Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub visits Deion Sanders & Colorado Buffaloes!!

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

Bubba Dub is in Boulder, Colorado kicking it with Coah Prime, Shedeur Sanders, Travis Hunter and the Colorado Buffaloes NCAA football team!! Dub GOES OFF on the Dallas Cowboys and says that fans shoul...d be worried!! PAY Dak Prescott and Ceedee Lamb, Jerry!! Jerry Jones as old as Joe Biden fam!! After, Dub sounds off on Jayson Tatum’s lack of playing time for the Team USA men’s basketball squad, and explains why Steve Kerr is riding with LeBron James, Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant. Finally, Hell Nahh!! And Trashh of the Day!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume. new followers. Welcome to the Bubba Dub Show, sports show, comedy show, real live show. This is what we do over here on The Volume. We talk about it all. We don't hold shit back. That ain't what we do. But before I even dive into the sports and how the Cowboys still ain't paid that
Starting point is 00:00:39 RCD lamb, but still thinking about being a championship team. Hit that like button hit that subscribe button now let me show a little game that coach prime shared to me today man you know i always like to give wisdom to the people and he was just telling me how proud he was of me but he was telling me sometimes people not gonna to see who you're going to become. They're always going to see who you used to be. And I used to be a lot of things, but I ain't that no
Starting point is 00:01:09 more. Used to sell drugs, man. I used to be a drug dealer. Not proud of, I'm not proud of my past, but I overcame my past. I grew into what I grew into today. So what I'm saying to you is now, no matter how good you're doing life,
Starting point is 00:01:27 sometimes people will never see you who you become. They're only going to see what you used to be. Or you used to do this. Or you used to lie. You used to steal. You used to do this and that. It's always going to be the negative. But I always focus on the positive.
Starting point is 00:01:40 So now I feel like in my life now, I have no more bad days. I have nothing but positive days now. Why? If I woke up in the morning, it's a blessing that I'm still here. Now I got that out the way. Now let's go on and talk the big boy talk that need to be talked about. And we starting with the Dallas Cowboy. I don't know what the hell they doing up there, y'all.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I don't know. What you mean you don't know if you want to pay C.D. Lamb? What you don't know if you want to pay Doc or not? Don't you know what they do to us? A quarterback, he don't know his future? He don't know if he going to be here or not? Shit, he ain't going to play right. He under pressure.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Every game, every practice contract. You don't want to be hearing about no damn contract every game every you don't want you want to be focused on the team you wondering why this motherfucker can't catch the ball that's what you want to worry about is the quarterback you want to know what defense he is the cover one two, cover three. That's what you want to know. Is it a disguise? Do I need to check out? Do I need to audible out of this and give us in the summer? As a quarterback, a lot goes into being an NFL quarterback.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I know I ain't never played the game, but I've been around plenty of people who have and played it at the highest level. It takes a lot to be a starting quarterback because you got to deal with motherfucking things like this trash missing open receivers overthrow them
Starting point is 00:03:10 underthrow them ain't reading the field like you need to be reading this mother but you got to see you got to see your target that's how I understand how some of these innocent people be getting killed because you people go out here and shoot
Starting point is 00:03:23 with your eyes closed open your damn eyes. Open them when you were born. When that doctor slapped you on your ass. You open your eyes and start crying. I ain't lying. I'm here to tell you the truth today. Dallas Cowboys in trouble. That's my team, but they in trouble
Starting point is 00:03:37 because they ain't doing the little things. Take care of your players, Jerry. Everybody else can take care of all the other Jerry. Everybody else can take care of all the other quarterbacks getting their money. That is better or no less than the quarterbacks
Starting point is 00:03:52 that already got their money right now. And they go from Mahomes because he ain't, you know, we can't compare him to Mahomes. Lamar Jackson, we can't compare him to Lamar Jackson. But from Josh Allen, down the arm,
Starting point is 00:04:04 Justin Herbert, down the arm, a boy, a that served sipping Jalen Hurts, Burrow, Poole, Lua, Dak, right there. Bam! Man just had a baby girl, man. Man done built a nice home up there in Dallas. Pay the man, Jerry. You need your legal. Dak is your legal.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Go on and take care of him. Go on and take care of him. Go on and take care of C.D. Lamb and whatever else in the offseason next year, whoever we got to cut or do some reconstruction on the contract, go on and sign Michael Parson. That's your team, right? That's your three players. Remember Aikman with Aikman? Emmitt
Starting point is 00:04:39 and Michael Irvin. That was the trio. That was the motherfucking trio, and you took care of all of them. You got to take care of that. You got to take care of CeeDee Lamb right now. It's now or never. You say you want to ring before you die?
