Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub SOUNDS OFF on NFL players making 30 mil and can't even catch a cold!! TRASHH!!

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Bubba Dub is back live to go off on the ridiculous NFL Wide Receiver contracts. Davante Adams, Tyreek Hill drop the ball too damn much!! They need to get like Justin Jefferson!!Then, Bubba works the chat room to see where his NFL fans are at and how they root for. Somebody said the Tennessee Titans are better than the Dallas Cowboys? TRASHH!!Finally, Dub rounds out the show with a hilarious Hell Nahh segment, gives his Trashh of the Day, and his unexpected NFL MVP pick.#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume Go on and hit the like button right now Go on and hit the subscribe button It's Tuesday, Taco Tuesday Y'all talk to me, man How y'all feeling today, man? Me, I'm alright I'm okay right now I just seen what the Chiefs just cut Kandarius Tony again And that motherfucking state getting cut

Don't nobody care about no Kandarius Tony Don't ain't nobody I even reported that Kandarius Tony Somebody who messed even know why they even reported that. Kadarius Tony. Somebody who messed up my picks last year, if you ask me. I don't want to hear nothing about no Kadarius Tony. That ain't what I want to talk about today.

I want to talk about some other things. I want to talk about all these high-priced NFL wide receivers that are making all this money but can't catch the ball. That's what I want to talk about today. Get in the comments section right now. Give me your top five wide receivers in the NFL right now. I'm in the comments with y'all looking. We're going to start the show out with Devontae Adams. I think Devontae Adams is probably top two, top three wide receiver in the game right now.

You want to know how many drop balls he had last year? Eight. Two damn million. Just seen him do an interview crying. Insinuating that he might not want to be in Vegas no more. Motherfucker, you can't even catch. Eight drops.

Larry Fisher rolling over in his mother in green right now. Jerry Rod rolling over in Popeye's chicken right now. These players, hey, look, I ain't knocking you. Get your bread. 30, 40 million and you're good. But you're going to catch the motherfucking ball when we throw it to you. You already ain't got no quarterback in Vegas.

You ain't got no quarterback. So when you're getting the ball, you got to catch it and do something with it. You ain't doing nothing. That's eight drops. Somebody get in the comments right now and defend it. I want y'all to make it $28 million, but eight drops, they ain't going to get it, fam. Not if you want to be the best, consider yourself the best. Eight drops, that's too damn many.

Somebody get in here and talk to me. Oh, you already know I'm Colorado thirsty See, Buffalo will be in the building I will be in the building Drunk and drunk I'm gonna be drunk at the game I ain't lying Yeah, cool as light

Come here Come here Dubs need that cool as light Real talk Tyreek Hill Making 30 million this year One of the most electrified wide receiver that's in the

player period. Tyreek Hill a beast. 12 drops last year. But y'all want to blame Tua. 12 motherfucking drops last year came from Tyreek Hill. And he one of the best in the game. I say he is. But you got 12

motherfucking drops and you're going 30, man? Never. You're going to take a discount, fam. Damn. What kind of discount? 50-50. It's a 50-50 chance you catch this mother. Come on, y'all.

I need y'all to talk to me today. We need to address these things that I'm talking about today. Tyreek Hill. Tyreek Hill making 30 million. He worth it. And I ain't saying he ain't worth it. But 12 drops? What the fuck wrong with your hands?

If I'm making that kind of money, I'm coming up with some shit on my hands. I ain't never dropping nothing. Not nothing. Come on, let's talk about it. What we gonna talk about today now? Too much going on. We gotta talk about this, man. i really don't know what's going on y'all tyreek hill man 12 drops come on now let's get to it uh justin jefferson making 35 million you know

how many drops he had last year one now that's what i'm talking about making 35 million only had one drop that's that shit that's the kind of production I want with my damn team. Justin Jefferson, that's the reason why he's the number one wide receiver in the NFL right now because of one drop. His production is great. Yeah, I get it. The other players can get you 12, 15 touchdowns. I get it. I get it.

But they got 8, 10, 12 drops. Too damn many. I get it. I get it. But they got eight, 10, 12 drops. Two damn minutes. Now, a person like Justin Jefferson, I don't mind throwing the ball to or going in the direction because I know pretty much he going to catch it. You can go to him on first and T.

He going to catch it. If you put it in the vicinity, he going to catch it. So that's why I got Justin Jefferson number one. My mom, Rosiah Brown,. But Detroit Lions, eight drops. And even had one in the postseason. Making $30 million. Eight drops. And had a drop in the playoff game last year.

They ain't going to get it done for me. If I'm the owner and these players come in here and they're going to show me their production, I love it. Good. I hold it, y'all, I love it. Good. Mm-hmm. I hold it, y'all. I hold it to us now. Mm-hmm. Hey, the city got excitement again.

