Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - BUBBA DUB Talking that Talk LEBRON MF JAMES!! BRON DROPS 40 AT 40
Episode Date: February 22, 2025LEBRON JAMES JUST DROPPED 40 POINTS AT 40 YEARS OLD!!! Bruh, the G.O.A.T. is still out here putting up numbers like it’s 2013! Y’all better stop playing with this man!But on a serious note...… Prayers up for Victor Wembanyama ....The young star is out for the season due to blood clots. That’s a tough break for the Spurs and the NBA as a whole. Wishing him a strong recovery!And of course, you already know… DUB GOT A WILD STORY FOR Y’ALL TODAY! This one might just be the craziest yet!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Before I even get today's show started, I want to say happy birthday to my big bro Floyd
Mayweather.
Happy birthday, bro.
Man, I hope you enjoy your time, man.
I know you've been in Miami all week partying and celebrating.
Man, I told you I gave my word.
I beg your honor to see you.
I just want to give you a shout out.
Happy birthday to the champ Floyd Mayweather.
Now let's get to the topic at hand today the the Los Angeles Lakers on the back-to-back
Went to Portland last night and beat up on
That's what I'm talking about. You ain't just lay down. Oh, we lost all the night now. We got to travel up here
We gonna be tired. No, you came to play and that's what I'm talking about
Did y'all see? Did y'all see her?
Did y'all see her old dog, sword?
Bawdy!
I thought Bruhna had no job for her. I could tell that motherfucker was going in left and right last night and let me step back
Come here!
Hey, Bawdy!
Steady! Moving and grooving the way he doing.
No, he ain't the old LeBron James
that we accustomed to seeing,
but let me tell you something ladies and gentlemen,
at 40 years old, some of you motherfuckers 30, right?
30 years old, some of you 40 years old,
and you still can't get out the bed right now today.
But here this man right here,
been in the game 22, 23 years, still doing what he doing.
This ain't no comparison to MJ or nobody else.
We are simply talking about LeBron James and what he's been able to do over his long NBA
career.
Number one, he took her in body.
That's what you got to take her, your mama, in body.
Your body is a temple body your body is a temple
Your body is a temple some of you used to only watching this show now used to be working I can beat muscles big six-pack now you got big belly
Yeah, now you got your child burn heels you ain't the same no more
But for this man, it's still wake up each and every morning with the love of the day.
That's all about what I always preach and tell y'all about now.
You got to love life because you never know when it's going to be your time to get your
rabbit ass up out of him.
So you got to be ready.
And by being ready, I mean I'm going to enjoy myself.
Ayo, I love what I seen from you last night.
You was awesome.
Yeah, getting to your spots and making things happen.
That's what it's gonna take for the Lakers to advance
to the next round.
And the playoffs is the other people besides LeBron
and Deacon Stomach Havin' Ass, Luka,
to get to the next level.
We need that third option to be AR.
We need your fam.
We gonna need 18 to 20 points every night consistently.
That's what we gonna go.
We ain't got no big man.
Yes, we got Hayes, he can catch Adlers, this and that,
but he ain't consistent.
We need to go out, make some calls,
bring in JaVale McGee.
I don't give a damn, y'all gotta go out there
and get the white Howard.
Bring the white Howard back to the Lakers
and then we let's go.
Run got another year or two left on that damn motor and it's over.
Y'all want to resign Luka?
Y'all better make some motherfucking things happen right now.
That's all I'm saying about the Lakers y'all.
I'm not saying they're going to win the championship this and that, but I'm saying the Lakers is a good team and they have a chance but with a front office
Go go and get the pieces that they need right now
Rob Lincoln you on the hot seat yet because you win guy Luka the motherfucking race ain't
They got money today. They ain't worried about nobody. I'm good right now.
Nigga, what about tomorrow?
Then the next day, in the next day,
so you gotta think about that too.
Y'all don't wanna do all that.
Y'all don't wanna be, y'all don't wanna put the work in.
Some of us wanna sit back and complain,
and I hope I ain't got this.
Shut up.
You got both hands, both feet, you can see.
Don't you know some people with, don't you know Stevie Wonder what she can see?
I seen Stevie Wonder tongue kissing Jesse Jackson.
I know y'all saw that shit.
He didn't mean no harm by it, but you can't see.
