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Episode Date: December 6, 2024Bubba Dub goes live right after Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions defeat Jordan Love and the Green Bay Packers 34-31. Jared Goff is playing like an MVP and has the Lions playing like Super Bowl favorit...es. It’s going to be them or the Eagles coming out of the NFC!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm your host, Bubble dub, man, get ready.
Man, what a game tonight between the Detroit Lions
and the Green Bay Packers.
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Two evenly teams playing in the same division
in the NMC North.
The other Green Bay Packers came in 93 with Jordan Love,
and they went down to Detroit. Yeah, I told them and they went out into Detroit.
Yeah, I told them before they go out into Detroit,
do not eat M&M's mom's spaghetti.
Trash.
Don't y'all eat it.
Listen to M&M all day.
Love this music, phenomenal rapper.
But for us, this food recipe, trash.
Don't eat it.
Yeah.
I mean, Detroit Lions came in, 11-1 today,
and they faced off tonight.
Let me say tonight was a great game
between two great teams, evenly matched.
Joy and love, and you got Jared Goff.
Jared Goff has been on the 30th season.
I know he gotta be in the MVP discussion right now.
And I'm loving everything going on in Detroit right now.
I'm loving it.
12 and one.
No damn for a family.
I ain't stop giving away all F-150s all year.
They've been giving away F-150s all damn year
up there in Detroit.
It's what the six, it's what Detroit,
it's what the Detroit line team is doing right now.
And I'm just keeping it real with y'all today.
This the team I got picked to go at the NFC.
I got the Detroit lines and I got the Philadelphia Eagles.
Them the only two teams I got coming up at the NFC.
Trust me, Green Bay is a good team,
but they ain't going nowhere.
They might win one game in the playoffs and they're going right back home. But Detroit,
they got some. This trade is finally paying off for the Detroit Lions. When they got rid
of Matthew Stafford, he went over to LA, got some against Snoop Dogg, weed and won them
a championship. Y'all was in Detroit sad dog and now oh man
They got the better of the trade. Well, just hold on cuz Jerry golf
Jerry golf is bowling this office is bowling right now
And I'm gonna break the game down to you right now both running back for the Detroit line
They didn't have just great games, but they had enough game
They had 44 yards from Montgomery, 43 from Gibbs, it's 87 yards.
But as a team, they had over 107 rushing yards.
When you have over 100 yards rushing yards against any defense,
know what that does?
Now they can't put seven, eight men in the box like that.
Wow.
They got to worry about the play action pass.
And that's what the Detroit
Lions did today. Jerry Goff was killing them with the play action pass tonight. Detroit
Lions had to ball 36 minutes. 36 minutes tonight against Green Bay having to ball 23 minutes.
That's why Detroit won this game. Time of possession. Both teams had one turnover.
That was it. What? One turnover from both teams today. But Detroit controlled the ball. The team
who controlled the ball, gonna win. You're right. Cause what? Green Bay couldn't even get back on
the field no more. They couldn't get no stops. Detroit kept getting first down. Detroit had 27 first
downs tonight. Let me say that again. The Detroit Lions had 27 first downs tonight. Green Bay had
17. When Green Bay was on the field, they did great. But when they got into the red zone,
they could not cash in the red zone tonight. That's something that the Green Bay Packers need to
work on. That's why I say Green Bay Packers need to work on.
That's why I say they ain't going to no Super Bowl.
They're not gonna do nothing once they hit the playoffs
because of that right there.
The great teams, they pungent show in the red zone.
That's what the good teams do when they get down there,
they execute and they score.
That's what good teams do.
It's sitting here watching the Detroit line.
I'm sitting back thinking,
man, why my Cowboys can't play like that?
Why when we get down there we dropping the ball fumbling and going on foul start holding and shit
that's all the Cowboys do is fucking hold but Detroit go down there quarterback sneak
hand the ball off play action action. Everything going right for Detroit.
Everything going right for Detroit this year.
Big meets home, new teeth, new plug.
It's up right now in Detroit.
Eminem got a new album.
Eminem finna be a grandfather now.
Damn it, it's going down in Detroit right now.
Boy, I bet your temptations rolling over
in they damn grave right now.
temptations rolling over in their damn grave right now.
Yeah, it was some missed calls tonight. Nevertheless, it was some missed calls tonight,
but the Detroit Lions controlled the line of scrimmage.
