Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Sounds OFF on ISAIAH STEWART smh!!!! + LAKERS WIN AGAINST ROCKETS... LAKERS IN 5!!!

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Bubba Dub goes ALL THE WAY IN on Luka Doncic, Kanye West, and everybody in between in this WILD episode!From Luka for lookin’ like Babe Ruth on the court, to givin’ props to the Lakers’ bench for holdin’ it down Bubba got all the NBA smoke! He also got some real talk too… like why folks need to stop runnin’ from the police, put the crab legs down, and take care of their 10 kids (yeah, we talkin’ about YOU, cousin).Plus:Why LeBron is still runnin’ the league at 40The Kanye meltdown and why nobody’s holdin’ him accountableA comedy masterclass on fake friends, step-parenting, and grown folk businessSalty wigs, blue pill jokes, and wild adult humor don’t say we didn’t warn you!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Before you leave the car, always stop, look, lock. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council. Like I said, you know, just got through watching a wonderful game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Houston Rockets. I know some of y'all tired. I know some of y'all gotta work in the morning, but you still up with your boy. So before anything, go ahead and hit the like button. Go ahead and hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on. You know, I'm feeling real lovely over here. I'm feeling real lovely tonight. You see them damn legos. Before I even get into the game about what went on, even though we won, I'm happy that we won,

but I'm not liking what I'm seeing from Luca. Is it me, when Luca look like the size of Bay Roof? I'm being funny. That's a baby roof eating ass mother fucker over there. Look at him, he drink Thunderbird. Did y'all see the night? Three times, Luca Dungeon shot air balls. What the fuck going on with Luca? You got five, you got six foot one, bad fleet on you. You backing him down, you shoot a fade away, air ball.

That let me know you got a fucking hand go. You got a hand go, but y'all. See, all y'all gonna see is the wind. But what I'm seeing, I'm seeing a warning sign before destruction. Some ain't rocking with local, he holding his own. Niggas got a ring on them, nigga. You nasty. You ain't got anything wrong with local he holding his own nigga got a real worm nigga you nasty

you ain't got anything wrong with local you got a motherfucking real worm nasty ass i seen it i seen that mark on your own you filthy now Lakers won this game tonight basically off they bench Diggie Diggie Smith had 20 and Shamamore aka Gabe Bisson had 20. They won it off their bench. And like I keep telling y'all, the Los Angeles Lakers continue to get the most open shots they could ever have by Addy Luke. The Lakers shot 46 threes tonight. Now for me, that's too many goddamn threes they shooting.

Somebody need to come on in and take easier shots. But they took 46 threes tonight. Now for me, that's two mega goddamn threes. They shooting somebody nigga come on in and take easier shots but they took 46 three. Bruh, you looking your motherfucking nays fam. As you should though, you coming off a groin injury, I don't think you had a groin injury. I think you had parvo. Y'all think you had parvo and I think you need a motherfucking shot and I think you went and got a shot and I think you winning got a shot too Just make personally go the brother 40 years old He ain't running up and down the court like he used to I fully so all the time But he's still LeBron James tonight had two great blocks in the end that we need it, but

Local you're 25 years old out dawg. You're looking windy. Now, last week I was praising you, and in the first quarter, I ain't gonna lie, the first quarter of this game, y'all saw it. Luca was playing defense. If Luca gonna play defense, he did it coming home. That's all I'm saying. If Luca gonna get down there and get past the flexers, get steals, goddammit, he did it coming home, y'all.

Don't argue with me, he can argue with your damn mama. I'm just telling him about what I seen. Like, Rock is a good young teen, coached by your doko. Jalen Green was on the bench most of the four quarter painting his motherfucking nails. That's what he was doing. He didn't really do nothing. But that Jabari, uh, what was it? Park? was it Park not Parker I can't think his name right now might be Smith yeah Jabari Smith and Thompson that young guy hey got some Dylan Brooks trash he just tough for nothing Ain't no yellow thug motherfuckers both. They can just kick the y'all in the wind. Ain't no yellow thug motherfuckers in that Matt Bowens. That's it.

Shit. But I'm loving what I'm seeing from L.A. right now. Oh yeah. Lake was back putting fur in people's hearts now. Back in L.A. God damn it. And I'm loving what I'm seeing from them. But Luca got the play better. I don't like you shooting air balls,

you steady complaining when you don't get a foul, you don't get back down on defense, and goddamn it, you're giving up open points. Like, come on, JJ Reggie, it gotta be some film study going on of y'all sitting down with the 25-year-old Luka, letting, AKA, Bayru, letting them know. Motherfuckers, shit, you crying.

You not gonna keep hands. They not gonna call every call. They miss some calls at night on the Rockets, I seen. They miss some calls on the Lakers. That's cool, refs ain't gonna see every motherfucking thing. But at the end of the day, you got to keep playing ball, man. I love Luka, but he cry too motherfucking much for me, man. And he overweight. I ain't told y' much for me, man, and he overweight.

I ain't told y'all. Y'all took the snickers away, but you still giving them baby roof. I don't, me personally, I don't get it. I don't. But that's just what's going on right now. Uh, all our picket school. I know y'all seen that rapper that Lugal got killed running from the police. When we gonna stop motherfucking money You you niggas go to jail everything when you niggas don't stop running and stop dying god damn it and just just go to jail That man should still be living right now

We don't know what happened police say they ain't touching other people saying they did we don't know I'm Tom she gonna reveal it but at the end of the day stop running from the motherfucking law dog makes no sense to me you know they want to do a thing anyway, you can make it a job Take us in the law get behind I'm not running I'm going to But maybe my cousin's wearing a nice toe and did one with the green when me my cousin went to this door And he robbed that man When the police came I didn't run and hide god God damn it, I went and told them where he was.

Damn coward. My cousin was a coward because he ran. I didn't run. I stood right there. Freeze. I told. When they got to ask me who was the other suspect, he ain't no suspect. That's my fam. We grew up together.

