Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps the Commanders demolishing the Lions & Chiefs beating the Texans!!

Episode Date: January 19, 2025

Bubba Dub goes live after Jayden Daniels and the Washington Commanders defeat the Detroit Lions 45-31. Jared Goff is the QB who looked like a rookie in this game. TRASHH!! Plus, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs beat up CJ Stroud and the Houston Texans, but not without some help from the zebras!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We on time tonight, baby. We on time tonight. Welcome to the BUBBA DUB show. I'm the host. Yeah, me. Don't hit the like button while you're here. Don't hit the subscribe button. If you already here,

if you already hit the subscribe button, man, make sure you hit the like button, man. Real talk, get in the chat, chop it up with your boy, man. Keep your notifications turned on. We had some ball games today. We had some ball games today and we started with the game that we just got through watching. Yeah!

The Indians, I mean the commander, scalped the damn lines tonight. That's what they did. I thought it was illegal to kill a damn line. That's what I thought. I thought you couldn't go out and kill a line. You have to have a license to kill a line. But the commander said, never, never. Let me take my glasses off.

I wanna give a shout out to BAM Blood, Magic Johnson, EJ, I know you got your Versace purrs. You some were a two neck ass up in LA. You ain't even got to have the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the house furnished of things on the mode, the fireplace, cause it's already on fire up there. You got to have the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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Jane Daniels y'all I'm feeling really good dive deep into this shit tonight and talk sports with y'all we gonna have fun I'm gonna break this stuff down for y'all tonight. Jane Daniels y'all is a rookie Do you hear me? A rookie 22 for 31 299 passing yard 2 2 TDs, no interceptions. Now who look like a rookie tonight? Jared Goat. Trash. And I tell you why Detroit lost. Y'all had Jello Ball out there performing. Trash. Eminem rolling over in Aussie cotton fields right goddamn now. Do you hear me? Harry Ford rolling over in our goddamn carports right now.

Oh, this the year. It had me through, y'all. This Detroit, your Detroit going all the motherfucking way. But let me tell y'all something tonight, ladies and gentlemen that's watching this bubble dub show it's two things in this life that's promised to us death and the goddamn Detroit Lions are never winning a Super Bowl that's what's promised nico oh Dallas didn't make it we ain't worried about Dallas we worried about y'all kind of charged $1,000 for the park a damn car trash you ain't gotta worry

about your own motherfucking moat cuz your ass says your season oh oh yuck y'all came I score seven three first quarter oh yeah y'all feeling real cool Dan Queen said no let me turn this young motherfucking boy loose and that's what they did today turn them loose Ain't never seen nothing. I ain't never seen a rookie this poised I ain't never seen a rookie with so much motherfucking confidence every throw was on the money I'm talking about And I'm gonna tell you what this remind me if I got some old heads watching this show right here tonight And I'm gonna show you what this remind me of right here. Detroit Lions was

show enough off the last drag. Yeah Detroit Lions was show enough. Jaden Daniels damn they was nothing but Bruce Leroy. Now everybody know show enough was supposed to whoop Bruce Leroy ass but it didn't happen tonight, so I'm asking Detroit now when I say who's the man? You say so no Now push some respect on the commander's name. That's what you can do I'll let it's idea never in big meets You know, I love you fam. You're hustler. You're go killer. Let me tell y'all some real shit here tonight on the Bubble Dub Show. They let you walk, so they watched it and could run.

Do you hear me? Now you coming home is a great thing. You having a big old welcome home party and you ain't got the snowman on now? Chas, that's why you lost. You can't do nothing without the snowman. Oh yeah, I know Detroit right now, y'all mad. Y'all high and high. I see your ass on tour. God damn it, you talk that shit to me about them cowboy when y'all beat up.

God damn it, I'm talking shit to you now. Talk to me now, nigga. You crying? Why? Because you got your ass beat. They ran through y'all but they... Gills got off. I gotta give credit what credit do. I'm up here having fun, talking shit. But let me be real for a minute.

