Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba dub talks about how the Eagles beat the Tacos out the LA Rams & Bills vs Ravens

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

In this episode, Bubba dives into the Rams vs. Eagles showdown and the Ravens vs. Bills battle.Who dominated? Who folded like a lawn chair? And which players earned the title of T-R-A-S-H-H? Bubba’s got the jokes, the truth, and the energy you need to wrap up this weekend’s games!Let Bubba know below your thoughts about these matchups, your favorite plays, and which players deserve to get called out for their performance!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We have some ball games today. We have some ball games today ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, fellas, studs. I got some studs to watch this show through. I got some motherfucking studs that don't wear no bras either. And I like to play with them ego-bitties. We'll get to that in a minute. Let's talk about the game we just got through watching. The Buffalo Bees. Yeah! Just defeated the Baltimore Ravens tonight, 27 to 25.

And all I'm hearing on social media right now, don't you blame the law! Splash! His water got cut off tonight. Let's talk about it. Supposed to be MVP. Probably gonna be MVP again. But when it come down to the big games, y'all.

When it come down to the big games, y'all, and there's plenty of blame to go around. I ain't gonna just put it on fam. But when it come down to the big games, he can't get the job done. Don't you know what white folks do to you when you can't get the job done? They get rid of your ass. And I don't care about no big contract or none of that. We care about winning.

Real talk. Lamar Jackson is James Harden of the football league. Do you hear me? Ball out during the regular season. Come play off this this motherfucker missin'. When it come to the big games, Lamar Jackson go missin'. Damn, Doug, he can't throw the ball in, catch the ball himself.

You right, but he did throw an intercession, didn't he? He did fumble, didn't he? You were legal, you were head, you got to lead this team. Now Joe Flacco ain't no one damn motherfucking MVP, but he damn sure got a Super Bowl ring, don't he? Well, Lamargon won two, Phinna beat three, MVP, but he ain't going to no damn Super Bowl, is he? No. Oh, it's a new year. We got Derrick Henry. We unstoppable it's a new year. We got Derek Henry. We unstoppable.

We just beat Buffalo four, five, or seven, eight weeks ago. Ran through him. Same way my baby mama ran through him. The same way Derek Henry run through them hoes a couple of weeks ago against the arm Buffalo Bill. But woo! Have time change on both sides of the ball? You got Derrick Henry?

Now all year this big nappy neck motherfucker been catching the ball like the backfield, but today he couldn't fucking catch nothing. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me my eye lying. I see better than I can hear. Do you hear lying. I see better than I can hear. Do you hear me? I see better than I can hear. I seen Derrick Henry drop the damn ball. Right in his fucking hands. You seen them all. That's your leader. All that. The team see that. The team feed off that shit. What you need to be doing is going over there, getting in the huddle. Look here, motherfucker.

Don't you right now know the motherfucking ball? Do you hear me? You got a job to do and we gonna do it. Then do it. And I'm not putting all the blame on Lamar. I'm just telling him from what I can see in the longest he done been in this motherfucking league. He been balling like this.

He been getting to the playoff, but he ain't fucking been there dancing, though. It's all about advancing. He's been balling like this. He's been getting to the playoff, but he ain't fucking been advancing though. It's all about advancing. It's advanced season. When you go up there, they give you an advance. If you got some dependence, someone you might get thousand dollars advance. Someone you might get 1500, you get an advance when you do good. Well, God damn it, you're not getting advanced today. Cause you do good. Well, goddamn it. You're not getting advanced today cuz you did bad Derek here you got Derek here you give him 16 carries 84 84 y'all that mean he's running the ball

Now keep giving it to him But the media The NFL the good old boys want to sit up here and tell me and you that John Harbaugh is a great coach. You a motherfuckin' liar. He need to retire. What you go and get him for not to give him the ball? What you ask is like having a kid and you not gonna take care of it.

