Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps Week 13 of NFL football!!

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Bubba Dub recaps Week 13 including Josh Allena and the Buffalo Bills smacking Brock Purdy and the San Francisco 49ers in the snow!! The Kansas City Chiefs have the best record in the NFL, but the AFC better be scared of Buffalo!! Dub bets Buffalo is gonna pack up Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm back home now, I'm warm. It was cold as a mothafuckin' buffalo. Do you hear me? And I do mean cold. I thought I would go to the game, trigger bills on, man that snow got to hit me back in my motherfucking neck. It was time to go. But let me talk about the game though. 35 at 10, buffalo beat the 49ers. Everybody know the 49ers are snakes. They cold blooded. They can't deal with no snow after they want to psych their minds up. We ain't wearing no sleeves. Stop it. Cold is cold, fam. I ain't the one you got to be trying to impress or do all that to. No. Josh

Allen didn't have to do much last night. Didn't have to do much. 13 for 17, 148 yards, two tee-gees in the snow. I thought he had a snowmobile, wait, he was running around on the field last night. Everybody else was slipping and sliding, except for Josh Allen. Now to my Buffalo fans that watching this show, let me explain something to you. I'm still in love with the Cowboys. They still my old lady, but you're out of my sight. Let me explain something to you. I'm still in love with the Cowboys. They still my old lady, but you're out of my sight. Let's get that on the Stewart right now.

It's too much bickering going on between my Cowboy fan or what I'm doing. I'm telling you what I'm doing. I'm cheating on my old lady. That's what I'm doing. Ain't nothing wrong with getting your little ass kicked every night, and that's what I'm doing. But last night, to say the least, I got to keep it 100 on this show. Buffalo gonna be tough to beat.

Not in just in them elements is that they ain't even at full strength right now. Keon Coleman, my brother, didn't even play last night. Didn't even play. You got to think about that. They performing in like that in the snow. What you think they gonna perform? When they ain't in the snow. Officer line protecting Josh Allen,

he can run it, he can pass it, he can give it to you however which way you want it. And he just paid Jim Kelly for the most passing touchdown in Beale's history. 49ers, thought were gonna fly in, maybe steal your game, you know. You got your running back Mason and McCaffrey. Both of them got hurt.

Now if I'm John Lynch, the CEO, not the CEO, but the general manager of the 49ers right now, I gotta talk to every team, goddamn doctor I know, every trainer I I know we got to have a talk why my whole damn team hurt your best receiver who can sign that big contract this year out for the season your own left tackle out McCaffrey being in and not to see the game um in and not the uh in and not the game that i'm being in not the season the whole damn season he done missed four or five games

already now he gonna throw his pcl it's time to let that white boy go yeah he good when he playing but damn it when is he gonna play He don't please. Kristen McCaffrey did say that. Yeah, he showed it. He a hurt motherfucker. Picked him on my fantasy. They got, I'm thinking, you finna make it do what it do.

Shit. Second quarter, angel, again? That's motherfucker hurt again? And he was running that rock too? Kristen he was runnin' that rock too? Kirsten McCaffrey was runnin' that rock last night in that motherfuckin' snow. I'm up there cold. I got fireball mixed with hot chocolate goin' on up there. And I do mean it was snow bunnies in the building too.

And they were friendly. Hey, you want some popcorn? I do. Do you want a beer to go with that? I do. Okay, what's your name? I gave him my name, Sid. We're the same numbers.

When you come back, we need to hang out. You got them right, we're gonna hang out, Mandy. Know you watching show too. You got them right, we're gonna hang out, Mandy. We're gonna do whatever you want to do. I'm thinking of investing me some snow boots, some snow gloves, and some more thermos. I had on two thermos last night, that shit didn't work. But I'm cold as fuck in that snow.

That's why I told y'all I was leaving the game early, because we want shit. I was leaving the game early really, because I was cold. 49th season is over. Let's just say that right now. 49th season is over. Simple as that. Moving along. Buffalo. I think Buffalo got a science district to do something. Yes, Kansas City got the best record, but Kansas City ain't playing the best damn ball, if that makes sense. The AFC is up for grabs right now. That's what I'm saying. You got, you got, you got the Steelers, you got the Beals,

you got the Chiefs and you got the Ravens. Now let me move to the Ravens right now. They got beat by another bird yesterday. That damn Eagle. That Eagle talent is something serious. Come here. MVP St. Croix Parkland. I'm serious. Come here. MVP St. Croix Barkley. That big leg, big thigh muscle, calf muscle running that motherfucking ball like nobody can ever run it for the Eagles. And I know they're going to have some good running backs from Ricky Walters all the way down to Westbrook all the way down to McCoy. So they got now. Saquon Barkley is him. What a luxury to just sit back and just hand the ball off to Saquon

and watch him get three or four yards a pop. And ain't nothing motherfucking Ravens can do about it. Ray Lewis rolling over in his damn grave right now. Him and Torell Suggs. Every two. Ain't nothing y'all can do with Saquon Barkley right now. If I'm the New York Giants owner right now, I'm sick If I'm a Giants fan right now, I'm sick Them Eagles not bullshitting they ain't even that full strength. Devontae Swift ain't even playing right now

Imagine when they get him back to go along with AJ Swift who had six catches for 55 yards. Now Jalen Hurts ain't gotta play Superman no more. I know you're wearing the shoes of Jordans, but you ain't gotta be Superman no more like that Jalen Hurts when all you got to do is sit back, hand the ball off the goddamn Saquon Barkley, 31, 30 inches. I'm just pushing this motherfucker. It's hard to be a team when they getting 31, 30 inches. All they doing is just pushing. Ain't nothing nobody can do about you. Ravens, Lamar Jackson, you missed four, five good throws last night, overthrew them and thrown them in the dirt.

What the hell going on with you Lamar? You need to dip a skull or something. Man for me to you, you overthrown. Man for me to you, you throwing it in the dirt. If I'm the head coach hardball, can you? You all right? Yes sir, but why in the hell you ain't playing like you all right then?

You need these games right here Ravens. I know he ain't lost for two games his whole career. I think he's like 23 and two against NMC teams, but he lost last night to the Eagles. Eagles put that damn Raven in that boiling water. See that's what I be trying to tell y'all man. You get that old bird, you get that old Raven, and you get that boiler hot. Some of y'all watching this show know what I'm talking about when you get that bird. You got to boil it.

