Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub says Damn! Wtf did Elon just do? Trump took over MLK DAY+ Ohio State wins!

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

Bubba Dub gets real about the state of America on Martin Luther King Jr Day, Trump’s inauguration, and the ongoing fight against racism. From Ohio State’s national championship win over No...tre Dame to Elon Musk stirring up controversy with Nazi symbolism, Bubba Dub breaks it all down with no filter!He touches on everything from economic struggles, the state of Black unity, and how we can uplift each other while keeping it 100 in the face of challenges. Oh, and you know he’s got to say something about Snoop Dogg switching sides too!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The volume. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I seen some things today I thought I'd never see in my life. But before I even get into those topics, man, hit the like button tonight. Hit the subscribe button. Ladies, fellas, I really don't know what to say no more, y'all, about this world we're living in, especially in America right now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. about this world we living in, especially in America right now.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You gotta buckle up for the next four years and get ready for what's about to come. So no matter what, like I always tell y'all, you still gotta take your ass to work. No matter what color y'all, you still gotta go to work. So before I even dive in to, first of all, let me say congratulations to the Ohio State Buckeyes
Starting point is 00:01:30 winning the national championship against the Notre Dame, the Fagin Iris. Congratulations to y'all, Ryan, they all won 34-23. I knew Ohio State was gonna win. I feel like they was, against a better team overall. You got to understand. Ohio State got five-star recruits. It's hard to beat a team who got five-star recruits
Starting point is 00:01:53 each and every year. They got some of the, Ohio State got money. They got money to go out and get the best high school players that it is in the game. So nine times out of 10, Ohio State going to be in some championship and going to win some. That's just that it is in the game. So nine times out of 10, Ohio State gonna be in some championship and gonna win some. That's just what it is. So I got to the fightin' Irish.
Starting point is 00:02:10 I had a great year. So I got to Riley Lillip, you know, you had a good game. He was 20 for 29, 240 yard, two TDs. Jaden, great house. You had five catches, 111 yard. Great game. By the way, Will Howard for. Great, great game by the way. Will Howard for Ohio State, he was what, 17 for 21,
Starting point is 00:02:29 231 yards, two TDs, and Quincy Newmonger back had 11 carries, 100 yards. Great game, that's what championship goes to Ohio State, but guys, y'all deserve it. Y'all think it's the season 14-2. But tonight, I'm gonna shift gears for a minute. You know, it's MLK day, y'all. It's Martin Luther King Day.
Starting point is 00:02:56 And it's also the inauguration day for Donald Trump. Who in the hell made that happen? I'm just simply asking. Martin Luther King, they... In inauguration with Donald Trump, that don't go together. That's just like putting hot sauce on fucking ice cream. It don't belong together. But that will happen today today y'all.
Starting point is 00:03:26 And we witnessed some things today on TV that we shouldn't have witnessed. Donald Trump, good old friend. Elon Musk y'all. Y'all check this out man. I'm gonna show y'all some night that he did. Y'all check this out. Y'all know what that is? The Nazi shit.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Y'all know what Nazi is? That's Hitler, man. Probably the most fucking innocent people Hitler killed. And you, and this the kind of... We're going to digest this right here here tonight what he just done. Y'all remember last year when Kyrie Irving caught so much flack for watching the movie and making the post anti-Semitic. They suspended him, lost the Nike deal behind shit like that.
Starting point is 00:04:22 It was nothing but outrage from the wife. I'm talking about our way Where is the motherfucking I raised for that he done it twice Do you hear me twice at the inauguration today? That's what he did And we supposed to be okay with it Ain't we supposed to be okay with that? On MLK and what they do? They go out and get the bush. I want to be respectful to the, to the, to, to child of guys. I want to be respectful to the pastor up there in Detroit, brother Lorenzo Swaya.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I want to be respectful to you, but you up there talking and talking about MLK, Martin Luther King had a dream, and Trump whispered something in your ear too. Yeah, I got a dream too. Mar-a-Lago on every corner, Nickel. On every corner, Nickel, that's what he told him. Now I told y'all one more second, he ain't worried I ain't, I'm, Nickel. That's what he told him. Now I told y'all one more second, he ain't worried I ain't.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I'm saying Nickel. Just got to understand what I'm saying to y'all. Y'all, what's going on here today, y'all? Martin Luther King, y'all, died in 1968, in case y'all didn't know. A lot of people believe he got shot. Yes, he got shot. A lot of people, he died from the Yes, he got shot. A lot of people died from the gunshot. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:05:49 He died at the hospital, y'all. He was suffocated in the hospital and he was killed. This is public record. You can go and look it up. Brother Judge Joe Brown brought this information to us a couple years ago and told us the real reason how Martin Luther King died. So it wasn't from the gunshot. He was suffocated in his hospital bed, y'all. A man survived a gunshot to the neck, and then they went to the hospital and finished it off
Starting point is 00:06:18 is what they done. Now, 1968, y'all got to understand back in the 60s were times where Now 1968, y'all y'all got to understand back in the 60s was times where whites and blacks, with no holding hands. Black men couldn't even fathom looking at a white woman in the eye, better than trying to sleep with one. It probably was brothers sleeping with them white hoes, we know that, but they couldn't get caught doing it. That's what we doing now.
Starting point is 00:06:41 So think about the times back then y'all, where blacks couldn't go into white restaurants and eat. You know what I'm saying? They had to be outside at the back and get food. We talk about racism now. The same racism that MLK was talking about in his dream. Oh I had a dream that one day my black children and white children could hold hands together. Them kind of dreams. Well, them dreams came true, but it's still racism going on in the world today. And we got some, we got some folks who seem to think that racism is no longer in America and it's straight up bullshit.
Starting point is 00:07:21 And why do they think those things? All because we got blacks in sports now and you got black millionaires now and you got black doctors and black lawyers and black judges, everything okay. No, the fuck is not. It's not okay. It's not.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And my question is, when will this shit ever change, man? And some of us blacks, I say some of us, some of us don't make it no better. Why? Because we fuss and fight and kill one another. We already fighting another war, but we still fighting the war with ourselves. You see what they doing? They gonna give a mother fuck about us. And I ain't just saying all white people. I'm not saying that y'all. Y'all can listen to me. I'm
Starting point is 00:08:11 saying some. I'm talking about the people that are powerful, that's in position, do not give a fuck about me and you. They don't. So why can't we come together y'all? You know what I'm saying? Come together. Like, that's one thing I noticed. I've seen a clip of more RIP to Muhammad Ali, white man come together and say, hey man, we noticed, Macamix, Sam Cooke, it was a whole lot of black people coming together. I think it was down there in Miami. And they asked them what was they doing down there
Starting point is 00:08:44 in that meeting. And Brother Muhammad Ali says, none of your business. White people get together all the time and have planned meetings and all this and that. And it's not a problem. We're going to have a bunch of blacks get together and try to unionize and get unity. It's a problem. They don't have a register, y'all, in y'all mind, man. I kind of screwed me we are under right now in America.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Ah, man, it's good, man. Ain't nothing ever good, nah, man. You know what I'm saying? Somebody will have signed, signed and said, make America great again. On MLK Day. Make America Great Again on MLK Day. I don't know how y'all feel as a black man or a black woman, but that touched me today, man, seeing shit like that.