That's all, they controlled it.
36 minutes, it's 60 minutes in a ball game.
They had to ball 36 minutes.
Even though it was 34,31, heavenly match game,
both teams had turnover. But if the defense can't get off the field, the offense ain't got a chance
to do what they're supposed to do. That's all I'm saying. I hate for Detroit to be playing this good
right now, y'all. I hate for Detroit line to be playing this damn good right now in the regular season get to the playoff season and they
Goddamn, Radial, you start leaking
Because the Detroit Lions ain't nothing but a forward call if they radiate the leak it is over
So I'm thinking right now the forward plant right now
They got some kind of new radiator in them damn forwards up there right now. They holding up real good. They ain't running hot. They ain't doing nothing.
But let's see come postseason, do that Bullhead mogul still run the same?
No, I mean, you could mean the last four, five, six weeks, you know, you can say, well, you know,
Detroit the one with the last 10 games in a row.
And you saying they're going to look good as the Eagles.
I beg to differ.
Yes, the Eagles might be, might look a little bit more exciting, but don't
forget the Detroit line, I've been putting up 40 some points and put up
50 something on somebody in the Eagles.
I ain't even really full of strength.
We got Devontae Smith yet.
Uh, you asked me who I'm taking right now Jaylen Hurst or Jared Goff
I'm taking Jared Goff every day of the week right now over Jaylen Hurst and there's no snark to Jaylen Hurst
I think he's a good player, but I just think right now Jared Goff is the guy now running backs
You know they got to run it back by committee going on up in Detroit
But ain't nobody playing bug better ball in the backfield
than Saquon Barker doing right now for the Eagles.
Ain't nobody running that rock like Saquon right now.
Nobody, not even Free Ray Ricky Ross couldn't run that rock
the way Saquon running it right now.
But overall, good game.
Good game from Prime, Diggie.
Yo, wasn't boring, I didn't wanna turn it.
I didn't wanna miss nothing tonight.
Ain't nothing like watching two good quarterbacks
go up and down the field with their team.
It's just that Green Bay couldn't do nothing in the red zone.
So what they gonna have to start doing here,
like any other team, watching what they're calling down
in the red zone, cause I know they practicing,
and practice, they practice red zone play.
Well, that shit didn't work, LaFleur.
That shit didn't work.
You gotta come up with something else this week.
Something else.
Cause that's a game y'all could have won, but you didn't.
Food stamp fraud, allegedly bread fall,
rolling over in the bedroom right now.
That damn cheese has melted.
The cheese done melted in Green bedroom right now. That damn cheese has melted. The cheese done melted in Green Bay right now. They partying like a mother up there in Detroit. Don't you think they ain't? Them damn
pawn shops and casino going off right now. Somebody right now getting robbed right now in Detroit.
Somebody say the Vikings. Oh Vikings playing great ball, but do I think the Vikings can
beat the Detroit line when it matters?
No.
Dingers Green rolling over in this gray right now, way the Minnesota Vikings playing ball
right now, man.
Don't forget Dingers Green had them boys 15 and 1, Randy Moss, Chris Carter, Dante Culpepper,
Robert Smith.
Don't forget that Minnesota Vikings team that went 15 more. They were
That team kind of go, you know
No, we forgot about because they didn't win it
But that was a good team to Minnesota Vikings had were random mouse and Chris Carter and them
Forgot what you do with that 98 was that 98 that you gave was bowling like thing up there Minnesota
Well, nevertheless though,
Detroit Lions 12 and one right now, 12 and one,
and they rolling and they look like they slowing down.
And I'm gonna talk to y'all about something,
it's story time with me.
I wanna talk to y'all about certain people, man,
about having accountability with people, man.
My own homegirl hit me up, man.
She like, man, I wanna start working out.
I wanna start working out.
And if you start seeing me slacking,
I want you to tell me about myself, like real talk.
So this is what I wanna understand.
How you gonna ask somebody to do something for you?
And when they do it, you cuss them out.
That's what happened to me.
Now my homegirl told me she wanted the store working out.
All of a sudden she wanted the store working out.
All year she been, this motherfucker been built
like a melted calendar.
That's how she built, she built like a melted calendar.
But all of a sudden now she want to work out.
Bet, okay bet.