You got to get that, you know what I'm talking about when you get that bird you gotta boil it gotta get that you know what I'm saying especially when you got the feathers on and ravens still had feathers on at the start of the game but when you put that motherfucking raven in that boiling hot water them damn feathers get the coming out that's when you get the plucking plucking and plucking and plucking and before you know it you're cleaning them before you know it you put them in flour you add new ingredients salt and pepper, or Tony Satcher, whatever else you like to put on your chicken to make it taste good. Then you get the skillet out. Then you put the grease in now. Then you let it get hot.

Then you put that motherfucking raven in that motherfucking skillet and just smell the raven. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? They put that raven in the skillet last night. See the kids was in their bedroom today and smell and but when that motherfucking bird get the cooking kids come out running in The kitchen in that's me. Oh good. What's that raving me? That's what it is raving me So I'm gonna tell you right now about the more fan you ain't going no motherfucking

route you ain't got enough and I get it man how much the money I don't know y'all for what I'm seeing last night even having Derek here it just ain't enough right now because when the game is on the line when the game get down got them in the more and I step it up to the plate. And I love Lamar. He's going to probably win MVP if it ain't Saquon. Saquon him on track to break Eric Dickerson's Russian record over 2,000, 2,000, you know what? You know, over 2,100.

He only way to break it. And I hope he get it. Off his align. But that's what a mother and office align supposed to do. Block. If I get this block, then I got to get up to the second level and get that block. That's how you block. Man, when you block, you win.

And when you win, you go out after the game, you celebrate with your bro, ho, turn up then. That's what you do when you're winning. But when you're losing, god damn it. When you're losing, you don't wanna turn up. I'm all about winning. I'm rocking with the winning team. When you losing, god damn it. When you losing, you don't wanna turn up. I'm all about winning. I'm rocking with the winning team. Well, who your team done? I got several of them.

Beals, Eagles, Cowboys, they don't wanna win, I swear I'm winning. You wanna know why I keep going to Buffalo? Because they paid for me to go. Damn it, you want me to go on your team? Pay for me to go and I'll go. Other than that, I don't wanna hear a motherfuckin' thing. Y'all forgot one reason.

I'm a comedian, I'm an entertainer. That's what I'm supposed to do, is entertain. Some of you gon' get it, some of you ain't. That's your own damn problem. Ain't ain't for me to swing it to you no motherfucking no. Do you all understand? Ain't for me to swing it to you no no. Have fun, live life.

You only get one when it's over, it's over. Man, what y'all say? Man, I've been with my team 45 years. Good for you, John. Good for you. Some of y'all been with one woman your whole life. Good for you, John. Good for you. Some of y'all, I'm in your whole life. Good for you. Never.

I'm gonna wet my beak. I'm gonna get a beaver to the damn. Every chance I get. Every chance I get. Get the chat up, man. I'll get the chat up for your boy tonight you live on the bubble dub show man you what you what you is what a truth get told man in my own way my own way of saying they my own perspective I'm just telling you how the way I see things

man sometime I'm right sometime I'm wrong but what we gonna do on this show we gonna have love all my bones what, what it do fam? Yeah, what it do with my Pittsburgh Steeler fans? Y'all beat them bad ass Cincinnati Bengals right now. Before I even get started on Pittsburgh, let me talk about Cincinnati. Y'all can't stop no damn body on defense. Joe Burrow playing out of his motherfucking mind right now and y'all can't stop nobody.

Y'all better not eat no more chili in Cincinnati. Do you hear me? Bring them when you're in. Them chili eating motherfuckers up there can't stop nothing. They that bitch bird put a 40 throw motherfucking points on them. Troy Palomalo rolling over in his grave right now. Y'all can't get nothing. Now I ain't gonna just say,

it's a couple of players on the defense that's balling, but y'all ain't stopping nobody. This is a team sport. Now if I'm on the offense, if I'm on the offense side of the ball, I'm fighting somebody on the defense. I'm picking the weakest motherfucker on defense and stealing it.

Bow. I ain't bullshitting. If I'm on the offense, I'm putting hands on somebody on the defense. Joe Burrow week after week, they putting up over 30 some motherfucking points a game and they still losing. Why? Because the defense can't stop no damn body. It's bad when Adam Pacman Jones calls me, fam, you got to get on my bingles man.

Man, they ain't stop eatin' it's bad when you got a form of players callin' another old me to tell me to talk about it. But damn it, I am. I'm a man of my motherfuckin' word. Oh, Joe Cinco, where you at? You been out all motherfuckin' um, on Unc Show crying and going on about real damn all that. Say it go bingles, nigga. Say it go bingles.

Why don't you ask something to Cincinnati and have a talk with me? Oh, I will. Any football team that want to bring me in to talk to y'all, damn it, I'm ready. Bring me in. Strictly motivation. Damn it, if I don't get you up and going, then damn it, you just don't want to be going. Makes no sense to me.

We all in the NFL, I'm saying we, I'm just talking about if I was a player. Y'all in the NFL, you can play millions of dollars. Some people never make it to college. Some people never make it to the pro. And damn it, y'all up here, bullshit. it the color some people never make it to the pro and damn it y'all up here bullshit out on satch 5th all in Louie and all that damn the Louis nigger can you stop

this from getting dirty and to stop you got Russell Wilson looking like Drew Brees. I'm so Wilson had 414 passing yards yesterday. Nigel Harris. Come here Pickens stop getting them trash-ass pills this fam. You got one of the best coaches in the league listen to him Damn Russell Wilson, I don't know what Seattle game that motherfuckers other night But Russell came out with spunk. Yeah, looking like the old Russell Wilson that was up there in Seattle with the legion of boom. Yeah, that curly hair motherfucker. We ain't seen him.

We been seeing this bald-headed, Al Pacino, Al Pichu, whatever. Jada Pinkett looking at Russell Wilson. Not like yesterday. We seen the fan yesterday. Russell Wilson, 400 something passing yards. When last time Russell Wilson had 400 something passing yards y'all. I'm waiting. My point exactly. Mike Tumlin.

