Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub says get Anthony Davis dinosaur bones TF out of here!!! Bring in FAT BIRD LUKA!!

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

BLOCKBUSTER TRADE ALERT!Bubba Dub yells LAKERS IN 4!!!The NBA world is SHOOK! The Los Angeles Lakers just pulled off a MONSTER DEAL, landing Luka Doncic from the Dallas Mavericks! Meanwhile, Anthony Davis is heading to Dallas, along with additional players and picks!Did the Lakers just steal the future?  Or did the Mavs just set themselves up for a championship run? Bubba Dub breaks it all down with NO FILTER!Who REALLY won this trade?Can Luka bring another chip to L.A.?Will AD and Kyrie turn Dallas into a powerhouse?#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cause here I am. Here I am. I know y'all been waiting on me, I been waiting on y'all. But here I am. Here I am, I know y'all been waiting on this all day and night. Look at my shit falling off my head, that cheap ass shit that you sold me. I'm showing them Chinese, don't worry about it. Ice don't come and kill. But welcome to the Bubble Dog Show, man. Right now, go ahead and hit the like button.

Go ahead and hit the subscribe button, man, real talk. If y'all ready to subscribe to my show, make sure you keep your notifications on because you never know when I'm gonna go live. It's been a minute, but I been on the road. You know I'm on tour, doing my thing. But damn all that. Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Last night, a blockbuster train was made. That, Luke, from Medicaid, 18, come here. Not a lot of people ain't like to need training, medicals, medicals, trippin' nothing. You don't want to know how the fuck your nation did?

It cost them too much money. We had to put Anthony Davis on Medicaid. We never had to do that for a thrill. It's like, we had Anthony Davis on Medicaid out there in L.A. We already got the Wi-Fi going on. Now we got to put you on Medicaid? Never. We had Anthony Davis on Melchizedek out there in L.A. We already got the Wi-Fi going on. Now we got him to put you on Melchizedek? Never. Y'all know Trump wouldn't get rid of Melchizedek?

That's why he had to go. But I'm loving this trade, what I'm seeing, y'all. I'm so excited behind this trade. And don't get me wrong, yes, I be being funny, but let me be real for a moment about this trade. Yes, Anthony Davis is probably top five well I say top 15 player in the NBA right now he had been having a phenomenal season but as a Laker fan we wasn't going no motherfucking way so when we play good he got six days do you hear me? Out six motherfucking days. My stomach hurts. What's wrong with your stomach?

So we ain't got time for that right now. Oh man, they trippin' man. They need a little big man. Shit, y'all can't do no more jokin'. We can't do nothing with him. Well man, anything we can do no more jokin'. That little Mary fan, y'all crying. Why, y'all, got rid of y'all, white Jesus, get off me. He in LA now. That one's not big enough for Luca.

Literally, it's not big enough for Luca. Luca, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. You're 300 and a half fucking pounds right now here. I heard you could say, Sire, Sire, I'm with you. But guess what? You gonna lose weight in LA, nigga. Either running from your crimson buzz or running from the Wi-Fi's.

But your ass gonna lose weight in LA. I guarantee you that. You ought to be motivated with this trade. You're missing out on $116 million. That's a lot of cock sucking money if your ass move. So when you get around brain, brawn gonna put you on they Wait program. He got good. We can get in the gym. Look we don't get in the summer nigger We're gonna smoke weed nigger. I know you Are you talking a million dollars on nutrition see something we know you best believe the bra smoke side

Look at Bernie. I the scrutiny, Bernie Jr. get, and y'all still can't get to him. Why? Because that nigga ain't weed. Why are you smoking weed? I'll screw y'all for God. And ain't nothing wrong with weed. I smoke it, your daddy smoking it, your grandma smoking it. Everybody smoking it.

