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Episode Date: October 12, 2024Bubba Dub goes live on a Friday night to call out his Pastor!! Not only does he owe Dub $5k, but he’s always cheating on his wife!! TRASHH!!Also, Dub previews Shedeur Sanders and the Colorado Buffal...oes taking on Kansas State, and Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys vs Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This week, Charlemagne the God sits down with Vice President Kamala Harris for a conversation you don't want to miss.
The things that we want and are prepared to fight for won't happen if we're not active and if we don't participate.
They tackle the big questions, politics, policy, and what's next for the country.
Doesn't the Biden administration have to take some blame for the border though?
Charlemagne, first thing we dropped was a bill to fix the broken immigration system,
which by the way, Trump did not fix when he was president.
Don't miss this in-depth interview with Charlemagne the God and Vice President Kamala Harris only
on The Breakfast Club.
Catch the full interview now on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the home stretch, right in
time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends
of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also
going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne
the God. We're going to take some
viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season
of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. I'm Maria Konnikova. And I'm Nate Silver. And our new podcast, Risky Business,
is a show about making better decisions.
We're both journalists whom we light as poker players, and that's the lens we're going
to use to approach this entire show.
We're going to be discussing everything from high stakes poker to personal questions.
Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself.
And of course, we'll be talking about the election too. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
The 2024 election is upon us, and the stakes couldn't be higher.
But the outcome might not be clear till long after everyone has voted.
If the race ends up being as close as it looks right now, we could be in for a repeat, or worse,
of the year 2000, when the
presidency came down to a recount in Florida that ended at the Supreme Court. To hear the
whole story, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore, a podcast from the co-creators of Slow Burn.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Hey, everything okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Honey...
Hey, I'm here for you.
Tell me about school today.
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What's up y'all?
It's your boy, Bubba Dubb, man.
Welcome to the Bubba Dubb show.
Friday night, Friday night lights, football going on. How y'all doing it's your boy, Bubba Dubb, man. Welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show. Friday night, Friday night lights, football going on.
How y'all doing tonight, man?
Talk to your boy, man.
Feeling good right now.
I'm in Nashville, Tennessee right now.
TSU homecoming coming up tomorrow.
They're playing East Illinois.
I can't wait for this big game tomorrow.
TSU homecoming.
If you in Nashville,
you might see your boy on the field tomorrow, man. Pull up, check on your boy. But check this out. Go on and hit the like
button right now. Go on and hit the like button right now. Go on and hit the subscribe button
right now if you're a newcomer. We got a whole lot to talk about tonight. I'm going through
some things right now and I'm going to expose some people today. P. Diddy ain't going to
be the only mother f***er getting exposed. I'm feeling exposed. people today. He didn't gonna be the only mother for getting exposed
I'm finished for my pastor. It came to me a couple of months ago talking about God got on me
He can bless me with a little money now. Can I look out so I gave his mother the five thousand dollars
Post begin a good return. I ain't got nothing yet
This mother could don't win.
I'm about one of them new G.
Sarah Truss, one of them 35 hundred dudes.
Riding good, AC good, got a sunroof in that motherfucker.
He just got him a truck company.
He hot.
So I'm sending messages because I'm on the road, y'all.
I'm on the road doing shows.
Um, I ain't know I ain't going to go to church because I'm on the road like that. So I'm on the road doing shows Um, I ain't no I ain't better go to church cuz I'm on the road like that
So I'm telling my mama a when you go up them tell the pastor a tell a man. I need my money
He telling her just be patient. No
Patient what my money?
What my money
You telling me God don't bless me?
But it look like God doesn't bless you nigga
I been having battle
All lady done left me
Y'all get in the comment section right now
Let me know if I'm right or wrong man
I want my motherfucking money
New suit, gaugle shoes
Nigga don't want the journey dang
And got a grill Do you hear me. Nigga don't want the journey dang and got a grill.
Do you hear me?
My pastor don't want the journey dang and got a motherfucking grill.
But I can't get my $5,000 though.
I need to be patient.
I need to be pulling that fire out on your ass.
That's what I need to be doing.
I done talked to everybody about this y'all.
So don't be like, oh, I can't believe you earned this out. I done talked to everybody about this y'all.
So don't be like, oh, I can't believe you earned this out.
I done talked to everybody in my family.
They done told me shit.
I didn't wanna fucking move a hill.
I want my money fam.
The damn chicken at the church trash.
Y'all think feed me gonna keep my mouth closed?
Never.
I need that 5,000 man and I need it now. You need me? Gonna keep my mouth closed? Never.
I need that 5,000, man. And I need it now.
He riding better than me.
AC blowing control.
My AC don't even work in my damn car.
New suits, new grill?
Shit, nigga, I need to be riding with you.
So, I'm telling telling you all, because I
already know some message about my mom
and my aunt and my grandma.
