Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub SNAPS about Donald Trump Shooting!! Hitta was TRASHH!! | Bubba Dub Show

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK reacting to Donald Trump getting shot at a rally in Pennsylvania. Dub jokes about President Joe Biden having HITTAS and calling the shoota on Trump. TRASHH!! (02:07)Then, Bubba explains why it’s way too early to call out Bronny James and the Lakers during the Summer League. With LeBron James and Anthony Davis, Bronny GONNA BE FINE FAM!! (10:31)Next, Dub salutes Ja Morant and the Memphis Grizzlies ahead of a new NBA season and expects them to make some noise. (14:24)After, Bubba hits us with some dope boxing analysis and salutes Boots Ennis after another victory. (22:25)Finally, Dub hits us with a hilarious hell nahh segment and gives his Trashh of the Day to the shooter!! (34:26)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume that like button right now. Hit the like button because you like listening to me. That's right. And get your hand ready to share when this show get ready to go off. Matter of fact, when it's on, you should be already sharing it with everybody. We're going to talk about it today. We're going to start the show out with, man, who trying to kill Trump? Man, some sniper was laying on his belly

shooting at Trump. Man, what's going on, y'all? I know it's a bunch of conspiracies going on out there. I really don't know. Really don't give a... If you ask me, I'm going to have fun with this. I think Sleepy Joe sent that higgle.

Sleepy Joe know. I feel like Sleepy Joe feel like he losing this race right now and he doing everything he can to become president again. I feel like he sent that young hickle out there, Donald J. Trump. But Donald J. Trump is a real man. Do you hear me? When he heard that shot, he grabbed his ear. He thought a wall stung him. He was shocked. He laid down.

Got up. I don't know if it was blood or ketchup. I don't know. I know somebody said it was ketchup, I know somebody said it was blood it was fragments from the glass I don't know I wouldn't know all I know is when Donald J. Trump stood up around his man he got his hand and said I'm okay that man 80 years old

y'all, for him to stand up and do all this and that, man y'all got to see that Donald J. Trump is a real troubadour if you ask me, so like I'm telling y'all listen to that? Man, y'all got to see that Donald J. Trump is a real troubadour If you ask me So like I'm telling y'all each and every day Just well If the president If the former president ain't safe

Damn it, ain't none of us safe Yeah! I told y'all, man This is big business in them politics And I don't speak politics I'm just having fun today With this shit right here, man Give me the comment section right now

Let me know Do you think this shit was real or do you think it was fake? Be honest. I don't know. But what I do know is, but what I really do know is, it's big business in this politics right here, man. Real talk, man. Democrats,

they don't like Republicans. Republicans don't like Democrats. And people getting their feelings behind politics. And I really honestly feel like, at the end of the day, this stuff is bigger than us. It's bigger than that. They want us all in and fighting over this and that. I'm not going to do it. I like who like me. I love who love me. And you should do the same. Now, somebody going to watch this show. Oh, man.

W. Tripple, man. This is Big Benny. This is going to affect us. Man, it ain't going to affect shit. Y'all worried about this and that. I'm down here in H-Town. Damn it, these folks need power. That's what they need to be worried about. People need power down here in H-Town. That's what the world needs to be worried about right now.

Cedar Point and the rest of these damn energy companies need to come together and start coming up with a better solution when storms hit. Now, we're going to have 90,000 storms in the world and we still can't seem to be prepared for one. People out here ain't had lights for a week and a half now. Sleep in their hotel room. They ain't got their money from FEMA yet. Their food stamps ain't hitting. Come on, man. It's turmoil going on right here in the city. I don't give a damn about what's going on in D.C. right now. But whoever becomes president, leave.

That's all. Leave us. Help us. All these students, loan debt, wipe that shit away. Wipe it away. You want us to go to school, but you want to keep us in debt. Don't make sense if you ask me. I'm a law-abiding citizen. I am an American.

Yes, I am. But I know with my own eyes, see, and I'm telling y'all just like this, this ain't got nothing to do with us black folks. Stay out of it. Stay your ass in the house, get some popcorn, sit down on the couch, and watch TV and let them do what they do. See, staying out of it. That's all I'm

saying. I'm staying out of this. This ain't got nothing to do with me. I ain't speaking on it. No damn. All I will say is. Abraham Lincoln rolling over in his mother in grave right now. JFK rolling over Marilyn Monroe right now. George Washington rolling over in his mother in grave right now.