Somebody in Stevie Wonder camp should have told him, hey man, the man look right here though. Don't mean all that
Jesse better than me. Bah slap out of slap the rest of them dress up on Stevie Wonder. I love you fam
I'm just saying look you I'm a man. Could you be kissing me in my motherfucking mouth? I
Don't give a damn who Stevie Wonder. Oh, but a bread wonder. I don't give a damn
You keep your lips to yourself I don't give a damn who Stevie Wonder on. Brad Wonder, I don't give a damn.
You keep your lips to yourself.
Sheesh, Stevie Wonder got nine kids. I ain't gonna tell her who Stevie Wonder been kissing on.
Damn sure ain't figure kiss on me.
Not now, not never.
But reason why I'm so excited about the Lakers,
because normally they're laying down after a loss,
and they come back on another night and go out and win. Oh, it was Portland
It's still an NBA team at the end of the day
John C. Billups over the head coach at the end of the day is still an NBA team and we
accustomed to the Lakers are laying down on teams that they are supposed to be seeing them doing against the Hornets but for them to come back
With a 40 year old in LeBron James and get that win
I love it. I love every mother can be good what I saw last night from the Lakers now
You get to go back home. You got a six game home stand. You better win every motherfucking game
You better win every goddamn game to ain't no excuse local. You are bill building treadmill right? God damn now after the treadmill
I'm taking your bug wiser drinking ass to the track we still run you playing like you got a hangover nil
I'm done with you yet, and I don't give a damn that oh you he got a just this motherfucker making over
40 some million dollars you what kind of goddamn adjustment do we need to make?
The executive is put the ball in the hole hole he ain't been able to do it
consistently
it's time to get your shit together I'm gonna hold you accountable that's me
dog if I can hold my black motherfuckers accountable I'm gonna hold you white
motherfuckers accountable too all of us gonna be held accountable on the Bova Dove Show.
Ain't nobody better than nobody.
We all the same.
We all the same.
Suck it y'all mofos on here crying.
Man, you ain't said this.
Now I say whatever the fuck I want to say on my show.
And I mean it.
You ain't gonna never, I'll never be a coward.
That ain't who I am.
I'm always gonna be a realist.
I'm not always right.
I'm not always right.
I'm wrong sometimes.
Y'all know it, y'all wrong.
I never get up here and say I'm perfect,
because I know I'm not.
But when I see bullshit,
I'm gonna call you out on your bullshit.
When you play good, I'm gonna praise you.
When you play bad, I'm gonna get on your ass.
That's what I do.
If you ain't understand what I been doing by now,
God damn it, stop watching.
This shit is fun and entertainment for me,
and I love coming over here, talking shit,
because I know that's how y'all be feeling.
Man, you see, fam, it's them two freaks all up all night.
Man, come on, pal.
Come on, man, that's the shit.
Come on, man.
We have to do better.
We have to do better, man.
Some of y'all, you jump online
and I see certain people on there all the time.
Like my cousin, for example.
My cousin,
baby daddy,
shot three people, y'all.
Innocent people shot three people.
She all online online free my nigga
Leave that motherfucking animal in there
Leave it now
You think in the safari when when when when a will the beast see a lion that died?
Do you think the will the beast had uh, say hello?
the will of the beast hat on. Say it, hey, I don't know.
There's one less animal the will of the beast gotta worry about. Y'all ready to worry about crocodiles, leopards, hyenas?
Hell, sure.
Howling and texting me, bam.
He ain't got nothing but a hundred thousand dollar bond.
You think you can sit in there over and get in my...
Now, that motherfucker being a seven summers some of those before I do anything.
You gonna shot three people?
And you think this man need to be on the street?
Not a fact, both of you need to be in there.
If you ask me, I don't play those games, y'all.
That's something I don't do.
You got to be a special kind of stupid motherfucker to be online screaming free somebody when
this person done harmed innocent people.
Come on now, we got to stop praising this kind of shit, man.
Yeah, man, my partner in jail right now, man,
holding it down, you know what I'm saying?
Nigga, that your partner stupid, and so is you.
See, I don't hang around stupid people at all.
I'm telling you right now, man,
you better ask my mama and you'll say,
boy, you're only good as the company you keep
Do you hear me if you keep bad company? God damn it you bad, too
But if you keep good company, you're going you ain't you ain't good hands
You're not all state hands, right?
I'm just saying we have to pay attention
To what we doing. I don't think I'm a road model.
I tell people all the time, I'm not a good road model.