Starting point is 00:09:36 And Trump didn't waste no motherfucking time either. And we already knew that. We are at inauguration day. This motherfucker signing executive laws. You remember two weeks ago when I told y'all about them people that were riding? They got clemency. They got poured in the day.
Starting point is 00:09:52 So anybody who did anything to them police officer, they done got off. Y'all understand the kind of war we fighting now? And I ain't mad at you, Trump. Do your your thing. God like that. You gonna do for yours But when we gonna get somebody in there that's gonna do for us, we're not asking for no motherfucking handouts We don't need no handouts. We just want equal opportunity That's all and we not getting it. We got some blacks. That's in power right now y'all. They won't do a motherfucking thing. But y'all still praising?
Starting point is 00:10:27 Y'all still go out there and support them? For what? Them niggas don't give a damn about me and you. All they care about is patting their pockets. They showing you each and every day. All they want to do is patting their pockets. And then when they get in trouble, they want to run to us for us to save them.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Stop saving them, niggs, stop letting them drown sometimes they pray on the weak never forget that these celebrities b**** they pray on the weak oh i'm gonna run back to them they love me they ain't never been around no celebrity i'm gonna run behind them and try to get some love even though i done them wrong i'm gonna go and try to get some love stop showing these n****s love, y'all. They don't deserve it, man. You got people that's in the community doing great things right now for the boys and girls clubs and people with counseling, children who need mentors, mentors who need fathers in their lives, leaders in their lives. There's people out in the community that's doing it right now, and we overlook them every day because they don't have a big name.
Starting point is 00:11:26 They don't have money and cars and jewelry and all this and that. We'll just look at the celebrities and... That ain't the business no more, man. And I can see now what Brother Malcolm X was trying to do back then. We had black hospitals, black lawyers, black doctors, black restaurants. We all black everything. They didn't like Malcolm.
Starting point is 00:11:52 All because he was an eye for an eye and all that type. No, he would just say, Leah, you gonna hit me in my eye and don't think I ain't gonna hit you in your damn eye. That's all Malcolm Mench was trying to say. Nobody wasn't trying to hear what he was trying to say. But now they see what brother Malcolm was talking about. Yeah, they see what brother Malcolm was talking about. Your times have changed. Things done got a little better, but it's still riding to the motherfucking car. It's still riding.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And I'm going to say this again, in the NFL, in the NFL, there are no what black owns. And before y'all get on here and say Magic Johnson, he own a piece. He ain't the shot caller. He own a piece. Of a league that is 85% black. I don't think y'all understand what I'm saying to y'all tonight, man. I don't think y'all understand what I'm trying to tell y'all tonight, man. Shot got to the but guys though. I don't think y'all understand what's truly going on tonight, man. Y'all got'all tonight, man. Shout out to the Buckeyes, though. I don't think y'all understand
Starting point is 00:13:05 what's truly going on tonight, man. Y'all got to wake up, man. We got to do better. We got to watch who we support. That's all I'm saying. And for the people that's getting on here, man, I ain't doing nothing with them white folk, man. Please, white people got their hands
Starting point is 00:13:19 in anything in the world, bro. You can't stall them out. But what we can do, we can do better with one another. That's all I'm saying. We got to do better with one another and how we treat one another. Cause them motherfuckers are disciplining us, suspending us, stopping us from getting money
Starting point is 00:13:35 when we do certain things. But when they do certain things, it's okay. They getting pats on the back. Now I wanna see the same outrage those folks had with Kanye West when he did his anti-Semite stuff that they claimed. Oh, and I wanna see the same outrage with Elon Musk. It's like a revolving door, y'all.
Starting point is 00:14:01 The same thing keep going on and on and on and on and on y'all Same shit keep going on each and every day Talk to me today Marloota King day. I'm for the dinner chat. Y'all talk to me right now Let me know how y'all feeling right now about the thing Trump did on his first day In inauguration now, let me know how y'all feeling about this man. And this is the third time this doesn't happen too by the way it happened with Clinton in 97 on inauguration on MLKL day and he had people out there with the saxophone, black people doing their thing and it happened on Barack too. So this is the third time this doesn't happen. So it's
Starting point is 00:14:40 not something new but come on man Martin Luther King day Inauguration with Donald Trump that don't go to kill. I'm gonna get in the chat. Y'all talk to me, man Let me know how y'all feeling man Talk to me I see a lot of people upset with Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg got on with it Four years ago or what four eight years ago What if it was tough my anybody to go up there perform for donald trump he was gonna get on their ass and talk about him and then he messed around and went up there perform do you understand you got to be careful what you say god will make a lot of your ass you got to be careful what you say now he sit up there saying said, oh, this and that, and he called them jiggle boobs. And one of them did the same motherfucking thing.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Man, they kill him? I ain't mad at you. I'm just talking about what's been going on. That's all. Now, all you got to do is say, look, fam, I want to got the money. That's all you got to say. But black people are waking up now.
Starting point is 00:15:43 They're waking up now and saying you know what y'all not gonna fool us no damn more who y'all think we y'all not gonna fool us no damn more time after time after time after time y'all we play the fool man y'all know how many ancestors of ours died? Hmm? Ain't no other race had it better than us black folks. And I ain't here to ask for no sympathy or none of that shit. We just speaking facts and history, since they gonna sweep shit under the rug.