But let me tell y'all something right now. If I'm a Dallas Marry fan, I'm happy. You got A.D. A.D. Baldwin, you got Kyrie, maybe y'all can possibly go out and get Jimmy Buckle and see what you can do this season. For the Lakers, you got to look at the long haul of this. Long ain't gonna be that too much, much longer. We got to have a star in LA. And everybody know LA got stars. So Jack Nicholson, Vanessa Williams, Ben Zedda Boston,

y'all can bring y'all old asses back to the game again. And enjoy L.A. for what it is. I bet them Paul Stars gonna be starin' back to the game. Oh yeah, the Paul Stars gonna be back in L.A. right now. They got no go with the Lakers. Shit. Nothing but excitement, and y'all talkin' about the Lakers ain't gonna do nothing

We filthy in the West right now You seen what we did to New York Knickaboppers yesterday LeBron hitting threes out one lead, no I thought it was Coon the Kid thing But I forgot it was LeBron James He got both leads But last night he hit three I thought it was Coon the Kid thing

Yeah, the New York Knicks One of the best teams in the NBA right now Lakers, we We're I.A.D. Y'all wanna hear me talk about D.F.I.T. New York Knicks, one of the best team in the NBA right now, Lakeland Reed, with IAD. Y'all want to hear about defense, nobody giving damn about no defense no more. Look at the scores in the game, they're in the hundred and twenties and thirties every night, ain't nobody playing. So I don't want to just sit here about defense. We need a big man. We gonna get him.

You think Rob Blinker done? No. For make a trade. Well, let's get rid of AR, which I don't want to, but if we can get AR, we can get two good, nice pieces for AR that move his ass over a bottle. I'll be texting them right now. What you doing, AR?

I'm just hanging out with the family. You're gonna hang out with them. Yeah, yeah, you ain't buying no property here i was looking into it what bro don't you buy no fucking property cause you're fisticosed oh yeah bro i'm gonna get him one more ring in l.a. one roughly y'all like to get by lebron james is gonna get him a ring again y'all keep calling him old but every time people get on him in the game they they can't hold them. Got old man strength. If you ask me, LeBron got the same strength of Samson in the box. Only thing is, ain't life? Ain't life? LeBron still strong. Only thing, he ain't never had her like Samson. That's the only thing. But all this hate and

prejudice y'all got going, Laker fans, all because we got Anthony Davis. We appreciate Anthony Davis for what he did for the organization, a stand out player, a good guy in the community, a good guy overall. I'm strictly talking basketball right now. The Lakers wasn't gonna win no more with Anthony Davis. I'm just being real, y'all. It didn't work.

Worked one, bubble bubble worked. After that, injuries and then it ain't his fault because he was playing some games. I ain't gonna lie, Anthony Davis been playing a whole lot of games until now. But overall, do you understand the bigger picture? LeBron. You understand that? LeBron is a past first. We get local in shape. That fat chubby motherfucking head job gonna be scoring 45 every night. We're only gonna be averaging 25, 10, and 15 or 6. That other fucking local going,

and what y'all doing all that hate? He ain't gonna do that. He took the mouse, took a prong, that's for sure. That's it. With Kyrie. I love Kyrie, but he ain't no motherfucking brawn. And y'all know it. And y'all know it. All that hatin' and goin' on, y'all got goin' on.

Even Laker fans, I don't even like this. I don't give a damn what y'all like. I love it. The LA Wi-Fi Lakers is back. And ain't nothin' you motherfuckers can pull back I'm seeing all the NBA people doing this. I'm seeing stack fives jumping on my on my on my Instagram Oh, they gonna get swept. Yeah Now you go all up and smoke milk

It's LA business stack, you know, I I love you. But this LA business, Nickel. You can't see the forest from the trees. You watch what Rob do. I think he had a dream. I think Kobe came to him in his dream. But I'm still here in the midst. I don't like what you're doing with my Lakers. That's how much Kobe loves the Lakers.

That's how much he loves that purple thing. Oh, Nickel. You got to fix this. We win those big championships. That's how much Kobe loves the Lakers. That's how much he loves that purple naked old nickel. You got to fix this. We win those big champions. We ain't losers, baby. We ain't the motherfucking Dallas Cowboys. We don't lose.

We win. You watch what these Lakers do. They not done. Trade deadlines got four more ways now. You watch them go down. All this shit ain't over. Somebody else will be getting traded too. That thing you know right now, Luka can get moved.

Anybody can get moved. Real couch, that's what some of y'all gotta tell your old lady. If the motherfucking Dallas Madras can trade Luka, bitch, you can get traded too. Some of y'all need to trade your old lady's right motherfucking now. They ain't sucking like they used to. They ain't tooting it up like they used to.