She working out, she doing good.
I'm proud of you, keep your thing all of a sudden other night
I see she she in poor child. Oh macaroni cheese
That ain't supposed to be your dad don't y'all know this motherfucker cuss me out told me mind my business
With my bad bill and so long. I know I'm bad bill
They ain't nothing to brag about now you asked me to do something for you,
now you cussing me out.
I'm done.
I'm done, y'all.
I'm not doing it no more.
People want me to do something for them,
and when I do it, now they wanna turn the shit on me.
I don't like that.
People always want you to do something for them,
then they want to treat you like that.
Get like my sister called me.
Hey, bro, you can tell me anything, lil bro.
Be honest with me.
Is my boyfriend cheating on me?
Hell yeah.
Don't you know my sister got mad and cussed me out behind that?
Why would you tell me that?
Let me find out on my own.
Bitch you told me that.
You told me to tell you.
What gonna turn on me?
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You ever ask somebody do they need any help and the whole time you praying to God that
they say no, I ain't lying bro.
I gotta quit setting myself over like that every time I go around people man you good
you need something but in my mind I'm hoping them motherfuckers say no.
Shit I be walking out before they can even finish that out. She
You know, I'm glad you asked that dog man you think I could do shit
I'm telling you when you gotta be careful what you ask certain people man
Because they'll take a thing that you're your ass D day. They don't care 20-24 many people don't give a damn
they don't care 20 24 many people don't give a damn
people that you think riding on the road right now half of them ain't got insurance on that damn car they riding swerving and everything is out this damn world why because they ain't got no insurance
they don't give a damn they get into an accident they go they fucking go
and i hate the ones who are bumping to your car.
And be like, hey man, don't call the police, man.
I'm just going to pay you out.
But guess what? You better cash me out right on the motherfucking spot.
Because if you can't cash me out on the spot, I'm laying down right here where we at.
Foul and not saying I'm hurt.
Not feeling played with, y'all.
Man, don't call in on me, man. I promise I'm gonna pay it.
I don't know niggas who be saying they be lying like a motherfucker.
I'm guarantee this $3,500 one for work. You got $3,500 to get me right now?
Yeah, I got you. Uh, wait till Monday. Shit. Not waiting no damn Monday. I want my money now.
Or I'm calling waiting to know damn Monday, I want my money now. Or I'm calling the police.
Oh, we black, we brother, shit.
I don't give a damn what color you are.
All I see is green.
If you're being in some situations like that, y'all,
somebody hit your car and they get one and look like,
hey man, we ain't gotta do all that.
Let me pay you out.
Call the police. Cause nine times out of 10, them motherfuckers is not feeling to pay you.
You'll be riding around with a dandy little ass car. Now when you go and try to pull up on
a little something, something nice, you can't do it because you got a dick in your damn car.
You know, these women, they already don't want to fuck with us. No way. They already,
that's one thing I don't understand. Men who are doing good in life will go out and give a woman who ain't what for?
Damn ain't got nothing going on for but how many times have y'all seen a woman?
They got everything going for go out and find a man who ain't got nothing going for itself
Never the shit backwards
the shit backwards
Don't find a new who who who on your level.
That's all I'm saying.
Somebody that even though you're going to pay this down, this full bill,
even she could pay.
You got these motherfucking women, you take them out to eat.
They all in lamb chops, a beluga whale.
Bitch, I ain't never heard of beluga whale in my life.
That's on the damn polar bar.
You are for all the beluga whale.
Stop it.
Then you got your phone out.
Boomerang.
Bitch, you feel a boomerang?
Jack, that's what you feel a boomerang.
Then they throw him.
Um, I ain't feeling good.
See, you better be, because we finna do a whole lot.
I forget that beluga whale up out of here.
When you leave me, you gonna be back home drinking.
Y'all know I'm telling y'all true women and women who watching, y'all know I ain't lying.
Y'all do that to the people y'all don't like.
I ain't feeling good. See, that's when I take you on a long motherfucking ride down the
countryside where we going bitch ride put that Tupac on me and my girlfriend see it Shit. You say you what? You what? Oh shit.
Thought so.
Man, you gotta start putting yourself in good situations, especially you women. You women
too. You gotta start putting yourself in good situations. Like, stop bringing your kids
around these men. You don't even know. You gonna meet this guy two weeks ago. You already
got him in your living room in here talking to your son.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, like, like, he gonna change your son.
