, spit and Jamers went to die. That's what I'm blaming it on. He played good first hand. Second hand, missing, in action. Them damn speeches only work for two quarters.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Russell Wilson had 15 for 26, 158 yards, two T's, no interception, Nigel Harris 16 carat, 53 yard, Jamus Brown Winston 24 for 41, 222 yard, two pitch, two touchdown. Judd Judy 5 for 64, Nick Chubb 11 for 48. At the end of the day, the turnovers with the Browns is what's costing them. Jamus Bline Winston will have you in the game, but he will throw you out of the game. And then, but it ain't even that, he just exciting to watch because you
Starting point is 00:11:04 gonna never know what he gonna do. It's his mannerism. It's his faces that he made throughout the game to make you entertain to watch the Cleveland Brown. I'm sorry to say this, but if I'm the Cleveland Brown, I'm not bringing massage parlor Watson back. He, you're through.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Do you hear me? Massage parlor, you're through. Praying you come back from a,. Um, come to prayer and you come back from that from that injury. Hope you get back healthy and all that. But you do in Cleveland. Don't bomb through the home and sing it mother. It's still with you. See you at the crossroads.
Starting point is 00:11:38 See you at the crossroads. You gonna be lonely. See you do. And I'm cleaning around I'm giving James blind Winston a three-year deal 95 million dollar deal 60 guarantee I can do better with that then what I got now for 250 million with a sword parla Wassa, he'll limit Houston Texans. So y'all are women He'll 2018 Bentley with Savage titles.
Starting point is 00:12:10 That's Masar's parlor watch. Goddamn Steelers, what's the Steelers record? 10 and 3, looking real cool. Damn Steelers, they bad. Steelers, they bad. And I love to see Mike Tumlin still ain't never had no losing record in the season. I love it I'm all for that now switching girls to college eric benham you know the officer coordinator that was with the royal Ross the commander that we was hoping and wishing we got a job. I'm here to tell y'all right now y'all he ain't woofer
Starting point is 00:12:43 Damn everywhere he go his ass getting released. Putting out them fake ass statements. Ah, we just wanted to part ways. No, we didn't. They wanted to get rid of your ass and they did. I want to go back to the NFL. Don't nobody want you fam? I think all this huffing and puffing,
Starting point is 00:13:00 talking shit to everybody. And God damn it, you ain't woof a damn. You gonna let me down Eric Benham I'm thinking you wanted to warn when you with with the cheese when they won I'm a shit. You shit you wasn't doing nothing but drinking coffee eating donuts You shit your ass down somewhere big pan leg wearing it you shit your ass down somewhere Jack learning smile having sound somewhere wearing ass. You shit your ass down somewhere. Jack Lange smile having a sound somewhere. You ain't done nothing but that damn Russell Wilson. No that that that that that smooth motherfucker is coming and came up there in Pittsburgh and changed the culture.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm talking about winning culture by believing that we can go all the way. They ain't had that belief in a minute since touchy touchy big being retired They had that kind of feeling in the long time up there now. They really feel they really believe they can go and win this And that's all it takes a team to win and believe in they sell. That's all it take these days man Eagles y'all seen what y'all did to the Carolina pound and you damn near lost Gilly Gilly you running around here bragging your damn little lost to the great Carolina grass I don't know what's going on with J Lassippe hurts, but he ain't throwing the ball like he posted They relying on say corn right now and it's working
Starting point is 00:14:22 Hey Every every game say corn got over 120 something yard rushing. The Philadelphia Eagles run game is down. Pass the game ain't there. And I know the fans watching the game like, duh man, I ain't gonna lie man, you being nunchucks. I know damn well I am. The offense of that game ain't done yet. And I don't know, I don't really know if they can get it done. I don't. If they do, it's like, it's how? But right now, Jalen Hurts is not throwing the ball woof or damn, I don't know what's going on with him. But the Eagles, if y'all wanna go on
Starting point is 00:14:51 and compete for a championship, you're gonna need him to be able to throw the ball better than what he's been throwing. Because best trust and believe, they gonna start putting eight, nine people in the box to stop St. Corn, can he throw the ball? Consistently to get y'all over the top? Because Detroit gonna be right there waiting on your ass.