Why in the hell you doing it? Now I gotta sit up here and hear y'all motherfuckers cry. Don't blame no more. I'm blaming everybody on the motherfucking team. And Mark Andrews, motherfucker, you got to go. Thumbling and dropping the ball. You could've tied it up, but you dropped it. And you think that motherfucker gonna come into the locker room with me after the day?

Shit. It's gonna be goddamn hands-strong in that locker room tonight. Tell me I'm lying, y'all. Tell me I'm lying. Now, first drive, me first head came out, the mob went down the field, tussed down the pavement. I was like, oh shit, oh my God, the Mark's finna do what he's doing. Josh Allen came right back down there and you know what I'm saying, back told him, okay,

they finna go at it. All of a sudden the Mark start running around, running backwards. So nothing good happens when the quarterback running backwards. Now, he, next thing you know he's fucking fumbling. Next thing you know he throwing an interception. In the biggest game this one you got to play your best baby. This one you got to be flawless. And I know some of y'all saying man everybody else ain't flawless. Shit! How many turnovers Josh Allen had? When he get to that big pot-bellied motherfucker in a minute,

how many turnovers he had? None. He didn't play the best game, but he didn't have no turnover. The difference in the game? Drop balls and turnovers. Yeah, Baltimore had three turnovers. Baltimore had zero.

Zero turnovers tonight. And I didn't really give a damn who really won the game. I'm supporting my home for Kion Coleman, but I would like to see Lamar go to the Super Bowl and get him one, but just what? He can't, he can't, he can't fucking deliver. Good as he is, y'all. And I do mean Lamar Jackson is him during the regular season,

but I can't count on this motherfucker during the postseason. That's all I'm saying to y'all, ladies and gentlemen. You go out and get derrick You're running all your 1900 motherfucking russians always But when you need him His head ain't in the motherfucking chain Okay, baltimore. I know it hurt. Oh, it got hurt because some of my brothers y'all want to take off for the month. I did it I understand but you

got to hold that motherfucker feet to the fire too we got to start holding everybody accountable we got to start Henry now I'm gonna do something better than that shit I'm blaming Ray Lewis coming out there with that bullshitting ass lying nigga you ain't so no damn. Oh you get your bad luck ass up on you Your antler spray wearing and you ain't on the field they over there looking at you slide this shit And they they think nothing they threw me no this shit Tell y'all so I'm going to go I told y'all, sir, I've been weeks ago. This a new Buffalo team. I asked my cousin down in the sling, and I told Texan.

I told his hot ass, this a different Buffalo team, y'all. I been up there in the trenches with them. I been talking to my boy Keyon every day on the phone. I ain't shake up. I know Derrick Henry ran all over last time, but we will win this game. That's what he told me. and he wasn't lying at all. Josh Allen didn't have a best game y'all 16 for 27, what 16 for 22, 127 yards he didn't have a best game but he controlled the clock he made sure they didn't have time overs he got timely first downs

that's what a quarterback do. Yes, Lamar Jackson came back and drove him down the field, gained time. All that was great. But if you take care of business early, you ain't gotta worry about trying to do no heroic shit. That's all I'm saying to y'all. If fam don't throw interceptions,

if fam don't fumble, if Mark Andrews don't fumble and drop the ball, just maybe y'all will win. Just maybe. Y'all will win. You can't turn it on and turn it off. It don't work like that in the NFL, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, it's 60 minutes in the ball game. Motherfucker, you got to have balls to the wall. You got to own it. You got to own it. You got to focus.

Whatever you got to do, you got to zone in. And I just didn't see it tonight. I seen drive passes from Derrick Henry, Mark Henry. I seen Lamar Jackson get kind of flustered. When really running the rock, like he normally run the rock. He was trying to look around and try to make through passes most of the time instead of just taking off and running with the goddamn ball. Normally he'll take off and go with it, but the night he was running it, still trying to look, maybe it hit somebody for some good yard. Maybe it don't.