Yo. Yeah, if you asking me Pittsburgh got a chance. If they cut down on them crazy ass penalties and play sound football Hide behind that defense Russell Wilson don't try to force too much Thielers got a motherfucking chance and I don't give a damn about on Kansas City being teen and I don't give a damn about Travis Kelsch, Taylor Squill, Pateka Salah, uh, flat ass. I don't give a damn about none of that It's a new year if that If that damn zebra come out that bullshitting, throwing interception, is that going home in the first round? On the second round if they get a bye, that's all I'm saying.

They can't keep playing like that when they get in the play out. I bet you that. I bet Kansas City take their ass home. I bet you that. Big red, you better get that shit together up there in Kansas City I know my Kansas City fans are you sure we're gonna be alright. I hope so That's the same thing my fam told me when I got ready to go I hope you can hang it I can't When my fam told me when I got ready to go to jail, I hope you can handle it.

I can't. I can't handle those motherfucking jailers. You seen them put me in cuffs. You seen me crying on the way to the station and then you get mad what I told you. Please. When the day I got in that cop car, they should have turned they motherfucking self in.

I said I had to do it for me, but I did since you wanna sit back and think, fam gonna keep it 100. Shit. I never got 100 on a spelling test or any test in school. Even when I cheated, I didn't get a hundred. You think I'm gonna go in the jail how? Sit down and keep it 100?

No. You coming with me? Put your hands up and put them behind your motherfucking back. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law when they say it there you are hearing my voice i know that's right i know that's right just telling y'all the facts life and what's going on appreciate you whoever sent that money i appreciate it man i'm just telling y'all what I'm seeing and what I'm going through.

Now what am I Atlanta Falcon fans at? Bring y'all bad answer. Kirk Frozen. It ain't Kirk Cousins no more. Kirk for four motherfucking exceptions. You gonna sit down with me, I'll hug you and your wife, your bad ass kids,

your bad breath having ass, and I'll give you a hundred million, and you go out here and pick some L.A. charger, and you throw a ball away, four motherfucking times, and you throw a ball away, full motherfucking time, and you're gonna think I wanna choke you at the end of the game, nigga, please. I put hands on Kirk Frozer at the end of the game.

You ain't gotta worry about no motherfucking reporter putting no microphone in your face. You gotta worry about these hands in your face. Falcon 6 and 6, my good people in Atlanta don't deserve that. The Dirtys deserve better than that. The Hawks already ain't doing nothing this year. Shit, the Braves ain't gonna do nothing. Shit, they can't even sell homes no more in Atlanta no damn more because them Fun Boys running everybody away. Can't even go through Linda's mall no more. You ain't even looking at what you think you looking at. You looking at your uncle, fam.

You think she bad, but that's your uncle. Those women that y'all looking at down that line thinking that fine, give me out them uncles. And I ain't looking at them. I'm just saying, what look good from 100 feet away when you get up on closer and shoot. As Uncle Nettie, I'm not bullshitting you. Got to have your bifocus on. You can't go through Atlanta like this.

You got to take those motherfuckers off and get real up close and personal. You got to put your goddamn goggles on, right? You got to put your goggles on when you ain't got them in loud. You got to see if she a boy or a girl. I'm not gonna see you be swimming in the wrong thing or put on these. Shit, take your clothes off. Forget all that, take your clothes off.

Let me see, let me see your brush and teeth. I know you're saying your name Tonya, but I think your name Tom. Got the chicken 100, man. I ain't get this show. I ain't get this show to get on here and lie. And now I got this show to keep it 100 with my people. I'm trying to make more Luther King and Malcolm X proud. That's all I'm trying to do. We got to stop him and one another. We got to stop it all. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame. It's the perfect way to keep loved ones close, no matter the distance. With Skylight, you can share the joy of a special moment,

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Stop being so sensitive when somebody tells you something. You can't take constructive criticism sometimes. I can. People tell me so. I ain't tripping. Now I like it. But I'm going to listen to it and respect it. At the end of the day, you got to respect.

You got to respect it, man. Respect the grind. No matter what you're doing, you got gotta respect whatever you're doing, man. Stop being easy to influence by people, man. Some of you be telling people some of your dreams and people shoot them down. Man, you can't do that, why would you do that? Get around them people, man.

You don't wanna be around nobody shooting down your dreams. We ain't even for that. But back to the Falcons, six and six, started off hot, ran through my motherfucking cowboy, it looked promising. But now it don't. He right back to what I said he would, Kirk Folger. Chargers won, yes they in the mix, but they ain't gonna do nothing in the playoffs. I'm just keeping it in the book, if you're a Chargers fan, okay.

You're 8 and 4, okay. But what have y'all ever done in the play I'm not a motherfucking thing you had baby making Philip Rivers you had one of the greatest running back of the Daniel Thomas and all that and you didn't mean a minute oh yeah oh y'all gonna make your bad ass remember what you've been doing and you ain't done nothing Badass remember what you've been doing and you ain't done nothing Talk to me about no motherfucking Falcons other charges ain't neither one of them gonna do Thanks, we all bad ass is it started off the season on fire now you're throwing a trash Kind of put the motherfucking gumbo up you

can't eat gumbo all year round nigga you got to change it up eat some vegetable soup eat some gulai chicken ninja lada all that gumbo and and then uh what's that gator and uh uh what's that other uh that cage and and posse. That's what got I'm bad It could even I and I love me some new Orleans don't think you think I love everything about new Louisiana culture I love the people but the food man. I'm telling you got to change it up some time I know y'all look at Mardi Gras cake the King cake You know what about the other cake chocolate cake white cake see it sell my cake some other kind of motherfucking cake other than that change it up, bogey

You seen y'all gay little Wayne Walker fame now now I love it I Love it man How y'all feeling tonight though man? It's Monday night, Jameon Winston playing the Broncos right now man. Let me tell y'all something about that during the hit like eyes looking at Jameon Winston. Boy, baller. Boy, if I'm a coach or a GM and I got a motherfucking backup quarterback that's not performing like Jamison, I'm telling you right now I'm upset. Because we sit back, we laugh at him, or he throw the ball away. He do throw the ball away, but let me tell you something, when that motherfucker locked in, he locked in. Love

everything about Jameson, except his duck rag trash ass speeches he be giving. Hey, that shit work, it's working. The son watching at the crib laying down, getting massages, that's what he need. I bet the son watching at the crib laying down getting massages that's what he need. I bet the son watching strong than a motherfucker right now. What you mean duh? He told his achilles shit. We got the motherfucking masseuses on now. Everybody know the masseuses will make you rise like the Statue of Liberty. That's all I'm saying. Rams beat up on the Saints.