Starting point is 00:15:13 The Rams gonna be right there waiting to hit but on y'all ass. How y'all feeling today? Man, it was some good games today, man. Watching the Eagles. Because Rajon threw a nice ball at the end to the receiver, he Man, it was some good games today, man, watching the Eagles. Because Raj Young threw a nice ball at the end to the receiver. He just dropped it. If he catch that, they might just win that game. They might just win that game.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Shout out to the Eagles, though. Y'all rocking and rolling right now. The game we just got through watching the Chiefs and the L.A. Char Chargers Let me just say this you gotta keep Patrick Mahomes off the field It's simple as that John Hart. I mean a Jim Harbour. Hey, you're doing a hell of a job You over going the sideline and nipping but what's wrong with you? You walk around like you got hot cars on your damn feet What's going on and Patrick Mahomes slow down motherfucker? He affected but he's slow. What's the speed and Patrick Patrick my home slow down a motherfucker? He affected, but he's slow. Well, I got some speed of a sloth I've never seen a black walk about that motherfucking slow. I think James Winston can now run my home I'm getting be honest. I donall know I ain't telling the truth.
Starting point is 00:16:25 My heart was so slow, white people started denying me. I'm sure he black. I'm looking at that thing, hell you know what? You know what, Ray, you right. I don't know. What, really, he got hot cars on his feet? I'm just trying to tell you, Travis Kelsey don't look the same. I don't know what Taylor Swift doing to him.
Starting point is 00:16:43 My homie don't know what it is, but you see but he ain't running them routes like he used to run. He used to run with Angle. Nah, he gets happy all the damn sudden. They let me know one goddamn thing. Taylor Swift and him, they ate raisin potato salad for Thanksgiving. I don't like it. When he had that sister, he would eat sweet potato pie. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame.
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Starting point is 00:19:30 like the one we just had, it's hard to read the news without asking yourself every five seconds, how did we get here? That's exactly what we're always trying to figure out on Fiasco, a history podcast from the co-creators of Slow Burn. In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point
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Starting point is 00:20:05 find out how a statistical tie in the Florida vote count put the nation into an unprecedented holding pattern, during which American voters waited with bated breath to find out whether Al Gore or George W. Bush would be the next president of the United States. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Travis Kelsey eating everything and she wasn't paying no bills either. Mm-mm, not that sister. Mm-mm. She said it's her privilege to be with her. Damn, Travis, Travis Uncle said, bye. I'm the prize.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Now her ass is Starbucks. Goddamn it, talk it. Talk it. Stop letting these women run over y'all like that. Travis, she ain't Travis Kissing her. I'm going to go out and like wet dogs, but them motherfuckers gonna beat us up, pour they own. I'm not boasting, smell like wet dogs, but them motherfuckers gonna beat us up, pour they own. I'm not boasting, smell like wet dogs, but them motherfuckers gonna beat us up, pour
Starting point is 00:21:22 they own. I'm not boasting, smell like wet dogs, but the motherfuckers gonna beat us up for they own We get to the show two hours late talking shit smell like weed and everything Torn up to the very end now show up in the beginning The goddamn white people can show up to them so five days before the show we brighter can get down on the day I'll show that's the difference between us and white people Cuz I really want to know that's the different. I'm fucking white people gonna be on time shoot time
Starting point is 00:22:00 Peppermint in a pocket ready to go phone Phone charged up to the max. iPhone, shit, 15% left. Just like some of you black women right now. That rose you got, you can't even find a charger to that motherfucker. That's how many times you gonna use it. White people after they get through using them damn toy, and putting it back in the box and putting it up somewhere. Now black people, y'all got it under the pillowcase, under the bed, in your drawer, in your glove compartment or your car.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Stop it. Damn thing contaminated. Contaminated coo, you're having ass. Sit down some motherfucking well. Sit down some well. God damn Blake was kicking ass tonight too. Somebody give me the stole. Last time I checked checked they were kicking Portland
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yes, and brawn didn't play. That's good. Sit your old ass down and rest, nigga Damn tired the damn the three of them ties slim. You need some new ties Get you some bowl. We die here next time we ride voles the bro The broo FaceTime, we ride vogue, the blues. The blues. This is why we a face having that. Sit down somewhere, let AD do what he supposed to do. Let Ruey do what he supposed to do. Let them youngsters do this.