Gills, for the lines, kept y'all in it for the longest. Kept y'all in it. But your quarterback, three intercepts. Your quarterback turning the motherfreaking ball over. What? The season over. Dan Campbell gonna do like I did. Get your motherfucking teeth fixed, boy.

I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face.

I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the face. I'm gonna get you in the cell, your quarterback turning the motherfucking ball over. But the season over, they're gonna do like I did. Get your motherfucking teeth fixed, boy. Your teeth look like toffee stains. They ain't gonna cut it. I don't know if you married or not, but whoever woman kissing you sees sick than a motherfucker. We're gonna have fun tonight on this show, and

we're gonna laugh at Detroit Lions all motherfuckin' night. They say them line tenders taste the best. I been waiting for this game all week y'all. Man this gonna be the game right here. I feel like Detroit gonna win this game but my partner Solo been telling me all week bruh it's gonna be an upset dog. Dog it's gonna be an upset.

I didn't believe it. I wasn't trying to hear it but tonight I'm being real with y'all. I'm a believable. That goddamn Dan Quinn put together a game plan that nobody seen coming. He'll hit me in Clint Cleosburg. Oh yeah, y'all remember Clint Cleosburg? He's the bigger coach on the Arizona Cardinals.

God got fired. Wasn't what the damn. Dan Quinn said, come on over here on my team. I'm gonna resurrect your ass. I'm gonna put you to work. And that's what they did here tonight. The game plan was flawless. Oh yeah, quick intermediate routes.

Jack Urch, come here. Terry Mallard, come here. They helped me jump, come here. I'm gonna hit you, then I'm gonna bootleg off the middle and let him run. I'm gonna let my player, Jane Daniels, play to his strengths. And that's what a head coach supposed to do.

You play to your player strengths. If you look at the stat sheet, Detroit had four people throwing the ball tonight. That's why they fucking lost. All that trickery going on. Motherfucker, stop it. Then play ball. Then play ball.

Yeah, that's first round by. Got to put to y'all head. Oh we gotta fight. We gonna be good. Oh watch the one. Oh yeah just say easy man. I been down. It ain't easy man. It ain't easy being cheesy baby. Yeah. Yeah I can show these white motherfuckers now. Yeah, called me a couple months ago. I would have never done that. But now I'm gonna let my motherfucking teeth shine. Yeah, like a fresh parasol, bold ties down here in H-town, baby. Yeah, y'all talk to me. Talk to me tonight.

Let's have some fun tonight. That's what we gonna do here tonight. We gonna have some fun tonight,'all. JG5 is him Yeah straight out of LSU. It's a dog and you gonna find me in quarterbacks y'all as a rookie They're doing the things he doing sometimes rookies get a little jittery in the pocket. They get a little antsy not this nigga I don't know where this nigga from this nigga got ice water and his by Angie in the pocket that ain't open that ain't open I'm gonna take out with it. Then when he back in the pocket that don't hurt some Looking real fucking toys to me

Now I'm not saying Washington. I'm going to win it. I'm gonna be a realist. I don't know me They in my division with the cowboy Well, how can you be a cowboy fan and you weren't a Washington commander jersey? I don't do this shit for content fam. This shit all fun and games for you boy You know, I really take this analyst shit to the heart. This is what I really do if you not understand I'm gonna break the game down show you the stats, but I'm gonna have fun with it I can articulate this shit. You understand what I'm saying to you? I got all jerseys, baby, and I'm gonna rhyme I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna get money. I'm gonna enjoy life.

Y'all got to do the same thing. Y'all two invested in these teams, and these teams don't even know your motherfucking ass. They invited you to nail game. They ain't gave you nail jersey free. I think I'm the only one giving you jerseys. But keep on talking your shit to me. It's cool.

I like it. I'm having fun with this shit. And I'm definitely gonna have fun with this game tonight your shit to me. It's cool. I like it. I'm having fun with this shit And i'm definitely gonna have fun with this game tonight 45 to 31 Do you hear me david ruffins rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now? Motown ruckus rolling over in their grave right now Detroit Big bad lines if you ask me Yeah, m&m's mom's spaghetti ain't so good after all is it?