Like, that man only there for that cat.
That man don't give a damn about junior.
And you know it.
Your mama done told you,
stop bringing men around your kid, but you can't do it.
I be just a minute sick out.
Now your son in here talking to this nigga,
he gonna call him somebody else. Happen to me. I go missing a minute sick out. Now your son is here talking to this nigga. He gonna call him somebody.
He'll happen to me.
I go missing a female one time.
Sitting down talking to a little boy.
He called me another nigga's name.
Don't you know that hurt my motherfucking heart?
The whole time on the date, I wanna know who is Chad.
He kept saying everything all right.
No, who is Chad? He kept saying everything all right now.
Who is Chad?
Know my son didn't see.
Seemed like Chad need to be in your motherfucking life instead of me.
I am working at the chicken porch working 12 13 motherfucking hour to three two or three
weeks break stack up some money to take your funky ass out. And the whole time you're spreading your last eagle for Chad?
Well, that crushed me.
That crushed me, that broke my heart.
I still ain't never stayed in work for a little while though,
but I would hurt, I would crush.
Let me tell you something about these women in 2024.
These women will make you find God.
I said, just heard it.
Tear rolling down my eye while I'm driving this motherfucker.
I'm banging Mary J. Black.
I'm not gonna say it until,
oh no, oh no oh not the time cuz she's not worth my see I will cry like a
motherfucker listen to Mary J. Blige man went to church and everything went up
there told a pastor uh church forgive me all my sins that I committed, but I need help.
I need help.
Man, we can dish it out, but damn it, we can't take it. I'm just being 100 with y'all at night.
We do all this.
I'm a man, I'm this and that.
When you find out somebody is getting your cat, you're sick.
Nigga, you're sick.
Nigga, I had this, I was so hurt, man, I stopped this dude.
He know I was stalking him.
I'm not gonna see it.
I was putting his tires on flat sugar in this thing.
He know what was going on.
Shit, nigga, it was me.
It was me, I did it.
You ain't feel me, no motherfucking run no more.
Shit. It's gonna be a 50-50 chance motherfuckin' way no more. It's shit.
It's gonna be a 50-50 chance.
You make it over there in 50-50 chance, you make it back.
I was triflin' too.
Give me a hug and kiss me right on my lip.
I'll be right back when my mama out.
Bitch, your mama dead.
RIP though.
But your mama dead.
But you lyin' at me tellin' me your mama lie. That ain't your mama dead. RIP though, but your mama dead. But you lying to me telling me your mama lie.
That ain't your mama hoe.
Lying to me, yes you can go out and meet that dude.
Plenty of nights I sit on that couch
and I'm just pondering.
I wanted the cow.
But I didn't. I didn't do it y'all.
I didn't do it.
God won't put no more in you than bad y'all.
Boy y'all.
I don't understand what I've been going through these days.
I've been going through it y'all.
Y'all keep praying for me.
I've been going through a bad year.
Cowboys ain't been what for down, but we on the way.
I'm still going through some shit with my Lakers. I don't want to fucking know what's going on with
my Lakers, but they took a ass whooping last night. I don't know what went on down there in
goddamn South Beach, but none of them showed up for Bruin. Bruin, the only one showed up.
And I looked at the stat sheet, I looked at the injury report, and guess who was on the
injury report?
Brunnet James, his heel.
What the fuck go wrong with your heel, boy?
You ain't been playing?
You heel?
Shit.
Release.
Release.
And Brun say something smart, shit, you right behind him.
You right behind him.
You right behind him.
I'll show you the door.
You ain't bringing no more championship here, you can go.
There's an owner, you gotta put fear in them players.
If I'm getting it, I'm walking through the motherfucking locker room, I'm not talking,
I'm not saying nothing.
I'm just looking, bobbing my head just like this.
Damn right.
You might not be here tomorrow.
Dave Vincent, bye.
Vanderbilt, bah!
Squat business!
Some of y'all say, Doug, you wrong, man, I'm right.
Look, I know every player in the league not gonna play great every night, I know it.
You gonna lose some, you gonna win some.