But they still want new cars and all that. You ain't getting none of that. You getting your ass a new address if you ask me. That's why I got me an old school one. Real tough. She was over five niggas ago. Her name Nadine. God damn right. Nadine E. Good. Come over and buy me a plate full of paper up. Plate full of, yeah, chicken, greens, cornbread, peas. Yeah, and sweet potatoes. Come here.

Come here. My Goddamn stomach like a baby seal over here, boy. I'm full. Let me tell y'all, me and this watching this show, let me tell y'all some real shit here today, man. And I don't want y'all repeating this shit. Niggas be stealing. But this how I'm about to deliver it and what I'm about to tell you.

I want somebody that's practical. I want a woman that understand life is like Walmart's self-checkout. You might not get everything you want, but if you move fast enough, you might be able to walk out with more things than you paid for. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? I'm feeling good about this shit, the A-thos, and I got even something else to tell y'all. I got good news. My old school principal from my school reached out to me. Said she seen me on YouTube, y'all.

Said she seen my commercial with Price Pit and that she pricetam me. Do you hear me? And they asked to come back to the school and talk to the kids. Goddamn tubes got the rolling down my eyes, y'all. That's when it finally hit me. Nigga, I was expess-a-ated. Shit. I was expess-a-ated. Who I ain't gonna be but by four or five students in that motherfucker.

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and we'll see you at our 2025 IHeart Country Festival presented by Capital One. Trying to play mind games with me. Trying to tell me, come back and tell my success story. What kind of success story do I got? Nigga, I still unblock my plug before I make a purchase. Ain't no God damn success in that. Ain't no success in that what I'm talking about today, man. Never. Don't go, get my equals. It's back.

This video, I know it's a money thing. Y'all need to be real. It's a money thing. LeBron for the bill, buy the rest L.A. got the half a star. It's a big market. Yo Hollywood is back. Marvel movies is back. Ice Cube is back. Do you hear me? It's Hollywood. It's L.A. It's fictional. When people come in, tourists come in, who plays for the league? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?oco? Who Choco Hatch? He's perfectly gone. Do you hear me? We're trying to roll over this motherfucking thread right now.

We done struck gold. Might not seem like it right now, y'all. But we done struck gold with the last Choco, and they not Venus. They not Venus. Y'all can see around here, all me y'all lost count, man. And shut up. Y'all don't know what the hell y'all talkin' about.

All that defense and shit. That don't mean a motherfuckin' thing. It's all about who can not score who. Oh, we ain't got nobody holdin' yokes. But we can not score them big yoga slow foot motherfuckers. We can win, can't we? Can't nobody stop jokin' that shit. Not Macumbo, not Kareem, not Lincoln. Just stop it.

So what make you think these bony, iguana bone-having motherfuckers not just stopping? Nobody, just stop joking. We ain't worried about stopping joking. We worried about joking. Trying to stop us. Going on this side, look on this motherfuckers side. Who you gonna go? Look on this motherfucker's side, well he'll go number. Who you gonna call? You know Luke will hit the motherfucker from 35 feet. You gonna hear me say, puttin' his ass in a summer right now? In the summer right now, soaking sweat like a motherfucker. Only good cooch two, real talk with three pointy stores.

Now, he gonna lose some weight, calories and everything. And we ain't drinking no motherfuckinucking beer in LA either, you know? We ain't drinkin' beer in LA. No, we're drinking red wine, cheese and crystals, white folk shit. We on that Elon Musk type shit. That's what we on and how that motherfucker did it in office ain't from South Africa. Make it make sense. Lotta you trunks and pork are crying now. You voguing them in there, I don't even fucking hear it. Y'all voguing them in there and I ain't crying about what he doing, let him do what he do. The money already flew, I know y'all don't like it but got them thugs flowing right now in the truck. I'm not bullshitting, I done seen so many dude the trucks coming through this motherfucker.

Real talk, I was short three dollars on my idol in the store the other day. White boy came in there seeing shit, don't even worry about it, it's something to me. I looked on back to the truck, had a sign written it, both trunks. Shit! Law by the citizen right there, it would have been a nigga. Shit, me laughing, put me on camera and everything. Bugga-dub, that's what a nigga would have done to me. He wasn't helping. But them motherfucking white folks,

oh, they even everybody right now, because they feel like they in control. And I want them to feel like they in control, why me, because I'm scheming. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm scheming. I'm going to play the game. But the whole time I'm getting that motherfucking money and coming back and feeding my village.