Do you hear me? Them former presidents is embarrassed. They are disappointed in us in the U.S. right now how we're acting like kids. We're not acting like a dust. Man, you got some of the men who ever shot at Trump, trash. You had one motherfucking job and you didn't know it. What I want to know is how he get up there. Why nobody didn't see him? This the former president. You got to have security every mother

in the world. Y'all can't see him? Y'all couldn't find him? I bet if it was child support, they would have spotted him. I bet you that if it was child support, he wouldn't even make that damn phone. Got that man up there not only trying to shoot the former president, it's innocent people out there not only trying to shoot the former president,

it's innocent people out there. What if they would have got hit, man? All this got to come into consideration now, man. And I don't like it for us Americans. It make us look weak. To the other countries, we looking weak. Look at them damn fools shooting at one another. They going crazy behind there. Come on, man.

That ain't a good look for us. And I don't know if y'all know this, but politics divide us, man. I don't like it. You say one thing about Biden, oh, man, you ain't right. You say one thing about Trump, oh, man, dude, you ain't right. Man, let people have their opinions, man. It ain't gonna kill you.

Let people vote for whoever they wanna vote for. I don't care if you vote for Trump. I don't care if you vote for Biden. I don't care if you vote for Biden. I don't give a damn. Why? Because what you eat don't make me shit. That's all. What you eat don't make dub shit.

Vote for whoever you want to vote for. I allow what I want you to do. And when I have you come to the show, bring your ass out to the show and get a ticket to come watch Greatness. That's all I give a damn about. And I'm wanting the Cowboys to win. That's all. Super Bowl in the way.

Come here. Got them Cooper Bowls in the way. I'm letting you know that right now. Now, enough of that Donald Trump. Let's move on to another topic. Tyler Perry just came out with a movie called Divorce. Woo! Boy, these women loving it.

These women tuning in, watching this movie left and right. I'm talking about they beans watching it. But what happened? Megan Good was in the movie. And she rang into her old friend of hers, Michael Ealy. Now, I'm just speaking to the fellas right now on this one. Megan Good

bumped into her old friend, Michael Ealy, and Michael Ealy picked her up like this and swung her around in front of her new boyfriend. Now, let me just say this right now. I'm from the South. Ain't no motherfucking body

think I'll be picking my girl up. Nobody. It better be her father. And he better been in her life his whole motherfucking time she's been born. Otherwise, it's going to be some smoke in the city.

You better not pick my motherfucking girl up. You done lost your mind. Now, I know what the people going to say. Man, he already was on probate. I don't give a damn. I'm going to do a sentence. And she gets smiling.

Shit. She would have been getting her ass out of my house if she was staying with me. I bet you that. Man, you tripping. That Megan good. She ain't that goddamn good. That preacher left her. And everybody else she been with left her. She left over us, if you ask me.

And I don't eat leftovers no more. Shout out to you, man. Good. I love you. Still look good for your age. But I'm speaking facts. All them other girls didn't want you. So tell me something.

Something wrong with you. It might be something wrong with them too. But something wrong with you. That's what you fail to realize. Same way with Lala Anthony. Y'all running crazy, man, I want Lala Anthony. Come on, though, then. Something wrong with her. I always want what somebody else got. Stick with what they got. Man, if it's that, man, I have a chance. I'll leave my girl for that. Okay. You keep digging the grass, I'll wait green on I'll leave my girl for that. Okay. You keep taking the grass. I'll wait green on the other side.

That motherfucker artificial. Not a good woman. You better stick by her side. You better stick to her like you're real. Stick to her. Stop running out here and dibbing and dabbing and then messing up a good thing. Man, you better stay where you at. You better stick your ass where you at.

Yeah, it look good. Yeah, these women look good. They fine. They beautiful on her skin glowing. But it ain't nothing but problems over there. Nothing but yeast infections over there. Look at me. STDs over there.

Don't you pick your ass over there. That shit burn through some condoms. What you gonna talk about? I got it. But't you pick your ass over there. That shit burn through seven condoms. What you going to talk about? I want to at least show I got it. But now you're burning. Now you can't even when your pee hurt. You know what I'm saying? Now you got herpes, gonorrhea.

Now you got all this. Was it worth it? Hell no, it ain't. Keep it in your pants. That's all you need to do. Sometimes you need to miss shots. Like Bronnie Jane. 3, 4, 14. That ain't going to get it, Bronny.