Same mama, my mama and mama's sisters. He got the same blood running through my motherfucking blood. I can take you where mama stay, I can take you where baby mama stay, I can take you where daddy stay. God damn, I can show you everything about my son. Yes, I was with him, but I didn't know what he was doing. I was coming to get a cigar so I could smoke, you know what I'm saying? That's what I was doing. But I told him just chill out.

You know what I'm saying? Gone take me downtown for about an hour or two on the way. She you know stopped by raising cane and like two or three in the morning he gonna show back up a bitch baby mama crib and it worked. Everything I said, god damn it came to foosh. So when they brought my cousin leg on in jail like about around 3, I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

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like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like not sticking no way, ain't no we. I already told them you the mastermind and you done robbed these three, four more other stores that they ain't know about. I had to tell them. Me, what the fuck, I got to work tomorrow. I can't be in jail. I can't do it. Just telling y'all what's going on in the world.

Stop running from the motherfucking cops. RIP the big boogie sister I seen. Her boyfriend was driving. High-speed chase, running from the cops. For the rest of the world. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm Just telling y'all what's going on in the world, stop running from the motherfucking cops.

RIP to big boogie sis I seen, her boyfriend was driving, high speed chase, running from the cops, flipped over and killed her. God damn it, sometime man, you just gotta take your losses, bro. You just gotta take your losses sometime, man, and be done with it, man. Man, it's just sad out here, man. It's crazy, man. And I get it, man. It's crazy, man. And I get it, man. People be scared, man.

They're going to be wanting to go to jail. But man, stop fucking up. If you don't want to go to jail, stop fucking up. That's that simple. Stop fucking up. And I don't know what Trump done done to Social Security. I don't know what Trump done done to self-security. I don't know but he didn't rub my grandma the wrong way. My grandma uh uh out here trapping. Do you hear me? My grandma was at the Dyes game selling devil eggs.

Oh what you got the Dyes game? Selling The devil ain't selling communion plates. Selling body of Christ brownies. Them damn brownies got weed all over them. Man, I don't know. But something going on for my grandmother, dude. She gone went from the front piece to the damn trap in the shit. Hans Hopper, any money you got hold on to it, don't you spend a goddamn thing. I know you want to go get them new J's, fuck them. We weren't open to sounders during the summer. We ain't wearing Jordans, we ain't wearing all whites,

we ain't wearing none of that designer shit, we weren't the sounders that was in the box. Going down to the planet fitness tomorrow and goddamn, I'm starved working out. I'm supposed to get physically fit on y'all. I'm supposed to get physically fit on y'all. I'm supposed to get physically fit on y'all. that was in the box. Going down to the planet finish tomorrow and goddamn it start working out. I'm supposed to get physically fit on y'all niggas. Eat nothing but salmon too. Salmon and steamed broccoli. Come here.

We gotta eat right. We're not 30, you're 35 or something. Goddamn it, you need to start eating right. Telling you now. Somebody damn near die. Hey, fuck around and get your leg cut off. 35, one leg. Die big, don't want to take.

God damn it, keep it up. You being that great, yo. Baby, I just drink it. Pour it and like that, come on, dawg. That ain't the business no more in 2025. 2025, we taking care of ourselves. Because we dropping like flies. Do you understand that? We are dropping like flies.

Why? We ain't helping. We look good. We got, you know, we showing the money, showing the diamonds, showing all that, kidding it, terrible. Do you hear me? Kidding it, terrible. Hot, terrible.

What we gonna do about it? Wait a minute, we gonna start taking care care of ourselves. Kanye lost his motherfucking mind dressed up like one of them goddamn black clans. What the fuck going on with Ye? Now do I think he crazy? No, I think that motherfucker is very conscious to what's going on. Kanye done seen some shit. Kanye done seen some shit. And them Calabasas Mountains up there in LA only God know. Kanye done seen some shit And them Calabasas mountains up there in LA only God know Kanye done seen some shit and he a suspirin' some shit too And he tryin' to run from me

You can't run from this shit nigga You want that billion dollar goddamn it Now you got to deal with them billion dollar nightmares nigga There you go Kim Everybody in the goddamn industry had Kim Kondae But nooo, you want to marry. Everybody in the goddamn industry had Kim called that. But no, you wanted to marry a nipple, so blame your damn self. Don't come crossin' first.

I ain't really gonna have kids, but I ain't gonna have kids. You ain't worth no callin' them, no. You ain't worth no callin' them, bitch, no. Now, do I think you crazy? No, I think you very intelligent, bro, but I think you look a bit out of touch. What's going on? Like the shit you saying about the kids and that shit ain't cool, bro. Now for what the industry doing to your kids, I get it.

But that's the baby mama you had kids, Bob, bro. So if you're gonna get mad at anybody, you gotta get mad at yourself dawg. Like I know y'all seen that shit with Ye and DJ Akademis, that dude went on the tie rag. I thought the shit was funny as hell, but you know it seemed like he don't want to blame him. He just wanted to put the blame off on everybody else and that ain't the case. You gotta take account, accountability for some of the shit you did to yay

You lay down with him bro that John Legend shit was classic. I get it nigga 95 degree wearing swuggers and barbado who do that? He right though John Legend We wouldn't even know who you were if he ain't put you on fam Real talk push it push it to you a beast till you got a good me Push it, push it till you were finished. Till you got what good mean, you a do. You forgot Kanye gave you that gym about Drake, Cab, and the Sun. That's what niggas will do to you too. Jay put them niggas on.

Put them on. Niggas didn't know who they was. Put them on. And they spit in your face. Now yeah, everybody ain't... Can't... Can't take up for what the shit. Now, yeah, everybody ain't can't take up for what the shit you saying, bro, about these Jews. And you got to stop all that now. I understand where you're coming from.