Matthew Stafford still putting it down. Hit me on Pukka Nuka. They're on the Ryber Seave over there. They still got Cooper Cup. Kyron Williams running back over there. They sneaking up in the NMC. The Rams, like I say, the NMC is Detroit Eagles. For me, that's about it.

I don't see nobody else sneaking up. But it's a team in the NMC is Detroit Eagles. For me, that's a body. I don't see nobody else sneaking up. But it's a team in the NMC that nobody believing in. That everybody rolled off. Everybody just down on them. I was down on them. Your motherfucking Cowboys is on their way back. And I know it seemed farfetched, is what I'm telling y'all. But Cooper Gold Rush, there's something going on with this Dallas Cowboy team, y'all.

I don't know what it is. I don't know if aliens came down like a Dallas and touched them boy But I know they got the Bengals this week. Guess what? They got a motherfucking chain. Bengals don't play no defense. Now the offense? They gonna put them support, but I'm expecting Michael Parson and the boys to put on a motherfucking show. Oh yeah, you see me with the dollar cowboy team? I'm up to no good, I'm serving per third. I'm fucking get rid of that headache fam. I need you on the field. I don't want goddamn 60 minutes.

I need you to get down there and get dirty, Michael boy. I need three sacks. I need three sacks. I need the dollar cowboy to win this week. Cause the dollar cowboy win this this week cuz the dollar cowboy win this week we right back in the motherfucking hunt and my cowboy fan said yeah yeah dad you ain't know it we five and seven we win we six and seven we right down we right down with a 260 million dollar quarterback at the

motherfucking house playing his wig good that That's where he needs to be playing his mother. Get me That Cooper rush get us to the playhouse somehow. I Found Jerry Jones. I'm on the phone with every team that need a quarterback. Damn it. Let's cut a deal. I Seen you back, but I need about three or four And we'll eat some of that salary next year after that he yours You bought a damn right. And we'll eat some of that salary next year after that. He yours. He yours.

See the thing I failed? It's all about making deals, man. It's all about making deals. You don't, I don't think Dallas Cowboys can get out on a Dak Prescott contract. Use a lot. Oh, he's ways around it. Let Cooper rush.

And I know it's far-fetched, I get it. But let Cooper Russ somehow get this Dallas Cowboys team right here to the playoffs. Let's just say if they get to the playoffs and win one game, Dak out of L. Dak out of L. Then what you do you draft your quarterback. Kayle Ward, Shadar, E-Law, you can't lose with neither one but I prefer Shadar. You know what I'm saying born in Texas you can't lose with me the one but I prefer shit dog You know saying born in Texas and let him play in Texas. That's the way we can do a prime me But if not, you know

Now you call the back now you can groom him now you can groom him cowboy Well, we try to win super we ain't one one with Romo. We ain't win one more money that will make you think We're gonna win one with Cooper Ruff? Be patient. You got to build the team first. Sometimes it's wrong with y'all. Sometimes y'all be getting at work and think you gonna be becoming a millionaire in two or three months.

No, you got to grind, grind, trap, and trap, and trap. Some of y'all watching this show, you know about trapping. Some of my old schools are here, 40, 45, being in the United Jail. Ain't no all about trapping. Some of you learn, some of you didn't. Some of you learn how to do bell. That jail ain't no all about trapping some of you learn some of you didn't some of you learn how to do Bell that's what it's all about progression

Somebody keeps saying the Chiefs gonna win it all I don't see I said it early in the season, but I don't see it I think This is what I really think about the Kansas City Chiefs y'all be honest They got the best record in NFL right now true enough This is what I really think about the Kansas City Chiefs, y'all can be honest. They got the best record in the NFL right now, true enough. But they ain't playing the best ball, if that makes sense. They are barely winning the game. Yes, they are winning, but when they go up against a juggernaut like the Detroit Line, the mistakes that the Chiefs be making, they can't make them against the Detroit Line.

They can't make them against the Philadelphia Eagles. They can't make them against the Buffalo Bill. They can't make them against the Buffalo Beard. August Steele's right now. They will pay. They will pay for their mistakes. That's all I'm saying. Yes, two times I get it. If they go back and win three in a row,

I'm saying my home's the goat. That's just my opinion. Now I know some of y'all gonna be begging the devil, no man can still break it. I'm not arguing with that. I'm just saying if Pat Mahone win three in a row, I'm putting him in the dope for me. Now y'all can say Brady all you want, but you got some people still saying Peyton Manning is better than Brady.

Huh? Dan Marino better than Brady. I'm just telling what people saying. Don't make it right, but I'm telling you what they're saying. Three in a row as an NFL team, NFL quarterback, that's truly amazing and it ain't never been done. That's all I'm saying. It ain't never been done, y'all.

So y'all let me know how y'all feel about that. But if I feel like if the Cowboys go out and beat the Cincinnati Bengals this week, which I think they will, I really believe they're going to somehow sneak into the playoffs this year. That's just what I feel. I've been watching the Seahawks. They beat the Jets. Evan Rodgers needs to retire, man.

At the end of the day, he ain't really playing that bad, but he came with a team to a victory no more. And Devontae Adams, I don't know why you want to go to New York any motherfucking way. I'll let Hooping and Hollins just to get away from Vegas to go to cold ass New York. You crazy. You really thought New York Jets were gonna stop it? My dumb ass did. I was crazy as hell. Gino Smith doing his thing, man.

A sec after Gino Smith turned his whole career around, thought it was over for him, thought he was gonna be holding the clipboard the rest of his career. But then went to Seattle, got that starting job and then look back, Metcalf, Baldwin, he's not getting back from an injury as well. So suck out to Jeno Smith, man. Aaron Rodgers, time to let it go. You won't be there next year. Devontae Adams, I don't know where you gonna be at next year, fam.

If you ask me, honestly, you should have stayed your ass in Green Bay the first time, fam. You should have never went nowhere. You in Green Bay over there with Joy and Love and what they, shit. Shit. And I don't know why, I wanna give respect I won't keep forgetting about y'all the Vikings what Sam Dawson is doing.

You know, this way to getting a great pay day next year. But what the Vikings is doing they beat the Arizona Cardinals yesterday 2322. I didn't see that coming from Sam Dawson. I know Justin Jefferson is the beast up there. They got the running back from the Packers Jones up there as well. But, so I got to the Vikings and what they doing. I don't think y'all can beat Detroit. I don't think y'all can beat the Eagles in the playoffs.