You starting to make me look bad, fam? I'm still riding with you. Because I know basketball players can get in slumps when they can't make shots. I get it. And I talked about the last show. I want you to take more shots. And you did that. So I'm not going to condemn you, Bronny, like the world do. I'm still riding with you, Bronny. I know people in my DM right now, man, you know that. So I'm not going to condemn you, Brunny, like the world do. I'm still riding with you, Brunny.

I know people in my DM right now, man, you know that boy trash. No, I can't say it yet. Now, his performance the other day was trash. But as him, he ain't trash, y'all. Give him time. And let me say this because I don't want to be biased. And for the other men out there that's getting ridiculed, that ain't balling like they should be balling, and that's better than Brunny, I'm not going to trash y'all either. That's me. I'm going to keep

it 100 on this show. If you're 18 and 19 years old or even 20 years old, Bubba Dub won't trash you. I can't do it. To me, they're still kids to me. I'm in my mid-thirties. They're still children to me. I can't do it. Now, when you get 21, you grown. Jump from the side. You ain't grown till you're 21. That's the way I look at it. So when they get 21, that's when

I'm going to start getting on them. But until then, I'm going to kind of be leaning a little bit on them. I ain't going to be as hard on them like y'all want me to. I can't do it. I'm just saying that. Anthony Davis and LeBron Curry and all of them come out here three for four

trash. I can't wait to see it. And I know y'all can't either. But let's be patient with Brunny. I keep saying the boy had cardiac arrest. That's a serious, serious, serious thing, y'all. That's a serious thing, and y'all know that. So let's keep in mind, and I know we're not saying that because,

man, it wasn't before his dad and he wouldn't be here. Man, we know that, man. We know Bron got pulled, and I love it. If I had that kind of pull, I'd do it to him. Y'all would, too. But let you see how it play out. Now, he didn't have a good summer league. Okay. Let's see what he can do

during the training camp. He can need progress. I think he will. How y'all feeling right now about my trigger finger homie? John Morant back healthy. He got E.D. dying up. Y'all better watch out for them damn Memphis Grizzlies. Hey, y'all seen your guy. His stomach the size of E.D.

I ain't bullshitting you. Guy, he eating good. I'm a motherfucker these days. His head finally matching his body. Shit. God, he say, I'm feeling E.D., fam. I am. You in love with Angela Simmons, God?

I am Her shit dipped in Oreo I know y'all see Angela Simmons dipped in Oreo What the hell you thinking? Buddy, people come from so much money Man, they start doing all crazy shit Then I seen y'all with the gun purge Man, come on, Angela Come on, you got females and young females

And women looking up to you, and you running around here with a gun purse. Come on, baby. You better than that. You come from the 70s. Your daddy is Reverend Rowe. Pastor. DMC. A Deagle's Wine DMC. And that's what you putting out for the world to see?

Don't you got a son? You're already dating a gangster rapper. I am. Sometimes you got to be careful what you put into the universe, people. That's how sometimes you have to be careful what you put into the universe. Sometimes y'all going to respect people, but you want people to respect

you. When you do that, that ain't going to get it done. Hell no. You don't respect me, I ain't going to get it done. Hell no. You don't respect me. I ain't going to respect you. You like me. I like you. Simple as that. I don't give a damn what color you are. If you respect me, I'm going to respect you.

God being good to me. God being good to you. This weekend, I got a chance to go and kick it with Kevin Hart. Yeah, I got a chance to kick it with Kevin Hart, man. Let me tell y'all this story over the weekend because we family. I'm going to bring y'all in on something, man. Yeah, I got a chance to Kika with Kevin Hart, man. Let me tell y'all this story over the weekend because I'm family. I don't want to bring y'all in on something, man. I was able to go to Vegas and

go to Kevin's show, VIP backstage with him and his family, man. They welcomed me with open arms, man, for a guy to be this so big and this guy to be this status, the way the people view Kevin Hart, man. Only on my experience, he was totally different from what I was being, what I

have heard about him. We chopped it up. He told me come out, watch his show, critique his show, let him know what I think about his show and any questions that I have about my own we could talk. And the show that I seen this past weekend with Kevin Hart

was fire. I cannot lie. From start to end, it was fire. His storytelling has got way better. His delivery is way better. And what I learned, man, no matter how big you get, man, you still got to work. Man, worth $400, $450 million, but he's still working like he broke. And it made me evaluate myself and my career and what I'm doing.

