Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub says Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is the best player in the NBA!!

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

Bubba Dub recaps Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and the Oklahoma City Thunder’s 134-114 blowout vs Donovan Mitchell and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Everybody wants to talk about Nikola Jokic, Luka Doncic, and Giannis, but SGA is the best player in the NBA!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I just want to say thank everybody for coming over here this morning. Normally, you know I do it around the nighttime, but today I had to come to you this morning. I had to get this off my mother f***ing chest, how I'm feeling today. Hopefully you feeling good. Hopefully you chilling. Hopefully you at the crib. Hopefully you on break. Hopefully you somewhere hiding from your boss watching this show we want to say from the bubble dub showing family

Thank y'all for watching us But right now make sure you hit that like button right now before we do anything is hit the like button If you ain't already done it Make sure you subscribe to this show keep your notifications on on this show got a hell of a weekend coming up Oh, yeah NFL playoffs popping up damn this weekend I can't wait you can't wait man we gonna get straight to it but today I'm coming before y'all this morning to talk about the game last night Oklahoma Thunder versus the Cleveland Cavaliers let me tell y'all right now the Oklahoma Thunder knocked the corn beef sandwiches

out the calves last night two of the best teams at the Cavs last night two of the best teams in the NBA win any last night on TNT and let me tell y'all Shaye Gillicus Alexander the great didn't disappoint 30 and 29 minutes I'm gonna put the world on notice if y'all already ain't on notice cuz I know y'all be hollering Yolkish y'all be hollering Tagum y'all be hollering Luka y'all be howling tagum y'all be howling luca y'all be howling uh uh uh what's his name uh can't think of my boy name right now Milwaukee i can't think of his name right now uh the Greek the freak shea gilikis alexander is the best player in the NBA right goddamn now

and he'll give it to you however you want it to. Off the pick and roll, I'll take you off the dribble. That's the best mid-range game in the game right now. And you can all go with your mama. His mid-range game, y'all, to me. Because he ain't coming off them pick and rolls like that. I mean, off the screens and stuff, curls and stuff, like Richard Hamilton. Don't y'all know this young man can get anywhere

he want to get on the court. And you can't speed him up He take his own motherfucking time and he will D you up. He averaged 31.5 and 6 You put a point guard on him. He told mother get small I'm gonna back him down and I'm gonna give him the business all mother tonight Yeah, you put a big guy on me. I'm going going by you I might don't I might finger roll it Or I might hit my little my little jumper right mid-range jump and you can't stop it Oklahoma thumb on ladies and gentlemen 34 and six the calves 34 and six too. Yeah, but they ran it through

There was a 20-point game last night. They won by but they was up by foggy About foggy motherfucking points. Thinking I'm gonna tune in to TNT, watch the two best teams in the NBA go ahead. But it didn't look like the two best NBA teams. It looked like only one. That's what's going on up there in Oklahoma. I don't know who the GM is. I don't know who the Sky's doing up there in Oklahoma.

But they the best motherfucker in business Think about all the people Oklahoma didn't draft it. That's all with Kevin Durant nappy head ass Then we're gonna go down the rust then we're gonna go down to James Harden Then we're gonna go down the arm at Baca. Who remember Baca? Goddamn it Baca block shots all night. Then go lay over Kerry Hilsen Do you hear me that's the kind of squad Oklahoma Thunder doesn't have. They don't have some motherfucking ballers up there. Let's keep going. I ain't talking about drafting either.

They can have a playoff P. They can have him up there doing his motherfucking. They don't have some talent up there in Oklahoma. They ain't want a motherfucking thing, but God damn it. They didn't have some ball players up there. And they ain't even healthy ladies and gentlemen. Shea Holcomb on the bench. On the bench think about when they get healthy what's they gonna do? Dort ball last night. Jalen Williams ball last night. So if you already don't know

nothing about the Thunder well you gonna know now I got them boys going to the NBA finals that's just what I'm seeing right now I feel like this young man, Shay is on another level right now. He got that look in his eye. He not bullshitting. And I love players who ain't bullshitting. They going to go in there and get the job done. When they see blood, damn it, they're attacking. Shay is a shark.