Starting point is 00:16:20 We gonna bring the history back here today. We were slaves. We were picking cotton. We was killed They raped us in front our own wives and do y'all understand that? Being a man and they come in and take your wife or your daughter and Raper in front of you and you can't do shit about it Year after year after year after year, they done that to us.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Psychological warfare is what they did, y'all. And it's still a system I'm building right now. You had to go the lighter you was, the closer you was to the master. And if you was my color, then goddamn it, you didn't even know it was a damn house on the floor. That's how far you was away. Do you understand what I'm saying? That's where that hate come from, from us. The hate. Hate your own, why can't you hate your own car? I'm just like you, you just like me. But I'm gonna hate you though. I'm gonna hate you cause you just like me. I'm gonna hate you though.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I'm gonna hate you because you got good hair. I'm gonna hate you, I'm gonna hate you because you got pretty teeth. I'm gonna hate you because you got pretty eyes. I'm gonna hate you because you taller than me. I'm gonna hate you because you're better than me in basketball. I'm gonna hate you because you're better than me in football. I'm gonna hate you because you can throw a ball better than me. I'm gonna hate you because you can get more women than me.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I'm gonna hate you because you're more smart than me. That's the mentality that some of us have today. You can throw a ball better than me. I'ma hate you cause you can get more women than me. I'ma hate you cause you more smart than me. That's the mentality that some of us have today. Do you hear me? That's the mentality that some of us have today. I don't like you because you smiling all day. Why he smiling? Ain't nothing to smile about.
Starting point is 00:18:02 So I don't like you. I don't like you for what you say. You got some people that watching this show right now and don't like you because you might have voted for Trump or you might have voted for Kamala Harris. Are y'all seeing the picture I'm trying to paint here today? Y'all. Do y'all honestly see what Martin Luther King was talking about and trying to see?
Starting point is 00:18:29 And it's the racism to this day. He was fighting a battle that wasn't gonna, a war that we ain't gonna never win. I'm more on the Malcolm X side of the game. I for an eye, tooth for a tooth, real talk. When you got some brother say, oh man, I'm out here getting brothers say I'll make I'm out here Getting a little money now. I'm out here with the white folks now is all good. That's that's that's good
Starting point is 00:18:50 That's what's up, but when they turn on your motherfucking ass Expecting us to come save you now, but Stay your ass when you win That's the same attitude that Brother Malcolm X had. And the world, the media, white folks had to pay him. It's crazy being what they do. They started division in his own camp between him and Brother Elijah Muhammad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah, they want to put out that we killed him, our own killed him. But we all know who killed him in the FBI. We all know this All you gotta do is research this shit Hmm Trump said he's gonna release The information on JFK. We're gonna give a damn. We know what happened to JFK released released the information What happened to Malcolm X? And Martin released that. Because the people need to know the truth and the facts.
Starting point is 00:19:54 That's all I'm saying. It's been a lot of bloodshed, man. A lot of bloodshed from my people, man. Dying. They used to sick dogs almost. Work or stay at night, sick and tired. Imagine being sick and tired, your hands bleeding from picking cotton all day and you just don't wanna go to work.
Starting point is 00:20:14 And if you didn't go to work, they'll beat your ass. It ain't like now when you're tired and sick. I ain't going to work, you ain't gotta go. But back then, they didn't have that, the choices or the opportunities to do that. And you got some of us that's in power right now to sit back and let certain things happen to us. And they got a little power to stop certain things.
Starting point is 00:20:37 And they don't give a fuck about none of us, man. Y'all understand what go on with some of us, man? They got these trains running through. What? What most of these trains run through? Huh? The black neighborhood and their smoking, polluting our earths, polluting this shit where you stay 30 and 40 and 50 years, these factories being worked in the hoods.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Putting y'all on game tonight, man. Hopefully y'all listen. This ain't, uh, y'all know, I just know I'm a little sports show, but tonight I ain't just feeling sports tonight, though. I'm feeling like just talking about the truth and things that we can do to be better. And I ain't saying leave here tonight and be mad at white people, because the white people that they try to make us be mad at, we don't need to be mad at.
Starting point is 00:21:28 All white people ain't like this. I'm talking to the ones that said, pow. There's no more I'm talking about, man. And to my Mexicans that's watching this show, it goes for all us minorities, man. Real talk, we have to stick together. Now, it's going to go out one way or the other. But what I'm saying here tonight,
Starting point is 00:21:47 don't think that racism doesn't exist no more in the miracle because you're seeing so many black folks and Mexican folks and other folks thriving. Don't you believe that shit? It's a lot of racism going on each and every motherfucking day. They ain't gotta have no cool class playing on thing on their head no more. Some of them police officers, some of them judges, some of them in the White House now, some of them doctors, some of them lawyers.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah, they still exist. And don't you think for one minute they won't hold your rabid ass back? Because they will got them in the banks now you got a 700 credits go and guess what some of us still can't go down and get a hundred thousand dollars long but i've seen some white people going over the 600 credits go and get every motherfucking thing they want if you think i'm lying you gonna look up that lawsuit chase bank guy right now, denying us knuckles. Denying us knuckles. With excellent credit, we can't get nothing, but white people can go on now with lesser credit, lesser money in the bank, lesser assets, and get long. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
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Starting point is 00:23:45 It's not about not supporting white businesses. You can't, there ain't nothing you can do about that, y'all. Y'all keep saying you ain't support no white businesses, man. Stop it. There ain't nothing you can do about that. The water you drink, white people own that. You know what I'm saying? The food you eat, white people own that. Let's get out of that notion that we ain't gonna support white, not all whites.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I'm just simply saying, be mindful of the way we live and what we do and how we treat one another. That's all I'm talking about here tonight is how we treat one another. It's already hard for some of us blacks as it is. Like I say, some of us got felonies, can't get a good job at all. So now Opportunities ain't there as they would be for someone who don't have a felony and like I told y'all a couple weeks ago If you got a filling on you if you got a feeling you can't get a good job Go and get you a trade go and get your CDL. You can go and get your CDL. You can go and get your and get your CEL. You can go and get your CEL. You can go and get your truck driver license.
Starting point is 00:24:47 And I got a partner up in Dallas, Texas that do the prison reform, Brewster. And we will put you in a truck and put you on the road, man. Just because you got a felony is not over. Now the best bet is to go get your CEL, man. That's the best bet. That's what you can do. Get more opportunity, but don't give up.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Don't fall into the notion. I got, man, I ain't got a family, man. I can't give a good job, so, man, I'm just gonna sell dope. Or I'm just gonna go out here and rob. No, man, get that mentality out. Get that bullshit out your mind. That's what they're gonna mean you believe. You got a felony, it's over for you.