I get it. But you in the bed, what? I don't get it. You're talking about them, but you ain't been to them. You're baby mama. Come here. Bees bloom! Yeah baby mama! Come here!

Now damn it, we gonna talk about it and we gonna keep it 100 on this show and what's going on. We know who run the work. And you think you got what you got, yeah? They gave you all that. Now you think you gonna talk shit to these white mother shit? Goddamn white boy going crazy up there now, they right now. They wanna do something to you, but we more conscious now.

They know we'll be on their ass like back pockets if something happen to Kanye. Cause we know they done it. Otherwise, Kanye have been handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All this kindred, leave kindred alone. Now you're a good beat making motherfucker, but you can't out rap with K.I. Boy. And that's on the dead homies. That's all I'm saying, you can't out rap. That's all I'm saying. You cannot rap. Goddamn, Jay-Z gonna help you become a metal star.

Now you don't like camera face, Jay-Z, no? That's how people do you, man. Spit in your face. Yep. And one time somebody tell you, you know you want to spit in their face. That ain't what we doing. y'all feeling tonight though, man I'm good on fresh out tour had amazing weekend had three shows this weekend. We was in greenville, South Carolina Man, we were lit. We was in greensboro, North Carolina last night. We was in charlotte, North Carolina Man with number love last night, man. I swear to god man. I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on a ride right now

Yeah, I'm on a journey and it feels good. So I got to talk to people who who coming out and supporting us Man, it feels great. But uh, I'm going through some things I'm I want to talk to you all about tonight My cousin and my cousin done had his 10th child. He talking about let's celebrate. Motherfucker, you need an intervention. Nobody celebrate no motherfucking tenth child, nigga. He don't have problem with you. You think my family pulling out on me? Driveways, he damn sure ain't pulling out on me. Hear me?

Lift. Ten children, shit. Talk about a baby of baby sour little you need a job there I'm Keep helping you How about the car? I don't know your name. I know you don't know I Don't understand why they keep having kids by you fan. You can't read right don't look at my book But you said game ain't fine, gotta be. Cause I also see what they spend your dog.

Thinks. And you want to sell it? Shit. Hell nah, what y'all, how y'all feel about that? Nigga got ten kids, man. Dude, thirty years old, 10 kids. 10. 10 of these motherf**kers.

And he's happy. You can't get rid of the thing yourself, n***a. You can barely beat yourself. Stop bringing kids into this world if you ain't gonna take care of them, man. That shit ain't cute. That shit ugly. Hey, that shit don't cute. That's it Hey, I said don't impress me. I got two kids

Please oh, I got a legacy. Look you got a you team. That's what you got. You ain't got no damn legacy You got a you team But world is backwards now what World is backwards. So to the people out there, man, you got good people around you, man. Stay around them good folks. There's some bad-spirit-ass people in this world that gonna smile in your face, but the whole time they wanna take your place. Backstabbers.

Backstabbers. They smile in your place, backstabbers. Backstabbers, they smile in your face. Oh Lord, they wanna take your place, backstabbers. I'm telling you now, it could be somebody you really love. Do anything you in the world for, are stabbing you in your damn back. Do you hear what I'm telling you?

You can't trust nobody these days, baby. I don't trust nobody as far as I can go. And I ain't very motherfucking strong either. You say you never give in to a meltdown. And never fill your feed with kid photos. You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it and never let them run wild through the grocery store. So when you say you'd never let them get into a car

without you there, no, it can happen. One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out. Never happens. Before you leave the car, always stop, look, lock. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention.

This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious somebody violated the FBI and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the god-damnedest love story

you've ever heard. I picked up the phone and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin.

This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I speak with California Governor Gavin Newsom. I watch Fox. I pay attention to Newsmax, One American News. I don't turn my back to the critics, but there is a sort of California derangement syndrome out there that is just sort of ridiculous. This notion that this is the only state that has challenges. It's just comedic, but it's damaging. We record-breaking tourism last year. We have a surplus again. We have a state with population growing again. You wouldn't know that. That's not prevalent. It's not part of the discussion.

It's been engulfed by the fires. It's been engulfed in the fires. It's a failed state, California. But for me, it's a pride for me, again, as a guy who lives here, who cares about the state, is to make a case anew for it. And I'm a little clintony about it. There's nothing wrong with it. It can't be fixed by what's right with it. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. He was nickel, he the greatest. Do you hear me, when they on the road? We ain't know that,

don't probably know smoking on the plane, shit. Bruh, I want up. Yeah. Bruh, he put that motherfucking durag on his head, pull that motherfucking Louis Vuitton, suitcase out, ain't nothing but the best dream in the world. Do you hear me? He get the break and the motherfuckers dying.

Braun got the Apple headphones on, he jamming Jay-Z. Braun rolling in the motherfuckers. Buying them up, giving them to Luca. Luca getting high, getting them motherfuckers. Luca on that motherfucker eating fully pellets. That's why he got all these pellets. Luca on the train eating fully pellets. That's why he got all these god damn things. Luca on the train eating fully pellets. Twinkies.

Oh, they giving that white boy everything he motherfucking want. That's what's wrong with Luca. He's fat. Y'all don't want to goddamn say it. I say it. He's fat. Overwishin'. Out of breath, first quarter, nine minutes left. He's sweatin' like a mothafuckin' pig. Don't y'all saw it?