Do you a shark? In chaos, what number got them two last night? I saw it, you saw it. Bald head ass Shaq saw it, Barclay saw it, bad knees touching when he walk, Kenan Smith saw it. Hell even EJ saw it last night. I was impressed about what I seen last night from the Oklahoma Thunder. Y'all know some of y'all been keeping up with them I know someone that some of y'all team but from what I'm seeing does for this year in the NBA The Thunder looked like the team to beat to me and I know they still got the silt is out there and all this and that But the young motherfucker ballin and they got old ass Caruso over here. He really oh they got him over coming off the beat Duncan that mother I'm talking about

Shit I wish I could do that's what Caruso doing right now Okay, they got a good team. I ain't gonna not done up in Mitchell last night trash You own national motherfucking TV Cavaliers You already don't get that much TV time because shack ain't I mean because LeBron ain't there no motherfucking mo But the time you do get it this how y'all come on play last night like fucking garbage 3 for 15 they ain't gonna get it You always talk about y'all want the lights on y'all the lights on you they very bright You always talking about y'all want the lights on, y'all got lights on, they very bright. But they was damn real quick.

They was damn real quick. Didn't I just tell y'all that man had 40 points in 29 minutes? Ain't nobody stopping, ain't no defense. How you coming back into the bench? Talking about we gotta get a stop. What stop? We need to go back to the old school basketball when playoff are getting hit on they damn neck.

Yeah you might got four but you gonna earn every motherfucking point. Not now, you hitting threes, running down the court, throwing their hands up, doing all this and that, everybody just happy. Not me, if I'm a defender, I'm finna get a tick. I'm finna get ejected. We could be cold after the game, but on this court, I'm knocking your motherfucking head off. We ain't seeing that no more these days. Everybody homeboys, everybody smoking weed together, everybody stirring hoes together.

That ain't the business. I want competition. I want to go against you. You the best. I feel like I'm the best. God damn it, we're gonna get on this court and we gonna go ahead yeah you get out the way you get out the way me and you want on motherfucking boy can you stop me that's the thing nobody wanna stop nobody no damn mo but both of these team to play last night both of them is 34 and 6 both of them is the best teams

in the NBA right now I'm just going off my opinion out the eyeball test about what I'm being seen and I'm not I'm not a prisoner in the moment I'm not calling the mom. I'm honestly just telling you how I feel I feel like Shay Gillicus Alexander the great, you know, he'll Canadian and dub ain't fucking up the names today. I'm I've been studying that goddamn name all night. I ain't go live last night. I couldn't get the name right I should let me go this morning. I'm right practice what you preach. I've been studying that goddamn name all night. That's why I ain't go live last night. I couldn't get the name right. I should let me go this morning. Goddamn right, practice what you preach. I've been working on that name all night. Now I'm in the groove with it now.

I just think this man the best player in the NBA right now, man, and I just love his game. He's poised, no homo, he's long, long arms. He's defending the passing lane, he's getting steals. He's rebounding He's a system. He's a leader. He's talking out there. He's barking. He's letting them know He's the big dog on the block when there's nothing wrong with I'm the big dog him you might be the big dog But when you step on this court right here, I'm the big dog. He got some Kobe Bryant in him if you ask me Oh, yeah, he got some Kobe in him.

Yeah, you can't stop me. That's how you gotta be when you in the bedroom with your girl. You got the letter. No, I don't give a damn who came before me. But that motherfucker ain't me. He ain't juiced up like me. What's done got in you baby? I'm on Red Bull in my nose. Hell of a combination. You mix the two two you can go down to hell. Did you already boy? That's gonna give you your wings Yeah, they're very bored on G wings and Rhino geese And you stand up there you look her dead in our eyes and you give her that motherfucking meat Do you hear me some people like me but sometimes you got to give them best of black people don't normally get vegetables But now you got to get a whole festival if they go for 30 you got to give them vegetables too. Black people don't normally get vegetables, but now you got to give these whole vegetables.