Huh? They say 8 miles bathed up for miles right now. Oh y'all thought y'all had this game won. Some of y'all done took off from work, some of you done went down there and tried to purchase Super Bowl tickets and for what? I don't know. I don't know. But y'all took a ass whoopin' today. Now let me switch to the game that we've seen before. The Houston Texans went down there and played in Missouri. Let me get it right. They went down there and played Missouri.

They played in Missouri. They played the Kansas City Chiefs, but they played in Missouri. Let me get it right. CJ Stroup, you had a hell of a season fam. Let me give it to you. You did what you could do with what you had. But let me tell you something, you cannot beat the zebra in the other zebras.

It's two zebras. It's the refs and it's Pat Mahone. You can't beat both of them. Now fucking chiefs, come on dog, stop saying we cheats. Let me tell y'all one motherfucking thing, man. That was not no helmet to hell me on Pat Mahone early in the ball game to help them sticks keep moving I got to call it like it is dog I'm keeping the 100 but what y'all fail to realize is Andy Reid is the best NFL head coach in the game right now his game planning is

phenomenal do you hear me he done took you see Travis Kelso tonight we seen Travis Kelsey all motherfucking year but you saw Planting is phenomenal. Do you hear me? He can tell you see travel kills night We seen travel kill say all motherfucking you but you saw him tonight. Guess who else y'all seen to you seen two skeletons Two skeletons cool skeleton tailing part and got damn Taylor Swift The white girl damn thing are they gonna skill if they was up there cheering eating our nerves and eating mayonnaise with pickles God damn it, clearly? That's the kind of shit white people eat. They eat pickles with mayonnaise on it.

Who do that? Black people ain't eating no goddamn pickle with mayonnaise on it. Not now, not now. They up there in the suites getting off. They had some FBI up there. That's the kind of clout they are. Take a look who we've got. They ain't got regular cops.

They got FBI swat up there. You can't never get to that white girl. Do you hear me? Not even Michael Jackson can get to Taylor Swift. That's how much clout and power she got. But let me tell y'all something right here today, goddamn it. I love what I seen from the Kansas City Chief Defend, Chris Jones is a dog. They got eight sacks today on CJ Stroud.

And that's why this Texas is at the house right now. And I know my Texas fan, Bum B, Lil Kiki, I love y'all a deal. I know y'all want to pull them slabs out. But if you know like I know, it's gonna get cold in Texas the same way it was cold in Kansas City. So we ain't pulling slabs out. We pulling big trucks and SUVs out this motherfucking weekend. can bet you that you can say the slabs for the summertime My Texas fan, you know, I love you I live right here in the H

I love you But y'all talk cash money shit to me last week when bomb B was on her and all I'm saying is do you want open casket? Or is it cremation? Which one we doing? I'll dub your season being over week six, it's fine. But your season over now. Yeah, we having your Yuletje now. Yeah, do you want fried chicken or baked chicken? What you want?

That's what you want. K-rolls closed tonight, no? K-rolls ain't open tonight. That's all I'm saying It's closed tonight So I got to my homies down in age time to man So I got to my homies man. So I got to my whole movie crew Carol If y'all really watched it go watch it on YouTube right now, man Yeah, it's out to my big homie Topp man real top. That's what we doing now. But the Texas y'all don't know

y'all y'all coming though man. Y'all did the same thing y'all did last year. You won a play out game you did the same thing this year and you lost in the second round. Cool. But you got the move you got to continue to get better. I can't sit up here and say y'all got better because you did the same thing you did last year. You got to get to another level. It's levels to this shit. And the Kansas City Chiefs showing y'all that it's levels to this shit. They on their way possibly to winning three in a row that ain't never been done before. Ain't nothing three in a row. And I say it now and I say it again. If that zebra Pack me home win three Super Bowls in a row mean three Mbps in the road. He is the goat of quarterbacks and I know y'all love Tom Brady

I love him too, but his commentary on TV trash You're bad motherfucker on that field, but up there in that booth. Yeah But up there in that booth, never. Gentlemen mad and passing morale, rolling over in their damn grave. Listen to Tom Brady up there, call the game. He ain't got it. Do you hear me? He ain't got it. And y'all know they ain't got it.