I get it. But you know what I'm going to do at the end? I'm going to say, come here. You see when we threw you the ball on third and three? Drop. Yeah. Second and eight, drop. Huh?

Fourth and one, drop. I'm going to drop your pay. Mm-hmm. So pay so you wanted 30 million i'll give you 26 and look and i'll give you 26 i can go pull a mother and bum up off the streets and put him in there he gonna catch the ball there's some players that's on the streets right now that ain't playing nfl that can really come in and make a difference trust me it's all kind of talent out there right now trust me it's the all kind of talent out there right now. Trust me. It's the players that got cut in training camp right now.

But if they're given the right team and get the right chance, they'll do something. Ain't no doubt in my mind that a player like that right now that got cut can't do nothing like that. But eight drop star player, Huh? You got people on the team looking up to you. You supposed to be illegal and you can't kiss this motherfucking ball I'm throwing to you? But you

want to come in here and want to demand all this money? Never! I go to the CFL and get me a damn receiver before I pay all that. Long as I ain't losing fans, how shit? I do it. Yeah, you got to be detailed, man. Who next? Jaden

Waddle. Four drops last year for the Miami Dolphins and one in the postseason. And he making 28 million. I can deal with four drops. 28 million and you give me four? I can deal with four. I can't deal with five or better. Five or better, you're simply not concentrating on the ball.

You got to see ball, catch ball, and put the ball in the right hand, wherever the defense ain't in, and get down the hill. That's what you're supposed to do as a wide receiver. Head got to be on the swivel. Run your route up, hands up, catch the ball. Now, me, I'm one of them. I'm the main one.

I'm blaming the quarterback, but now I'm watching the films. I'm seeing it ain't two or four. So between Tyreek Hill and Jaden Waddle, it was total 17 drops. 17 motherfucking drops, and that's all the money

right there. That's 58 million tied up in between the wide receiver with the Dolphins right there, and they can't even catch the damn ball. They fast. Fast at dropping the motherfucking. That's it. We know what Tyreek here can do when he get the ball in the open field and make move, but motherfucker, he might drop

a wide open right now. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, hell. You better go to Amazon and order you some gloves or put stilts on. I don't give a damn. You better not drop nothing come your way. Man, you ain't drop no damn weight. That's how I feel. If I'm paying that kind of money, you better not even nothing come your way. Man, you ain't drop no damn weight. That's how I'm feeling.

If I'm paying that kind of money, you better not even drop no damn weight. Y'all get in the comment section right now and talk to me. Let me know how y'all feel about these star receivers. And not even just receivers. Got these star quarterbacks making 70, 80 million. Quarterback throw the ball right in the hand. They can't even fucking catch it. Look at Nate, they hands.

We needed that turnover. That could have changed the game, but you can't catch. But you can catch them holes, though. That's what they catch, them quarterbacks. They can't catch the ball, but they catching the holes. Yeah, I'm going to start telling secrets. Y'all out there at Bali, out there on the sand having them

fruity-ass drinks, getting on them 30s and jumping in the side with your homeboy. It's very suspect if you ask me. But them y'all start calling the best though. Yeah, I'm going to start spilling secrets. Nah, I ain't going to do that. I don't want to put them out there like that. But I'm saying though,

you motherfuckers need to catch the ball. You know what I'm saying? I got money on this. I got money on the game. Some of y'all got money on the'm, you know what I'm saying? I got money on this. I got money on the game. Some of y'all got money on the game. You know what I'm saying, dude? Quarterback throw a bad pass, hit the quarterback right in the head, he gonna catch it. Come on, fam. Three plays later, he get burnt for a touchdown.

Shit. I'm ready to bow. Bow. That's what I'm ready to do. Then, you know, whole time the game on you probably at the crib chilling having a good time with the fam team doing their thing your phone don't ring you know your

quarterback don't went down the deck don't went down the school you know what I'm saying you feeling good your phone don't ring soon the other team your homeboy team start winning he want to start calling and texting shit I don't want to talk you think I want to talk to you when I'm cowboy losing? Hell no, I don't.

I'm trying to do some magic and fix this shit quick. Because I done bet all the tea and the chowder on the cowboy. If you got homeboys like that, don't rock with them no more. My homeboy want to come call me when we lost to the Packers last year.

Shit, y'all lost. y'all, you lost the friendship Because I'm out of here I talk about a lot of things, but I don't really want to talk that much when the Cowboys lose I talk shit all week, Monday through Saturday, I'm talking cash, money, shit Sunday when we lose, I ain't got nothing to say Y'all, man, you play too much, dawg You ain't got nothing there that's better to do You know what I'm saying? You ain't got nothing there that to do than call me about this little old rag-lad game.