If they over 30, you got to give these whole meat and vegetables. Telling you the truth, because damn, 20 and 25, they just satisfied with the meat, but the women that's 30 and older, they got to have vegetables too. That's why I like dating older women. I like dating older women that need assistance getting out the bed I like dating older women that got hip replacements Oh when you go and lay down and do your thing and get up and leave this motherfucker can't get up out the bed And follow you. That's why I like dating older women. Let me on hold to follow you all around the motherfucking town Where you going? Who you texting? Bitch lay down

Don't stick on the town. I know he got fever. I know he got fever That's why I like they know Hold on know how to go phones They don't do nothing. I don't want you to do it be home at a certain motherfucking time Oh one eight four five in the morning and I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna go home. I am baby Not the young hole. She you gonna lay down to the Sun come up with the young hole We go together. I I be damn. I be damn we don't do nothing. see I didn't master being the perfect side nigga. let me explain to y'all. when I call them hoes my name don't pop up. my name come up is uber eats. damn my name come up in motherfucking uber eats. I'm a real nigga. I'm a master of side nigga. they can call me and talk to me about how you ain't shit. and I'm a real nigga, I'm a master of side nigga, they can call me and talk to me about how you ain't shit and I'm a grin well, he ain't paying the bills like he ain't supposed to,

he ain't shit boo, you can do better than that shit boo, hell that's me, I'm the perfect side nigga in the world, I got your bitch back when you ain't got her back, when you beating her motherfucking ass, I'm the one telling you ain't got her back when you beat no motherfucking there I'm the one telling her don't call her laws don't do it to her He got two strikes this time he hogs him just come over here with me for a couple of hours. I'll get your mind, right? I know your eyes. I know you got two black. I guess where you say he's why I eat you You like baby boy a goddamn event. Come here I eat you, either like baby boy ate god damn meat fat. Come here.

God damn right. You won't go in your prayer, give me a hundred dollars so I can give me some weed when you leave. Yeah, I'll bet. Eating your motherfucking girl out, nigga. I'm doing your favor. And you walking around the high mag, ain't paying no bill, but you wanna beat your girl.

Look, nigga, stop it. I'll have you encountered by tomorrow evening. Y'all better start showing some respect I'm saving y'all I'm saving y'all. It's hard eating these big ass motherfucking vaginas I am These damn vaginas look like the oversized ass navels. I got to deal with that I got to deal with helping her put the gas on her motherfucking car Because you won't you don't want to pump the gas

So I got to sneak around and dress up like a stud and do it I'm doing i'm making sacrifices. I'm like a navy sea around this motherfucker. I'm in and out with this shit You're in and out with this The disrespect from you men have to stop. It's all I'm saying. It has to stop and I'm tired of it, y'all. I'm tired of it. Tired of these hoes calling me, telling me y'all sleeping with three and four, five hoes.

Two hoes ain't enough. You got to get three and four, nigga. Three and four? Why is that two? Three and four? That's too many. That's too many sex partners. Too many sex partners lead to STDs now i would burn me in this hole i can't burn me no more because you have to fucking end everybody

niggas stick to one that's it one and two we all can keep doing this without condoms now i got to work calmly now i got to have money for condoms I ain't been having I ain't been having 399 C for rebels. I don't wanna rubbles but I gotta do it because you niggas ain't sleeping with more than 200 you sleeping with 1015 Got the do well y'all we got to do better How y'all doing today man, I'm I'm just in one of them zones right now You see my phone cracked and I ain't getting it fixed. Not getting it motherfucking shit fixed. I'm cheap in 20-25. I'm stacking all my money in 20-25. I ain't got no money for no goddamn bag. I ain't even got no money for my kids either.