I'm a real one. I'm a real one. I'm a real one. I'm grabbing food. I'm stealing from the rich and I'm giving it to the poor. Not that if I'm getting money, y'all gonna get money too. But there's rules and regulations to this shit and you got to follow the rules. If you don't follow the rules, you gonna get loose.

Y'all see what's going on with Diddy? Diddy had to go to the hospital, had to just serve you on his knees. Them niggas in there breaking them... They don't gonna bend their knees. Diddy in there ain't bending knees. Same thing you doing to them women out here in the real world, fam? Them niggas are not making you do it right now, Diddy. Listen to me, son. Son, come on.

You get on your knees right motherfucking now. Your money don't count in here, nuckle. Hell, your money don't count. What you say, daddy? That's what your upper Diddy callin'. What you say, daddy? Toot that ass up, nigger. Diddy in that tooth, nigger.

Real talk, I got concrete burns all over his knee. Why you have to have surgery? There ain't no rhyme, Diddy in that tube, nigga. Real tall, got concrete burns all over his knee. Why he had to have surgery? There ain't no one Diddy has got. Little did y'all know, Diddy can come home. He don't want to come home. Having the best time of his motherfucking life. Shit. Baby oil all over his shit sitting out.

Shit, why y'all ain't saying free, pretend it. Y'all say free everybody else. Your homeboy will kill self-niggas. But y'all like to hear free, we didn't. Y'all say free everybody else. Your homeboy would kill self-niggas, but y'all like her saying free him. Free him? Let me hear it. Hey, y'all know, you're scared. Your homeboy went to jail, did 15 years, come home, you ain't saying shit. Lucci come home, y'all don't show to me. Free my nigga Lucci, that nigga don't know you.

You're baffles. We ain't gotta niggas noot, that niggas don't know you. You're baffles. We gotta stop being baffles. We gotta start showing love to the people who show it to us for free. That's what we gotta start doing. For the people who not showing you love, fuck them. Fuck them. Feed them fish eggs. But for the people that do support you in whatever you do,

you show them the most love that you could ever show. You got to be here for your folks, man. When you're up, you got to be praising God. When you're down, you got to be praising God. See, a lot of people don't want to praise God when they're doing good. They want to run to God when they're doing bad. That's BS if you ask me. That's BS. You're gonna, God say, I'm gonna tell this guy, you can't put no other guy above me. You can't serve two guys. That's what he say. Keeping it warm.

Now God say, you can't serve two guys. He didn't say you couldn't serve two women. Three women, four women, five women, six women. So if your girl at the house tripping right now by some other woman, tell her to shut her mother f***** up. Tell her to flush and be still till you miss your blessing sometime running your mind. Stressing out, you women stressing about what your man doing. Why you worrying about things you have no control over? You can't control whether it rain or not,

or the sun come out, can you? No, the good Lord do that. So stop worrying about things you can't control, baby. Real talk. Let that man do what he do. Real talk. You stressing, you're grey-headed, your heart falling out,

your hormones all over the place. Every time somebody say something to you, you snap on them. Don't never let no man get that kind of control of you or you lose sight of a bigger goal in life. You understand, fellas, too? You want a woman? Every time you look around, I see texting.

Where you at? Where you at? None of your motherfucking business. Once you got kids, worry about them. No, worry about me. Worry about your kids. I told you in 2025, I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married.

I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married. I'm about to get married. None of your motherfucking business. Once you got kids, worry about them. Don't worry about me. Worry about your kids. I told you in 2025, I'm about to start making these women be mothers again. All that horn shit gets out the winter. You want a hoe? I'm calling CPS on you, hoe.

Then you gonna jump on social media crying, they took my kids, cause you a unfit ass mother. You want to go out and shake your ass all night and then don't get no money at the end of the night. Your ass could have been on some job. Your ass could have been taking college classes somewhere. You could have been doing something productive for your children, but you want to go out

with your homegirl and them who ain't got nothing going for themselves. All they got is good coochie. They ain't got nothing there. God didn't give them nothing there, but good coochie. That's it? You want to follow with them or you want to be a mother for your kids, man? We're a child. I know it's mean we love all that I get, but it's more than life.