I smoke weed, I drink 1942 every night.
Then there ain't something to look up to.
I'm just being 100.
I'm flawed.
I'm not perfect.
It's awful.
I'm singing just like everybody else is singing.
But what I won't do is sit up on this motherfucking show
and tell you a lie.
Something I'm not gonna do at all.
That's all I'm saying.
Some of us be lying for no reason.
Don't y'all hate a motherfucker, just be lying.
You know what I'm saying?
Mom, just be lying.
Man, you know I ran into Michael Jordan last night.
Yo, stop.
What the hell?
What motherfucking restaurant you was at
that Mike was at?
I wouldn't hear this. at? I wanna hear this.
I really wanna hear this.
Oh man, chill out, man, you know what I'm saying, man.
I ran, you ain't runnin' into nobody.
You need to run into your baby mama
and take care of the motherfucking kid.
That's what you need to be running into.
So I'm gonna tell you something about Doug.
I don't hang with people, I don't associate with people
who don't take care of their kids. That's a big negative
Can you rock with me?
You rock with your kids, dawg
Huh? No kids didn't ask to be born. I understand if you don't like your crazy baby mama see this now
I understand but you have to be in your children's life
You have to be in your children's life. They depend on us.
And if you got little girls,
they need us more than anybody in the world need us
when you got little girls, man.
Yeah, you ain't might not be with your baby mama no more.
Guess what?
Your baby mama might be dealing with some other guy,
but you got girls in the house.
You never know what the next man thinking.
Some of these niggas be powerful.
Some of us got petrifieds in our motherfucking family.
Some of you like to be quiet about that, but the other ain't gonna be quiet about that.
If I got a pedophile in my motherfucking family, you best believe my two daughters will never
go around.
Nipple!
They ain't hiding from me now.
I mean, if these people get lit, if they just leave me alone with these kids, nipple! I will not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer.
I'm not a killer.
I'm not a killer.
I'm not a killer.
I'm not a killer.
I'm not a killer.
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I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. I'm not a killer. Some of us got killers in the family and we,
all the students understand if it's justified.
If you got random killers in your family,
just killing people just to be killing.
What's cool about that?
Now somebody done lost the son,
somebody done lost the father.
That shit ain't cool going around killing innocent people,
dawg.
That shit, I don't mean what that kind of calm or kind of kind of energy around me
and we all know killers but I do know some killers that's justified that's what
I'm just so be so be if it's justified but if you get got people out here just
family going around killing our community and harming our community, what's good in that, man?
We got to build our motherfucking community up.
Yeah, that's one thing about us.
We brag on such, man, look at such and such shoes.
This and that, man, some people ain't got it, man.
I know a lot of millionaires don't wear joints and notches.
That's one thing about us, we show off.
We wanna be seen.
We never had certain shit in life. So now we wanna show it. That's one thing about us, we show off. We want to be seen. We never had certain shit in life.
So now we want to show it.
That's cool.
But we ain't going to degrade nobody about this shit though.
That's my thing.
I ain't going to talk down on nobody.
Man, I might talk shit, but I'm never talking down on anybody, man.
I'm a motivational speaker, man.
I want to speak life into everybody if I can. Some people I might roll the wrong man. I'm gonna speak life and into everybody if I can some people
I might roll the wrong way. Oh, well, but I got good intentions though at the end of the day. I
Always got great intention. I always will I can see a whole island on the motherfucking street walking up and down
Yeah, she's still a woman
She's still a motherfucking woman at the end of the day and I ain't from a call or no B, and none of that.
I'ma ask her what's her name,
I'ma ask her what's her mothafuckin' pride,
and God damn it, let's get down.
Let's get down, and DJ Quick and Tony Tony Tony, boy.
Come on, let's get down, get down.
Hey, I'm just saying, y'all.
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We got to be more respectful to our elders.
Elders walk into the grocery store,
we don't open the doors for them no more.
We just going by that business, man.
We ain't looking out for the elders no more, man.
Elders want from used to be safe.
Now y'all robbing the elders.
Now y'all breaking in the elder house and raping them.
Y'all niggas out.
I don't wanna be around no one.
I wanna be around good-spirited people just like me.
Wanna get money, wanna enjoy life,
wanna take trips and take care of the kids.
That's the people I wanna be around.
I don't wanna be around nobody, nigga.
Damn, man, how that nigga get a car before me?