I don't, but I don't want to take nothing away from y'all cause y'all have been playing good ball. I got to get y'all that. Y'all let me know, give me your feed. What y'all because y'all have been playing good ball. I gotta get y'all that. Y'all let me know, give me y'all feed. What y'all really think about the Vikings? Like talk to me on that. Like how do y'all see this season paying off for the Minnesota Vikings right now?

Also before y'all tell me right now, but before we get into this, let's talk about Randy Mouse, make a post saying he has some illness. So we're gonna pray for Randy Mouse. We praying for you brother. We pray to good Lord bless you and Heal you strengthen you when you weak build you up when you torn down

Let's pray for our brother Randy Mouse. He asked for prayer. That's what we're gonna do. I'll give him my mom in the silence form, you know It's like five seconds Hey man back to the show. I gotta talk about my Lakers, man. I don't, I don't, and this is a big discussion we gonna have. I don't understand certain players shooting threes knowing you can't motherfucking shoot three. I don't get that. Stop telling players who can't shoot three to shoot three.

It don't make no motherfucking sense to me. Rui Huchamara, fucking Los Angeles Lakers, shooting eight to nine threes a night. For what? Nigga, put the ball on the floor and go. You spotting up behind this three-point line ain't hit nothing shoot no long-ass breeze and they didn't back on defense stop it bro oh for nine last night stop so no motherfuckin broad

Oh for nothing Oh for nothing? Barely beat you talk about one motherfucking point Ain't playing no defense shooting too many motherfucking things Cring Stop shooting them go to the hole Bro, you 285 motherfucking pounds fam. You can't stop nobody can't stop you from getting to the motherfucking hole, but somehow you wanna sit out here and shoot three like you Kevin Durant. You not KD, you LeBron nigga.

Hey you forgot? JJ Rick, keep shooting them guys. Niggas just shooting us out the game. I was always told you let us shoot or shoot, the people that shoot the motherfucker ain't a shooter. If I can't shoot threes and I can shoot two, well then let me shoot two. Put the ball on the floor, hit your mid-range and get the two point, get your ass back on defense. Now, y'all want to shoot these long ass threes all night.

Clink, clink, clinkink ain't gonna get the job done Somebody got to be on the Los Angeles organization Somebody got to be down there in them boys here besides JJ record letting them know Then it bring me Many a day get the shooting three get your ass out my view You get her shooting three get your ass on him Hey deal monster ad is ballin Get your ass down over that freak don't line it freak don't line it

You ain't got turn your back to you can face them up like Tim Duncan you do you good at that? Hey, but when you get behind that three-point line, starting to... Hell no! The minute I put you in the game and you get to shoot three, your ass gonna be right over here with me. Go for you too, brah! Love you to death! You get the ball, 20 seconds on the shot clock,

then you wanna make a move in four, five seconds. Nigga stop dribbling. It ain't going no damn work carrying and turn the ball over. I'm going to talk about you and I'm going to tell it like it is. You catch the ball, you move it, you move it, you run your play. You got to be fluid ball, ball moving in this moment. Ain't nobody getting shooting it cause you open, he might be open, pump fake and then get a easier shot.

No he shooting you get behind the people in line, y'all shooting each 30 and 35 damn fool, stop it. It makes no sense to me y'all, it makes no sense to me. Wimby Yama bowling right now. They had nine 30 point game so fuck it's easy, shot out to Wimby Yumba bowling right now. They had nine 30 point games so far this season. So I got the Wimmy Yumba. They feeding them bananas, strawberries, grapes, chalupas, hot tamales, and everything else down there in San Antonio right now.

We still praying for you, Greg Popovich. We know you was out with a stroke, praying for you and your family, praying for a speedy recovery. But damnit, Wimmy Ybo looking good down there with CP3. CP3 feeding him. No, CP3 ain't going to shoot the rock. He going to throw it down there every motherfucking time until you get it right. That's what I'm going to stand about the Lakers.

Anthony Davis is the best player on the Lakers. When you come across half court, you ought to be trying to get the ball to the damn new no brow. That's all I'm saying I'm seeing awesome reads after thinking he got them dirt the whiskey nigga you ain't dirt you are man at the end of the day man God get somebody and you're gonna put them people in their right position man magic what yeah, where you at, fam? Where you at, Magic?

We need you, man. We need you, man. We been knowing Dak Boogie. I ain't saying he ain't. I ain't never said Dak was great. Never. If I did, I was high. I admit.

If I ever came on this show in anywhere and said Dak was him, I was high. Shit, I admit my wrongs. I admit when I'm wrong. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it.

I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. I admit if I ever came on this show anywhere and said that was him I was high She I admit my wrongs. I admit my I admit when I'm wrong. I mean But I never said that was him. I can't remember me ever saying that I Might go hang gas like a couple things but he saying that That can never be him me not never now You can have some games when he come out and ball out.

And he got stats that's better than some of these players right now, but. No, that not him at all. Not him at all. See, that's the problem with some of y'all right now. Y'all gonna understand. Entertainment. Somebody say, how could a Dallas Cowboy fan

gonna have eagle dreams, y' jersey on cuz I'm neat nigga I do what I want to do if a preacher preaching hint do he got to have a suit on the tail of motherfucking what's in the Bible Ain't nowhere in the Bible said a preacher gotta wear a suit on Sundays You heard for the message, not for what I have on, I was born naked. So since we born naked, when we die and get buried, are we gonna be naked then? Or do you wanna have some clothes on?

So I'm gonna wear what I want to wear. Y'all too self-minded for me. Y'all too invested in teams that ain't paying y'all too self-reliant for me. Y'all too invested in teams that ain't paying y'all. Y'all ain't getting no motherfucking money from wearing jerseys or room 14. Y'all ain't getting nothing from them. I am. I am. But you mad.

Guess what? I ain't losing no sleep. You can lose all the sleep in the world. I won't. Business is business. Hey, Daph is real good. Yeah, I brag on, but I ain't never said he was him. I never said Daph was him, not never.

I never said that was him, not never. Self-made, I'm just keeping it 100, man. Some people gonna understand the business and what's going on. I got every jersey in the world. I'm with Fanatics. If you want a jersey for your favorite team, I got you. I'm gonna hook you up, but I'm doing it. I got a job to do.