Starting point is 00:04:56 I can't see it, because the crossroads is closed. Jerry, you say he made Joe buy. You see, he ain't running no damn move. You don't even run the Cowboys no damn move. Let somebody else run that team. Bring somebody else in like me. I ain't for all that bullshit.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I'm going to hold everybody accountable. Hell, you came in late. Shit, get me up and down. I don't give a damn about you making millions. This is my team. You're going to listen to me or your ass going to go play for somebody else. See, the NFL
Starting point is 00:05:29 is big business. You got to have players that want it. You got to have players that want to get better each and every motherfucking day. My ring promise. Now, to my ring promise. So if I'm Jerry, I'm going, I'm giving Dak what he want.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I'm giving Siggy what he want. I'm bringing the whole team in as a whole and holding the meeting. And whatever grievance and whatever y'all want to say, say it now. Forever hold your motherfucking peace. We're going to talk about it. We can talk about it there. We can go to the cafeteria. Up there, because, you know, big teams have cafeterias and stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:02 We'll have dressing. Not that stove top shit. You white people be cooking. I'm talking about real dressing. If my wife, if you ain't never had real dressing, I'm invite y'all to my house. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:06:11 You get, then, you know, right now the food going to be salty. It's going to be tasty. Yes. Don't get your table ready. I know some of y'all like to drink.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Um, what's that? What, what, what y'all like to drink? Heineken and Michelob. I'll make sure I had that beer for y'all. Damn right.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And I'll have mom's cherry pie or apple pie for y'all after dinner for dessert. Damn right. Black people, dessert don't even be cake. But now to put in some time, it be oatmeal and Debbie cake. Come here. Y'all know I ain't bullshit. Sometimes mama ain't
Starting point is 00:06:41 got the cake. Sometimes mama ain't got money for pie. But we got debit cake. We got snack. We got ding dong. We got all. We got devil cake. We got all that other shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Zebra cake. We got all that. So these are the things that the Cowboys need to do like the winning team, like the Chiefs. It's the little thing. Pat Mahone reconstructed his contract so he can get in and build a player. Yeah. Pat Mahone ain't even the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL. No, he's not.
Starting point is 00:07:07 But he got three motherfucking rings. And guess what? He'll get three more with that kind of attitude. Damn right he will. That's why I don't understand how some of you players out here today, you done made your money. It's time to win now, man. I want a ring, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Get like your girl you been with for five years, been engaged to her, her fat little mother. I want a ring. motherfucker. Get like your girl you've been with for five years. You've been engaged to her. Her fat little motherfucker. You want to ring. Get her a ring. And I ain't mean to call nobody a girl. In fact, I don't do that body shaming and shit and everything. I don't want to do all that because I'm a real bitch like a mushroom myself. But I'm just saying personally for me, it's the small thing that matters.
Starting point is 00:07:41 No matter how you start it, it's all about how you finish. You understand what I'm saying? Usain Bolt wasn't the fastest man out to block the first 40, 50 yards. He'll be getting beat. But them last 50, 60, your ass out of there. That was Usain Bolt.
Starting point is 00:07:56 The goal. He's the goal. Ain't no debating about you. Usain Bolt. The goal. Same with the quarterback, Tom Brady. It ain't matter how he started the game.