And I'm like, yeah, I got to start applying more pressure. That's what I got to start doing. And that's what I'm doing right here. I'm applying pressure. I'm just a one-man mother and show over here. I ain't got no kind of point.

I ain't got no fine girl over here for y'all to look at. I ain't got no other athlete. I ain't got all that. I ain't play ball. I ain't got no kind of point. I ain't got no fine girl over here for y'all to look at. I ain't got no other athlete. I ain't got all that. I ain't play ball. I ain't shot the hoop. I ain't throw in the football. I ain't kick the football. I ain't boxing. I ain't nail athlete. But I'm a motherfucking entertainer comedian. That's

what I am. That's what I do best. That's what we do over here. I'm gonna talk shit. I'm gonna talk sports. We're gonna laugh. We're gonna cry. We're gonna keep it 100 on this Bubba Dub show. That's the only do over here. I'm going to talk shit. I'm going to talk sports. We're going to laugh. We're going to cry. We're going to keep it 100 on this bubble dub show. That's the only way I know how.

And the love I get out here, thank you. We're going to keep it rock and rolling on this bubble dub show. We're going to give it down by everybody here. I know sometimes y'all want to see some eye candy on. I'm going to bring it. I'm going to bring it. But right now, it's just me. People busy on vacation. They ain't got time, this and that. But that's why we got

to get the views up, get the numbers up. When we get them numbers up, hey, dude, hey, man, I want to be on the show. Shit, pull up. That's all. That shit go hand in hand, man. It go hand in hand with this stuff, man. But don't worry. The mother show,

I love them. But don't worry. The mother show, I love it. But this show right here ain't the one. You ain't can't get this no way. Everybody else be trying to be entertaining and funny. I'm just being natural. I'm just sitting right down here in this little

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Ain't nothing fake about me, man. I want y'all to know y'all can reach out. Y'all can talk to me, man. Y'all can talk to me. I ain't stand office, man. I'm a real one. Ain't too many people like me, man. I'm a real dude. Ain't nothing fake about me, man. I want y'all to know y'all can reach out. Y'all can talk to me, man. Y'all can talk to me. I ain't stand office, man. I'm a real one. There ain't too many people like me, man. If you hit me in my DM and I see it, I'm going to respond to you, man. As long as there ain't nothing crazy, this and that, I'm going to respond. Some of y'all might be going through something right now, man. And you might need somebody to talk to. Well, if you can reach me, hit me up. Let's talk. I ain't got no money. But if you need conversation,

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Share me with the world. Let the world that don't know about me, let's let them know what they missing. Nigga, they got the ESPN. They got the Fox now. Trash. I'm going to be the number one spot y'all want to come to and get sports from. Especially football season. I'm going to be the spot y spot y'all want to come to and get sports from especially football season

I'm going to be the spot y'all want to tune in Sunday morning and come and get this this is where you're going to want to be this is where you're going to want to tune in yeah you're going to be like man I've been rocking with Doug I've been rocking with fam y'all right we've been rocking with him

and now and now this past weekend I know y'all seen that boxing match NL? NL? This past weekend, I know y'all seen that boxing match. Boots Ennis knocked the Graham Crackers out of David Avonese. That's his name. David Avonese.

Now finally got the name right. David Avonese, Boots Ennis knocked the Graham Crackers out of him. I'm not lying. Now he did it. Broke his jaw. Now, he eating pancakes through a straw. Come here. Now, Boots Ennis, everybody saying you should fight Terrence Crawford next.

Be careful what you ask for. I know you're excited right now. I know you're a young man. You think you're 27. You're a young boy. I think you're 32 and 0, maybe 33 and 0. You're looking great. You're exciting. You're a young lion.

I say you're about a four-year-old lion. You're coming into your own, starting to get your manes. But that motherfucking bull crossing from Nebraska that got that bullet fragment in his head, he a 10-year-old, he a 10-year-old veteran line. Man, hang all the way down to his, under their feet. Do you sure you want that monster? He been bound tested. He a like Mufasa and Scar.

He been bound tested. Do you, are you sure you want it? I know you, you got your people in your ear, everybody around. Man, you need to fight crowd. Man, y'all better be quiet. I said the same shit. When I was over in Chicago, talking shit to her about her boyfriend. Man, if he ever come over here, man, I'll do whatever.

Man, I heard that Cardo slam. I looked through that peephole, seen that 6ix9ine monster. I went and jumped under the damn bed. Cut my phone off, because I didn't want my phone or phone call or ring or attachments come through, and you find out somebody else in there. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, huh? I was pillow-talking.