You got to have your mind already made up. When I look here and look there, they ain't open. I'm taking off with this motherfucker. That's what you do as a quarterback. He didn't do that tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry to tell y'all that. What y'all think Lamar Jackson is? He's not. He's a very, very, very good football player. Before as him putting them rings on y'all motherfucking fingers, he's not going to be able to do it in Baltimore. Maybe it's too cold for him playing up there in that kind of weather. Maybe he need to go back home, maybe Miami or somebody. You know what I'm talking about?

Tuna fish tool ain't gonna do it for y'all, dolphins. Go and try to make a trade or give up some for the mall. Maybe he can go down there and thrive. But in this cold weather, it ain't working for fam. He tiptoeing out there. Motherfucker, you got no cleats. What you tiptoeing for? Hit that hole and go.

I don't even know what y'all got to say for y'allself tonight. What y'all think about this game we just watched tonight? Y'all gonna blame Mark Andrews all night? You tell me y'all gonna put the blame on Lamar? I'm putting it all the way around. But if you want to be 100, I'm gonna be 100 with you. I'm putting 55% of the blame on Lamar T.O. Jackson, AKA Lamar Harden. That's who I'm putting it on, Lamar Harden, 55%.

Make no mother get sensed for me. Real talk, he ain't the only one that's out here bullshitting. Some of you women out here bullshitting, going to these grocery stores, acting like they five-star restaurants. Real talk, real talk. And you ain't got nothing but a motherfucking food stamp card in your hand, but you're going back there to the seafood spot.

Let me get some crab leg and some lobster tail. Ooh, is that swordfish? Ooh, let me get some swordfish. No, you ain't got no motherfucking swordfish skillet at your house. Swarf fish this goddamn big, but you trying to get it and take it home. Knowing damn well them sexy native apartment freezers ain't that damn big. Now your ice cream melting beside the old ass tilapia got in your freezer.

I'm so sick of you motherfuckin' hoes. Know them rag-lag freezers can't hold that much. Y'all done crammed everything in that motherfucker. The kids' popsicle tastes like salmon croquettes. Make it make sense. Holding up the line and shit. I'm thinking you finna pull out four, five hundred dollars and pay for all this seafood shit you got

and you up in there asking for for all imported season What kind of fucking important? Paparico bitch you can't even spell it Truffle oil, bitch what's truffle oil? Yeah last week you were eating on the fucking slot bitch old But for breakfast now your ass eating lobster omelette and shit Yeah Stuff crab legs for lunch and shit. I can't stand you hoes with eating that shit last week. But when you get that stamp though, can't tell you a motherfucking thing. And when I call your ass,

hey man let me buy you stamp. I ain't selling no stamp, but leave it to you. You sell some ass though. I don't need no ass. I want stamps. And I know what you thinking. Damn, dawg, you went from that to ass. You motherfucking right. I ain't right in the head. I been telling y'all that. I ain't got it all. I ain't got it all. Hot, y'all. I just need to make the calm down man. Real talk, if you're just not tuning in, man, hit the like button, man.

Real talk, man. I just got through talking about the Buffalo Bills and the Baltimore Ravers. Now the Buffalo Bills, they about to go on and face the Kansas City, um, Reef Chiefs, but they playing in Missouri, you know. Man, those motherfucking people up there in kansas kansas city aka kansas The motherfucker been getting on my ass. We're playing in mazira. I the damn team say kansas city though Nevertheless, can joss allen go up there and beat that zebra? It's just a question Let me tell you all something and that's the the motherfucking goat that zebra is the goddamn goat

I'm putting it on the line right now and saying the Buffalo Beatles will defeat the Kansas City Chiefs next Sunday That's what I'm saying. I feel it. I feel it in the air like three or nine I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Hold on. Y'all, that's what I'm feeling. Let me tell y'all something, man. Kansas City ain't got nothing about it, but they zebra and that old ass Kelsey over there.