Starting point is 00:25:20 It ain't over, just the beginning. Trust me, I been, I got family members who got felonies, man. All they want to do is just say a dope, but you got to show them, man. It's a better way than that. It's a better way than robbing. It's a better way than scheming on people. There's ways to make money, big money, legal, and take care of your family. Don't give up.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Some of y'all watching probably going gonna make mistakes early in your life, but the system still wanna punish you for it. Don't give up. There's other ways to get this paper out here. Our president got 75 motherfucking felonies and they ain't stopping you. So don't let it stop you. My message for you tonight is to talk to anti-Semitic and just as that Elon Musk was doing.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Don't think for one minute, I don't personally think that it's gonna be money flowing. It's gonna be money flowing. No doubt about it, it's gonna be some money flowing. But you gotta be careful though. That's all I'm saying about this shit right here. This shit gonna be tricky This shit gonna be tricky. Like I said, you still gotta go work tomorrow. So I'm let what I'm talking about or what happened today Still gotta go work. Still got a job to do but that don't mean
Starting point is 00:26:41 Educate your kids they taking all the history out of school now and our kids don't know where we come from or what we went through. That's all I'm saying. Educate your kids when they come home. Yes, they go to school and learn, but also they got to learn at the motherfucking house too. Real talk. Yeah, we gonna give her education. Yeah, we gonna learn more than just learning how to read and write, man. It's more than life and that shit. You gonna know where we come from.
Starting point is 00:27:13 You gonna know about the struggle. You gonna know what you up against. You gonna learn that every smile ain't genuine. That's all I'm saying. And then this shit y'all get caught up in. I was right there with y'all. Y'all get caught. I heard this a lot.
Starting point is 00:27:31 That Illuminati, man, that shit ain't real, man. Man, that Illuminati shit ain't real, man. You know how many people that wanna be in the Illuminati, my nigga. Like, what they meeting up at? Okay, what they signing people up at? I'm trying to think about this shit. Well, like, oh, hey, huh? First applications to be in the lumen idea. I'm gonna know
Starting point is 00:27:51 This shit ain't real. That's a mind thing. They playing on the poor. They play on the poor That's how they thrive making us think Certain shit are you gotta do this and that to be rich? They want you to think that shit can't know half of y'all real people ain't gonna do that shit. All you gotta do this and that to be rich. They want you to think that shit. Can't know half of y'all real people ain't gonna do that shit. It's a mind game, it's a trick. Don't fall for that shit.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Try just, Floyd Mayweather is an Illuminati. Like he can work his ass off and win every fight. Come on y'all, black people. You gotta be smarter than that. Now do some black people do some good shit behind closed doors? A lot of them do. White people do, too.
Starting point is 00:28:30 A lot of them do. But the Illuminati, that shit is fake. It's not real. Just a myth that people think, oh, man, they're Illuminati, man. That's why they got got that to three hundred out So Illuminati only for black people is what y'all saying make it fuck out of him No true I'm not that's what I'm saying. No, they can't rape by women now in front of our face. I'm talking my back then This foot done some to our psyche. That's what I'm saying, brother, back in them days, man. You're a hard working man and you got a family and you out here on this farm working, you
Starting point is 00:29:12 know what I'm saying, in slavery. And then any one of their friends come over and they might want to see your wife. They might want to see your daughter. And they might want to just go and they want some of that. And ain't nothing you could do about it. You could fight more for that and they'll kill you. That's what I'm saying. That had to been hard on some of us
Starting point is 00:29:32 to see your wife sleep with another man or your girl or to sleep with another man, and ain't nothing you can do about it, man. Gee, I ain't, today, gee. Ain't no mother no motherfucking way. You feel like I'm a president? Yeah. I be damned. Nothing happen y'all. Nothing happen.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Shit, not on my watch. My already cheating on me. That's different. That's different. We talking about taking somebody against their will. That's rape. That's different. That's different. We talking about taking somebody against their will.
Starting point is 00:30:10 That's rape. The same thing they saying Pete Diddy did. They saying Pete Diddy did it against somebody's will. That means somebody was saying no. He did it anyway. That's what they did to us. Anytime they felt like it, they did it to us. That's a problem, y'all.
Starting point is 00:30:34 That is a problem. They control everything. That's why I don't let it get to me. That's why I just put my head down, y'all. I just do what I love to do. God has blessed me to do what I love. A lot of people can't wake up in the morning and do what they love I've been blessed to do what I love why because I work to get to where I'm at that's all I'm my own boss at the end of the day I do what I want to do yeah and it and it feels good to do that. But sometimes we got obligations we got to do.
Starting point is 00:31:08 When I mean obligations, I mean come over here on a certain time or whatever and get the word out to y'all, whether I'm talking about sports or whether I'm talking about this. And you got some people, they don't want to be their own boss. They just want to go work,
Starting point is 00:31:21 do their nine to five and live life. There's nothing wrong with that. I hate when people get in positions like me sometimes and they look down on people who work at nine to fives. I could never do that. I come from nine to fives. My whole family pretty much work nine to five. I'll never get on this show or anybody's show
Starting point is 00:31:37 and down talk the working people. You know what I'm saying? That's not me. I've been not done that. I don't ever want to do that again. I pray to God I could continue's not me. I've been not done it. I don't ever want to do it again I've heard a guy could continue to bless me, but I can sing I haven't been around certain people I'm not around no people no more. They look down on people for going and working nine to five Can't do it
Starting point is 00:31:57 But when I was working in nine to five y'all I did have a slave mentality Not because I was working nine to five, because I was just being naive to what's going on. When you're on balls, you can get up in the morning, you can go and do this and that, but when you on the job, they tell you when you can take your 30 minute break, when you can take your, you know what I'm saying? They tell you what you can and what you can't do. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:32:24 You don't want nobody to tell you, hey, you missed tomorrow, you're fired. You don't want that. You don't want that shit at all. That's what I'm saying. Our mentality is if you got a chance to go in business for yourself or to own your own business, if you can't do it. Own your own business or now you can't do it Only your own business or not you can leave some to your kids To your sons or to your dollars cuz we already know how hard it is for women in this world white black image It's hard for women period. We know that You sign shit. We was talking about with Joy Taylor allegedly. She had to get that ass up to move up That's what I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:33:02 But if I got a dollar and I got a I got two girls and I got a business and I can give them my business, they ain't gotta worry about giving no ass up to nobody to move up. And let me get quit saying women, men too. Cause a lot of you men like to give y'all ass up too to move up. Let's just be 100. Let's just be 100 on this show. Let's just be 100 on this show. A lot of time we get businesses y'all and we sell them. Cool. Cost me 200,000 to get the business going. Somebody come along, want to give me 2 million for it. Y'all sell it. Sometimes you need to hold on to what you got.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Pass that shit along in the family if you can. Keep that shit going. Keep that business going. This educational shit I'm just asserting shit that I can learn from people and I want y'all to know some of the stuff that's going on too because a lot of people like to withhold information and some of y'all on here might know more than me if you're in the comments hell let us know put it down where we all can learn together on some of this stuff. See, I'm never too old to learn. Learn something each and every motherfucking day. But I'm just mad that they was letting that man
Starting point is 00:34:14 do that Nazi shit and was criticizing and Kyrie Irving and Kanye West and they didn't do nothing as bad as this. That's how long I'm really talking about here tonight. Come on America, we better than that. And then on top of that, Trump you could have did this shit yesterday. Then your orders on January 6th shit.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Clemency? Okay, you could have done that yesterday. Today could have been about MLK. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. And it's a joke to some of us black folks too, because I'm being seen in some of y'all. Oh MLK? Really? The ball was marching. Churches getting burned. Look kids getting killed. All because the color of our skin all because we want to equal
Starting point is 00:35:05 We want to be equal we was getting killed getting dog six on spit in our face Burnt up shot up. I Want some motherfucking time? I can't have no time cuz I'm black That's that's that's this shit deep man. This shit is deep than it could ever be cuz I get it, you know screaming Like a time black folks get in position. I'm gonna be 100 man Like time black people get in position man. They gonna reach back out to try to help us They don't try to reach back out to educate us They really come back some of them to come back to stun on us to show them how much money they got how many cars
Starting point is 00:35:52 They got how many houses they got Or oh man I'm here in the community put your own game in case you don't know a lot of this should be taxed right off Is you really hip in the motherfucking community or is it just a tax right off to you? Because I always show you donating this now. Real people go out in the streets, go out in the streets with people where you know people really need help and help families. You ain't got to talk about it either what you do for nobody either. You can really go out here and stimulate the economy or stimulate your neighborhood to make things better. You can do that.