I was talking all kinds of crazy shit about what I do. But when I seen that man in real life, I didn't feel the same mother-fucking way. I'm being honest y'all. I know what y'all think. If things just don't do what happened.

I came up on to that bed and tied my shirt up in a knot like RuPaul and started twisting the body like, how you doing girl? See you later. That's how I acted. I'm not lying. I did what I had to do to survive. I was trying to see the naked thing. Now, I know what you want.

Do you and her still talk? Hell no. She put me in danger. I'm a goose. That was a damn coyote. Coyote eat gooses? Do you ever... Coyote eat gooses? See, hear me? Coyotes eat gooses.

So you got the UD common sense these days, man. Just like I see another day. Some dude was out there in the ocean in a kayak. How you say? One of them little kayaking thing. One of them small little boat fishing and a damn shark came through, bit the boat.

You need a bigger boat, fam. What the hell you out there in that small lad boat fishing for? That don't even make sense. Now when the damn shark bite the boat, stop all that damn hollering. Stop all that damn hollering. Making up all that noise. Fish can hear fam. That shark can hear. He can hear, but he can hear and he can feel the fear in your ass couldn't have been me i could have been in another big boat riding by and i see you screaming and all that i will pass your rabbit ass why don't bring the heat over you ain't got no benefit being out there in the

middle of that mother in the ocean no way that what them people, that's what them damn fish live at. That's what they do. Who y'all is after studying, dropping bait down, trying to fill a bite for. You gonna fill that motherfucker one day? You gonna jump in the water? Oh, this water feel great. Oh, my God. And all of a sudden, your head gone.

Then y'all screaming, oh, we can't do this. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it no more. Stay your ass out the water. Anything. You need to take your ass down to Florida and catch all them damn Burmese pythons that's running on around now and then, man.

Them damn snakes bigger than houses. That's the problem we got. Damn the ocean. Let the ocean be the ocean. Take care of this shit that's on land. Ain't no damn way them damn snakes bigger than houses. That's the problem we got. Damn the ocean. Let the ocean be the ocean. Take care of this shit that's on land. Ain't no damn way them damn snakes supposed to be that damn big, man. Frustrated, man. I'm frustrated. I know some of y'all are frustrated, too.

I'm really frustrated. And some of you hoes, I got to keep it 100, man. Some of you hoes ain't seen y'all kids since school got out. They been with your mama. They been with your boyfriend, mama. You been out here partying every weekend, going different places around the world. Got these men hanging you out balconies. Got your bunny twisted up sideways, drinking tequila, smoking hookahs.

Smoking hookahs. Ain't had time for your kids. None of them Now all of a sudden you need help with school clothes And school supplies Who never No go back down to where you were popping that ass for On them boats for them dudes

Ask them for the money Getting out of it too They ain't giving back no free school drive No they ain't Hell no You should have been working. No, you want to live your life. Bitch, you 49. But you want to live your life. You 49. You want to live your life. Stop it. Then you want to call and harass your boy, baby, daddy and them for money when they already engaged in money. Now you want more.

And you just a whore. We're backwards. We're living in a backwards-ass world, y'all. We're living in a backwards-ass world right now. And I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like them phone calls. You think you can hear me? No.

Call your dad. Call your mama, because she already hit me with them bad-ass kids. Kids 13, 14, can't read, can't tie their shoes right, disrespectful. I come over there, they don't know how to say yes sir to me. But you're not getting them for your birthday or Christmas or no school

clothes. Why? Because you're disrespectful. And then when he, when your little 13, 14-year-old son want to buck up to me, I'm putting hands on him. Yeah, I'm going to rough him up. I ain't going to hurt him. I'm going to rough him up. I'm going to let him know who's the man.

Now, I might not can do it to a real man, grown man. But a 13-year-old, 14-year-old, I'll give you a business. I'll give you a business. I'll put you in one of them headlines like Melvin had baby boy. Yeah. One for your mama. I'd have been in and took you out a long time ago. And you see what I see?

I see a little drip like having scared little B. That's what I see. Yeah. That's how I do 13 year old, 14 year old. I rough them up. I ain't going to hurt them. Because I don't want to stump that girl. Yeah.