This the way Buffalo Bills can beat Kansas City. Let me tell you some real shit, and I ain't gonna hold nothing back. Real talk. If they can get them hones early, and I do mean early, and I'll hit that motherfucker off, then they might get a couple of flags thrown,

because you know they got the refs on their side. But if they can get them hones early, yeah, get an antsy in the pocket and shit, he'll turn that motherfucking ball over don't forget it He'll throw three of those kicks. That's all you got to do is hit him early and watch what happen to my homes You get the tap dancing back there and get the throwing them no looks and throwing them right to the boys in blue Mark my words if the Buffalo Bills get that white boy early, they will come out and win

this game. But if they don't, if they don't get to him early and get him off his sweet spot, Kansas City gonna win. It's gonna be a close game like this one, just well with Buffalo and Baltimore. If they don't get him off his sweet spot, Kansas City Chief will be out in there New Orleans again eating pasta. Rick Dale will be right down there eating pasta. Real motherfucking talk. I'm telling you what God love. Now the game before that, Billy in the LA Wi-Fi Rings. A good motherfucking game before the snow came say corn broccoli is him and i tell you that man that's him and no jalen heart jalen hurts dick came out on on on on a re-opening took that motherfucker 44 yards i say god damn hurt slow but that motherfucker was moving

though 44 oh shit he was from around through around the room. See, Matthew Stafford say I be damn, I'm a dinking dunk down the field. Y'all know about dinking dunks? That fresh got the king of dinking dunks. And that's why we right at the motherfucking house now. I get to that coward in them yet. Back to the Rams and the Eagles. Good goddamn game.

Stafford, Dr. G your props old man. You did all you could do. Real talk. You brought your team back. It was a good game. But at the end of the day, Philly had a little too much firepower. A.J. Brown, you dropped about two or three balls, fam. You need to put that motherfucking book down during the games. You need to read the book before the game. During the game, you need to be locked in. Throwing you a hit and your ball right in your hands and shit. What they doing at that? Let's go back to my point, y'all.

When the big games, you got to beat up, baby. Yeah, you got to be on point. You already know, Hurts ain't been throwing the ball that well. You already know he ain't been getting you the ball. Now he's getting you the ball. You got to do something with it, baby. Because I don't know about next week. You already know he ain't been getting you the ball. Now he's getting you the ball. You got to do something with it, baby. Cause I don't know about next week.

I don't. I don't know if Barkley gonna be able to toke that rock against the Washington Redskins like that. I don't know. Now the previous two games, he was doing what he was doing against them. But who knows what Dan Quinn got up his sleeves right now. I'm just saying they might sell everything out

just to stop Barkley and make her become a thrower again. I don't know. But what I seen today from the Eagles, that defense, that number one defense, they get into that motherfucking quarterback. Jaylen Carter is him. Now Fletcher Kyle's big ass ain't there no more, but they got Jaylen Carter

and he's doing his damn job on that defense. If you ain't seen big number 93, he's him He's clogging up that he's him now the Eagles run game ain't that good I mean run defense ain't they good cuz Kyron Williams for the man had with 19 carries 106 yards against him today I'm pretty sure Washington gonna run that ball or just the Eagles whether Whether it's the running back Eckler or whether it was Robinson or is it Jaden Daniels and we know that young man will run that ball. Ain't it something that rookie quarterback got more playoff wins than that? Let that sink in cowboy fans.

I'm one to part time, part time be a fan. Push together we hold. That's all I'm saying. Put time, part time be a fan. Put us together we hold. That's all I'm saying. Put that together, that good. It been in the league nine, ten years. And Jaden Daniels already done accomplished with that. Done done. Ain't that some shit, y'all?

Jerry Jones, I know that motherfucker can't sleep right now. Two NFC East teams playing in the NFC Championship. Eagles, come at us. Ain't that something, y'all? sleep right now two NFC East teams playing in the NFC Championship Eagles commanders ain't there some y'all ain't there some as a Cowboy fan I had to do something about this shit that's why I got on this Buffalo Bill your right good some of you mad I don't like all. I don't give a damn what you like. This is me. I'm gonna sleep good every night.

I lay down. I'm not gonna be mad because my team lost. Hell no. I'm riding with Williams. I wanna win. You know, I wanna win. And, God damn it, I'm on them with the golf-a-lows. Had them been up there, been up there in the snow twice for them. God damn it, I'm on them with the Buffalo Beard. I done been up there, been up there in the snow twice for them, God damn it.