It's just holes, man. You got to teach these holes, man. They ain't been talking nothing. Because they mama ain't talking nothing. You got to teach teach them, man. Yeah, you a man, you know what I'm saying? You ain't on your feet good when you see a chick. You know what I'm saying? Half of the time you ain't just trying to hump her. You really ain't got nowhere to stay. So you really just trying to, you know what I'm saying, move with everyone.

And that's the kind of attitude I like. I done done fuck Had no money no call all I have with his money is caterpillar and then motherfucker turned my caterpillar to a fuck fly I'll have a love Do you hear me I'll forever love her She always got a special place in my heart and they won't change It won't change for nothing in the world, y'all. So I'm letting you know right here today what's going on.

We're going to talk about kids, eagles, oh yeah, this week here, going down to New Orleans. Yeah, New Orleans got some of the best food in the world. If you ain't never been to New Orleans, you might want to get up and go. Now, I already said, I don't know who gonna win. But I lie. Eagles gonna win, yeah. I don't know why I'm feeling this way, and I know I'm normally wrong on my picks.

But I feel like the Eagles gonna win, man. I hear something about, I feel like St. Corn. Cornwall you gonna have about 200 yard rushing I just feel like it's gonna be a revenge game from the previous Super Bowl two or three years ago that they had I just feel like the power that the Philadelphia Eagles have I think it's gonna be too much for the Kansas City Chiefs I really do that is what I think that the Chiefs Chiefs win, they just win. They do got the better quarterback. We ain't gonna sit here and say Jaylen Hurst is on the same level with Pat Mahomes

because there is nobody in the current NFL right now that's on the same level as Pat's good quarterbacks. But Pat Mah Holmes is great. And once again, if play out, if Pete show up to New Orleans, Eagles not gonna win. But if Patrick show up in New Orleans, the Philadelphia Eagles win. But I'm guarantee you, Pete gonna be at the Super Bowl. His father gonna be at the Super Bowl. His kids gonna be there.

I told y'all his wife do not let them kids go around their grandpa, no. They don't know what gonna come out of my mind and they can't hold him when that nigga go off, that nigga go off. Tell y'all some real shit. When Peth and her daddy come over, them motherfuckers ain't playing

real ping pong and all that shit no more. They playing Deuce is Wild and Dominoes when your daddy come over. Now when their daddy leave they back playing Monophey and all Chilthills and all that white bullshit. But when the daddy done, niggas Dominoes and Deuce is Wild. Black on my house everywhere. Cigar rock, cigarillos everywhere. Cigarrocks, cigarrillos everywhere. No, Pap, I don't got big money. No house on Motherfuckin' B.

You ain't know the wife and kids stuff. That's how big the house is. When daddy come over, they on another six another motherfuckin' house and it get real dovish over there. I ain't when daddy come over, they listen to Bontho's or Harmony's. It's the thuggest, riggest ball.

I'm tellin' you, y'all think I'm talking about me at home. Y'all wouldn't even know Pete. If y'all went to his house with daddy, y'all wouldn't even know fam. Real talk. He talking tight shit. I'm telling you, listen in the future and I hold it. But sure your daddy Lee, he a white boy all over again. And he doesn't like that because his mama white. He can't change who he is. he a lover can't change the spots.

I'm giving them for daddy in the black. He is a, he is that. But he got whitey in too. Real talk. Now he love chicken and dressing. Just like me, you love chicken and dressing. When we around, but when we leave, that motherfucker right back in chicken salad.

I hate bullshit. Your daddy come around, daddy want some chicken? You want some pork chop? Huh? I got a ship. Whatever you want. When your daddy leave, it's chicken salad, potato salad with raisins in there shit. Ah, stolen kind of stuff and type shit. It's too size too much.

I can't tell us how it is. Y'all don't even listen to me. Y'all listen to everybody else. Not everybody else on their cars. They on TV and y'all think what they say or they played the game. Y'all listening to them. That's full of shit. Oh man, they played the game. I wasn't listening to you. I wasn't listening to you. Stop. Same way you niggas be listening to these pastors and they fucking y'all marbles in your hands.