If you got 4K TV, you see the boy sweatin' like a... Three minutes went by, he's sweatin', hands on his head. Boy got fatigued. You been on the lake or goddamn too much Just telling y'all what I see I don't know what y'all see I'm just telling y'all what I see Jackson Hayes Then do a motherfucking thing tonight on the court 27 minutes three minutes ain't gonna fucking get it 27 minutes and you got three points

You guys to go I Don't like me to y'all I don't I don't like me to y'all I don't like this shit at all We gots to get better as a team. We have to grow every night. You're not gonna shoot the ball We understand that but you can but you can but what you can do as a defense is show effort We undersized JJ ready love playing a dingy dingy Smith when he likes to take Jackson Hayes out We smart, but we can killed in the inside man

You know saying we lose if not man kind of rung over getting help Like we can't have it in the playoffs So I don't really know what Rob Pelinka is just waiting on about going to get a big man. I don't, I don't get it, bro. Go and get Javel McGee. I'm not saying he gonna come in here and be Dinger's Rodman and all that shit,

but it will change how teams play us. That's all I'm saying, man. But Luka, gots to lose weight. That is key. That is motherfucking key to the lake of success. This season is Luka health. Holding this on, all I seen was a ringworm. I think he embarrassed to the world

that he got a ringworm, but did y'all see what I saw? I saw our bench tonight, for the people who just not tuning in to the show. Our bench had like what, 46, 48 points? That the reason why we beat the Houston Rockets tonight, the bench. Then it finished with and Shamar Moore, which is Gabe Vincent. That the reason why we won. The Starlers didn't really do nothing. The Brawn didn't have a good shooting night. Luke O'Deften didn't have a good shooting night. night really need to meet me the guy down spit knocked out his mouth

all of open shots he missed tonight they don't make no damn sense so the Lakers really should have lost this game but they didn't so we're gonna take this win I'm always gonna take a W but the Lakers got to play better they got they got to better, which I think they will. I think J.J. will take them back, sit down, watch some film, and you know, the little details, small little things, they'll go over that and handle that. But overall, I'll take that victory. All the Houston Rockets, I know the last day or two, y'all switching over to the Detroit Pistons and the Minnesota Timberwolves, y'all seen that little bra they had, the altercation they had.

Everything started with that white boy. Let's keep you motherfucking 100. The white boy started. But what I don't understand is Isaiah Stewart, why you feel like you got to get in every motherfucking altercation that he has done. Sometimes you just get followed by a nigga. I'm sick. Get into a nigga. My homeboy in a tour with a nigger.

My homeboy come over and take the conversation over. I just act like a god damn witch. It ain't my business no more. So if my homeboy get knocked out, he got knocked out. I'm not getting in that. Sometimes we got to mind our motherfucking business. And I know it's basketball. That's my brother. Yeah, yeah, getting in that. Sometimes we got to mind our motherfucking business. And I know it's basketball. That's my brother.

Yeah, yeah, fuck all that. I'm not thinking of losing $152,000 behind you, nigga. I ain't thinking of being able to do it. So I'm not thinking of running to act like I'm macho man and get fined and suspended. I'm not doing it. No. We here to play ball, nigga, we ain't here to box!

So many times, I just, see I already got to spend the six, what, six times in this career? Bro. Bro. It's a blessing to be in the NBA, bro. Know how many people want to be in the NBA, you think? It's a blessing, man. Don't let them people trick you out your spot. You got a reputation now. That's why they treating you the way they treat you. You gotta fall back bro. Yeah don't let these people trick you out your spot man.

Talking about banning you and all that shit. That's just your reputation. Next time you're on the court, some shit break out, you walk the other way. You ain't got to run and stick your hand in your nose and everybody motherfucking business. We know that now. Kids know that. Why you don't know that? Makes no damn sense.

How y'all feel about that situation? Do y'all feel like the NBA Hound will be right or Azalea Stewart got a bad reputation y'all talking to me Yeah, Dwight got there, but I don't I don't I don't know if they gonna bring Dwight back to the Lakers or not, bro Honestly, go man. Oh, you know Dwight been on his podcast and shit He been talking little shit about the Lakers and you know, youight been on his podcast and shit. He been talking a little shit about the Lakers. And you know, you talking shit about Braun. You know, he ain't feeling that. So I think Dwight might have played his self out of getting back to the Lakers, but Javel

McGee most definitely can be a person of interest that the Lakers should pick up. But Jackson Hayes ain't it. I mean, I like him some games he might have 20 points if him and Luke hook up on the alley hoops with LNA he played 20 what 20 something minutes tonight two or three points that ain't gonna get it. No no Lakers gonna be tired in the playoffs or Dublin and no they gotta make something happen no No shit don't like no, no Yeah, you got to protect your teammates bro, but it to a certain extent this shit is costing you though That's what y'all fail to realize is the is them teammates gonna kick him his money back

You got to understand these basketball player these niggas spin and spin and spin and spin and spin in my four years That's why y' hate them niggas be broke You gonna thank them two or three hundred thousand dollar ass up you a motherfucking liar You ain't got to always have big beat up for your motherfucking teammate Hell no, nigga. You got to beat up for yourself Man, I'm back when I'm dead for being about myself. Well well got David you gonna be here by yourself on this court, nigga I thought she but I ain't giving it up shit. I Talk shit to one of you niggas right now. Don't mean I'm gonna fight. Hell no

But you best believe if you stand right there, what do we hit and we all again? We What do we hit and we are again? We're we're we're we come Are you you bet the miles coming they gonna come and see what's going on and you best believe I'm gonna tell them Motherfuckers training fighting training with my ass training to kill me training to do do harm to me, sir Are you afraid for your life? Absolutely He meant he told me he was gonna kick my ass. I know he meant it. I know he meant it. That's me That's what I'm gonna tell the police officer You ain't gonna hear me telling them that though, but that's where I'm gonna be off to the side

Telling my side of the story now when I come back over there. I'm telling you it's all good, bro Just a mistake. I'm lying like a momma You know police I know how they roll they gonna come over there and talk to you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, we got this. Um Put your hands up for me. God damn it. That's my favorite part when they tell you put your hands up Spread your legs She's going that check your hands up, spread your legs. What you doing there, J-Hope? You go. I don't give a damn about them other people telling me,

Dub, you wrong, maybe, you next. I'm going home. I don't know about y'all, but I'm going home. I don't hang with people who start shit. I don't hang with drunks. who start shit. I don't hang with drunks. I don't hang with people who who like to gamble on the diet.