They accept me for who I am. They accept me in all my flaws. So I'm just here to tell y'all, I'm a poor cowboy fan, poor Buffalo Beard fan. Deal with it. Deal with it. Deal with it. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture.

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Y'all it's a beautiful thing to watch right here. And I'm telling you right now, I got this game. I got this going to be a high scoring game. I don't think they're going to hit 40 points, but I think it might be around in the high thirties. Who I got winning. I can't even say y'all. I mean, part of me want to say to Eagles, part of me want to say to commanders, I'm going to stay out of this one. Cause this really ain't my mother business. Really ain't my business.

I do think it's going gonna be a great game. I do. I feel like Jaden Daniels can do whatever he wanna do on the football field for the simple fact he got coaches over there that like to put him in the right position to win. Yeah, they like to get you off the edge, some bootleg, like to run some read option,

give you an option to hand it off or run it, or RPOs, or you can hand it out or you can pass it. That's what I like about what the Washington Commandos is doing with them. Sometimes they let Jalen Hurts do a read option, RPO most of the time, but for the most of the time, they've been relying on Saquon Bark.

Now he got banged up. I don't know if y'all watched the game, I know it's Hurts his arm. It could be broken. We don't know. He came back and finished the game, but we don't know if y'all watched the game. I noticed his hurried his arm. It could be broken. We don't know. He came back and finished the game, but we don't know. So you can best believe your watching, commander players are gonna be aiming for that hand broken.

They gonna be trying, and I don't blame him. You got to, if a man hurt, you got to go out. And I think that's what they gonna do. But it's gonna be a great game. He just got to tune in and watch it. NFL playoffs is lit. It's on fire right now. And it's coming down to the end, y'all. You got the commanders going against the Eagles.

You got the Beals going against the Chiefs. Who gonna come out on top? I don't know. But I know my black ass gonna tune in and watch this shit. Who you got is the question. You got the Zebra? You got Josh Allen, who they trying to tune in and watch this shit. Who you got is the question. You got the zebra?

You got Josh Allen who they trying to, cause they been working their jelly. And I told y'all two weeks ago, if the Baltimore Ravens lose, the more gonna win MVP. And I told y'all that if the more lose, he gonna win MVP. And they gonna somehow find a way to get either Josh Allen to their Superbowl or Dezebra to the Super Bowl So he can win three in a row. I'm telling y'all this how they going. He already the face of the league

This is how this shit work. I'm gonna keep watching it cuz I know this shit rig. I don't give a damn I'm gonna keep watching the sports. I love it. Brady got seven motherfucking rings They got to have somebody else to come in and rival that. At least get close to that. Patrick Holmes is the perfect man for that. Why you saying that, dude? Because he's black and he's white. Do you understand what I'm telling you?

Do you understand what I'm telling you? He's a zebra. That means he got a motherfucking chance to do it. Now the best head coach still in the playoffs is Andy Reid. I love Andy Reid. I think he's the best head coach in the NFL right now. I don't think nobody has done what he's done. I know you got Bill Belichick, but he's not no Andy Reid.

Bill Belichick ain't calling no motherfucking plays. Big Andy Reid walls. That motherfucker got that big clipboard and got a bowl of chili right there. You can't even see it y'all. But Andy Reid be eating chili on the goddamn sideline. And I don't blame him because it's cold. It's cold enough for a polar brother to come out there in Kansas. Missouri. What ain't playing that? Let me get that right for them niggas get mad. Because you know how they is up there. But I'm just telling y'all, y'all. There's some great football that's being displayed, y'all. And for once, I'm loving it. Y'all can keep making the Cowboy companies all you want. Your team being at the high. Dub, don't give a damn, y'all. I'm telling y'all, y'all can get mad. Call me bandwagon. I don't give a damn. I'm still gonna come over here and give y'all my analyst, which ain't nothing but my opinion. And don't make it right. But I'm just telling you how I see things.