Starting point is 00:23:16 You just come in every night then. You gotta act like a lion. They let the lioness go out there and make all the God damn kill. And when they need him to come in and grab his big buffalo, here he come. That's what you gotta do, brah. Let everybody and make all the goddamn kill and when they need him to come in and grab his big buffalo hurry come on that's what you gotta do brah let everybody else do all the work and in the end you bring it home that's what it's about for all you Laker hangers see it ain't over yet we finna make a trade. We're gonna keep random in
Starting point is 00:23:47 How much help the brownie he thought Some of y'all watching this on 30 years old you own all kind of pills trying to get that man go tell me online But brawn can't get no hip shit Tell me I'm lying. But Bruin can't get no help. Shit, he needed it. Playing in L.A. right now, then they eased him. Bruin had about four years left. Shit, Bruin got four days left with them Lakers. They might set him out tonight and I'm not blaming JJ Reddick. No, I'm not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I'm blaming the players. I'm blaming them. It's all about them. It's about if they want it or not. That's the kind of stuff. If I'm starting me a team right now, I'm getting me a player that he wanted. He ain't just satisfied with winning one ring. He want all the rings. He ain't friends with nobody. He bullying. That's kind of motherfucking players I want on my team if I'm LA Lakers I'm going out getting Brandon Ingram or I'm trying to get a little mellow ball damn it I'm trying to get somebody over there to help what I got going. Folks don't want to help no more people want to sit around and just talk and
Starting point is 00:24:58 get a suggestion damn I'll let that get down to the nitty gritty what's going on with the Laker defense? They not getting back on defense. They can't shoot. They ain't get no steals. They ain't playing the passing lane. They ain't communicate. They ain't doing a whole lot of nothing up there.
Starting point is 00:25:14 But that's okay. After the first of the year, I'm be in LA a whole lot at them games. It only has. I'm not sparing no damn body. There'll be some changes around here. We're gonna get it right. But my Dallas Cowboy fans, I'm gonna need you to get it right. And I'm gonna need you tomorrow up at that game getting ready to cheer our team on.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Because damn it, we going to water mile. Oh yeah, we got them bad- bagels and we gon' beat em. Dak I don't need your rabid ass at the game tomorrow night either. Stay your bad luck ass at the house. Sign up that new ring you got for your woman cause we gon' want you at the game tomorrow. We against the world tomorrow baby. Yeah it's cowboy baby. Meal against the world tomorrow baby.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Real talk. Watch what they do? Yeah, why is Cooper rush put on a show? See lamb you better not drop now motherfucking ball or you ain't getting up for Christmas That's coming from st. Nick. Oh And I found out the real reason every white boy won't run back in office They said the power that Biden got on the streets right now trades they say Trump had they a one yolo when he was in the office too I'm talking about hey your full face froze
Starting point is 00:26:34 can't move it no that's what my wife told me say Bob that goddamn pile or when Trump was in the office my whole face from I couldn't move it for days This power now see What the Trump get back and I'm doing white wall gonna be storing that same kind of cocaine that Tony Montana will give them socks That that powder Tony Montana will get from social what he That's what the white boy miss that probably Nathan is getting to January 8th see you you gonna see a whole lot of y'all bosses coming back
Starting point is 00:27:13 from lunch and they know read talking about they got science and know it you know this shit you be all quiet in the morning after come back from lunch by 130 you all excited Telling off on your damn self. We don't broke records. We're gonna we're gonna sell this many humans Now why ain't got no goddamn raised in you? You raising your nose raise my body Suck it to my pocket You got me here slaving on these motherfucking machines and getting these boxes
Starting point is 00:27:46 out of here. I'm funky, arm musty, girl cheating on me, ain't got nothing to eat, car messing up, train missing, slipping, and you in here bragging about how much money the company made. You motherfuckers, you better be talking about how much I'm gonna make. Or I'm telling. Going to HR, going to HR, I'm telling drug test you? Shit. You finna get a body in here. And I don't snort pie. Never have, never will. I don't want pie. I want weed.