Would you still believe in this ball? He can sweat motherfuckers all. He's sweating cause he's hot. That nigga's sweating cause he own them bands. I'm certain of this. I ain't disrespecting no pastor. I ain't wanna be respectful when I say this. But the motherfucker got penises just like we do. If you don't think they ain't trying to use them,

you a motherfucking liar. My uncle was a pastor. Don't you think he wasn't slaying that motherfucking medieval? You mean this nigga had a competition? How many of these hoes can we knock down at the church? Lord, forgive me for my sins, I'm being honest. I was knocking them down. Uncle was knocking them down.

Trying to tell you uncle's not for them down I'm gonna show you awesome real shit and I just doing it just to do it see after church on Sunday you need to get collection you go to the back when they count the money this mom I said they know I ain't cuz I say what you run the day you nephew he ain't cuz he's a nephew we're out by Saturday night I don't ain't no tax on no church money don't pass it on that test my uncle be learning about count money oh you know sister oh sister Anthony hell I be we ain got it. Soon one no motherfucking young, bald-legged,

BBL motherfucking walking, you know what I'm saying? They need two or $300. Shit, come on. I got you. See, it's a game. The NBA is a game. The NFL is a game. If you gonna think this game is not rigged,

something wrong with you. Something wrong with you. The NFL owners gon' eat. The NBA owners, they gon' eat. NHL owners, baseball, they gon' eat. They gon' do whatever's best for the league. And what's best for the league was getting another star in L.A. with the Brown League.

That's all that's about. Magic was a star. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was a star. James Worthy was a star. When that started fading out, they started getting stars in them. They brain-dealing Shaq. They dropped COVID. Stole him from the hornets. Come here. You know what I'm saying? They go brain-dealing stars. So it's a game, man, don't fall in this. I'm just having fun with this.

It's entertainment to me. I don't take this shit serious man. That's why you see me rocking, eating, everybody jerseys and this and that because it's a game. And once y'all learn that this is a game, better off you'll be some of y'all be some of y'all really lost sleep because the mavericks trading. Y'all can lost sleep because the mavericks trading look y'all can't believe they traded Look, yeah, I'll go sit in your comments threatening me cuz they traded look up Meanwhile your girl giving everybody on her job here. You ain't mad at that Hey, you gonna be mad at me not mad at your girl. Make it make sense

I'm just entertaining having fun with this But just but that's the kind of world we live in y'all. Y'all take everything so serious man. But y'all better still enjoy life. All the bad motherfuckers dead. Y'all ain't real gangsters. Real gangsters dead or impenis. Y'all lying up, bullshit.

Yeah, you want to gun down somebody my color. Me and my color, we want't fight and kill each other every day But when somebody else do something you look the other way You ever think they way about it color shouldn't be about color no more But it's gonna always be racist just what it is Some other game is bad as it used to be but it it's racism everywhere. Chinese people, some Chinese people don't like blacks. They ain't gotta be white, just black to race in. Chinese don't like that. Some blacks don't like Chinese.

That is how it goes. But don't let that shit stop you from doing your job. That's all I'm saying. Learn how to play the game. It's some shit you gonna have to take. And I ain't saying take nothing up the ass, nothing. But I'm saying it's some shit you gotta do to endure to go on to the next step.

Sometimes you might know your boss ain't waffling motherfucking down. But you know, if you can get last year 90 more days, everything gonna be alright. But some of us got high temps. We say shit and get fired and you ain't got no money coming in. Now you're dying on your ass. Now your baby mama on your neck. Now what you trying to do? You trying to go sell some dope.

Now you gonna call a test. Now you on probation. But you're baby mama on your neck. Now what you trying to do? You trying to go sell some dope. Now you're going to call a case. Now you're on probation, but you're still smoking weed. Soon as they drug test you, now you're going to violate it. Now you're gone. Now you're drugged by yourself. Now that nigga that she's been on, now she got it. Now your kids ain't got you, and you ain't got them. It's a lose, lose situation sometimes, man.

We have to do better. We have to think sometimes. In the actual situation, we have to do better we have to think sometimes and after situation we have to think and look at the bigger picture I said all that to say this same way I'm telling y'all about the labels don't look good right now do it for the likes I mean we lost out you can't see the forest for the treatment always some come always some come maybe not this year but you For the truth, always something coming. Always something coming. Maybe not this year, but you just believe next year. Something coming down that pipeline.