But y'all want to sit up here and ride Tom Brady's nuts all day. Easy go. He had hell of a defense too. Some years he GOAT! He had hell of a defense too. Some years he was winning. He had hell of a defense. They were cheating, they were deflating balls, and they were spying. He had all kinds of shit going on for him.

But I ain't gonna take nothing away from Thomas Elwood Brady Jr. Cause I say he's a GOAT right now. But if that zebra hold up that Labordi trophy in about another month or two, that boy will be the goat. I don't give a damn what none of y'all saying. I don't give a damn what none of y'all saying.

Now the Myra games, you got the Eagles in the LA round. I'ma go ahead and keep you the book. I got the Eagles winning that game. Reason why? I'll boot the Eagles to win because my good friends up there in LA say they need some help. They need some more help with the firefighter. Well guess what? The LA Rams on they damn way.

They on they damn way. Then you got Baltimore and Buffalo. That's gonna be a damn game. Can the more finally get over the hump? Can Josh Allen finally, finally get over the hump and face the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, in the L.C. Championship game. That's going to be a game tomorrow. Don't you think Big Derrick Henry ain't going to run that motherfucking ball? The last time they played, they had 199 yards against Buffalo. Last time they played, Josh Allen didn't even score a touchdown against the Baltimore Raven. Them were real stats.

They ain't going to tell you if she's going to be experienced. They ain't gonna tell you that single ESPN, they gonna beat around the corner and talk about how they think Josh Allen should be the MVP, but the MVP played the Ravens this year and he didn't fucking stole. Let's talk about that. Didn't stole at all. But, it's a different scenario now.

They got Mari Koop over there now, you still got Coleman, you got Shakur over there, everybody's healthy for Buffalo in the office of Simon Paul. How will this game play out? I don't know, but guess what? People that's watching this show, we gonna tune in tomorrow. Why? Because we fans, we will see the best go against the best and we gonna see that shit tomorrow night and I can't wait to watch this shit. But there's some breaking news outside the sport. Buster Rhymes don't want the jail for assault. Nigga, you 52 motherfucking years old.

You ain't got no business either assaulting your damn assistant over a damn phone. Stop it. Get your old ass in the booth and start rapping again, thot. You ain't had a hit since you were with Janet Jackson. Y'all remember that hit he had with Janet Jackson? That bitch was jam. If anybody in her 45 and up, y'all remember that song, bust around, had with Janet Jackson, you know I'm not lying to you.

Goddamn, Janet Jackson looking sexy. I'm not bullshitting you. I talk a lot of shit about Janet, but I get on my knees right now and get Janet Jackson looking sexy. Dude, I'm not bullshitting you. I talk like a shit about Janet, but I get on my knees right now and get Janet Jackie. You feel Janet? Goddamn right Michael Jackson little sister, but you ain't looking no more you big sister. Come here. Jermaine Dupree ain't big enough. I am. Oh yeah, I'm the king of catfishing. I catfish a motherfucking enemy.

My profile look like I'm 6'5", but in real life I'm 5fishing, I'm catfishing, motherfucking in a bin. Mm-hmm, my profile look like I'm 65, but in real life, I'm 5'6", goddamn soaking wet, wearing boots. Damn, I'm king of catfishing. Yeah, I know I say I'm 65, I be sending whole pictures of me dunking on LeBron when he was in high school, and it's all AI. Girl, look, girl, he used to pay LeBron in high school,

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Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. That's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. A minute story time with Doug. Man, I'm tellin' y'all some real shit that I didn't know. Don't you know the motherfucker came and repossessed my dog? Raheen came to my motherfuckin' house, asking for my dog. Do you hear me? Like, what you mean? I need the dog back.