Starting point is 00:28:14 I want that this ain't trash. And I got it on deck. In LA, you better stop by Joe's and tell him you want that this ain't trash. Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Blowing whiskers on the snoop dog nose I'm not bullshitting when I put gunk on this this ain't trash baby yeah new crib walks on it's coming Drake started crying to the lawyers we don't wanna hear that
Starting point is 00:28:35 motherfucking shit Drake let this shit go I don't want you yellow motherfuckers to keep this shit going you already lost the pushin now you lost the country let it go well you offer to a black boy let it go Well, you got a better chance of beefing with soldier boy Push it take it leave them motherfuckers alone Got too much time on your hand drizzling. I know you can move out here to the city See you got your wrench man, right them goddamn horses, man You got enough money right the more so let that shit go
Starting point is 00:29:13 You ain't kiddin need to come together and get on album and have sales on no picture Shit Yeah, I'm grateful man, yeah, I'm grateful y'all turn y'all back on Drake. I ain't turning my back on Drake. Y'all have, I ain't, I still, I'm still gonna listen to Drake man. When I'm down, when I'm feeling good, I'm putting Drake on. Drake got that good ride music that I wanna listen to. Know what I'm saying? That's what I wanna listen to. When I'm feeling powerful and on my, I wanna listen to Kendrick.
Starting point is 00:29:42 When I want some motivation, I'm I'm feeling powerful and on my own. Listen to Kendrick when I want some motivation. I'm listening to Dolph and Nipsey. Well, I want to hear some just jamming that music. I'm putting in look, Kiki and Zero, Paul, while Slim Thugger, South Walker, the whole South. Well, I'm trying to get the little female trying to get to do what they're doing, put on a 30. I'm going to get your little feet man. I'm trying to get a dude to do a point 30. I'm gonna pull on French Yeah, Wilson
Starting point is 00:30:09 I'm gonna put in gong right or not. Jam Tell what y'all move about gonna jam Damn right But you walk with the cowboy do tomorrow night to these 60's and 90's bingo's dude they ain't got no defense either. We gotta attack tomorrow. We Mike McCauley, somebody get Mike McCauley and show him this. We gotta attack them tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Play action. Bootleg. You motherfucking right. I was the first player in the game to go deep nigga and I do mean B. Blue 42. Omaha. I was the first player to go deep and not do mean B. Blue 4-2. Omaha. Show them the ball.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Play action. Come here. We're going to get the defense to run and suck them in. Like my baby mom. Suck them in. And we're going over the top. Come here. Y'all thought I gave up on the Cowboy.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I was up to something. But I've been telling y'all, my two teams is the Cowboys and the Beals. Everybody else, do you hear me? It's Cowboy and Beal Nation over here. And I can have two teams. Y'all can't tell me what I can and I can't do oh I picked DMX man oh I picked DMX man one of the one of the man these DMX were one of no more ones man but as you as we can see just on the real tip right on the real note right now
Starting point is 00:31:44 man it's like so many of us black folks that we looked up to, I ain't going to say we looked up to Pete Diggie or nothing like that. But some of the black folks that we looked up to, the millionaires and billionaires that we inspire to be successful, they turned them down. For whatever reason, I don't know what these boys are doing at these parties. I really don't know. But now it seems this shit ain't even fun no more, man. I joked and laughed with the P. Diggie situation, but he brought that on himself, man. You know, that boy abused his power.
Starting point is 00:32:13 But this Jay-Z accusations now, I don't like that shit. That shit ain't cool. And we got to do better. I don't know, when certain people get a certain amount of money, they start getting a little too motherfucking freaky for me. I don't know we live with certain people getting certain amount of money They start getting a little too motherfucking freaky for me. I I'm getting used to have a party with the lights on now You won't have a party with the lights off now We're not doing I'm gonna have a party. I'm gonna need all y'all motherfucking phone and sign this paper to write you can see
Starting point is 00:32:43 Now you see this bitch she willing to come in here. You see it? You see it in the camera? She willing. Tell them. God damn it. I turn my face around. I'm willing. God damn right. Come on in here. God damn it. You want some thug passion? I'm gonna give it to you. Grind on your motherfucking ass for about 12 minutes. You went missing for 12 minutes and then she'll back on camp. I ain't hold alone Hey, uh-huh 12 minutes in a go for little miss Play around How y'all feeling tonight though, man?