But when it comes to a real man, fam, I ain't got nothing to do with that dog. Real talk, it's a misunderstanding. Bruh, I apologize from the bottom of my heart. We men, we can't be fighting one another, man. That's what I say to a real man. Because I can't fight. I ain't about that violent. Now, if I see that he's getting a little too hostile and like he really want to do something,

I got my fire on me. Yeah. Pow. Pow. No. You don't want to do something to me. Pow. Don't feel it, too.

The hell before you know it. Pow. On your ass. Crying. Yeah. I'm in my vehicle getting up. Pow. Pow.

But y'all say, duh, hell, Andy Hughes? I ain't come to play with y'all this Monday. I come to let y'all know what business. I come to let y'all know what's going on with Bernie James, what's going on with Trump, what's going on with Megan Good and Tyler Perry. Good movie, right, man? I'm here to spread the word.

And damn it, I'm going to spread it any way I can. That's what we do over here. Team USA, y'all better come home with that motherfucking goal. I know that. Ant-Man, you say you're the number one option? You better act like it. You motherfucking better act like it.

Shit, I'm all about winning. Sometimes you have to sacrifice some things in your life in order to win. I ain't always been winning. I ain't always been a good stand-up comedian. I had to work to get to that. I ain't always been good in the bedroom. I had to get 100 packs for that. I'm getting up in the 80s now, y'all.

I can't do the things I used to do in the bedroom. In my 20s, I can do it in all kinds of positions. In my mid-30s now, I can't do the things I used to do in the bedroom. In my 20s, I can do it in all kind of positions. In my mid-30s now, I can't do them kind of positions. I'm trying to catch a charley horse. Now, real men know what I'm saying. In your mid-30s and 40s and 50s, you can't move your body a certain way no more. You catch it, you lock up. You want to be locked up like

R. Kelly. You know I ain't lying. Got to slow your roll. Sometimes you got to tell them when you... Slow down. All that wiggling. Slow down. You're going to kill you. You know how you are. You got to slow your roll. Sometimes you got to tell them when you slow down. All that wiggling. Slow down. You're going to lose me. You're going to lose me. Slow down a little bit. We got all night.

We don't know well. Me and you, I'm here. I ain't got no job. Hold on. Sometimes you got to take it easy, y'all. Sometimes you got to take it easy, man. I know y'all be wanting to go out here, please these women, take them out to eat,

take them shopping, and do all these things for them, and at the end of the night, these women ain't trying to give you nothing, fam. They ain't. Now you looking mad, sad, driving home. I mean, we got to get that understanding before we go out you don't want to go out to eat you don't want to want to go

want to go shopping but guess what i'm gonna want to go in that bedroom afterwards so let's go on the sign this promissory note i whoever her name is i am willing to do anything and we'll do it Her name is I am willing to do anything and we'll do it if these things happen. So if I make them things happen, you're going to make something happen. Come here. There's going to be some bedrock in this mother. I think I'm burning rubble in here. Come here.

Y'all better stop playing with me. Now we got the Hell No segment coming up. Got the Trash of the Day segment coming up. So matter of fact, let's don't get into the Hell Nah segment, man. Let's go and get to it today. Somebody hit me up. Will you ever do powder? Hell no. I seen what it do with my homeboys.

I seen my homeboy have the nicest car, nicest house, had the nicest furniture. I seen my homeboy have the nicest car, nicest house, had the nicest furniture. Six months later, when he got on that powder, wasn't nothing in that mother fucker. I don't want no mother fucking powder.

You know what I'm saying? I don't want it. I don't. Man, that shit is dangerous, man. To each his own. I know people out there like to play what they know. Not me. It's destruction for me.

I'm going to stick to my little old Mary G. Warner. I'm going to stick to my little old Mary G. Warner because I got my card. Yeah, I'm medical. See, some of y'all ain't medical and y'all can't do it. But I'm medical. I ain't going to be able to do it. Somebody always ask me, dude, man, do you like sleeping on her mattress? Hell no.

That chick I used to stay with, man, had an earth mattress. Her kids didn't do no piss on that damn earth mattress. Earth mattress pisses down her mother. Now I don't want no mother in earth mattress. Can't sleep good. Crook in your neck. Back bad. Wake up mad at the world. Real talk. That's how you feel when you sleep on earth mattress. Wake up mad at the world. But I come from the earth mattress. I come

from that. Somebody out here watching this talk about sleeping on an earth mattress. It's going to get better. It's going to get better. It's going to get better. Hard times don't last forever. Hard people do. Don't never forget that, man. Somebody watching this show right now struggling,

but you're watching this show to get through it, to laugh. Yeah, I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. It's going to get better. I know you may not think so, but it's damn sure going to get better, man. It's all going to get better, I promise you.

