Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps to Ravens comeback vs Bengals on Thursday Night Football!!

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to react to Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens 35-34 victory over Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals on Thursday Night Football, Lamar is playing the best football of his career. He might be the best player in the game RIGHT NOW!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. And Kanye West for hello. Good morning. Hey, bad. Y'all welcome to the bubble. Dove show, man. It's your host, bubble. Dove, man. My first time Hey, man, y'all welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show, man. It's your host, Bubba Dubb, man. To my first time subscribers, man, I just want to say thank you, man.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Hit the subscribe button, too, if you're just not tuning in and you ain't already subscribed yet, don't subscribe to this podcast today, man. Day Friday. You know what I'm saying? It's early in the morning morning I know y'all expected me to go live last night I want to catch you mother because uh bright and early this morning I'm up early drinking on that OJ on that good old OJ yeah I mean my third is now man I gotta drink

all juice milk water cranberry, penicillin? Yeah, I'm gonna hold that right now this morning, but I'm gonna start the show out with with them Baltimore clam chowder ravens. That's what I'm gonna talk about. And I'm gonna tell you something right now. The Cincinnati chili bingles were giving the ravens everything they wanted yesterday.

They came out on fire. Joe Burrow, shit. Joe Burrow got some, him and Jamar Chase now what they ain't got is a running game in his show last night Burrow put up 428 yaw passing on 56 attempts but guess what they had 16 rushing yaw that ain't gonna get it Otis Ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, and you know it. Yeah, but other than that, it was a great game. I liked the dressiness from the Bengals head coach at the end of the game.

Instead of going for one, they went for two. They like, damn it, we going for hours tonight. They played like Norbert. Y'all remember when Norbert was getting ready to go see Kate on that date and Big Black Jack say, hey, I need you to take this here. And Norbert like, no, I'm not taking that this enough Cuz he thought he thought they was trying to take him away from Kate and what no other say damn it

I'm going for mines tonight That's what the system that a bingo's did last night, but it didn't work They lost 35 to 34 to Lamar MVP action Jackson 23 4td no Oh, yeah, Lamar 25 for 33, 290 passing, y'all. 4 TD, no incessant. Y'all can't see or pray and say what y'all want to say about the game, but that first hand, they were talking about Lamar Jackson look like he's hurt.

He's not running the ball. Now I thought y'all wanted him to stand in the pocket and deliver, but damn it, that's what he did. Stay in that pocket and deliver in their second hand. Come here, I'm gonna start using my motherfucking legs. Yo, that, this who you need to be watching, Dak Prescott Lamar. Yeah, he in the pocket.

Going through his progression, looking down the field. He see the, he see the enemy, he go dump it out to the running back right there. That's what you're supposed to do. Check the ball down when there ain't nothing down the field. Most quarterbacks can't do that, though. They want to force it. And when you force it, you're going to be losing.

So I'm going to go ahead and say it right now. Lamar Jackson will win the NFL MVP again. Born injured. Five games in the road, this man going to have over two hundred fifty some yard passing, y'all. 24 touchdown, two picks. That young man is bowlin'. Defense ain't what for damn.

Ain't neither one of these two teams defense, what for damn. Let's just call it like it is. Jamar Chase had 11 catches, 264 yard on receiving. Now that's when you in the contract season, that's how you step up. That's how you bow. Bingles don't want to sign that man. Y'all a damn fool up there in Cincinnati. Y'all better get all the damn chili in the money y'all got together and give it to him. Who gonna root Jamar Chase on that team? Name a team right now that couldn't benefit from Jamar Chase services.

I ain't no team right now that couldn't benefit from Jamar Chay services. Gee. Remember that word I just told y'all today, services. It's a lot of people's services will no longer be needed. We gonna get to that in a minute. But right now, is Lamar Jackson playing the best ball that we ever seen from him. I will have to say, yes, more poised in the pocket, not forcing nothing down the field. Just take him what the defense gives him.

When a quarterback just take what the defense gives him and don't try to do more than what he's supposed to do, you're going to be successful. And I'm liking what I'm seeing from the Lamar Jackson right now. And think about it He ain't got the character team on his back. No more like he used to he got Derek Henry Now he didn't have over 100 yards rushing last night But he gave him the ball enough just to keep the defense on it And when the defense is honest, you can play action and throw it over to Mark Andrews and stuff like that Oh, Nelson Algalore. Like

I'm loving what I'm seeing for them Ravens right now. You see me with the jersey on the other day. I'm rocking with them. No about them. Ravens is not my team. No, they not. I don't want y'all getting any feeling. You can't be wearing them. I can wear what in the hell I want. Well, wearing the Maverick jersey, they look cool, but I'm still a today, but I'm still a Laker. I'm still a Laker. I'm still a side red cowboy fan at heart, but in public I'm a Buffalo Bill and that won't change either. That won't change how I feel.