I'm tired of talking.
So I want the world to know right now.
Not only do my past, I'll be five thousand.
He's cheating on his wife.
Yeah, he's been fucking my aunt.
I'm getting put in the got down.
I can't hold water.
The pastor has been sleeping with my damn
aunt for the last seven months. Well, her bad got that I can't hold water the pastor been sleeping with my damn man for the last seven months
Well her bad built ass, I don't know what he's eating. She'll be a middle patient that home prosaic
Running up here. That's my pastor. I love my past cuz you fucking him home
Thank I'm supposed to keep my mouth closed but I'm not if I
got my money I won't be saying this shit tonight but I got to say it I got to put
it like them God won't put no more burns on you he won't do it God won't do that
to you not my heavenly father my heavenly father told me to tell the truth
why I'm telling the truth for today my pastor sleeping with my angy and you sleeping with
Plenty more I had a nice little tender. I brought her to church. I want to let her know I ain't a dog even though
I am I didn't want to know that baby. Let's go to church for me
I'll bring her to church next thing I know she don't want to go church with me no more no
I'm saying I'm like, okay cool. You don't go try me cool now. She's sleeping with the past
He didn't work his hole. She burning. Yeah they yellow ball they be coming to the church. I don't
want to say no name because I want to get sued. The whole burning. And pastor burnt her. I can't stand that
n***a. I can't stand, I'm telling my family members to tell him I want my money because I know he
really got an attitude problem. If I get close money because I know he really got an attitude problem
If I get close to him, I know he gonna want to put hands on me and I can't fight but I got my fire on me
Yeah, go ahead about it let him run up on me
Yeah
Run around here on me me $5,000.
They want me to be patient.
No, I'm not gonna be patient.
I done been quiet enough, y'all.
I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna shed a tear.
No, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not the time,
cause you're not worth my tears.
Not the time cuz you're not worth my tea
Got me singing Mary J. Blige into the night
I know what y'all thinking
Go on imagine somebody on y'all five thousand back to somebody coming to you crying you bubble man
Just bless the church man the church complex you you put five thousand in you gonna get thirty thousand back in six months nigga what my thirty? what my thirty? I'm behind on child support these hoes want
they money that I've been tricking with let me tell y'all something here today
it ain't tricking if you got it tricking relieves stress let me tell you something
when you're broke you can't really go out and get ass when you broke.
But when you got some cash, them hoes will come right over.
When you broke the heads and I ain't got time,
I ain't no mess with you, I ain't got time.
But when you got that jowl, them hoes will pull up.
I'm talking about pull up in boogie shorts,
trench coats that they gonna stole from the hotels,
nothing but razor bump cat up under there motherfucker.
Do you hear me?
And I'm talking about smelling good too,
cause they know how to, they know how to dust that thing too.
That's what I'm talking about, a good razor bump cat.
Whoo, change lives boy.
Do you hear me?
Ain't nothing like going to one of them whole houses,
they kids on the couches.
Hey, heck on my kids, Bubba.
I don't even speak to them niggas.
I'm not here for them niggas, I'm here for you.
I go in that room, I can't wait to unbuckle my pants.
I be unbuckling soon as I get, ooh, you can't wait.
I can't get some Christmas present, ho.
Go on and give me this gift. I can't get some Christmas present. Oh don't even give me skills
Don't even give me these kills I
Can't wait to hold on mother niggas couldn't wait either
Now you want to make me wait?
Then you want to do all this all this romantic see you a hoe quit being romantic. Oh get straight to a kid, but naked. Kid bucket.
I just sent you an eighty dollars on cash out.
When I get there, I want you to get nasty.
All that walking around and dancing the tray songs.
I don't want to know motherfucking trace.
I was put on the eyes on this motherfucker between the sheets.
And no motherfucking trace on. but put key sweat on in this motherfucker
That's what I wanna hear I wonder that new air. Hey shit that shit don't that shit don't move me
It take a lot to get this one is monster going put some gel of vergon in this motherfucker
For some more telling on in this month feeling on your
booty your boo booty, your booty.
Hope you having BBS fill on my booty.
They ain't your booty hoes, they belong to the Asians.
These hoes going down there,
getting their ass done on credit.
Y'all think your hoes ain't cash,
not wait women, if you want your ass done you ain't
gotta pay that ten thousand dollars you can get your ass done on credit.
I'm telling you what guy look you got a 700 Crace Co you can get your ass done.
I got three or four of them done now and them hoes feel amazing too.
Ain't nothing like rubbing on them fake ass rub on their whole ass like she a pet cat.
Rubbing on that motherfucker all night. Look what I I can pay for thank you god thank you heavenly father when I was
broke I couldn't rub on them but my meat now I got a little change I can rub on them whole
feet come here couple you nasty hoes right now on IG twerking and showing your body.