Starting point is 00:36:27 But I seen people, I ain't gonna say no names. I don't get into that messy shit. But I've seen what people could really stimulate their economy, stimulate their people, and they don't do it. They'd rather go do other things. It's their money. They can do whatever they get more to do.
Starting point is 00:36:43 But I'm just speaking for me. When I'm in that position, I'm working to get them. I'm gonna make a change. And I ain't just sitting up here just talking to y'all. I'm gonna make a change. Cause I know it's some people out here, where I'm from, back home and other places that can really use the help, really use the resources.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Niggas being power, niggas being position y'all and they don't want to do it. They got the same man-tie. Man, help them niggas. I ain't worried about them. I got mine. I'm good. I ain't worried about nobody else. Me and my family and that's it. You ever hear people sometimes breaking news? Ten people got killed at a grocery store. You ever hear people be like, man, I sure hope it ain't my people. Man, you pray you hope it ain't nobody. You hope it ain't nobody. You understand?
Starting point is 00:37:39 Nobody. Back in the days, children could go outside and play and nobody would bother them. You can't even let your children go outside and play now unless you got to go out there with them. That motherfucking Amber Alert going off every five goddamn seconds. Somebody in a gray Honda then took somebody. You can't let your kids go out and play no more unless you out there with them. Cuz the world is evil and crooked and nobody knows who kidnapped them. But they got cameras and cell lights every motherfucking word and
Starting point is 00:38:12 every red light everywhere. But they can't find none of us. But let little Jessica go missing. They'll find that motherfucking two owls. in two hours. It's a sad time, y'all. But you gotta motivate us to do better. It's all motivate us to how to treat one another better. Love one another better. And I know it. God damn, it's hard loving us.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I ain't gonna lie. It's hard loving us. And I know it. God damn it's hard loving us. I ain't gonna lie. It's hard loving us and I get it It's hard man It's hard and I'm only one man. I only can do so much man I wish a whole lot of other people had my attitude in mind frame on certain thing, but that's okay We're gonna get done. We're gonna get there to gelpa frame on certain thing but that's okay we gonna get done we gonna get there to Gelber I don't believe in having a hundred dollars in my pocket and my home boy having nothing in this pocket if I got a hundred he gonna at least have
Starting point is 00:39:11 twenty or thirty that's just the mentality I got me I can't be around people starving dog I can't I can't be eating steak every night and my partner eating noodles now you gonna eat what I eat dog. I'm no better than you. You cut me, I'm gonna bleed just like you bleed dog. But we got people who gonna think like that and that's okay. It's in the Bible when that rich man with the guide, what he say? How can I enter the kingdom of heaven?
Starting point is 00:39:41 And what's the point of what God telling? Go and get all the things you stored up and give it away that rich man wasn't trying to hear that shit everything I got give away see that's what he said basically he can say that in the Bible but based the Bible is insinuating that he wouldn't do that that's not me appreciate whoever-shay whoever sent that. No, that ain't true, ain't. And we get caught up in it. And I do that all the time for entertainment.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Saying who would best. I do that just for entertainment purposes. I just love doing that. Between Michael Jordan and LeBron James, they both black. I would get to sit back and just talk about it sometimes. They both black. I would get sit back and just talk about it sometime. They both black. What we arguing and fussing about. It gets the blessing that these guys could pick up the ball and do the things they could
Starting point is 00:40:35 do with it. You understand what I'm saying? It's coming from our history and where we come from. They both black. What we come from. They both black, what we all we arguing about? Nothing to be arguing about, man. Nothing. Black people, we're some of the greatest people on earth.
Starting point is 00:40:57 We are more than just sports. That's what they wanna put on us all. They are great in sports, but they ain't that smart. They are motherfucking lie. Do y'all know anything to say on the cell phone? A black man. Do you hear me? A black man.
Starting point is 00:41:16 We are very smart and intelligent, no matter what they try to say and do about us. We are very smart and intelligent. We make the world go around. We just don't know how to stick together. Because one of the problems we have... Who are on this show? Who said 7 million? Kenny made 10 million. Let's say 10, 12 percent black people. Kenny made 10 million. Damn, man. I ain't made but $20,000.
Starting point is 00:41:48 See, we need to go over there and take some of Kenny's money. White people don't think like that. White man, Kenny made $10 million last year. How about we all get together and go over there and talk to Kenny and find out how he made ten million dollars and maybe we can start making ten million dollars. Oh when a brother start doing good, our mind frame is to take. Oh I mean he's illuminating now. He think he better than one another. We gotta get out that mind frame man. We gotta get out that mind frame man. We gotta get out that mind frame and come together.