But what you can do is expect from players to have effort them guys
Didn't have no effort last night. They let Tyler hero hit seven threes in a motherfucking quarter
I don't like that if I'm ever playing against somebody in a going house
I'm putting my elbow right in Tyler Perry Tyler a hero knows
Boom!
Boom!
You going to the locker room for a little while, you might come back,
but you're going to the locker room for a broke note,
that's what I'm gonna do to you.
You're not gonna be going off on me like that.
I gotta come back to practice tomorrow and look at the film.
Everybody talking about Ain't That Showman.
Nah, we not gonna have all that.
You think I'm birdie from above the rim, bow.
And everybody else will follow, man.
Dub ain't let nobody run the score up on him.
Damn right.
And if I'm a player that's in the league,
and damn, that's what I'm gonna,
if I'm a defensive player, that's what I'm gonna do.
Coach, I'm doing my part.
The other motherfuckers ain't doing theirs.
You think I'm giving the ringers
where I'm bringing them blocks to the game from the how now?
I'm not. I'm going to put fear in the other team's heart or in my players heart.
I want them to know I'm going to give it everything I got every time I touch
the court. These players don't want them to know I'm gonna give it everything I got every time I touch the court.
D players don't do that.
D motherfuckers playing UNO before the games together.
I don't want my best friend, I don't want all that shit.
We here to play a game.
I'm here to take you out.
Afterwards we can be cool.
But right now I gotta get it.
I'm going for mine.
And that's the problem. D players, some of them are okay with being mediocre. They're getting up check
They're getting a bag now, and that's all they care about no y'all need to get y'all ass on the way
Don't get out the way and put players in here. They really want to go ahead really want to compete
That's what the game misses. That's why the ratings down on down now the deep boys don't want to compete. That's what the game misses. That's why the ratings down on down now. Because these boys don't want to compete. They want to go to the golf course every day. Fuck the golf
court. Put the ball in the net. You know? Worrying about what your stats is on NBA 2K5 should be known.
Until you start playing better every night. If I'm NBA 2K25, I'm putting these niggas
right in on set.
You ain't making them in the game, you damn sure ain't gonna make them in the video game.
These boys think they still carry now when they step on the court.
All they want to do is shoot threes and don't want to play no defense, don't want to do
nothing, don't want to get mad growl and look I ain't in the
league and niggas going around pulling them out the air
you ain't gonna dunk on me you gonna think twice about dunking on dog I put
you on your neck they had to kick me out the league that's how cold I'll be
they'll put me out the league ain't's how cold I be. They'll put me out the league. Ain't nobody dunking on me.
Shit, you're gonna have to catch me slipping.
Otherwise, I'm putting elbows in your neck, sternum, everything.
Oh crap, I'm taking no ass whooping.
But I bet you won't go in there and do that no more on me.
You gonna think twice.
That's the same thing with my baby mama boyfriend who beat me up.
Yeah, he beat me up. I ain't gonna lie.
He knocked me out two or three times
But let me tell y'all something that last time I
Grabbed him and beat him on his neck. You thought I was a motherfucking friendship
And I wasn't letting go either to this day. He got a big big old bite mark right here. It came for me I bet you he gonna try to fight me. No damn. No, I that I bet you them self-mucks he did in jail. I bet his ass every reminded what he did to me. He did self-mucks behind me.
He assaulted me. I went and got dreaded. I went to JCPenney's and bought me a suit
and got down with the court and handled business against fam. I did that. What a court appointed
lawyer. Come here. What about me?
He beat me up.
I couldn't go to work at Sonnet for two weeks
because I was hurt.
I asked Black, thought I was a raccoon.
I was hurt.
What was the sympathy for me when he was stomping me?
What no sympathy?
Now I'm supposed to have sympathy here today
and telling y'all, telling me I should drop the case.
I'm not dropping shit.
Now I'm at the state pick it up.
Well, I called the state my damn self before the trial pick this shit up.
I want him prosecuted and they gave him seven months.
To this day, when I come over to get my kid, he got the most respect for me.
You better, cuz next time you won't get seven months,
you will get seven years.
It's all about letting people know you ain't no pushover, man.
You might whoop me once, you might whoop me twice,
but that third time you're going down.
You're going down.
And it's simple as that. Yeah, yeah,
you want to check I beat it, man, man, man, pick me up like
a line pick up one of the sales and told them off. She had no
choice. I latched on to him and beat him right here. To this
day, you can see the mark real talk. I don't play them kind of
games like that. Man, I'm a grown man, dog.