I don't. I'm going home. That's the motto. I'm going home. That should be your motto. I'm going home. You see a lot of time, you see shit jumping off. And what you just where you get like Isaiah Stewart, you want to be in the mix and get shot through. I see shit. I'm in the spot chilling. I see some niggas bouncing around. I'm telling my people that it's just the fuck on up out of here.

Man, what's going on with all these hoes? You fuck them hoes, nigga. We fuck around, won't be here no more. Fuck the hoes, and we're going to get up out of here now. Y'all be thinking with the wrong here He must be assholes on one shit in life Yes, she's there. She broke though Hey, you know, look at the bitch edges

That's all I'm saying Sometime God puts stuff in our view and we don't pay attention cuz we blinded by the pretty face. We blinded by the ass But we realize this bitch touching rules. We ain't got no car So the say gotta be trash This ain't no What's the trash telling you now? Experience don't have to be the best teacher y'all keep telling y'all that Let me women fool y'all me

Pay attention ladies that let me niggas fool y'all by the tiny niggas beyond her Capping that all this money that be the motherfucking clothes money. No niggas. Oh Got you fooled though Yeah, don't count this up for me boo. They ain't that nigga money That did a homeboy on his motherfucking Nick right now hunting him down fucking look old 15 20 hours Gotta pay attention ladies Gotta pay attention, ladies. Get you a man who got a real check coming in. A real check coming in, man.

Somebody that's gonna be able to help take care of you and your kids if you got kids, man. Fellas, you get with a chick, and she got kids, that's a bundle. You understand? So if you get with a chick and she got kids, you ain't just gotta rock with her, you gotta rock with the kids too, bro. Regardless if they child-father in their life or not, you gotta do your job, bro. And treat that child as if it's your child, man.

I know a lot of dudes get in a relationship, kids ain't there and they mistreat the step-kids. That's bullshit, bro. We ain't mistreating nobody motherfucking kids, man. We gonna treat them kids with love and respect just like they were ours. That's what we doing now. If my real kids got joints, my step kids don't have motherfucking joints. That's just what it is.

Now we ain't gonna mistreat nobody else child cause I wouldn't want nobody mistreating my motherfucking child, man. But some of you hoe ass niggas do that. That's why you hoe ass knuckles. You ain't gonna never be shit. You ain't gonna never mount to shit. That's how you treating other folk kids. Kids can't be laying over this hoe and goddamn mistreating her babies. What we do that at? No. What will we do that at?

No Watching this so then you know, it's being presented by prize picks go ahead and download the number one sports fantasy App in the game right now. Um, you know, you're just picking your favorite players more or less older You're picking your favorite player more or less over gone prize speak and on where you gonna win if you don't play I Keep telling you that only way you gonna win if you don't I keep telling you that the only way you gonna win if you gonna play I won what six I won six or eight dollars a night I'm feeling good yeah tomorrow I'm eating fried salmon I mean who will be eating fried salmon talk to me on real man that's what I've been eating lately I either been eating grilled salmon fried salmon changing my diet up a little bit. I'm eating broccoli.

You know what I'm saying, man? I'm eating rice. I'm just trying to change my eating habits because I got a little belly. You know what I'm talking about? I'm just trying to slim down, eat right, drinking more water. I drunk water today. I feel good. I drunk some water, man.

So I ain't just preaching that health shit to y'all. I'm really trying to do it myself as well. But who be on that fried salmon though? Talk to me. Dwight of Hall of Famer. Dwight is definitely a Hall of Famer, but I think his playing days is over. Somebody say, that's them hoes.

First of all, man, you can say me knocking down the hoes, man. And they got kids and you staying with them. That's what I'm saying. If you're fucking with them and not staying with them, that's one thing. But if you kicking it with a chick and she got kids, bro, real men gonna step up to the plate and take care of the whole family. That's just what we do. That's just what we do.

Get that fish thing. Somebody say baked salmon is better, because I can't put them back in the basher while I get some niggas. I ain't knocking that now. I ain't saying why you trying to get what you get. You know, had the kids in the other room. I ain't saying all that. I'm saying if you kicking it with this woman, man, kicking it with this woman, man, You kicking it with this woman, man.

Her and her kids is a package, bro. I guess that's how it go. Yeah, y'all know what I'm saying? You gotta take them to the movies, gotta take them to the park. You gotta spend time with these kids, man. Try to get a gallon. Yeah, I do definitely need to drink a gallon of water. Make them work.

Tristan Thompson, y'all think he a bigger, bigger? I don't know, man. Tristan Thompson got that'all think he a bigger bigger. I don't know man Tristan Thompson got that damn Kardashian blood I Don't know about Tristan Thompson, man Yeah, yeah, I know some of the kids do be saying that you ain't my daddy but that's when you thump them When you thump them right on this motherfucking ear a little niggas might not be your real daddy nigga, but I'm here now Yeah, I mean your mama guts now

Oh, I know you heard a moan you know, yeah, and it went from the meat it was me pinching them on baby. Come here My girl ain't got no word about nobody finding no vein for her She want to draw blood cuz I'm pinching them motherfucking arms during six She ain't gonna feel this meat, but she gonna feel this pinch. Come here Yes, sir. Come here body rocking up in the bedroom. I'll be getting off on the earth mattress. Yeah Oh, I told my baby she got the little weight. Yeah Our metric a hole all this she Real tough, baby. You got a little belly.

Yeah, I got to move it to the side every now and then to get up and then get it. Shit, I don't mind. She a little embarrassed. I ain't. She like to cut the lights out. Leave them on. Yeah, leave them on, baby.