I been in this game way longer than him.
He must have sold his soul.
I don't want to be around you negative ass people.
I don't care for you at all.
This hard work over here ain't shit been given a dog.
Some of y'all done work hard as me, goddamn it.
Ain't nothing been gave to you.
You work for what you got.
Now I understand you could be in a position,
somebody could come along and pass you up.
And you're like, damn man, what did they do?
It don't matter what they did.
It happened for a reason, man.
Yeah, some people take the stairs,
some people take the elevator.
At the end of the day, as long as you get to
what you trying to get to that's how let me
I
Don't give a damn if it my daughter is to make ten million dollars
And it take me 90 years to make to me. God damn it. I'm making
I'm making
I'm gonna get these at the end of the day
Shit yeah, I said the man Bumping your guns Why you do these things like a thing? Shit. Y'all sitting around here bumping your gums
by drinking this, I'm gonna drink winning.
This is what I'm gonna win.
You ain't gonna drop it.
But if you win, Kendrick wins.
Why?
Because we in the comments, we on social media,
we arguing about who's the best.
Trey or Kendrick.
Well, to be honest, you want to know who the best is? The records.
They the ones who making all the motherfucking money while we sit back and talk and we buy this one,
we buy that one, and we comparing this and that.
The record labels win them all.
I know y'all seen some, what was it, Leer, Cohen was talking about,
Leer, Cohen was talking about, he got to like the music before he put it out. So I mean,
the bullshit that we hear today, the killing and the robbing, that's the kind of music that
these record labels want to be displayed for us to hear. Nothing positive, they don't want to
hear no positive music. They want to hear negative, chilling music. And that's what they put out. And that's what our children, that's what
we hear today. Totally bullshit, man. You're all what you eat. Power in the tongue. You
have to be careful what you say sometimes, man. We'll talk a lot of time. We pray, God,
please, please, God, bless me with a mean dog. Let me move me now. God bless you with a million now in your blow
And you get blow it
Sometimes we be asking God for things we ain't ready for I know I used to do that too
Oh, just please bless me with some money man. Just bless me with this and bless me with and I wasn't ready for
hmm, but I learned from it though. Yeah, I learned from it.
You learned from the mistakes you make in life.
I can't condone you.
I can't condemn you for the mistakes you made.
But people will do that though, man.
People will do that to you.
And I don't know if I feel like sometimes we gonna lose our way.
I said it a while back on the show. Sometimes we can't even give people a props without people saying I mean you did
Right, man, you did cry. I just wanted to people they props man, huh? Cuz I know
People often look at certain things like
Well, she you doing your thing. You're on the coming to a man man. I ain't doing it to that level
It don't matter what level you're doing in that night long as you're doing your thing, you're on the comedy tour, man. Man, I ain't doing it to that level. It don't matter what level you're doing it at, man.
As long as you're doing something, man.
I don't care if you're still in open, not open, open mics.
You're trying.
I could never fault anybody for trying.
Hey, I'm gonna holla shawty, man.
But you ain't tried, though.
Whether she shoot you down or not,
go shoot your motherfucking shot, nigga.
Go shoot your shot, you never know what she gonna say.
Okay, I ain't got no money.
She might not want you for your money.
She might want you for your personality, your energy.
It's all kind of ways, man.
People are blocked to you, man.
If you just be yourself, if you just be yourself
and don't try to be nobody else, man,
you're gonna be A-okay in this world try to be nobody else, man, you're going to be A-OK
in this world.
I guarantee you that, man.
You're going to be great in this world.
That's all I'm saying to y'all, man.
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When me humble is out rest of the season
with a blood clot in his shoulder.
Sad when he was balling Polly on his way to winning
defenses play all the year.
But health man is just never know.
And this shit serious, same thing happened to Chris Boss.
He blood clocks.
This shit serious man, it ain't nothing to play with.
Good thing they caught it.
And hopefully they can attack it now
and hopefully everything will be all right
with a win with Yombo.
But I know that, I know that's, the Spurs fans,
I know y'all sick.
Cause y'all just got the Aaron Fox over there.
Y'all was trying to make a playoff push.
But yeah man, Wimby Yombo out right now.
I'm ready for next week.
I'm ready to watch this fight with Tank and the Monk Roach.
I know a lot of y'all watched the interview.
I appreciate y'all for watching it.