You not feelin' to keep knockin' me out.
Man, and then whenever you feel like doin' that,
cause that's what he was doin' to me, man.
Dude was knockin' me out in the daytime.
I wasn't sleepy.
I don't even take day enough.
But he was catchin' me slippin', bro, and knockin' me out.
And, you know, he was a big old dude,
but it made no excuse for the situation,
but he thought it was funny.
Like he thought he could keep doing
what he wanted to do to me and get away with it.
And it's consequences, man.
It's consequences when you do something to me.
I'm not the one, I seen you die.
And I don't care about what the hood say.
Fuck the hood.
The hood don't owe me nothing.
I don't owe the hood nothing.
And I don't owe me nothing. I don't owe the hood nothing and I don't
explanations either. They talk all that. They talk all that noise they want to
me. Man you did this and that. But they gonna have that same energy when
them police pull up. They talk all that shit to me and you what they'll do to me but when the
police right there they don't say a damn thing. Like I always say and you what they'll do to me but when the police right there they don't say a damn thing like i always say what you what you say can and will be used against you in the court of law
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or wherever you listen. back instantly man. Go right now. Prize picks. Type it in man. Use my promo code TRASHY2H. Shout out to my people. Goddamn San Antonio, Texas. I see y'all December 27th through the
29th at the Improv in San Antonio, Texas. Grab them tickets. I got five shows. Grab
them tickets right now. That's what we doing man. Know some of my people probably still
sleeping in the bed right now. We got a thousand people on right now. Shit's what we doing man. Know some of my people probably still sleeping
in the bed right now. We got a thousand people on right now. Shit, I'm satisfied with that.
I ain't doing no tripping things. Gonna get buggered for you know it. It's gonna be ten,
twenty, thirty thousand people on here. But it's all good. I don't worry about spill
milk. I let the cat lick it up. Monday night, Cowboys are playing the Cincinnati
Bingoes. I told y'all the other day. I see the Dallasboys are playing the Cincinnati Bengals.
I told y'all the other day, I see the Dallas Cowboys
defeat the Cincinnati Bengals
and make this play out picture look a little bit better
than what he's been looking.
I'm telling you right now,
the Dallas Cowboy got some cooking up there in Dallas
and we cooking up a good ass whooping for Cincinnati.
You can say what you want.
You can say what you want. You can say what you want right now.
About, about man.
I'm telling you, the Dallas Cowboys,
it's about to go on a run.
Now I ain't saying we're gonna go to the playoffs and win.
I'm not saying none of that shit.
But what I'm saying these next couple of weeks
is gonna be fun as hell.
I'll watch what the Dallas Cowboys
start doing to these teams.
Telling you, Sissonaddy, come here. Washington, come here. I watched what the Dallas Cowboys start doing to the team telling you sister Maggie. Come on watch
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We're gonna get you we're gonna get you
Too many people they can't watch my show today
Hey go to Apple podcast and go to Spotify. Type in the bubble dub, so download it.
Yeah, I need all the downloads I can get.
Y'all come on over here, waiting on you.
Real talk.
Everybody's still crying.
Not crying, but talking about Tank and Roach.
It's gonna be a good fight, man.
You got a DC fighter, you got a Baltimore fighter, man.
Two young fighters, Tank undefeated.
I think for the first six, seven rounds,
it's gonna be exciting.
That's all I said about tank,
because tank normally take rounds out.
Six, seven rounds, it's gonna be exciting.
I said about eight, ninth round,
that's when you finna see the real tank.
That's when you finna see the Baltimore in this nigga.
Now I normally, I always say most of the time
them light skin dudes can't fight, but Tank is different.
Tank different.
Why I ain't gonna see it with you yet fam,
you been missing, you in rehab, you see you all be.
Man, I can't even wake up Texas last year, bro.
I was in Wake Oak, Texas last year, man.
Y'all pull up and come see me in San Antonio, man.
Real talk, yeah, about the more different.
I just feel like, man, I don't know.
I don't know who gonna be able to beat Tank.
I don't know.
We gonna see.
That's all I could tell you.
We definitely gonna see, though.
["Hell No"]
Y'all know what time it is. He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you. Hell no.
Hell no.