I don't care nothing about this game, fam. That's what I'm telling him because I'm hurt. Definitely don't want to go to work tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? Definitely don't want to walk into work. Everybody in there talking noise, talking loud. Man, I told y'all, y'all was siren. Man, I don't want to hear that.

Get your ass to work, man. That's kind of me. My attitude change. It's just me. Man, I don't want to hear that. Get your ass to work, man. That's kind of me. My attitude changed. It's just me. I know I ain't the only one. I know I ain't the only one feeling like that. Let my team lose. I don't want to talk.

No, I don't want to talk to no damn body. If you ask me, somebody say the Titans better than the Cowboys. Stop it. Stop it right now. Titans ain't better than the Cowboys, fam. I'm just simply being honest with you. Number one. You ain't got no quarterback Number one, you ain't got no mother fucking quarterback. Number two I love D hop D hop a beast but D hop D hop later in his career right now. He ain't see me laying on fam

Come on. He ain't see me laying tight and she tries Are we gonna make me call Young Buck right now? You gonna make me call Young Buck right now? Shout out to that one guy that ride with me. Chicken, you and Luke.

Man, come on, man. He bringing back memories now, man, with Young Buck. Hey, man, y'all better do it. What is y'all talking about? The Bears looking back. Man, you know what? I'm praying that the Bears finally have a winning record. Maybe y'all will stop shooting up there. War going on, and the damn players at war, too, we're losing. It need to be a change in Chicago right now.

Brother Elijah Muhammad, may him rest in peace right now. I know he ain't feeling what's going on in Chicago right now. Brother Malcolm, if he was still living, he wouldn't be satisfied with what's going on in Chicago right now. Brother Malcolm, if he was still living, he wouldn't be satisfied with what's going on in Chicago right now. Yeah. Even Martin Luther King wouldn't be satisfied with what's going on in Chicago right now. Chicagoans is scared of Chicagoans. I don't see how y'all come out the motherfucking house. I'll be homeschooling. I ain't going to no motherfucking school in Chicago. I'll move around with the FBI. Shit. Hey, family reunion. Shit, it's going to be

virtual. Shit, I'll watch it virtual. I ain't going no damn family reunion in Chicago. Never. Shit. Y'all brave individuals playing professional sports up there in Chicago. Shit, they have to move that team to South Dakota for me. I'm not going

no damn Swindon City, because that's just what it is. Wind it. See. When your ass didn't get winded out, see. Them youngsters got them, um, them youngsters got them, um, you know what they got? I can't even take it to the national tip of my tongue, but you know what they got?

Yeah. Them extendos. Yeah, them switches. That's what I'm trying to say. Them youngsters got them Yeah. Them extendos. Yeah, them switches. That's what I'm trying to say. Them youngsters got them switches. Dirty Eclipse. I was at the store earlier seeing a youngster jump out. What's up? Like, man, put that shit up.

Oh, my bad, OG. Shit. You know, normally I get mad when somebody call me OG. But that young nigga had that shit. Shit. Appreciate it, fam. Appreciate it, fam. You know what I'm saying? You need something out the store? Yeah, I

ain't got my ID. Bet. Shit, you didn't hear that from me, though. Shit. I'm just saying, though. Youngsters with them switches scare me. You know what I'm saying? Shit, you ain't got to have no ID with me. I got you. Shit, I got you. What you want? Man, I need this and that. Man, your fat ass girl nigga snickered

or something in the mouth. I got her too. Sheesh, I'm telling you, man. I'm scared. I ain't finna do no arguing with somebody with a pistol, man. You got whatever you want. Look, I got you. If you wanted gas in this car, I'd fill the little phone. I'm talking about that clip with that long on that mouth.

And his fingernails were long and dirty, so I know he was a real gangster. He just grew up early. Yeah, I know he was about 17. I know he was 17 real gangster yeah he just grew up early yeah i know he's about 17 i know he was 17 i know i wasn't supposed to give him them cigars and shit but he had he had he had that heat you know what i'm saying y'all have to he was in the caprice and he had that heat on him and you know what i'm saying with tinted windows and the car blue you know what i'm saying so i was scared of him i ain't gonna lie these are my testimonies i'm just being honest today you know y'all have honest today. You know what I'm saying?

Hey, live what it is, man. Be careful. All I'm saying, be careful. And, she, I ain't going to be able to do it, man. Real talk. What y'all talking about today? Yep. Somebody said you tripping.

Yeah, 103 catches. But how many drops did he have, though? Because last time I checked, Larry Fritz-Jurowura wasn't dropping nothing and every possession counts in the nfl i don't care who you is if you're a professional player you shouldn't have no more than five drops of a football do y'all agree or disagree i mean it's a simple question do you agree or you disagree we're not saying they trash we're not saying they're not good players because we know they are. But if you're a player of this caliber, you shouldn't have that many motherfucking drops. Drop a Ligers, if you ask me.