But y'all got to understand is, man,
when you interviewing these people, man,
like I was doing, I only had 10 to 15 minutes
to interview fam.
We had three more other interviews he had to get done.
Tank was in good spirits at the time.
I know y'all be wanting to ask,
man, why you in there asking about Secure?
I mean, a million other motherfuckers
done asked him about Secure. I don't want to talk to him ask me why you're asking my secure. I mean a million other motherfuckers and ask him about secure
I don't want to talk to him about secure. I
Just did that's why I didn't ask the motherfucking question. I asked a question that I wanted to answer
At the end of the day, I asked a question that I wanted to ask him. That's it
And he gave me a systems the man is simply saying he is really
Leaning more towards retirement. That's just what my frame is right now
You can't get mad at this man for fighting who I'm the fuck you wanna fight
Yes, we want him to fight the best but if you don't wanna fight him that means I do
Everybody I say he should fuck fighting as my pitbull again. He beat people with one motherfucking thing
He beat people with one motherfucking hand
God you know y'all go from him everybody that put it from and knock them out
Several people don't want to knock out but he beat him with one hand. I asked him about Devin.
He told us man to come back and redeem himself.
He don't mind fighting Devin.
That's what he say.
Say he don't mind fighting Ryan.
That's what he say.
Don't get mad at me.
That's not the words he said.
What y'all want me to do? Be on that, be messy? That ain't me.
I couldn't be messy. I couldn't throw that out the back floor.
That's what they got to do.
Cause I know I hold that. But that ain't none of y'all business.
That's family business.
I could be one of the messiest mother fuckers in the world.
But that ain't me.
That ain't how I came up.
No.
No, I'm not going to do that.
I could have said right there and then asked him, what's going on with you and champ?
Oh, he would have loved to dive in, but I won't do that.
Bam.
Florida's family.
Tank is family.
I'm not going to sit there and listen to one of them talk about one another.
That ain't what I do.
I'm Florida 10, you know what I another. That ain't what I do.
For all the tears you've had to, that ain't what I do.
Never.
Need more people like that in life.
When you got other folks talking about other folks,
Hey, hold on, bro.
I know you might got a problem with that, but I don't want to hear that, dog.
Tell him how you feel. Tell her how you feel.
That's how you accomplish things in life, man.
That's how you stop all the negativity and the messy shit
and he say see shit behind each other.
That's how you stop that.
You can't stop people from talking this and that.
You can't, but you can stop it from what you want with her.
You know what, I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to hear her mother, fuckin' thing.
Got a partner right now, I love it there.
He called me the other day,
talking about how he done with his girl, but that nigga ain't done with his girl because he ain't got nowhere to go. He's damn so ain't come stay with me
You most
She ain't too motherfucking
I'm leaving you been saying that for two motherfucking deal. What you doing?
What you're doing?
And who wants you? Don't nobody want you now. And you know it.
You better stay your rabbit ass right where you at.
You think you're free to come over and stay with me? That's a negative.
I think for no wrong man. You got a woman at the high, you better make that shit work.
You better make that lazy motherfucker get up and do something.
I ain't going for that.
And y'all don't go for these.
You in the relationship right now and that motherfucker ain't doing what she supposed to do.
Put her ass out.
But if you ain't got nowhere to go, I understand if you sit there and you take it.
I understand you. I been there, I been there. Girl, she know me. Whole family, you a fool.
I been there, but guess what? I can't come stay with none of y'all.
No, you can't come over my house fool. Exactly.
I mean, I'm gonna sit right up on her while she do her thing. I'm gonna do my motherfucking thing, too
Yeah
See
That's how you know that and you stay away
Yeah, and teach you build your money up to where you can move on from that bullshit that you around in the meantime
Don't you fuck up? Don't you fuck up no happy home all because you in your feelings?
Nigga 45 50 years old and to move back with their mama.
That ain't a good look. It happens in this life.
I'm not judging.
But you got to have your own shit at the end.
If you're a man, you got to have your own shit.
Got to have your shit. Got to have your car.
Look, it ain't nothing like having a car.
Car mess up. You're sick. I understand.
I've been there too.
But you got to have your car, if you having a car. Car mess up, you're sick, I understand. I've been there too. But you gotta have your car, if you a man.
Truck, something, gotta have you some kind of transportation
to move from point A to point B.
You might've done talked up on something.
She want you to pull up.
You can't even pull up.