Yeah, I'm still a cowboy, but I'm hurt. I'm fractured. I'm fractured. But right now the cowboy services is no longer needed. And I don't know if y'all been watching TV, but I know y'all heard what Trump said to other last night If I'm wearing this hat If your ass is legal your ass You damn right you ain't got your people go and I mean go every taco stand around this motherfucker

gonna be done So I'm talking to my brothers right now my sisters Don't it's gone back get y'all trailer ragged ass trailers fish back up I'm ready to invest the money in you too. But guess what we back we number one You damn right ain't no jobs, it's gonna be. Cause we already know the legal, they think, I don't like that, that they use the illegal people and then, you know what I'm saying,

they don't pay them that kind of money. So they doing you legal people a favor, they sending you back home and you can make all the money you wanna make over there. But for us who couldn't get no jobs, put your application in right now. Don't they feel so high like a motherfucker? And over time overtime is coming.

So I got me a list made for all the legal people that need to go. Starting with number one down here in A's town. Johnny Dane. Dimey boy! Come here! God damn it! Johnny Dane! Come here!

You get your good grill dime and diamond making ass up out of him. Kinda charge me 30 that hand for a necklace when that hoe worth five, bam. Never, you get my services, shit, gots to go. You're number one on the list. Damn right, okay Trump, I got one, Johnny Dane. I want y'all to help me out too. Johnny Dane on that goddamn list. God damn, he number one, diamond boy.

I don't want y'all to miss Johnny. I love you, go Johnny, but you got to go. Number two, Idris Elba. You get your good Britain acting ass up outta here, taking all the good acting jobs from a brother like me. They don't even look my way when you in. You get your ass up outta here, Idris Elba. Sheet, Idris Elba.

Up outta here, he ain't got no paperwork. Drake, Harvey Graham, you get your ass back to calendar. She Mm-hmm No paperwork Drake, I'll be Graham you get your way back to Canada Making up all the goddamn money around here Drake got to go. They not like us wrong. They ain't they not like us They not like good not like how you coming in standing on penis When I'm in now, y'all got a hundred days to go. Don't make me senior. That's what Trump's saying. Y'all got a hundred days to get your shit together and go. Cause when I'm in office, I'm clearing this shit out. Every judge was on Trump case, every prosecutor, all that your services is no longer needed.

services is no longer me. Number three, August Schwarzenegger. We ain't got your papers either, boy. You done came over here and made $500 motherfucking million dollars and you ain't legal. Got to go. Who else? Sylvester Stallone? Got to go.

All them damn Rocky and Rambo movie you made and you ain't even got your paperwork. Yeah, we know about you. Got to go. Who else on there? Even though I know he got his papers, but he got to go anyway jerry jones You get your good rich ass up out of him. You're gonna mean us dallas dallas cowboy fan. No good You're gonna mean us no good. So therefore you gots to go

I'm making changes right here now For the get some good right and for the people dig them me. Man, I don't really give a fuck about politics. Man, I'm on here having fun and going on about my day. I don't let whoever in control bother me because who in control of me is God. He up there somewhere watching over me, you, and anybody either. I don't care who all this net, man.

You should care. Man, I don't, man, because I still got a job to do. I still got to go to work. I still got to go to work. I still got to come over here and entertain y'all because some of y'all be needing some laughing y'all live. Damn it. I'm here to provide that for you. Guess whoever in president ain't going to change your life.

So get out your feelings, start back laughing, start going back out having a good time. But for some of you women, please, my homeboys calling me, telling me y'all ain't gave up, gave them no ass since Trump got elected. Stop it, it's selfish. Now I'm gonna ask y'all a real question and I'm done with this politics bullshit. If them white people didn't put Hillary Clinton in office,

what made y'all think they were gonna put that yellow huff in now? Now answer that. If they ain't putting their own in that motherfucker, what make you think they gonna put up? Stop it. Now Barack, I love your good talking ass. You talk a good game.