Calling me, talking about they want to eat goddamn hibachi. You better take your ass to McDonald's and dream it's hibachi. Cause you not getting it from me a dollar me You give him a burger fries and some nuggets and give him a drink and get your way back to their house and get in them books 2025 we saving money. Yeah, we not spending unnecessary money in 2025. These hoes want to call you Hey, I won't say you ain't been eating salmon. Oh, you ain't been eating salmon. No lemon pepper. Salmon never Oh you eating salmon croquettes? That's what you can eat salmon croquettes and some rice. I Stop at Brooks's or ATB and get you some sugar But we might eat the shit that you don't want to eat

You're not gonna get with me and all the shit that you ain't never been ordered all the same You want to order me cuz you know, I got that job This chugger going on my broccoli and my broccoli only. Y'all better pay attention. I'm putting you up on game this year. I'm telling y'all, y'all sitting around here. You do your family members mad, wrong. How you talking my dog what's going on?

Well, you got a cousin or uncle over here had a birthday. You won't even tell him happy birthday. But Jangee Jackson have a birthday. Happy birthday, Jangee Jackson. happy birthday but Janet Jackson have a birthday happy birthday Janet Jackson fuck Janet Jackson no! Janet Jackson never fanned you when you were hungry and Janet Jackson never clothed you when you were cold no! your family did! I'm sick of the disrespect you niggas doing! happy birthday LeBron! Did LeBron come get your motherfucking ass when you was out of jail? Huh? Did LeBron? No, I think I did You niggas don't ever think about that you only think about y'all motherfucking self cuz y'all selfish

You selfish And I'm the one that get on this show and tell y'all about y'all self Nobody else don't want to tell y'all if people get up here and lie to y'all all day and y'all love it A nigga like me get up here and tell the truth. I don't like him. He ain't talking too much for me Nobody wanna hear the truth, but damn it. I'm gonna give it to you People don't hear mad at me cuz I make a skit saying that a dying woman wanted to see me y'all before she died So I go and see a woman me and my team I fly my own self out me my team call me by three bands for the flight. I ain't trippin I really put a smile on somebody's face at the end of the motherfucking day

We get there to the woman her and her daughter the woman tell the dog a go show bubbled up and his friends the house This is now I want some alone time. Yeah, so me and the woman in the chiller She come over I think I come over what she was she won't hold my hands And pray she start praying like you're telling me how she want to do sexual favors to me I'm like, hold on. I don't play with guys and pray. We ain't gonna do it now woman. Stop it So she tell me if I don't do what she want me to do. She gonna say I've done some tool Now I'm conflicting in them. I'm conflicted Somebody

I'm black man. It didn't they made they believe all over me, even though I ain't done nothing, I ain't thought about doing nothing. So after I let her give me some head and shit, I leave. Now I'm just simply asking y'all, cuz I'm from the best head I ever had. I want a double back, and I'm wrong for wanting a double back. People got mad at me, man you playing with God, come on man, this and that. And people who talking, y'all motherfuckers having sex right now and not married But y'all want to point the finger at me. I won't let you cruddles do it

I won't let you cruddles do it Let me tell y'all something about lying not some of y'all cuz some of y'all real some of y'all been following me for seven eight Year y'all been growing with me, but let me tell you something about a motherfucking hater. Sometimes my hater come just like this. Hey, Dub, I been fucking with you and all this and that. But man, money can change people, man. I'm just saying, God will give it to you and God will take it away.

What they got to do with me telling jokes? Well, when I was right there on the corner, on the block with y'all every day, being broken by me, you loved me. But when I start dressing and start trying to improve myself and be a better person to the world, now you gonna like me. Oh, now I got my teeth done.