I might be in the Arizona Cardinals tomorrow. Am I an Arizona Cardinals fan? Hell no. But they got the check. And I'm gonna wear it. Simple as that. Gotta love it, man. And these real jerseys too,

this ain't no bull shit either. Real deal too. Feel good, feel good. If you're an Eagles fan, you might got a chance to win your jersey. Like, Cowboy fan, you might got a chance to win your jersey. Like, Cowboy fan, you might got a chance to win your jersey. Whatever fan you are, get in the comments, let me know your team. I'm going to have my own producers to pick two people out here tonight that's in the

chat and I'm going to get you out of the jersey. Whatever team you like, what person you like, I'm going to get you a jersey, man. I got you. On me. Showing love like that. Christmas giveaway, baby. Told y'all, I'm ho y'all I'm looking everybody up Hooking everybody up. This is what I do I pray for nice like this and here I am man

a lot of people gonna get to get in this position that I am to get flew around and go to these games and commentate and bring value in energy To the team that's what I'm doing for Buffalo building them up a lot of people Buffalo don't really have that many kind of Influencers rocking with them have that many kind of influencers rocking with them like that, man. But I rock with all teams. I rock with whoever going to pay me, man, to do what I'm trying to do.

So that's what I'm doing. You might see me at the Steelers game, rocking the Steelers, girl. I done some business with the Steelers this year. They hired me to come out and do some comedy for the football players in training camp this year. I did that. So that's what I'm going to do. I'll do my due diligence, going out there and showing love and support to them players, they know me, they rock with me.

So I'm going to do the same with them. Pittsburgh Steelers done came, the coaches done came to my shows, my comedy shows, man. I'm showing love. Same with the Indianapolis Cokes. That's where I do what I do. You can't put me in no box, man. Y'all tried to do that with the snitching video, so I moved over to the sports world, man.

Yeah. It's all about going up and up, man. Staying ahead of everybody. That's what I'm doing right now, man. So don't be feeling no kind of way because you see me in Buffalo. It's business. Hey, y'all might see me in Minnesota is business. I'm in a tango, man. At the end of the day, Dizell Watson ain't no crook in

real life, but he was in training day, wasn't it? He got paid to do it. That's all I'm saying. I'm the same way. So get out your feelings and get in your bag. Get out your feelings and get in your bag is all I'm telling y'all today man I'm networking. I'm gonna get the testing game too. Okay. I'll see y'all putting our teams down cool cool Keep getting the check up keep getting this check up man Y'all ain't getting this kind of entertainment nowhere But I'll be getting like only a thousand people in the chat trash, but we gotta keep working though. I'm not satisfied I want 10 15 thousand people in the chair appreciate you Mike Lee I'm not satisfied. I want 10, 15,000 people in the chat.

Appreciate you, Mike Lee, for sending five hours. I appreciate it. California, I'll be out there next year. In case y'all don't know, I'm going on this big tour, the We The Warrants Tour. Check the dates to see if I'm coming your way. But California is not on that list, but I will be coming back to California myself, doing a comedy show out there. I'll probably be doing it at the Ontario Improv, so be on the lookout for that. My good team on here, if y'all could pull up my website I got,

well they can go and check the dates. You can see where I'm at. I got some merch coming with Fnatic. We found a collab on some stuff, so be on the lookout for that, man. But my big comedy tour store, February the 1st, We The Warns Tour tour of me Mike Ips country Wayne Carlos Miller Cory Holcomb Tony Roberts Mojo Brooks The list goes on and on man little Duval. So I'll be on the lookout for that man In case y'all don't know man, I'm a stand-up comedian first. That's what I do. I'm him Yeah, if you ain't never seen me perform, man, grab your tickets, I'm him.

And I ain't telling you just to say that I'm really ain't him. Go to my website, bubbledubnt.com, check my tour dates, you can check and see where I'm at. Just that and the third, make sure y'all putting y'all team down too. Much more definitely more alive than money, but living on earth, if you ain't got money, you ain't got nothing.

Gotta have money to survive, man, especially if you got kids. But money don't mean everything, because when you die, you can't take the sip with you. Never forget that. A lot of people get that in their head, money is just, yeah, but Steve Jobs had all the money in the world world but didn't have a kidney.

You understand what I'm saying? So money is everything as long as you do it for the right reasons. Take care of your family, take care of other people, donate it to children with brain cancers and tumors and cancers. Oh, money is everything. You can hit it. You use it the right way. Some people use their money different.

Some people use their money as a tool, like Pete did. You see where that shit get you. Harvey Weinstein, you see where that shit get you. You gotta use your money the right way. And people who got money, ain't got to give back either. They can do what the hell they wanna do with their money. But that's not me, that's not my model. I'ma give back and show love, but they ain't gotta do nothing.

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I don't ever worry about what the next man doing. I'm only worried about what I'm doing concerned. My thing is I want to try to build everybody up. People that like y'all, that rock with me, come on my show each and every day. I want to give y'all things. That's giving me, I want to give y'all things, man. That's what it's about, showing love. That shit gonna come back.

Maybe not to me, maybe to my children, maybe to my cousins or my good friend. That's the way I look at the world and universe, man. Good energy, good things will happen to you. You be good to people, people be good to you. Now do bad things happen to good people all the time, but you let the good Lord deal with that. Been playing time, I done been good to somebody, f***ed over me. I let God handle that. I let the good Lord handle that

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somebody gettin' on your nerve and you need to relax. You can come to my show, sit back, relax, and laugh at me, cause you know I'm crazy. You know I'm gonna say some shit, you gonna sound crazy, but it's real. Biggie ain't fake. It's real. Now some of y'all right now sitting around here head hurting and you're going to know

what's going on because you're still eating on that goddamn Thanksgiving food. Throw that shit away. If you still eating Thanksgiving food, you're sick. I ain't eating them now, I got all my things good giving fool in the freezer. Shit, you better throw that bullshit away. I'm gonna act like a gang war in the hell like it's Duramee and that damn shit.

And I'm throwing that shit away. You ain't got no damn tag for no Duramee, come here. Tag for no deer meat. Come here. Tavi, I gotta tell it like it is, man. I can't get on here and sugarcoat shit. I come on here and sugarcoat y'all and as soon as I get out this show, I be feeling bad like, man, I can't believe I should do shit, man. Nah, I gotta keep it real with myself. Before I can keep it real with y'all, I have to keep it real with myself. And sometimes a lot of people don't know what be going on. I be having to let y'all know what's going on. I don't owe y'all no explanation for why I do what I do.