Starting point is 00:08:06 They'll be getting their beat ass beat all the way down to the fourth quarter with 45 seconds left. But Thomas Edward Brady going to lead them down that motherfucking field and keep the game winning field goal game over. And y'all can say what y'all want to say. But I know damn well Bill Belichick was funky up under them damn sweatshoes all them damn years. You can't tell me he wasn't sweating. Shit. Smelling like old eggs up under there. Let me tell y'all
Starting point is 00:08:33 women something too. That I done told y'all y'all keep running y'all asses down there getting them BBLs and shit and them doctors putting y'all navel by y'all hearts. We can't lay our head on y'all chest no more because it smell like spoiled milk. Clean'all navel by y'all hearts. We can't lay our head on y'all chest no more because it smell like spoiled milk. Clean your damn navel.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Navel nasty. But think I'm finna go around and put this tongue on you? Never. Nor's Ark I'll be built again before I put my tongue on some of you hoes. Never. I'm not doing it. I'm on fire today.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Told y'all. Watching this show right now. If you can't watch it and you can't own a thing, you can do it. Listen. Go to Apple Podcasts right now. Damn right. Go to Spotify right now. Type in the Bubba Dub show on the five.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Even though I'm black, I'm shining bright like Colin Cowherd. Come here. I'm not bullshitting with y'all today. Tony, I'm in Boulder. Ain't shit to do up here. I'm scared of motherfucking number white people up here, but they nice. If I didn't have a white couple invite me over to their house, I think they swing us. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:09:32 I'm going. Ain't turning down no good time. Come here. You going in the room, Bob? I stay in here with Susan. I go. It won't be the most old-top stuff. It's going to be real dressing in this motherfucker
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, German chocolate cakes Yeah Yeah, that's what we gonna eat over here Real chocolate pie I'm giving it one Without the crust Come here Gotta enjoy this, people
Starting point is 00:10:00 We enjoy Hey, we having fun over here, man We not playing, man Make me tell y'all, man. Get them B's up over here, man. We going number one. We going number one. Where my 49er fans at?
Starting point is 00:10:11 I just left the Bay Area. Man, where the 49er fans at, man? Y'all ain't even in San Francisco. Y'all in Santa Clara. Ought to be in Santa Clara, 49er. No, damn, San Francisco. San Francisco, 45 miles away from the stadium. Sacramento, where you at?
Starting point is 00:10:29 Sacramento showed me much love. But Sacramento ain't nothing but a big-ass, dry-ass phone, if you ask me. I seen so many farm animals, I don't know what to do. I thought it was real Gs dying down. It's real farm animals dying down. Had some of the best hot tamales in my mother. And I shot out the hill. Can't wait to meet your sister.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Her, she coming over. I can't wait. I'm changing my mother. I can't wait. Telling you I had a ball out there watching the young man go at it, man. Watching the young man go at it, man, each and every day, man, to get better day after day after goal. But I was talking to Coach Prime about, man, is it hard coaching these players now,
Starting point is 00:11:13 these young millionaires now? It's different from college when they were getting money under the table. Or like I used to get money under the table when I was on child support. Like, don't write me no check or they're going to cut it. Pay me under the table. But think about it, man. You coaching a player that's making $5 or $6 million. Man, what can you tell him?
Starting point is 00:11:31 His mom and daddy and them or family members, you know what I'm saying, depending on him. What can you tell him, man? He got to go out here and do whatever thing he got to do. So for him to be able to still relate and get to three players like, look, I know you got $5 or $6 million or whatever, a million, whatever you got right now. But that's just temporary. You're going to blow through that because you're young.
Starting point is 00:11:53 You got the holes out here. You're going to blow through that five or six million. You need to be worried about the loan house, the real money in the NFL. And, you know, and that's what I like about, I was able to, you know, chop it up with Coach Prime about not just sports, but life in general, man. The guy is a gem, man. Shout out to him and his whole coaching staff
Starting point is 00:12:13 for the love. Shout out to the players for all their love they showed me today. I know y'all got a thousand questions for me. Get in the comment section right now. Let me know. Ask me anything y'all want to ask me, Doug, gonna talk about it. Don't forget about it. You could have an opportunity to come to a game with me out here in Boulder
Starting point is 00:12:30 too. Yeah, I'm making it happen. Well, how can we make it happen, duh? By doing what you're doing now. Come in,
Starting point is 00:12:37 sharing, sharing this show with each and anybody you know, or go over to my IG on bubble dub 94 when I'm promoting this show and sharing that as well. That's what it's all about. Share me and you have an opportunity to come to a Colorado Buffalo game or a Cowboy game or Saints or Packers or 49 or whoever. Coach, shout out to the coach. You have an opportunity or a baseball game or basketball, Lakers or the Mavericks or whatever it is, man.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Wherever I'm going to be at, wherever I'm in, it might be the game I go to. You will have an opportunity to be flown out with me and enjoy yourself at the games with me and interact with me and engage with me in these sports activities. So keep that in mind. That's all I ask. I don't ask much of y'all.