Oh, you ain't funny no more. Nigga, stop it. Only black people do that shit. From what I see. I don't see a white person get their teeth done. White people say, oh, I like Jeffrey with the regular teeth. I don't like this Jeffrey with the new teeth. The whole point is to stack your motherfucking money and fix yourself up. That's all it's about. I ain't smiling eight motherfucking years. Anybody on here know I'll tell

you. They ain't never seen me smile. But now, I'm smiling now. Be happy for me because I was happy for you motherfucker when y'all was out here doing y'all thing Getting called putting rims on candy paint all the women all y'all I was right there happy for y'all But now I'm doing this shit on a daily basis. You can't stand it. Well, guess what? I'm not gonna stop God got me in this position That's the only one can stop me until you end I'm gonna let my motherfucking light shine and I'm not done. I'm gonna keep hustling, I'm gonna keep grinding, I'm gonna keep being a good man, a good friend,

a good father and all that I can be. But I don't think I'm better than nobody who's watching this motherfucking show. I'm still dull and I never change. But the goddamn smile is enact that do you hear me I can wake up now in this bitch face and smile bitch I used to couldn't do that my teeth used to be color of a school bus I didn't wanna smile now when I come down below yeah look up ain't no more white teeth White teeth, hit, come here!

Come here! Used to ride regular gas in the car, now I'm supreme. It's all about upgrading yourself. Shaq was what, 250 pounds one time, then he got up to 320, then he was unstoppable. But when he was smaller, he couldn't do nothing with Kareem. I mean, Hakeem Elijah One, he was schooling. Now that same Hakeem that they were doing SAC in 95. Could he do the same SAC like that? The 2001 SAC like that? Hell no.

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So you can pray all you want that I fall off. I won't. I won't. I won't. Last night, I watched the Sacramento Kings beat the Houston Rockets. Houston Rockets is another good team that's on the way. And I told y'all what Dreel cooking them home cooked meals. It got Jalen Green full of motherfucking energy.

You can't buy all of them empty stomach. I know. You can't buy an empty stomach either. You can't give it to her the way you want to give it to her because you hungry. But when you four, maybe some of you got to get a little look in your system. Some of you might got to get some maybe some of you got you looking your sister some of you might got you some that good weed yeah you can focus you can take your time with this hoe yes you a little overweight but when you feeling good and healthy and strength you can raise them legs up a little bit last nigga couldn't raise them legs up he didn't have no strength in them damn bones

but me and you know my bubba dub people we getting money You got different kind of bones right now. You ain't got a gaur a bone You got riding horse your response some of the strongest bones in the motherfucking world And she can't believe you holding up like this. She can't believe you making sweet love to a life Oh, yeah, but stand this train today Some of you're walking around her now cause your pockets hurting. That's okay. But if you've been working more than six months, then you no help on the motherfucking way with the income tax. Yeah, you might be walking right now, but in a couple of weeks you gonna be riding paper tags again. Yeah, you been smoking reggie all twenty twenty four, but in twenty five you smoking cuz it only might last for two or three months, but damn it you go do it

You're gonna get the job done Taxis. Yeah, you normally been calling for Graham. Remember this nigga. Well, I know he want a Graham not today I won't I wanna keep eating I wanna keep you day. Oh, you got your pastor don't matter what I got. I got them broke faces. Do you want some? Yeah? The rose and got off last night he had 33 Malik month come off the bench had to come off He started last night. He had 26 of bonus had 20 during Fox had 19 Don't forget the head coach got fired this year Mike Brown got fired. They got Doug Christie Jackie Christie husband over there right now He's the head coach. I think he can lead these boys. I really do. He's a former player

Defensive plays to hold Kobe a lot even though Kobe was doing him, but that's Kobe. That's the mumble Kobe could do those type of things to anybody No matter who it was Kobe We're gonna give you work but Doug Christie is the head coach of the Sacramento Kings right now that big on the little run right now They will I feel like they can make the playoffs with Doug Christie is they head coach We already know who Rockets head coach is you doko, you know used to be a marathon near long We're doing wonderful things up there in Boston until he got fired for sleeping with them executive wives up there. And y'all want to blame this man.