But you and I both know that woman didn't have a damn chance. Trumping them all down at the golf course right now, having a good old time down there. Now let's get back to business. All illegal immigrants, you gots to go. Having a good old time down now. Now, let's get back to business all Illegal immigrants you gots to go that mean all the employers out here to got these jobs and this and that you got to release them You better not hold on to slavery going on. Oh, sorry People to look like me

We need you now, yeah. So all y'all, people who got feelings, been complaining, man, I can't do a good job, Dub, I know it fam. But God done heard your prayer. He's finna open up some doors for you. He's finna open up some motherfucking doors for you. Sometimes you just gotta be patient. Sometimes we just be rushing everything, rushing everything. Stop rushing everything and sit back and just

watch how shit unfold. See you always thought, man that man can offer, we ain't gonna get nothing, we ain't gonna get nothing. Shit. Man, we're gonna make some shit happen for y'all. May not make nothing happen for me or anybody else, but for some of y'all, y'all feelin' y'all feelin' be back in the ball game again now. See your car ain't got no AC and heater now, but for long you gonna have AC, heater, look at music in your car, money in your pocket. Won't be long, you know what I'm saying? Today you could be broke, tomorrow you could have money. Be patient. Quit running your mouth all the time you block your blessings That's all you block your blessing sometimes running your damn mouth

How y'all like this shit right here You see I'm wearing all these tacos stand right around here. Don't speak no And but your check ins English don't stop it You know, ain't lying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

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You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Tell me y'all when I voted for Trump, knowing damn well your grandma Irene illegal. How you gonna break the news to grandma Irene? Put the goddamn Chalupus, put the damn, what you call them, Tamale, put the Tamales down. You got to go back home. I do understand.

I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you. Y'all think them white people boy sit with y'all illegally in there? When you see them white people pull up in them white vans, when you see them white people pull up in your yard and you know you illegal, you see it's over. Don't worry about trying to run and hide.

They know who you are. They got people like me that's helping. I know, number one in Houston, Johnny Dane. I'm right. Stopping all this shit right now. How y'all feeling today? Oh, sorry Right, man. God them bless you see you New week a new Friday. How you gonna enjoy yourself today, man? That's what I want to who going out tonight who we want saying who going out for drinks who?

Chillin who waiting on the game to come out, You know, the Lakers playing the Sixers tonight. Both of them fucking hurt. Lakers ain't done a motherfucking thing. Come out three and oh, got me all excited. I don't know what I'm saying, I'm feeling good. All of a sudden they gonna start back losing again. But one thing I like about JJ Reddick, he calling them out.

I like what he said to D'Angelo Russell. You bring your hot ass gold dust looking ass over here on this bench and sit with me. You revert back to old habits boy. Told you to bow two crossover step back, clank. We not gonna do that. If you ain't gonna make no damn shots, you gonna play defense.

That's how I should be in your house. That's how I should be in your motherfucking That's how I should be in your motherfucking house, fellas. You doing all the motherfucking work. You shouldn't have to hear no mouth at all. Where you going? Where you been? I wanna go. Shake it.

It's time for us men, white, black, brown, I don't give a damn who you are. It's time for us men, white, black, brown, I don't give a damn who you are. It's time for us to take a stand again in our homes. We've been too nice, too lenient, spoiling them like spa milk and some nights we done went in there and took some of them roast pork peel. We haunted them a motherfucker. We want to do something. And you touching her, her back and she don't want to roll over.

She don't roll over. I'm going to roll something and you touching her back and she don't want to roll over. She don't roll over. I'm going to roll over with you. I'll get some bag right around you. You got to start putting shit on people mind. You don't want to ride right the next wheel. We don't spoil them too much with paying the light bills. Start showing up with calendars.

And when you leave, take the calendars with you. Telling you the truth for today. I'm not bullshitting with y'all man. It's time for us real men to take a stand again. It's time for us to do it. We gotta do it. We got to show them. We in control. The impact of a meal goes well beyond feeding our bodies because feeling full can sound like this. How did the interview go? I did it!

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letting your dog shit in my yard. I ain't gotta worry about it a hundred more days. A hundred more days you and that damn dog both gone. Come over here and talk shit to me in my mother fucking country and got no respect for me. She bringing all them pounds of weed over here and then don't want a short way dub. You gots to go.

To my people that do is illegal, thank you. Thank you for having your paperwork. We gotta have our driver license to drive. Y'all good no driving motherfuckers come over here, wreck our cars and go back home and ain't got no insurance. And then we, when we stuck. Dammit, if we gotta have driver driver license y'all gotta have paperwork to Write it right and wrong is wrong. Damn it. We right running y'all hot ass

Diner putting that man in office knowing your damn grom on a link boy never seen no shit like this in my damn life But I thank you. Oh, thank you But I thank you. But I thank you. I thank you. Because now my people who got felons or my people who can't really read them right now on the jobs they never get raises and this and that because they can't

read it right. Now they'll look back up on us. Hey I got to bump you up now. What you make it 15 an hour now you going to $25 an hour. Now you fin from hell insurance again. Yeah, it's a beautiful thing baby Sometime you just gotta be patient That's all sometime you just gotta be patient, but let me get back to this game

I'm talking about the Lakers in the sixes um JJ ready calling D low out ain't nobody on that Laker team Ain't no way LeBron James at 40 years old should be out playing the players that's on that current run. Ain't no damn way LeBron got gray hair everywhere. Look like a silver back out there, but he's hustling and bustling. No, he ain't playing the defense like he supposed to. Oh, you can't expect Brun to run the offense

the way he's running it and then play defense. No, so if Brun gonna run the offense, I need somebody playing some goddamn defense. Move your feet, nigga. But somebody lying to me? Somebody lying to do it? People ain't who they say they are. Kirk Franklin out here doing O&B moves in the church house in Prince Boots. Somebody lying to me. You in the house of God doing R&B moves nigga, but you got on Prince Boots, stop it. I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life y'all.