Y'all know what time it is, probably the hell no segment of the show when somebody asks
me a question and I let them know if it's hell no or not.
Somebody ask me, Bubba Duh, would you move to Africa permanently?
Hell no.
I'm not moving no motherfucking Africa.
No motherfucking lines and level.
Imagine not your backyard, man.
Late night, you want to come out there and barbecue.
You go out there and you're at barbecue.
It's a goddamn level.
Shit.
Do you think about what I'm just telling you?
It's a black mamba.
I thought 15 foot.
Shit.
I live in Texas. We've got a rattlesnakes and shit,
but they don't get 15 feet.
15 feet black mamba in Africa?
No hell with them shit.
I will not.
I'm scared.
Shit, I said my girl out there got a goddamn barbecue.
I ain't going.
You don't want barbecue on?
You go ahead, Well my neck hurt
She let her go nothing. Get a seat
So much like I got a hundred on tank y'all see you hey somebody take him up on this somebody say you got a hundred on
Tank, I think that's a good deal
So much to take him up on that office boy So he got a a hunter on tank and no anti-fing about that
and I don't understand why people keep being fascinated with the poisonous snakes and in in in
Reptiles and shit like the Komodo dragon man. You got the cameraman
They really out there in the trenches the cameraman never died by the way
But they definitely be out there in the trenches with these kind of animals
I can't do it man. All right. I don't even I don't even like going to the zoo
I'm scugging that damn peacock that they got running around at the zoo now. Shit
Imagine being out there man in in in the truck breakdown that you in the truck breakdown and you out there surrounded by lions
Deep thin motherfuckers ain't ate
Some of the people out there ain't ate. You looking like lunch.
You hear me?
Looking like lunch.
Nah, y'all.
Dub ain't gonna be able to do it, man.
But y'all talk to me though, man.
How y'all feeling though?
Should Floyd come out of retirement to fight Tank?
Hell no.
Our little champ, Champ Billy Tank alone. Champ old man, Champ ain't, um, his reflexes
ain't the same no more man. Nah Tank, nah, nah, nah, nah Tank. Nah, that wasn't even,
I wouldn't want to see them fight when they was in their prime. That would never happen.
But nah, Floyd old man, Floyd damn near 50 it now man he reflexes ain't the same no more as they
used to be. He might do good for about one by three rounds after that. Now I don't see it.
Go give it. Oh yeah you do I'm definitely getting that we already know hung up Travis only going
to the NFL man. We know that for sure. Go ahead brung on them legs if somebody need hip is all that.
Man, I don't know what's going on in LA.
I just got to talk with the body.
I don't really know what's going on in LA right now, man.
They gotta make a trade.
I heard they talking about getting Brandon Ingram.
We gonna need him.
We gonna need him in a couple of more days on PTC.
The LA, them boys ain't getting back on defense.
They flat out, I watched them boys flat out walk back down the motherfucking court.
I saw it, my own out in Miami, walk back to the motherfucking court.
I act like they was on that powder.
You know when they go down to Miami, they like to party,
they probably was on that powder line now.
Do I believe Tank gonna retire after his next fight?
No, I don't think he gonna retire yet, man.
I know he say it's hard, I ain't get it,
but Tank just talking.
When he get another one of these big ass checks,
he gonna want a couple more.
Just tell him, he gonna want a couple more,
then he might get up out of there.
But he ain't finna leave this kind of money on the table.
He just talking.
He ain't finna leave this kind of money on the table.
Because if that Ryan Garcia fight can generate
75 to 80 million, or that David H a fight can generate 75 to 80 million or that
David Haney fight can somehow generate to 100 million tank gonna get in and get off
tank gonna get in and get out the same way with me right now it's December time and I'm gonna tell
y'all me some real shit it's December time y'all listen to me it's December this the time you want
to get close to your girl because after December with
What's after January?
Every time my girl asked me to go down on damn it
Her no, I don't give a damn
It's taxis and taxis come. I'm doing everything my girl want me to do. Open the car door, everything, massaging feet,
massaging neck, I'm cooking, doing good and damn well.
I can't cook, but around that tax season time,
I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do.
When you see me and my girl at the store
or at the movies, we holding hands.