Blame them wives. Why y'all didn't bring them women names up? Why? Just some bullshit. Y'all want to slander this man for slanging wood. Damn. For slinging wood.

But why not get the people who started the fire? Huh? Y'all want to get the... Why not get the people who started... Put? Huh? Y'all want to get the... Why not get the people who started... Put them women names up there who were giving that ass up. That's all I'm saying. If I'm gonna go down, everybody got to go down with me. I guess what?

Them niggas still what they why? They see I ain't divorcing. They right there. But you want to fire me. But you still gonna be with this hoe. All you got to do is tell me stop, fam. Bam, don't put up with me and my girl no more. I won't.

But tell her stay away from me. Tell her stop calling and texting me. Tell her stop coming out here to do practices with no panties up on them dresses. Cuz goddamn it, I'm looking. You think I'm writing up a play, I'm looking at something else. It's y'all fault. It's y'all fault. Bullshit going on in the world. We got rappers suing on the rappers now what they do that shit you don't think to

pocket DMX rolling over in they motherfucking grave you a lot now I like Drizzy a lot like the sixth guy he's been on 15 18 year run ain't nobody ever been able to do it like Drake but this shit going on right here I don't like it how you gonna start a fight lose the fight then sue that don't make sense I'm not mad at him for suing I'm mad at him cuz he started now you want to sue I can sue people before but I didn't start the fight niggas done beat me up knocked me out but I sued him for that but I ain't started though this right here is nonsense Drake you lost the battle fam let it go the same shit you showing these people about for for uh for going on and helping him they

get the same shit for you and your beef with meat meal you get the same they get the same things for you when you was going against meat meal and anybody else you was going against out come on go out like that dog you know we we know i'm saying we we like you drake you know you you yellow you know i'm saying women love you ain't no hating on my game you got it going on dog real talk you man but going out like this going out like a sucker going out like a sucker and i don't really your music still number one i don't even know why you complain. Yeah, he got you It is what it is. He got you get back in the booth find you another ride or two and get back in it

That's all you can do Ain't no different when you get a female you gonna last long they laugh and talk about you That's cool to tell her home girl and they can they last long He only lasted 50 second cool, but they only make their homegirl want to give you some and we see you some That's when you be ready. That's when you get a motherfucker the best 17 minutes of life Now what girl am I a girl lied to me? She said nigga won't wait 50 seconds. He gave me 17 hard minutes Do you hear me? Real talk that's all you got you might not You may not perform like you normally do right here on Drake.

You didn't perform like you're supposed to perform with Kendrick, but that don't mean the rest of your performance can't be great. That's all I'm saying. These same women, y'all looking at, preacher got all the women. Man, them hoes ain't faith for the future, nigga. They with whoever got money. Just because a nigga got money don't mean a nigga tricking. Some nigga got money they ain't trickin, but you got some niggas who got money trickin These hoes ain't lawyer dawg once you figure that out these hoes ain't lawyer these hoes don't belong to you. You just rentin em

Nigga these hoes don't belong to you dawg you just rentin em Don't you ever forget it all this fight my heart She gonna be with that nigga. She gonna be with that. I only be with my homeboy. I ain't trippin. I'm finna get with your mom I'm finna get what your grandma already told you I love women who can't get out the goddamn bed. We have some help They're gonna want out Right, we're gonna talk. Can you bring the soup? I bring the shoes. I like Dorothy Ains. Come here. I go shopping for whatever you want. Dodgers? Huh? Crackers? All things. God damn it. Talk to me. I go. You fixing me soup?