Oh, I'm doing my thing.
Oh, you ain't got no furniture in that apartment?
Don't make me tell the truth.
I expose, I'm exposing everybody now.
Baby mama new boyfriend selling dope.
You going to jail, nigga?
Yeah, you bragging on IG about how you sleeping with my baby mama.
It's cool.
You'll be in jail by Sunday. You nigga, you'll be in IG about how you sleeping my baby mom. It's cool. You'll be there by Sunday
You know, you'll be in jail by Sunday nigger. Oh
Testifying on your ass
Think about it man, they like PD up they'll lock you up
Stop playing games man. It's time to get to it. I want my mother getting $5,000
from my pastor and I want it now. I want y'all to get in the comment section right now and
let me know if I'm right or wrong by exposing my pastor. I don't give a damn about him sleeping
my angel. I know she gonna be mad. She gonna get over you claim you love God. Forgive me, ho
If you love God
Hope my uncle watching cuz she cheating on your fam. They whole ain't going to them court games She's going right down there to the to the Omni hotel meeting up with pastor
He got the big 3500 Jim C. Havre truck sitting at the gallery
500 GMC have a truck sitting at the galley.
Yeah, you think any legs don't go up like that no more,
but they do. She spread them damn legs like Jordan symbols.
That's what I ain't even doing. Spreading the legs like Jordan symbols.
He and the sweet nilla.
Thank I'm supposed to keep quiet. I'm not going to do. I love my head when the father always going to pay my ties, man. I'm not close to God like I should be, but I know right from wrong.
Yeah, that's how I just want my $5,000 back.
That's all and I can go on about my business, but don't play with me.
Don't push me, man.
I ain't no killer, but don't push me.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Fam, you can push me tonight. You got me out here on social media telling our business. I don't push me. Don't do it. Don't do it, fam. You can push me tonight.
You got me out here on social media telling our business.
I don't mind telling. I don't mind talking.
I'm a pillow talker.
I got a war for talking to the cops. They gave me a war.
My cousin running around here and tried to people.
Then he from running down here, I'm going to hide out in Texas.
Nigga, you better take your ass back to North Carolina.
Man, I ain't going back.
Yo, they coming to get you.
I done told them where you at.
Damn criminal.
Gonna go out there and shoot two people
and they think you wanna run your hot ass down here on me.
I'm about to cool you off.
You finna be cool in that damn tank in that cell.
Man, I got kids, you ain't doing no justice.
You ain't been taking care of you ain't going to take care of.
Now you're going to jail.
The only thing to do, you can get your GED in jail and learn your trade.
You come home, you just see, yeah.
But in the meantime, for the next 10, 15 years,
you're going to jail.
I don't give a damn how much grandma pray for your ass.
You're going to jail.
She praying you come home.
I'm praying you stay in now.
This week, Charlemagne the God sits down with Vice President Kamala Harris
for a conversation you don't want to miss.
The things that we want and are prepared to fight for
won't happen if we're not active and if we don't participate.
They tackle the big questions, politics, policy, and what's next for the country.
Doesn't the Biden administration have to take some blame for the border though?
Charlemagne, first thing we dropped was a bill to fix the broken immigration system,
which, by the way, Trump did not fix when he was president.
Don't miss this in-depth interview with Charlemagne the God and Vice President Kamala Harris,
only on The Breakfast Club.
Catch the full interview now on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Maria Konikova.
And I'm Nate Silver.
And our podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions.
Both Nate and I are journalists who moonlight as poker players.
We've both won, and I have to say lost, hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker. And
poker is a lens that we're going to use to approach this entire show because poker isn't
just about playing cards. It's actually about how to make good decisions. It's an entire
framework for thinking about the world.
In addition to poker, we'll be talking about the wide world of gambling, sports betting,
for example, plus the news, politics, it is an election year, and personal decisions too.
Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself.
Tune into Risky Business every Thursday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,
or wherever you listen to podcasts. The 2024 presidential race is upon us,
and the stakes couldn't be higher. But the outcome of the election might not be clear
till long after everyone has voted. If the race ends up being as close as it looks right now,
we could be in for a repeat, or worse, for the year
2000, when election night dragged on for 36 days.
36 days of uncertainty and lawsuits and hardcore political combat.
To hear the whole story, check out Fiasco Bush v. Gore, a six-part podcast from the
co-creators of Slow Burn, and find out how a statistical tie in Florida put the 2000 election in an unprecedented holding pattern,
the entire nation waiting with bated breath
to find out whether Al Gore or George W. Bush
would be the next president of the United States.
It's a story about how history is made
and what we should expect if it comes back for an encore.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted,
but turns out the end is near,
right in time for a new season of my podcast,
Next Question.