It's coming, man. It's a beautiful thing. Watch me. I seen Benavigas and Morales, uh, Morales, about yesterday, um, Benavigas one. I like Benavigas, but all they talking about what you do with Canelo, yeah. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

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Thank y'all so much, I Heart! He is explosive as he used to be. Motherfucker just ain't running in there on Canelo. You can say what you want, but he a cash cow. You fight Canelo, you pretty much gonna be set for life. Now I know him, I'm overfell for the fight. I'm going for Crawford. But it would surprise me. It would surprise me if Canelo missed him out. Off of the dog.

He'll take a lick. Just don't know if he can just take that that right one from Canelo. I Don't want him to lose Canelo because I know how my Mexican funny is gonna It can Nello be But we gonna kiss a hill do you We gon' catch him from the Mexican community in Conello, what? Croft, we'll never hear any of that shit. So, Croft, you gotta win this, dawg.

I know you gon' win E. I know you're hoping you get 100 million out this fight. Whatever you're looking for, fam, I hope you get it and more. But don't let this motherfucker knock you out. You can lose your name in the decision, all right? It's all good. Just don't let this motherfucker knock you out. You can lose your negative decision, all right? It's all good. Just don't get knocked out.

What y'all got, though? What y'all got? Crawford or Canelo? Be real with yourself, though. Be real. Don't get on here and talk to him with your heart. Be real. Did you got Canelo winning?

Do you got Crawford winning? And don't bring up how Crawford looked against his last fight, because each fight is different style makes fight, you know fraud be Canelo Okay, Canelo really lost against Lara Y'all wanna get technical back? Lara put hands on Canelo but since He lost to Floyd. They wasn't gonna give Canelo no more losses at that point. They was trying to build him up and they build Canelo up and Canelo is a good fighter.

But let's not forget, he did get caught using steroids. You know, so let's not forget about that. He did get caught using steroids. Same way I'all want. Stop Barry Bonds from getting into the Hall of Fame. I think it's, I think it's ludicrous that Barry Bonds is not in the Hall of Fame or baseball right now, right? Got the home run record. He was, what, knocking home runs.

He was doing, he was hitting home runs before they even, allegations even came up. So, I don't know. I think Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. Don't give a damn about him betting on no games. A lot of people them betted on the game, man. Put Pete Rose, Ole' Ass in the Hall of Fame. Put Barry Bones in the Hall of Fame. Sam is so sitting him up on the Hall of Fame. Put Sam or Jose Coseco in the Hall of Fame. Or getting injections in his butt. Go to the mill. That's what we gotta start doing.

That's what we gotta start doing right now. Baseball suck. And nobody can hold on like they was. They just Sammy Sosa and Martin LeBriere. Them boys were going there. Baseball was excited. Barry Bond got jealous. So she, what y'all can do, I can do better. If y'all juicing, and I'm right there with y'all

when y'all juicing, what you think I'm gonna do when I juice, how I'm gonna look? And they just probably hiding it. And it was good for baseball. Now I don't think football players should do it because that's a contact sport. And you know, concussions is a major thing in football right now.

A lot of players, all the players that's right now having headaches and spas and now don't know why. You got CT, man. You can go to the doctor, you know, you got CT, fam, and it's sad. CT is real. A lot of people took their lives, man, and took other people's lives too behind that. So hopefully they can come up with a better medicine in the near future to help these

players cope. I was looking at ESPN the other day on 30 for 30, somebody with the Chicago Bears, I can't remember his name, but he took his life, man. He come to find out he has CTE. CT is real. You got to see his football. Be careful. That's all I can tell you.

Be careful. Talk to him. Sit down. Talk to him. And tell him the pros and the cons of this. Because all we look at is money, fame. But when your child is done playing football, you know what I'm saying? What are you going to do if he can't think?

If he can't remember where he live at no more. He spazzing out and he got a family. He thinking about hurting them or hurting himself. This thing we gotta look at. This thing we gotta take into consideration, man. Money is not everything. It's not especially when it comes to something like that. But if I had a son of a shit, I ain't gonna lie. I'll put him in football. I'll put him in all kinds of sports.

They're just me. But if my son come with me and tell me, Dad, I don't wanna play football. Some of them ain't playing football. It's baseball. I'll put them in all kinds of sports. They're just me. But if my son come to me and tell me, dad, I don't even play football, some of me ain't playing football. It's baseball, but there's other sports you could play. Or, a lot of times, maybe it puts my kids to be athletes. They could be doctors, they could be lawyers. I mean, it's all kinds of ways you can make money.