He got Drop a Ligers. They put it in the bread basket. Catch your food, boy. You flip out all your food. Catch it. We have to build our own season. Tighten the better offseason. Tighten the cap, boy. Tighten probably had the better offseason,

but that don't mean they got a better team. We talking about dollars? Worth nine billion? Shit. Y'all can say what y'all gonna say. We still America's team. Y'all tune in each and every motherfucking Sunday to watch us. We still the most televised football team in the NFL. Say what you want about

them Cowboys, but we must see TV. And I ain't gonna lie, we be losing. I ain't lying. We do. But we are excited to watch. Y'all rather watch us lose, and that's what makes us great, because y'all tuning in to watch us lose

But we winning On the entertainment side and on the money We winning Think about it when we winning on the money side But think about it when we start winning that hardware again Y'all going to be in y'all mother And some of you fans that's on here Talking down right now

Y'all football team ain't got but one mother fucking championship Some of you ain't got anything Y'all football team ain't got but one motherfucking championship. Some of you ain't got anything. Some of your football team ain't got any motherfucking championship, but you want to dive in in the comments

and talk down. You really shouldn't be talking. Do you think a cop, do you think one of them little foxes going there and running in them lines and they got a kill? Hell no, they don't.

Cowboy, we the lines or stop playing with us can you see it yeah they winning but they ain't america's team though biggest kansas city is the mini championships they still ain't worth more than the cowboys they still ain't on tv more than the cowboy they should be i'm not saying they ain't i'd rather the Cowboys. They still ain't on TV more than the Cowboys. They should be. I'm not saying they ain't. I'd rather watch Pat Mahone than Dak any day. I'm not lying, but that's just not the case. Kansas City is a small market.

Dallas is a big market. Yeah. The Big D, if you ask me. Yeah, Dallas. There we go. Somebody said I wasn't alive when y'all ain't alive. I'm just saying we speaking fast we speaking fast we just gonna speak fast today man we ain't gonna just talk about them sorry cowboy who else y'all want to talk about green bay huh green bay shit y'all ain't done shit either

49ers y'all getting up but y'all can't motherfucking win just like getting back to the room and you can't seal the deal. Trash. That's the 49ers. They're going to pay for everything on the date. They're going to go here and go there. Now, when it's time to do the do, you can't do it.

Now, I'm speaking facts, Jack. Let's talk about it. 49ers, let's talk about them. Y'all ain't want shit. Y'all got the camp loss. Got the Garoppolo loss, didn't you? Then you got that with Purdy and lost. I'm just simply saying, man, let's talk about it, man. If that's something y'all want to talk about, then

we can talk about the 49ers by one will. Odell Beckham hurt again. When Beckham get hurt again, ain't he down there in Miami with Walden Hill? Beckham hurt. I'm praying for fam, man. We're going to pray for Odell Beckham. They say he hurt again. I don't know if it's true or not. It ain't came across my horizon yet. But if he is, we're going to pray for him.

I feel like Odell Beckham was on his way to become one of the greats. And I ain't get saying that catch, but the guy was electrifying. Every time he played, you would want to watch him. But over the years, man, he's just been hurt and hurt and hurt. Considering, I'm not trying to say this in no kind of way, but would y'all consider Odell Beckham's NFL career a disappointment? I know he got a ring. You know, he got hurt.

What I'm saying for his talent that got hurt, that we didn't really get to see the full potential, would y'all say that his NFL career is kind of a disappointment due to the injuries? I'm just asking that. Do y'all think Odell Beckham's NFL career is kind of a disappointment due to the injuries and whatnot with him. Talk to me.

Yeah, I heard that two-step fast on the cool. Somebody say Ravens. He got hurt. he got hurt. I don't just want to call him Trey. Cause when he was at his, at, at Odell Beckham prime, who is that right now in the NFL?

When Odell Beckham was at his prime, who is that player right now that y'all see? That's Odell Bell. Oh, I mean, Odell Beckham. Who like, I think that's a good question.

And Odell Beckham prime, who is that player right now you think Chase you think Chase is a better Odell Beckham need to retire Chris Carter yeah

Andrews would definitely change a player. I would say that for sure. I would definitely say that for sure. It's story time now, what your boy do. Man, I got to tell this story, man. It's what I do now. I tell stories. I got to keep it 100 with y'all.