This podcast is for people like me
who need a little perspective and insight.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones,
Jen Psaki, Ested Herndon.
But we're also gonna have some fun,
even though these days fun and politics
seems like an oxymoron.
But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends
like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God.
We're gonna take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Power to the podcast for the people.
So whether you're obsessed with the news
or just trying to figure out what's going on,
this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season
of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. Hey, everything okay? Yes, I'm fine. Honey, hey, I'm here for you.
Tell me about school today.
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Talk to the kids in your life about their emotional well-being.
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Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal Ventures. I don't know what guy y'all praying to, but my guy don't deal with that evilness.
Jealous people mad at you because you're doing good, mad at you because you got a new job, mad at you because you got a promotion, mad at you because you got a new car.
My guy don't dwell in that my god my god dwell in positivity my family for damn times I was broke and hungry
needed 3.5 no motherfuckers wouldn't help me but now god done blessed me with
$200 now they feel like I should give it up, never. Get your ass up to the cops.
And another thing I don't like these days,
door dash, door dash, hide the motherfucker.
You're all gonna fool your fool $10,
by the time you get it, it's $70.
Do you hear me?
Door dash, you're all gonna fool, it's $10,
by the time you get it, it's 70.
Then the driver had a nerve that wanted a tip.
I'm gonna give you a tip, stop eating the fries out of my motherfucking bag nigga. That's the tip I'm
giving you. It's a lie we going through y'all. Y'all should be smiling. A lot of people dying
they never died before. Everybody dying these days man. Get your life together get your life in the oil
Real talk hurricane then hit Florida. I don't know what's going on in Florida, but y'all better get that shit, right?
Damn fish damn fish leaving the ocean going to the damn rivers
Don't go chasing wild f**k home.
Please stick to the real one and the likes that you used to.
TLC told us a long time ago, money can change a n***a.
Look at TI.
He been tanking and got awarded 70 million.
TI say he ain't doing no more motherf**king shows.
It's the king homie.
I want that kind of money.
I know y'all do too.
And y'all something y'all deserve that kind of money.
Don't sell yourself short.
If you're a female watching this show and you like to get that cat out for a
little change and you've been charging a hundred dollars,
it's time for you to go to a hundred.
Make them niggas pay like they way.
That's all I'm saying, pay like your way.
But how y'all doing tonight, man?
I'm in a zone, man.
I can pray to God about it, man.
I had to tell y'all what's going on in my life.
I'm being sincere.
I'm being humble about it. I just want my $5,000, y'all.'s going on in my life. I'm being sincere. I'm being humble about it. I just
want my $5,000. Y'all. That's all. That's all I want, man. And I can go on about my
way. I can go on about my merry way, man. I know some of y'all probably work can't watch
the show, but you can listen to it on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. That's all you got to
do is type in the bubble dub show. I'm gonna pop up y'all.
Look at me, I'm so up, look at my eyes. I've been crying.
My girl cheated on me.
I'm hurt.
I really wanna do some tour,
but I ain't got nowhere else to go y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't got nowhere else to go.
So I'm gonna stick this shit out, man.
Y'all my family, y'all gonna be here for me.
Be here for me.
Y'all been crying myself to sleep, man. Been reading my Bible Bible even though I can't read. You know what I'm saying? I've
been on my app you know having the sounds to the Bible so I can listen because I can't read the
words but I can listen like a motherfucker. One thing I got I can't read but I can listen. I'ma learn on.
Some of y'all can't read watching this show, but you can learn by listening
So I'm saying man
I want no Popeye chicken sandwich, man. I don't want that no more man
You know, it's it's too much bread. Listen in that food. Y'all, you know y'all microwave babies. I'm over the stove, baby
I'm used to being over the stove with mine. We look different.
I believe in the street drop.
Yeah, I believe in street drop, giving it to your own.
I'm wearing condoms.
I'm betting I stop in no motherfucking store
and getting on crumbles for what?
For what?
There was none in the Bible, and there shouldn't be none now.
Wearing a condom is a sin.
I'm not a Christian.
I'm a Christian. I'm not stopping no motherfucking stone getting on grubbles for what? So what they were none in the Bible and it shouldn't be none now. We're gonna condom is a senior
Show me in the Bible way so you post a word condom. We're gonna condom is a senior. No
You want me to do the devil's work? I won't do it. I won't do it. I
Only got one master
That's who I'm gonna serve I don't serve me and I serve God
Yeah, but listen up here today
I'm putting y'all on game
Elon Musk got the new Tesla cyber cow
No steering wheel no nothing type in your destination and ride you niggas riding straight to hell
you think i'm gonna jump in with a motherfucking car when no steering wheel no nothing
i'm car catching on fire like a mother
it's a cyber cab i don't give a damn what it is i'm not getting in that damn entrapment
yeah i'll be so quick i'm the first one to got it you're gonna be the first one to burn getting in that damn entrapment. Yeah, I'll be so quick.