I told you I see better than I can hear. Talk to me. Talk to me. Now I'm, I'm, I'm Bill's mafia girl now. Yeah, I already done went up there. The team done flew me out and everything. So y'all can say what y'all wanna say about you a cowboy. Cowboys ain't invited me to now mothafuckin' game. Buffalo Hal, they bought me all this girl head and all this other shit. So guess what?

I'm with Bills Mafia right now. Talk to me, I wanna talk. I wanna see what y'all got to say here tonight. I don't give a damn what people say, man. I'm a content creator, man. I'm a comedian, man. I'm an entertainer. My job is to come on here and entertain y'all

when y'all feeling down and out. It's my job to uplift you. Y'all be on here. Man, take our team jersey off. Motherfucker, you ain't ain't no team. What team you on? Only thing you got in your name is Facebook and you know it.

They want to tell me what I can and can't work. I'm going to work whatever the hell I want to work. I don't tell you what to work. So why you telling me what to work? Why y'all trying to stop me from being happy? I don't understand that. Let me be happy. Y'all be acting like I done something to y'all personal.

I ain't done nothing to y'all. And I know y'all don't give a damn about me because I'm seeing what y'all doing to Nelly and Snoop Dogg. Nelly and Snoop Dogg, I don't know what y'all doing, going up there tap dancing for Trump. Put them niggas on y'all ass. Ooh, ooh, ooh, those niggas on y'all ass right now and they not letting up. Soulja Boy, you niggas on y'all ass right now, and they not letting up. Socha boy, you're done.

Boy, I know y'all, I know y'all were mad when Trump won, but I didn't know y'all were gonna be mad if people went up there and performed. Shit. Man, I seen so many hate comments towards Snoop. That Snoop, Snoop, sat me down. That man been smoking weed since he was eight. He don't know what the hell he doing.

Y'all hope. Man, y'all need to wake up, y'all. I told y'all this, and I don't give a fuck about politics. I think this shit fun. It don't matter who the president is, y'all. You still got to go to work every day and do your motherfucking job at the end of the day. It's all in my go to work and do your job and take care of your family, man.

No matter who in office, they don't do what they want to do. I know some of the women are mad, man. We want to come out of here. Well, even if Kamala Harris in office, you still got to take your mother. I can ask the work. That's all I'm saying. Now, this is the same Kamala Harris, the head Megan, just standing them up to take your motherfucking ass to work. That's all I'm saying. Now this the same Kamala Harris that had Megan Thee Stallion them up there shaking ass. I got dogs.

I don't want my dogs watching women up there shaking, mama. Can I ask, do y'all ho? I'm just being real. Do y'all ho? No! I'm trying to raise some young, beautiful women. I ain't trying to raise no motherfucking hoes. Even though I got hoes in my family, in my family. You don't understand what I'm saying to you? I'm trying to raise two beautiful young girls and I already got hoes in my family.

Hell I'm warning you. You know what I'm saying? That shit can trickle down. I don't do that. I know carmas out there, but I don't want to do that. So forgive me if I don't want my children watching that bullshit. I know some of y of y'all men on here got dollars now. Some of you got dollars that's stripping. You're going to like it. But guess what? You still love her twerking booty ass in your pose too. In your pose too. Y'all seen Claire's club?

Y'all seen Diamond in her second ass going to college and sh**? Diamond was in there doing what she was supposed to do. Workin' naked! Showing her public house. She even had her cousin come down. Who was her cousin, y'all? Ebony, Ebony come down. She wanted to keep Ebony out of trouble.

But guess what? She brought Ebony to the trouble. Ebony was in there, motherfucker, shakin' ass. Yeah, yeah, turn around. Yeah, you can start the night if you want to. Yeah, that's what Bernie told her. you can start the night if you want to. Yeah, that's what Bernie told her. You can start the night if you want to. And she did.