Man, one time I was dating this chick. You know what I'm saying? She was at work. She was busy. I got to come home home i got to do this and that so i took it upon myself you know what man i'm cleaning the house you know what i'm saying i'm gonna do what i'm supposed to do so i start cleaning the house and i start cleaning the laundry and as i went through her dirty hamper i'm gonna tell y'all fellas some that you should never do and let's go through a woman's dirty hamper man i seen so much shit in this penis, boy. Boy, I was sick as a motherfucking

dog. I was sick at the stains and the crumbs that she was having in her motherfucking penis, man. I stayed with her. I didn't leave her. I didn't have nowhere else to go.

I had to deal with that situation. And every time after that point, she would want to do all her sex. And I couldn't do it no more. I just couldn't do it. And she stayed in some shit. Like, man, y'all don't even understand, man. It changed my life

when I went through this woman dirty hamper. So I'm telling y'all, I'll never go through a woman dirty hamper. You're going to see some shit that you don't even understand, man. It changed my life when I went through this woman dirty hamper. So I'm telling y'all, I'll never go through a woman dirty hamper. You're going to see some shit that you don't want to see. Like, this hoe was nastier than me. And I know it's been time where I had shit in my drawers often. And she was like, we was running the race. Like, you know what I'm saying? We was in a tie at this shit.

And I couldn't believe it oh my i never brought it up to her like i man y'all man true story y'all i didn't leave i stayed with her shit yeah because we both were shitty we were the shitty duo like real talk like and i just wanted to get this story off my chest because you know what i'm saying maybe somebody can relate to this shit that i'd be going through in my life man i'd be having shitty situation shout out were fine too bad i'm talking about bad and then bad but she had in the drawers though man like and man i couldn't believe it i like thank god i ain't the only one with this problem too like i see somebody else suffering from like us too so i wasn't even tripping about the shit, man.

Just being honest, man. You know what I'm saying? And somebody saying, well, we throw our drugs away. I'm just saying, though, like, I didn't really have nothing to throw away. I didn't have but three pair of boxers as it was. You know what I'm saying? So, it is what it is. I ain't going to never say her name or nothing like that.

I'm just being respectful. But, you know, she know who she is, and she know she's sugar. And hopefully you're not still shitting to this day. Like, cause that, that, that, that, that, that wasn't a good look. Like, like you, you, you know what I'm saying? You should, your ass a little better. You're a woman.

And man, yeah, man, that forever changed me moment right there. I knew then I needed to go. But like I say, I had nowhere to go. So I didn't leave. So, you know, I waited the income time when she let me carry one of her kids. And I'm like, yeah, appreciate it. I'm going to shunt you $1,200 when I get my money back. And then, you know, when I got my money back, I was like, man, the IRS took it, man.

They're going to run a scam. And then I talk about it. Yeah, I got back. I got back like $9,300. Couldn't tell me nothing when I got that $9,300 back. I didn't give her a me me real talk when i hollered my homeboy who had one of them big you know what i'm saying shot him 2900 for that you know what i'm saying he already had um rims on you know what i'm saying i was good

you know she couldn't tell me i'm riding all motherfucking day i ain't had no work to stay but i was riding every motherfucking day bending cones the ac didn't work in the car so every store that i saw i would jump out and you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying everybody like man do it showing out he can't stay out there car but i was really trying to breathe when i was getting out the car and going to them stores and say because my car didn't have ac like yeah but i felt good then man like i was man yeah I got I finessed real good got down good on her like yeah boy I gotta wait for that situation though man and you know I got with this other chick and she started showing me how to clean myself the right way proper way she showed me proper love

that old girl never showed me like she never showed me TLC I didn't know what TLC was at the time man because Charlotte was just just cheating and cheating on me And even though she was sick and she was cheating on me Like I like I tell y'all all the time. I think i'll be joking man. Charlie was cheating and and I was hurt I mean, I I lost a lot of weight like Like man, I got down to my birth weight because how she was cheating on me Like my mama and them like real talk They had put a room out on me like true story like and you know when you black you can't lose weight that rapidly unless you own some shit or you got some shit and my mama was

telling church members like my baby got that shit i'm like i ain't got that shit mama i'm just going through a storm you know the same storm daddy put you through like why would you put that on your son like that that ain't right but that girl yeah i love i got out of my birth weight after that damn but all that cheating she did on me i don't never want to feel that pain dog woman man y'all don't want to feel that pain man and there's always somebody in your family man i've been knowing she was cheating on you but you and you ain't now i got to block you like forever i can't i can't how could you know somebody was doing evil with me like that and don't tell me Yeah, I guess they want to hurt your feeling my business hurt cuz you didn't call and tell me this

That's why family ain't family no more man, right? Yeah, I know I ain't the only one who went through this situation It gotta be somebody out there that can relate with this somebody talk to me man. Like'm talking about man i'm um i mean i lost a lot of weight y'all i mean i didn't want to talk to nobody i was calling in the work i will i will make enough fake diseases and shit i got out of my i was making up shit out of my brain i would just tell my guy all kinds i got covid i can't come in i was just hurting trying to watch her trying to find out who she was sleeping with, man. That hoe sneaky, too, boy.