I'm the first one to guide it.
You gonna be the first one to burn up
in that motherfucker too.
Don't look for me to save you, cause I'm not.
I'm gonna sit right there and film it.
You dog lovers, ain't nothing wrong with loving dogs,
but you already got the nerve now
to put dogs in seat belts.
I bet not put no motherfucking dog in no seatbelt, nigga. If anybody gonna fly out
this car it better be that dog. You hear me? It better be that dog. That's what I want
right here. I'd rather a dog than be a human, man.
And I love dogs, man.
I do.
But I'm gonna buckle up.
The dog ain't getting buckled.
There's only gonna be one survivor in this mullah or two human, whatever.
And this dog ain't survive.
I have a nice memorial for you lucky.
I have a nice memorial for your ass. But I nice memorial for your ass but I want to
hear
you're gonna be wrong y'all gonna say that when y'all goddamn dogs get caught by them
cougars. Those don't supposed to be on chains no more.
Dolls supposed to roam free like buffaloes. That's like the Colorado gonna do to the
Kansas State. Why's Coach Prime eat this damn addicted red mile? You motherfuckers been hating on Coach Prime and Coach Prime since the beginning of time.
They ain't gonna do this fam.
Sado ain't this.
Travis ain't that.
Well, they've been proving you motherfuckers wrong each and every week.
And I love it.
Yo, all my coach prime.
Hey, come here.
Come here.
Yeah, it ain't fun when the rabbit got the gun.
It's your door is him.
I seen him talking to the Al David Jr. last week.
You stay your motherfucking ass away from Al David Jr.
Quarterback go there and die.
We want you to live. We want you to prosper die we want you to live we want you to prosper we want you to win and take your ass somewhere other than Los Fecos it's too a motherfucking hot
diner you ain't gonna get no hoes cuz flow i got them all down in my and fakers okay i've got the
motherfucking hoes don't think he don't
I've seen champ whisper something a whole ill she ain't wanna look at me. No motherfucking more
I'm trying to figure out what champ told his home
Really wanted to put hands on champ, but I can't fight and champ ain't never lost and he probably never will
But champ can't whip the title
Wow, keep playing with, child. I love you, but you'll have to be the last motherfucking sign you play. I'm
I'm tender behind them. Oh, and I love you my big brother
Showing out pulling out Ferraris and bit me she wagons and I ain't got them motherfucking car, baby. I ain't there yet. I'm on my way
I can go out and rent. I'm a star
I'll pull up in the bins in a minute. It ain't mine
I ain't smoking anything. I'm lying to you even though i'm a smoker. I don't smoke in my car, baby I don't do all that. I'm lying because it's a ringer
They charge you extra when you're smoking them and you can't put that many miles on them rimmers.
But when I pull up in that bin, it ain't mine,
but I'm gonna act like it's mine though.
I'll be camping.
See the huck, see the floor,
can't die of these motherfucking bullets I got.
And y'all, and y'all, 15,
sleeping on me, I'm not missing.
Better have Gregory Hines feet, better get the dancing, Uncle.
Y'all ain't like, James Brown won the first black American
to have a private jet.
Y'all better put some motherfucking respect
on brother RIP James Brown name.
Mr. Bird bird who seen
that movie give up Jane Brown was in the smas in mr. bird system I'm here me home
boy and bag me over to his house you can stay with me fam babe I start running
this motherfucking meetup in this sauce then I'm gonna go to start you wanna go now, man, I got a hair
To this sister
I'm wearing no condom either come on. I want to feel it. I want you to feel this one is much
Don't put your hand down
He's strong
Ripley believe it or not. This one is me strong. Need to put me in genius world books.
Solo, what's up family?
What's going down?
Nigga ain't tricking if you got it.
I told y'all, when you're broke,
you can probably get some ass when you're broke
if you got a gang.
But when you got cash, nigga, you can get ass abundantly.
That's too old. Ain't no 50 dollar ass.
I know it's such a difference between a 50 dollar ass and a 500 dollar ass.
Do you hear me? That paper make them hoes get bread.
I'm talking about bread.
I'm not bullshitting you.
I'm telling you what God love.
Man, I'll stick your wool over,
God damn it. I want my $5,000.
And I want it now.
I said I'm worried about her
funky ass.
My auntie bill like a penguin.
I told her, tell that nigga I'm on my 5,000.
He say be patient, been patient long enough.
Here I am telling y'all what's going on.
My pastor sleeping with my auntie and many more women, but they think they can
feed me on Sundays when I do able to go to church and praise God.
They think they can feed me this nasty ass chicken.
Oh, sister such and such cooked this.
Nigga, this brooks the brother's chicken.
So I'm from Texas.