I'm telling you man, I'm telling you man, we seeing all kinds of shit today in the world that we thought we would never see. We are seeing it right before our very mother. Getting high as y'all. And ain't nothing we can do about it. All you got to do is sit back, mind your business. Mind your business, embrace yourself.

That's all you got to do. 76 joy and be hurting, and hurting other people too. I ain't mad at him. You can say what you want to do. 76 joy, L.M.B. hurt. Hurting and hurting other people, too. I ain't mad at him. You can say what you want to do about my game. But when you bring my family into it, we got. That's how we got problems. Got Paul George back, but that's Paul George.

You'll come back lighted up during the regular season postseason. You can't die. Tyrese Max, he's going to be out for a while. I don't know what's going on in Philly with these players on this basketball team, but they are continually get hurt. Y'all need a better training style. Over there. Everybody want to go out and get the top players, but you need to go out and get the top training style. That's what you need to do. Go out and get the top people that's

gonna train these players bodies. What you putting in your body fam? They need to study Will Chamberlain. I hope somebody took his blood before he died because the man didn't let nothing stop him. Man was ironed, horned each and every night, still putting up 60 and 70 points a damn night. Will Chamberlain should have been studied. That's all I'm saying.

Cause these players today making a hundred, 200 million dollar, get a slinger in their hand, they out two, three damn hunts. Girls fans here buying tickets to see the tall ass Giants play and then when we buy the ticket, oh they ain't playing this game. They out here. Get the fuck out of here. Yo, out here. Your damn ass gonna be hurting.

You keep playing. Think I won't lock you in no room with D. Howard? Shit, I will. I will. Speaking of Dwight Howard, I will. I will. Speaking of Dwight Howard, Laker's going good. We ain't got no big man. Hayes ain't woofer, damn. Y'all know Dwight Howard, 38, 39 years old,

but he still can play the game of basketball. He still can go in there and get rebound. He a bigger body. We can put him on your kitchen to play out. You ain't got to play him right now, playing Spurring. But we need Dwight Howard. we need JaVale McGee. Go get them. If you wanna win, go get them.

You gotta do whatever it takes to win. When I ain't know no better, when I was trying to come up, I would put some work on the streets. I'm just being 100 with y'all today, that's the old me. I don't do it no more. But when I would need some money, I would put some work on the streets.

Damn it, let's eat. You hungry shit, let's eat. Whatever it was, I'm not gonna name what it was, but I would put that on the streets and it came from right here. How bad do you really want it? That's what you got to ask yourself sometime if it's an actor on this show watching or an entertainer or somebody trying to do something like how bad do you really want this shit cuz you can

get it done but you gotta put the work in. Basketball player, man they gon' even give me a chance they give everybody a chance. Y'all crying about Brundy being on the team. Now he down in the G League. In the first game, sold out. You say what you want about Brundy? He put asses in six and that's what the only care about at the end of the day. Yeah we done lost 30 in the row but my bank account full. I think Bernie gonna go down that ball. I'm Bernie Jane. I go down there. I ain't talking to nobody.

I'm shooting this motherfucking rock all day and night. My daddy's a brown ho. I'm not passing the ball, y'all. You box out, rebound, and find me. When you cross the head court, you better be throwing me that motherfucking ball or you won't be in the G League no damn more. Oh you'll be at Rucker Park. I'm running I'm running change

And all these hoes I'll be having at the moon they come to me first bring them on in him Let me test them out I don't even hear me. Let me test them out. Bronnie done sold out the G League, y'all. Do y'all hear me, man? I know his game ain't boy posed to be where y'all think it should be, but damn it, he done sold out the G League, nah, man.

That mean people going down to the wife, Bronnie, Jane, player, and as a player, I'm telling my coach, just get me the ball and stay out my mother-fucking way. Don't make me call my daddy. Don't you make, I'm telling my coach, just get me the ball and stay out my mother fucking way. Don't make me call my daddy. Don't you make, I'm one of them. Don't make me call my papa. I'm Brunda Jane, my first game tonight. I'm shooting the ball 35 damn times.