Starting point is 00:33:25 Feeling great. I ain't gonna lie to you, you're never gonna get that cold out here in A-style. That's what I like, man. I mean, it's been raining all day, drizzling all day. I've been blowing all day, writing notes, getting ready for the night. You know. But yeah, man. I'm enjoying myself, man.
Starting point is 00:33:40 You know, I'm feeling real good. Cowboys won two in a row. They're playing tomorrow. I think the Lakers won tonight, so I'm feeling good. I know the B's lost. But no, I'm feeling real good. Cowboys won two in the row. They're playing tomorrow. I think the Lakers won tonight, so I'm feeling good. I know the Beers lost, but no, team not going to win every game. I'm really not too upset. It's that the defense, it gave up 44, bro, to the Rams. Now, I ain't knocking around. Like I said earlier, they're cooking right now, but you can't give up 44 points to the Rams man
Starting point is 00:34:12 And expect you can spend expecting yourself to beat the Ravens and the Chiefs and the Steelers in the playoffs like them the team that Y'all gonna have to face because you're gonna have to face the Steelers You're gonna have to face the Ravens like in the Chiefs in order to to get to the Super Bowl Then the teams you gonna have to faith and you gonna have to be able to play all To get to the Superbowl them the teams you gonna have to faith and you gonna have to be able to play our Offense defense special teams like you gonna need all that and right now the defense is letting you down Like you gotta be able to get a stop and get your offense back on the field. That's what gots to happen Okay, okay. What's up my bro get back here on Coleman? He'll be back in this game They'll be back full strength at the, uh, at the office of him. But it's the defense.
Starting point is 00:34:46 The office is not the problem. It's the defense. The whole week they need to fucking work on defense. What the hell they doing over there? Damn right gonna jam. And I'm bullshit you junk gonna jam. All that people who would sneak dissing him, they ain't messing with him right now. Ask anybody right now.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I got gunga in my dick all day, every day. I don't give a damn about who he feel, rat or not. That don't bother me because somebody hear rat. I'm a rat, shit. Do something in front of me and the police tell me if I don't tell them I'm going to jail, bye. We ain't gotta wait the court for you to find out I did it. We can do it right here in this goddamn street.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Come here. Now tell them what you told me you done. Huh, huh, hell? You told me. You told me. You shot such a chug. Did you or not tell me that? No, I ain't tell you that.
Starting point is 00:35:37 You ain't call and tell me that? No, I got the goddamn phone records right here. You ain't got to call Apple and get this shit. You can get it right here for me right now I ain't coming down town making no statement I'm making it right here in front of who and who ever pull your cameras out I don't give a damn but Bubba Duh won't be going to jail you real and when the time for me to testify I'm coming in my JC penny suit too that I'm gonna spend $175 on you damn right walking in that motherfucking courtroom black and brown There's some real niggas in the jail right now for no reason ain't done nothing, but they keep it in my clothes
Starting point is 00:36:20 If I done it I'm gonna do the time but I ain't done it and you done it you can do your motherfucking time You're gonna do your time Real talk and I'll write you a letter before we took look fam I don't know if you taking this trial or not But if I were you I wouldn't take this shit right here to trial because I'm letting you know right now I'm justifying you ain't got to wander try to suppress the evidence I'm just fine against you I want you to know so if they all feel to take the team cuz you don't take that you ain't going I'm telling you now take the team I mean business that motherfucking courtroom, I mean business. I ain't just taking you down. I'm taking anybody else, whoever else I know.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Shit, I'm a real one. They're gonna take me to Golden Corral after this motherfucking testimony. I bet you that. Big meatloaf, string bean, mashed potatoes with the roast. Come here. And if I'm really good, they say I can get some jello afterwards. Come here. Come here, and if I'm really good, they said I can give you some jello afterwards. Come here. I'm in Golden Corral, getting off. That's the first place, second place fish. With the garage. Boy, I'm gonna be getting off up there in Golden Corral, boy.