Y'all don't know nothing about that brooks the brother.
It's an East Texas thing for me.
Be in the A soon, y'all.
I'll be in the A soon.
Back to what I was talking about.
Colorado will be Kansas State this son is to serve
Book it 40 to 30 cell
Coach Brian might be limping but he gonna dance on your own mother
He's standing ten toes down no more it might might be six or seven, but he still got his balance.
That's the Holy Mouse.
He might be broke today, but tomorrow he could be up.
See, everything ain't gonna go your way, y'all.
Everything ain't gonna go my way, y'all.
I have good days, I have bad days.
But long as God bless me,
he'll wake up each and every morning,
I'm gonna take advantage. I'm gonna take advantage
I'm gonna take advantage. I don't mind calling one morning. He holds
How am I calling the morning? He holds up and say looking a baby. Can I get my things up to next Tuesday?
Yeah, I don't mind get my thing so don't create cuz they know
I'm gonna pay like that way
When you find a woman
They let you get your thing sucked on credit. She won
And I don't you miss treelo. Don't you abuse her?
Don't y'all do it like brother digga diggacess nico behind her like he a motherfucking leper
And a tackle
Don't do it like they treat her right treat her with respect
Here by her kids chick-fil-A, Raising Cane's, McDonald's, whatever they want you to do it. This week, Charlamagne the God sits down with Vice President Kamala Harris for a conversation you don't want to miss.
Listen, I feel very strongly I need to earn every vote, which is why I'm here having this candid conversation with you and your listeners.
They tackle the big questions, politics, policy, and what's next for the country.
I am running to be a president for everybody,
but I am clear-eyed about the history and the disparities that exist for specific
communities. And I'm not going to shy away from that.
Don't miss this in-depth interview with Charlemagne the God and vice president
Kamala Harris only on The Breakfast Club. Catch the full interview now on the Black Effect Podcast
Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Maria Konikova.
And I'm Nate Silver.
And our podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions.
Both Nate and I are journalists who moonlight as poker players. We've both won, and I have to say lost, hundreds of thousands of dollars
playing poker. And poker is a lens that we're going to use to approach this
entire show because poker isn't just about playing cards. It's actually about
how to make good decisions. It's an entire framework for thinking about the world.
In addition to poker, we'll be talking about the wide world of gambling, so sports betting,
for example, plus the news, politics, it is an election year, and personal decisions too.
Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself.
Tune into Risky Business every Thursday.
Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
The 2024 presidential race is upon us, and the stakes couldn't be higher. But the outcome
of the election might not be clear until long after everyone has voted. If the race ends
up being as close as it looks right now, we could be in for a repeat, or worse, for the year 2000, when election night dragged on for 36 days. 36 days of uncertainty and lawsuits
and hardcore political combat. To hear the whole story, check out Fiasco Bush v. Gore,
a six-part podcast from the co-creators of Slow Burn, and find out how a statistical
tie in Florida put the 2000
election in an unprecedented holding pattern, with the entire nation waiting with bated
breath to find out whether Al Gore or George W. Bush would be the next president of the
United States.
It's a story about how history is made and what we should expect if it comes back for
an encore.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever
you listen to podcasts.
Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted.
But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones,
Jen Psaki, Ested Herndon.
But we're also gonna have some fun,
even though these days fun and politics
seems like an oxymoron.
But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like
Samantha B., Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Power to the podcast for the people.
So whether you're obsessed with the news or
just trying to figure out what's going on,
this season of Next Question is for you.
Check out our new season of Next Question is for you.
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, everything okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Honey.
Hey, I'm here for you.
Tell me about school today.
When kids can't find the right words, music can help them sound it out.
Talk to the kids in your life about their emotional well-being.
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Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal Ventures. It's time we do right by these holes.
We always doing right by these women.
It's time we do right by these holes.
These holes hold us down.
Our hole lies and we mistreat them.
Call them holes, talk bad to them.
It's time we start getting these holes herphics.
Start getting their toes done. Start getting their nails done, start taking these hoes to church, start getting these hoes baptized.
It's time we start doing right by these hoes y'all.
And I'm thinking start holding you niggas accountable.
Truck drivers y'all some nasty fat pot-billy, noodle eating funky musty mother.
Y'all know it's on on customer like I used to.
I'm trying.
It's God for me.
It's God for me.
You're Trump job is awesome.
Nasty mother.
You're messing up the game.
You give me whole hundred fifty two hundred dollars for what?
This whole worth thirty dollars for him.
You ain't got to do all that.
You ain't got to do. it you ain't got to do she
gonna take whatever you give a dog making it hard for a brother like me when
they see me they think they supposed to get four or five hundred dollars it don't work like that
my four or five hundred dollars going to Lisa Ray is he ever won come kid
I love beer I got a thousand Miley Cyrus I got a thousand. Miley Cyrus, I got two thousand.