Somebody asked me, do I like when kids are out of school? Somebody asked me, can I... What did the dude say? How did he ask me this shit? Do I like when the kids are home from school? Hell no.

I'm ready for these motherfuckers to go back to school right now. They gonna eat all my groceries up. This whole mother, this summer, they wake up hungry. Every 30 minutes, they hungry. So hell no, I don't like when my kids home from school. Hell no, I can't wait to school start back. I know some of y'all can't wait right now. These damn kids can eat.

They want a piece of hood. Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Raising cane. That's what they be want. Ow, that's hot. You better go in there. I feel like going in and cook something.

That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go in there and cook you a burger. Yeah, homemade from scratch. I'm going to go in there and cook you a burger. Yeah, homemade for scratch. I'm going to get in there and cook you one. When your ass ain't hungry then, I tell you that, you don't want what I'm

feeling cooked, your ass ain't hungry, you're going to starve. See, I come from, my parents were old school, man. If your ass didn't eat, your ass was going to starve. And I had one of them

parents who was, if your ass didn't eat, hell with your ass. You don't eat. You don't eat, go in was going to starve. And I had one of them parents who would, if your ass didn't eat, I'd whoop your ass. You don't eat. You don't eat, go in and get that bill. I'm going to put some on your ass. See, I come from that. See, these days you can't whoop these kids. Your ass going to jail. You know what I mean?

Whoop these kids these days. Now, and watch what happens. Your ass will go to jail. If you leave a mark, well, your ass going to jail. Real talk. So you got to be careful about how you discipline your children. I get it. It's your children. Your ass will go to jail. If you leave a mark, well, ass going to jail. Real talk. So you got to be careful about how you discipline your children. I get it. It's your children. You should be able to discipline the way you want to discipline, but you can't do it that no more in this world like that, man.

You can't even really scream. You can't scream. You can't even holler any day because you're going to hurt their feelings. These kids are softer than we were. Now I got hollered, got hit in the head, got everything in the world happened to me from my parents. It was abuse. But would I want them to go to jail about it?

Hell no. Now, would I do that to my kids? Hell no. But we come up in two different eras, man. See, you kids are a whole lot more smarter than we was, but they're a whole lot softer. You know what I'm saying? These days, person gets shot in the wrist, die.

Back in our day, people get shot, 50 got shot nine times, survive. You see my point? It's different times, different ways, different people. What we going through right now. Now, going to Dallas, I got to go up up there and I'm looking for you, Jerry. Damn right. What you waiting on, fam? Why y'all waiting on the Pace City land?

The other team, the other Super Bowl team, Kansas City Chiefs, they got their people. They, you know what I'm saying? They ready. They got the playbook. They meeting up down at Arthur's Brine BBQ up there in Kansas City They together

See real teams get together They don't just get together During training camp They get together before that That's what you got to be doing Right now Jerry Jones I don't know what you're waiting on man You ain't got that much long gone earth either

I'm just saying I ain't God I ain't calling you home I'm just saying Going by what you're saying You're saying you want a Super Bowl ring Before you go again But damn it You better it, you better hurry up.

You better hurry up. Well, since you know everything, I'm just speaking to Jerry Young. What do you recommend I do? Step down. Step your ass out the way. Let your son, Steven, run the show. Matter of fact, get somebody else in there. Hey, Steven can't run it either. Let somebody else get in there and run the show. Matter of fact, get somebody else to know. Hey, Stephen can't run it either.

Let somebody else get in there and run this show. Maybe me. I can evaluate. I want you to know right now, I was the supervisor at Popeye's. I could see a sorry motherfucker from a mile away. My own uncle coming. Now, nephew, I know I need a job. Won't you hire me?

Never. Are you sorry at home with big mama? Hell, you going to come in here and work. No. Not going to do it. Yeah, he put rumors out on me. Oh, man, boy, nephew ain't worth a damn, man. He won't even hire a family.

And ain't. Because you ain't going to do nothing but steal. You ain't going to want to work. You're going to want to talk back to me, disrespect me, and I can't have that in front of my other employees because I got to put fear in my employees. I got to let them know,

you come in late, bye. You come in late, bye. That's what I do. That's what I tell them. Yeah, I know life ain't fair. I know you're supposed to help family. I know, but something to tell you something. Some family members ain't shit.