You gotta catch your motherfucking Uber.
Aw, you can treat me, tell her.
I just call her Uber and shit.
Yeah, I'm hope you'll be knowing what's going on.
I'm hoping you ain't got no car.
That's when they're gonna check your pockets.
Let's go out the heat where you wanna go, baby.
You know how niggas, where you at?
Where you wanna go?
Staying 48?
Man, I ain't be going over there, man.
My sister know what the other day, they said the food was trash.
No, niggas, your pockets trash.
That's all it is.
That's all it is. ["Hell Noll"]
He knows what he saw.
And he's here to tell you, hell noll.
You watching this show,
and you know we do a thing where we call it a hell noll.
Send me, man.
People send me questions in and I'll let y'all know,
is a hell no, send me man. People send me questions in and I'll let y'all know is hell no or not.
Do I think this LeBron last year? Hell no.
The way he was shooting that motherfucking ball last night,
running up and down the court, skipping it.
It ain't his last year.
Next year might be, but for this year,
it's not his last year.
We need to appreciate greatness.
And I know some of y'all are gonna get,
man, Elbron, he didn't play in the All-Star.
I don't give a damn.
And I already talked about that.
I feel like that was between him and the NBA.
I really do.
But I understand the people who bought tickets.
I motherfucking understand it, dawg.
Someone even spent your last to go see LeBron James at the NBA All-Star game
You and your family you get to see him play I understand I do
But it's the NBA All-Star though got to understand you really want to spend some money
And know a mother we're gonna play it gotta be a playoff game baby, but I ain't missing no pleasure and y'all know that
And you know that
They miss no playoff game and he ain't missing no game when he got to go to the New York mix
Do you hear me them games that motherfucker is not gonna miss Kobe Wayne gonna miss a me though
MJ one gonna miss no Madison Square Garden games
I'm gonna to a game like you think you want the bronze you don't ain't even be no yesterday
I'm the buzzer brongo play if they play in the New York
You bet you bottom dollar on that I'm fucking beat them game
It's cheaper than 100 which
but other than that domain, um, um, I
Mean, I mean good spirits man. Um
Got some things I'm working on.
The show is growing.
I appreciate all my new followers,
subscribers that I got on my show.
Man, I appreciate y'all more than anything.
See, videos going up, comments going up,
shares going up, that's a good thing.
My name more and more and more
in the sports world now.
And that was the goal from the start, man.
To be mentioned in the sports world, man.
Coming from the skits, the 40 years and this and that
to where I'm at now, being considered one
of the sports commentators.
Man, I thank y'all, but the job is not done.
I'm steady pushing.
Yeah, I would love to be on ESPN in some segments or some Fox's, First Thing Friday, whatever,
man.
I'm pushing to open up them doors and have my own show as well.
Real talk.
And we're going to make it happen at the end of the day.
Friday, like I said, some of y'all got your taxes,
some of you even got paid today at the same time.
Be careful out there.
Don't be drinking and driving.
Make sure you got insurance on your car.
Some of y'all out here riding around
with no motherfucking insurance, man.
Put some insurance on your car, man.
So you know what I'm saying,
because you never know when shit happens. If you know I'm saying okay, cuz you never know when shit happens
Um, if you got your taxes right now, you got a pocket full of money motherfucker bow
Enjoy your motherfucking self. Yeah, they gonna hate you get doing it cuz you got your techie you motherfucking right
Go and get home if you're going to McDonald's and you've been normally getting a burger, get two of them on the bucket.
I'm like the Big Mac.
Lowest fries, ma'am.
Lowest sprites.
Every apple pie today.
Ain't heavy yesterday, but got them today.
I got it.
That's what we on.
Make your opportunity to the Bub, the show, man.
You know, the mile, you know, Lakers playing them.
Look, you better have your mother fucking ass in you.
And you better be pretty because you know, they're gonna be ready.
You know, Russ gonna be ready to cook us him and Mary and your
car, they ain't known the cookers.
So you motherfuckers better be pretty.
L.A., I be up.
Big Smoke, in the air.
If you in L.A., go and get you a tat.
And I ain't talking about no tattoo.
I'm talking about this ain't trash.
Pull up the jokes and tell me you want to try
that Bubba Dubb, this ain't trash.
And you gon' love it.
You gon' love it.
Thank y'all for tuning in today.
Show me I'm your boy Bubba Dub.
Peace and love, man.
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