We young, you can have whatever I got, including my baby mama.
Damn right, you can have it.
You can have it all, baby.
I'm not going to argue with you.
But how y'all feeling tonight?
How y'all feeling?
One of my Cowboy fans said, where y'all at?
We're going to kick ass Sunday.
315, we kicking ass. But my cowboy fans that we all we can kick ass on
315 we kick in hands for 15 if you on the East Coast
To 15 if you on the West
We keep an ass on we're gonna keep big me Detroit line lazy cock eye cross I want our Southwest big T lines
I got cross-eyed, one-eyed, southwest big T, lion's ass.
You gon' keep Detroit ahead as you watch.
I feel it in my bones. Jerry Golf ain't playing no better than,
than Dak, and Dak ain't playing well for damn this year.
Can you look at the stats, they the same.
Matter of fact, Dak's better.
And y'all think y'all finna run through us?
Stop it.
You got a better chance off of taking the
enema running through your ass than y'all think y'all finna run through us. We a miracle team,
don't you ever forget it. Even though we're in war in 30 years, we still got more rings than you mother.
It's the disrespect for me that I don't like. And I don't love you watching the show.
You should hit the light button by now.
You should hit the motherfucking light button.
Now you should be in the comments right now laughing.
Chopping up. That's my darling, Bobby.
Right. That's what I want to see.
You see the hat. It's the bubble.
So yeah, the mother, the mother podcast.
Cool. But they ain't this one.
You can't get this nowhere else.
All off the dome.
I ain't got no pen and pad.
Do you hear me?
Y'all telling you the truth.
Cowboy gonna win this Sunday.
That's what I'm feeling.
Somebody hit me up and asked me if I were having a shooting contest.
Who would I like my shooting coach to be?
Bronnie James or Stevie Wonder?
Give me Stevie Wonder.
Bronnie can't hit a motherfuck.
He couldn't hit Amber Rose in the Playboy Mansion.
Do you hear me? Bronnie James couldn't hit Amber Rose in the Playboy Mansion.
And I like Bronnie. I think eventually he gonna be something.
But right now ain't nothing.
Not saying it like that, I'm just saying,
boy, it's ball playing skills.
There's a lot of players out there that didn't get drafted.
It's better than Brownie.
But am I mad that he got drafted?
No, that's his daddy's job.
I'm gonna get my son a job.
If there was some of y'all son,
y'all would do the same motherfucking thing.
But without one Brownie on my team,
hell, ain't got time for that shit.
I want to win, fam.
I don't want one block and 0 for 90.
Zeke need some power.
I'm playing and they need to get me the ball on the goal line.
Motherfucker, you can't do nothing with him Whenever you get it three yards or pop
I need to see the whole see the belly ring tongue rings eat nose means eat
That's the motherfucking see the cowboy fans will see
Not this music
You can't cut the mustard. You can't cut the mustard fam.
I'm a realist.
I'm a cowboy fan, but we not gonna do shit, but we gonna beat Detroit.
Devontae Adams change your heart.
Watch out, you change your mind fam.
You dig all that woofing.
But you want to be traded.
Now all of a sudden you want to stay here.
No, nigga, go.
You gonna want to be here, go.
Then you know right now,
you better get your prize picks in right now.
What you waiting on?
Going down low to number one sports fantasy app right now
with your prize picks.
Easy to play. There's only more or less over there. That's which is prize picks. Easy to play.
It's only more or less over there.
That's all more or less. It's simple.
They might have somebody, you know, you just never know somebody
may have to do or slay to have 300 passing you.
All you got to do is put more or less.
How easy is that?
More or less.
Here's my promo or trash with the two H's.
All of them other apps cool.
But prize picks is the one. Got a commercial
coming out soon too. Maybe next week. Yeah, got a commercial coming out. PrizePix next
week. I don't know if y'all can see it. Me and Big X to plug. Yeah, I'm letting out secrets.
Go and get his album too, Big X to plug. Go and get his album. big as to put going to get his album is jam
Broadway's album dropped to his jamming, but it's her home music. I'm just it's sad them
Big ride big ride way make me want to go out there and
watch my cat Pay my cat and change his cat though. I like it, but that's what his music make me do.
But if you want to put in a jam and as you go out and get right wave,
I know you go out and get big as to pull.
Ain't no skills.
It ain't no skill.
I'm telling you what God love.
God, look. But the Dubs live on the show.
He knows what he saw.
And he's here to tell you.
Hell nah.
Hell nah.
Somebody ask me, Dubs, what you,
do you ever wanna be a rapper?
Hell nah.
Them niggas dying left and right.
Wanna be no motherfucking rapper.
I only like the word rapper,
or I woulda dub you.
Because rapper mean like condom rapper.