The goddamn dog ran out the house and jumped in the damn truck with Raheen. The motherfucker dying there, that store at Petsmore, the motherfucker repossessing dogs. Yeah, I was financing the dog for 12 months, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, I was financing for 12 months. I was trying to adopt this pit bull, but this motherfucker run out the house and jump in the trunk, I didn't even leave. I ain't never had nobody repossess no damn dog,

but it happened to me the day. I'm sitting there a motherfucker. I really wanted that dog, y'all. I was gonna start me a damn killer. I done went down to the Petchmore store and started to get my ass kicked. I was like, I'm gonna go get my ass kicked. I'm sitting there a motherfucker. I really wanted that dog, y'all. I was gonna start me a damn killer.

I done went down to the Petsmore store and talked to them folks about adopting the dog and how I love dogs and how I want to do this and that. And I done hit a rough patch in my life, y'all. And I couldn't even make a goddamn, I didn't, you know what I'm saying? I still own the goddamn dog. Why it's called finance, goddamn it.

I got a note to pay, but I'm paying a note. I'm a dog, not a car, not a house, not a phone, but a dog, and they coming, right? He been coming, got the goddamn dog. Then he coulda did with give me my goddamn collar back. Talkin' bout all this goddamn dog, high ass dog food, proteins for this motherfuckin' dog, and shit, I think I'm finna eat the goddamn dog food now, my girl.

Keep calling me a dog. I might as well eat the damn dog food myself. I'm upset, y'all. I don't understand why I keep getting done like this. I don't know. I ain't never done no harm to nobody. I always treat people with love and respect. I wasn't gonna pay that damn dog note.

I was. I ain't having my side or nothing, I had him in the house. You know what I'm saying? Most black people had their dogs chained up and all that other shit, but you can't have dog chained up down here in Texas no more. That's a fine, so I got the dog living with me. I was gonna breed him and shit, and the dog have puppies,

I'm gonna let him have puppies in the house. I ain't gonna lie, I ain't had the dog for two weeks. I done bonded with the dog have puppies I'm gonna let them have puppies in the house I ain't gonna lie I had the dog for two weeks I done bond with the dog I love the dog more than I love my damn kids One thing you gonna do you gonna touch a damn man dog That's the same thing with that white man that white woman can take all that white man money She can take all that land she can take everything in the world from him, but she better not touch that damn dog She can take everything in the world from him, but she better not touch that damn dog. Do you hear me? That woman trying to come to that dog, that dog barking and biting at that damn woman. That's the love and respect dogs got for their white owner.

Dogs don't love what's black owner. They ready to get away from us. Why? We smoking weed with the motherfucker, the dog watching us sell dope, the dog on goddamn watching you snort potter, dog watching you God damn take these God damn narco pills and turn into Batman. The damn dogs are traumatized. Yeah, the dogs need counseling,

dealing with us black folks. I ain't lying, dog watchers scam, the dog watchers do well for fraud and everything. I know my dog seen all kinds of shit. They were here with me two weeks. He seen all kinds of shit. He seen my pastor come over and shoot dives with me. Hustle cartel game ain't got shit on me and my pastor. We always shooting dives. And the house always win.

That's all I'm saying. If you're watching this show, then you know it's presented by prize speak. Scan that barcode. That's from the pop pop up right there. Yeah, it's real talk, first time user, for five dollars in, you're gonna get 50. You're betting more or less on your favorite player. And guess what? Even if you can't watch this show, and you only can listen, go to Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

Download the Bubble Dub show, boom, there I am. Damn right, there's a lot going on out here right now. They on Snoop Dogg's motherfucking ass. Snoop Dogg don't want up there to Donald Trump in that inauguration and DJing. Come on Snoop, you just on TV fam talking about how you ain't gonna nail the call to perform for Trump, but Trump cut you a motherfucking check that you have to see what to and get. Now the people mad at your dog. Oh yeah, you can't be, these people ain't fit to Trump. I see the people mad at your dog. Oh yeah you can't be people ain't

fit to talk. I see they not even they finger band all ticked off. See. See. I told you. And I told you my good best friend not all y'all some of y'all that's illegal god damn it your time is up. Your time is up and I ain't just saying misfit this is all kind of illegal people too. Black people some of us time is up. And I ain't just saying misfit, because there's all kinds of illegal people too. Black people, some of us can be illegal. All I'm telling you right now is you better have your motherfucking papers. You better have your motherfucking papers or your ass out of here by Thursday evening. To all my friends down here that got these goddamn taco stand trucks and you're illegal,