I'm just telling you because I don't mind letting you know if you see me rocking this or rocking this. I'm letting you know what's going on. I don't want to never keep my people in the dark. I can tell you what it is. Buffalo B is my side hoe. That's all I'm saying. Buffalo B is my side. That's how I'm saying Buffalo B is my style. That's how

cowboy Love Damn it. What she get doing cowboy like you got like losing and nagging and shit I I don't understand y'all white people. No shirt on, no socks on, butt nicked, running down the road, I'm not moving no motherfucking cold ass buffalo, snow, shit. I like to die last night in that motherfucking snow. Nobody boy running around with they shirt off, no shoes and socks on. Now I get in the hospital with pneumonia, tell them I pray for Nathan. Shit, let Nathan go. I don't understand y'all white people. No shirt on, no socks on, butt nicked, running down the road, now you're in the hospital with pneumonia, now your family near him, everybody pray for Nathan. Let that motherfucker die. Cuss at

mace, no shit, Nathan's smarter than that. GPA 3.9, but this motherfucker gonna walk around naked? Time to be shittin'. Mother pussy motherfuckin' clothes on, boy. And I know y'all been seeing this dude. He on Discovery Channel, some white dude. I love him to death. He be out there in the wilderness, Alaska, building them little TP huts and livin'.

He said some other day, scared the shit out of me, he was walking He seen burnt tracks. He said yes, he goes back tracks. This is why I want to put my teeth You looking for death everybody applied him. Oh my god, this guy's the real deal He's seen burnt tracks and put his tent there. Oh my god. He's my hero. Okay, yo He wrote then I died the motherfucking barrels don't discriminate me love white me Tent there. Oh my god. He's my hero. Okay, yo hero thing I die Fucking barrels don't and discriminate Ain't no season on

They do for sure nigga. We got to my seat. We got high blood pressure We got two months season the hot sauce and I'm blue. They don't want no white people. She didn't good for they died That's why don't burns. We killing no wife. Oh people see it good for they died that's why them burns we killing on my phone is good for they died nobody ain't got no season on you know damn well and they killed us nigga we hold we used to talk moguls at them steel mills that's why we so strong and built like that man real talk we don't take good to burn we take good to white people. Ain't no seasoning on the motherfucker. It's like burros eating white people is like Turkey from Sillaway. Turkey sent from Sillaway.

All the right ingredients on that motherfucker. And that's what them burros, that's what they love about white people. And them white people, they don't put up no fight either. When them burros grab them motherfucker, they ain't putting up no fight. They just like, if the burr get me, it get me. They don't even put up no fight.

Ask them white people when they free and get mauled. They get laid up and shit. Shit, ain't no nigga sitting up and letting no damn burr come on, none of them two. A nigga ain't going with no bird Now I know some real nickels Yeah, I ain't saying n I'm saying nickel N I see KELS I'm talking real niggas right out of my whole car that I think real killers They ain't going out there with no grizzly

That they would even go around on the other Come on while me and put the niggas over hell Because there's always somebody back Like my homeboy growing up he used to punk me bully me all the time I shut up above i'll beat you up. I'll be quiet, but he wasn't saying that shit around that cone seen that shit around that corner. When it come to uh, he was depo. He get around that corner, he became me. So guess what I did?

I started hanging around on the other corner. That's what I started doing, y'all. We even the school. You ain't finna keep taking my solar money and chip money. No, I'm gonna go around with them and tell them what you doing to me. Man, I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you doing me like that fam. So I had to go and get some help.

I'm gonna help her. I'm gonna help her to the law. I'm gonna help her to Santa Claus. I'm gonna help her to a lot of people when I'm in trouble. Oh yeah I'm a big I'm a big bad ass. We can go and commit whatever crime y'all want to commit. I'm with it. But when the police get involved, and I'm pretty sure they will get involved and find out what went on, you ain't got to think, you ain't got to ponder. I'm letting you know I'm going to talk. I'm telling them how it started, who planted it, what kind of gas, was it unleaded, was it super, was it premium? I'm letting them know every god thing that they won't know how much money I had in my pocket I'm a money you had in your pocket. Did your baby mama call?

Did you anger call did we run a red light do we what we ate that day? They don't know every damn thing Like it was an autopsy. I'm not gonna see I'm the type of man that I call your mom ma'am Look, I was with him. look, I was with him. Listen, I was with him. Stop lying. I was with him. And you know that gun over your sister's daddy house right now.

And I just want to let you know, I told them what it was. It's the only way to get it. So you can stop all that, I'm my son, ain't this? You a motherfucking liar. You ain't raised shit. Your mama raised it. That's what's wrong with some of these women around here. They ain't denying it. I raised my kid. You ain't raised shit. Your mama raised it. That what wrong with some of these women around here. They ain't denying it. I raised my kid. You ain't raised shit.

Your mama raised them kids. You was a whore. But you want to run to these motherfuckin' graduations acting like y'all some good parents. Y'all ain't nothing but some hoes. Now I want a motherfuckin' nigga to give y'all some motherfucking money. When y'all women gonna start giving those niggas some money? Even though I don't need none. But when y'all gonna start helping the real niggas? I've been taking care of y'all for 10, 15, 20 years. He get down on his look. All of a sudden now y'all wanna leave. Now hoes they don't wanna get robbed. People got for you now a man will go out and get a woman they got three or four kids and love and take care of a

rest of they lie what woman gonna go out and get a man that got three or four years and take care of him you niggas better start paying attention what's going on in life yeah that motherfucker fine but she got three and four motherfucking kids that that nigga didn't even want. And I'm gonna come in and grab you and be a hero shit. I think not. We can walk around, we can we can we can bump and grind all day long. Before me walking down that aisle with you, mouth full.

Before me walking in the church with with your mouth open. For me walking to church with your mouth open. Walking your ass in a steak and shake and tour room. That's it. Gotta make better choices, I keep telling you women. Stop sleeping with who you want to sleep with and sleep with who you need to sleep with. Yeah, you want LeBron. Yeah, you want the Mellow.