Starting point is 00:42:28 People don't wanna come together. People don't wanna hate and all this and that. Watching this show man it's presented by Price Pick. Scan that barcode right there. First time you put five dollars in you get a fifty dollars instantly betting more or less on your favorite player. Yeah man, hopefully I ain't boring y'all tonight man.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I just had a lot on my mind, a lot on my chest. My heart goes out to a lot of women man that's out here prostituting and you know and some of them getting kidnapped man some of them coming up missing like these families can't find them and that should be on my mind a lot the animal alert that should be on my mind man you can't even let your kids go outside and play no more without people trying to take them grown men and wanna sleep with babies and and that's just sad y'all but we gotta we gotta keep pushing uh we can't give up we ain't looking for no sympathy i ain't looking for no sympathy trumping off his goddamn i'm gonna make it do what he do real talk i ain't letting cause that man in the trump stop me for what i'm
Starting point is 00:43:43 doing do you hear me that you got to be a crazy mother for the less somebody stop you from doing what you doing You can't control what he do Y'all better get up off your asses and go and get this And put it up It's okay to buy you a few things And put it up It's okay to buy you a few things Mm-hmm. I'm gonna take no do that cuz I done it. It's okay
Starting point is 00:44:10 But make sure you stack in more than you That's all I'm saying save that show It pays to save my feel good man. I'll go down if you say 50 dollars a month save it if you can Say he fit the dollars a month it if you can. Save $50 a month man if you can. Save more than that if you can. But put that shit up. Especially if you got kids. They may want to go to school and they get certain ages. You want to better buy them a car. But put some of your money back and I get it. Some of you only make enough to put back. I told this story not to tell it again, man. It was a time where I didn't buy a pair of shoes for like three years, man. I wasn't able to buy no shoes. I was like just taking care of my girl and kids. It was my thing, man. Just like seven years ago to
Starting point is 00:45:01 be exact when I first started doing skits. I had people who know me back home, know I had that crime Victoria. I had it for like 12 years, man. I went and got my CDL. Yeah, man, I wasn't able to do nothing, but I was just happy to be alive, man. I had a dream, I could sit up there and be like Martin Luther King and say I had a dream.
Starting point is 00:45:30 But I never thought about being a comedian. I've been funny my whole life, but I never thought I was going to be going on tour and doing all this and this stuff. And it just happened. And once I started doing what I was doing, I knew one day I was going to be in this kind of position that I'm in today. Because I just knew I just had that feeling. But I come from jobs where like I told y'all, I was making $25,000 a year. Now, I'm not going to hear the talk down on nobody or make nobody feel no kind of way about making $25,000 a year.
Starting point is 00:46:02 But that's poverty. And now you can take it however you want to take it, but I'm being honest with you today If you make it less than fifty thousand dollars a year That's poverty y'all and I didn't know it and I was making twenty five dollars. I was and I didn't know But that's poverty. So if you've been making it less than fifty thousand dollars a year Kudos to you less than $50,000 a year, kudos to you. But that's poverty, man. And some of your people at your job, your employers,
Starting point is 00:46:28 they ain't gonna tell you that, but that's just facts. That's just reality of other situations. So I come from making $25,000 a year. And all I could do is just take care of my girl and my kids, car rag, I couldn't get out on the driver's side, I had to get out on the passenger side, didn't have no new shoes, didn't have no new clothes, didn't have nothing, nothing but God and a will to ... and we didn't even get food stamps. You understand?
Starting point is 00:47:00 Didn't even get food stamps. But I had a will. I had a will to be better than my parents, be better than my father. I had a will to be great. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports,
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Starting point is 00:48:09 and don't be having to check my car to see if there's any money on there. I knew one day I could go shopping and not worrying about when the next time I'm gonna get paid. I knew one day. And the reason why I'm telling y'all this is not because it's probably somebody on here going through the same shit that I was going through. Never give up.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Fam, I understand you still mad about your Raven. Hell, I would be too. I ain't gonna lie to you because I felt like this was the year Lamar Jackson was so supposed to get to the Super Bowl and win it more. I really, I felt that. I felt if they could get by Buffalo, I felt like they could get to the Super Bowl and win. But it didn't happen, dawg. And I understand you mad. I would be too. I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan, bro. So I've been mad all motherfucking year
Starting point is 00:48:57 since week three. Ever since the Saints beat our motherfucking ass. I been mad. I got motherfucking ass, I been mad. And I don't care how many other jerseys y'all see me in, I got every jersey that is, and I'm gonna keep wearing them. But just because you see me in a jersey, do not mean that's my team. I'm an entertainer, y'all. That shit just might mess my shoes that day. That shit might just mess my hat.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I'm just simply saying, y'all. Y'all get too invested in these teams and these teams ain't paying y'all. Oh man, you in the Buffalo, girl. I told y'all Buffalo paid for me to come out to the Buffalo this year and support them and get them some content. So I'm going with the money, though.
Starting point is 00:49:44 I love the Cowboys cowboy but cowboys ain't never pay for me to come out. Never. So my attitude is gone. And it's the same thing that relate to life. I go where I'm loved, I go where I'm accepted at. And y'all should do the same thing. A lot of you Nick Rose on here chasing the whole stop chasing them hoes and chase that money Just the whole spoon with it Don't be backwards taste of people Whoever you looking for don't be out But you can't get no money chasing no hoes brother. You can't get no money chasing no woman either
Starting point is 00:50:22 If she don't want you she just don't want you can't get no money tasting no woman either. If she don't want you, she just don't want you. Start at knowing them. That's what you do. You start at knowing them, and she really down, she gonna come back around? Now you got the upper hand. Now you do what you supposed to do.
Starting point is 00:50:37 ["Hell No"] Now it's a part of the show. We do the hell nah-oh thing right there. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dubb, man, would you ever go up there and perform for a president that you don't like or rock with? Hell nah-oh! I'm not doing it! Man, I'm telling y'all something. Y'all seen who that thing gets counseled about a couple years ago?
Starting point is 00:51:07 They counsel somebody? Shit, I just, my career just got started. Shit. Mm-mm, I'm not doing shit. I get up there and talk about how I want to trump an office. Our own motherfucking day ain't real talk, but you think I'm fucking going to perform for shit? Not gonna do it. Snoop Dogg can do it, no matter what.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Snoop Dogg paid and his fan base ain't going no motherfucking way. Snoop said it. Man, niggas get on there and talk, hate all they want, but they still gonna rock with Snoop. Nelly the same way. Now, I ain't gonna just say that now, cause Nelly might be finished, but hey, he rich, he good. But Snoop, Snoop, I come, man.
Starting point is 00:51:47 We're gonna forever love Snoop at the end of the day, no matter what he said, just and that, it wasn't right, we know it wasn't right, but at the end of the day, you gonna rock with Snoop. Nelly, you might be on your own, fam. You know, niggas, how did you write that dog? Niggas probably ain't coming to them concerts, Nelly. I know you just, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:52:06 I don't know. I just know my career just started. I ain't doing this shit. Hell to the no. So y'all ain't got a world by doing going up there to that motherfuckin' White House and performing for no fucking awful. Never! Hell no. You don't like my, you don't like my
Starting point is 00:52:22 people? Huh? You don't like my people? That kid like saying you don't like my you don't like my people Huh? You don't like my people like you like saying you don't like my mama dog. I love my mama with death That's the way I look at certain things too, and I don't know how y'all look at certain things with people But I'm the same way I did if a nigga don't like my mama. He don't like me You understand fuck don't like my mama Did you damn so don't like me a person can't tell me I don't like my mama, then you damn so don't like me. A person can't tell me I don't like yo mama, duh, but I like you. I be damned.