Starting point is 00:13:24 All I ask y'all is turn your notifications on so you'll know when i'm dropping i want you to know when i'm dropping real talk because it's fine and you need it in your life some of you work right now boy you need to be lifted up your spirit down that dub get your spirit up spirit up that's what god got me here for to entertain do y'all know i I know what I'm here to do. And I'm not going to play with it. God gave me a blessing to entertain and make people laugh. I'm not going to let that go by the wayside.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do. So I'm asking y'all, cut the notifications on. Make sure you share. Make sure you like. And we good. And we off to the next. I don't know if y'all been paying attention to what's going on in the world. But the cops still out here showing their motherfucking ass.. I don't know if y'all been paying attention what's going on in the world, but the cops still out here showing their motherfucking ass
Starting point is 00:14:06 and I don't like it. I just seen a cop punch a young black man in the face. Pow! It would've knocked me out, but that was a big boy. He didn't do nothing to him. I'm so sick and tired of you police officers disrespecting us. I'm tired of it. It's
Starting point is 00:14:22 uncaused for and it don't make sense. That was uncaused for. Some and it don't make sense. That was uncaused for us. Some of it, sometimes, is our fault because we're resisting. They're telling us to put our hand behind our back, and we don't want to do it. Go on in the blind spot a lot. I know sometimes what they're doing ain't right, but it's best to oblige by it. Go on and put your hand behind your back. Go on and lay down, man.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Ain't no sense of fussing and fighting with these people, man, because they will shoot you. All I'm saying, they will shoot you. Now, because good cops get bad rips for the bad cops. Most people where I'm from think all cops are bad. Not all cops are bad, y'all. I don't even want to
Starting point is 00:14:55 hear that. All cops are not bad. But what we've been seeing lately from some of these cops, they're bad. They're terrible. They don't need to be police officers, man. Honestly. and that's for the whites and the blacks like in his man i've been seeing some bad cops all colors that's real tough and there's no place for that in america shouldn't be any motherfucking way shouldn't be no place for that when we call you for help to come and protect that's what you supposed to do is help
Starting point is 00:15:22 and protect us and get us to the jail that that's where we need to be if we if we effing up and take our ass to jail whatever you got you do that but we ain't done nothing wrong man don't be hitting on beat don't don't be shitting man no we want to go home to our families just like y'all want to go to home y'all families man that's how that's how we could ask for in amer America man it's supposed to be the home of the free home of the brave I pledge allegiance to you know the rest you know the rest like I was stating earlier on the team USA
Starting point is 00:15:54 um Kerr is you know what I'm saying he only can do so much but just start lining up and um I don't know man come on man man get signed 300 million dollar contract gets warm an nba championship man should play not necessarily his style of ball don't fit the olympic ball for me i'm just being 100 jason tagum ball the way he played doesn't fit that he
Starting point is 00:16:19 gets the balls dribble dribble dribble drop not this ain't it, fam. You got to move the motherfucking ball. These European players can play. They can ball. They'll load up on you. So, you know, I know y'all talking noise and mad about it, but, Kerr, it's all good. You know, if you choose to play them next game, cool. If not, it is what it is. I ain't mad at you.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I just know that it's going to be LeBron last time in the Olympics, Durant last time in the Olympics, andant last time in the Olympics, and Curry last time in the Olympics. They got to play. Can't take them out. Durant was on fire. Halliburton didn't play. I don't hear y'all crying about him. With that being
Starting point is 00:16:57 said, man, just chill out, relax, and just enjoy what the Team USA is doing. As long as they go out and get the gold, that's all that matters. I know y'all watching the show. I know y'all seen some of my bad boy clips that I dropped. I told you, Dub getting his motherfucking acting on. I'm acting.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Got me feeling like Denzel. That's how I'm feeling. I might not be Denzel, but guess what? I'm Bubba Dog. Come here. I'm going to show you how to act. Baby mama calling soon as she see me in that clip. I'm so proud of you.
Starting point is 00:17:26 No you ain't. Stay your ass over with those boys with them dreadlocks. Dreadlock musty. I ain't bullshitting. I seen a picture of her watching her new boyfriend her. The color butt one. Dread. Come back over here now.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You think the grass green? Stay where you at. You ain't been with me and I don't want you. I don't want to see you with them kids. I'm coming back over here now You think the grass green Stay where you at You ain't been with me And I don't want you I don't want to see you All them kids I'm good
Starting point is 00:17:49 I'm good where I'm at Damn right Do you hear me Huh Trash of the day coming up Hell no Shit coming up I ain't done with y'all today. You damn right.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Somebody hit me up the other day. Hey, dude. If the police pull you over, will you resist? Hell no. I done seen enough footage to happen to anybody else who don't even resist and get their ass beat up. Shit. Hell no. I'm going to tell the law to tell me to do something.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Do it. Wink. I'm damn right way. I'm way. Jump high. Shit. Shit. I'm scared of the law.