I'll let throw it down low, shit. I'm not get your ass outta there. I'm I so, I'm I so done. I'm going one on one. Y'all sit back and watch. And if I miss you better get the motherfucking rebound too. Thank y'all for joining me today, man. Shit, this show being presented by Prize Pick

in case y'all didn't know. Yeah, gonna use my promo code trash with the two H's, man. Prize Pick doing real good over here right now. tall you put five hours in they gonna give you 50 Yeah, real tall you can spend ten dollars on prospect and win fifteen hundred dollars Some other apps cool, but they ain't prospects more or less. It's what you it's what we play over there tonight Probably got brung going for 23 points more or less often read 17 points more or less Probably got Paul Joel for 22 and a half points more or less Austin Reed 17 points more or less probably got Paul Joe for 22 and a half points more or less. Lakers need some motherfucking help go and get

Lonnie Walker. Austin Reed do not need to be starting for the Lakers he need to come out the bench and provide a sport why is it Lonnie Walker on the NBA team And why isn't he on the Los Angeles Lakers? London Walker can come in right now and start with the Lakers. Tired of these good players not being able to get on these teams and play. London Walker is a damn good basketball player, y'all. When he was on the Lakers, all he did was produce.

Then why he not there? Why he not there is what I wanna know. You mean to tell me London Walker ain't better than Camry stop it What about Van Doe stop it Van Doe and played in three motherfucking something? He'd been hurt ever since he had to go occur. He's bad mogul. I had somebody there That mogul no damn good just about it get like some of y'all cars out here car look good They're the motherfucker rims paint inside done speaker screens when you open up that motherfucking hood garbage And I mean garbage God bitch Then if I'll need to be on the loss and strike they need to go get they don't give they need to be trying to

Trace. I'm gonna get a ball Don't get one Give a breeze cam really That connect the rookie. I don't give a damn to first rap it don't give me the metal bow Okay connect the rookie I don't give a damn to first round pick don't give me the mental power go get one of them because we need somebody to bring the ball up the court we need somebody with some nuts on the team Goldust having that D'Angelo Russell is not it I took up for him I told y'all we didn't want to hear them about the trade rumors. He couldn't play well, but damn it started back up Start the trade rumors back up y'all, please

The D'Angelo Russ ain't getting the job done no more for he's just not getting the job done point blank and simple sons playing the mavericks tonight Got them clay Thompson is back Kyrie They might go back to the final damn it they might just win I don't know Katie book and bill they gonna have something to say about that tonight this gonna be a shootout tonight and I'm be honest with you I really don't know who gonna win it either cuz it can't nobody hold Kyrie can't nobody hold Luka can't nobody hold Katie can't nobody hold Kyrie, can't nobody hold Lukal, can't nobody hold Katie, can't nobody hold Booker. Bill, he mean Clay can kind of go at it, but them two, shit.

Y'all keep talking about Braun, old Katie, old too. Still they putting up numbers. Jumpside still with it. Y'all gonna be wanting to get Katie his props, man. Y'all can, oh he had to go to Golden State and get those two rings. Shit, if he wasn't been there, Golden State wouldn't have got him. Braun would have about six rings right now and be for KG, nappy head ass. It wouldn't be for KG, Braun would have about six rings right now.

I need to start putting respect on KG now. I know y'all see saying, well, he said that he probably never get no statue. See, Oklahoma need to give him one. But put Oklahoma, Oklahoma on the map. Remember that came from Seattle down to Oklahoma. Katie was on that team. Katie. He built that team him and Russ built that team now. So yeah, yeah, Oklahoma should definitely be a Kevin Durant, a statue or something.

If you just ask me what y'all think I'm gonna ask y'all how do y'all feel about? Oklahoma building Kevin Durant a statue or something even though you never won arena But hey, I feel like the man should have a statue y'all talk to me man real talk. I'm coming to Georgia soon, bro Coming to Georgia soon Coming to Georgia Storm. Somebody say, KG suck man. Stop it man. Kevin Durant don't suck man. How many times can you win the NBA scoring champ?

Um, like two or three times. Uh, is NBA MVP. Uh, finals MVP twice. Uh, man, I got to salute Kevin Durant. Man, I know he went from a team that he was up 3-1 on and losing then went to play with him. I get all that, but we get talking about basketball. Just simply basketball. And I don't know, and I keep moving it. But be honest, Kevin Durant, what, top 12? Elva, NBA player, top 12, Elva?

What I'm thinking, Cowboys got the Eagles this week. I'm really not too excited about that. That vagina hurt, he not playing. So we gotta depend on, oh boy,, I can't think of his name. No, damn. Oh, the quarterback older Cooper Rush. I can depend on Cooper Rush Eagles. Eagles on the run right now with Saquon, with Hertz. They got a J. A. J. Brown back healthy.