Starting point is 00:52:51 You can see it. You don't like me? If you don't like my mama, then God damn it, you don't like Gary Link. You might as well get your ass on the pile of my mama's fucking face. Ain't nothing else to talk about. Ain't nothing else to talk about. Ain't nothing else to talk about. You don't like my kids? Then goddamn it, you don't like me.
Starting point is 00:53:13 A lot of times what we do, we have a homeboy where we cool, we can love. We'll let somebody else come around and talk about it. Now you got a story to tell people, hey, hello, fam. I don't know your problems you got with my brother or my homeboy. But I don't want to hear that. I'm not going to let you, see if you can talk down and disrespect my partner. What kind of friend am I?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Whatever y'all got, y'all need to work out on your own. But I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk about them when they ain't here. See, that's how you stop a lot of shit in the world. People come around, grown men had like women, get out and talk down on somebody else. That shit ain't cool. That ain't real men ain't doing that. In no hateful way.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Talking down in a hateful way. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. Now for sports, it's just different. We talk about sports. We ain't do shit last night. Okay, that's cool. But somebody you know, you talking down on.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Stop it. We talk with sport. We are man do shit last night. Okay, that's cool. But somebody you know, you talk and I know Stop it as women see me and don't do that man don't do that Somebody say found little Haley in two hours real talk, but they can't find Keisha ass Ain't looking for that's the thing. They ain't looking for him They ain't looking for him. They ain't looking for him. And it's something I've been wanting to do. I forgot. Shout out to all the firefighters out there in LA
Starting point is 00:54:34 that's been helping fight these fires, wildfires. Y'all been away from your families. I want to say thank y'all so much for what y'all been doing for the people up there in LA and not just LA. All around the world, firefighters, man. Y'all, y'all look courageous. Y'all been doing for the people up there in LA and not just LA all around the world firefighters man. Y'all Y'all look courageous y'all are heroes For going in there fighting on fire cuz y'all don't know if y'all gonna be able to come out or not To my people that's in the army navies Air Force
Starting point is 00:54:59 Are her fighting the war for us? I want to say I salute y'all. Thank y'all for doing what y'all do for this country Cuz I damn sure couldn't do it. So I want to say thank y'all to the lawyers who would Getting innocent people off to the doctors that performing surgeries on each and every one of us each and every day to go on I want to say thank you to everybody's this is contributing to the world and in a positive way. I Want to give a shout out to the pastors? I heard this tricking and fucking your members keep doing what you're doing Don't stop somebody got to do it real talk So what y'all want to say about these pastors? God damn if you are getting your little ass ain't nothing wrong Apostles god damn if you are here getting your little ass ain't nothing wrong
Starting point is 00:55:50 I'm not knowing we're getting you getting you getting your thing away. Ain't no wrong with it though Got no complaints and do do what you do Don't get mad when I do that's all I'm saying. You see me somewhere y'all. I ain't got no place Keep your motherfucking mouth closed. That's all I'm saying. And if I see you somewhere and you ain't got no business being there You ain't got to worry about me saying that. I don't see you. You don't see me. You continue to do your thing I'm continuing to do my thing. That's all I'm saying here tonight with y'all. Too many people be running they motherfucking mouth. Now, you might not go back and, you know what I'm saying, tell somebody, but you might say to your homeboy, man, I've seen you such and such over there, and your homeboy might be cool with such and such, and then tell on you.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Sometimes when you see shit, it's best to keep your mouth. Yeah, do your thing that way. Just be talking man, they be talking too much. Dak got traded man, please you need to. Dak ain't got traded man, we ain't got no head coach. We ain't got no head coat. No, no, no. This is what this is about tonight, man. I just wanted to come over and just let you know. I mean, I already watched the game, but this is just on my mind. The day is inauguration stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:16 The stuff that Elon Musk did, man. And I know a lot of times people don't really just talk, talk real talk and try to break things down and talk about certain things that go on with us. Because sometimes people be too far removed. Like it'll be hard for LeBron to come over and just give real talk about what's going on in the hood. He don't know nothing about the hood. You know what I'm saying? He too far removed from this shit dawg.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Like it ain't going to resonate with some of y'all shit that he would get on here and talk about. A lot of these people, they can't relate. These people been millionaires what 30, what 25, 30 years now. They can't relate to this shit. I can relate. I've been right there with y'all man from every step of the way. We could talk about the losses that we have. Just being honest, sometimes, only time we go to church is for a funeral. That's the only time that we step into a church house when somebody die.
Starting point is 00:58:14 I'm just being real, y'all. I'm not lying, that go for myself. Now, just keeping it warm. Sometimes we're gonna go to church until this Easter. Y'all know I'm not lying to y'all. Easter, we're gonna go out and buy us a motherfucking suit, gonna be clean, then a motherfucker going up in there. That's the only time we're going to try to show off. Easter?
Starting point is 00:58:34 Oh, you must believe I'm going to church Easter. I'm gonna be clean, then a motherfucker too. Ooh, duh. So I ain't I. And T.I. boys, ain't I. But I ain't been. I'm TI boss, ain't I. But I ain't been nothing in 15 years.
Starting point is 00:58:49 But come Easter, I'm there. That's the mentality, man. I ain't going to church to run Easter time. Or I ain't going up until somebody die. And I ain't saying you gotta go to church. Now, listen, I'm just talking to myself, really, because the way you live your life is the way you live your life.