I said it once, I said it again. Bring them motherfuckers to me, I'll cash you out. I'm gonna have about 75 businesses come Friday. Y'all can get in on it with me too if y'all want to. Don't y'all miss out on these goddamn good trucking trailers going on right here? These old fuckers come up for sale and I'm in line to kill them. Damn right, don't call me Doug no more call me senior dog down here in H town Damn, right. I got some cowboy books with spurs I'm ready to get out here and start making tacos my damn self and it's gonna be real meat too. You damn right I ain't gonna be playing with the people. I'm gonna give you real motherfucking meat But my price is gonna be higher than Jarrell pussy. Damn right two tacos 30

She's in your belly bond too. I'm gonna talk about you black people know won't support they own but they're going to put everybody else Don't damn right even though my price is high. I don't give a damn Y'all know in line we want to support out Yeah, I know I'm lying. We be wanting support one another of goddamn black people, man You go a black people restaurant. You get you a burger. You get your fry You get your drink these motherfuckers talking about fifty five dollars fifty five dollars for what? Please give me you fifty five dollars for this shit, you forget $55 for the marriage? Shut this motherfucker down.

What's that motherfucker be going on? Ed Lee, Nathan Lee, Jason Lee? I don't give a damn. Y'all know who I'm talking about? The one that be doing those full reviews. T-Free. I got a restaurant for you to come to. Goddamn burger. The burger ain't even sitting right. The burger built like Shamore. But you expect me to eat this burger? No. I'm not eating no damn burger that's built like Shamore. I love you dawg. Keep doing what you're doing.

But the burger built just like you. It just ain't right. I bet y'all ain't partying in Detroit tonight. I bet you every after party in town. Them niggas ain't partying in Detroit tonight. I bet you every after party in town. Them niggas ain't partying in Detroit right now. Shit, them niggas at the house. Casdor, where you at? Come here, aren't you single? Come here. Damnit, I'll be standing back. Come here. Shit. Thank God won't shit in wheel. In wheel.

You buy a brand Casdor to my motherfucking reunion and show my motherfucking ass I don't know in the open court over women but cash door you I will do it for Think I won't when I will feel when it rain bitch I'm your motherfucking umbrella You ain't got the world pocket thing when dubbing Detroit I know some of y'all mad at me right now. It's okay your hot ass to get your ass to get over Your ass to get over it, but face it Super Bowl and Detroit just don't go together, baby Y'all got everything else going for you got the best rappers got the best food got the best hustlers got the best car company for it

Y'all got everything else. But football ain't it. You know what I'm saying? Ain't it the Pistons doing their thing again. That's what's up. Be grateful. It's the little things. Be grateful. The motherfucker could be losing 30 damn to the road again. But they not.

K. Cuddle Ham doing his thing up there right now. So be thankful for what you got. Just the little things. Like me. The little things like me to love things That's all i'm saying. I get around these ho these ho get to talk my big meets. I get quiet I get quiet keep telling my big penguins. I get quiet motherfucker. How do I change the subject then god damn? I heard it's snowing tomorrow I don't like that big penguins talk because I ain't got no motherfucking big penguins real talk

Them ho get to talk about meats and all that. I get quiet in the church, hide in my house. That shit run me high when a woman talking about how big a man thing is. Bitch don't fuck with me. Hope you kiss cancer. Sleeping with a man with a big thing. Hope I keep hoping you kiss cancer.

Right in your face. Don't you ever disrespect me again like that. Laying up in the bed, spray an eagle, come and get it. What I'm gonna do with that? That's a monster. Mama always told me watch out for that man. That's a monster. I can't do nothing with that.