Starting point is 00:37:39 You can't miss me there. Shit. I'm big smiles, and I'm in Golden Corral. I got three or four places. Now, I'm big smiles and I'm gonna go to the carriere. I got three or four places. Now I'm getting out. All because I told the truth. Mama always told me the truth will set you free and damn it I'm gonna tell the truth and nothing but the truth. Y'all. Don't know what's going on. Y'all going to the one I'm going to off the chain. Skylight frame is more than just a photo frame.
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Starting point is 00:39:19 You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this Boomstock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week buying power column. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders.
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Starting point is 00:40:26 In the aftermath of a transformative election like the one we just had, it's hard to read the news without asking yourself, every five seconds, how did we get here? That's exactly what we're always trying to figure out on Fiasco, a history podcast from the co-creators of Slow Burn. In our first season, Bush v Gore,
Starting point is 00:40:44 we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which came down to a recount in Florida and ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. In many ways, it's the beginning of the story we're living through right now. So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment,
Starting point is 00:41:02 check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore, and find out how a statistical tie in the Florida vote count put the nation into an unprecedented holding pattern, during which American voters waited with bated breath to find out whether Al Gore or George W. Bush would be the next president of the United States. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. y'all got people that's calling your body each and every day always complaining about this and that not grateful tell me get closer to God and I ain't saying going to church but I'm saying they need to find them somebody a spiritual person to confide in don't let it be you I can't save you if you're blind I
Starting point is 00:42:00 can't heal you I know who can and man go I can't do nothing I can't heal you. I know who can. That man go, I can't do nothing. I can't do nothing for you. You want some money? I give you $30. That's about it. And don't you spend it all in one spot either cause that's all you getting from me. Telling y'all the truth. If you're watching this show, then you know it's been presented by Price Picks.
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Starting point is 00:42:39 put my promo code in, right there, stand there, right there, there you go, and if you can't watch my show, and all you can do is listen to it Apple podcast Spotify type in the bubble dub show download it that's how you can help me let's get this show up 13 in the chat don't like it need to be 45 hundred in the chat y'all ain't getting this kind of sports talk nowhere man come on now let's be real ESPN trash need me on them bring some excitement to the game let's talk about Buffalo defense then get down damn sack they gonna say that on ESPN and Fox
Starting point is 00:43:16 hell all they ain't all they gonna talk about is 44 42 it was a shootout let's talk about them not get no damn sack Vaughn Miller where you No, you run around chasing the damn rooster chase the quarterback. I Know you alleged I know you're old but you gonna play only on third down You got one job to get in and get to the quarterback damage. You ain't doing your job From the head coach I'm going another somebody's gonna get released on the defense Somebody's gonna get released. On the defense. Somebody's gonna get released. I said each and every motherfucking day.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Somebody on the defense is gonna get released. Bet y'all start playing him. They gonna spoil you in any way. Thanksgiving to gay you turkeys. They gonna gay you a motherfucking hen. You'll be a little bit more hungry. See a hen ain't the size of a turkey. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:44:09 I'm giving you hens. Giving you something to eat and you, oh I'm still hungry though. You eat that turkey, you're going to sleep. That's what's going on with Buffalo defense. They been eating turkey. I start feeding you what Trump say them boys down here eating them animals. I start feeding you that That's it what Trump just said and just posted again first day in office you in legal school
Starting point is 00:44:37 I'm gonna be the first one at work that day, too. I can't wait for y'all to get y'all service papers get y'all ass I can't wait for y'all to get y'all service papers get y'all ass But hey boys if you got any businesses if you're illegal you got any businesses before you get up out here I'm willing to cash you out on whatever you got I'm willing to cash you out on whatever you got company or whatever they are If you got a lawn mower service the G-roadRoll turns, come here, I'll cash you out. But you can't use it over there. Wherever you're from, you can't use it over there. God damn it, I can't use it.