Devontae Smith healthy. They got goddard over there uh It's a division game But i'm looking for the eagles to win 33 20 I'm gonna give us 20 points to score lamb gonna play um Lang is bad. It's just a terrible damn your first cowboy fan It's a damn shame that our own don't even care about it. But we do.

We care more than the organization can do. And that hurts. And some of y'all too loyal, man. You shouldn't put up with that type of mediocre, man. You should move on to bigger and better things and better teams. That's what I did, y'all. I stood down in the mud as long as I could stand there but I needed to be washed so I went to the Buffalo Beals and I like where I'm at right now they love me

they treat me with respect they invite me out to the games something cowboys never do do you hear me so let, man, you can't be doing, I do whatever the fuck I want. I rock with who rock with me. How you mad at me for telling you how you playing? That's the problem. Y'all want, these some of these players want you to baby them. Ain't nobody baby y'all grown ass niggas.

Never. Nigga, you need to move your feet. Nigga, you need to look down the field. Look at your receiver. look at your running backs. No, I'm gonna call your ass out when you're playing like trash. When your ass playing great, I'm gonna tell you you're playing great.

That's all. Up there in Buffalo, they rolling. They not bullshitting up there in Buffalo. They trying to win a ring, whether they win it or not, they trying to win it. They making moves to get better when I got Cooper. We ain't going to get no damn by this. Hey, everything okay? Yes, I'm fine.

Honey, hey, I'm here for you. Tell me about school today. When kids can't find the right words, music can help them sound it out. Talk to the kids in your life about their emotional wellbeing. Find tools and resources at soundedouttogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal Ventures. I knew we weren't going to do shit when they went back and got Zeke. We chose Ezekiel Elliott over Derek Newman.

And y'all want to sit up here and be faithful to a team, do something like that. How many times do a motherfucking rag or snake got to bite you till you realize he's poisoned? I'm asking. How many times do a poisonous snake have to bite you until you realize it's poisonous. You started going out here to the game, started going to the damn tailgates, burning up all your money and you ain't getting no results. No results. In this life you want results you put work in you want the results

You understand you're talking to a chick two or three days to him for two or three weeks after that you want some Yeah, we cool. We friendly but it's time for me you to do what grown folks do is that all you think about yes If I go to work take care of my mother and been Your fluffy ass come around I won't do some which All the Netflix I want to watch you take your clothes off and you hurry up god damn it because you look good Only time I want the lights on when I'm seeing you take yours off once you get yours off Lights out

Lights out Yeah I'm gonna take the lights out then Cause then I'm gonna see you do what you supposed to be doing You finna watch my bad built ass stroke you? No you not. You finna watch this belly from my fat flop over? I can't let you see that.

We get into an argument, you gonna tell everybody. Bubba Dub got that flub on his right side. No you won't. No you won't, you will not. Embarrass me like that. I don't do it to you. You got stretch marks from the tip of your nose all the way down to your motherfucking kneecap you don't hear me

saying nothing cuz I love stretch marks real me love stretch marks women with the little fupa right here stomach in the way real men don't care about your little stomach pouch we'll pick that stack pouch up move it to the left side go to right side and get up in that month book and do what we post to do that's what real me Y'all dealing with little boys. Maybe you need a little wait. I can't do no debt. It's in the way but moving out the damn way Moving out the damn way that little old time behind like a running back me I put that motherfucker right there in the pocket. Ain't gonna be much I'm

putting in now. I put it right in your pocket. Come on. Watching this show that you know we do something like the hell no segment over here my girl asked me won't you take me to the hibachi hell no what I'm gonna watch the mothafucka throw my rice up in the earth all day and fuck hell no I'm gonna turn in trips with turning tricks with my ride put my rice on my damn plate flipping my shrimp and steak up and down and ask my girl open your mind mouth while I flip it. You better not open your mother's mouth in the whole bocce spot. I wanna try it.

You want you a new nigga, man? I'm the only one telling you open your mouth and you open it. You wanna open it for this motherfucker who ain't even got his papers. It's okay. He won't be here alone either. King Wong, King Song, I asked how it went. I'll be the one making a bocachi for your ass in a hundred more days. Fuck chillin' this shit up, Ryan Hill.

There's gonna be some changes, Ryan Hill, and it's gonna be for the best, too. Y'all ain't liking it first, but you gonna like it when they in. I know you with me, ARS, I know you with me. Yell them boys trash, that's why I ain't with them. Look me and my motherfuckers, I'm not with the Cowboys fam. In my heart I'm with them. But in public I'm a Buffalo Bill fan and I ain't saying the same shit. So let me tell y'all something right now that's watching my show.