The whole time she had me thinking her side dude was her brother. The entire relationship, I was with her, man. And what made me mad was me and her side dude, we bonded. We used to move furniture, mount TVs together. I even bought him tickets to see the Cowboys play, man. Me and fam Bonded and She got down on me like that

I really thought that was her brother man And man It was time he would come pick me up Take me to work you know what I'm saying And man he be going right Back to my crib posting up dog Like eating my granola bars and shit And that's off limits dog likeg. Like, my granola

balls is off limits. Like, I'm trying to watch my calories, fam. And you laying there with my girl, eating my granola ball. Like, that was the last straw for me. And this was my guy, somebody I love dearly. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know, I'm working. You know what I'm saying? He in the streets

doing what he do to feed his family. And, you know, by him he in the streets doing what he do uh to feed his family and you know uh by him betraying me like that you know i might have you know i'm saying went down there and talked to detective steve and told him who were moving who this and there and you know he took a vacation like true story like you know i'm saying i had to get him and then you know yeah he was just filed man i had to get rid of dude you know yeah he was just foul man i had to get rigged dude like that man like because they were times i would call him ask him for a 3.5 he'd be like he ain't got it but the minute i sent my girl over there she come back with a couple

ohs you know i'm like what's up with that you know what i'm saying like why i can like what's really going on and he so you know i, he had to learn the hard way. He's sitting down to this day. Yeah, Roger's sitting down right now to this day. Yeah, behind that plate. Yeah, every time Roger come up for parole, I go right back down there and talk to him. His sister talking about, you know, Roger coming home. She, you know, he ain't over my dead body.

Long as I got breath in me, I'm always go around there and talk when it's time for parole. He don't need to come. His sister talking about you wrong. His kids need him. See, I ain't have no father either. I ain't have no father Why his kids got to have one So you saying his kids better than me Y'all talk to me Let me know if I'm wrong I don't think I am Shit Telling y'all the truth

Shit Roger ain't never coming home So y'all can stop asking And beating around the bush Come on Roger ain't coming I'm. So y'all can stop asking and beating around the bush. Come on, Doug, man. Roger, he ain't coming. I'm just telling y'all the truth.

Let's get to the hell no's today, man. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dug, man, what you do, bull riding? Hell no. I'm not jumping on no motherfucking 1,500, 2,000 pound bull and bucking him. No! And then when I fall off, he gonna try to come through and hit me with his horn? Never!

I like some exorcism shit to me. That ain't me. I'm not playing Russian roulette with my life. Only white people do that shit. Only white people play with their life. I like them. I love them.

But how am I playing with my life? White people? Let me tell you something about a white person, man. They don't give a damn about other white people dying. No. They care about their animal. Let one of them motherfucking houses catch on fire. What's the first thing them white people do when they get out?

I got to get Rafi and run back in there and burn up and die. But the dogs survive and all that matters to them is they a hero. John went out like a hero. He saved Ralphie. Not no niggas and not no niggas love they dogs. But if the house catch on fire and that shit hot, shit, I ain't got y'all going in and get them. I'm just saying, we're wired different. White people want to be a hero. A nigga don't give a damn. I ain't get burned up.

You know what I'm saying? White people, they get burned up. Yeah, I lost my goddamn thumb right here, man. Then I lost this finger and I just healthy. I don't need no damn hands. I can just grab my dog like this and just make it out for the best. Shit. Niggas not doing that.

Mm-mm. And then when the last time you ever seen a Mexican house burn down? Never. You can't burn down no house full of goddamn Coronas or anything. Shit. That's the key. Your house will never burn after you got a hundred and coronas. Ain't never seen a Mexican lose a house behind six years. That's the key. Your house will never burn after you got a hundred and six years. Ain't no single Mexican who's a high behind on fire.

Shit, no. Goddamn Mexican put that fire so goddamn fast, be crazy. Ain't bullshit. You know I ain't lying. Might spend like Manugo, but that motherfucker ain't gonna burn. These are facts. These are facts, Jack. What the hell y'all talking about, man?

What the hell y'all talking about today in the comment? We ain't bullshitting on this Bubba Dub show, man. Y'all want comedy, damn it. I'm going to give you comedy, man. Which one you want? I'm going to give you sports, and I'm going to give you some comedy, damn it. Real talk. You're going to get full over here with me.

Yeah, you're going to get it loud. You're going to get full. Yeah. Who is sitting with y'all today? What we talking about? Talking about y'all hitting me up. I know y'all been seeing that shit, that ass shit. Could you ever go ass trucking? Never.