I'm standing behind her, kissing on her neck,
calling her a queen, telling her she beautiful. I'm standing behind her kissing on her neck calling her queen telling her
she beautiful I'm doing all that for that job I know I'm gonna eat cat that good but when it
come to income tax season double expert and I'm jabbing Tyree sweet lady would you be my sweet lover a lifetime I'll be there when you need me just call and
receive me hey taxis I'll be putting this one inch kangaroo to work
I be putting this one inch kangaroo to work.
I ain't boy senior, boy I be having flowers on the bed. Man, when she come home from work,
her bad water has been raining real tall.
I got a rotisserie chicken from Walmart neighborhood
in there too.
I'll rig it in the oven, warmed up,
in case she hungry, I got you boy.
So when she come in the room, I'm spreading them.
I'm spreading them and I'm getting down low like a high one of them all Navy Seals people. They sneak up on
the arm, on the, on the, on the, on the, that's how I'm sneaking up on her from the bedroom even though it's an air mattress i ain't got that far to go up but when i come up though i had the black thing
around my eye right here i come up like a lazy seal on my ass god assume the position dub go putting this tar on the wall. Oh, oh, oh.
I like it when you moan, baby.
Oh, oh, don't stop.
I'm not.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna get you a car.
I know you is.
I'm gonna get you a change.
Pat and Lelpham, come in.
See the difference between me and y'all when I was coming up,
I was fucking my girl for
a place to stay.
I couldn't go back to Mama Neil.
So I had to put this one inch to work and let me tell you, God made miracles every Thanksgiving.
Do you hear me? God made miracles every Thanksgiving for me.
I ain't shit right now.
Well, taxis are coming.
I'm young.
I'm not.
I'm young.
And some of y'all should be here.
You say if it's the woman, won't that thing give it to her?
Some of y'all old school things ain't working.
You got too much pride to go down to that store and get that thing, give it to her. Some of y'all old school things ain't working. You got too much pride to go down to that store
and get that honey pack.
You better get your old ass up out that bed, Larry,
and go down and get that honey pack
and give Nadine what she want.
Cause Nadine want that meat.
She hearing all the homegirls at work
talk about how they hooked and still giving it to them.
Her your sirens here at the house, can't get on hard.
Larry, get your ass out that bed,
go down to that damn corner store, get that honey pack and come back on hard Larry get your ass out there big go down there to that damn corner store
Get that honey pack and come back and wear a lady
I'm not pushing you you got to make me think if you thank you
Wait until tonight, girl.
Hey, I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell y'all, man.
Gotta enjoy this though.
You better enjoy your time right now,
especially with my peoples.
Time is too short, man.
Time is too short, man.
We're gonna lost a lot of people over the years
due to COVID.
So I already know, Kat gonna be the reason I go.
I ain't gonna lie, Kat gonna take me up out of here.
I'm not bullshitting.
I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
Real talk.
I'm playing, I'm gonna have fun.
You better have fun too.
My trash of the day, going to Rafa,
Lincoln and the Lakers,
thinking of getting rigged in death.
Darwin Ham bringing in a podcaster coach
was going to hit trash.
And I like J.J. Riggins.
I still think things going to work out,
but he a podcaster head coach.
That's what they brought him.
Meanwhile, you got preacher, they had Mark Jackson over there.
Nothing but the good Lord in his veins.
Nothing but the good Lord in his heart. nothing but the good Lord in his heart,
nothing but hums and how many songs in him
and they ain't wanna bring Mark Jackson in.
Why?
Because he like, he love God.
Damn it, that's what we need, God.
Brought this motherfucking podcast in him
and he called us a couple of good plays and all of a sudden now we going
Like let's play better I'm coming out there to see y'all in two weeks
My Lakers fans out there in LA man won't be at the game in two weeks man. Y'all pull up on but
We don't get things right in LA. We're gonna make a trade. We're gonna get things right cowboy We're gonna win this Monday night. We're going to get things right in the land. We're going to make a trade. We're going to get things right. Cowboy, we're going to win this Monday night.
We're going to kick ass.
It's what we're going to do.
We're going to kick ass to my people that's watching this show.
Thank you.
Thank you all for tuning in.
I know it's late.
I know some of y'all normally be in the bed by now, but you're still up with me laughing
and going on.
I really appreciate it.
Real talk.
But keep it locked until I see y'all again.
Peace and blessings.
I'm out.
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