When y'all see me at the Washington Command game and all commanders gear mind your motherfucking business because I done told you and younger league team paying me so I'm gonna wear what I want to wear I'm gonna support what I want to support. Civil is that. Y'all do it. Y'all gonna rock with people who gonna rock with y'all, do y'all? Hell no. So let me do my thing.

Don't forget, I'm a chameleon first. My job is to make y'all laugh and entertain first. Some of y'all be taking this shit too mother in Syria and it ain't that serious. I've been a cowboy thing for over 40 years. Good for you. You want a cookie? You want a butt-washer?

What had the Cowboys done for you? What money had they put in your pocket? Besides when you bet on them. Have they ever called you out to a game? Hmm? Never. Gotta start thinking about that shit. I tell my people that went to work today,

I know them goddamn donuts were there the day again. I know them diet cokes were there again. Diet mound do again. My people not bullshitting right now. These showing y'all how they really feel right now. They excited. They cars been nasty all year. Them white people done started back washing they damn car

with mud all over them damn pickup. Not no more. No big F50s and GMC truck clean, armor all down. They were bringing pimento cheese sandwiches to work. They backfeeding us again, pizza, Cobb salads. Shit, Fajito shit. There's a change going on in this for the best Got to love it

Some of you don't right now and you know if ferris trump is in the house. I don't like man. I'll say well Everybody mad I can't even be mad yet. You what? I know in the first hundred days you better get to sending them motherfucking checks out. I knew that That on first hundred day trump in our checks not for me but for y'all. Y'all better take advantage of them too. I know what some of you thinking I'm gonna get this little old money from they send it and I'm gonna get back on the streets no you don't you go out and get you a motherfucking job. Sorry Lane's ass all y'all wanna do is hustle now go get you a job. The illegal immigrants thing go the doors is opening up to you now

You're gonna be putting in apps right now. We're not hurting you. You ain't hurting now, but in a hundred more motherfucking days I'm gonna be number one on your list and I'll be right in your face, right? Yeah, come on in. Yep, starting out at $25 an hour Yeah, come on in. Yep, starting you out at $25 an hour. And don't you start missing work either. You take your ass to work every day, you make it count. Especially if you got a family, you make it count for your girl and them damn kids.

Tired of losing us to the jail system, man. The devil trick you, boy, the devil blessing is a trick. The devil had you out here hustling, hustling good, getting money. Oh, man, I'm following them. Got the hoes. I'm doing this and that. And then before you know it, you get there.

Come here. Been watching you, boy, five, 10, 15 years, run it up. Now you from a running down, toot that ass up in that jail house, because that's what's gonna happen. So we have to be smart. And I ain't just saying us i'm saying all us as human beings we are weak i don't believe in that black and

white shit that's bullshit i don't believe in that i believe in us as the whole we got to do better i don't like this and that your kids playing with white kids every day at the goddamn schoolhouse but you don't like them what you're gonna tell your kids don't like white people don't like this and that. Your kids playing with white kids every day at the goddamn schoolhouse, but you gon' like them. What you gon' tell your kids? You gon' like white people? You don't like men? You don't like Chinese?

You don't like Korean? Stop it. We all get in the lawn. We don't like white people, but when we get sick and get into the hospital and the doctors and the—most of them white. Most of them Filipino. Man, don't work on me if you ain't black. You ain't saying that shit then when you need your life.

Say, sometimes we need to be careful about what the shit we say Come out our motherfucking mouth Keeping it 100 now all the games after one keeping in a book which would be careful what you say Cuz I ain't got no room to talk about nobody y'all ain't got no room to talk about me If I'm wrong, then me hold me account, but if you wrong, I'm gonna hold you account I ain't got no room to talk about nobody. Y'all ain't got no room to talk about me. If I'm wrong, they may hold me accountable. But if you wrong, I'm gonna hold you accountable. But then if I'm right, stand up for me when I'm right. I'm not going to hurt the damn nobody.

I ain't got no window or nothing to throw at. I ain't got no heaven to hell to put nobody in. Anybody that watching my show, I ain't no better than none of y'all. Y'all ain't no better than me. That's why when I see everybody out in the streets or wherever I see them, I treat you with respect. I shake your hand. I dap you up. Because I was right there with you.

I ain't no better than no damn body, man. I'm just a bubble-dub, a regular old guy that's trying to feed his family. That's all, man. That's it. Not in no competition with nobody. I ain't trying to be the best comedian. I ain't trying to be all... I'm just trying to be me. That's it. Not in no competition with nobody. I ain't trying to be the best comedian. I ain't trying to be all in. I'm just trying to be me. That's it. I ain't robbing nobody.