I'm not riding no big 18 wheeler on no motherfucking ass. It ain't number one on you on top of and I can't swim. Come on, white people. Ain't no truckers be happy? Them raggedy-mouthed motherfucking on hillbillies full of mountain

doing school or ride that motherfucking ice road a million hours shit not me them damn loads of never get uh delivered shit gotta get out and check the tire dub not doing all that not going on no damn somebody Somebody hit me up. Could I ever be a correctional officer? Hell no. I'm too crooked. I end up being in jail if I was correctional. I be sneaking so much shit into my people and charging the hell out of them.

Shit. You know how much a box of cigarettes go for in the pen? I'll probably be banned. Shit. I been done got fired. I been in jail. Could I be bringing everything in? Shit. Family makes love to see me coming. Shit. I been done got fired. I been in jail. Could I be bringing everything in? Shit.

They make some love to see me coming. Shit. They gonna fan like that. I know I got some, I know I got some, I got some green coming and do.

Having in a nine big package for you. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be called fire, fire, fire, fire. But it's gonna be straight red shit.

Mm-hmm. Charge your arm and leg for two two, for a OZ. I want two, I want 10 bands. Not bullshit. Dub crooked like that. Ain't it used? Ain't it used? Shit.

Maya Moore, when will she get her ear spin? 30 for 30 for stories. She married somebody in the pen. He came home, knocked her up. Man, that's a strange-ass story to watch. Maya Moore, she was a great WNBA player, but she fell in love with somebody behind the pen. He was penning that game down to her. And it's a love story if you ask me about it.

Because Pham came home and did right. Yeah Because Pham came home and did it right. Yeah, Pham came home and did it right by Maya Moore. Shout out to that queen. Shout out to her king. I can't think of Pham's name. But he did his job behind bars, came home, and they living happy ever after with Maya Moore. So y'all need to check out that story, man.

Real talk. Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all. It's all facts over here. It's all facts. I can't make some of this shit up. Some of the shit I done been through. Some of the shit I done been through in my life. I'm just telling y'all what it is, man.

But I want to know right now how my Colorado Buffalo fans feeling right now. We play Thursday night. Yeah, North Dakota State. Somebody give me the score right now. Colorado against North Dakota State. I need somebody in the comments right now Somebody give me the score right now. Colorado against North Dakota State. I need somebody to come in right now to give me the score. Give me the score of the game right now. Let's talk.

What we got? Make sure you're hitting the like button right now. Make sure you can hit the subscribe button right now. You can't get this type of shit nowhere else. You can't get it nowhere else. You hear the dog? You can't get it nowhere. You can't get this nowhere else.

24-17, Colorado 27. North Dakota State versus Colorado else You hear the dog? You can't get it nowhere You can't get this nowhere else 24-17 Colorado 27 North Dakota State West Dakota Western score Talk to me, y'all Smokey Burr I ain't never been on Twitter like that, my guy 31-10

35-14 41-27 Okay Okay Okay Who y'all got winning it all this year in college football? Who do you got right now winning it all in college football? Talk to me.

Is it Colorado? Is it Alabama? Is it Texas? Is it Ohio State? Is it Michigan? We know it ain't Florida State. Trash. I'm going to get to y'all in a minute, Florida State.

I went down there and lost to Georgia Tech. Yeah, I'm going to get to you. Y'all thought, Florida State. They went down there and lost to Georgia Tech. Yeah, I'm going to get to you. Y'all thought I forgot all about that FSU. I ain't forgot. Coach Prime rolling over in his golf court right now up there in Colorado. They went down there and lost. We going to talk about it? Somebody say Miami.

Somebody say LSU. Yeah, we're going to see on that. And that's definitely trash of the day for me. Get to the trash of the day It's Florida State Union Trash to the football player That was standing out there Watching Georgia Tech When they got ready to get off the bus

Get staring like you were going to do something Didn't do a damn thing Jameis Winston rolling over in crab legs right now Florida State University Speaking of Winston Where my Cleveland Brown fans at? Where you at? was Winston rolling over in crab legs right now, Florida State University. Speaking of Winston, where my Cleveland Brown fans at? Where you at? You know we got y'all game one cowboy.

Y'all been real motherfucking quiet. Dog pound, where you at? Bone thaws at home and they're where you at? Come here. Come here and talk to me. Cleveland will win.

Can we get a wager on that? I want a wager on that. The Cleveland Browns will win. I want a wager. Shit. Next game too late for FSU. They supposed to beat Georgia Tech. They ain't got no more Calvin Johnson's over their fam.

They supposed to beat Georgia Tech if you got dog. Y'all still might be a dog. Y'all just got worms. Y'all need some medicine. Yeah, y'all need some damn heartworm or something. Y'all still might be a dog. Y'all just got worms. Y'all need some medicine. Yeah, y'all need some damn heartworm or something. Y'all need some medicine. Man, we ain't on the cowboy right now, dog.