Starting point is 00:45:16 How y'all feeling tonight though, man? I'm on one, feeling real good, man. I get in these zones, man. When I feed off y'all, I feed off the energy of everybody, man. I'm an energy person, man. A person can come around me with bad energy. I can feel it. I get away from them.
Starting point is 00:45:34 That's what you got to start doing with some people in your life when they come around and when they call you, text you. You know what I'm saying? You can feel the energy in the text. You can feel the energy in the phone calls. Sometimes you got to shift away from that. I ain't on that. I ain't trying to hear that. Don't be calling telling me what somebody said about me. Let them talk. They talked about Jesus. What makes you think they ain't going to talk about me? I don't care what people say about me. I don't. Because I'm going to keep pushing.
Starting point is 00:46:00 I'm going to keep being me. Some of y'all got to keep doing the same thing. Sometimes you let what people say to you You let it hinder you you let it get you down now. You don't want to do this You can keep doing what you doing you can start keep killing people with kindness man, it's all you gotta do So all you gotta do and people you been around people you being good to if they ain't giving you the same energy Stop giving it to them start treating people how they treat you To my fellows on her 45 and up you go to these stores every day get gas get you some coffee And you go home and your woman complain
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's the thing don't work like it used to you better start asking them I'll fuck your arm as Indians in that store for them goddamn honey bags. That's all you got to do Don't be ashamed James And you take that motherfucker honey pack chain you wait till the grandkids gone well and you slide you Going in that goddamn motion she gonna know something ain't right cuz you look another you ain't look like that my sick mother you tired of her funky ass she tired of your know me getting up having that but god damn you take that hundred pack if you don't want to take that you can take that
Starting point is 00:47:16 roast pork either one you can't lose when you take it you get the rub it on her motherfucking ass what she know you really want now she like you ain't gonna better do nothing weird. You gonna say nothing. You just keep on doing what you supposed to do. And when you get up in that motherfucker, you act a ass. And I mean you act a ass in a toot. God damn, might have a room, no.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Now that's when you control the thing. One thing about black people we take control white people we seize control you see the difference we take control by people we seize control just got them different word between control and seize control I love them but the motherfuckers think when they do that shit. They season shit. They smart You know ain't boy see what y'all like I'm telling you some real shit we take control man white people we seize control Y'all better start learning I just look like this putting you on game I just look like this putting you on pain I said I'm putting them on game. They better listen to me. I might be wrong on couple games and all that shit for the most part I'm right. I'm not right. I always I don't when I'm wrong alone
Starting point is 00:48:39 But she I'm putting y'all game tonight, but y'all won't hear that other me though. Y'all don't want to hear that other bullshit and all this and that. You're going to get the real on this Bubba Dubb show. If you don't get nothing there, you're going to get the real right here. Bubba Dubb's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell no. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I told you you're going to get the real. If you're watching this show, then you already know it's time for the hell nock setting. Somebody ask me, Bubba Dubb, would you ever leave a Dallas Cowboy for the Cleveland Brown? Hell no. I might talk shit, I might go to war, I might leave a cowboy for a week or two weeks, but I'm always going to come right back home. Dallas Cowboys is home to me. And I know y'all Negroes, Hispanics, white people don't want to hear this, but that
Starting point is 00:49:25 little cowboy still American Sting. I don't give a damn. We ain't one since 95. I don't give a damn. Each and every Sunday that we play, a Monday that we play, y'all motherfuckers tuning in and watch us. Y'all tuning in and watch us. Whether we win or lose, you're watching.
Starting point is 00:49:39 It's time for y'all to start pushing respect on old Jerry Jones' name. He ain't wolfing down as a oomph. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. He ain't a big deal. Whether we win or lose, you're watching. It's time for y'all to start push respect on old Jerry Jones' name. He ain't wolfing down as a animal. But as a businessman, he's one of them ones.