Starting point is 00:59:02 I ain't got no heaven. I ain't got no hell to put you in. So I'm not judging nobody on here who don't go to church. So don't judge me. I'm just speaking for me sometimes, y'all. That's all. I'm just talking about what worked for me. Cause what worked for me might not work for you.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Now you got a lot of people get on here and get mad. Duh, you gotta quit joking about this and this, duh, this and that. But the whole time you singin' too. That's what you call hypocrites. You singin' just like I'm singin'. What make my singin' worse than your singin'? Come on now.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I don't get it. It ain't for us to get, but I can tell you what this weekend comin' up. I can tell you this weekend that what's comin' up, you got the Philadelphia Eagles going against the Washington commander. That's gonna be your game Jalen Hurst Jaden, dang who you got? Oh Division two division teams in the EMC Championship They say Jerry Jones couldn't eat his applesauce today. He was so motherfucking mad He can't be mad at nobody but his damn self They say Jerry Jones couldn't eat his applesauce today. He was so motherfucking mad. He can't be mad at nobody but his damn self.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Do you hear me? This gonna be a game. Gonna be in Philly. Hopefully it ain't snowing, cuz I'm going. Yeah, to all my Philly fans, Washington fans, if it ain't snowing, I'm gonna be at that game. I don't know what I'm wearing. I might be all eagle down I might be all commander girl down, but at the end of the day I'm gonna wear what the fuck I'm doing well real tall. Oh You know why I say I'll take that back. I Might go to the bills game up there and know Kansas City Chiefs, but they in Missouri. I said, I got it right. I might go to that game.
Starting point is 01:00:49 I don't know. Might have to call my young bull and tell him, I might pull up on you fam. I might pull up on you fam. I know you watching the show. I might pull up on you. Real talk. Nope. And if I do go to that game, I'm going to be out in all bills, girl. I'm letting you 100. If I go to the Philadelphia game, I might be an either or.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I just got to keep it 100. I might be an either or. So, real talk. Just keep the n***a buck with y'all. Try us out today. Go on the East Coast. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man.
Starting point is 01:01:15 I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man.
Starting point is 01:01:23 I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm going to be a man. I'm I might be a need to all. So, we'll talk. Just keep the n***a buck with y'all. Trash of the day, going to Elon Musk. Trash, if you got a motherf***ing Tesla, I'll send that motherf***er back. Trade it in. And one thing I wanna leave y'all with
Starting point is 01:01:41 before I leave this show. Y'all remember when Barack Obama was president? And Trump used to talk all kind of, not just Trump, but a whole lot of white people and some blacks, I ain't gonna leave what's out. Used to talk all kinds of shit about Barack. He ain't, he ain't from the United States. He from Hawaii. He born in Hawaii.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Where is Elon Musk born? I like hitting people with their own motherfucking medicine Where is Elon Musk born in Africa? It's after the United States y'all So you gotta be careful what you say about people that should have come back on you every time y'all remember something I got some old heads on her y'all know I ain't lying. They used to talk shit about Barack saying he ain't from the US. That's what they say. Well, Elon ain't.
Starting point is 01:02:35 But I'm going to put some on y'all motherfucking mind. Every time y'all want, I'm going to bring it up every motherfucking time. Now, what make it good for y'all and it wasn't good for us Hmm. I don't say that for me The people who work in nine to five now We care for some jobs. Oh Most fucker got they chest out. I thought I was lying now told you that they were buying people lunches. I wasn't lying
Starting point is 01:03:02 No, I go they got their chest out now. And they ain't gonna be tolerating that shit that they been tolerating when y'all leave her. I'm just being 100. So all that shit talking that you normally do, you might wanna keep this shit down unless you got you something else lined up. Cause they'll give really your ass in a minute. And god damn it, they'll let you know too. They don't give a damn. They will let you go So before you get mad and want going and talk your shit, you better have your shit together So we got it bad saying I don't give a fuck about this job. I find me another job ain't no more good jobs
Starting point is 01:03:37 I am Ain't no good Ain't no good check. Yeah, if you want to be honest, somebody say nobody from you, you probably right. Somebody say, yeah, hope I bring my ass to Kansas, Kansas with that bill. If I go to that game, bro, I'm gonna be all bills down. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm just keeping the book. If I go to that game, I'm gonna be all bills down. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm just keeping you booked. If I go to that game I'm gonna be all bills down. Go support my people too It's Sangatonga yo, go support them man. That's what we doing. But if I go to that Philly, I'll let y'all know
Starting point is 01:04:14 I'm gonna be going live again this week. I'll let y'all know what game I'm gonna potentially go to I'm just not trying to be in no snow to be hungry with y'all. I ain't I did that shit in Buffalo I ain't trying to do that shit this time. But if I do go to the games, I'll let y'all know. I know some of y'all probably gonna end up with one of them games if y'all do. And I'll let y'all know what game I'm gonna be at and y'all pull up on me. And I'm gonna have my camera crew with me.
Starting point is 01:04:35 And I'm gonna come back, we're gonna play it on this show so you can be a part of the show as well. So I'll let y'all know what game I'm gonna go to. We're gonna play it on this show so you could be a part of the show as well. So I'll let y'all know What game I'm gonna go to? She might holler fanatics, too And see what game I'm in and see if they got a story or if they got a team story Then I might be able to get y'all some some free gear See, that's my my hobby thing about my baby. Y'all some free gear, too
Starting point is 01:05:03 So thank y'all for tuning in tonight. I know I wasn't your normal bubble-dub show of me going off and all this and that. I just wanted to sit in on the day and talk like normal people. Chop it over, y'all. Thank y'all for listening to me. Feels good though, man.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Like 1,400 people on, y'all stay on with me today. And that means a lot. That means we growing. That means y'all starting to understand who I am as a man. And you know, I'm a man first. I'm a comedian in a tango first. So let's not forget that when y'all see certain things that I'm doing. I'm wearing these jerseys. Don't forget that I'm a comedian in a tango first. Be honest. I don't like, I know and I'm, and maybe I haven't really just respected like some of y'all do like real die hard fans.
Starting point is 01:05:48 That's cool. I rock with that. That's some of y'all are die hard. Y'all never rock any other Jersey. That's cool, but not me. I'm going to do what I do to have fun. And that's the beauty of me wearing all these jerseys is for y'all to say that. You bang wagging.
Starting point is 01:06:03 That's fun for me. Like y'all don't understand. You bang wagging, you gon', that's fun for me. Like y'all gon' understand that, that's fun for me. That's why I'm doing it. I'm a character. That's what I'm doing. So I'm gon' get caught up in it and take a nigga out of the heart and all this. I almost got fallin', you know what?
Starting point is 01:06:18 And this is what I do, man. I'm here to have fun, man. You only get one life, people. Enjoy life before it's too late. I told you, I got a lot of old heads too watching, 55 and 60. You're about to retire or you're feeling retired, you ain't never win nowhere. Go on a trip somewhere, man. You're working your whole life. You probably got $150, $250, $300, $300, retirement coming to you,000, retirement coming to you.
Starting point is 01:06:47 But you ain't never win the world. Got all that money saved over, it might not never get to spend it or use it. You better enjoy yourself or somebody else will. Remember that, you can't take it with you. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight, so God bless. I'll see y'all again tuning in tonight, so God bless and see y'all again. The Volume. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back
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