You want all these thuggish dudes. I just want me a thug. It's somebody man with dread. I hear y'all with somebody man with muscle, but that ain't what you need. You need rag-le-ass, square-ass Russell Wilson over here. They're the kind of men you need. They gonna help you take your time out with your kids,

help your kids read some of your kids right now. 12 and 13 years old, can't read and write, shoes on the wrong foot, but they callin' man NBA 2K. That's a problem You holes ain't teaching no more It's doors at home don't teach The two you mean stop running the streets every month and they get home and talk to you soon Talk to him

Talk to him. No, he might not be in the sports like you. He might be a scientist. I don't know. But get because your kid's not good in sports like you would, that don't mean this on him. Stop hollering and screaming at your kids all the time. Talk to them with a little tone of voice, man. These kids different from us, they south. All they hollering and screaming don't do nothing but hurt their feelings.

You got to get down on their level. We all got to be better. I only hollering and screaming don't do nothing to hurt their feelings. You gotta get down on they level. We all gotta be better. I gotta be better, man. I'm hard on myself. I'm on the road each and every day, every other week. I got two girls, man. I'm in and out. Think about my kids a lot, man.

I'm on their road, but I'm sacrificing, man, to for them to have a better life, man. Don't have to grow up like I grew up, man. They ain't never got that, you know what I'm saying? Like, depend on no man. I don't never want my girls to depend on no man. When they get older, they're gonna make their own decisions and do what they want.

But I don't never want them to depend on nobody. I want them to have their own. So I'm out here grinding and stacking and shit, much as I can stack it for them. Not only stack it for them, but building jobs too. I could hire people who can't get a good job, man, and bring them on the team, where they could take care of their family

and their loved ones. Sometimes, I know a lot of people might not believe in Thanksgiving, cause there really ain't nothing but a scam when they kill everybody. But people celebrate, I celebrate it, you know. But it's Thanksgiving every day for me. Christmas, some people gonna celebrate Christmas, but for the people that do,

and for some of the children who don't never have no gifts, I hate that for them. Even though the best gift in the world is waking up in the morning. But you know what I mean by having presents for them kids, them other kids, they watch and they go to school, and them kids got new clothes and new shoes on, and they don't.

I hate that. That fucking bothers me, man. A lot. And I know we do charities, we do donations, but I'm the kind of man, I'm a hands-on. I want to be able to go to these households and myself, knock on the door like Jehovah Witness. And I know it's such- such has been wearing such and such

not to get in your business, but can I help? Can we, can I do something to help y'all, man? And I ain't saying they gotta wear Jordans because that shit don't mean nothing because I don't wear Jordans no more. I ain't saying they gotta wear Nikes either or none of that. But at least you give them some good decent clothes that are presentable, man.

Do they like games? Like let's get them a PS5 if we can, or whatever it is to help these kids not want to be in the streets when they grow up because they never had none. A lot of times people go out and hustle because they never had these things. As fathers, as people that's in positions to help people, that's really help these people that really need this help. Do their kids need a computer or something? It's ways to help, bro.

I'm seeing it and I'm stacking, man. I'm going to keep striving, good Lord, I know in my heart, to get in position to help people who really need it. It's not about buying George and Louis Vuitton's and I got all that shit and it don't mean nothing because when I'm dead and gone, somebody else gonna have that shit. It means nothing. But for the children who are suffering from maybe needing socks, shirts, toothbrushes,

all this other stuff, I'm gonna be in position to help these people, man. So that's what I'm working hard for. Yes, I'm tired, I've been flying all day, but I still, when I get home, I'm gonna go live, I'm gonna get on here and put this content out and talk to y'all and let y'all know what's going through my mind. If you're first time ever watching my show and you're getting a little bit, you're getting to know about me a little bit more and more of who I am.

And I told you my first love is stand up. Like what you see on her, he only getting about 40% of the real me. You get 100% of me on that stage, like being real. But this is what I do, man. This is my life. It's the life I chose. This is what I love to do. I love to make people laugh.

I just do it in a truthful way. If anybody watching this show and you've been dying and now you've been discouraged, keep pushing because I've been where you've been. I may not have been what you've been through. You may not have been what I've been through, but keep pushing. It gets better at the end of the day. I promise you that I have my good days. I have my bad days.

I have days where I feel like, man, I don't know. But they're just the devil talking. The good Lord don't dwell in this and he don't dwell in evil Only the devil do so if anybody watching this show Um, you depressed man. Keep pushing better days ahead get around your love more Get around people get around a good support system um anybody watching this show right now and you're alcoholic and um Man, and you want to stop drinking?

Um, don't stop keep join your motherfucking life. Just don't drink and drive Just don't drink and drive somebody on here want to stop smoking weed Stop Stop but I ain't that this ain't trash it's on dick. Yeah, it is smokin'. It is smokin'. Y'all know I had those from coming in the end though. But keeping the 100 though, if you're alcoholic man, you want to get some help, go and get

some help man. It's never too late to do it. It's to stop anything that you're going to want to be doing. Just stop drinking and driving man. Thank everybody for tuning in this show tonight. I'm probably going to go to Lagomare. I'm probably going to go to Lagomare and shop and go to Childish Well. I'm getting in the comments. I got my team getting in the comments right now.

We're going to pick two people. I want him to put it on the screen. Show my producers before I get out. Pick two people on here. Whoever it is, and we're gonna give away two jerseys. Whatever team they like and what player they like, we're gonna give away two jerseys. Every time I go live, we're gonna give away two jerseys, man. That's what we doing. I'm giving back for Christmas. I know some families aren't here to watch my show.

They're probably struggling. I don't know. I don't know who I was struggling with, this and that. We're gonna feed two families. We're gonna feed two families this Christmas. That's my heart, man. I love heaven, people, man. That's what I pray to God that put me in position to do

I want I'm illegal not a follower Might not be giving much but I'm gonna give Yeah, the bigger my plate the bigger I'm gonna give away Let's keep let's keep being great people let's keep getting this check up let's keep getting these shows but man Let's keep being great people. Let's keep getting this check up. Let's keep getting these shows up, man. Man, this is a Formula One hat, man. What you talking about?

It's trash. What you talking about, bro? It's a Formula One hat, brother. Yeah. Trash of the day going to the Cincinnati Bengals defense. Trash! Y'all ain't getting no more chili up there in Cincinnati until y'all get to the defense store stopping somebody.

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