Damn right. These young hoes can't fix soup. They can't fix chili. They can't do nothing but give you that mustache pussy. I don't want that bitch. I want got told you I want Festivals with my meal Make sure I'm getting the right calories These young hoes don't give a damn about calories. You got blood pressure. These hoes still want you want pork chop, babe You want chicken? Hell no Hell no, I don't want that Give me one of these goddamn casserole these white women be making for they husband shit Ain't no season on them goddamn casserole, but that motherfucker ain't dying of no heart attack. I bet you that

I bet you that I bet you that white man still can go out there and feed his cattle Why? Cause Dorothy Ann ain't put no salt and pepper on that goddamn steak. But the steak taste, it's the steak tender She gonna put all kindol powder on this motherfucker. Now, them black women, shit. So much grease and everything in that motherfucker. Nigga, 39, die. Blood pressure, shit. Not no white man, white man living to be 99.

If you think I'm lying, look at Jerry Jones. That potato salad skin color motherfucker huns sell. But he's still moving around, getting around better than everybody else that we know. Why? Because they know how to take care of themselves. Black people, watch what you put in your body. I know we love this good home cooking soul food shit, but that shit killing us. We trying to live a long age.

We want to see our children grow up. We want to see our grandbabies grow up. Well, you have to take care of your mother Fuck yourself. That's all you got to do Told you once I can tell you twice go and get you some checkups, man It's okay, I was nervous last week going in them goddamn checkup I was scared the motherfucker on the HIV A test coming up. I was scared Now I can talk shit all day

Real talk watching this show then you know it be presented by prize speaks scan that book Oh right there first time usually you put five dollars in they gonna give you 50 real talk trash double H's when you type it in They got you real talk bit more or less on your favorite player Put your own game to you ain't got the bit on the best players either big on them bombs Don't say don't put your own game either if you came watching me you damn so can listen to me on Apple podcast and Spotify Right there. Let's make this show number one. Yeah, I keep saying we keep going up in numbers Hope you can get the light but a lot? Let's get this show what need to be I'm trying to give me a spin y'all and I need y'all help They need me on here. It's me and talking football and basketball. That's shit boring

I real talk y'all ain't tuning the watch no big when she a white boy Hey, that's Steve. It's me. I'll ain't y'all ain't watching this shit no more. Y'all wanna see your favorite Yeah, I won't see me on now. So when you see me on that's like seeing you there Can we from the same motherfucking spot? I know that nigga. Do I watch that nigga throw? Heads I have to get to way yet ain't don't that mean something y'all from your very own push me up there That's where I'm gonna be on ESPN TV talking about this shit. I'm talking with y'all Maybe I won't be cussing but I I'll still be enthused and doin' what I'm doin' and talkin'. I won't be up there sugarcoating, I bet you that.

I'll set them straight. Amazon Prime, all y'all got them, come get me a show. I'll give you what you want. Because that shit y'all displaying ain't it. The shit that y'all saying funny on these shows ain't funny. I'm just being honest, that shit corner. Y'all know it Thank y'all for tuning in today and watching me I appreciate all this shit y'all do I appreciate I got the merch on the way That's gonna be on bubble dub ent.com Got I'm on the wheel once toy jumping off February 1st. We in Minnesota

Go and grab them tickets South Haven. I'm pulling up to Mississippi dub on the way. Memphis y'all ain't got no more Chocos. So I'm going to be in South Haven in Mississippi. Grab them tickets and come see your boy and get there early. Because you know they got me on the first time I'm on this tour. You know they got me going up kind of early. That's OK.

Because when I come out on that motherfucking stage, everybody that come behind me in trouble. And I tell anybody on that motherfucking casket mind, in they face, they in trouble, when they stay going behind me. You better come out and get these people what they want. I don't give a damn what y'all saying, them coming who, who behind you Cory? Oh, I don't give a damn.