It's all kinds of ways you can be millionaires. Entrepreneurs, man. I wish I knew about these things earlier when I was in school instead of learning about these things late. I was in school instead of learning about these things late but it's better late than never. Something like me watching this show right now, hopefully what I'm saying can inspire you to change your train of thought on certain things in life and maybe it could help y'all out a lot.

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He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you, hell nah. If you're watching this show, then it's part the show we call it, the Hell Nox segment. Somebody asked me, if you were the owner of the Laker, would you resend that trade with A.A. and Luke? Hell no! I got cool options! I can have A.D.

Two hundred baby chicks, you have that motherfucker, seven eight girls, she ain't nothing. Cool! But when you get that new motherfucker, now she doing everything she can do to impress you. I'm telling you right now, Luca in LA right now, in the sauna, smoking weed, they got him two or three porn stars in there right now. He going to, what?

I guarantee that. I'm gonna tell you who Luca is. Luca Dernshe is that white man on Harlem Nights that they got that black girl going there and put that good pajama on it to get in so they can get that skin going on the end of the cowhide. That's Luca. Y'all don't know Luca like I knew Luca.

Luca is in love with the American whole. And one thing about Kelly, the women ain't got no asses, but they got tits and they all fat. to L.A., he gonna get all the points the boys he want. If you take on L.A., you can ask Zion, Blue Dan, shit. Shit. Every time Zion go to L.A., he getting off. You don't think Brown thought he put him on them gloves? Shit.

I know, boy. God forbid. He done what you told him. I know he looked up. Shit, what you know I know. You don't think Brown's gonna put him on them gloves? Shit! Y'all ain't no boy! God, fuck me! He done done what you told him. I know he looked up to shit. What you know I know. I ain't telling you. All I can tell you is, you need to come here like with me. I'll put you in my store.

Damn right. I'll put you on them gloves, real tall. We'll bring $1,500 with you. And God damn it, I'll kill you. Come on! Come on! You think them goddamn girls the only ones love sandals? Shit! I You think them goddamn burros only one little sound shit them salmon is in LA they ain't get to be cheap Well, what's that do goddamn kid? She's she's walking in smell like

The whole kind of good now roses shit-rosin shit don't smell good. Let me take that lie back. Take that lie back. And like a go wild now. When you're going out, she laying in her on her back, laying behind her motherfucking neck. You ain't never seen one like this in the white car. I got a little white pimp. It's a killer. And you thinkin' all this me? He need to eat us. Bill, Brian, you pack your pockets. I ain't got no luck. You know me. You know me.

What you gonna do? Barbecue with me or the shit? Go and die a student too. Luca right now is having the time of his life up there in LA. Shit. Think I'm lying when I'm in LA? I'm lying. I don't even know what you, I don't even do it.

I'm a newborn in the impression. I'm getting under that, I'm just talking about the things I hear, not that I see. I tell you, I see better than I hear. You know what I'm talking about? So I'm just going about the things I hear not that I see I told you I see better than I hear You know I'm talking myself. I'm just going out here a sec. I don't really know if this to be true or not I'm just a pr- talking. I'm high. I'm a red boob. I'm high. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I'm a red boob. I feel about the trade overall. I keep telling them I love it. I really, really do love it. And I can't wait to see the finished product or what the Los Angeles Lakers gonna do. I know they're gonna go out and get a big man or two. They got to go out and do it.

They go out and get a big man or two. Look again, just condition down, get back in shape. I think the Lakers can make a push. A lot of y'all gonna probably say, I don't think so. But they just sit back and watch how this play out. Let's just sit back and watch how this play out. Let's just sit back and watch how this play out. Once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubs Dubs show. Like I said, just now tuning in. Hit the like button, subscribe, turn your notifications on. I'm on the road, and you see I'm not at the crib. I'm on the road working.

That's why I hit y'all in the thang early, and that y'all know I'm gonna be going live today, because I know y'all been man, what the hell man, what the hell man, well, here I am, man, here I am. But once again, thank y'all for tuning in to today's show. Peace, love, and bless. I'm out.

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