You wanna walk around with these big ass monkeys and thinkin' I'm feelin' shaky. Like a goddamn horror movie. That guy's a pet cemetery cat. You can have 75 abortions? Shit. You want me to go down and eat it for what? So them bosses can talk to me? I'll be damned. The devil is alive. Them damn bosses down there talking to me. I know what you did last summer. I bet you do. But I'm the wrong nickel. I'm the wrong nickel. I wasn't here last summer. That was Henry. I'm done. Oh

Yeah, you right player. You right you right you right Man, y'all better be careful Y'all better be careful what's going on out here these days too much shit going on Hit that like button for your boy man. Make sure you subscribe to the show too, man real talk We having fun over here. This what we do We go on live tomorrow to after the games tomorrow after the Buffalo in the raves game My black ass coming right back over here and going alive again and for the people that's watching Sometimes just smile man

Let me get real for a sec I know sometimes we go through a lot of shit in life the life throw us a lot of curry balls and we get upset Sometimes we do shit without thinking of curry balls and we get upset. Sometimes we do shit without thinking. Sometimes we be too emotional. But sometimes, man, we have to take a step back and just think before we react. Cause you know what I'm saying? One mistake can cost you your whole life. And you know what I'm saying? Just one mistake, man, and your whole life is over. So sometimes when we get mad, let's be slow. Let's be slow to react, man. Let's think this shit through sometimes, man.

My homeboy gets murdered somebody, man, because his pride got hurt. He's gone, man. Like, this real talk, there's no joke, man. My homeboy gets murdered somebody, man, because old boy hurt his feelings. Pride got in the way, he couldn't take it, and he killed him.

Now my homeboy gone You understand had a girl kids Gone now his girl, you know saying depending on me to help him with all your fees And I'm saying why should I help him with all your feet? He ain't coming home, baby. It's about ain't nothing else I can do I'm not gonna be wasting no money on Something that I know we ain't gonna win. It's a route. You know what I'm saying? And she's a good girl.

A fine mothafuckin' girl like that. And I know the wolves gonna be at her. So I'm thinking, y'all, before I let the wolves kill her, I might as well kill her. That's all I'm saying. So when you calling me, asking me how this is girl doing? She in good motherfucking hands. That's not what she in good hands dog. She in church now. What?

She in church dog. Got a job. She don't know that she working for me. You know I got my truck company going on and shit. You know what I'm saying? So I got her, you know what I'm saying, calling in, putting orders in. Damn it. I'm enjoying myself with Oh, she's good motherfucking mother Do you this woman is a good mother? She's smart. She gonna let her kids get on the phone all day She's right there reading the books. I like this girl right here And I'm and you know my mama never said about it, but like I told my mom and them this my goddamn life I'm a grown man. I don't live with you. You can't tell me what to do

I won't disrespect my elders, but I would not let you disrespect my home. Do you hear me? I won't let you do it mom. I stand up and go toe to toe blow for blow with you. We're your talk Hang on. I was in Detroit. I'll be ready to throw these bitches. Real talk, Detroit though, I'd be ready to throw these bitches if I was in Detroit. I don't play about her, I don't. She came in my life and changed my motherfucking life. She get down there and blow on my one inch candle and god damn it, and she blow it out. That's all I want, she blow on it like a candle in the cake. Oh, that shit just melt me.

Real talk, when she do that bitch. That shit just melt me. Real talk when she do that. I make her cash out. Dang it. Ain't lying. I sent that whole $50 30 times. Shit. She think I'm rich.

I ain't rich. I ain't rich. I just know how to make it. And you niggas should do too. Just now watching the show, we got a thing that we call the Hell Nod Sign. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dub, I see you wearing the Washington Commander jersey. Will you ever be a Commander fan? Hell no! It's cowboy till I die. I know some of y'all saying, but how could you put that on? Cause I got the motherfucker. That's how.