You better bring it. And you know Cory gonna bring it, you better bring it. That's what we do, we bring the best out one another. Some of y'all looking at who is funny and this and that I'm only about being fun I'm only I'm only worried about being funny on my seat. I ain't trying not do nobody But I want to give the people what they motherfucking want and I will And I will deliver Call me the mayor man. I will deliver

Not bullshit in 2025 and neither should you Love them. Not boy sitting 20, 25 and neither should you. Got some shit that you been playing and you do? You better do it. Got a whole lot of work been trying to give you that pussy. You better go and get it, nigga. Cause opportunities don't come like this, not where I'm from.

Opportunities don't come knocking like this, dawg. I'm taking advantage of everything, come my motherfucking way and you better too So when I'm bubble do search drop go and kill when I come to these shows I want to see the bubble do up search Cuz that's gonna make me feel good. That's gonna make me keep coming on her and telling for nags Hey, Lisa mo jerseys. I gotta give my people some jerseys. It ain't just jersey. Y'all like hoodies. Y'all like our hats Let me know I got some bubble do up hats. I got some of your favorite NFL hats Maybe a let me know in the DM don't be afraid to drop it your sizes

Yeah, let me know cuz that's what I'm here for a lot of people getting position They don't be wanting to give nobody and they give us this shit free. I'm gonna give it right back Yeah, I believe in paying shit forward though when I'm dead and gone ain't gonna be no bring struck in my goddamn funeral That mean I can't take this shit with me. So anything I get in the criminal aiding life I want to share it because I've been without I know how I feel to be without So I'm gonna give to the people who've been without who want some things. I'm gonna give it to you The last breath in me. I'm gonna give it to you We'll talk just not watching this show supporting the show where we do a hell no segment.

Real talk, somebody ask me, Bubba Dub, would you kiss a man in the movie? Hell no! Not kissing no motherfucking man for what? I don't give a damn who wrote the script, I don't give a damn how much money you trying to give me. I'm not kissing no motherfucking man and no moving, nah, nah, not never. Motherfucker, would you share your old lady? Hey, you're not old. Not sharing shit, I'm selfish.

I'm selfish. I want this goddamn brisket sandwich all to myself. Do you hear me? I want this child bit brisket all to myself. I'm not sharing no brisket sandwich all to myself. Do you hear me? I want this child brisket all to myself. I'm not sharing no brisket sandwich. Make sure you put the pickles on that too. If you ain't got no pickles, put some jalapeno peppers on that.

I wanna go down through that on this bitch. I want her eyes rolled back on her motherfucking head. Even though she could be faking, but goddamn it make me feel like I'm the biggest you ever had. We all talk even though I got the turbo head, but goddamn it make me feel like I'm the biggest you ever had at home We'll talk even though I got a turbohead, but goddamn it make me feel like I'm a horse Okay, I'm gonna scream turbo sing all over you but make me feel like I'm a horse That's how you get that 2012 goddamn call. I'll get it to you off the line

I'll pay cash for a 2012 Chevy Impala right now. Oh I mean, I'll get you on your feet AC gonna blow cold too. And you're no one I like right now the heat going heat You hungry? I think you the McDonald's right now. Give me a few But if you lie to me, ho you won't be you be right back eating salads every goddamn day We are tall trash other day shit going to the Cleveland Cavaliers Trash absolutely fucking trash getting blue I like that on national television and go and support my people too by the way down there in San Antonio Texas man go and support them God love on sneakerheads man what's they say yeah God

love a sneakerhead go support the movement man right now good sneakers I'm sneaker heads man. What's they say? Yeah, God love a sneaker head go support the movement man right now good sneakers I'm supporting the black brand. That's what I do and they have to give me a penny I ain't charging y'all to show y'all love on my show. I told you I won't do that. I'm about building Yeah, I'm about building. Yeah, that's what I'm about, baby real talk. Thank y'all for tuning in I'll see y'all again tomorrow after the game, Sunday after the game. I'm him. So make sure you do me a favor. Hit the like button, get in the comment section right now and share this motherfucking episode and tag ESPN. Peace and love.

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