And I don't wear rapper and I don't wear
rappers. Condoms is against my religion. I feel like anybody that wear a condom is a
sinner. Do you hoes
still got the nerve to disrespect us. Y'all some selfish mother. Y'all ain't working on
my cousin. Dub ain't cousin no more man. I'm changing. Changing for the best. I'm changing
for the good.
Some of y'all should want to change your ways
you got right now man.
Some of you got evil ways.
Some of you out here robbing and stealing, stop it man.
Find your JLB.
I told you last night, find your new hustle man.
There's more ways to make money
than to take from somebody man.
Yeah, there's more ways than that.
Some of you got some money right now, some of you up.
Get you a legit business.
Do some with the money, put it back for your family, man.
Don't blow it.
Don't buy all that jewelry.
Don't do all that.
It ain't worth it, man.
It's a bad investment.
This shit money is something else.
I had just made an investment.
I thought I'd make an investment with my pastor,
but I didn't get my return.
If I would have just invested that money in hope,
ain't no telling how much money I would have now.
But I learned my lesson.
Did you hear me?
Trash of the day, going to my pastor.
Trash.
I had to do this to you.
I got to do it.
Sometimes you got to hold people accountable.
Sometimes people don't think you'll go all the way.
But I did tonight.
I'm sleeping in my church, man.
Right now they say they can't believe I did this.
Indeed.
And we want to do it.
And I did.
Tomorrow night, man. I'm at the game.
Nashville, TSU baby, Edgar George.
Can't wait to watch the young man take that field
and do what they do.
Can't wait to watch Coach Prime them in 915
do what they do.
To love the thing man, what a time to be alive baby.
We gonna love so many people this year
and over the years man, but we're gonna never give many people this this year and over the years man but you're gonna never give up I always continue to chase
your dreams man I'll never tell nobody let nobody tell you what you can and you
can't do you can be anything in this one be see I'm the motor faggot man I'm the
inspiration I can do it you can do it I'm telling you real times Four or five years ago, I didn't know what I was gonna be
I didn't but I had faith
That I was staying out
Do right
God will make a way
Do you remember? God will make a way for you. I don't care what you're going through in your life
How times get hard for you?
Somebody watching this show probably having suicidal thoughts,
being depressed, you watching my show.
I'm getting you back to life.
That's what I'm supposed to do, baby.
Don't stop, man. Keep it going, man.
Got a young woman tonight.
She don't give you song.
Don't just stroke her.
You eat it from the motherfucking bag.
I don't care if it stink. Eat it in any way.
You hear me? I don't care if that thing stink.
Eat it in any way. Be a gremlin.
Be aggressive.
She come into the room going and get naked.
I can't do it. I gotta have all the lights out.
That motherfuck.
You think it's a power outage? I get naked in the room when it's dark.
And the lights on, I got my clothes on. The lights out, I'm a button. Hey. Bucky naked!
Showing my public health. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight. I'll see y'all tomorrow night after
tomorrow night after after Cogarrogo be can't stay.
You should boy dub them out.
Peace.
This week, Charlamagne the God sits down
with vice president Kamala Harris
for a conversation you don't want to miss.
Listen, I feel very strongly.
I need to earn every vote,
which is why I'm here having this candid conversation
with you and your listeners.
They tackle the big questions, politics, policy, and what's next for the country. earn every vote, which is why I'm here having this candid conversation with you and your listeners.
They tackle the big questions, politics, policy, and what's next for the country.
I am running to be president for everybody, but I am clear-eyed about the history and
the disparities that exist for specific communities, and I'm not going to shy away from that.
Don't miss this in-depth interview with Charlemagne the God and Vice President Kamala Harris,
only on The Breakfast Club.
Catch the full interview now
on the Black Effect Podcast Network,
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch,
right in time for a new season of my podcast,
Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,
Ested Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and
Charlamagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Maria Konnikova. And I'm Nate Silver. And our new podcast, Risky Business, is a
show about making better decisions. We're both journalists who moonlight as poker players,
and that's the lens we're going to use to approach this entire show. We're going to
be discussing everything from high stakes poker to personal questions.
Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself.
And of course, we'll be talking about the election too.
Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
The 2024 election is upon us and the stakes couldn't be higher. But the outcome might
not be clear till long after everyone has voted. If the race ends up being as close
as it looks right now, we could be in for a repeat, or worse, of the year 2000, when
the presidency came down to a recount in Florida that ended at the Supreme Court. To hear the
whole story, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore, a podcast
from the co-creators of Slow Burn. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you listen to podcasts.
Hey, everything okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Honey.
Hey, I'm here for you. Tell me about school today.
When kids can't find the right words, music can help them sound it out.
Talk to the kids in your life about their emotional well-being.
Find tools and resources at SoundItOutTogether.org.
Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal Ventures.