I don't give a damn about no other man like you. It's all about me. I like you. I like what I'm seeing from you Yeah, come here But what you gotta do sometime with your girl? Hey, God will work sometime fellas. Yeah, I motherfuckers ain't been romantic and I need to hot what Y'all ain't romantic no motherfucking mo I know she don't look like she I know your girl don't look like she used to look no more. I get it, we grow old, we gain weight as we get older,

but the love should still be out of the fire, should still be burning in you. You should still be wanting to go to the gas station and get them 100 packs of no little old Rhino. You should be wanting to fuck the wig off this whole head. Cause no, no, I'm saying, I know I got some old school's on her right now. No disrespect for some of y'all old lady wearing wigs. We know that. I'm saying you ain't gotta get mad at these young hoes wearing wigs. It's all good. But goddamn it, you gotta be wanting to knock the dust off that goddamn wig for. That's all I'm saying. Baby, look, mate. Come here.

Yeah, oh, you out back sometimes barbecuing with the bitch boy, drinking? She looking at you over with her girl, looking at her. Now she knowing you ain't better get hard like you used to. That's when you ask the question to your boys. Hey man, what some shit I think that you gonna keep me hard? Shit, Charles, I got this blue pill. I been hearing about it do it work. Man. Take this goddamn pill right here by the hour

I think you go on down to well Y'all so Old-fashioned and all that shit and kill no spice your relationship up this whole take out on the ride Take it down on the back road, and have sex in the car. Do whatever you gotta do, man. Mind is a terrible thing to waste these days, man. My mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Stay young, mind it. Don't do young dumb shit, but stay young, mind it. Little long time, man. I'm telling you from an old man, told me his perspective, man. Real tall. Talked to this guy who was like 95 years old. He said that was his myth. Even though he was getting older, he wasn't doing the older shit that make him feel like

he was going into retirement or nursing home. He just kept working as if he was just a young man. And that's what we got to do sometimes. Sometimes we lose sight of the small things in life. Sometimes we lose sight of the things that we have instead of the things that we want. And that gets the nature of life. We all want more.

We all want certain things. But let's not lose sight of the small things. And that is, we're alive right now. We're alive, so we win. Some of y'all been job hunting, still ain't got a job yet. It's okay. You're still alive though. You got another day to keep grinding.

You got another day to keep working. As long as you don't lose sight of what's the bigger picture. That's being, continue to lean on God. Your faith should never waver no matter what you going through. I don't care how tough it is and I know shit get tough. And I know shit get tough. Your faith should never waver. I always talk about this.

I tell this story to keep me humble and Remind me where I come from but growing up man. I don't know. I'm not the only one. I know I know every time I know a lot of people said live celebrities. Yeah, I always said they struggle like I'm be lying, bro I'm have silver spoon like I'm with middle class kids growing up Not gonna folks be lying. They just say it just to make people just try to make their story seem great. But folks be lying. But ain't no cap in my step. Bro, I remember growing up, bro, every time it would rain, it would rain in our house. Like real talk.

We have pots and pans in the kitchen and shit. So when it rain, you know, it'll fall in them buckets and pots. That's just real talk. That's just where I come from. And I embrace it. I don't, I ain't nothing to be embarrassed about Yeah, so just just where I come from And at the time back then my family didn't have the money to fix the roof or none of that

You know, I come from a family. We just gonna patch it up and That's where I come from But um, everybody's story is different Um My you just gotta stay focused stay focused, uh And put the work in I always say this faithful guy works is dead. Um, I remember my phone wouldn't ring y'all I remember my phone wouldn't ring y'all Now you're jumping like Vince Carl got a slam dunk contest like I'm just telling you the truth

It can't happen and it can't be you Don't ever think it can't be you one day you you might be down now, but Next day or two you could be up majorly So I always treat people with respect man. I know sometimes people get out of line, you gotta discipline, I respect that. But for me, it's talking about being a good person or at heart, not trying to get over on nobody, and this and that.

That's what I'm talking about, man, not being greedy. There's a lot of greedy people out here, man. People about let you borrow five dollars, but they want 30 back. I think that's bullshit, personally. If I give you $5, just give me five back. I ain't no extras. That ain't how I am. But everybody different.

But I feel like you just got to stay focused in this world because there's a lot of distractions out here from drugs to women to men if you into men. Like it's a lot of distractions for a lot of people. But stay grounded, stay focused. If you can't watch this show sometime, man, you can only listen to it go to Apple podcast or Spotify type in the bubble dub show And give me a listen man, you know, I'm gonna talk sports. I'm gonna talk real life I'm gonna spit the Bible. I do it all that gets what we do over here

Check out to my people in the chat. Say I be I see you boy Okay, and chaos you damn right you can do it. I don't know if y'all know who, if I got some day one followers on here or not, but you know, it's like my seven year doing skits and this and that. And like I say, where I'm from, bro, nobody believed, nobody, cause they ain't never seen nothing like this

on what I was doing. I say I was kind of hitting my time, my time where I was from. They can see it. But the motherfuckers see it now. That's the beauty in it all. It's not for me to put nothing in their face or brag. I don't care about none of this shit. Let me go on tomorrow.

But it's the journey. I had to go through certain shit. That would make it feel so special. I had to really go through, I had to go through certain shit. That would make it feel so special. I had to really go through, I had to really grind, I had to really bump into these certain kind of people and deal with their bullshitting, bump into these certain people and so-called promoters and then got down on me for 50,000. I went through that and it still didn't stop me. Still didn't stop me.