Starting point is 00:18:34 But I will call them in a minute. Now, I'm going to wink. Do you have an emergency? Did not call you. Did not motherfucking just call you. You damn right this emergency. Get your ass off of him. Soon as you called, they already got your address you. You damn like this immersion. Get your ass over here. Soon as you called, they already got your address.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I ain't got to state why I'm here. Motherfucker, you know why I'm here. Pull up over here and get me. Now somebody had me. Bubba Dug, man, shoot, man, you out there in Boulder. Could you move out here? Hell no. I can't do it. It's bird, it's bird, moose, elk, all that shit.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Wolfshed. I thought I was a wolf. There's real wolves out here, and they running packs. Shit, I can't move out here in the border. It get cold when the weather. I'm black. I'm tropical. I like 70 to 85 degrees below. Shit, I ain't going to be able to do it.
Starting point is 00:19:20 When it get cold, my cold is 70 to 65. Shit, down in the border, it get down negative eight. I ain't going to be able to do it. When it get cold, my cold is 70, 60, you know, 70 to 65. Shit, down here in Boulder, it get down negative eight, ain't gonna be able to do it. Coach Ryan better than me, and no damn way I be on that field coaching that kind of wealth. I'm a nigga, damn igloo on the field for me to coach. Damn right. Enjoy this.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Not bullshit. Trash of the day. Go on to that damn copper with that black man in the eye. Trash. You need to be fired, fam. Both of you. You're Hispanic and a black. Get both of you inside of here. Because there's a fellow officer and you know an officer doing something wrong, you got to pull that
Starting point is 00:19:55 officer to the side and say, hey, look at you. Look at you. They call me OG. And they don't mean OG. It's them for, oh God. Let me talk to you. What you get did over wasn't right. What you, that ain't how we're going to treat the people. We here to serve and protect, but you better get the mother and protect it. Cause that wasn't protecting. Now you got a lawsuit coming. Now you bringing in all kinds of heat on us. That ain't what
Starting point is 00:20:24 you want. You want the people to get along with the police officer. You don't want people killing the police officer. You don't want the police officer killing the people. So what? Let's all get along. Let's all abide by one another. Let's all follow the rules and regulations that need to be followed. Then we ain't got to worry about this. Then you ain't got to worry about me coming
Starting point is 00:20:40 on here and talking about this shit. I focus. You can be on something else. I focus. You can be on her helping the homeless or coming up with cures for these diseases. That's what we need to be focused on. But we can't do that because we're at war amongst each other. Each and every motherfucking day, we're at war.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Whether it's black on black crime or white on white. Well, I hate even saying this shit because black kill white, white kill black, Mexican kill everybody. Mexicans kill everybody. They always talking about Michigan. Man, they can build. The motherfuckers can bury too.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Mexico ain't nothing but a damn graveyard. Ain't nothing but a graveyard down in Mexico. Take your ass to Juarez if you want to. You're going to be Juarez. Somebody hit me up. I want you to come to Juarez, man. I want to shoot a movie out here. No. I do it virtually. We can go to Hollywood and, man. I want to shoot a movie out here. No.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I do it virtually. We can go to Hollywood and shoot it. Make it look like we just in Wild Red. But we really ain't. And L.A. really is Wild Red. It's Mexico, too. Watching this damn show, dude. You need to know this show presented by PrizePix. Don't even download the number one sports betting fantasy app right now.
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Starting point is 00:22:17 Stop complaining. Start doing your homework. Prize pick, it give you the stats of the last five or six game on all these players. All you got to do is look. Dang, they had 15 points this time. 18, 15, 18. It's a pack. All you got to do is look at it.
Starting point is 00:22:31 When she had 18 that game, dang, this game, she's going to have around 14 or 15. So I'm going to put more on there. It's that simple. All you got to do is pay attention. That's all you got to do is pay attention. Real talk. I want to thank y'all for tuning in today's show. I really do.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I want to thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dug Show. I know y'all ain't seen me in a couple days, but I'm out here on the road handling to thank y'all for tuning in today's show. I really do. I want to thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dug Show. I know y'all ain't seen me in a couple days, but I'm out here on the road handling business for y'all. I told y'all I was going to bring y'all this footage, but damn it, I broke it. I bring the light. I bring the view, baby. We here. Thank y'all for watching the Bubble Dug Show. I'll see y'all again.
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