I ain't freaking nobody over to get. I'm being me. My only weakness is my heart. I'm too mother f***ing kind. I don't know how to tell people no sometimes. That's my only problem that I have. My real friends watching this show, they'll tell you, you're too friendly sometimes. That's my only problem That I have my real friends watching this show. They'll tell you too friendly man That's my only problem. I got y'all and it comes back to hunt me sometimes man

Cuz I invite some people in and treat them like family then they start feeling entitled man So I only regret man being to having too good of a heart man Other than that, I'm good. Some of y'all probably in the same boat I'm in, man. Too friendly, too kind. People continue to mess over you, man. Try to make you feel bad about yourself. When you ain't even done nothing wrong,

I'm dealing with that every day. But I ain't gonna let it stop me. So when I come over here and doing this show, it's me venting and getting shit off my chest and talking to y'all. Feel good when I talk to y'all. Y'all gonna know I go through so much shit in my personal life, y'all don't even know, man.

It ain't none of y'all business because I never tell you, because it ain't your business. Just know I go through shit just like you go through each and every day, but I ain't gonna let it stop me. I'm gonna keep pushing. I'm gonna keep striving to be the best mother,

the man I can be. I'm gonna keep pushing this podcast and pushing this podcast till I get it number one, until the people realize what we got going on over here. It's real entertainment and comedy over here. It's real sports talk over here. Can't worry about what the rest of them doing. I'm only focused on what we doing, what my fans doing, or they engaging with me, or they loving what I'm talking about.

What do they wanna hear? That's what I'm more important. And love me. What I'm talking about. What do they want to hear? That's what I'm more important. I got a surprise for y'all. I'm going to tell y'all now next week. I'm going to have coming on this show. Can't tell you what day or not. Well, I'm coming on this show next week.

So get ready for that, man. That's my treat to y'all. I'm going to get on the show. So if you got any questions you want me to ask on send them to me Send them to me real talk 818-355-5151 818-355-5151 got any questions. I want me to ask. I'm gonna have them right here on the show. We're going live I ain't we gonna pre-record this shit. I want y'all to experience this shit with me I want y'all be writing the shit with me. I want y'all to be writing the chat with me. When I'm talking this shit, I want y'all to talk it with me.

Anything y'all want to ask on, then say it and know. That's how I'm living. That's what I'm doing. Thank y'all for tuning in to this show. Trash of the day, going to the, going to the damn, um, bar, Sissanaga Chili Bingo Defense bingo defense dress couldn't stop shit couldn't stop shit. Joe Roper Roper played out of his mind last night. Played out of his mind.

To lose by one. I know somebody Cincinnati man man why didn't just go for one man the goddamn head coach was aggressive the whole night. They already were three and five. He was just a man. We're going to go for what I got to lose. I know I ain't got no defense. I know I ain't got no run game and I'm taking this team to the brink.

I'm going for the win and you can't get mad at it. You got to respect that. But bingo, y'all ain't fall off. Put Run Gang on. Get your Run Gang on. Get you some motherfucking linebackers. That's gonna run up and handle, y'all front four handled

they business last night for a while. But it's the backing and your linebackers and your secondary. You gotta get that right. And it takes time. But y'all got the quarterback. You got the receivers. You need to find that right and it takes time, but y'all got the quarterback You got the receivers you need to find that back that can hit that motherfucking hole somebody like a Darren Sproul shoes, too Find it and y'all got y'all something y'all in a better position being to my Dallas Cowboys. I bet you that That Prescott is not on Joe Burr road level What they do when you're small, he's not, he showed it.

Burrow showed why he makes the big books. I ain't never count nobody pockets, but I don't see why that is making that kind of money. He ain't giving us that kind of damn production. And for you mofo jump on here, he ain't got no help. When he did have a help, he didn't do a motherfucking thing, getting bounced out the first round. I ride home from Dallas, what's long and sick, done a motherfucker.

You can kiss me this Sunday night in Austin, Texas. This Sunday night, I'm in Austin, Texas at Cap City. I need all my fellow Texans that's in that area to go get your tickets right now. Come see your boy. You think you getting a show on her? You definitely gonna get one in real life because I'm not playing with you when you come in.

I'm gonna make you piss on yourself. I'm gonna make you piss on yourself. They ain't put me on that motherfucking big tour for nothing. They know I'm the one. Definitely not the two. Thank y'all for tuning in to the show. Going live Saturday after the Cogarrago game. Peace, love, be careful out there. Got some merch coming on. I got a big announcement to make. Can't make it right now. I'm teaming up with somebody. I can't say right now. Damn it's coming. It's f***ing coming. Peace, love y'all, I'm out. The Volume

Hey, everything okay? Yes, I'm fine. Honey... Hey, I'm here for you. Tell me about school today. When kids can't find the right words, music can help them sound it out. Talk to the kids in your life about their emotional well-being. Find tools and resources at SoundItOutTogether.org.

Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal Ventures.