Every time something came my way, I just, I'm gonna keep jumping over this shit. I'm gonna keep jumping. Lord, why me? Now I can't ask God why. Damn, just keep going, bro. In the same way with you, just keep going bow in the same way what you just keep going man Take one step take three. God damn. I just I'm just close

And therefore, you know, I'm jumping over the shit now jump. Okay now the blesses come not on blesses come Now when I'm blessed is coming you can't Get the feeling yourself Can't become an asshole because money only make you more what you really are don't let that money change you man be who you are but be smart and keep trying to elevate yeah some of y'all are not want to start a business but your people probably tell you now it ain't the right time then when it's the right time then

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Bro, I really only be doing skin skin. I'm a bro to be honest, bro. I'm like, I'm just into my podcast thing. This is what I'm doing. Talking to the people, bro. Like, I feel like, I know a lot of people always ask me like skits. Like I really don't really do skits like that no more. Just to be honest, bro. I mean, I still can, but I guess don't.

It's all about growth. Like, when you're younger, we used to go through the windows and go in these girl houses, we used to go through the windows and sneak in. When you get older, you ain't sneaking through no damn windows no more. That's kind of how I look at it with that skip gang shit. I kind of went to the sports lane and it's, you know,

I still do a football season, certain shit, but pretty much it's just gonna be me in front of the camera talking my shit, talking my talk. And that's just what it is. And I really why I say I want me doing skits because I feel like I make a level now, leveling up while I feel to be on some major films. Thank God they come. So that's why I'm able to do that. I'm all about growth.

I'm all about trying to get to the next level, bro. I don't be wanting to just look back like that. Like, man, I gotta do a skit. Nah, motherfucker, I need to do some movies. That's what I need to be doing. Some major films. That's my mind frame right now. So I know y'all miss the skits and me snitching and them type of videos.

And I miss them too, but they just ain't why I'm it no more mentally I'm so down into my stand-up game right now. I'm on tour we go once tour. Make sure you got that seals I'm so down into get ma'am Right now, you know Friday we in LA Saturday win Oakland Sunday win, Arizona You know God is great being able to finally be around somebody like Mike Ips Giving me the game I'm soaking in I'm listening. I'm learning. I'm adapting. I'm adjusting. Oh And I'm gonna be great dog, I want to be great y'all. Oh, I want to be good. Um

Man I'm blessed a lot of people been in the coming game 20 30 years and Ain't accomplished what I didn't accomplish yet. And I feel like I ain't accomplished shit. I ain't done shit yet Yeah, I'm just it's just the beginning but to but to be on a major tour like this with the big dogs and holding my motherfucking own yeah it feels good but I got a lot of more work to do I got some Netflix specials I want to do I got some big-time movies I want to do you, possibly build some schools man and just be a good person man. Be a philanthropist man. Really make a difference in the world. That's my mind friend. Hopefully I got dreams and aspirations which I know some of y'all do. Some of y'all aren't doing

y'all motherfucking thing and I'm proud of you It's one thing about me. I ain't gonna never hate talk down on nobody from Who feed and a family and doing what they supposed to do? As long as you ain't got no pedophile and raping and and hurting people and all that I'm riding with you because it's never been about me is I've been about us and You know sometime I tell people in your circle, your people got to realize that if you're a star, if you're him, everybody got to play their motherfucking role. No matter what it is, you got to play your role to get him or her

to whatever they need to get to. And when they get there, you best believe if they got the right mind and the right heart, they gonna, whatever you need, you got. And that's the way it should go. That's why I applaud LeBron. He may not be the GOAT. That's the bagel.

But he could go putting a motherfucking team together, his brothers, and he a motherfucking GOAT in that. I'm going to play ball. I'm going to focus on ball. Y'all take y'all ass to school and learn this, this, that, and the third. And when it come back time for me, God damn it, sign these big ass contracts. Damn it, you gonna run the show. You gonna be in the means.

And that's what I like about him. I'm trying to build my own team the same motherfucking way, but if not, tell them. It's all about the people. Your only good is the people around you, man. You got full of shit people around you, you gonna have full of shit business. Now tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying. If you got full of shit people around you, you gonna have full of

shit business. You can't expect shit to go right when you ain't got right shit around. Somebody gotta be able to say no. If you to powder somebody got to say somebody got to say you ain't store No powder no damn. No Ryan And they Slide one fucking take a picture in right here It's like a ride taking honey packs That's me. I'm a honey pack taking some of

But I ain't doing it right I'm taking honey pack with dr. Pebbles. I'm supposed to take a honey pack with Fucking no, I know I am and I ain't gonna be taking no motherfucking honey pack with no doctor But I do it I do it and I'm wrong. We family I can tell y'all the mistakes that I'm making that's what I do Trash other day Goes to me. I took one of those motherfucking honey packs and drunk a goddamn dr. Pepper. I Wouldn't know more goddamn good I Would know she called I'm on the way stay your ass at the house

I'm seeing double. I ain't had a shit. But I was seeing shit I wasn't normally supposed to see. And that motherfucker, he was stealing, he wasn't hard. So I knew I did it backwards. So for the people out there watching, if you take a hundred pack, don't drink no soda, man. Drink water.

I know you're supposed to drink water anyway, but me, I want to take Dr. Pippel. They get me, god damn it. I had a dog I was you're supposed to drink water anyway, but me I want to take that pill They get me got them. I had a dog how a craving doctor people and got them They just what I took with but now I know I learned you got to drink water with the hundred back doctor people sprites That shit don't work bro. Get back on the water man. I had to tell you all this shit cuz I Went to the hospital and I'm yeah. Yeah Iall that shit cuz I Went to the hospital and I yeah. Yeah, I Tell you I went to the hospital shit

Yeah, I'm seeing all kinds shit man. I don't know what the fuck wrong with me man Surprise TMZ ain't got the tape but and then they put me one of them straight jacket Well fucked up off that hundred pack and that doctor Pellper shit didn't mix girl But I'm back now. I'm better. I'm feeling better off that hundred pack and that Dr. Pepper, that shit didn't mix. But I'm back now, I'm better, I'm feeling better. Yeah, a little old thing gonna come over tomorrow night too. But I ain't, I ain't, let me tell y'all something, man. Ain't no greater feeling, fella,

when that motherfucker come over, but you just start cleaning up the house and shit. You know what I'm saying? You call your mama, if your mama still living, now you call her, hey, mama, how you doing, baby? Boy, I talked to you in two weeks. My mama, my mama, I'm just everything. All right, I need some money. I ain't got no money, but nigga don't say it anyway. Y'all got some money down here. I need some. Yeah, we good. I ain't got no checkin' on it. When you see them motherfuckin' headlights at that driveway,

nigga start doing pushups and shit. We start bouncing around See over that motherfucking door. She come through us Most men I know cuz the women be like, oh you're such in a rush. That's me. Soon as she come in that motherfucking dough We don't talk on the phone Motherfucking day we're gonna talk nasty to one another when you come up here, get naked. I'm taking them motherfuckin' clothes off of you. I'm going down to El Toro. J, I'm on some boys in the hood shit, picking up, taking up the spouse. I'm shit, that's your boy.