Fanatic's giving me all these motherfucking jerseys and I don't need them. Guess what? I'm gonna get y'all some too. So get in the comments, put your size down. I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys again real tall. If you're going down to the Super Bowl, hopefully some of y'all get to go out now. I'm gonna be out now. The Bubble Dub merch will be with me when I go down. Get ready to buy you some of this Bubble Dub merch because it's going down. Trash of the day going to the Detroit line. Trash! Fools go. Had everybody fool, had me fool. I almost lost 1500. Thank God I didn't. Thank God I didn't. I'd be mad than a motherfucker right now. But I'm not. So put your jersey sizes down, put your hat sizes down right now. I'm up real soon.

I said if I get me by two weeks, I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys and some hats Thank y'all for tuning in to the bubble dub show real talk. I'm going live again tomorrow night Same people that's here tonight. I want to see you tomorrow real talk when I get off this live Make sure you hit the like button in case you didn't know I'm on the we go wars tour Yeah, me mike epps country wane Wayne, HiHi Davis, Mojo Brooks, Corey Hogan, Tony Roberts, Lil Duval, and my boy, Carlos Miller. Our first show gonna be in Minnesota, February 1st. Go and grab them tickets right now and get there early, because it's my first time being on a big tour,, you know, they got me going over early, but they won't last long

I start going to back pretty motherfucking soon cuz you know, I'm gonna get up there and show my ass So if you come to see me at these shows y'all hear me out get there early so you can see you boy Don't get that late like me. I ain't get to see Doug Well, you know, I'm a new baby on this motherfucking tour and they got me going up first cuz they bullshit But once I come off that motherfucking stage, it's gonna be something That's real talk everybody gonna come to see my comedy show they already know oh, yeah, they are dubbing him real talk So give me about three or four shows. I'm gonna be going up early about three or four shows About their fifth or sixth show. Hey, Doug, you ain't going up there early no more. I know I be going up early about three or four shows about their 56 show a W ain't going up there

Let them on you. I know I know goddamn. We're lying. I Don't fuck him. We're lying Same way we looking at Jane Daniels. He might be a rookie, but he ain't playing like no motherfucking rookie Playing like a seasoned devil Do you hear me? I should think RG 3 was the best rookie that I ever seen. That's a damn lie. Jane Daniels here. Yes Yes, sir And we got a movement going the movement is and I can say this I've been talking with Ryan Clark I'm trying to get on ESPN first take once a week doing NFL or NBA

So we got that movement going, real talk. So once y'all see the bubble dub, the ESPN shit, share that shit, cause we about to make this shit happen. We about to make history happen, y'all. I know we all love our brothers that's on TV now. We love the shark, Shannon. You know me and him do business together on this show. Shout out to Steven A. A Smith he been doing his thing

But it's time for some new motherfucking blood to get on that TV in this me Yeah, somebody that y'all been watching for me, which is me. I'm gonna get on ESPN y'all I'm gonna get on Amazon Prime y'all and I'm gonna show my Motherfucking ass and when you hit the crib with your girl or your homeboy, you can look like that's my nigga dub that man You know, he was right here with us. That's what I'm talking about man. I believe when I open up them doors I'm gonna do this right here. Yeah, come here Come here So if anybody's trying to get in this business get your shit together, baby

Cuz I once I get there I'm reaching my hand back and pulling you up with me It ain't just that I'm gonna win. We all gonna win. That's the way I look at life I bubble dub don't just win, we all gonna win in life. It just fun and games to me, y'all. I gonna take this shit that serious, y'all, cause I know one day you hear the next day your ass could be gone. Do you hear me?

So don't take life for granted. Don't be out here drinking and driving tonight. Don't do it. You can smoke all day, all you want. Don't you be behind the wheel drinking and driving because I don't want you to kill nobody else and I don't want you to kill yourself. Some of you got kids, you need to think about your kids.

You need to be here for your family. You can't do nothing with them when you're dead and gone. If there's somebody in your life that been showing your love, give them their flowers now where they can smell them because they can't do shit with them when they dead. We living the time now where you don't want to show nobody no love because they feel like you dick riding. But we ain't doing that in 2025.

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