I know some of y'all can relate to what I'm saying. Some family members ain't shit. And that's the truth. Real talk. Trans sugar day coming up and it ain't going to no other than that shooter who tried to shoot Trump. Trans! For trying to take the big homie out.

Trans! I don't like violence. I don't believe in violence. I know some of y'all watching. Come on dog man, you tripping man. No, no, no. I don't care if I like a person or I dislike a person. I don't wish harm on nobody.

And what that shoe will try to do is be trash. Look at how the world acted now. Trump's scared to come out of his house now. That's a golf plan, playing in vagina, motherfucker. Now he don't want to do this. Now he might want to play in vagina, but he damn sure won't go to the golf course no more because he knows somebody might be out there trying to take him out. That's all I'm saying.

Joe Biden can't eat his damn pudding no more. He's scared. Joe, who's your vice president? Dwayne Johnson. The Rock ain't no damn... You see what I'm saying? They got two of my homeboys, Biden my homeboy and Trump my homeboy. Both of them scared

right now, man. People out to get them. I don't like it. Hunter Biden on powder running around chasing these hoes. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. I could never want to be a president because they bring up everything in your past. All your skeletons. I can't do all that.

I can't do all that. I can't do all that. And I won't. I hope y'all enjoyed the day so much as I did because that Trump shit scared me, man. I'm like, man, if they trying to kill Trump, man, what you think they'll do to me? So I'm staying in my black rabbit ass in the house. My pastor come. You come to church? Nope.

I watch it on the couch. Hell, I watch church on the couch and my cash app ain't working. My cash app ain't working. They don't want me to come out there and be in danger. I don't want to be in danger.

I don't want to live in fear. America supposed to be a safe place. It ain't safe no more, y'all. It ain't safe for blacks. It ain't safe for whites. It ain't safe for Asians. All the people it's safe for now is Indians because they got their own land.

You know what I'm saying? They got their own reservation. You can't go out there fucking with them Indians. Them damn Indians own every casino in the world right now. They be way up the top smoking cigarettes. Them damn cigarettes don't ever can sing on the world right now. They be way up there top smoking cigarettes. Them damn cigarettes be there damn long. I know ain't lying. I'm telling y'all the truth.

Truth hurts. The truth hurts. But somebody got to beg to tell you. What's wrong with the world? The truth sounds like hate sometimes. What I do is not hate. It's the truth. My opinion. Y'all got y'all opinions what I do is not hate. It's the truth. My opinion. Y'all got y'all opinions.

I got my opinion. Don't make them right. I'm just telling you how I see things through my lens. That's all. I'm just telling you how I see things through my lens. Now, if you like this show, then you know what to do. Get in the comment section. Hit your ball.

Leave a comment. Share. Because that's what we do. Yeah. Like I told you, I'm going to be out in Pleasanton, California from the 26th through the 27th. I'm going to be at Tommy T's. Folks show. Two Fridays and two that Saturday.

That Sunday, I'm going to drive all the way up to Sac Time. Yeah, Sacramento. I'm going to be at the Ponce Line. Yeah, me and my homie Lance Woods. Yeah. Grab them tickets, y'all. Stop waiting. That's all I'm asking y'all to do.

If I'm coming to y'all's cities, man, go on and grab them tickets. I'm going to be in Shreveport, Louisiana. August 8th, we in 50 Cent. Cat Williams, Lavelle Crawford, Ron Davis, Gary Owens. Man, it's a star-studded event. You might want to pull up, especially my East Texas people. If you ain't never seen me, you might want to get out and come see

your boy. I'm not playing no games on that stage, y'all. I'm telling you. I'm like that. I'm it. I'm Hemanty. And so are the other people that's on the show as well, man. Come out and have a good time. I'm telling you, come out and have a good time. Enjoy yourself before the kids go back to school

because when the kids go back to school, it's time to lock in. When the kids go back to school, you and your girl can lean like you can't do it right now because they're at the crib. They know if they hear any little old squeak, they come running. They go to school, come here.

100-pack season, come here. I'm already stacked up on them. Hell, I got six-month supplies of 100-pack right now. Hell, I'm killing mine. I don't know about y'all, but I'm killing mine. I'm going down for it. Like a heavyweight

bow. Real talk. Thank y'all for watching this show. I'll see y'all when I see y'all for watching this show I'll see y'all when I see y'all