But what's the mistake Diamond made? I'm telling you women and men, real shit. What's the mistake Diamond did? Moving her cousin into the house with her and her man. Her man that she met at the strip club. This is how problems start. Put you on gang. She already think you're fine.

He already mad that you're dancing at that dumb ass club. You going to work, she a drunk, she at the house. What you think gonna happen? What you think gonna happen? You think, you think, you think, huh? You think Lance wrong for kidnapping this city? I would, you know, too. But I wouldn't have done it at the house.

That nigga wouldn't have done it at the house. That nigga wasn't thinking. Oh, I'm not hitting you while I lay my head. Never. This is shit. I'm gonna roast you. I got hands laying eggs in this motherfucking coop. I'm not hitting you here. I wanna hit her.

Well, she worked at the club, barking. Come here, I'm gonna cut you and see what's gonna take her? Shit. I'm just telling y'all the truth for the night. Y'all don't wanna listen to me. Y'all like that old boring ass shit. Other people talk to y'all and the other people, y'all be offering, it's gonna be bullshit, y'all.

Y'all don't wanna hear the truth. I'm gonna give you the truth. I'm gonna break it down, simplify it, so y'all can understand what I'm trying to tell you here tonight. What I'm trying to tell you here tonight. What I'm trying to tell you is man, trouble easy to get into, but it's hard to get out of. That's all I'm saying.

Sometimes you people be so up in here, so sensitive, sometimes you just need to smoke some weed, baby. I ain't trying to tell you to do drugs, but I'm just telling you, sometimes you just need to hit the weed. Ask my people down there in my hometown, Darrell Green, he'll tell you about that this ain't trash I got got ask you the kid about this dis ain't trash smoke. They'll tell you straight jazz Got the real oil they say the Saudi Arabia damn right make a camel make a camel pass out if you smell some of this shit

I got You in LA go and get it jokes is up pull up tell Pull up. Tell them you want that diss. Ain't trad, boba do' they got you. Niggas around here hollering y'all got pressure. You ain't got shit but heart attack smoke nigga. That shit ain't hitting on nothing. Got all them chemicals and shit in your weed and shit. You had a smooth face. Now you smoking that shit. Now you got bumps every motherfucking well and you think you feeling hit my sweet? Never. Your face bumping nigga. And you think you're feeling hit, my sweet? Nel for your face bumping. And I say I wasn't gonna use the N word, I'm sorry. But I think anybody by using the N word,

trying to get out of using the N word, I'm trying to replace the N word. So if my real fans on here is watching this show, we gonna come up with a word to replace the N word for me. I really wanna stop using it, y'all. Cause I got some white friends and they flaked up, you use it and we should be able to use it. Bow! Use it you want to.

Bow! I put it, I do it, and you know I do it. I'm like Gator. I'm drunk with fever. I like getting high. Real talk. I know white people, I know we cool, we hang out, but I know when we hang around, y'all saying the N word. It's cool, but it's how you use it.

It's all I'm saying. If you said the A is cool, but if you using it with the R, it's a problem. It's a problem. That's all I'm saying. We know y'all singing in the song. When I come around, don't try to skip that part. Don't do it. Don't say it.

But say it the right way. You say it the other way, you can count some Christmas. You can count some Christmas. Let me tell y'all something. Ain't nothing like showing up to white folk high or unannounced. You show up to them white folk high. Let me tell y'all something real. Some of them, most of them just like,

but I just got to paint this picture, man. Just some real shit, because they try to paint this picture, man. Just some real shit. Cause they, they try to paint a picture about this black folk. I'm tell y'all something. It's some white folks out here, nasty damn motherfucker. I ain't no one seen, they got rats and roaches too. Don't let them lie to you. Acting all uppity and all that,

and you got goddamn jungle roaches in this motherfucker. Oh man, somebody left the window.. Anybody left the motherfucking wind up? You ain't took the trash out, Chad. Ask if you do I want some of this dirt meat. I did. I don't want it now. When did you kill this dirt? Do you got a tag for this dirt? You know, I'm real cool with the gang one too. I'll call them right motherfucking now and he'll smell that dirt nuts and let you know how for this dirt. You know, I'm real cool with the gang one too. I call them right motherfuckers now, and he'll smell that dirt nuts and let you know how old this dirt was.