Starting point is 00:49:53 And that's the tour I'm going on starting February. Yeah, go to bubbedubent.com and you can find out where my show is going to be at. And you can find out what's going on with me. Bubbedubent.com right now. Go over there and see where find out what's going on with me? What would up nt.com right now go there see what my next show gonna be here. I got a go see what I got come Dung it up top what's good fam Kenny William, what it do? Cowboys ain't nothing but entertainment. We ain't feeling we and nothing over there and it's okay And we ain't thinking we ain't nothing over there. And it's okay, because I like the excitement it bring. I like bringing out my barbecue pit
Starting point is 00:50:28 and putting that good old, boy I'm telling you beef ain't shit to a barbecue pit. We gonna smoke some. Think I won't put no meat on the pit and smoke shit. Soon it's like the energy. Soon you put some on the pit, people call. I know y'all got some ego Man, I ain't got nothing going line like a mother. What was the first thing your girl do showing it on snapchat?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Just told me people I ain't got any you want snapchat So when he brief I had patties I can put the kill And I'm doing juicy ass patties too. I'm talking about juicy like Jennifer Lopez in 1999. I do anything for Selena. She come here. She can't handle JLo, they couldn't handle you. Can't handle none of them. Need to come to me and jing around the block.
Starting point is 00:51:25 What I do to Jenny by why I take Jennifer Lopez court hit licks in it bomb real one boy I'm a real one I get J lo-co and have it hot What we do What we do? Yeah, I see the Dolphins got that win, tune the fist tour. Tyreek finally had a good game. He just had another child too. Shout out to Tyreek Hill, them 10-11 kids having that, man.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I just hope you stacking that paper right way and putting it up, man. Them 10-11 kids gonna eat through that. Yeah, boy, you need to start pulling out. That's ridiculous. I'm gonna give a damn how much money you got man. It's hard to be a father to that many kids especially if they not in your household man. That's just ridiculous. That's real talk. Hard to be a father. You can be a father money ain't everything man. Them kids need to be needing time. That's hard, man. 10, 11 kids, shit. That's shit. Ain't no way.
Starting point is 00:52:31 But make this shit make sense. I know Elon got 10, 11, shit. He finna be a trillion now. Shagga took a four, get Niners too. That bounce back win over them SIRAS, Chicago Bals too. I'm gonna get a shit. Yeah, I gotta get love to the teams that that that one today So I got to the Seahawks they beat the Arizona corner Gino Smith Y'all need to go and give Gino Smith extension to go on and get that man extension. Seattle. Stop playing with it
Starting point is 00:53:00 Tiger the disrespect Sorry Kirk Cousin lost again need to pinch them damn falcon got blew out by them by they need to be a strong cousin right now What the hell y'all game 100 million dollars for anyway, so the game 55 million and a honey bun and damn it go to work Can't get nobody a hundred million dollar and a wag bun and damn it go to work. Can't get nobody a hundred million dollars and a Wagyu steak he threw. You know we feelin', we know what the cowboy's finna do. I ain't gotta talk about it anymore.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Y'all ain't gonna wanna see me tomorrow. Tomorrow night y'all ain't gonna wanna see me. Cause you know I'm going live again tomorrow night and you ain't gonna wanna see me. Because you know I'm going to lie again tomorrow night and you ain't gonna see me. So I was saying trash of the day, Buffalo, be a thief. And I do mean trash. Thank you for watching the night show, man. Be right here tomorrow in, around this time, man, after the Dallas Cowboy beat the system at it, bingo.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Peace and love, I'm out. Don't forget to go to bubbedubent.com, man. I'll let you know everything about me. You can keep up with me, man. Peace and blessings, man. One. The volume. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.
Starting point is 00:54:30 So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this BIM stock stuff I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. The impact of a meal goes well beyond feeding our bodies, because feeling full can sound like this. How did the interview go?
Starting point is 00:55:02 I did it! I got the job! I can't believe it! And like this. Mom! I got first? I did it! I got the job! I can't believe it! And like this. Mom! I got first place at the science fair with my volcano project! That's amazing, sweetie. Congratulations! Because when people are fed, futures are nourished, and everyone deserves to live a full life.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Join the movement to end hunger at feedingamerica.org slash act now. Brought to you by Feeding America and the Ad Council. It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here? Fiasco is a history podcast from the co-creators of Slow Burn. In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco Bush v Gore. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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