We done talked about that. We ain't on the cowboy right now. We ain't on that. We know what that is. Dog is going to run through him. Marcus Giles, what's good, man? Y'all talk to me, man. I got time today.

Let's talk. Let's talk about it, man. How y'all feeling, man? Hopefully y'all feeling good, man. I mean, especially mentally. Hopefully y'all feeling great, man. Hope ain't nobody on this page today depressed. Don't know when that next meal gonna come. It's gonna come. It's definitely gonna come.

I promise you that. Yeah, leave all your burdens up to the Lord, man. He gonna make a way for you. I promise you. Good Lord gonna make a way. He always will and he always have. He ain't gonna come when you want him to come. He gonna come when you want him to come.

But he always gonna be on time. I always give everything I ever done in my life. I always give your praises to the good Lord. him i wouldn't be here today so without y'all fans i wouldn't be here so thank y'all for keep tuning into my show each and every day we growing the chat up right now i appreciate it uh yeah football season almost here and i know y'all can't wait i can't wait to pull up to y'all stadiums and we're gonna have a ball we're gonna have a ball this football season going to have a ball. It's football season, man.

It's going to be a rollercoaster ride. I know the damn Cowboys are going to have my blood pressure up, but I'm ready. I'm ready to have my, I'm ready. And I don't mind switching teams. I don't give a damn what you finna say. I'll switch teams in a minute. Some of you on here, man, you can't be switching teams. You ain't loyal.

Y'all ain't even loyal to y'all own woman. How in the hell are you going to tell me to be loyal to a team a team do you hear me do you hear what the fuck i just said some of you people would tell me you need to be lawyer to your team only one team but you ain't lawyer to your queen trash don't talk to me no motherfucking mo and let me tell y'all some of my real fans y'all know who you is when y'all see people in them comments hating on me drop the trash emojis on them that's what we doing when they get the hate no duh drop the trash emojis on damn right let them know y'all don't play behind your boy and i don't play behind y'all i got the uh trash merch it's on the way so get ready to put it in your orders for your trash shirts. Commerce shirts on the way.

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Yeah, man Hopefully y'all enjoyed this show today Much as I love coming over here and talking with y'all, man. What y'all talking about, man? Let me see what y'all good people talking about today. Because we going out, man. MVP. Who I got MVP of the NFL this year?

MVP. MVP. I will say the NFL MVP this season will be. Tua. Or the Miami Dolphins. i'm just saying that i'm just throwing it out there i think tour gonna win nfl mvp this year that's my nfl mvp this year is tour that's who i got who y'all got right kenny agerman what my cowboys do to you who pissed in your cup of coffee today fam cowboys ain't did nothing to you, dawg. You must be a Giants fan. I understand.

You a Giants fan. The only Giants fans will come out and say something like that, man. Real talk. Colorado, 27 North Dakota, 10. Lamar Jackson. Okay. Okay, I'm rocking with that. I'm definitely rocking with that. Yeah, like I said, though, man, if you ever been in a

city situation like I've been in, man, and you ain't got nowhere else to go, I advise you to do what I did. Stay up, man. I will look her dead in the eyes and tell her I love her shitty ass, but it will hurt. You know what I'm saying?

Like, but I still have a nightmare behind that girl, man. I mean, I mean, I might have a forever effect right here on my lip. You know what I'm saying? Man, like, dog. I done been through some shit.

Like, some shit that y'all don't never want to go through in life. Like, your boy done been done. Like, I'm just telling y'all, I done been done. And you got to be careful, man. Real talk. These hoes will hurt you whatever what i got down to my birth weight i'm not bullshitting wow well i was thin without the h i ain't bullshitting i was thin without the h i was hot and little man thank y'all for tuning in

today so man i think i like it doing better catching y'all catching me live like this but i need y'all to spread the word about the bubba dub show man you know what i'm saying i'm bringing y'all this kind of company energy the energy i need y'all to do is share it for you boy that's all i need now i'm gonna do rest like i told you we're gonna start flying y'all i took a games with you boy yeah for real for your talk this season y'all show me you fans that's watching y'all be lucky i ain't gonna say lucky you'll be blessed to come out on the road with me and go to the Houston, just Dallas or Dallas and the Saints. And whoever it is, man, we're going to make it happen.

So just keep watching and appreciate all the love. Make sure you stay in the comments, man, so you'll know what cities and states I'll be at when I have my comedy shows. Yeah, man, I'm back and rolling pretty much every day, man. You know what I'm saying? But thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show. I'll see y'all when I see y'all. man, I'm back and rolling pretty much every day, man. You know what I'm saying? But thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show. I'll see y'all when I see y'all.

Peace. I'm out.