And I'm in there getting off with no trouble. Come here. Don't get it wrong, safe sex is great. Safe sex is great. But unprotected sex is great. Come here. When you get in that wet summer muck. Got that orange jelly in the background.

Half bone baby. All I need is your body next to me. Excuse me, dude. Ooh, now that's right. Hey, babe, I'm telling y'all some real shit tonight. Ain't no greater feeling when they come over. They got their little Spender Night bag, too. They be cappin'.

They'll be laughing at my little bag. I know I'm gonna be doing it. Bitch, you done done this six summers in a row. Why y'all women be lying? No, and I don't know if you have no spin like bitch. You've been doing it for six years straight You don't get your cute big five smelling good ass all up in this motherfucking house Yeah, I don't want to walk on pizza. You're right. Let's go. How do hell I'm so comfortable around you. I'm so comfortable around you, too I'm saying everything I'm supposed to say to get that Check out

Well, let's see what the end game like you say you oh god damn it get forward Let me see. Oh, yeah, i'm a mortal fiddle. Don't even get it even though my thing ain't big I talk like it is don't even get that rotten stone That's how it go in there bitch Got my hand on my glock 42 you biting your dick It ain't got much you bite my shit. I'm got much, you bite my shit, I'm outta there. You score my shit, I'm outta there.

So we gonna take this real serious, don't you bruise this brisket? This real brisket, don't you bruise it, you temple? The goddamn temple. Now since I got y'all right here tonight, We got them temples. My sister got y'all right here tonight. Who y'all got winging on NCAA? Talk to me. Who y'all got? God damn it.

Y'all thought I wasn't going to talk about this college basketball. You a damn lot. Who y'all got? I want to see y'all picks. Talk to me. NCAA. Who y'all got wingingall picks. Talk to me. NCAA. Who y'all got winning it all? Talk to me.

Yo, step daggit, you goddamn right I am. No big hoes? I like, around October's when I get me a big hoe. I love me a big 285 pound woman, big titty motherfucker, goddamn it, motherfucker who need help getting up off the couch. Them Montana goddamn women. woman big titty motherfucker god damn it motherfucker who need help getting up off the couch then my time of god damn Bitch I'll be back in two days. Don't you fucking move? Okay, then

Tom kiss Big motherfucking give head to watch Don't piece a roll, eat mothafucka, get off. I grab a big bit. I love you, girl. If you ever tell somebody I fuck you, it's... I make love to them big 275, 280 pound caravan driving ass motherfuckers always having they bestie bring up shit I love.

But during the summertime I'm not with your big girl, y'all. And I will deny it too. I ain't never slept with a big woman, a day in my motherfucking life, but the whole time I'm lying. Appreciate that, y'all. I'm on legal, you know. These niggas gonna get out here and lie to y'all. I'm not preset that norm I'm a little you know these niggas won't get out here and lie to y'all

I put deep you gotta be respectful I got kids watching y'all y'all put this two inch lemon pepper in a big woman and in a minute and lay up with a tool shit I lay I live with 300 pound woman right now watching God father Think I won't win our wheel see they women Let's roll with a ball, let's roll with a ball of meat, let's roll with a bad so- How come she big? She still got a vagina. She still got tits. Shit. And back in the day when I didn't have no place, shit. Well, I was fuckin' for a home.

I was fuckin' for sale, though. I couldn't go back home. So I had to make it work. I already had no meat So I had to make sure my tongue game was excellent I'm talking about And the best ones is them CNS Don't big CNA the best motherfucking women on earth cause niggas don't be wantin' them. They be talkin' down on them. And shit, not me.

I ain't nothin' like pullin' up to them CNA jobs and one of them hoes cars, pickin' them up. I been hit licks in this bitch car all motherfuckin' day. I'm a real nigger and when I pick her up from work and take her home, she gonna give in that motherfucking kitchen and cook for that. And my file broke up in her living room that's being paid by six and eight,

and then I'm gonna put the big PS5 on the big screen in the living room, and her kids gonna be in they goddamn room minding they damn business. And by 10.30, after the kids done took they bath Goddamnit, I'm gonna go in the room with her and all her big motherfucking ass up She gonna look like an oversized glazed donut when I get done real Then I'm gonna slide down and I put on my school with deal. Yeah, you gonna think I'm gonna leave it sealed.

Deal. Pillow talk with my big ho all night. And tell her when you get your taxi, boo, we gonna get a curr-a-band, we need more room. All this ass you got, baby, you get a curr-a-band. She think the curr-a-band all about her, but she got curr-a-band. She think the curr-a-band all about her, but she got curr-a-band. It's my front to move my work.

Damn. Hey, man, I'll just make myself laugh, man. Don't pay me no attention on that last one, man. I'm just having fun shooting this shit, man. Appreciate your opportunity in the night. I'll catch y'all again tomorrow one, man. I'm just having fun shooting this shit, man. Appreciate your opportunity in the night. I'll catch y'all again tomorrow night, man. Peace and bless and love on my one. The Volume.

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