You got to be a bad motherfucker to smell that dirt nuts to tell how old it is. Shit, what kind of school you niggas going to? Cause I wanna know, can I smell this whole cat or not? And let me know how many miles she got. Ain't that something? I got a big ass nose, I ain't bullshitting. I want, why was I had to power?

Smelly hoes the job. Ain't gonna tell me how many miles she got on the motherfucker. Is it airplane miles? Is it Ford F-150 miles? Is it Chevy Caprice miles? I wanna know. Talk to me, I wanna know. If you're watching this show,

then you better know it's been presented by Price Picture. Right there, scan that barcode right there. Put type in trash, two H's. First time users, you put $5 in, you get 50. But that's small talk, we talking big money. Don't wanna put your 100 in, real talk. Yeah, don't wanna put your 100 in. You betting more or less on your favorite player.

I know some of y'all probably at work working great yourself and can't watch me because your boss being nosy watch you on the camera, put your headphones on and go to Apple podcast and go to Spotify. Type in the bubble dub show on Apple podcast and the Spotify and now here I am. I thought you could listen to me all day and download it. That's what I'm asking y'all to do.

We'll talk two weeks. Kiss me in Minnesota. I'm on the Weedle Worms Tour. Weedle Worms Tour. Mike Epsterhoes. You got Corey Hokel. Yeah, you got Lil Duval. You got Carlos Miller. You got Mojo Brooks. You got Ha Ha Davis. You got the skit maker Country Wayne. You got Tony Robbins, Detroit Finest, and most of all you got that black ass boba dub. And then you know right now my real fans that will come out and support me, get to them shows early once again, because I'll be going out like second to third. Get there early so you can see me do my motherfucking thing. And I promise you, you won't regret spending your hard-earned money Come and see me do my thing

It's just the start, baby, it's just the beginning We're going to the top Not just me, we We a motherfucking team We are talking I make it, we all make it If you're watching this show, then we got something we call the Hell Nog Sign. One of my fans hit me up today, what we do? I know you up there in Buffalo, get ready to go to the game.

Hell no, I'm not gonna wake up in that motherfucking snow. Shit, I like to froze the Diff up there last time. I damn near had a froze frostbite. No. Hell no, I'm not going up there. I be damned. from the last time I damn they had frost frost bite no hell no I'm not going through I'll be damned the devil is a lie I love Buffalo I want to win before me going back up there in the snow right now I'm not gonna be able to do it y'all when white people tell you it's cold motherfucker it's cold it's so motherfucking

cold a polar burger ain't come out. That's how cold shit is. I see Walla Moore a lot. You see Walla Moore with Tiff and not them? That's a different kind of cold with them Buffalo. That's down the calendar. If you ain't never been up there, ain't really nothing up there no way. But if you ain't never been up there, don't go.

It's cold motherfuck up there in Buffalo. Real talk. Trash of the day, going to Mark Andrews for the Baltimore raid. Trash! You're supposed to be a premier tight end fam. Mm-hmm trash of the day going to Mark Andrews for the Baltimore Raiders. Trash. You're supposed to be a premier tight end fam. Yeah, you know Lamar love you.

He always throwing the ball you ain't throw it to his own down receivers. But he always throwing to you and he couldn't count on you tonight. Big dog two drops that potentially won the game for your team and you fumble. And I know as a player, I don't want to put too much shit on the players cause they just players at the end of the day, you play trash today. Is your trash player? No, she played trash, play like trash today. So what you need to do again, the all season and get better.

That's what it's all about. Getting better. A lot of you players that watch me and call y'all trash. God damn it. Play better. That's all you got to do. If you don't want me to call you trash, then goddamn it, you should play better.

Simple as that. That's all. You don't wanna hear it? Goddamn it, don't play like it. I call it like I see it. Once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow when I go live.

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